SA BEST A

I think I would be a lot better off if I slept on my back but I just can't do it.
It doesn't feel right.

I really have to stop putting my arms under the pillow.

When I sleep it feels like I am putting a lot of pressure on my face. Like I am burying it in the pillow instead of resting it there.

Kiwi Farms is back up.

Bins need to go out Weber.

>>1041623
Yes, woke up, did stretching exercises, Dolans and at Doctor now which is still closed.

Scientists Have Reconstructed The Face of The Oldest Known Homo, And It Looks Very Familiar

>>1041640
>at Doctor now
Big battery of tests getting done?

>>1041641
Like looking in the mirror.

>>1041642
Blood test results, ear pimple / infection and referral for specialist.

>>1041626
I like to render out the fat from a rasher or two then crack in an egg (or two).

>>1041644
>test results
Good luck.

>referral for specialist.
What is going on NEET? I hope everything is alright.

>>1041645
Yes that is the way to do it. Eggs need it. cooking oil or butter does not impart enough flavour. They need the bacon grease.

morning bros, just woke up, getting ready for my early morning nap

>>1041646
Thanks. Above normal bad fat and a rise in my sugar levels. Specialist for lungs to see how my puffer is going. Routine check every 6-12 months.

>>1041654
>Above normal bad fat and a rise in my sugar levels
Are you on the executive diet? You need to look after yourself please NEET.

>>1041653
Good morning NEET.

I will tell you NEETs the mistake that now-deceased redback spider made.
It left very thick and very sticky webs right at my eye level in a place I walk through relatively often.
That is what set me investigating the source of the awful sticky webs and led to the discovery of the hiding spider.
It should have been more careful.

where can i buy natto?

>>1041657
That arachnid thought he could just do whatever he wanted. He messed with the wrong neet. He didn't know who he was dealing with.

>>1041655
I do, thank you.

>>1041658
Amaxon?

>>1041659
Just so.

>>1041624
How does he do it?
>>1041639

>>1041653
Don't forget to make time for second nap.

>>1041664
How can some Indian thing have so much influence over the whole internet?

4chan is back NEETs.

✈️🎅
>Greg Lynn: Murder-accused pilot seeks bail ahead of retrial over death of Carol Clay
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/greg-lynn-murderaccused-pilot-seeks-bail-ahead-of-retrial-over-death-of-carol-clay/news-story/952b181d8b8e550c8b6a0f16c59928d7

Might buy an amulet. Or a talisman. Can't afford both. Need to think about this.

>>1041664
Is this the new '6 7'?

>>1041658
What's thatto?

>>1041671
Christmas is saved.

Doors closing, please stand clear

>>1041676
Thanks neet.

>>1041677
😘

>>1041676
Where are we headed?

>>1041679
To the stars neet. To the stars.

>>1041679
Wherever life takes me

Good morning NEETs, it's going to be one of those days

>>1041680
There's nothing out there.

>>1041682
Over it already

Fuck sake clarence

>>1041685
Poor Clarence, he always gets the blame.

Farting up a storm in a shopping centre toilet

Have any neets tried AA?

>>1041688
It's a scam, alcohol is our birthright

I don't drink and I'm still a fuck up. And that's worse because I can't point to something like alcohol and say 'as soon as I beat the bottle I'll get my life back in order'. Mong4lyfe.

>>1041688
No.

>>1041688
artificial analysis? I think their benchmarks are fairly accurate

>https://www.wsj.com/world/musk-ordered-starlink-slowdown-that-crippled-ukraines-drones-and-sowed-panic-in-kyiv-f907aab0
>Musk Ordered Starlink Restrictions on Ukraine's Military Drones, WSJ Reports
Outstanding

>>1041693
He really hates Ukraine.

>>1041694
Like me, he hates anything Reddit likes.

>>1041688
Double A's, Triple A's. I've used and abused them all.

Trying to root my amazon firestick to delete the shit ads off it

Roast pork roll for lunch

>>1041697
If the products were any good, they wouldn't need to advertise.

>>1041694
So do I

>>1041690
You're thriving

1pm and I'm finally at where I wanted to be at 9am this morning

>>1041702
That's still progress

More food wastage

Bounced back from 30 standoes last night, but may still need wagon

>>1041705
monk you bloody legend

>>1041698
Sounds good.

Noticed in dans that there are a bunch of fake liquores and wines with half the alcohol they should have. Are the kids getting soft is it just a shrinkflation.

>>1041709
It's bullshit

>>1041698
Gravy with mine please.

