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NEET General #1015 - Sour Cream Expert Edition NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No. 1040372
How well do you NEETs know your sour cream?
It is not what comes out of a yoghurt cannon I can tell you that much.

Old Thread: >>1039292


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.1040381 del
2GET!


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.1040389 del
How does he do it?


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.1040390 del
How?


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.1040392 del
Unfortunately adding reference images to comfyUI nukes my CPU so I can only do face swap porn at 768 res


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.1040393 del
>>1040392
Skill issue


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.1040396 del


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.1040397 del
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NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.1040401 del
Had too many instants and became just'd again. I never learn. I'll have to throw it out


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.1040402 del
The neets who do the instants probably have ADD and are using it like ritalin, suffering mood swings and squirts for no reason


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.1040405 del
>>1040402
There is no shame in mood squirts


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.1040407 del
>>1040401
Just'd is a state of mind


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.1040408 del
>>1040407
Squirt it out your mood hole


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.1040410 del
>>1040408
Don't lash out at others because of your just'd mindset


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.1040411 del
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my landlord is chinese, i want her gone via trebuchet


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.1040412 del
fuck her right off


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.1040413 del
>>1040411
Chyna numbah wan! Pay rent gweilo


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.1040414 del
>>1040411
slashing immigration isn't enough anymore, we need repatriations. They have to go back.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.1040415 del
>>1040414
You're right, let's start on ausneets


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.1040416 del
>>1040414
tbh, gets me fired up


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.1040417 del
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Gonna stream this today. At 7pm AE*T. If it's when I think it is.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Gonna throw some something in. Perhaps american hobo this time.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.1040418 del
>>1040417
That be in 1 hour and so many minutes.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.1040419 del
>>1040415
You think french ip neet is bad, wait until I get an israeli vpn and start posting from it.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.1040420 del
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>tfw


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.1040421 del
(6.00 MB 270x480 cold-beer.webm)


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.1040422 del
>>1040262
I would cheer but nothing better less worse can be expected.

>>1040263
Who will be the next blonde?


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NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.1040424 del
>>1040420
>>1040421
You just know that thing stinks


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.1040425 del
>>1040424
He was a lot like Trump.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.1040426 del
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It's been one of those days


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.1040427 del
>>1040421
>There's only one little fella who really knows me
>He comes in a little brown, bottle or can
>Sits in my hand til I can barely stand
>He's part of the family, he's part of the team
>Took me under his wing when I was just a teen


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.1040428 del
>>1040427
Cold, cold beeeeeeer


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.1040429 del
>>1040426
You better not have been wasting food again.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.1040430 del
Strong hot paprika.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.1040431 del
>>1040426
City, hospital, security type of day?


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.1040432 del
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NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.1040433 del
American hobo is on. Good amount of stickers.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.1040434 del
>>1040433
I will be there soon. Ty


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.1040436 del
$79.33 left until Thursday. I will need to buy food tomorrow since I am out. Contemplating getting some grog tonight.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.1040437 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UHJsIvjxG3A [Embed]
listening to it again


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.1040438 del
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>>1040436
See (You) soon!


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.1040439 del
>>1040392
Wouldn't Deep Live Cam be the way to do that?


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.1040440 del


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.1040441 del
Munted


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.1040442 del
15 mins till movie, fellas!
Finish up your business, and join us!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.1040443 del
>>1040441
Same shit, different day


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.1040444 del
Good stuff on the naked woman channel right now.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.1040445 del
>>1040443
Some are in a world of shit.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.1040446 del
>>1040445
Indians


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.1040447 del
5 minutes, come on!
We have only a limit amount of seats!


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.1040448 del
It's time, fellas!
GET IN HERE!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.1040449 del
>>1040443
Just want to lie down.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.1040450 del
>>1040449
Lie down. But not on the road, don't be a boong


Glen Glenn NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.1040451 del
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Literally no optimism.
Literally no tomorrow.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.1040452 del
feverish
need grog?


