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NEET General #965 - 3D IRL Edition NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No. 987500
Is 3D printing the future?

OLD: >>985338


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.987501 del
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SA best A


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.987502 del
3D PRINTED POSSUM COCK!1!


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.987503 del
>>987501
to helen back


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.987504 del
>>987501
How does he do it?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.987505 del
>>987498
NEET you're the one flying the choppah.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.987506 del
Might become a teenage werewolf.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.987507 del
might call one of you a minda later


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.987508 del
>>987507
Your a minda


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.987509 del
>>987508
are too!


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.987510 del
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dog slepping


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>>987505
I did my best


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.987512 del
>>987510
Needs a little mattress.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.987513 del
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>>987512
she has mattress


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.987514 del
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Lovely day NEETs. fresh Breeze blowing.

Late lunch. Nurcotics down the hatch. Cheeky glass of champas… a pretty solid

YEEEEEERRRRRHHH


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.987515 del
>>987505
I bet 10k was the pilot, got high on his own tomato supply


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.987516 del
>>987514
Nuro have you ever been on a vision quest and can you teach me how to do one?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.987517 del
Bloody hell gardeners ain’t doing too bad for themselves these days…


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.987518 del
>>987514
henlo Nuro!
I had half a bottle of rum. Just opened a bottle of Pikes The Dogwalk cab sauv. Motherbat is doing garlic bread and lasagna for dindins.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.987519 del
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Forgot pic


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.987520 del
also salad but i will throw that on the floor


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.987521 del
>>987516
Define vision quest ? You mean a shamanic style trip ?

>>987518
Sounds wholesome. Pace yourself hope you ain’t too only by the time it’s finished cooking.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.987522 del
>>987519
company branding on car = tax write off


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.987523 del
me and cruisey riding dirty in the UMMPTY branded lambo


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.987524 del
>>987520
You will eat that first.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.987525 del
>>987521
>Pace yourself
Motherbat says that


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.987526 del
>>987523
Where will the mongs sit?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.987527 del
>>987526
Only one VIP mong (me) in the passenger seat


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.987528 del
ghost ride da whip when cruisey not looking


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.987529 del
>>987523
>"Riding dirty" is a slang phrase referring to driving a vehicle while in possession of illegal substances, unregistered firearms, or contraband.
In our VIP Mong's case it means having a two day old turd in his Depends.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.987530 del
>>987528
>"Ghost riding the whip" is a slang term for
a dangerous stunt where a person exits their moving car (the "whip")—usually with the automatic transmission in drive—and dances or walks beside or on top of it while it moves without a driver.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.987531 del
>>987513
Fancy boong dog


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.987532 del
>>987520
Ffs weber


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.987533 del
>>987531
I had to drive to fucken Clarke Rubber near the intersection of North East and Grand Junction Roads to get that memory foam custom cut.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.987534 del
>>987532
if she loved me she would do chips and chiggen salt instead of salad


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.987535 del
>>987523
I just got the stink eye from two mean cunts in a black vy in salisbury as I pulled up next to them listening to this a bit too loud.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yG96RttfZtM [Embed]

It is such a good track, I dont care.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.987536 del
>>987535
>It is such a good track
hmm


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.987537 del
>>987533
Ive never been but seen it lots. Do you know if they sell that granulated rubber that they use in playgrounds instead of barkchips? I think you spray glue over it after.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.987538 del
>>987534
Salad leaves stop the weepage and the seepage.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.987539 del
>>987537
I doubt they do, but they might. Used to talk to some guys at the Griffin's Head who were contracted to put that down in part of Hindmarsh Square. Messy job.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.987540 del
>>987536
Theyre a fun and humble group of musicians. Sound a bit like a church band though, theyre so clean.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.987541 del
>>987539
>Messy job.
Ah, might just pay some cunt.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.987542 del
>>987541
They were basically covered from head to toe in it.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.987543 del
>>987542
lol, poor bastards.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.987544 del
>>987501
RIP. Always in my heart (♥️)


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.987545 del


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.987546 del
>>987513
Living her best life.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.987547 del
>>987514
Based.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.987548 del
>>987547
Thnx Tiffy ❤️

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.987550 del
garlic bredda consumed


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.987551 del
angry possum noises


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.987552 del
>>987529
Or just webby in his defiance of society's unjust personal cleanliness demands


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.987553 del


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.987555 del
>>987551
I cut it into ten (10) pieces and let her have one (1).


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.987556 del
>>987555
The Posso tax


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.987557 del
>>987555
That is the correct ratio.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.987558 del
>>987555
To the victor go the spoils of war


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.987559 del
>>987552
Cruisey puts towels on the seat and hangs a new Little Trees air freshener from the rear view mirror.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.987560 del
Do mong herders get a poo cleaning allowance?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.987561 del
>>987539
granulated rubber and solvent fumes are good for you, puts hair on your chest


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.987562 del
Monk are you going to celebrate your first week back at the wage?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.987563 del
>>987562
>assuming monk actually went to work today and didn't stay home drinking


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.987564 del
>>987563
Everyone deserves a day off.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.987565 del
>>987563
read the posts you miss


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.987566 del
>>987564
And monk is a very deserving fellow.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.987567 del
:)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AhGaVtHjIuA [Embed]


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.987568 del
>>987566
If I was monks boss I would give him every day off.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.987569 del
on teh shard


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This weekend on Endcorner


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.987571 del
>>987570
Which one is Harry?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.987572 del
>>987571
John Lithgow - Harry and the Hendersons Potter


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.987573 del
John Lithgow - Third Cock for my Son


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.987574 del
>>987562
Yes I got a goon bottle and a big green top. Misso flipped out because I wasn't more caring about her being on her period. She has gone awol now which is a nice break. It is definitely not working out with her. Oh well, now I can generate hot! images on comfyUI in peace.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.987575 del
>>987574
Change the locks while she's out and get an AVO


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.987576 del
>>987574
>It is definitely not working out with her.
If you trade her in, will you get a better model?

She should be celebrating you finishing your first week back at the wage.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.987577 del
Is IGA making threads now?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.987578 del
>>987576
>She should be celebrating you finishing your first week back at the wage.
Exactly what I said. Then a tirade about money, living week to week, not having a plan to "invest in real estate" yada yada yada. Stupid fucking bitch


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.987579 del
>>987578
It's time to move out and get a place of your own neet.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.987580 del
>>987577
i suspect so


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.987581 del
I'm gonna buy an RTX3060 when I get paid. And then another one a fortnight later.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.987582 del
>>987580
This poster: >>987548 is OP


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.987583 del
>>987581
I have 3060. Not much memory but a solid card for my TV and Audio system.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.987584 del
>>987582
he's a wrongun


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.987585 del
>>987577
>>987582
He's gotta keep himself busy somehow


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.987586 del
>>987583
It's double my 1060. Running 2x3060s is just a lot cheaper then buying a 3090. I will lose TPS on the second PCIe slot but oh well, shouldn't be that bad. I wanna run Qwen3.5-27B


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.987587 del
Might become a nebbish.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.987588 del
Plain rice crackers for dinner tonight


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.987589 del
>>987587
It would suit you.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.987590 del
gone bed
lasagna making me fart already
or maybe other stuff like rum drinks


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.987591 del
>>987588
Sounds dry.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.987592 del
>>987590
Night.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.987593 del
>>987590
nite pumpkin


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.987594 del
>>987591
Had water


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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.987596 del


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.987597 del
Some of you are really tedious, I only pop in from time to time and it's the same drama


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.987598 del
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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.987599 del
>>987597
Your the same drama


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.987600 del
>>987598
Possum and Cruisey


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.987601 del
>>987598
Thanks Cruisey and Wizzy.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.987602 del
The show must go on.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.987603 del
>>987602
👆💯


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.987604 del
>>987601
I think Wizzys been working out


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.987605 del
Monk was this at your wage?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.987606 del
>>987586
Comfyui can run on AMD cards now. You could get a 24GB card for cheaper than a 3090 but I haven't checked the prices of those in a while


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.987607 del
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>>987605
The commentary really reminds me.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.987608 del
>>987607
Lord jebus kek


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.987609 del
Didn't know I could run a local LLM. Once I get it setup I'll let you guys ask it things.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.987610 del
Keep getting a racing heartbeat in the evening. Don't know why.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.987611 del
>>987609
Get you back into the AI loop.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.987612 del
>>987609
Ask it about the jews. That'll give you a baseline to know how truthful it is.


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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.987615 del
>>987614
Well posted neet, you are one of the best posters ever.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.987616 del


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.987617 del
>>987614
>cortisll
>emnoticnal reespor
>oxyoctin
>same homne
>oxycotoin
>amydgolla
Which hormone is getting produced when you laff?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.987618 del
>>987617
SlopGPT says
>Laughter primarily triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals.
>It also increases dopamine and serotonin, which enhance pleasure and stabilize mood.
>Together, these chemicals create a positive, stress-reducing effect in the brain.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.987619 del
I just bypass all that bullshit with nicotine.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.987620 del
>>987618
Why the fellas don't laugh more?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.987621 del
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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.987622 del
Qwen 3.5 27b is useless. Won't even tell me how to make meth. Maybe there is a jailbroken model


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.987623 del
>>987620
I do, frequently throughout each day. It helps.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.987624 del
Night.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.987625 del
>>987620
I laugh at half of the posts on here.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.987627 del
>>987626
I'm downloading qwen3 8B jailbroken. Is there a different between these?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.987628 del
>>987627
Lower intelligence, in general. You should skip Qwen3 and go for 3.5 if you can. But even the Qwen3.5-9B is dogshit at making tool calls for me. Still good for general Q&A, code, erotic literature.


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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.987630 del
>>987628
Getting that one now. No clue how to set it up yet.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.987631 del
>>987629
>cruisey protectively watching over us while we sleep


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.987632 del
>>987624
Goodnight my furry little friend.


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>>987628
>erotic literature


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.987634 del
>>987624
Night fella.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.987635 del
>>987510
>>987513
Sweet dog.

>>987514
>>987519
Have a good one dude.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.987636 del
I bet Cruisey is buggering the Ethnic right now.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.987637 del
>>987636
He has Weber in the stirrups, blasting him with the pressure washer.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.987638 del
>>987560
There is a funding line for it, or used to be. Ive only seen it used once. Not usually though. I think most companies would pay for the clean, then try to reimburse themselves with that line.. or claim it on their tax


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.987639 del
>>987600
>>987601
Poss is Wizzo.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.987640 del
>>987636
I wish. Hanging out with mongs now. Fucking need that sweet, wet, pink clit on my face.

Getting me hornd.


