SA BEST A

How does he do it?

I'm garn another cobvfee and mayhaps a pie too, you neets want anything?

>>1036223
one gf please

Finally it's Thursday

>>1036223
I'm right thanks neet, I'll share that other neets gf.

>>1036223
Portuguese tart.

>>1036229
You can have the back half

>>1036230
uhh. only went to the servo not to portugal. and you were too slow

>>1036228
🫨

Garn waddle down to the bakery for an apricot slice, would you neets like anything?

>>1036234
Finger bun please.

>>1036234
COFEE

Good morning NEETs.

>>1036237
GMN!

>>1036234
I would also like a slice of apricot

walked sweaty
about to go see pretty coffee barrister

>>1036234
I'm right thanks neet, I' share that other neets Finger bun.

>>1036237
Morning.

>>1036242
>the nipples
fucken hell. WOULD

>>1036240
She's a lawyer too!?

>>1036241
We shall all share that NEET's fingered bum.

Want to light up a smoke but there's a bum nearby I just know will come over asking for one if I do.

>>1036126
>>1036124
>>1036121
I like this arc. Train each one to do a different meal time.
>>1036129
I've seen them somewhere. Does my head in.
>>1036131
Boong dog life. Oysters for days.
>>1036146
Orange things everywhere now.
>>1036155
Yeah, i've noticed that. No good for snags.
>>1036194
She wants your cock. Dont try and match her, youre the retard dick big brain bitches crave. Never mention her parents. Daddy is probably a smarty and she needs mong men to prove a point. Be that cock.
Another good arc.
>>1036204
Duh.

Morg granny fuckers, dog wankers and lifeline shrink harassers

D-do you liek book?

>>1036248
have you tried fingering it

>>1036249
Good morning NEET.
Good tower post.

>>1036223
I want a chucken and leek pie and a non cheese kransky and a custard tart and a nippys honeycomb milk.
Thank and you.

>>1036228
Bin day Weber

>>1036234
A hungarian goulash pie and a spinach and feta roll and a custard berlina and an apple and guava juice.
Thank and you too.

>>1036240
Ask her if she likes books.

Saw the pretty coffee girl. She had some kind of woolen gypsy skirt on paired with Rossi boots. She has small ankles.
As we walked out the Corvette convoy went past for their river cruise at Goolwa, so they were all honkin and waving at us.
Having an apricot crown now.

>>1036257
When does the coffee girl impregnation arc start?

>>1036258
It will be awkward if he knocks up the coffee girl and the deli counter girl in the same week.

>>1036257
>Having an apricot crown now.
Your majesty!

Watching the Daily Mail interview of Pauline and Barnaby. Pretty good.

>>1036259
they'd be fighting each other in the maternity ward

>>1036248
He'd already talked some sucker into buying him a can of Coke then dropped his bags and literally ran across the road after seeing some other guy light up. Fucking vultures.

>>1036257
Wonderful.

need to feed. don't know what buy for eaty

>>1036259
the second generation of neetposters have to come from somewhere

>>1036267
you saw what happened with Quorum

>>1036268
>Quorum
What is that?

>>1036259
Sugardaddy arc

>>1036269
Quorum Niggerfucker III was the NEET baby.

making room for lonch
hope it flushes
smells bad

>>1036271
I am out of the loop on neetlore, did NK reproduce?

>>1036270
One sitting on his face and the other on his neetstick, touching each others boosies and doing kissing with tongue

Tonight's moofie selection is Sicario, Blade Runner 2049 and Rapid Fire. Snacks include Smith's cheese & onion, Chomp bar and a biltong stick.

>>1036273
I can’t remember how it entered the world, but I think Weber threw it against a wall to make it be quiet or something

>>1036275
>Smith's cheese & onion

Will there be mouthwash for the hygienically challenged among us?

>>1036259
the benefits of a customer reward card

>>1036276
I hear that's also how he treats rule breaking neets

>>1036279
They deserve it.

Getting goat curry. Asked for a job but he said need to ask the boss

Neets on a board like peas in a pod
PEAS IN A POD
NEETS

Might become a green beret. Or at least play a game where I get to be one. Or maybe just jump around my room pretending I'm a commando shooting darkies.

made a bbq chook and gravy stone-baked roll

>>1036284
Looks nice. Good amount of chook. Nice rich colour on the gravy.

>>1036283
I can picture you as a green beret neet.

>>1036284
Looks good, save me that leg please.

71nF off… must have a couple of dodgy solder joints in the 10nF and 1nF banks. Or dead caps. Will investigate when I’m back home with the right gear.