Going to cans for cash. The relapse has been severe.

cooked a double beef pattie hamburger with double cheese and triple tomato sauce. Feel overstuffed now. Used to be a lunch that size would barely be adequete for me. My guts have been wrecked by years of abuse, just can't cope anymore.

>>1041713
A small fortune.

>>1041713
You look well organised NEET.

>>1041714
You need someone to rub your belly.

>>1041714
You are getting older NEET. WE can't bounce back as fast after a binge.

>>1041714
Lacks onions, although the extra cheese sounds very nice.

>>1041715
Hopefully its enough to buy a coffee while I am out.

Today on the NEET Shopping Channel, we have an exceptional product to show to you all: a portable espresso cobbee maker!

I got this one for half-price at Anaconda ($99 with the club-signup-privacy-analrape)

* USB-C chargeable
* can boil water (takes about 7 minutes), or immediately do an extraction with already-boiled water
* takes Nespresso capsules or ground cobbee
* hoboneets smoking weed is so Boomer. Become the elite cardboard box hoboneet with this on-the-go cobbee maker!

>>1041721
Looks like a good addition to the mobile NEET's inventory bag.

>>1041675
Hopefully.

>>1041705
Monk? Yes!

>>1041713
CashedUpNEET.

>>1041721
Thank you.

Got my qwen auto hacking my firestick. Had a wank while I waited

>>1041727
Big load?

>>1041725
$7.40. I had some soft drink cans and bottles too.

>>1041729
How are you going to invest it?

Might get drunk again. Quite dangerous considering already addicted to smoking. I can't have more than one addiction that's fucked

>>1041729
Good haul.

>>1041731
Multiple addictions cancel each other out. In some ways, the more you have the healthier you will be.

>>1041730
>>1041730
I pretty much blew it all on a cappuccino.

>>1041734
Based.

I only quit drinking to quit smoking, 4 months not one dart, no patches, just quit.

Liver damage is progressive, but cancer is just a dice roll.

>>1041733
Kek

>>1041736
have you been feeling better?

Anyone ITT?

>>1041739
waiting for firetsick to hack

>>1041740
who are you hacking?

>>1041740
Did your prompt to Qwen include "plz dont add a backdoor for the CCP"

>>1041741
Why are you from?

>>1041741
I'm rooting my firestick so it doesn't have ads for gay niggers from space giga aids edition and yidnsey plus and whatever other shit there is

>>1041736
You have done well.

Still waiting for those footy shorts pics.

>>1041742
Ironic that ai is mainly closed off and controlled in 'free' western countries, while totalitarian china releases theirs for people to use as they please.

>>1041746
Won't be long until we get the stream.

>Mr Lynn also said people had yelled insults at him from windows, including “Greg Lynn you worthless dog” from other units.
They are slandering him.

>>1041749
They fear the ✈️🎅

>>1041747
A glorious Neuromancer Future awaits us. There's already been motions to create "The Turing Police", and Frontier models are high-security corporate secrets, ripe for the picking/exfiltration by the 1337.

Next stop: a virus that only kill Palestinians
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/science/ai-virus-bacteria-radical-numerics.html

>>1041751
Chat are we cooked?

Its a big morning for a big fella.

Bin day Weber

>>1041698
Wiv gravy?

>>1041702
Days over now

>>1041713
Boong lyfe unna

>>1041731
If you get enough, you dont have time to take any on full time.
Excess auto regulates moderation.
Go on. Have a goon.

>>1041733
This guy gets it.

>>1041759
>Excess auto regulates moderation.
The System: 101 Fundamentals!

>>1041758
fuck you and fuck your gook gf

Toilet

Dubs and trump orders airstrikes on kiev. That'll make them stop fucking up the world diesel supply.

Air mattress

My old school's website runs php. Maybe I should just...

>>1041770
I'm dobbing on you.

>>1041770
move on neet, its been 20 years

>>1041738
>>1041745
My health improved significantly, in hindsight was like I was breathing through a shirt the whole time I was smoking

>>1041767
I was playing around with ground wattle seed a while back.

>>1041773
were you a heavy smoker?

>>1041661
Staff training session today
$66.10 to sit in an air conditioned room for 2 hours learning about landscaping gradations

>>1041777
>Leaked videos and photos released by TMZ show P Diddy with his new boyfriend in jail. Looks like he’s having a good time behind bars. 👀😭
He is thriving Wizzy.

>>1041778
>>1041778
God I wish I had a new boyfriend too.

>>1041773
That is good news.

>>1041776
>landscaping gradations
Do you feel you have a good understanding of it now?

