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NEET General #775 - Repetition Edition, Repeated NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No. 789337 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's just the same thing over and over again. You're here forever. There is no escape.

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NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.790400 del
>>790388
They shot the autist kid with a laser.


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.790401 del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.790404 del
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>>790396
>tfw I'll never run along the beach with Olive, immersed in the crashing surf, the fresh salt winds whipping around us


NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.790407 del
OILY OLIVE GASH

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NEET 12/20/2023 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.790408 del
>>790404
She's staying at Motherbat's for a few nights in the new year.


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NEET General #774 - Goondaddy Edition NEET 12/16/2023 (Sat) 21:09 [Preview] No. 788278 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Even on ausneets, a place full of people who are...not conventionally successful, one neet has stood out from the pack. One particular neet has drunk more standards, lost more jobs, done harder drugs, gambled and lost money he didn't have and just kept going, maxed out more slappers, had more rectal catastrophes, got more speeding fines and ignored them, and fallen off the wagon more times than anyone else. This edition is dedicated to one man's epic journey from the warehouse to the shed. Because love him or loathe him, you can't deny he's an ausneets LEGEND.

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NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.789347 del
IGA BANNED


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.789348 del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.789349 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.789350 del
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NEET 12/18/2023 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.789351 del
FIN


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NEET General #773 - Pineapple Edition NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No. 787307 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs like pineapple?
I ate a fresh one once and the acid made my mouth burn for a couple of days afterwards.

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NEET 12/17/2023 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.788335 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 12/17/2023 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.788336 del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/17/2023 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.788337 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 12/17/2023 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.788340 del
OLIVE'S GASH


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NEET General #772 - Christmas List Edition NEET 12/12/2023 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No. 786313 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What would you like for Christmas neets? Good neets only, neets from bad homes won't be getting anything.

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NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.787328 del
>>787327
Monk?


NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.787329 del
champagne supernova


NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.787330 del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.787331 del
IS MONK UP YET?


NEET 12/14/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.787332 del
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NEET General #771 - Invisible Edition NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No. 785325 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!1!

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NEET 12/12/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.786329 del
>>786326
That's garlic bread.


NEET 12/12/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.786331 del
>>786329
Then stop calling my toast - rubbed with garlic, and buttered - a garlic bread.


NEET 12/12/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.786332 del
>>786331
You should see what we say about your toast in private.


NEET 12/12/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.786333 del
And probably your mini pizdas ain't looks (and tastes) nothing like my warm sandwiches.


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NEET General #770 - Look at the Door Edition NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No. 784284 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you NEETs ever struggled to communicate your wishes to a tradesman?

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NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.785321 del
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NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.785322 del
>>785318
I don't think he cares.
The reason you started insisting he lived there was that you were embarrassed about being homeless and living in a dunny. You wanted him to have something similarly embarrassing and that was the best you could do. Odds are he just lives in some rundown rental (still better than a toilet lol).


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.785323 del
He started blacking out location info on his IGA hauls. He's scared of Based Tiffo in his gillie suit.


NEET 12/10/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.785324 del
>>785323
IGA would just move within 150m of a school if he was actually scared.


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NEET General #769 - Morning Shower Edition NEET 12/07/2023 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No. 783298 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The morning shower is the high point of my day, the only thing I still enjoy in life. As long as I've got that, nothing else matters.

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NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.784325 del
>>784323
He had a six inch meatball sub and a red powerade. Sick fuck puts salad on a meatball sub.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.784326 del
>>784325
who ended up eating the servo donut?


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.784327 del
>>784326
The neet that lives under the floorboards.


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.784328 del
>>784326
It's still sitting in the living room along with the can of rainbow sherbet mother


NEET 12/09/2023 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.784329 del
BIG STINKY PECKER

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Edited last time by imissfather on 12/09/2023 (Sat) 02:42.


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NEET General #768 - Repetition Edition NEET 12/05/2023 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No. 782235 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does it seem like every day is the same thing over and over again. Do you lie awake trying to fall asleep, feeling like you're stuck in the same loop forever, with no escape?

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NEET 12/07/2023 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.783320 del
>>783319
I do that every day.


NEET 12/07/2023 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.783321 del
>>783320
every day is christmas


NEET 12/07/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.783322 del
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When I was in high school all I wanted to do is stay home. Now that I've gotten what I wished for, why am I not happy?


NEET 12/07/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.783323 del
New thread you mongs:
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NEET 12/07/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.783324 del
OLIVE'S GASH


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NEET General #767 - Helicobter Edition NEET 12/03/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No. 781294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs like helicobters?

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NEET 12/05/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.782323 del
MEMORY HOLED TRUTH ABOUT ALIENS PRESS RELEASE


NEET 12/05/2023 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.782324 del
You threaten to make zipguns and shoot people you stupid cunt, don't say a suggestion to commit suicide is a death threat.


NEET 12/05/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.782325 del
STD VIRUSES INVADE YOUR BRAIN AND STAY THERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE


NEET 12/05/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.782326 del
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NEET 12/05/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.782327 del
OILY OLIVE GASH

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Edited last time by imissfather on 12/05/2023 (Tue) 07:27.


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NEET General #766 - Nigger Rapping Edition NEET 12/01/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No. 780317 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you listen to nigger rap, neets?
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NEET 12/03/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.781322 del
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NEET 12/03/2023 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.781323 del
falling asleep


NEET 12/03/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.781324 del
>>781323
Goodnight.


NEET 12/03/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.781325 del
OLIVE'S CUNNY GASH


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