>>1036288
You will get it sorted.

manifesting a richer existence

Bush is on fire

>>1036291
Crabs

transitioned

I have a 'dreame' robot vacuum that i couldnt work out how to use. It went flat and I thought the wheels were stuck, then gave up. Turns out I've been sitting it on the charger dock backwards for 9 months.

>>1036294
Highly unusual.

>>1036296
Just a nap before going out for dindins.

>>1036295
You have had a mong moment NEET, but you have learned from your mistake and it is green flags from here. Get that robot working.

>>1036297
>out for dindins
Fancy feed planned?

should i wear deodorant to go to the library or are there already so many stinky homeless people there nobody will notice?

>>1036298
I'm updating it. Wonder if i can put gpt in it. Start petting it like a dog.

did someone actually find my secret board or is tiffin gaslighting me again?

>>1036300
You should always wear deodorant.

>>1036299
Prolly schnitty

the goat curry was delicious. might druk again

Eh. Newcastle's Biggest Bogan Bandwagon event of cheering off the Knights through the streets attracted a Bogan who did a proper Bogan farewell by dropping a set (burnouts)...then driving through a crowd of people. One person seriously fucked up.
Of course, all the Bourgeois are being /totally shocked/ that bogans do bogan shit and this /selfish bogan/ ruined a placebuilding event that bought all thecommunity together (while 364 days of the year dissing on footy fans). Faggots.

>>1036305
Is this how it feels to use illegal substances?

boardneet did you DM me or was I being gaslit?

>>1036309
No, I did not DM or email anyone

>>1036310
do you want to see my secret board?

>>1036307
I read thing on Reddit about it. People want more crowd control / police presence, which will cost money and likely drive the cost of any event up.

I miss the days of a nearby bonfire they had celebrating some event. Then insurance costs went up and it went away...

>>1036311
Is this board secret?

>>1036312
And a genuine reddit moment how there was a thread before the accident whinging about the cops being proactive and starting their extra patrols early.

>>1036315
I tried looking for it but could not find it, did you find it? I want to read that too.

It's going to be fucking entertaining when the Knights lose to Penrith. Like when being in Sydney after a Soccer Final.

>>1036316
https://www.reddit.com/r/newcastle/comments/1ww9qaw/only_in_newcastle/
Note the timestamps of posts cheering it on now.

>>1036318
Thank you.

Found a good free wifi phonebooth (>12MB/s downloads) and able to park the car right next to it. Yay \o/

>>1036320
why don't you get a starlink and chuck it on the roof? also starlink is hooking up with telstra and optus and we should get 100% coverage with high speed phones soon enough, then probably excellent phone plans with 100gb+ plans

>>1036320
Lucky that is fast WiFi.

>>1036322
I've got 3 SD models to download today, plus the usual animu and mangu torrents. Downloaded 18G for free so far.
>>1036321
1 Expensive. 2 Uses a lot of power. 3 I fucking hate Telstra and want all the free internets coming to me.

Back at hospital. An old guy walked in with a finger almost bit off by a dog. Lots of blood.

>>1036324
Security status?

>>1036323
It's also after noon on Saturday, and I can park here all day.
I got busted by a Cop the other day for what was a 30 minute only sign (which I didn't see. it was like 6 metres up a powerppole)

internet got cut off :(

>>1036327
Big downloads?

>>1036328
Not anymore :(

>why are you in hospital again?

A severe case of OCD. Once I start getting into a pattern of doing something it takes months to break free from.

>>1036331
Have you explained this to staff?

>>1036327
how u posten then???????

https://data.wpcouncils.nsw.gov.au/explore/dataset/find-a-telstra-wi-fi-payphone-near-you/map/?disjunctive.lga

>>1036330
Looks nice.

>>1036334
Censored posts look amazing don’t they ?

>>1036333
fone

>>1036336
I was lucky I got to see Weber's chook and gravy roll before it got zapped.

Amazon Prime has the metamucil out on special.

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/977572

>>1036339
Thank you. But that's a prime specific price 😔

Leeched 38GB off the phone. A good-enough haul for the day.

>>1036343
finally he does a good post ✅

Back on the wine. Beer was a waste of time

>>1036340
Sign up for the free trial.

>>1036341
You did well.

Might find a public toilet and do an upper decker ( it means take a shit in the top part) or break into a hotel in a balaclava and take a shit off a balcony

might get drunk so i can ignore my financial retardation

>>1036348
Film it for us please.

Today is so over. Time to drink

Cruisey the hail is scaring me.