>>1041779
You will thrive again one day NEET.

>>1041776
Look after your back. Especially when moving a barrow full of soil around.

>>1041771
>>1041772
But I need to hack my grades

>>1041785
I didn't need to hack my grades. I deleted myself from the sport rolls. :D

>>1041713
You are a rich man.

>>1041706
And you had Blue Moon in your eyes.

>>1041776
Easy couple of hours.

>>1041790
I see you are using it.

Hacked my firestick. Now no ads for nigger propaganda

>>1041792
Good work NEET.

Let's post a link.
Php gaped:
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=36uh0Cs-Yvc

>>1041792
Well done neet.

Let's poast an image.

>>1041796
Finno korean war never ended

Got the clippers out and gave myself a haircut (no guide just blades) and moisturised my head and had a shave, feel like a new neet (almost)

>>1041797
They turned to a series of proxy wars.

>>1041798
I will come around to clean up that nape.

>>1041801
please wax his bussy too

>>1041800
Don't really know what's up for I can't replicate the problem.

>>1041806
>locked down
I can understand, recently cp spam was hitting ausneets hard.

>>1041803
>proper dandruff shampoo.
Which one did you get NEET? I just had my first dose of Cedel.

>>1041808
Sounds like a sex drug.

Rewarded myself for hacking my firestick with a 30$ binge. Skittles. Two packs of tim Tams. Bubbly mint chocolate. Some blueberry strip things

>>1041792
>>1041810
You should post the fix on Github.

>>1041810
You earned it NEET.

>>1041811
It was made by someone else. The root hack took like 3 hours because my qwen is dumb and slow as shit and kept crashing. Claude finished it and installed the launcher really quick.

>>1041810
Enjoy them all.

OD'd on sugar. It's over

>>1041798
SexyNEET

Wish these public dunnies would have powerpoints ffs.

>>1041815
Goodbye.

>>1041815
Sleep tight.

>>1041817
Boomers sucking up power have removed them is what I read here. We need more ✈️🎅

Was talking to boomer herder and he said when he bought his first house it cost 120k and his pay was 50k. Now a good pay is 80k and a house costs 15x that. He just said oh well I got mine.
I said how the fuck do you expect me to buy a house? They shouldn't be a value asset, they are to live in.

>>1041822
Sounds like communism

>>1041823
+1
Turns out the commies were the good guys all along.

>>1041664
Beautiful in its simplicity.

>>1041817
You'll have better luck around public electric bbq.

>>1041821
YES

>>1041822
I remember by mum telling me she was able to increase her mortgage repayments to $125/wk so she could own the house earlier and also save a lot of money.
Mumbot has since bequeathed the house to my sister. :/

>>1041828
Challenge the will NEET.

>>1041828
You can contest a will, the solicitor will know if you have a chance or not.

>>1041829
Executive Hikki Sister will probably be calling on me to look after her. She honestly lives in the basement.

>>1041828
Challenge that will NEET. They have to leave you adequately provided for.

>>1041831
Another problem is the house has been extensively illegally modified by the Step-dad, and full of Mum's horded shit.

>>1041833
>full of Mum's horded shit.
It all yields to the skip bin in the end.

>>1041831
I come across many similar cases and would counsel you on this, but not publicly.

Downloaded ~71GB through the public phone wifi at this campground.

>>1041834
Indeed.

>>1041836
Well downloaded.

>>1041836
It is probably throttled now for everyone else.

>>1041839
Boomers steal electricity, GenX steals bandwidth.

>>1041836
Based.

>>1041840
A neet does not steal, he aquires.

Lasagna slop for dinner again.

>>1041842
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

Weber's arsehole.

>>1041846
Is the holy land

>>1041845
We redeemed!

Elderly neighbour's ambulance visits are increasing in frequency.
The modern equivalent of the vultures circling.

Certs means victory

Where the fuck am I supposed to get my news and porn now that 4chan is down. This is bullshit. Maybe I'll become Amish and go live on a farm in revolt

>>1041851
4Chan is back up NEET.

>>1041849
Sounds like not long for them.

>>1041851
>>1041852
lol

>>1041852
Anyone know a good 4 chan app for Android?

>>1041851
You can help milk the goats so Cruisey can make cheese.

>>1041855
Google says read chan may be good but I don't have personal experience with any 4chan apps.

I'm waiting for it to get a bit darker outside before I go on the bin retrieval mission.

>>1041858
Look out for boongs.

I'm thinking it would've been very likely that the "4" private key would've been discovered already. There's been several incidents in the past where very poor RNGs were used for generating keys. (Debian's stock i386 kernel for like 5 years only had uint32-a few billion possible values..)