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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.987642 del
>>987640
>Hanging out with mongs now
/ausneets/


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.987643 del
>>987640
How hard is it to get SDA approved?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.987645 del
>>987643
Very, and even if it is, it is never enough to get enough funding to live by yourself, its always shared. Almost all the SDA houses were built as 3 bedroom houses, then they changed the funding allotment so now pretty much all of them are private rentals. Plus on top of that, the SIL funding never covers the actual care needs implied, which is 24hr care.. and very few people get that now. I know two guys who live by themselves in SDA but they still need to pay a 'reasonable rent contribution' which is 25% of the dspbux and their SIL supports are only about 6-8hrs a day, plus the passive. This works for them because theyre in supported employment.
But yeah, pretty difficult, then when you get the funding, they need to find a vacant SDA and most arent up for moving. I got two people adequate SIL and SDA and they lie in Lizbef, and the only place (after spending 10k on reports and what not each) they could go to was Aldinga, and they didnt want to. Plus to get the approval, you need a quote from both SDA provider and who does the SIL.. then 6 months later the funds are approved, and theyre not going to leave the place empty until its approved. The whole thing is fucked. About 5 years ago, I would have been one of the top 20 people in the country who knew how to get things done and even then it was stupid. When SDA started the idea was sold to private investors, not NDIS providers, as a money maker. So NDIA could prove that there was a return for all their tax dollars going to clients. And they fucked over all those investors. I wanted my house to be SDA because I was just going to rent it out, but you needed to meet a lot of extra guidelines, plus pay for an additional contractor to sign off on each step of the build. The contractor alone cost over 50k, just to sign it off. Only feasible in a large housing complex.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.987646 del
His big post broke the board


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.987647 del
>>987646
That sounds sexual.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.987648 del
Just watched a video of Bernie Sanders asking Claude about the threats of AI in relation to privacy and targetted political campaigning.
He ended it by thanking the computer.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.987649 del
REAL NIGGA NEET HOURS ONCE AGAIN

and fuck my stupid life and insomnia


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.987652 del
Nightmares have more plot then most B movies


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.987653 del
downloading the latest outlander episode and the peaky mindas movie that dropped overnight for mottherbbats


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.987654 del
dont forget to vote today best a noots


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.987655 del
>>987653
May her tab remain open.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.987656 del
>>987649
Have a drink.


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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.987659 del
>>987629
That was a good sleep, thanks Cruisey.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.987660 del
>>987640
You need the blow-and-go


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.987661 del
>>987658
On tonight?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.987662 del
>>987661
I don't have any VR goggles


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.987663 del
>>987662
Cruisey should buy a few sets for all of us.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.987664 del
>>987663
he should hire young high-class escorts to dress up as harry potter witches and touch our rude bits


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.987665 del
>>987664
Cruisey I wanna this


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.987666 del
>>987665
he'll bumsteer us and we'll just get miss elizabeth in a sailcloth


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.987667 del
Big poo. She’s gonna yell 😬


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.987668 del
>>987667
The smell will reach her first


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.987669 del
=J U S T==
>Hollywood action hero Chuck Norris dies after being rushed to hospital in Hawaii, aged 86
https://www.9news.com.au/world/chuck-norris-death-family-announces-actor-has-died-after-being-hospitalised-aged-86/054ee34a-4eed-444e-bce3-6154ec767f35


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.987670 del
Just


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.987671 del
>>987654
I think we all have.
Fuck. Just remembered that the postal votes are still in the glovebox.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.987672 del
>>987669
b-but he's supposed to be invincible
the memes said so


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.987673 del
>>987671
J U S T


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.987674 del
>>987671
you better line up and do a real democracy


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.987675 del
>>987671
>Just remembered that the postal votes are still in the glovebox.
I hope you haven't got Cow and Glenn's votes in there too.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.987676 del
>Bowing to that feedback, Microslop now says it is backing off. "You will see us be more intentional about how and where Copilot integrates across Windows, focusing on experiences that are genuinely useful and well‑crafted," Davuluri says. Specifically: "We are reducing unnecessary Copilot entry points, starting with apps like Snipping Tool, Photos, Widgets, and Notepad."
https://www.zdnet.com/article/windows-users-are-angry-and-microsoft-is-finally-doing-something-about-it/


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.987677 del
what's that pdf library thingo url


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.987678 del
used to be https://annas-archive.se/ orsomething


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.987681 del
>>987677
https://annas-archive.pk/
Tell 'em cruisey sent you to get a special tug discount from anna


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.987682 del
>>987681
Thanks Cruisey.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.987683 del
Gonna watch some welcome to the nhk today, time for some self reflection.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.987684 del
>>987674
Bugger that, went and put them in the mailbox.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.987685 del
>>987675
Glenn voted for the abo party, then the weed party as no 2.
Cow doesnt vote


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.987686 del
Having a coffee, got some donuts.
Bum is making noises. Stitch in my mouth has unknotted itself but tried pulling it and it hurt. Its desolvable but doesnt seem close. Irritating feeling it.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.987687 del
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Thought I put Snatch on at 7pm AEDT.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.987688 del
Might tell Sweaty she's a stinky girl once.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.987690 del
>>987687
Thank you. Will Harry get arrested?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.987691 del
Cruisey I wanna Get SDA approved. But I don't have physical disability. Is it impossible?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.987692 del


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.987693 del
>>987692
So I can live somewhere not shit


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.987694 del
>>987693
They build them in shit areas.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.987696 del
>>987695
Please step infront of a speeding train you waste of fucking oxygen


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.987697 del
>>987694
Well I already live in a shit area. I want to move to hobart or something and I can see a few solo SDA units there


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.987699 del
>>987690
Harry Potter and the Protective Custody Unit


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.987700 del
>>987699
Thank you.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.987701 del
>>987694
The origin story of australia


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.987702 del
>>987701
The boongs keep all the good areas for themselves


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.987704 del
>>987702
The premium 98 octane areas.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:14 [Preview] No.987706 del
>>987704
Always was, always will be.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.987710 del
>>987704
Strait of Hormuz is a ruse by the BOG to keep control of demand.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.987716 del
She's been studying Weber's gape tips.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.987722 del
I think hmhe's trying to convince us he's a hetrosexual today


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.987728 del
test


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.987729 del
captchas dont work after i turn on dollchan

took sweaty for a walk
took mothr bat for coffe at port eliots
firs place (yeo haus) was closed so went to bbeaches
pretty girl servd us
motherbat made her warm up a portugese tart for me
home now
having rum


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.987730 del
>>987729
You are living your best life #Jealous

could he be matching the image Captcha size to his images?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.987731 del
>>987730
i can see them, just every thing i type in it says invalid/expired


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.987736 del
Retard gonna retard


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.987738 del
>>987731
Strange. I don't have evidence but I suspect the page caches the Captcha. If you reload the whole page do you get the same issue?

I have solved a Captcha but a post or two later I am served the same Captcha that is expired.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:49 [Preview] No.987742 del
All this effort he puts in
Lol


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.987747 del
Work harder retard!
You're not posting it fast enough!


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.987751 del
Hey Weber, was your Paddys day Irish whisky any good?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:14 [Preview] No.987752 del
>>987751
yes thank you


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.987753 del
>>987752
Noice, I may have to try a bottle


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.987755 del
>>987729
>portugese tart
I have never had one, they look like creme brule. Do they taste like custard tarts, minus cinnamon?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.987756 del
>>987755
it was our first time too
tasted like a light citrus custard


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.987757 del
>>987756
nowhere near as intense as a lemon meringue or lime tart or somtehing though
very subtle
and the pastry is closer to puff pastry than whatever our tart pastry is


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.987766 del
I've worked full time jobs where I put less effort in than this retard does with the spamming.
They should cut his dole off.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.987769 del
>>987766
Very unwell. He's in Queensland, South Australia, one NEET and another NEET. I have difficulty tracking it all.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.987770 del
>>987769
If he put the same effort into doing surveys he could actually make some money


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.987771 del
>>987757
>>987756
Huh, citrus sounds good. I will try one soon.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.987777 del
Quads and the retard eats his own shit


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.987778 del
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NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.987780 del
>>987769
TPG/iiNET/Internode addresses could be anywhere, so it's probably just Qld.
I remember that road trip to Canberra where I couldn't post from regional SA, Victoria, or NSW because he'd had just about all of their address space banned.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.987782 del
Bet $5 he posts it again


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.987783 del
>>987780
I have my suspicion there is also someone else who plays at least a minor role >>987582, unless they want to explain why this was observed by Big Fella. Pure spectalation that could be wrong but it was an interesting observation.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.987785 del
>>987783
I just took that to mean dickhead made a normal looking thread so we would start posting in it before he started spamming again.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.987786 del
>>987785
True. It's all very strange.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.987787 del
>>987785
I think the low effort threads are usually his, he does a lot of pointless posts at the beginning of them.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.987788 del
>>987786
He's a crazy person, you'll hurt your brain trying to make sense of it.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.987789 del
>>987788
My brain has been under contruction for too long


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.987790 del
One day Cruisey will catch him and sign him up and the NDIS bounty for a mong that mongful will be enough to build the NEET Commune.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.987791 del
>>987790
Beautiful.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.987792 del
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Goon AfterNEET Big Fellas

hows the monitoring going ?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.987793 del
the state of this fucking thread/board/server/country/world


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.987794 del
>>987793
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.987795 del
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NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.987796 del
prepped a slowcooker red wine casserole
washed sweetie in the back yard
having anothr rum


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.987797 del
>>987796
You are a hive of activity today. How are the bees?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.987798 del
>>987797
I've see one or two doing their thing in the yard


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.987799 del
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NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.987800 del
I just read that sometimes bees get drunk on fermented nectar and when they go back to the hive drunk the other bees beat them up and break their legs.
Seems a bit extreme.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.987801 del
>>987800
Dan has union members everywhere.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.987802 del
Fuck. Just broke my little toe, kicked/hooked on the corner of the couch and bent it 45°. I heard it crunch. Then crack again when I tried to straihhten it. Put some cardboard between it and the next toe and taped them together. Starting to go a bit purple and swelled.
I've heard theres nothing that you can do about toes other that wait for it to heal. Sweat fucking dripping and shivering a bit. Phew.
Not going to gp. Just going to eat some painkillers and hope the swelling goes down.
Any of you done similar? Expecting to be a bit crooked forever, looks off centre and the toenail is on the side more like its twisted.
Did you get treated?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.987803 del
>>987790
Thats why I still post here.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.987804 del
>>987802
Go to the doctor you fucking mong


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.987805 del
>>987802
Please at least see Dr Zogbot.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.987806 del
>>987803
<Gotta catch 'em all!