>>1036307
Jeet

>>1036354
maybe cruisey can bribe the hail to go away with his rort money

Movie is about in 2 and a half hours. At 7pm AE*T!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>1036255
>hungarian goulash pie
Mysterious Australian cuisine.

>>1036305
It is rarely mentioned - probably noone ever thinks about it - that not just our whole civilization, but the life on Earth is fire (oxidation) based. I think I only ever read this in the Ender-series sci-fi (Ender's Game and the rest) by Orson Scott Card or whatever his name is.

I think I'll throw some classic Paul Harrell videos in sometimes soon on cytube.
I have bunch of stuff to take care of until the movie, but I'll be there on and off.

>>1036359
The alien in Project Hail Mary tells the human it is crazy that he breathes oxygen since it is so dangerous and can just randomly explode.

I'm off.

>>1036362
Have a good time NEET.

>>1036362
Stay safe out there.

üwü wöts dis :3

>>1036361
Indeed. Oxygen is the waste of plant life, its like shit in our case. It isn't just flammable, but it was essentially a poison dangerous to life unless CO2 which is one of the life necessities for plants. And back in the day when plants started to shit the atmosphere full of oxygen it was a danger to life itself.
Quite a few couple of years had to pass until lifeforms developed that could use the oxygen to support their life.

>>1036366
tl;dr

I have to revise my previous statement here >>1036359 I just don't have the time to do so.

>>1036367
Done ✅
>Early photosynthetic life released oxygen as waste, making it toxic to much existing life until organisms eventually evolved to use oxygen for energy.

>>1036368
MonkAI could set a handy reminder for you.

>>1036369
Thank

Currently Playing: How to Distinguish Between Intentional Gunfire and Unintentional Gunfire in Your Direction

>>1036372
Chapter One: If the bullets are coming toward you, the universe has selected you for further study.
Chapter Two: There is no Chapter Two.
The book is only 14 pages long.

He's shooting at us!

>>1036374
Cruisey will protect us.

>>1036355
I was expecting a shitty old Holden Commodore. But times have changed.

>>1036362
See ya on the flip side

>>1036376
>shitty
>Commodore
Go back to India

>>1036378
Shitty as in most are in very poor condition. Early '90s Commies is what I was picturing.

>>1036366
Oxygen was rapidly absorbed by the oceans that there highly Ferric at the time. Became rust and sunk to the bottom.
It took about 800 million years before the oceans were 'cleared' and O2 could seriously build up in the atmosphere.

>danger to life itself.
Which consisted of cynobacteria, and.. just them.
Still, Oxygen allowed proper Organic molecular chemistry to happen, being the middle-man for carbon and phosphorous/sodium/potassium/sulfur/etc.

>>1036376
So was I.
And Mexican Hoon Cartel stickers.

>>1036380
>Oxygen allowed proper Organic molecular chemistry to happen, being the middle-man for carbon and phosphorous/sodium/potassium/sulfur/etc.
It wasn't "pure oxygen" (O, O2, O3) as your slop states "middle-man" ie part of bonds, -oxides. What do you think where the O2 came from plants "produced"? Not form nothing. Oxygen existed, but not by itself.

Hate being so punctual.

>>1036382
Oxygen atoms are Oxygen. I never said O2.

>>1036384
>O2
Well, I did once, but that was in an atmospheric context.

Rebuttal now. That's a very fun video.

>>1036355
It's Newcastle. Half of the BMWs or Mercs on the roads were just stolen.

>>1036384
And I wasn't talking about oxygen in compound materials. But oxygen as pure gas plants produced.
The part I quoted is the typical slop that it adds to appear "smarter".
I bet if I said O3 is still a dangerous poison. It would add "ozone plays very important role in protecting life by filtering sun rays on the edge of our atmosphere". But it's not the topic. It's sniffing ozone.

Might join a japanese fashion health club.

25 mins, fellas!
Do your business and join after!

A Postie/Vanneet post.
Yesterday someone asked about fucking-up late-night power generator users at campsites. Which I have.
Another scab thing to do at a campground is run an extension cord from a caravan to a free-range mains plug, usually in the BBQ area. FREE ELEKTRYCIESSSS!!!! ..except the community P&A gets the power bill, while scabbo saves their money for the bottle shop.

>>1036383
And you never get thanked for it.

>>1036391
..which results in power points being removed at a lot of places, like I found on the Postie trip and needing to charge the phone/tablet/internets/etc., or expensive camp fees are brought in. (~$5 -> $25/night per vehicle, etc.)
Of course, Old Mate with the extension cord doesn't give a fuck about anyone else. He'll just steal power, get told off, go to the next place to steal power, and get that shut down too. Mongoloid Self Cunt Stuck living in a caravan at 70 with No Friends.