>>1041855
Phoneposters were the Cancer that killed 4chan.

neets I'm in the market for a dirt cheap mechanical keyboard, if you see one in the bargain bin, please let me know

>>1041857
100 fingerpoint

>>1041862
Im using a $15 bigw 9ne. Has pretty colours

>>1041862
Aliexpress has good ones for 25$ i still use the one i got with green switches

These new boots won't take long to stink up.

>>1041859
They need to look out for me.

>>1041860
Probably and it will probably lead to a few attacks being detected.

>>1041864
KMart's keyboard offerings cycle rather frequently too. It's something I always check.
The last keyboard hoardbuy wasn't a mechanical, but an actual rubber-dome style one, like was used on 1980s microcomputers like the Commodores. Neat.

>>1041851
A kiwi farm perhaps?

It was quite warm today. Currently 29c in the bedroom.

>>1041866
What did you get?

>>1041844
To those who are good at stealing from those not able to stop you.

>>1041846
The eighth wonder of the world.

Good night NEETs.

>>1041872
I'd post a pic if I could...

>>1041871
fug how do you sleep in that.

>>1041876
This is how I imagine them to look.

>>1041875
Good night.

>>1041875
Good night Pidge. xx

>>1041877
I lie down and close my eyes.

>>1041878
Those things must kill

>>1041821
I had a good irl pic for VanNEET's recent post. If only I could post it...

>>1041884
Get settled.

a puff of poo crack with wiZys peace pipe really sets up the night
a couple of pints
off to arson the cop shop

>>1041884
Do a drawing of it.

Cooked two packs of MiGoreng and served with leftover roast chook. Delightful.

>>1041888
Sounds lovely.

Dealer dropped off another half. Still a bit wet.

fug, can't sleep. Tomorrow I'm going to rebuild my entire day around managing cortisol and making sure I'm ready for sleep

First thing tomorrow I'm going to make a browser extension that disabled root certificate keys held by ethnicities I don't trust.

Possums stacking up the golden fonde caramelisation umami flavour.

Out with the bad poo, in with the good

>>1041892
Planning to leaving the internet behind?

>>1041896
When monk gives up the goon and possum quits garlic bread, I'll give my lifelong computer addiction

>>1041897
The paramaters above suggested that.

>>1041893
Pressure-cooking anchovies marinated with sugar?

Wage complete. Now for a humble 8 standoes.
you guys watch that troon self-immolate? aha pisser

Whatever happened that to that heavy metal pisshead streamer 'toobs' or whatever.

>>1041901
cobes? hes been dead for a year

awake, know I haven't slept enough, bleary

>>1041903
Get your noggin back on that pillow NEET!

It's falling out of me.

🌧️

>>1041900
When/where did this happen?

>>1041889
If only it were true

>>1041887
That doesn't work either, but emojis are doable.

Good morning NEETs.

still not good this morning

>>1041900
Well waged.

>>1041911
Morning.

>>1041912
Put some pants on neet.

>>1041902
He's with Helen.

>>1041911
Good morning, and thanks for the cuddle.

my next automobile will have the zf8 gearbox

>>1041928
>8 speed

Can you handle it?

was that fifo with the heinies?

wiZys peace pipe of poo crack

is this thing working?

constipated

I can cut straight lines in my microwaved lasagna while you can only do curves

>>1041933
Nothing works on this board.

>>1041936
The site works flawlessly, be grateful shibs lets us post here

>>1041937
Indeed. None of you lazy fucks work, don't complain when the site occasionally joins us.

>>1041938
>None of you lazy fucks work
You don't know what you're talking about, humble yourself

What's for lunch uncs?

>>1041938
Literal got the job the other day
A good job of work I do

I'm going to jail to be raped by jamal for all of eternity

I keep fucking up and revealing secrets. I'm too naive. It should be counted as a disability.

>>1041942
You don't need to share your kinks here

>>1041943
I have always thought of you as retarded neet, if that makes you feel any better.

>>1041941
Big job?

>>1041945
At least I'm meeting someone's expectations. It's a wonder I'm not in jail.

>>1041945
He's special like the rest of us.

D

Each day it becomes more confusing.

Another very expensive car on the street. Custom plate again. Too good for this area. Not sure what is going on.

>>1041959
Pokémon cards are big business. It attracts ruthless individuals.

>>1041961
There may have been a charizard sighting on the street.

>>1041965
>charizard sighting
Throw a Poké Ball at it!