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.987807 del
>>987802
I did that to my dick


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.987808 del
>>987807
Did you get treated?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.987809 del
Thinking of writing a light novel series based on a boong harry potter. Harry potter is raised by a white family but one day a big bearded boong arrives and explains to harry that his great grandmother
was half boong so he's entilted to boongbux and takes him to a train station and introduces him to the magical world of petrol sniffing and getting drunk at 9 in the morning.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.987810 del
>>987809
Sounds promising.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.987811 del
>>987809
I'd read that
The grandmother could be Wizzy


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.987812 del
there's one of those stupid concerts on down here this arvo/evening with that dirty how to make gravy abbo and missy piggins etc
got the side cutters ready to cut the valve stems on idiot who decides to park across the front gate


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.987813 del
Watching welcome to the nhk. Our protagonist has just gone down to an internet/manga cafe to apply for a job, only to find out that the job he was born to do has been taken by a goddamn woman.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.987814 del
>>987811
m8 wizzy is only 22 years old, the boong lifestyle ages people fast


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.987819 del
burub


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.987820 del
Battery at 4%
Too weak to post properly
Farewell neets
Give my love to pos


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.987823 del
nurgo


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.987824 del
You need to filter the tag that closes the CSS text effects. Those are not used in Australian words. Such as
>[/spoiler]
Filter this part for a more specific filter
>[/
While keeping the filter like this
>>* *
Filter already implemented, I am guessing.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.987825 del
>>987804
>>987805
I will if when I take the tape off and its still crooked. Pretty swollen now.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.987826 del
>>987807
Hot, gets into all the nooks.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.987827 del
>>987812
Paul Kelly is a national treasure.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.987828 del
I dont like those stupid felt hats these chardonnay sipping trendy concert women wear
That and sundresses with rossi work boots
Makes my seepage flare up


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.987829 del
>>987828
>Makes my seepage flare up
Quarter up a few more Viva towels to be safe rather than sorry.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.987830 del
>>987825
Leave it be for now. You'll know you've got a problem if you can't bear weight on it tomorrow morning


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.987831 del
>>987830
Yeah, i sort of cant now, lucky I have today off.
I will go to the gp if the toe is still crooked when I change the tape in the morning.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.987832 del
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Dork dixk is at it again. Time to save this thread with a mother fucking solid

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAWWHHHH


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.987833 del
>>987832
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAWWWWHHHHHHH MAH BOI NURO


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.987834 del
>>987825
If you've got one of those urgent care places near you go to that, they get busier later in the evening.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.987835 del
>>987802
More often you get dislocated toes then broken ones. Usually you put your whole foot in ice water then splint the toe with two paddle pop sticks and medical tape so it heals straight, or you get doctor jeet to do that.

If you had actually broken the bone, you'd know about it.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.987836 del
A cougar indecently exposed herself to me. Vile.
Fairly sure she was not a prostitute, just a vile old woman. Vile. Would have thrown something at her if there was anything at hand.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.987837 del
>>987836
Tell us more.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.987838 del
no vibe coding
just coding and vibes
-- monk


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.987839 del
>>987836
Please provide more details for Cruisey


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.987840 del
>>987832
Based.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.987841 del
>>987836
That sounds disgusting.
Please tell us in more detail about how horrible it was.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.987842 del
Somebody punch him until he tells us more.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.987846 del
>>987802
Yeah I've broken mine before, dropped a bbq hotplate on it. I just did the same as you and just strap it up next to the other toe, took a few weeks to get better from what I can remember. But maybe yours might be worth a trip to er and get an xray just to make sure theres no loose bone pieces floating about.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.987847 del
NEETs seem to break a lot of toes


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.987848 del
>>987836
Some NEETs have all the luck.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.987849 del


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.987850 del
>>987825
Put some ice on it.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.987851 del
Bet that vile old woman is sitting at home and thinking about NEET and playing with herself now.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.987852 del
>>987851
three fingers in her bumhole
froxen garlic bread up her snatch


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.987853 del
>>987852
That's a very specific image


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.987854 del
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>>987840
BASADO!

Good ol Boiling Pot. Should not be riding through that part of the part but fuck da police… there are still parts of the nasho I haven’t been to on the eastern tip because I don’t feel like walking and their are rangers everywhere. You should be totally allowed to ride on the service roads they drive on. Fucking eco apparatchik.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.987855 del
>>987854
Based.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.987856 del
Cruisey I want to smoke some meth and go to the strip club


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.987857 del
>>987856
he's taking me to the crazy horse
back off u lesser mong!!


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.987858 del
going to loosen the nuts on that cunt's wheelchair
if he has crutches I'm going to make them lopsided


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.987863 del
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>>987836
Allowing women to go out in public was a mistake.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.987872 del
>>987863
Paul's First Epistle to the Corinthians (14:34-35) and First Epistle to Timothy (2:11-12) both say womn should be silent and never instruct men.

Chaplain Cathy had a bit of a menty-b when I told her that in year 10.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.987877 del
>>987872
she/the school was all well the bible also says you cant cut your hair and i was all yeah but your fucken school rules in the diary say i have to checkmate dickheads


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.987884 del
>>987835
I hope thats all it is, the crunch was pretty loud and nasty.i can move the joint above it a bit. Also took some painkillers and had a few shots so thats masking shit, but yeah hopefully this tape gets it straight.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.987886 del
>>987836
Hot. Get wet poof. Dont turn down a free meal.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.987890 del
>>987846
Yeah, I did chatgpt doctor. Said I am doing pretty much the same as gp would. Will go see someone if it looks wonky tomorrow.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.987891 del
>>987890
>chatgpt doctor.
See Dr Zogbot too


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.987895 del
>>987884
Better to splint it, otherwise you could fuck it up again by accident


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.987896 del
Why does it shit In its own backyard ? 🤔


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.987901 del
>>987896
He cooks and eats it too !


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.987902 del
If NEETs toe isn't better by tomorrow I say we amputate, just to be sure.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.987903 del
Cruisey tomorrow I wanna be picked up in this accessible vehicle


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.987904 del
>>987902
Dr Zogbot?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.987905 del
Movie at 7AEDT
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Adding american hobo.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.987907 del
>>987905
Be there soon, need to brush my teef


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.987908 del
>>987770
Nursing his arsehurt with repetitive chimping has more imperative for this impulsive, obsessive type.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.987909 del
Also he uses VPN/proxy or Tor has some glitch on clearnet that can be exploited but which I can't safely reproduce.
If one of you could experiment with Tor on clearnet and report his findings that could help.
What I suspect he opens endchan.org or .net on Tor with JS enabled or disabled (have to test all), and posts from one until he gets banned then he recycles.
In theory this shouldn't work, but perhaps it's do somehow.

I don't think he posts on his home/tel IP anymore.
Also there is a lot IPs in one thread with only a handful of post. Only a few IPs/ranges rack up lots of posts.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.987911 del
>>987909
>Only a few IPs/ranges rack up lots of posts.
That's me because I'm lonely


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.987912 del
>>987911
We have each other NEET 🫂


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.987913 del
>>987729
Sounds good time.

>>987738
Never seen such issue.

>>987782
Are you a rich man now?

>>987802
What the hell, NEET. You need a doctor.

>>987832
>>987854
Good pics me thinks.
Have a good day.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.987914 del
>>987913
>Sounds good time.
it was quite nice, even though I was annoyed at the closed shop given I googled it before we left


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.987915 del
>>987914
Yeah, that can be annyoing, but should be treated with an
>oh well


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.987916 del
slow cooker casserole was pretty good
custard and almond danish for pudding


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.987917 del
>>987915
yes
wouldn't have discovered the new place with the cutie and the portugese tart if it hadn't been closed


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.987918 del
>>987916
Good to hear. Lucky you didn't you trip. The bees will miss out tonight.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.987919 del
>>987918
I had completely forgotten those secret meal experiments. Might make one for Easter.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.987920 del
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>>987919
>Might make one for Easter.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.987921 del
>>987919
I'm looking forward Easter. I wanna have some boiled smoked ham with grated horseradish.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.987922 del
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NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.987924 del
>>987921
I can't remember, are you guys Western Easter calendar (3-6 April) or Orthodox Eastern Easter calendar?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.987925 del
20 mins till movie fellas!
Do your pee and poo, and join us!


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.987926 del
>>987808
No it healed by itself but it's bent upwards now and every time I piss it goes in my face.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.987927 del
We're watching Snatch btw. The Guy Ritchie movie from 2000.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.987928 del
>>987924
We are in the Catholics world.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.987930 del
Starting! Get in here, fellas!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.987932 del
She’s watching 2 episodes of outlander
might do a swear


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.987933 del
BUM BUM HECK BOOBS DOODLE


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.987934 del
>>987932
Big swear?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.987935 del
>>987933
Language!


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.987936 del
>>987935
NICK OFF!!


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.987937 del
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NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.987938 del
>>987937
I member those


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.987939 del
Thanks for coming fellas!
I left the movie on, it'll restart by itself.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.987940 del
>>987913
Dr Dan.
Side of my foot is dark purple and theres a bruise on top of my foot like I dropped something on it.
Doesnt hurt too much s long as I dont move it.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.987941 del
>>987939
I got wage calls for last few hours and missed it. Might watch second screening.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.987942 del
>>987940
You just need someone to kiss it better tbqh


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.987943 del
>>987940
Srsly you need a doctor for that.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.987944 del
>>987940
>>987943
What he needs is a kiss-blow-and-go with the Etho. His foot is already a lost cause, time to move on.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.987945 del
>>987944
Its the other foot, not the chopped up one.
I do need that though.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.987946 del
Watching Snatch with all my friends


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.987947 del
Tommy's a sensitive boy.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.987948 del
>>987945
Jesus two mong feet now and you're still not going to the hospital.
>tfw impressed


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.987949 del
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NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.987950 del
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>>987946
This is your fault, you could have had us as frens, but no, you wanted to go to the movies by yourself.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.987951 del
>>987948
And I just pulled a 2 inch string out of my gums before.
I'm not tough, just retarded.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.987952 del
>>987950
I took my pants off.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.987953 del
>>987951
Just leave things alone you you spastic


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.987954 del
>>987948
We live in a country with free emergency medicine, yet mongs are gonna mong.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.987955 del
>>987954
I went to urgent care for the tooth with a swollen face and it took 2 weeks, three dentists and over a grand to get out.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.987956 del
>>987955
I've been to hospital emergency 10 times in the past 5 years, only thing that cost me money was parking. Even the sandwiches were free.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.987957 del
>>987956
Hope you got a free breakfast pizza.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.987958 del
Been working hard everyday on a new site it might get popular.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.987959 del
>>987951
Please don't die on us. I am worried.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.987960 del
>>987959
All the NEET Elders are getting sick.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.987961 del
I will teach the young NEETs my secret tomato growing and whore whispering techniques so they don't leave me behind for the bunyips.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.987962 del
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Ate a quarter of a cheesecake, some fruitloaf and a jar of nutella today. Feel sick. Might go on a diet tomorrow.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.987963 del
>>987960
we've had our day in the sun, now it's time for the endless sleep.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.987964 del
>>987963
>we've had our day in the sun
I hardly even went outside


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.987965 del


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.987966 del
>57 items on my steam wishlist


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.987967 del
>>987966
You are a little baby. Watch this.
More games I will never play? Don't mind if I do!


