WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT A

How does he do it?

Reflected on loss of cat.woe.

>>1039324
RIP kot

>>1039324
shower shitting cunt of an animal

>>1039324
woe

>>1039324
rip

NIGGER

>>1039330
Tab status?

>>1039331
Blacked

shouldn't have had second dinner

>>1039334
and the girls who lured him are not charged by police, just the boys

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/all-bets-should-be-off-mp-pushes-new-selfdefence-laws-for-victorian-homeowners/news-story/886c6bd5919541cf5aa518dcc386555d
might move to shitbourne so i can murk some nigs
we already have the laws here, just not the level of crime to make it a statistical probability

got me dindins.

(ALDI fish burger things)

Good night NEETs.

are you in WA? it's dark out for me

>>1039337
i had six fajitas, a cheese burger happy meal, a large strawby sundae, 4 cider, 6 dab, a hot chogolate, and am on mylasy glass fg wine

>>1039334
Poor fella.

>>1039334
Absolutely disgusting.

>>1039335
Yes they need to be arrested too.

>>1039333
That is only true if you didn't enjoy it.

>>1039337
Good work NEET. Looks like a cozy scene.
Watch out for kookaburras.

>>1039338
Good night Pidge. xx

>>1039340
>six fajitas
Two is the appropriate serving size.

>happy meal
Which toy did you get?

>>1039337
Slightly over-charred. But hey that's camp cooking. Enjoy your boigs.

>>1039346
some cardboard box that says "spongebox x luffy", whatever that means

Everything has shrunk so that now the old family size is called "party size" and costs twice as much.
Family size chocolate blocks will eventually shrink to the size of the old chocolate bars.

>>1039347
> over-charred
das flabour town mang

>>1039344
thank yous
A problem I've got now is the campground caretaker saw me and unloaded about 15 kilos of firewood, asking me to burn it off (fallen tree limbs he'd cleared up). I'll be up until about midnight having to keep an eye on the fire.

>>1039351
>I'll be up until about midnight having to keep an eye on the fire.
just make a big one in a paddock mang

>>1039348
>The SpongeBob SquarePants x One Piece crossover is a global McDonald's Happy Meal campaign and animated collaboration running from August to November 2026.

Luffy (pronounced loofy) wants to be king of the pirates. He is pretty based.

>>1039351
That seems a bit wasteful of good firewood.

>>1039347
Intentionally overcooked. I had to cook these tonight in spite of it being really too windy because they'd been defrosted for about two days.

>>1039355
>defrosted for about two days
I hope you survive them NEET.

>>1039356
NEET digestion is especially powerful.

>>1039353
I want to know Why TF all the public phone boxes have Boomer cartoon characters on them.

I wonder what happens if someone goes a month without fapping? Is blue balls even real? I only got that once

>>1039359
they might burst

>>1039359
Dead semens is expelled in ur urine.

>>1039340
afternoon tea of champions my brother, what's for dindins?

>>1039353
I like Nami.

>>1039363
which one is that

Think I'm gonna have to spend money on something else than junk food for once and buy a new mouse. Old one is broken and my finger is getting rsi from trying to make the right button work

>>1039363
Boardneet should've shown that whole series, not just one or two episodes. Also the squid game.

>>1039366
and the animated comic book thing where one dude murdered all the other dudes

>>1039358
..I also wants to know Why TF like 30% of Weekly Shonen Jump is ads for One Piece when there's only like 12 pages published every 3 months. (It's not a series I understand, tho.)

>>1039364
Emily Rudd with the orange hair.

>>1039367
Sounds like he is a bit of a dude.

>>1039357
I don't know, many of the NEETs seem to spend a lot of time squirting.

>>1039369
oh that's alright then
thought it might have been latika bourke from the abc on the left or one of the two gaylords on the right

>>1039370
i cannt remember what it was called
it was kinda based foor animated capeshit

>>1039363
Live action Nami is rough as guts.

>>1039365
You can get them for less than $10 if you are happy with a simple one.
I can't live without my side buttons so have to spend a bit more.

>>1039374
>rough as guts.
not a saying you hear from the younger generations now of days

>>1039372
>the two gaylords
Luffy and Zoro would fuck you up.

>>1039373
Invincible.

>>1039378
They weren't though. You simply turned the stream off.