>>1036391
lmao.
might go see resident evil in the moofie theatre

>>1036393
Anyway, last night's campground had that shit happening -- one of the big caravaners had a 200Ah LPF battery charging in the toilet block, which'll suck done several dollars worth of power.
What does the Evilneet do? I have an RCD-tripper, which'll short-circuit the socket, the powerbox RCD shuts it down, and scabbo has to cry to the locals to fix it.

>>1036395
Something that happened at Ben Lomond (near Armidale NSW) was the Old Mate Cunt vandalized the powerbox with a disc-cutter to get teh FREE ELEKTRYCIESSSS!!!!
That time, Evilneet disassembled the power point socket in the BBQ area, disconnected the wires to the pins of the socket, and reassembled the power-point, putting loc-tite on the screws.

Here comes Thomas

>>1036390
I will late soz.

Starting, fellas.
GET IN HERE
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>1036396
Finally, vanneet cobbees
Portable USB-chargeable Espresso makers, available from Autobarn, Anaconda, etc.

>>1036400
Milk and two sugars with mine please.

>>1036401
That can be yours.

>>1036400
Isnt a van way too small?

>>1036402
I will need a cleaner cup please.

>>1036395
>>1036396
Based.

>>1036403
I would pee all the time from all the caffeine

>>1036400
Lovely.

>>1036403
It's large enough for me to lay down for a sleeps, kinda like a 4-man tent.
It's glamping compared to having to set up a tent every day with the Postie.
>>1036404
That's the only cup i haven't pissed in.

>>1036400
inb4smartalekneet: I paid $24.95 for that gas canister because the indie camping store was closing down and I felt bad for them..
Indie camping stores have been far more useful than the chains (..except when 90% of their stock is Yeti..)

>>1036408
Comfy.

>>1036408
Looks great NEET.

>>1036408
Looks comfy.

Dunno if I've posted a photo like this before.
This was about 50km south of Walcha NSW. It hit -7C just before sunrise. My trick with cold temperatures is two sleeping bags for more layers.

>>1036413
-7C sounds quite cold for Australia. You are essentially mobile, you should do like (true) nomads, and change place according to seasons. Has two regions, one which milder in winter, and one which is cooler in summer. Travel between the two during spring and autumn. It's north-south travel usually, but it can be along elevation if there are places with high mountains.

We should all buy vans and caravans, and have some sort of detachable corridors between them so we can form a mobile neet compound

>>1036413
Looks nice out there.

>>1036414
Eh, I'm good with cold weather. It's been -15C at Armidale when I was living there. It's rather exciting too :)
The problem with following the good weather is all the feeble very much entitled old people are doing it too, and you end up having to 'share' spaces with converted buses, fucknuckles with generators, and such.
However with a little bit of preparation, going the opposite direction can work well. Off season camping is often cheaper/free too.

>>1036417
Off-grid camping works better off-season too. State Forests are pretty-much empty except during the school holidays, and near-absolutely empty during winter.

>>1036415
A Mobile NEET Collective, providing sitreps as NEETs require, as being too hikki to participate in the usual Normie camping communities..

>>1036417
>>1036418
Makes sense.

>>1036420
Australia is a big country but the camp grounds are packed these days.

Reminder to NEETs that the clocks go forward an hour tonight.

One of the NEET-specific irrits of vanlifing it is interacting with Very Much Well Off Normies. While they'll recognize a man of culture capable of a conversation that isn't about footy/their Dodge RAM/OLD PEOPLE SHIT and seek you out, you're stuck gritting your teeth while they describe their property portfolio and how they're Living The Dream making poor neets back in the city pay for everything through rents.

One guy I've met was a former NSW Liberal Party speech writer. tbh, he was a decent-enough to chat with, and he even took the fun I poked at him. Poor guy was hit hard by the housing crisis. He had sell one of his houses and only has 5 left.

>>1036423
>He had sell one of his houses and only has 5 left.
kek many such cases.

>>1036423
Ask for donation from them.
Make a static webpage with donation options. Don't tell on imageboards you did that tho.

>>1036425
As PostieNEET I used to get free beers all the time. Not any more :(

Home.
Motherbat made me a cup of tea and gave me a magnum ice cream.
Put Outlander BoMB s02e03 on for her.

>>1036427
>a magnum ice cream.
The almond?