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.1040453 del
Called by Wrangle council for assists today, turn up, mistaken for a client. This often happens.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.1040454 del
>>1040452
If you quit too quickly you will get the shakes, only drop by 20 standoes a week


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.1040455 del
I said it before and Ill say it again, real(true blue) Australians have giant ears


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.1040456 del
feel sick, might have been that prepacked salad from iga


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.1040457 del
although it also might have been all the other junk I ate today


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.1040458 del
>>1040454
I just have a case of the flu or something, and I am tempted to get on the piss because I am bored and I can't focus enough to do anything properly. I just blew my nose in the basin and rubbed my sinuses though, and I now feel much better.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.1040459 del
>>1040453
>mistaken for a client.
There is no shame.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.1040460 del
>>1040456
> salad
vile


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.1040461 del
How many neets have been mistaken for a mong? At my last job (years ago now) my employer thought I was cognitively impaired due to all the meds I was on and was getting a government subsidy.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.1040462 del
>>1040461
I got called ‘hard worker, but slow’ at my last job by the poojeet. Took me like a day to realise he insulted me


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.1040463 del
>>1040461
>all the meds I was on and was getting a government subsidy
That's mong-tier


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.1040464 del
>>1040461
Were you getting a government subsidy?


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.1040465 del
>>1040453
>mistaken for a client.
kek how embarrassing for you NEET.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.1040466 del
>>1040465
If the wranglers are calling me for help with clients and can't even work out who their clients are this might give some insight into the care sector.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.1040467 del
>>1040466
Or insight into you


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.1040468 del
Mixed movie. Lots of things going on in parallel. They crammed so many joges that most aren't funny, but quite some genuine laffs were had.
Also fellas missed Bruce Willis.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.1040469 del
Going to pay a big price tomorrow for eating this pack of spicy beef jerky.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.1040470 del
>>1040469
Baby tummy


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.1040471 del
>>1040469
A gurgling neet belly.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.1040472 del
>>1040417
I wasnt told


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.1040473 del
>>1040426
You are an artist


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.1040474 del
>>1040472
Is your radio one that is locked to approved stations?


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.1040475 del
>>1040453
Should have let them commence the dick washing.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.1040476 del
>>1040462
>slow
>Took me like a day to realise


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.1040477 del
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/10/15/about-1-4-men-army-may-have-low-testosterone-study-finds/
>About 1 in 4 men in the Army may have low testosterone, study finds
America's army is 1 quarter soy. Are we any better?


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.1040478 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.1040479 del
>seppo news


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.1040480 del
Noones in the moofie


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.1040481 del
>>1040480
Not a good movie


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.1040482 del
>>1040478
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.1040483 del
>>1040481
So? Its for the leasurely comradery and haughty boyish good jeer. Stay a while.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.1040484 del
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How is this the first I've heard of the prolapsed vagina?


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NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.1040486 del
>>1040478
Night m8


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.1040487 del
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Its real. These roasties are out there giving speeches about their prolapsed vaginas while the country burns.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.1040488 del
My gape is prolapsed.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.1040489 del
>>1040487
I'm not sexist but women shouldn't be allowed in parliament. Or to vote. If Pauline had been Paul he'd have been prime minister by now and our immigration would've been zero


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.1040490 del
need to find something soothing on youtube to help me sleep


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.1040491 del
>>1040488
We've all seen it.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.1040492 del
>>1040478
Night fella.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.1040493 del
>>1040489
Paul's business friends like Gina would have told him they need immigrants because Australians don't want to work and he would have flooded the joint like the rest of them.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.1040494 del
Might go on an all chocolate diet tomorrow to avoid food poisoning


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.1040495 del
>>1040494
Make sure you have a balanced diet. Be sure to eat from each of the milk, dark and white chocolate groups.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.1040496 del
can't sleep, i should just be like cruisey and abuse alcohol and anti-histamines or whatever he fucking takes


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.1040497 del
If I ever meet you, I'll Ctrl-Alt-Delete you.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.1040498 del
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gn. 😹


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.1040499 del
>>1040497
I'll alt your function button.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.1040500 del
>>1040498
Night fella.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.1040501 del
>>1040497
That line is a famous lyric from the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic, released in 1999 on his album Running With Scissors.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.1040502 del
>>1040501
I will forward this message onto everybody.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.1040503 del
>>1040502
I already posted it in the group chat.


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Good night NEETs.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.1040505 del
>>1040504
Night fella.


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.1040510 del
>>1040490
I like the imperial iterator
ai David Attenborough speaking on Warhammer 40k


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.1040518 del


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.1040519 del
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tether me to this place so I may explore the astral and the ethereal uninhibited
so I may live out my dreams
at one with the monad in pleroma
the archons rage


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.1040520 del
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working man
a working plan
against the grain of poverty
the goyem struggles


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.1040521 del
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dole man, dole man..
have you any cheese ?
yes sir, yes sir
you must take three bags please


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.1040522 del
The situation is now stabilising


NEET 10/17/2026 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.1040523 del
>>1040522
What a strange fellow



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