>>1039376
first and only time i ever heard it was from boomer tradies

>>1039380
fatherbot used it regularly

>>1039376
It's something Alf would say.

>>1039382
Stone the crows he would not. You flamin' galah.

Strike me pink.

Might watch junutsu kaisen again. I think it’s finished now

Watching the latest Jojo here.

>>1039385
I like watching Itadori dance in the end credits.

>>1039386
I have never watched any? Is it good?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RCucnn-95nY [Embed]
transitiooned afer 30.2 standos
see yall at 3ma for some shitdpostingn
ltos to do tomorrow

>>1039389
Good night.

Might visit the isle of faces

>>1039388
This year's series (Steel Ball Run) probably needs you to have read the manga to make sense of it, and probably some good exposure to the Jojoverse to get WTF is going on.

I couldn't get into Jojo at all until the 2014 redo of Stardust Crusaders. Until that time, I figured it was one of those very niche series, and what I saw around from its fans didn't see very interesting. With SC, I went in thinking it as a over-the-top 1980s Retro experience, which it gives you in the first few episodes, but after that I understood it.

it's time one of you livestreamed your drinking session and the rest of us can send you drinks all day via dan murphy's online order service

>>1039389
Night.

>>1039392
Another thing about Jojo: the character's Stand super powers have names after 1980s Rock Bands and songs... but Western publishers couldn't be arsed getting permission to use the original names, so you'd see pathetic replacement names. ("Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap -> "Devilish Deeds Done Damned Coldly"). The Japanese audio track still have the original names.

>>1039391
The aisle of focaccias.

>>1039396
>>1039392
Thank you NEET. I might give Jojo a go. I have them all downloaded.

>>1039327
Dirty little cunt

God I wish one of you blokes would have sex with me.

>>1039400
ASL?

Someone post the slap image

>>1039401
46, M, Adelaide

I am going to bed. Good night Team.

>>1039405
goodnight handsome neet

Did a poo. I somehow got shit on my palm.

>>1039407
I usually get poo on the toilet seat but I managed to avoid it this time.

>>1039407
at least your bussy is all cleaned out now.

anyone ITT

>>1039410
me

>>1039410
henlo

>>1039412
gape status?

Watching Mission Impossible (1996). Solid film.
I will go to bed afterwards.

>>1039413
Very much closed

>>1039416
Most unfortunate.
I took such a massive shit before that my arse is still partially gaped.

>>1039418
It’s not good when that happens

>>1039420
Yeah response times in metro areas here average 30 minutes to an hour for something deemed critical. Hours, days, or not showing at all for less important incidents.

Or the ambulance gets you quickly but then you die in the hospital car park because there are no spare beds or doctors

awake again, keep wondering whats wrong

>>1039423
Have some ginger refresher

Gm NEETs

Good morning NEETs, it's going to be one of those days

>>1039428
😲 Any good deals?

>>1039430
Would violently beat and rape

might have a sulk today

>>1039432
All goyslop

>>1039433
So just a normal day?

>>1039436
Just a normal day then

morning bros, need more sleep

what should i have for lonch

>>1039441
A salad roll.

>>1039442
yuck

Medimart are trolling my inbox

>>1039445
It's a good price, you should get it.

>>1039444
What is that NEET?

>>1039445
You could wrap the chux around the end.

>>1039440
Thanks neet

>>1039447
slide at class action park

>Action Park was a notoriously dangerous amusement and water park in Vernon Township, New Jersey, that operated from 1978 to 1996 (and briefly revived from 2014 to 2016). It earned the nickname "Traction Park" or "Class Action Park" due to its experimental, un-engineered rides, intoxicated staff, lack of age or safety rules, and at least six recorded fatalities.
Basically if the NEETs created a park.

>>1039438
Morning, can relate.

for some reason indian curry makes me sleepy, chink curry not so much

>>1039453
Good meta posting NEET.

>>1039453
if phone was on table then who was phone?

>>1039457
He dual wields.

one of sisterbot's kids is now stacking lisdexamfetamine dimesilate, clonidine hydrochloride, and risperidone lol
fucking shithead

>>1039457
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"

tiffin update
>Got my dole
>paid my rego
>one day I wont have to move government money to government agencies anymore.

>>1039461
no omega symbol?