>>1036422
Not in Bestern Australia

>>1036427
Did you have a good time?

>>1036428
Just the original type

>>1036430
It was alright. Very noisey.

>>1036422
If only MonkAI could do it for me.

What was that Magnum-like icecream with the GigaChad mascot character? I thought it was Maxibon, but searching doesn't show it.
I never wanted to have one.

Want some chocolate. Already ate a tub of caramel ice cream this afternoon, but longing for chocolate now.

>>1036435
Stop that.

Thanks again for watching this entertaining piece with us, fellas.
I wasn't entirely sure what to expect, but it turned out to be real fun.

>>1036435
big boy

>>1036437
Thank you.

Good night NEETs.

>>1036440
Night fella.
Battery operated slutty pamela.

Also. Soap dispenser that needs electricity to work sounds retarded.

>>1036440
Good night Pidge. xx
What tasteless decor!

>>1036440
I bet she sticks her face underneath the pidge and has it poop all over her face. Women are the worst.

>>1036444
kek I can imagine.

ffs, not tired now that i have to go to sleep

Tomorrow I will learn how to use ai for productivity, become like ai neet. Turn my life around.

>>1036447
>Turn my life around.
Sounds doable NEET. Another full 360. That dizzy feeling will be the change happening in real time.

Should've bought some turkey slices for a before bed snack.

I bet some of you scrubs don't even know what lightsaber form Obi Wan used. You're casuals.
Its form III: Soresu, btw. Personally I use a more aggressive form that suits my personality. You wouldn't last long against me.

>>1036450
It looked like kendo in the first moofie

>>1036451
>It looked like kendoll
No private parts. I see what you mean.

>>1036449
You keep your eyes off the deli counter girl!!

Transitioned
Might have a fishing go tomorrow morning

>>1036454
Night fella.

Also clocks go forward 1 hour at 3am

>>1036454
Use bits of turkey as bait. Not the Aldinga, the fish won't touch it.

How on earth do neets fall asleep? Is it all just goon and seroquel?

>>1036458
I have a specific fantasy I run through my mind that puts me in the right zone and then sleep happens.
If I do not think of this specific thing - play this specific movie in my mind - I will not fall asleep.
You must train yourself.

>>1036457
Just going to use a blood worm soft plastic.

>>1036455
Night xx

>>1036460
>a blood worm soft plastic
Mine has been compared to one.

>>1036461
Not the jerk shad?

>>1036355
>Indika Bambrick Samarasinghe, 18, has been charged with three instances of dangerous driving occasioning grievous bodily harm, three instances of negligent driving occasioning grievous bodily harm and three instances of cause bodily harm by misconduct, according to court documents viewed by the ABC.
Good Australian name

Watched resident evil at the kinoplex. It was fantastic. I laughed and screamed multiple times.

>>1036464
I am glad you had a good time NEET.

Been wearing my footy shorts all day. God it feels good to show off my muscular chad legs. Having a goon.

Is vanNEET nuro?

>>1036467
postieneet

>>1036466
Your photo didn't upload.

My lonliness is killing me

>>1036470
Yuo can watch the end of The Italian Job with us:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

It's falling out of me.

@Weber

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Tq7uCd59Jg [Embed]

>>1036473
thank you!

Good morning NEETs.

>>1036470
>>1036471
>>1036472
>>1036473
>>1036474
GM

>>1036475
gm2u2

I have changed the clocks.
The phone and computer did themselves.

>>1036478
This plays in my head when I read one of Monk's posts.

>>1036475
GMN!

>>1036478
tribute.wmv

>>1036479


>>1036481
Just finished The Italian Job evening stream.

>>1036482
>Benny Hill
That was true culture.

I thought van neet / postieneet was fifo

>>1036484
These sort of NEET lore failures can happen to the best of us NEET.

>>1036485
Forgot to say GMN

>>1036485
Weber runs a successful NDIS business

>>1036487
Winks and Co.

cruisey had a puff of wizzy's peace pipe last night
then he sent me erotica

I wonder what he's going to get up into the city today

>>1036489
Lucky bugger.

weber was masturbating in the bush outside nuros

I must confess I still believe

walked sweaty about to go to the market and hopefully get a hot wheels for being a good boy and look at the show and shine and introduce the old moo to some of the club people then get some alcohol and lonch stuff and go home

>>1036494
And a good morning!

>>1036495
she made me snosages and chiggen patty and eggs and toast and tea for breggy too

>>1036494
Sounds like a good day planned.

>>1036496
She is a good bat.

having no real internet is gay

>>1036499
Get real internet.