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How does he do it?

Diorama and diarrhoea are very similar words.

>>1038310
He is fueled by Party Pies. A dozen at a time. Keeps him sharp. The killer instinct.

>>1038311
👆💯

>>1038284
Excellent choice in pepe.

>>1038323
I have what they call in the industry "the eye".

>>1038314
good day to NOFK

Is this cabin haunted or just built by a millennial architect?

>>1038329
>What are blue healers?
A very Australian breed of dog. Heavily used by farmers and as war dogs.

A mound of greasy glistening delight!

>>1038332
Is that on a mobile trolley by chance?

Ready.

Ready.

Ready.
*third time is the charm?

>>1038331
Remember the leftards got upset about the episode of Bluey that had one of the family writing back home from Afghanistan or Iraq?

>>1038329
>Those Germs built fullwing jets in their garage.
Probably more that the organisers aren't quite ready for a scale diorama.

>>1038332
Magnivicent. The hot birds of dreams.

>>1038340
>telly show
oh that show
it as about cops
young Lisa McCune (McCunny?) was alright IIRC

>>1038341
Also this at Edinburgh.

>>1038342
>it as about cops
*was

>>1038345
Good doggos.
There are a few breeds with similar physical profiles.
Very hardy and smart.

>>1038343
I thought Cruisey is taking us all here for a $5 ride

>>1038347
He could have car pooled with me this mording, instead he shadowed me like some Slow Horses NDIS spin-off.

>>1038341
oh the cruise is tonight
i'm not fit to drive

>>1038349
Did he wink at you?

Chips look really nice

>>1038351
No. He probably bailed up some other innocent mong who looked a little 'thuggish'.

>>1038352
That had better not be Chicken Knight, you fucking arsehole.

and of course the humble tractor

Didn't even need my health card for concession entry. The pea soup green 7XL Mr Pig shirt and the velcro Slazengers were enough.

>>1038332
Get two.

>>1038347
He'll probably take all of our $5 notes and pay some farmer in the next paddock $10 total to drive us around in a shitty farm truck.

>>1038357
The health care card is something extra to flash

>>1038358
Why buy two when you could wheel away the whole cart?

>>1038361
👆💯

>>1038360
Gets the mong girls groolin'

>>1038342
>young Lisa McCune was alright
The other one was better. The one with the short hair.

🆒🆕🆓NEETmania

>>1038364
Christ, now I'm going to have to look at Wookiepedia.
Australian TV is not kind to women. When they hit 25 they're gone.

>>1038365
This never even happened.

>>1038352
Good colour on them.

>>1038364
That quadroon Tasma Walton?

>>1038368
It's a crumbed snosage, not a battered sav.

>>1038355
>>1038356
Lovely.

>>1038357
>pea soup green 7XL Mr Pig shirt and velcro Slazengers
A wonderful "fit" as they call it. Very /fa/.

>>1038369
>Tasma Walton?
That's her.

>>1038369
Or Caroline Craig, the aryan one?

>>1038373
u fucken boong

>>1038376
Its icing sugar for the passionfruit slice.

>>1038378
>Chinky feed
Good move. Sounds yum.

>Watching anime
Which one NEET?

>>1038356
Thanks for all the pics.

>>1038360
I write 'FBI' on mine

>>1038382
Interesting way to sign in.

>>1038383
*sign it

>>1038378
Time to let that shit go.

Bought some aldi clotted cream fudge too. Rich and outstanding in flavour. Almost made up for that disappointing burrito bowl.

>>1038378
>my high school crush
15 years? She's hitting the wall right now. You deserve better. Use an ai waifu system to recreate her back when she was cute.

>>1038387
Thanks.

>>1038388
>Use an ai waifu system to recreate her back when she was cute.
are you speaking from experience?

Called in drunk again. Wagies broke the machine.
If I can fix the machine while drunk and they can break the machine while sober what does they say.

>>1038391
u mutha fucka

>>1038392
Monk? No!

>>1038391
at least photograph the corvettes you arsemong

>>1038391
Cruisey I wanna ride in each

cruisey might wank soon

>>1038387
More of a slasher- comedy than a horror movie. Which is good, spooky stuff is scary.

>>1038394
He is rising onwards and upwards. Stop trying to hold him back.

ate a pack of skittles. tomorrow is over 😥

Continuing to eat too much food. Will get my life on track tomorrow. No more excuses.

Good night NEETs.