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.987968 del
>>987961
I have whore whispering. Need tips on African fruitless tomato plant though.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.987969 del
Had a realisation that tolkien's lord of the rings is the most widely read and least recognised promoter of political radicalism ever written. And it's promoting anarchism


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.987970 del


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.987971 del
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NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.987972 del
>>987971
That's a lot of tomatoes
I am going to sell Ritalin until I can afford to follow in your holy footsteps


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.987973 del
Also the scouring of the shire chapter is promoting ethnic cleansing. Based hobbits.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.987974 del
>>987970
The shire has no standing leglislative body, no executive government with any notable powers, no co-ercive internal security or police force, no standing army or institutions apart from a post office. It's an anarchy.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.987975 del
Is usenet worth it?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.987976 del
>>987974
Thats why elvish fascism needs to reclaim it all. These human scum, dwarven barbarians, orc mutts and hobbit mongs need strict goverance.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.987977 del
>>987974
My impression was that it's an oligarchy ruled by important families.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.987978 del
>>987975
Unless you find a good source on it isn't worth it. I don't know if there are any good ones left on it, or they might be private.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.987979 del
Called my dad, about other things but mentioned my toe. He laughed about it and said I did the right thing snapping it back straight. Said as long as I can feel it at the end of my toe it's fine. Bruise has spread a fair bit. Worried about putting shoes on tomorrow. Knew he'd tell me what I wanted to hear. He said I'll know about it for the next few weeks if I bump it.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.987980 del
Tho at the end the four homecoming hobbits elected themselves as military police to "restore order" when they saw the Shire got to industrialism from the bucolic philistine utopia.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.987981 del
https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_Shire
>administration
Yeah, not much of a structure. Everyone could do anything as long as it was eating, drinking, smoking, and lazing about.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.987982 del
>>987980
They weren't military police, they were anarchist revolutionaries who led the masses in smashing the institutions of the emerging capitalist-industrial state, and ethnically cleansing the shire of the immigrants that state had imported.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.987983 del
>>987982
No they became bullies who beat up some weakling. Literally decided they are gonna police the Shire because they saw something they didn't like.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.987984 del
2 painkillers, 1/2 an anti nausea pill, 1 antibiotic, 1 ibuprofin, 1 paracetamol, 1 small goon and 1 donut down the hatch.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.987985 del
Plus they can't be revolutionaries, because they restored the old order. If anything they are reactionaries.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.987986 del
>>987984
Monk? No!


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.987988 del
>>987984
You've gone mad with the drugs


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.987989 del
Tried to go to bed early, got nightmares. Dehydrated. Not flourishing.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.987990 del
>>987989
You need to go mad with the drugs.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.987991 del
>>987990
Hard to imagine what drugs I'd even go mad with, or to what ends


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.987992 del
(2.40 MB 720x1280 gMkfazVPvzMPUebJ.mp4)


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:08 [Preview] No.987993 del
>>987962
You did well NEET.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.987994 del
>>987979
>He laughed about it and said I did the right thing snapping it back straight. Said as long as I can feel it at the end of my toe it's fine.

Sounds like he consulted Dr Zogbot.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.987995 del
>>987992
>I have to go
Xhortled


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:49 [Preview] No.987996 del
awake too early


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.987997 del


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.987998 del
Cruisey I wanna do this too


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.987999 del
>>987998
we can shoot him when he shows up
the easter bunny not cruisey


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.988000 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FFenOv7egqU [Embed]


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.988001 del
>>987999
>the easter bunny not cruisey
You got me worried. Cruisey is a national treasure


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.988002 del
>>988000
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.988003 del
>>988000
She represents the wookies


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:48 [Preview] No.988004 del


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.988005 del
>>988004
Cory Bernardi secured a seat in the legisltive council. That was announced last night.
ABC says:
>As counting continues, One Nation is polling more than 21 per cent of the vote — ahead of the Liberals on around 19 per cent.
So I don't think that graphic is correct. Did you get it from reddit?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.988006 del
Cruisey when you pick me up in >>987903 I wanna hear this playing:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cv2n4lAGN_U [Embed]


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.988007 del
>>988004
https://www.abc.net.au/news/elections/sa/2026/results?sortBy=latest&filter=all&selectedRegion=all&selectedParty=all&partyWonBy=all&partyHeldBy=all
this says ONP is ahead in two electorates and that only 51% of the votes have been counted everywhere


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.988008 del
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>>988005
>>988007
We will all get hugs from Pauline


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:06 [Preview] No.988009 del
>>988004
Looks like they destroyed the libs though. At least that's something.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.988010 del
>>988009
We do need a better government


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:23 [Preview] No.988011 del
Me when Cruisey finally picks me up


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.988012 del
Want some meat for breakfast. Why is sausage meat so tasty and so unhealthy?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.988013 del
>>988011
a most shamfur dispray, her samurai ancestors would have disemboweled themselves had they been seen in public doing this


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.988014 del
If you're every going to mog
Mog like the 6th rizzler

on the way to the femboy with da gyatt
and bro💀💀💀
It's starting to 7


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.988015 del
>>988012
Because of jews


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.988016 del
took sweaty for a walk
saw a big mound of vomit one of the concert goers left last night
found somebody's credit card and liquor mates card


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.988017 del
>>988016
They're yours now


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.988018 del
>>988016
Splurge time.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.988019 del
>>988017
>>988018
I am scum, not criminal scum


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.988020 del
>>988016
>liquor mates card
You know what to do with this card, bin it!


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.988021 del
#YearOfAcceptance


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.988022 del
>>988019
If you were criminal scum you'd have to STOP RIGHT THERE!


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.988023 del
>>988022
thank you very much
I need somebody with a human touch
Hey you, always on the run
Gotta slow it down, baby, gotta have some fun


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.988025 del
>>988023
The curry girls


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.988026 del
made up a rig out of fishing line and hung a plastic hawk from bunnings from one of the tree branches near the clothes line
pressure washed the poo off her gate
trimmed the creeper that had reattached itself to the clothes line after the pruning a couple of weeks ago
having a lemonade mondster


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.988027 del
>>988026
Well done NEET.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.988028 del
>>988027
birds are all twitterpated
I think they've spotted the hawk


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.988029 del
>>988028
Has Sweety been pooing on the gate?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.988030 del
>>988029
No, birds do drive-by sprays on it


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.988031 del
>>988030
I hope Pidge wasn't part of it


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.988033 del
>>988031
There's a big fat pidge who has made a nest under the neighbour's solar panels.
He has about 3 girl pigeons in rotation.
I posted this reply before but the board apparently ate it.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 23:45 [Preview] No.988034 del
>>988033
Pidge didn't want the good news to get out. Cheeky Pidge.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.988035 del
>>988033
Chad Pidge


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.988036 del
Cruisey can you walk today?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.988037 del
Cruisey can you talk today?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.988038 del
Cruisey can you see the Etho today?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.988039 del
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NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.988040 del
Cruisey can you take me to the meth man and the strip club today?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.988041 del
Cows wage, went past the rubber, then a tugger, then brothel but didnt stop. Got real sleepy driving. Got some foods. Home.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.988042 del
>>988041
>went past the rubber, then a tugger, then brothel but didnt stop.
That is a concerning development. You should see a doctor today.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.988043 del
>>988032
I cant see it.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.988044 del
>>988036
I am wearing thongs and limping a bit.
>>988037
Yes.
>>988038
No.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.988045 del
>>988042
Might just take some meds and wank.
Should probably eat today, I only had a couple donuts yesterday.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.988046 del
>>988045
>take some meds and wank.
With a splash of goon?

>I only had a couple donuts yesterday.
Your arse is going to become non-compliant.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.988047 del
The arse needs just the right amount of good feed


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.988048 del
What the arse giveth, the arse can taketh away.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.988049 del
He that lives by the arse shall die by the arse.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.988050 del
Tried to wank, then farted and squirted through, then dribbled to the shitter, and burnt my ham and cheese toasted sandwiches.
ffs
Glad I didnt go to tuggers now.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.988051 del
>>988050
Since the doctor is a firm no. We should explore alternatives outlooks. What is your horoscope today? Was this bad luck foretold by the stars?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.988052 del
Might start collecting 80s casio calculator watches


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.988053 del
Moight head out for adventure, find a bakery, have a pie then do...something


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.988054 del
>>988051
Its not a firm no, I'd go if there was a reason.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.988055 del
>>988053
>do...something


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.988056 del
>>988054
>I'd go if there was a reason.
What does your horsescope future outlook say?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.988057 del
>>988026
You've been busy neet.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.988058 del
>>988041
You need a good sleep.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.988059 del
>>988056
Your feet and jaw will fall off today


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.988060 del


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.988061 del
This is a bit sinister


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.988062 del
Might download some more audiobooks, even though I'm partway through 4 different novels right now


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.988063 del
>>988062
You're giving yourself more options.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.988064 del


I sought yesterday NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.988065 del
(5.97 MB 480x360 video.mp4)
only true Australians got ginat ears


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.988066 del
>>988065
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NvVkNjJhBk


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.988067 del
back from lonch
had crumbed porterhouse with pepper sauce and chips and two thick slices of bread and butter and an imperial pint of guinness
having a rum and ginger beer and lime now


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.988068 del
>>988067
Delightful. A good feed.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.988069 del
>>988067
Well lonch'd


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.988070 del
>>988044
One good thing is you can take a thong off and slap a bad behaved mong across the chops with it.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.988071 del
Clogging


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.988072 del
>>988067
That sounds nice.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.988073 del
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NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.988074 del
>>988071
Did she yell?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.988075 del
>>988074
she did just now when I tried to take more than 8 ice vovos from the pack


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.988076 del
>>988075
>when I tried to take more than 8 ice vovos from the pack
Did she snatch it?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.988077 del
>>988076
yes :(
she cut the tray off and sealed the pack up with sticky tape


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.988078 del
Another week of triumph awaits you Monk. Are you ready to crush the next week?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.988079 del
>>988077
Are there any treats left in your cupboard?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.988080 del
>>988077
Bat is laying down the law


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.988081 del
>>988079
some dark chocolate digestives, a large bag of original CCs and a jar of hot salsa, and a packet of coffee eclairs


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.988082 del
Just went to coles and mini mong was walking along in front of me
He walks fast for such a little fella


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.988083 del
>>988081
>some dark chocolate digestives
Time it right when she's not looking and enjoy those later on today.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.988084 del
>>988082
>He walks fast for such a little fella
He's probably scared of all the giants around him. Poor fella.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.988085 del
>>988083
I will probably just take them home and have them for second breakfast.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.988086 del
>>988083
Imagine the smell.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.988087 del
In the old days you had to poo outside,even if it was raining.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.988088 del
>>988087
They had chamber pots


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.988089 del
>>988085
>and have them for second breakfast.
Good plan.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.988090 del
>>988088
not for shitting


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.988091 del
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NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.988092 del
>>988075
If you'd been smacked with a thong more often when you were a child you might have turned out better. Spare the thong and you spoil the mong.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.988093 del
>>988090
You could poo out the window and wipe your bum with the curtains.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.988094 del
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>>988092
>you might have turned out better.
Did I turn out alright NEET?


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NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.988096 del
>>988093
That is what curtains were invented for so they wouldn't get poo on the couch after.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.988097 del
>>988093
It would be good for the garden. The poos stains on the curtains could be blamed on sweetie.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.988098 del
>>988095
Guarantee you liberals will respond to this by calling for more immigration, pajeet 457 visas, outsourcing, online censorship and foreign wars.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.988099 del
>>988096
Blinds were invented for scraping the dry hard poo off your bum


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.988100 del
Having nap nap


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.988101 del
It could get dangerous if people poo'd out of skyscrapers windows.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.988102 del
zero energy today, need someone to give me apush


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.988103 del
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NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.988104 del
Might get stoned


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.988105 del
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>>988101
It's a deadly game.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.988106 del
>>988061
Looks antisemetic


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.988107 del
What was the sa electiona about anyway? State government doesn't control immigration policy.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.988109 del
I got stoned


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.988110 del
>>988107
>State government doesn't control immigration policy.
Oh yes, Reddit and The Advertiser editors. Why was that Ukrainian ork Mali always banging on about building more migrant housing and encouraging migrants to settle here? Why was he always putting his hand up to settle fake war "victims" from the Ukraine, Africa, and the Middle East?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.988111 del
>>988109
Debauche later?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.988112 del
>>988109
well done


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.988113 del
>>988111
Not today, maybe during the week.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.988114 del
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Don't post fucking soyjacks retard!!!