Took the dog for a wank
Had a walk

>>1039462
He has a secret blog he wont show me

Bothered by bad home children on bus.

eating shepards pie

>trying to nap
>some boomer with a whipper snipper picks this time to make noise outside
I can't wait for ai to kill them all

>>1039459
>stacking lisdexamfetamine dimesilate, clonidine hydrochloride, and risperidone
The nuro origin story

>>1039459
Many such cases. The kids are not doing well.

>>1039465
Are they playing music out loud on their phones?

got shepards pie in my eye

>>1039466
the morning tea of champions

>>1039456
suspect it might be the capsaicin, raising body temperature makes you feel sleepy, strong link between feeling sleepy and feeling warm

capsaicin is found in paprika, i bet this is why shibs never complains of insomnia

>>1039459
fug me

Remember neets, it's retard hour on ausneets right now, where we keep things quiet for posters with special needs. Thank you.

>>1039447
You'll learn.

>>1039454
I qent to the bombay bicycle club a year or two ago and had to sit in the car for 30min afterwards. Felt like I was on drugs like I was fighting going on the nod.

>>1039459
Crush him up and snort him.

>>1039476
big nap?

>>1039471
Supposed to go in mouth

2 grand worth of gold just sold
I will treat myself to a Coles doughnut

>>1039482
How much did they pay per oz?

Might grease a special NEET

>>1039483
mates rates

>>1039481
Some neets never learn.

>>1039484
thanks neet, don't forget under by neet belly.

might rub an executive's belly for good luck

I think some sort of mini tornado just went through.

>>1039490
You have to milk it. If you aren't half hard by the time you're done you haven't done it enough.
That is my rule.

>>1039491
We had one a few years ago, luckily it didn't go over my house.

Squelch my noodle and mark it with a B.

transitioned

Can't do anything today. Not really tired, just retarded.

I am so tired.

garn acquire some chockies, would you neets like anything?

>>1039498
No thanks I just ate a packet of timtams.

>>1039498
Yes. I want a aero bar, a golden rough nd a pack of twix pods, and a green dare, and a pack of turtle chips and some kipling lemon sticks. Ta.

Here come the hordes

>>1039498
Im getting schnitty burger with chibs and creamy soda

Found a diary I kept in a text file from 2013, depressingly my life was nearly exactly the same back then except I used to watch anime.

>>1039502
Me too

>>1039503
You used to be so based. I read the latest chapters of berserk. The plot is finally picking up pace again

My car is unregistered, uninsured, and I have no emergency assist.

>>1039506
Every drive to dan's will now be an exciting adventure now!

>>1039506
I think I beat your record. I sped to dans at like 90km/h in a 60 zone and got there 1 minute before closing and got my grog

>>1039508
Well done.

Working on my sloppa app. Adding a wish list / shopping list page to it. So I can paste a link from anywhere and it makes a card in my wishlist of it.

untransitioned
packed the car for my trip to see sweetie tomorrow
downloaded slow horses s06e05

>>1039495
>transitioned
>>1039513
>untransitioned
This has all been highly irregular.

>>1039513
Morning.

>>1039508
That would make a good modern-day Cannonball Run. Measure the distance to Dans -> starting light at the moment the speed limit would make you arrive one second too late.

>>1039517
Is this a jojo reference ?

>>1039519
Yeah

Eating dinner early 😋

>>1039521
Might rape this NEET and steal his dinner

More goon and chips acquired. What an amazing existence...

>>1039522
You better double wrap

>>1039523
You are thriving!

>>1039522
There will be no rapeing until the council meeting.

>>1039524
Two layers paper towel.

>>1039527
How many minutes?

>>1039528
He's a one pump chump

which NEET bought a big through the post?

>>1039531
Weber no!!!

>>1039533
Weber no!!!

Cooking sosigs

>>1039535
you heckin donkey

>>1039536
No

Who's hungry?

>>1039539
Broke the bank

>>1039539
Looks like something I found in my undies after a night on the tiles.

I want snags. Load them up. Bread and onion. NO SAUCE.

They stopped taking the ratsak. I think they are all deceased.
I have put the second half of the box into the other shed now. Lets see what we turn up in there.

>>1039533
At least they're not Jews.

A mate of mine went to a rello's Big Bogan Birthday with a ?lamb on a spit. There was a Mistake (caused by a misdesigned spit?), and the fat pooled up and flooded across the grass, and then it caught on fire. The flames were intense enough it fucked up nearly all of the roast.

I just had the remaining 12 party pies.