>>1038394
Negative for monk.

watched all of slow horses up to the latest episode (s06e04)

>>1038386
>aldi clotted cream fudge
Thank you for the review. I will keep an eye out for it.

>>1038391
Some nice ones there.

>>1038401
>tomorrow
Sounds do-able NEET.

Any NEETs know if the steam controller is worth it?
Want to play emulated games and stuff on it.
Or maybe it's better to just get a handheld android game box for a similar price

>>1038402
Good night Pidge. xx
It is nice to have a break from Kevin and that evil woman.

>>1038405
No spoilers please. I am still on Season 2.

Those headlights are on down the street again.

>>1038410
i thought it was just a joystick thing not a full console

>>1038415
I would take my waifu out in those.

>>1038416
She would be so impressed she would put out

The headlights are still on.

>>1038413
Go down and say hello.

>>1038420
It would be a long walk in the full glare. I would probably forget how to walk and start lurching around.

Might file a lawsuit against openai

>>1038422
What have they done NEET? Did they solve that maths problem you had dedicated your life to working on?

>>1038423
Chatgpt dishonoured me and left me ruined for marriage. No, wait, that was cruisey.

I have successfully made a LoRA for a small Qwen model based on my email responses and it noticeably adopts my tone and cadence in responses. I think its realistic that I could take posts from the board and train a NEET-GPT that we could all talk to.

Microwaving random things. No idea what I'm eating

>>1038426
Glorious Saturday night activity NEET

>>1038426
Try microwaving a small microwave

>>1038425
Based. Could be good to make a dungeons and downies dungeon master bot. Probably wouldn’t cost much to run it off a grok api or whatever on here. Maybe 10c per message and have a pupeteer bot run on a vps to detect if someone is playing or responded and request a message off it

What is the meaning of it all, neets

>>1038430
bedtime neet!

>>1038430
I had a wank

>>1038433
that's what caused this line of questioning

>>1038424
Many such cases.

>>1038425
I do not want to be interacting with a bot without knowing it. It will have to sign its posts.

>>1038426
The random lando.

>>1038431
I saw the meaning of liff in an op shop earlier today.

>>1038428
Microwave-ception

>>1038442
That’s a man

coga gola for breakkayie

A powerful blast

>>1038443
i wish

>>1038400
Candy makes you dandy

>>1038391
I want the brown one

I am rotting
>>1038341
Thank you for sharing these
I will be at the Aberfoyle meeting at 0800

>>1038449
Here is another brown one
A little corolla

>>1038445
Brush teeth afterwards

>>1038451
You going to the military vehicle museum today?

>>1038453
Although it would satisfy my autism I don't think I will

>>1038455
Is Cruisey still paying for the $5 ride?

>>1038456
He will probably pay $20 to ride in the tank

>>1038455
You had a big day yesterday. Time to relax. Fire up the Weber and cook a nice lunch. A tomahawk steak.

>>1038458
Headache from goon

My cock.

>>1038445
breakfast of champions, have some chocolate too

Do I come off as mysterious..... or a fat pig?

>>1038464
Porky in a groucho mask.

>>1038465
You were supposed to say something nice :(

>>1038466
The moustache looks real.

Wonder what Weber is getting me for breaky.

>>1038468
nothing
after the $10 entry to the museum i'll have $16.75 in cash and $5.41 in my debit card

office works owes me $3, bws owes me $7, and bunnings owes me $195

>>1038469
>>1038470
Maybe we need to go debt collecting first. Doubles every week, or any time we need to chase them. Bring your motorbike gloves.

My eyes are itchy. Havent been outside.

Joseph Smith apparently told black mormons that they'd become white in heaven.

>>1038454
So satisfying to watch. Makes me want to buy power tools and build shit.

>>1038475
it made me a bit sad at the end seeing his white family

>>1038476
You could have a white family if you wanted.
You may not be the sharpest crayon in the pack, but at least you're not the black one.

Maybe we should try to rehabilitate nuro. Maybe he can become actually based.

>>1038478
He's already based.

>>1038479
The museum has a helicopter nuro worked on and a write up about him.

>>1038480
His Gooncopter era was based.

>>1038441
My exact body type.

>>1038464
You are very mysterious NEET. I do not think of you as fat at all.

Good morning NEETs.

>>1038484
GMN!

>>1038478
I already talked to him about this, but I knew a guy (partner of a coworker) who had a repair shop and billed ndis to have partipants fix bikes as a social group. Had some sort of thing with the kids schools to have the work sort of go towards their grades. He could do that and save stanners.