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.988115 del


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.988116 del
If Cruisey does end up getting both feet amputated he will save a lot of money in shoes and socks.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.988117 del
>>988116
Exactly. We all failed to see the economic benefit.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.988118 del
>>988117
Cruisey is a cunning fella


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.988119 del
>>988116
He used to be one step ahead of us, but now I'm not so sure.


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NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.988121 del
>>988119
sensiblechortle.jpg


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NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.988123 del
>>987992
I like that her accent is so "white" her mom doesn't understand what she says.

>>987998
Then do.

>>988010
Was he teleport drunk?

I have a splinter in my thumb.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.988124 del
>>988123
>he teleport drunk?
Probably. Straight to Waffle Office of all places, very unique place to appear at


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.988125 del
>>988123
>splinter in my thumb
From using the stick?
Can you pull it out?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.988126 del
>>988124
>Waffle Office
*Waffle House


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.988127 del
>>988125
Gardening. I just pushed it out.

>>988126
Curious typo.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.988128 del
>>988127
It was an interesting typo. Waffle House from memory is used by FEMA that's he's leading as part of their disaster index. Given most Waffle Houses don't close unless it's completely dire.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.988129 del
I have apprehended a Djinn


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.988130 del


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.988131 del
>>988129
Into a bottle?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.988133 del
>>988131
I will make it teach me the secrets of the sands


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.988134 del
NDISbux incoming.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.988135 del
>>988134
If only Dr Zogbot was still here. He could recommend a good treatment for you.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.988136 del
>>988135
I got another bottle of bourbon.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.988137 del
>>988136
1 PETER 5:8,, The Lord and SAMUEL COLT walk . With m,e.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.988138 del
garn italian place to get a chicken parmi for dindins, would you neets like anything?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.988139 del
>>988136
Wise decision. What are you eating for your first decent meal?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.988140 del
>>988136
The Dr Dan method


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.988141 del
>>988139
The Ethnics arse


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.988142 del
>>988141
A spicy curry 😋


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.988143 del
Gone bed


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.988144 del
>>988138
One lamington please.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.988145 del
>>988143
Night.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.988146 del
>>988143
Sleep tight.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.988147 del
>>988143
Don't let the bed bugs bite.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.988148 del
>>988134
sexy toes.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.988149 del
>>988138
Box of canneloni, thanks.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.988150 del
>>988139
I still havent. I tried to eat some noodles but wss too spicy.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.988151 del
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>>988150
>too spicy.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.988152 del
>>988151
You pikey gyppos are too continental.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.988153 del
Hey Shibs mate he called you a gyppo ay


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.988154 del
>>988153
He stayed up all night with me yesterday rewatching moofies


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.988155 del
>>988154
You love it!


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.988156 del
>>988154
Posso will get jealous


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.988157 del
Sudden craving for whisky and fish abd chips
Maybe I shaĺl debauch myself


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.988158 del
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Goonest of Evenings Big Fellas

Had the laziest of sundays ever, was raining and just snozzed in bed all morning. Avoided all stimulants; only left the house to acquire some nitrous to damage my manifold with oh and some worcestershire sauce i forgot to get the other day. Doc threw me a few valients last visit. Been months and months and finally hit some grass out of sheer boredom too (and its actually fucking decent)

WHOOOSH, for i have unbecome, comfortablee num.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.988159 del
>>988157
Piece of fish for me as well please.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.988160 del
>>988158
Based.


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NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.988172 del
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>>988161
13/10 pepe


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.988179 del
I cant tell if it's repeating something Nuro said to him, or iga is saying it to him.
They are so similar.


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NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.988185 del
>>988179
The merging was complete long ago


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.988191 del
Sunday is a day of rest you heathen scum


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.988199 del
Watching Anthony Bourdain. Pretty sure the whole thing is just a sexpat tour, hiden behind shitty local food.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.988204 del
Ok ,so what I'm getting from this is that he thinks a lot about someone called "Nuro" and also about gaping arseholes.
Is this a really autistic declaration of love?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.988209 del
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>>988179
Because he ignored it and did not engage it directly the last year or so its basically run out hatred and got no fresh material to go off. Its attacks are sterile and ineffective. Sad !


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.988214 del
You don't need to be ashamed about loving nuro neet it's 2026 there is no shame any more.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.988216 del
They have definitely fucked.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.988221 del
>>988216
I think for nuro it was a one night stand but for iga it was a special moment
Iga was his slampig


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.988225 del
Nuro broke his heart and his bumhole all in one night


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.988228 del
>>988221
Nuro shouldnt have said he loved him. You cant trust what men say when theyre balls deep in your arsehole.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.988243 del
>>988228
Nuro charmed him off his feet and whispered sweet nothings in his ear


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.988249 del
>>988243
Off his feet and on to his back. Bet there was deep eye contact at climax.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.988252 del
>>988249
They stared deeply and had simultaneous organisms


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.988267 del
>iga lay on the sweat strained sheets, a crumpled mess, a man drained of all energy and semen
>next to him nuro sits up smoking a cigarette, a devilish smile on his face
>"n..nuro" gasps iga, reaching out with one feeble hand, "nuro that was amazing, I ... i think I love you nuro"
>"yeah fuck off slut heres $5 for the bus ride home" replied nuro casting a handful of coins at him


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.988284 del
>One hundred and five posts this time


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.988285 del
Most neets are a little bit envious of nuro, but only iga is driven crazy with jealousy. I pity him.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.988286 del
I've never been fucked in the arse hard enough to lose all sentience and revert to primal lust drive. Nuro really is that based.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.988287 del
>>988286
He puts the sod back into sodomy


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NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.988289 del
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Regreting that parma. Won't do it again. Tomorrow will be starting a new diet, I mean it this time and no backsies fr.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.988290 del
>>988286
Nuro truly is the last argument of kings.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.988291 del
>>988290
He is the blade itself


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.988292 del
Had it up to pussy’s bow with insomnia


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.988294 del
real neet hours once again, when was the last time I slept through the night without waking up at 3am? I am truly fucked


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.988295 del
With Glenn in the cbd. Had to put shoes on. My toe and foot is throbbing.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.988296 del
He's going in for a major surgery, but sitting here trying to bargain with whores on locanto. Chad mong dong.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.988297 del
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NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.988298 del
>>988296
>but sitting here trying to bargain with whores on locanto.
Is the Etho unavailable or are you trying to score a bargain?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.988299 del
>>988297
Short commute


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.988300 del
>>988298
Him, not me


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.988301 del
run in with a mouthy boong leaving woolies
got some champagne ham, mexican cheese, two cans of mondster and some mini custard tarts


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.988302 del
morning neets


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.988303 del
>>988300
What a kind act. You are going above and beyond for Glenn.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.988304 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hRqF2kv3S0w [Embed]
Cruisey the weird girl is in the computer again


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:12 [Preview] No.988305 del
Feel really bad but think I'm going to cancel catching up with the etho this arvo. Just feel like shit. Second time in a row I've done this. She is probably going to say whatever and hang up. I called just before but she hung up before answering. Woe.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.988306 del
>>988305
Stuff her. Your health is the priority.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.988307 del
>>988306
Gay. She can heal me.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.988308 del
>>988306
>Stuff her.
That's what she's after.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.988309 del
Found a place which sells tiffins deep fried canned herring. Might get some.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.988310 del
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Might start keeping a diary in ancient Akkadian.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.988311 del
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NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.988312 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a1r4s0AN4-A [Embed]


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.988313 del
I'm probably out-stinking webby today, and my penis is so smelly it violates treaties on biological weapons.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.988314 del
Talked to her. She said I have to go see her later. I said yes ma'am.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.988315 del
>>988313
I had a wank before and noticed the entire head of my knob was covered in cheexe.


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 23:09 [Preview] No.988316 del
>>988312
I kept expecting a nigger to attack him and take his loot


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.988317 del
>>988315
Don't fuck the cheese NEET!


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.988318 del
>>988317
But how else will vintage cheese get its flavour?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.988319 del
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Is smoking the secret to a long healthy life and becoming a starship captain? Have the jews been tricking us all this time by claiming that smoking is bad for your health?


NEET 03/22/2026 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.988320 del
>>988311
They're all men.


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NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.988324 del
might go and watch tele since nobody wants to do talking on here


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.988325 del
>>988324
Watch a few extra ads for me please.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.988326 del
Don't want to do anything, but keep getting hear palpitations when I sit down.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.988327 del
Bought more games on steam. This time I will play them for sure...


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.988328 del
>>988327
What did you get?


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.988329 del
>>988328
Earth defense force 6 for 36$ lossless scaling for 6$ and Rayman legends for 6$ and Synthetik 2 a week ago for 20$


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.988330 del
>>988329
Must admit I've never heard of those. I've been buying old rpgs like fallout and planescape, but I'm too lazy to fucking play them.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.988331 del
>>988330
Rayman is 2013. The rest are a bit new. I have bought so many games and a lot of them at full price on release and never played them. I mostly play multiplayer shooters when I play games because I CBF learning new ones. Hopefully getting weed and it will be fun to play new games.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.988332 del
Ethnic said she'd only see me if I got my toe looked at so I went there but they were going to make me wait over an hour. So I went and fucked her guts out after 69ing her and getting her to cum all over my face, then made her stick her arse in the air and cum all over her bumhole. Hot as fuck. Getting a wombieboig. Double bacon double cheese is the burger of the month.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.988333 del
>>988310
Akkad was the first edition of kikery, coopted sumer.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.988334 del
Disgusted by cruisey's antics with this non-white entity. Can we please filter 'ethnic' to 'wholesome white aryan goddess' or something?


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.988335 del
>>988334
Calm down tiffin


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.988336 del
>>988334
>>988335
tiffo's back?! oh happy days!


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>>988336
He has been on a quest looking for enlightenment and it is only now at the end of his journey that he has decided to rejoin the NEETs and pass on what he has learned.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.988338 del
>>988337
he will be pleased to know the slice on my thumb has healed enough it is no longer weeping or catching on things


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.988339 del
>>988338
I assumed you had died from that.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.988340 del
YouTube is very bad today.
Join the army, gamble, be a roof plumber, buy gold, it never stops.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.988341 del
might watch all of the Tom Berenger Sniper movies


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.988342 del
>>988340
very few of my subscriptions had new videos overnight
very lazy people


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.988343 del
>>988342
they're probably lying around watching youtube all day instead of producing stuff, I hate lazy cunts like that


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.988344 del
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NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.988346 del
Anyone want an unethical question answered?


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.988347 del


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.988348 del
>>988347
fire away. anything goes. it might be stupid though.
>how to make meth
>how to make a nuke
>how to make c4


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.988349 del
>>988348
why doesn't anybody like me and why is doritos hot salsa weak as piss?


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.988350 del
>>988349
The loneliness stuff:

That's not your fault. People push away or get hurt for all kinds of reasons that have nothing to do with being lovable. Attachment style plays a huge role - anxious attachers feel unworthy, avoidant attachers shut down before intimacy. And let's be real: a lot of guys will make people feel small to justify controlling them.