Back on the druk. wagon never

>>1041969
nigger

>>1041940
>ask for roast pork roll but the gook didn't understand and gave me a crispy chicken

>ask for chilli, get none

Disappointment is what I had for lunch.

>>1041944
don't*

>>1041975
And I had a side helping of no hope.

>>1041970
Tab status?

>>1041978
about to switch to porn instead

>>1041975
She knew you were too soft for chilli

>>1041975
You should have taken it back NEET.

>>1041946
I'm in a small team of landscape labourers and we have a contract with a tier 1 commercial developer
big jobs

Puffing on wiZys peace pipe
yeah
Poo crack hits the mainline
yeah
Cruisey repairs my lawnmower
yeah
But now my lawnmower doesn't work
yeah

U GOT MY POO CRAK NIGGA
NEED A HIT NIGGA U GET
NIGGA POO CRACK

>>1041984
>>1041983
Fuck I thought it was the spammer. I can't find the ban in the logs and the backend is raped. It's over. Press F to RIP for this NEET

>>1041989
Oh come on. Why are you spamming now? No one even has a reason to be upset

>>1041990
I heard he's in a world of shit.

Might buy a controlling stake in skydance

Went to coles to buy some healthy food. Ended up with cheesecake slices and nougat. I need to be banned from supermarkets like gamblers can get banned from casinos for their own good.

>>1041996
You must know you're betting against the market.

>>1041997
It is not your fault NEET. They use tricks to steer you to the junk. You are a victim.

>>1041997
>cheesecake
That's basically a fruit
>nougat.
and that's a vegetable
So well done neet

Sugar is from sugar cane. It is a veggie.

Might buy an s22 once soon

8 Meaty Additions That Turn Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Into A Hearty Meal

Actually might buy a s23 instead but much later because broke.

>>1042004
They look expensive neet.

>>1042005
You look like a spy NEET

Is this noise related to Q?

>>1042007
Leftenant governer.

are polish people weird?

>>1042009
Almost as weird as shine people

>>1042009
less autistic hungarians

Might need to feed soon but too drunk to drive

Axon Body 4

>>1042012
Booze cruise

>>1042012
Time to see whats in the cupboard.

>>1042012
Order in.

Might buy some Pervitin

>>1042017
>>1042018
Too

>>1042012
Eat some beans.

>>1042020
I'm quite partial to these.

edgell . coom. au/our-range/legumes/snack-time

> final auditions for the new Bond is starting within the week, Deadline has announced 3 of the final 4 actors ( Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor
I'm not sure Lowden is up for it, thought he was the weak link in slow horses.

>>1042022
I agree with you NEET. Far too bland for Bond. Not even good enough for River Cartwright.

My Chemical Romance Have three good songs:

Welcome to the Black Parade: https://youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8 [Embed]

Teenagers: https://youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw [Embed]

Famous Last Words: https://youtube.com/watch?v=8bbTtPL1jRs [Embed]

>>1042024
yeah the first one I like best.

Cruisey I wanna go to the OzBargain birthday party!
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/978682

Email just turned up from the sparky's with the bill, considering there were 2 of them, and they were here for over 2 hours I was expecting at least 1500. Opened the pdf and it was $827.84 very happy with that.

>>1042027
Good deal.

>>1042026
Costa is in town next weekend and Cruisey promised me he would take me to meet him, hope we can have a few beers together. But I expect those two will get on the choof together.

>>1042027
Excellent.

>>1042029
It will be a good time for everyone.

Had a feed of beef voodalu or whatever and a Maori chick came over and talked to me. My bones hurt. Might just die.

>>1042032
> a Maori chick came over and talked to me
Big lass?

>>1042032
> beef voodalu
Hope it was nice neet.

>>1042035
snu snu?

>>1042033
snoo snoo

>>1042036
>>1042037
choo choo

>>1042024
I liked linkin park's session song, mainly because it had no lyrics

Not going to try and cram actual productivity in one hour before bed tonight. Going to try and wind down so I can go to sleep more easily. Will be productive tomorrow.

Severely gaped after that last shit. Might go to the bottleo but my financial situation is fucked at the moment.

>>1042040
Sounds like a plan.

>>1042040
I've been doing that all my life.

>>1042041
Dan will still be there next week, have a holiday from him.

>>1042043
my problem is sleep, when I can get enough I'm almost a functional person

I am going to make ANZAC bikkies tomorrow.

>>1042046
Neato.

>>1042046
cashed up neet

I scored a half-price discounted loaf of Raisin Toast today. Winning.

i have a fucking bonerland flag. wut.