>>1038483
There's an awful lot of mystery.

>>1038486
>and save stanners.
He is thriving.

10 cones and a goon. Think I'm already sobering up. Going to be a long day.

>>1038488
They could 3d print stanners fingers as bathroom hooks.

>>1038464
You appear as a tall dark mysterious silhoutte of porcine nature.

The aboriginal tenants in unit 7, the mongrel mob Eric hired to perform a xeathy curse on me, are made because I called them boongs

>>1038490
kek

>>1038473
I've noticed all that kapok around, horrible stuff.

>>1038490
I would buy a set

want some kaya

Anyone know how I can get a cash in hand job? Even if it's dishwashing? I asked at curry place and they seem to only hire browns the fucking racists.
Might try a fish and chip shop or chinky resturant to be a dishwasher

Might get a pet pig. What's a good name?

>>1038499
porky

>>1038489
That's a lot of ice cream

>>1038498
It is a physically demanding job. Do you look like you can handle it?

>>1038499
Percy.

Weber lured me into his Habbo hotel room and molested me once

Finished at the museum. Waiting on lonch.

I dug a hole and shit in it and when I went back to the hole the next day someone had dug it up and stolen the poo.

>>1038507
Poo thieves

>>1038506
Wot eet

>>1038510
Looks okay

>>1038510
Lovely.

>>1038507
So you just went and backed one out and buried it like a dead animal ?

>>1038495
I dont think we have kapoks

>>1038497
I used to have a b9b markey record of kaya I used as a mull plate.

>>1038498
Cleaners. Ask them.

>>1038499
Jamona

>>1038513
My poos are like loved ones, when I bury one I erect a tombstone as well.

Watching youtube videos of piggies now. God the little fuckers oink.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LbpVMYJZHKw [Embed]

>>1038510
A good feed.

>>1038518
Big poo graveyard?

lol whoops

>>1038522
>>1038523
lol

>>1038525
Which one did Cruisey pay for you to ride?

>>1038510
Good old school feed. 👌

>>1038507
>>1038508
Poo gnomes most likely. They burn them for fuel.

>>1038525
Very nice.
Is that a real NYPD vehicle or did they just paint it like that?

>>1038525
Tiffin would have come up with a better camo pattern for those. You wouldn't even be able to see them when you were sitting in them.

>>1038526
Some Vietnamnese ladyboy sold them her undies and said it was a banner lol.

>>1038522
A powerful blast!

>>1038528
Must have been scary for the horses to be at the front. Poor fellas.

>>1038531
Dunno. It was one of the one they were taking people on rides on in a walled-off field with some dips and man-made hills.

>>1038499
Breakfast

I had Nashville McSpicy and the heat is good finally a reasonable level. They wanted me to order the McSpicy as there was a 10 minute wait. When I left the drive thru line was getting pretty long

>>1038538
You are always better off getting one freshly made even if there is a bit of a wait.

>>1038539
- -
The Jap binoculars

>>1038540
Armored paddy wagon.

>>1038544
For some reason I misremembered them as being vietcong, hence posting it with the rickshaw

>>1038541
They should let people in to mow down a few targets.

>>1038539
>>1038540
>>1038541
>>1038542
Looks like a good day out.

>>1038542
Those older engines have great aesthetics.

>>1038550
Very cool. Those look like they might be the original tools strapped to the front.

>>1038553
Probably reminds VanNEET of those caravan boomers with their generators on all night.

>>1038551
I reckon those would have been fun to use.

>>1038551
800 million candle power, I want one.

>>1038545
That would keep the boongs inline.

The commune will need an armoured car

>>1038557
You could have just run down the ones that wouldn't fit in the back.

>>1038560
You should go.

There is some dampness around the tap on my water meter. There is no visibly leaking water.
At what point do you call and report a fault?
Am I paying for whatever is leaking out?

>>1038558
And the searchlight for the neets that take their bins out at night.

>>1038560
I hope you said you would go.

>>1038560
I always felt a revolver had more class for an officer than those glock style pistols.

>>1038563
Tap is their side. It’s probably leaking out of the spindle. They’ll swap it out free if you phone it in.

>>1038568
Thank you. I think I will hold off on phoning until it gets worse.

>>1038566
I did. Other side of town at an RSL on a Friday night.

>>1038565
That one has Ned Kelly type lines.