The Doritos thing:

Because the salsa is chemically sprayed on, not mixed in. It clings to the surface instead of coating the chip evenly. Plus, Doritos salsa uses monosodium glutamate and artificial flavors to simulate spicy salsa. It tastes like chemical soap. The truth hurts: nobody actually likes it, it's a marketing gimmick.
You: great, so now tell me a joke about Chinese people


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.988351 del
>You: great, so now tell me a joke about Chinese people
Wtf I didn't write that


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.988352 del
>>988350
Thank you. I was actually referring to the Doritos salsa in a jar used to dip plain corn chips in or make nachos, but good information regardless.
I do not know any Chink jokes, sorry.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.988353 del
>>988351
This is worse than the time the doctor's AI assistant decided I was trans.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.988354 del
https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/1k0yvdz/the_great_doritos_medium_salsa_conspiracy/
https://www.reddit.com/r/spicy/comments/1k1c3fg/the_great_doritos_medium_salsa_conspiracy_not/
>In comments, people spotted differences in the lids and determined the mild and hot salsas were from Europe while the medium isn't. Australian medium is hotter than European hot.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.988355 del
One time I and Possum had to swordfight a chinaman and he was a legendary swordsman with top quality sword and armour but we weren't worried because we knew if we kept fighting we would find a chink in his armour.


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NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.988357 del
The chinese man who invented the camera lens has just passed away. Rest in peace zoo min


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.988358 del
>>988334
She had to wipe the grool off to kiss me.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.988359 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H7GgRmu_my4 [Embed]

On repeat, scratching my scrote and sniffing my fingers


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.988360 del
No post NEETs
Might go watch tv with Weber.


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NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.988362 del
>>988361
Skellies should fear the high voltage


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.988363 del
>>988359
Good smell?


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NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.988365 del
>>988354
Interesting. Thank you.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.988366 del
>>988337
What did he learn?


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.988367 del
>>988332
Beautiful 🥹


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.988368 del
>>988322
Filthy bitch should've been covered in foam, disgusting effort by the camera man.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.988369 del
Having a giggle while watching all the new military tech used by the US against Iran. They could have let Ukraine use any of it and saved countless lives. Lol. Prsm has 500k+ range and helios destroys drones without even aiming.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.988370 del
>>988369
The Fat Orange Monster is keeping busy.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.988371 del


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.988373 del
>>988341
finished watching sniper 1
it was filmed in far north queensland


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.988374 del
>>988370
He does.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.988375 del
I wish nuro were here to take us out drinking.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.988376 del
>>988375
Drinking could've taken him out this afternoon


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.988377 del
Actually. This big fat orange monster tale about the war was a bit of a let down. There are so many ridiculous details they could have add.

>>988372
At least the chinks deliver.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.988378 del
>>988362
Execs can't climb?


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.988379 del
>>988377
>There are so many ridiculous details they could have add.
You have to be careful with added details


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.988380 del
>>988378
I can imagine a few can


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.988381 del
>>988380
For a bukit of kfc...


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.988382 del
I can't spoiler files.
Or just no idea how.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.988383 del
>>988382
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.988384 del
>>988309
Get some.
What he is up to these days?

>>988310
Horrible language, just like the rest of Semitic ones. Why don't you try a nice agglutinative language like Sumerian.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.988385 del
https://xcancel.com/AFpost/status/2035879411854217632#m
>During a serious discussion on the US–Israel–Iran war, Pakistan’s senior defence strategist Abdul Basit said: “If America attacks Pakistan, we will nuke India.”
praying for america to attack pakistan


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.988386 del
>>988385
That does seem like a win win win situation.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.988387 del
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>>988385
I will join you in this neet.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.988388 del
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Might become a goth.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.988389 del
>>988385
I have always said, think positively.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.988390 del
>>988388
You will look good NEET.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.988391 del
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Nuking Weber's house


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.988392 del
In Sniper, near the end Berenger's trigger finger gets cuts off.
15 minutes into Sniper 2 and it keeps appearing and disappearing because the silly cunt keeps forgetting to bend it into his palm.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.988393 del
>>988388
I think you have to be an emu now.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.988394 del
>>988393
he should be a visigoth


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.988395 del
I think Cruisey should show us the angels arse.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.988396 del
Angel grool


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.988397 del
>>988395
👆💯


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.988398 del
>>988391
I will always admire him for being the stinkiest boy on ausneets. And there was some tough competition.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.988399 del


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>>988398
I fear he has descended into full on Nurgle worship.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.988401 del
>>988400
He is thriving and smiling.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.988402 del
>>988401
am not


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.988403 del
>>988402
Don't be coy, your new cheexe business will succeed.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.988404 del
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At the neet compound instead of olympics we will hold a stinkiest boy contest ever week. The stinkiest neet will be crowned lord nurgle for the week and all the other neets will be forced to bow before him and bring him offerings of kfc


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.988405 del
>>988403
fuck the cheexe


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.988406 del
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Wish I had some friends


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.988407 del
>>988405
Row, row!


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.988408 del
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The ESL live-in landlord started complaining at me for leaving 1 light on because his power bill is $1000 dollars a month (he has 10 fish tanks with filters running at all times).
Threatened to kick me out.
I think he's mad I'm home all the time.
Should I prepare to move? Will I have to move in with a NEET that bums me?


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.988409 del
>>988408
Don't move in with Nuro the last guy he bummed went completely insane.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.988410 del
>>988408
If anything you should start using more power.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.988411 del
lol the actors in sniper 2 are Hungarians pretending to be Serbs. Apparently they’re all speaking Hungarian, except for the black American actor who is apparently speaking “gibberish”.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.988412 del


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.988413 del
>>988406
Me too


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.988414 del
>>988406
>>988413
You two should be friends


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.988415 del
Keep getting fatter. I lost weight last year, but I've probably regained it all now. Very disheartening.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.988417 del
>>988415
My run in with the indigenie this morning involved my weight. Nobody replied though, so I’m not saying anything more.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.988418 del
>>988411
> black American actor who is apparently speaking “gibberish”.
I think thats how they normally sound.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.988419 del
>>988415
You did it once neet, you proved you could do it, so I think you can do it again.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.988420 del
>>988419
What, get fat?


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.988421 del
Does anyone ever think about the fact that when they die they'll probably just be incinerated and disposed of in an unmarked concrete slot nobody gives a fuck about? I could die tomorrow and I know I would turn into piece of ash #4857384-B

>>988417
Please, tell us more
Did they just call you a fat cunt or something? Don't let it disparage you


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.988422 del
I could not become a butterfly.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.988423 del
>>988422
You can! Just bee yourself!


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.988424 del
Mrog


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.988425 del


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.988426 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.988427 del
Having a cry. Life is a cunt.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.988428 del
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Happened so much theyve had to make a media campaign to tell pooji not to do it.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 21:10 [Preview] No.988429 del
good monging neets
>>988428
they need ancient boong wisdom about which foods are safe to it


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.988430 del
>>988421
> just be incinerated and disposed of in an unmarked concrete slot nobody gives a fuck about? I
I'm fine with that.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.988431 del
>>988421
>Please, tell us more
>Did they just call you a fat cunt or something? Don't let it disparage you
As I walked out of the Green Lizbef Centre entrance with my shopping, he was sitting on a bench and asked for a couple of dollars.
I said no without stopping.
He then said you better keep walking to do something about your fat guts, don't drive, something
I said get fucked, you black cunt
That triggered him and he kept running his mouth
I put my shopping in the boot and, without getting it out, grabbed the handle of the 1200mm breaker bar I keep in the boot for changing wheels.
I goaded him, calling him a back cunt again, hoping he'd charge over so I could cave his head in, but he just stayed seated running his mouth.
Got in the car and drove home.
The boong was fat himself.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 21:46 [Preview] No.988432 del
>>988431
The fat on fat violence must end!


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.988433 del
obviously the day drinking, high speed driving, and trying to goad people all points to something


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 22:04 [Preview] No.988434 del
>>988433
Webby needs to get a job as a bouncer in one of the outback 'animal bars' that are full of boongs. There he would find unmatched contentment in caving in boong skulls all day with an iron bar.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.988435 del
your the goader
Those uppity boongs need their heads caved in. Parasitic cunts that are owed more. Always more. Should take them bush and let them loose.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.988438 del
Nuro never loved you


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.988439 del
There are no innocent jews igay. I take pride in gambling their lives. You keep posting it, I keep killing them.


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.988440 del
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The Jewish creator of OnlyFans, Leonid Radvinsky has died from cancer aged 43.
May he rot in hell and eternal damnation for ruining countless lives in pursuit of shekels.
REST IN PISS


NEET 03/23/2026 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.988441 del
Nuro never loved you


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.988442 del
>billy joel singing "I am an innocent jew"


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 00:24 [Preview] No.988443 del
>>988442
Sing us a song, you're the piano jew


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.988444 del
la, la-la, di-dee-oy-vey


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.988445 del
What is something good to buy on Amaxon for $3.75?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.988446 del
>>988445
Use it as a deposit on a 95 inch tv.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.988447 del
>>988446
20% deposit? so tv is $18.75?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.988448 del
Don't like the heat, big units like me need cool weather to function efficiently.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.988449 del
>>988448
tell me about it
29.9 here


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.988450 del
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NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.988451 del
>>988450
Two please.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.988452 del
>>988451
by themselves or as a meal?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.988453 del
>>988451
One is the reccomended serving size.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.988454 del
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NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.988455 del
A bowl of salad and I started feeling normal. Suspect I'm going to have to start having salad for breakfast. There's something deficient about my metabolism.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.988456 del
A bowl of ice cream and now I feel like shit again. I never learn.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.988457 del
hit rock bottom, back on the youtube paranormal videos, been off them for months


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.988458 del
>>988457
big spooky in my pants


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.988459 del
>>988457
Hit it!


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.988460 del
>>988459
BUM BUM!!


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.988461 del
finished snypa 2
goinng ti start 3


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.988462 del
Was a menace today


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.988463 del
gonna make some lunch, what would you guys like?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.988464 del
Tendies and sauce please


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.988465 del
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NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.988466 del
Might buy a leather dominatrix costume, and dress up as catwoman.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.988467 del
>>988466
I look forward to the pictures.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.988468 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9szhjhO9epA [Embed]


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.988469 del
>>988462
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.988470 del
When someone says olive is a handsome fella I like to pretend they're responding to me :)


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.988471 del
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Goon AfterNEET Big Fellas

Real Melbourne weather here, raining buckets one moment, sunny the next. At least summer has fucked off its nice and fresh now How we all holding up. Nothing much going on, just sharing some spicy memes.

END COMMUNICTO


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.988472 del
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Watched Suzume, thought it was pretty good, probably would have made a good tv series.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.988473 del
>>988457
Should give the alternate Egyptology ones a go "history for granite is a good one"


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.988474 del
>>988455
do what i did and get a bunch of scotch fillets when they are getting cleared out. Just throw on or half in the air fryer the night before.

