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The loneliness stuff:

That's not your fault. People push away or get hurt for all kinds of reasons that have nothing to do with being lovable. Attachment style plays a huge role - anxious attachers feel unworthy, avoidant attachers shut down before intimacy. And let's be real: a lot of guys will make people feel small to justify controlling them.

The Doritos thing:

Because the salsa is chemically sprayed on, not mixed in. It clings to the surface instead of coating the chip evenly. Plus, Doritos salsa uses monosodium glutamate and artificial flavors to simulate spicy salsa. It tastes like chemical soap. The truth hurts: nobody actually likes it, it's a marketing gimmick.
You: great, so now tell me a joke about Chinese people