>>1039545
Good snack?

>>1039546
Supposedly the same as a 450g family-sized pie, according to the NEET collective.

>>1039510
what software do you use to vibecode?

>>1039545
Well pie'd. What's for dessert?

penus
benis
snosage roll
possum has
a
dirty hole

>>1039543
Murderer.

>>1039548
a crack pipe and vibes

>>1039549
Mango with condensed milk (no ice-cream..(

>>1039544
kek what a disaster.

The bins, Weber. The bins.

>>1039554
That is a good dessert.

VB time.

>>1039551
At least they're not Jews.

>>1039558
VB coding.

>>1039558
That is a good dessert.

>>1039561
They're not even sweet.
A pink moscato is a better dessert.

>>1039556
kek what a disaster.

might transition again

>>1039564
Be careful please.

>>1039556
I already did mine but had a small panic when I read this.

>>1039566
This is what I imagine webby looks like when dressed for an APM visit.

>>1039567
Good gif (pronounced jaff) usage.

>>1039568
>a small panic
I will take you out we will have a small picnic instead. Cold roast chicken and potato salad.

>>1039570
They never get to see him in the pea soup green.

>>1039573
Can I please have hot roast chicken and coleslaw?

>>1039573
Family used to have that on picnics as a kid

>>1039570
He looks very smart.

>>1039579
Racists, they left out boongs.

Good night NEETs.

>>1039581
Good night Pidge. xx
That's an attack Pidge.

>>1039571
Japhics Interchange Format

>>1039581
Good night my furry little friend.

Chips, gravy, peas, kimchi and tuna.

>>1039587
Save me some chippies.

>>1039587
I've always been wanting to try Kimchi, but only tinned stuff is in my area.

>>1039587
I am not going to lie NEET, I would not like that meal.
But so long as you do that is what matters. I hope you enjoyed it.

>>1039590
I think most people get jars of it.

>>1039543
There's a morbid satisfaction upon hearing the snap of the old-school traps.

>>1039593
I don't like to see them, even if they are dead. They frighten me.

>>1039594
Possum sensei taught us there's only one way to deal with a mousie - strike first, strike hard, show no mercy

>>1039594
When I lived next to a large area of bushland, I used a non-lethal trap, in case a native animal got in. Which meant having to kill the rats I did catch. The first time I drowned it in bucket..but thereafter I rode my motorbike over to the local wetlands and let the rat loose there--where it would be a chance for it to become snake food.
I'm riding the bike down the street... and the rat got out of the cage ..and climbed up onto my shoulder. /I'm riding a motorbike with a rat on my shoulder./ HARD. CORE.
Anyway, I slowed down to turn at an intersection, and Rat leapt off me and took off for the nearest house. /Adois, you Human Motherfucker!/

>>1039596
That is a cool story NEET. You sound quite based.

I think i’m going to adopt a kitten soon. Need to buy cat equipment

>>1039599
>Need to buy cat equipment
A bulldozer?

>>1039599
Keep us posted please NEET. We will need lots of photos of this kitten.

>>1039599
he be the catneet

When I was in Albury, I saw someone taking their Ferret for a walk.

>>1039596
Based

I just downed a box of Patties Firecracker Chicken Bites.
Half price at Coles this week. They were pretty good. Quite spicy.
They were good but not good enough to get them again. Even half price.
12 minutes in the air fryer.

>>1039603
I view people who do things like that as attention seekers. I look down on it.

>>1039606
I recall Ferrets have a musky smell that gets into everything the same way that that mice do?

>>1039607
I had an old Internet buddy who had a pet Skunk.

Grego back in form reviewing the Nashville McSpicy.
I think one of the NEETs had it. It might have been Pidge. Sounds like the sort of thing he would eat.

>>1039607
>I recall Ferrets have a musky smell that gets into everything
Some of our NEETs are the same!

>>1039608
When they are kept for pets they usually have the scent glands surgically removed.

>>1039610
Not usually. When they're hand-reared and kept where theres little threat (inside) they aren't known for spraying, but there's the occasional male who is particularly aggro who gets his ass cut. But like a dog, the anal glands can have issues.
Pet Skunks come in lots of colours, too..

>>1039444
Looks like a slide for gnomes

>>1039558
I'm on the waters myself m8y but have a good time NEET!