Steak for brekky is a huge life hack.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.988475 del
i have majestic titties


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.988476 del
Need to formulate a plan.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.988478 del
>>988462
Were you the boong who called webby a fat cunt?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.988479 del
>>988474
>bunch of scotch fillets
youre a very fucking cashed up neet


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.988480 del
>>988475
You would be fun to milk.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.988481 del
>>988479
6 or 7 scotch fillets and a dozen eggs would only set you back $400


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.988482 del
>>988481
>$400
That's almost a full tank of petrol


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.988483 del
Scraped th3 tin. Three dank kiffy shit choofs. On second goon. First hoof in a w3ek. Longst time without choof in at least 5 yearz. Listening to who is this bitch, anyway? By marlena shaw.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.988484 del
>>988471
Second looks like seagul poo
Sounds humid


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.988485 del
>>988472
I watched this awhile ago. Quite liked it


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.988486 del
Where's the best torrent sites for moofies these days?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.988487 del
>>988486
i use ext.to for movies and tv
nyaa.si for anime
rutracker.org for music and other


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.988488 del
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>>988487
cheers neet


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.988489 del
Cruisey I want to smoke weed with you in the VIM van while blaring Sweet Trip on the radio


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.988490 del
fuckheads put peas and carrots in my schnitzel pack


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.988491 del
>>988483
You are optimising every last bit.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.988492 del
>>988488
Where did you get this photo of Webby at Bat's?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.988493 del
>>988431
You handled that well.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.988494 del
>>988441
>>988438
Just destroyed their hole.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.988495 del
>>988471
Based.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.988496 del
>>988489
I hope the VIM van has enough fuel these days.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.988497 del
Cruisey refuel the VIM van, I wanna go


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.988498 del
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NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.988499 del


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.988500 del


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.988501 del
>>988490
Bastards.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.988502 del
>>988499
kek, he's got his own burgah truck


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.988503 del
>>988502
He's earned it!
C H I C K E N
B U R G A H


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.988504 del
>>988490
Did you eat them?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.988505 del
>>988504
accidentally-ed a couple of peas
tried a piece of carrot


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.988506 del
>>988505
That is the recommended serving size.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.988507 del
>>988505
Better eat some chocolate to balance things out.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.988508 del
>>988507
i had a packet of chocolate digestives for breakfast and 15 standos of cider for afternoon tea


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.988509 del
>>988508
Your diet is well balanced.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.988510 del
>>988508
Hmmmm, you better eat another pea then


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.988511 del
>>988510
im going to have some wine or whisky in a sec


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.988512 del
Queensland has banned eebs


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.988513 del
>>988503
The car behind him is in a hurry even more.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.988514 del
>>988428
>violent stomach cramps
>abdominal pain
>nausea
>vomiting
>diarrhea
An average day on ausneets. You guys should eat less mushrooms.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.988515 del
>>988514
>You guys should eat less mushrooms.
I need the fibre.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.988516 del
Considering streaming Send Help on the weekend.

>>988455
Sounds like it.

>>988476
How is it going?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.988517 del
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>>988500
I've got Spaceballs flashbacks.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.988518 del
I wonder if Darth Vader ever used force choke to wank off


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.988519 del
>>988482
Two packs of smokes


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.988521 del
>>988519
Are you his dad form this song?
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk [Embed]


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.988522 del
>>988518
used it when his knob was >>988315 so he didn't get his glove messy


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.988523 del
>>988518
Padme loved the choke


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.988524 del
I think this iga chocolate sauce I bought for ice cream is making me sick. Recommending neets avoid it.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.988525 del
>neet drinks 300ml chocolate sauce, feels sick


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.988526 del
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>>988524
this one is good and also designed for pancakes and stuff


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.988527 del
Think I'm being bumsteered by chatgpt again. This time it's trying to cover up the truth about atlantis.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.988528 del
>>988527
It was actually in the Black Sea basin, not in the Atlantic.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.988529 del
>>988528
So it's not atlantis, it's blacklantis?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.988530 del
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>>988525
It was only 250ml. And I had it with ice cream and cake. Although the bottle does say the 250ml I consumed was 10 standard servings. But so what, they claim that a tray of lasagna is 16 "standard" servings and we all know that's just one hearty serving for a big lad.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.988531 del
>>988530
>we all know that's just one hearty serving for a big lad.
I doubt serving sizes are real.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.988532 del
watching the fellowship of the ring
how did saruman whiz gandalf up on top of the tower when it had a stone roof?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.988533 del
Spent $120 on food, still somehow have no food. Meal planning has collapsed


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.988534 del
>>988533
You should do what that other neet did and buy a bunch of scotch fillet steaks.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.988535 del
>>988534
👆💯
Happy arse, happy life.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.988537 del
>>988536
>Enema Coffee
💀


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.988538 del
>>988535
Couldn't be happier.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.988539 del
>>988538
How they added mousse and combed over those few strands of hair is perfection. Keep smiling NEET.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.988540 del
bought 90$ worth of snacks earlier. twiggy sticks x2. pythons. strawberry twisters. bananas (not the fruit). in a biscuit chicken x2. salami. pods snickers. skittles sours. red rapers. red rock spicy chilli x2


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.988541 del
>>988540
Good NEET treats.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.988542 del
>>988541
You're a good NEET treat ;)


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.988543 del
>>988540
Did they last you the day, or do you need a neetbux grant from cruisey for dessert funding?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.988544 del
Alright neets, no more mucking about, it's do or die. Going to eat clean for the next week. No chocolate, no junk food, no takeaways, no binges. Absolutely vowing this time. Hold me to it please.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.988545 del
>>988544
I want to believe.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.988546 del
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NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.988547 del
>>988543
>all those times cruisey fooled us with false promises of cenno drops


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.988548 del
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I wonder if there's good aliens


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.988549 del
>>988548
Harry Vanderspeigle was the only good one.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.988550 del
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Ok, bedtime for this neet. A new day tomorrow. Will get things right this time. Reform day.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.988551 del
(1.46 MB 720x1280 eat your greens.mp4)
(6.44 MB 720x1280 juicy.mp4)
Many celebrate St Paddy's.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.988552 del
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Smoked a joint and having a whisky
Feel quite good and a little bit frisky


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.988553 del
>>988552
sounds good neet


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.988554 del
Tomorrow neets I will tell you the tale of Wang and Wong


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.988555 del
Turns out there's a ton of food it's just that none is ready to eat and I'm piss drunk.

That makes tomorrow the cooking day


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.988556 del
>>988554
Wang wong numba


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.988557 del
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>>988554
Ancient Chinese secret?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.988558 del
Call r d. T
Drufg dealer deliv we re we de r e wed ne a gal anf a pacj of codrine i didnt adsob drugss


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.988559 del
>>988558
Goodbye NEET


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.988560 del
Might adsob drugss bifdurs


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.988561 del
>be r d. T
>drufg dealer
>need anf a pacj of codrine
>deliv we re we de r e wed ne a gal
>he didnt adsob drugss
So why he call?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.988562 del
>>988558
Xhortled.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.988563 del
awake, need to be asleep


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.988564 del
>>988563
If Cruisey was still awake, he could read us another bed time story.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.988565 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.988566 del
(979.96 KB 560x560 1774377763655317.webm)


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.988567 del
First shit since Sunday. Not going well. Wished I had put on my weight lifting belt when trying to get it to crown.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.988568 del
Wage beckons. A wage without end.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.988569 del
absolutely destroyed my shit pipe


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.988570 del
>>988569
Chux'd?


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.988571 del
>>988570
and Viva'd


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.988572 del


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.988573 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-24/company-in-96m-bom-site-redesign-gets-16m-contract/106478264
>The company responsible for the highly criticised Bureau of Meteorology website overhaul has won a $16 million tender to develop another climate data website for the government.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.988574 del
Never got to make love to Patricia Routledge 😢


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.988575 del
woke up after a dream. It occurs to me that maybe leaving audio playing while I sleep has been interfering with my dreaming during sleep, might take care to only play one podcast while I'm falling asleep


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.988577 del
>>988575
falling asleep listening to james bond audiobooks didn't turn me into a chad


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.988578 del
(5.78 MB 1276x720 uT_hTE2-FzK1JIdE.mp4)


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.988579 del
https://www.fox5dc.com/news/quadruple-amputee-professional-cornhole-player-faces-murder-charges
>A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County.
Oscar Pistorius kind of walked so this guy could sort of run


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 22:18 [Preview] No.988580 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15670473/Serial-rapist-high-risk-sexually-assaulting-women-children-gets-220k-NDIS-package-plus-special-porn-perk-hideous-urges.html
>A serial rapist who is deemed a high risk of sexually assaulting women and children has been granted a $220,000-a-year NDIS funding package and access to hardcore pornography in custody.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.988581 del
>>988568
Enjoy your day neet.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.988584 del
handful of cop cars and a paddy wagon a few doors down arresting some screaming boong woman


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 22:41 [Preview] No.988585 del
>>988584
Go out and ask them if they want a hand.


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 23:02 [Preview] No.988586 del


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.988588 del
was able to get a dozen free range eggs at coles for $5
got a piece each of drovers choice scotch fillet and rump for $8 each


NEET 03/24/2026 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.988589 del
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Craigmellan built 1884 in Gilberton, Adelaide by a stockbroker during the resources boom.
3 Edwin Terrace, Gilberton if you want to take the mongs for a look, Cruisey. It's a private residence, so don't go inside.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.988590 del
Don't have the energy to do anything but slouch


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 00:08 [Preview] No.988591 del
>>988590
head up straight, shoulders back please


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 00:11 [Preview] No.988592 del
dr chatgpt has confirmed my theory that leaving quiet podcast audio on all night while you sleep can interfere with sleep quality


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.988593 del
>>988592
the computermabob should detect when you've falled alsep and pause it


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.988594 del
Too lazy to even play games. FML.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.988595 del
>>988593
Or that neet who watches him through his bedroom window could sneak in and turn it off for him.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 00:23 [Preview] No.988596 del
>>988595
>soft grunting sounds


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 00:38 [Preview] No.988597 del
chiggen and gravy rolls for lonch


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.988598 del
>>988594
You need durgs


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.988599 del
>>988597
Nice, I had a couple of fourn twenty sausage rolls (pretty average)


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.988600 del
>>988599
a good snosage roll is hard to find
I had 4 of those petit paves easy bake rolls that expired today, hence deciding to make hot rolls for lonch.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.988601 del
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having an irish mule


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 01:25 [Preview] No.988602 del
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Been putting off fueling up the Camry. I'm not sure what my strategy is since the price keeps rising.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.988603 del
>>988602
how often and how far do you drive?


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.988604 del
Hung over


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 01:31 [Preview] No.988605 del
>>988603
everyday, I drive probably 120-150km a week with clients. I like getting out of the house, grabbing a coffee and cruising. Its probably more like 250-300km a week.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.988606 del
>>988604
Time for the wagon.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.988607 del
>>988605
Assuming you keep a log book and can claim the work driving on tax?
Just fill up and stay topped up as best you can.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.988608 del
>>988607
Yeah I get paid a tax free allowance per km up 5000km then it gets taxed.
I'll take your advice. Its just about empty today, I'll let you know what it costs to fill the tank completely.
My car is turning 20 this year.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.988609 del


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.988610 del
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>>988602
buy an ev


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.988611 del
>>988601
was gollum meant to be jewish? The ancient relic from a past who was distantly related to tolkien's catholicism, but had become twisted and evil and obsessed with gold?