>>1038563
I'd report it, it's easy to check if you have an electronic meter if not just report it.

>>1038567
They’re a bit slower to operate but they always go off when you need them to, too.

>>1038570
Excellent.

>>1038572
>an electronic meter
I have an old school one.

>>1038564
Search light for the bushwank neets

>>1038573
Reloading them seems the trickiest part especially when you're under pressure.

>>1038574
The dude I was talking to, Tony, acts as barkeep apparently.

>>1038541
This would be good for Tiffin to collect his spars.

>>1038577
You can get speed loaders for the more modern revolvers. They’ll drop six in one go.

>>1038567
I'm sorry but every boy raised on 80s action movies knows you need a beretta to waste terrorists or gangs of disenfranchised racial minorities.

Chicken Knight

>>1038581
I like the ones that hold infinite bullets and that you have to rack every scene you pull it out

>>1038582
That's my fishing reel.

>>1038584
Family pack of grenades please.

>>1038584
The more texture the casing of a grenade has the cooler it looks in my opinion. The smooth ones do not have the rizz.

>>1038585
We will need some of these for the commune.

>>1038585
Toilet brush inspiration on the far right.

>>1038569
I think I posted here about a year ago about getting them to replace mine and they sent a girl who couldn't undo it and I had to crack it for her.

>>1038589
Sadly, I'm predicting some cunt is going to do this place over in the next week or three.

>>1038591
They even have girls as fire fighters now. Just ridiculous.
You better hope you are not an executive who needs to be carried out of a burning building.

>>1038593
To her credit she didn't give up or ask for help, I asked if she wanted me to do it after watching her struggle for a bit.

Going to take a fat shit and then go to Dan's.

>>1038596
Good plan.

>>1038595
>she didn't give up or ask for help,
The fire fighter lady probably won't ask for help either. She'll just leave you there and tell everyone she didn't see anybody.

>>1038596
>Dan's.
Are you dreaming of Moscato NEET?

>>1038594
Very cool retro look.

10k i wanna play 40k too

>>1038598
>tell everyone she didn't see anybody.
Woe.

>>1038603
Tendies for me please.

>>1038605
The numbers look impressive on paper, but you just know those boys were getting fed gruel.

>>1038606
We will not tolerate gruel at the NEET commune. There would be a mutiny.

>>1038604
I reckon laundry would have been one of the worse assignments, although maybe they considered it better than getting shot at by Japs in the jungle.
My grandfather was in a supply company in world war II. I don't know exactly what he did.

>>1038607
BeanNEET is to be kept away from the kitchen, mobile or otherwise.

>>1038615
Electronics Australia, used to buy that magazine all the time.

>>1038616
same
well Fatherbot did, along with silicon chip and the ham radio one he got mailed as a VK5xxx

>>1038609
>>1038608
>>1038612
>>1038613
>>1038615
>>1038614
>>1038617
>>1038619
>>1038621
Very cool.

>>1038620
Definitely American.

>>1038611
>BeanNEET
He would be poring them into the cookers by the sackful.

>>1038623
We’d need these

>>1038615
>>1038614
>>1038612
>>1038609
>>1038608
I can imagine TiffNET uses a bit of this equipment

will post the last few a bit later
gotta blur some kids' faces and do a poo

>>1038626
💯

>>1038630
lol I saw this the other day when I posted something old

>>1038628
Thanks for the pics neet.

>>1038632
Your welcome.
Concession entry was $8 (down from $10) today.
Yesterday it was $5.

Said band are playing at the church in Victor next weekend. Motherbat was interested until we discovered it is just the jazz ensemble and not the brass band.

>>1038630
Everyone likes Dick.

>>1038634
>seek employment as an entertainment critic
I said the other day you should be a judge, she's right.

The bees are engaged in harassing and menacing behaviour outside the window again. They are ramming the glass.

>>1038624
That one looks like it would be fun to shoot.

>>1038625
Those look like advanced sonic weapons that can fry brains.

>>1038634
She doesn't get out of bed unless there is a big trombone.

>>1038644
The 5G is everywhere NEET.

One of the bees got inside somehow.
I killed it with the fly swat.
There are some who will criticise my actions but it is a fact that the other bees know via released pheromones when one has been killed and it will make it less likely for them to start a new hive nearby.
You can't let them feel safe in the wrong places.

Thunder.

thunder cruisey :(

>>1038649
Those look like speedy little numbers.

>>1038650
Me napping in the ammo tent.