🧑‍🎤 Surrounded by losers, misfits and boozers. 🧑‍🎤

Constant vile gas, had to abandon flat. Six attempts to make the cursed tofu edible, ended up eating two kilos of experimental tofu. The things I do for BEAN

awake again, every single night

Starting my day

>>1039620
Always with that smile.

They still in bed 🙄

>>1039628
Fuck you for posting this

Gmn NEETs

Gm

>>1039625
Big feel gay in the sunshine?

>>1039641
Yes.
I took Sweaty for a walk. Found a rock in some shrubbery.

morning bros

>>1039644
Would beat and rape

Good tide times this weekend, Cruisey.

>>1039642
Least bat cant yell at you if you do it there.

>>1039648
Get me a half dozen small squid please.

>>1039650
I wanted Motherbat to see it. It also says the good niece's name. Motherbat has put it on her tchotchke shelf.

>>1039651
I'll get us a Mulloway for Sunday lonch.

>>1039652
Bills a cunt. Who calls a girl a rock. She's a bit dense but still. Rude.
Bat ruined the game, she should take it to collonades next time you go and find somewhere.
Have you been to the giant buddha statue down that way? Its right on the coast, near maslins beach.

>>1039654
>Bat ruined the game
she has about three of them lol

>>1039654
>Have you been to the giant buddha statue down that way? Its right on the coast, near maslins beach.
no

>>1039655
Scrooge McBat

>>1039656
She should leave a rock there.

>>1039658
with a swasi on it

$100m powerballs tonight, if you have a spare $9.50.

>>1039634
I see you've had one tin of sardines.

>>1039661
That's a lot of balls.

>>1039651
one giant squid for me please, I will need it alive as I'm going to eat it one tentacle at a time

>>1039663
I'm worried about all those single serving portions in there. Webby's trying to lose weight low key. Soon he will be too slim to hang out with the rest of the executive bros.

Having coffee about to go into shop to check out leather bags and journals

Finished reading Jurassic Park after buying it back in July. Might try one of Ian Fleming's Bond novels next.

>>1039667
one possum skinned diary for me please

Not sure what to do with myself today bros. I assumed I'd sleep badly so the plan was to go to the food court as soon as the indian place opened and eat curry and rice until I blacked out from all the spices and coconut cream and fell asleep face down in the food court. But I slept ok, so maybe I'll do that tomorrow.

>>1039610
>they usually have the scent glands surgically removed
Some of our neets need the same thing done.

>>1039628
kek

>>1039642
I hope it was a nice shrubbery.

>>1039645
Morning.

>>1039616
>Constant vile gas
That's the bean and bean curd lifestyle.

>>1039628
Grim.

>>1039634
Looks inadequately stocked. We will need a review of that panettone please.

>>1039643
>>1039642
Did you post a pic on the facebook page?

>>1039678
nope

chumpy got 2 scones for morning tea

>>1039665
>tentacle
Thats the junk. Baby squid are tenderer.

squid is almost always chewy dogshit to eat
even in la di da places

>>1039680
One is the appropriate serving size.

>>1039683
Sometimes my palm itches to slap you, NEET.

>>1039684
You show more self control there than with your portion sizes.

>>1039685
You deserve a double serve of slapping.

More food in the bin

>>1039673
didn't that old grey mare song contain
>let's have anothery
>down by the shubbery
?

Might become a cyborg. I figure if I get some stuff amputated now I can go to the top of the waiting list for robotic limb transplants when they become available.

>>1039653
>tfw still never dispatched and gutted a fish

Never made a campfire either. I am not a man.

>>1039692
have you shot a gun?
can you change a tyre?

>>1039689
I think it was The Knights Who Say "Ni!"

>>1039690
You would look good with a mechanical NEET stick.

>>1039693
I've used a spud gun and a cap gun.

>>1039605
Thank you for this review, NEET. Shameful nobody acknowledged it yesterevening.

>>1039677
>We will need a review of that panettone please.
I provided one last Christmas.

having a pre-lonch sauvignon blanc bottle

Attending the construction industry induction
The white card training program
Good luck to me

>>1039700
pay attention
good luck

>>1039700
Good luck neet.

>>1039695
This opens up the possibility of the government hacking your penis

>>1039703
The all seeing eye.

>>1039699
Save half for dinner

>>1039705
i have a bottle of shiraz for dinner (which is lasagna and tiramisu)