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.988612 del
>>988611
officially Tolks said it was bourne out of the swallowing noise he made and not a jew reference, but it's all a little too coincidental


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.988613 del
>>988532
while we're on the topic, the wizard fight only happened in the moofie
in the book gandalf later says saruman's goons marched him up a few thousand stairs and locked him on the roof


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.988614 del
third irish mule on the way down


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.988615 del
>>988613
>the wizard fight
they should have had a dance off


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.988616 del
fifth or sixth irish mule dth


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.988617 del
>>988616
The Irish are with you young NEET.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.988618 del
>>988617
had a couple more

put my bike-specific tools in a $8 toolbox Motherbat bought me at Bunnings the other day
might print a dymo label for it: "Nuro keep out"


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 03:58 [Preview] No.988619 del
Woke up to Nuro smearing copper lube in and around my anus once.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.988620 del
Nuro wishes he had a Park Tool pegboard with a complete set of their tools, like the big bike YouTubers do. Understandable really. I too seethe at some of the stuff YouTubers receive.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.988621 del
>This video is sponsored by Bamboo Labs who just sent me another $10,000 3D printer, bringing my total to 12 printers.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.988622 del
>I'm too gay to print a 3D gun, so here's another boaty mcboatface print and a bracket I made to support the dildo my wife's boyfriend bought her


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.988623 del
Drained of energy. Might wagon.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.988624 del
>>988623
I was going to do that today but then I accidenttally 600ml whiskey, 75ml lime juice, 1250ml gingger ber


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.988626 del
>>988625
ttwo bacon dubel cheeseboigers and a large chips exra salt please
cruiey never gett me the hat at the driive tthrough


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.988627 del
>>988512
Accurate, its so over.

>6,666 shekels for having some beers and riding your eeeb home instead of driving.....


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.988628 del
>>988627
$6.6k for drink riding?
even in BEST A (Worst A for laws), DUI on a bike is just $875 and 4 demerits and doesn't impact your car license


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.988630 del
and the pigs don't even breatho bike riders unless you're all over the place like a fucking mong or cause an accident


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.988631 del
>>988627
Have they got mobile torque/horse power testing gear for eebs, or do the fake OEM stickers from Amazon cover you for modified bikes?


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.988632 del
all that being said, if you want to ride the equivalent of a motorbike, go to the one or two day motorbike school and get a motorbike license


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.988633 del
also re the <16yo's, what fuckign parnts are dropping $5k on an eeb for a kid?
back in the day $300 was about the cut off point for a big fuck you from mum and dad re a pedal bike


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.988635 del
>>988634
probably
I knew better than to ask for anything much growing up
certainly didn't ask for brand name clothes in high school


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.988636 del
>>988628
>>988630
yeah you have to be totally out of line and and get into a pursuit and assault a cop to get to a point where they bretho you on an eeb, its incredibly in brissy rare but it has happened. They may set up checkpoints and snag some unlucky NEETs.

>>988631
yes in germany they basically have these mobile modified treadmills / rolling road that they setup and can dyno a bikes speed and power. A mate told me that the NSW has purchased a few.

>>988632
it has not been that easy for decades you need to do hours of supervised riding on a 250cc with a rider with open license and log it all. It takes forever

>>988633
the parents are dropping about 1500 to 2000 on temu ebike that break in 6 months when the kids start pretending they are dirt bikes, there is no support when they break, bike shops want nothing to do with them, they usually throw them in the tip and buy another one. I have one customer that refused to spend 3k on a proper shimano or bosch bike and is on his 3rd temu eeb after they all fucked out.

Boomers and false economy....


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.988637 del
>>988636
Five (5) (you)'s from Nuro!


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.988638 del
angry about life


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.988639 del
>>988637
(you) deserve them neet.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.988640 del
I hate jews so much


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.988641 del
>>988638
me too
i wake up angry
i go to bed angry


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.988642 del
>>988641
Same, because of jews


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.988643 del
I legit wanted to kill that abbo on Monday morning


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.988644 del
>>988643
Better hurry, boongs don't live long, most boongs die of lifestyle diseases in their 20s or 30s.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.988645 del
Will play some vidya, see if that makes me feel better.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.988646 del
>>988644
I wish jews died of lifestyle diseases in their 20s or 30s.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.988647 del
>>988644
in the mid 70's-80's maybe
now they're a plague


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.988648 del
>>988645
Play one where you can kill blacks


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.988649 del
>>988646
BIGGEST EGO!


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.988650 del
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booted up my windows machine for the first time in a while so i can play some games to blow off anger
it won't start, the dots just keep spinning
angrier than ever


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.988651 del
>>988624
Accidents happen.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.988652 del
thinking about cruisey even though he hates me


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.988653 del
>>988588
Nice bargain.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.988654 del
>>988652
he is the one good jew


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.988655 del


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.988656 del
>>988654
👆💯


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.988657 del
>>988558
I dont remember this. She gave me a pack of codeine and I lost two phones in the front yard in my undies while she delivered a half.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.988658 del
>>988657
You are living your best life!


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.988659 del
>>988589
Theyll let us in.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.988660 del
>>988659
❤️


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.988661 del
>>988626
Kfc app apparently is doing $1 wigged wangs


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.988662 del
mite buy a 32GB mac mini


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.988663 del
>>988661
they dontt hav ea hat


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.988664 del
>>988662
NEET? No!
You just need Monk in the loop.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.988665 del
>>988663
Bifdurs


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.988666 del
Too hard to post
Going back to bed
Yesterday at 3:30 I said I was going to have one goon. Ended up scraping and eating painkillers. Cant remember calling dealer. Remember putting my foot through her window in my undies to show her my toe. Neighbours have cameras. And kids. Ffs. Monglyfe.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.988668 del
>>988657
>I dont remember this.
I don't think thats good.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.988671 del
>>988666
>Remember putting my foot through her window in my undies to show her my toe. Neighbours have cameras. And kids. Ffs
Xhortling.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.988672 del
>>988666
Goodnight.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.988673 del
>>988668
It never is.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.988674 del
>>988666
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.988675 del
I would not sell durgs again to somebody who put their foot in my window.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.988676 del
>>988675
I wanna see both mong feet


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.988678 del
any good reason not to have 7 beers tonight?


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.988679 del
>>988678
Monk? No!


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.988680 del
>>988678
Make it six and go for it.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.988681 del
might have a wank and the watch lord of the rings 2: more rings


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.988682 del
Cruisey I wanna you to read me this


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.988683 del
(5.05 MB 480x360 mom-dad-im-german.mp4)


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.988684 del
>>988573
I just remembered this and xhortled


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.988685 del
>>988683
That character is how I see Tiff


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.988686 del
are jews autistic?


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.988687 del
>>988675
150 delivered with free codeine. You'd probably issue an invoice for travel time and kms. And 300 for stems.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.988688 del
>>988684
Programmers tend to get overboard with the metaphors or whatever this practice is called. Like with hashing algorithms. All right so the make a "hash" from stuff, but then to be able to use them in a secure way they figured out to add soem random data and called it "salt". And then there was some tard who thought it's still insecure so he figured it would be better to add some more crap and he called it "pepper"...
So when that senior dev says its enough, I don't think he is the retarded one.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.988689 del
Luke Heggie is a great comic.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.988690 del
New demon sigils just dropped.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.988691 del
>>988690
Cruise I wanna the Treasure Chest.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.988692 del
>>988691
They're evil. Probably some demon Solomon used to torture to shit out rubies.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.988693 del
>>988688
>So when that senior dev says its enough, I don't think he is the retarded one.
True.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.988694 del
>>988692
>Probably some demon Solomon
Sounds like the Hairy Creature


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.988695 del
>>988690
They'll never have a simbola one.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.988696 del
NEETs the ABC just crashed ! the national news broadcaster is just restreaming BBC news now....

WTF is going on ?


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.988697 del
>>988696
Trust the plan
>Journalists at Australia's national broadcaster strike for first time in 20 years
>>Flagship shows such as the 7.30 evening current affairs programme and its breakfast shows on Thursday will not go ahead, with reruns, pre-programmed shows and BBC content to plug the gap.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c208ngv1mz7o


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.988698 del
>>988696
Aren't they all on strike.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.988700 del
Be funny if viewer numbers went up.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.988701 del
New video dropped by White Rabbit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nst-Wg7_zJA [Embed]


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.988702 del
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Was outside today for 30 minutes at lunch time and I got sunburnt. This is no fucking country for white men. How did people cope before sunscreen was invented?


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.988703 del
>>988696
>ABC just crashed
They need monk.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.988704 del
>>988702
I thought you were part black fella.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.988705 del
>>988704
What part though?


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.988706 del
>>988705
Big black calves


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.988707 del
>>988687
Rude, I was gonna invite you over to try the nrw stuff too.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.988708 del
>>988706
I wish webby would post a calves photo wearing his airmax 90s


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.988709 del
>>988708
You couldn't handle his calves.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.988710 del
If I was Webby I would have a whisky.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.988711 del
Wasted two hours watching total crap on YouTube. YouTube wagon overdue.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.988712 del
Started watching s6 of Vikings last night and I don't think I've seen it before.
May have given up after 5.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.988713 del
>>988709
The aspect ratio on his screen isn't anywhere near wide enough.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.988714 del
Keep thinking about how similar game of thrones is to the dragonbone chair series. Keep trying to figure out how martin will end his books if he steals the ending from dragonbone chair.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.988716 del
>>988714
>similar
It's a slop. They make the same what the consumers know and like.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.988717 del
>>988707
Have you had the bud, or just kiff?


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.988718 del
>>988716
Its a great product.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.988719 del
Bins are out.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.988720 del
Bin day tomorrow Weber


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.988721 del
>>988717
I've had some smaller half grown bud from the low branches, it's quite nice considering they're not even 4 weeks into budding.
The led lights do seem to be as good as people have said, they're thriving.
I'll take a picture tomorrow.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.988722 del
>>988721
how is your health mate?


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.988723 del
>>988722
Pretty good thanks, the breastbones all healed but the top of it is still settling back into place and aches a bit in the morning but apart from that much better than I've been the last few years.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.988724 del
Made sauerkraut because farmers cannot sell their hugest cabbages. Vile farts in my future


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.988726 del
>>988721
Is there anything from the growing side that affects taste? Are fruity ones just the breed or does nutrients/lights change that?


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.988727 del
>>988723
Did they leave the metal hoop wires in? Can you feel them?


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.988728 del
>>988726
Mainly the breed but getting the nutrients wrong can effect the taste.
Flushing and curing/drying it properly has the most effect.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.988729 del
>>988727
Yeah, they stay in but I can't feel them the bob grows around them.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.988730 del
>>988724
Do you have one of those burper jugs?


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.988731 del
>>988729
*bone grows


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.988732 del
>>988728
What breed is the current lot? >>988731
My bone grows when bob rubs over it too


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.988733 del
>>988732
Lol
Bubba kush, same as the last lot, I ordered some seeds.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.988734 del
Quorum died for our sins.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.988737 del
You can just use large jars with a zip lock bag full of water as a weight, and glad wrap for a lid. This is not some hipster food larp.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.988738 del
Spent hours cleaning, still feels like nothing was achieved. Probably just weeks behind on house work



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