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>>985338
Excellent thread neet. I had this image and title on my list of future thread editions. We have reached the stage where I no longer have to post the list.

>>985338
We should all start rejecting our dole and pension money in protest!!!!!!!!!

>>985341
Cruisey takes mine as soon as it hits my bank account.

>>985343
That’s the spirit, you cheeky scamp!

>>985342
Cruisey is all tear and no share these days.

Who are you voting for?

>>985345
He told me my $200 allowance would be delayed a while due to a choof related emergency.

>>985346
Possum

>>985346
The man in the roof.

>>985346
Motherbat

>>985348
The only candidate who embodies those good old fashioned virtues this country was built on.

Zesty can you please put an apostrophe in "Let's" in the OP?

Why do we need an apostraphe?

australian sons let us rejoice
for we are fat and ungovernable

>>985353
let's is the contraction of let us

let us being the proposal to become ungovernable

>>985351
A vote for Possum is a vote for decency!

>>985356
Are you suggesting Motherbat is indecent?

Sticking it to the man does sound rather gay tbh.

>>985357
Only when compared to Posso.

>>985358
You well know what happens Thursday nights.

>>985360
That's just Council Business it's not gay if it's Council Business.

Might become a WitchTok influencer

>>985360
I just trimmed my fingernails.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/internal-investigation-underway-after-nab-worker-takes-own-life-at-melbourne-headquarters/news-story/f7b425477cd15aa7e8864b0c2d0a9104
based

>>985361
The council worked on my manhole once.

>>985352
yes. would it be worth it to add the old thread link to the previous thread?

>>985366
I think so.

>>985366
I think you should consult nuro over such a momentous decision.

>>985363
They look very pretty.

Is nuro ungovernable?

What do I do about sleep problems neets? Can they really be overcome or am I just monged for life?

>>985371
Try twinings live well sleep camomile,passionflower and lavender with valerian root tea. a mate swears by it. never tried it.

>>985371
I believe they can be overcome, but you will have to fix all of the aspects of your life contributing to the sleep problem. I.e. physical health, mental health, working/keeping busy enough to actually become tired, etc

Old Hiby R3Pro saber on the right and the new Hiby R3 Pro II on the left. THe old one got repaired for free even though it was years out of warranty. They said it was an inductor that got broken when I dropped it. They updated the firmware too and i am gonna try a factory reset of the new one because the bluetooth is shit annoying and doesnt persist with my devices. The old one you cant get anymore and its tiny compared to the pro II which is a chonker.

>>985374
Having had them for some time now, do you recommend them?

>>985375
i dont know what to tell u, neet. phone fags who stream AI music wouldnt get it. THe Ipod was the first but Hiby R3's are the best. There is sum ting wong with the bluetooth on the firmware of the new one tho. I cant get it to connect to my car stereo even though the old R3 will.

Might publish an far right themed colouring book for pre-schoolers.

>>985377
I was almost indoctrinated by some catholics peddling their religion when I was in grade 1. They said it should join "Joy Club" and they would read me stories. But their stories were boring as shit and shortly after that I found the library and books about Allies v Naxis. Naturally the Naxis had the best planes and drip so i basically indoctrinated myself. I was about 5.

Very strange posts today.
Like a crazy person is talking to himself.

>>985378
ungovernable

>>985380
>>985379
Next edition will have to be behave edition

>>985374
Is the touch screen good to use in a car? I have a surfans f20 and it has all physical buttons. It has bluetooth to and from it too.

>>985382
I only use the buttons on the hiby when im driving. The big screen is pretty sweet tho when you are looking for a album or thru the ablum to find tracks.

That NEET who was seeing a girl stopped posting updates.

>>985386
01:30am in the morning is a totally normal meeting time

>>985384
maybe the girl turned invisible

>>985389
epic story 100 years in the making

>>985391
I'm glad the proprietor made good on a joke sign.

>>985392
got viral publicity. Well worth it.

I got five free packets of sauce at Guzmans because Nuro accompanied me and I paid for his order, once.

>>985394
What kind of sauce?

Buderim ginger refresher (sugar free) is good cordigal.

Might enroll at chilton preparatory school

>>985396
You know what's better than cordial for refreshment? Come on down to your closest cellar and search my stock of low-low priced beverages for what you really need. A .5% discount on any bottle with a label that's scuffed or peeling.

had a 20 minute nap, feeling much perkier, might do something with the remains of the day

>>985399
jeet was going for the cops gun and the other guy just stands there.

>>985401
yep
seppo cops would have blasted him at that point
jeet tested positive for meth at a heavy vehicle checking station in nsw

The other chud probably thought he wasnt allowed to help restrain the jeet but getting fired for helping restrain him would not stand up in court. IMHO.

>>985403
Those Sikhs also carry a knife (with religious exemption because double standards are great), so one of them should arguably have been gun out before attempting the arrest.

>>985403
Even the one in the tussle seemed to hold out as long as possible, when he could have just kicked jeet's legs out from under him and let him smack his head on the concrete.

>>985404
You can see the fog of war right there. The other guy is distracted on the phone and cant see shit escalating. He is prioritizing the other guy on the phone over the deteriorating situation on the ground. Its something to do with digital brain where they phone guy is in digital land, not IRL.

Hyper vigilance is not a mental disorder.

>>985405
The jeet was a big boy and methed out and so formidiable. I feel sorry for the cop though he is a bit of a unit too.

Solved the hiby dropping bluetooth after 30 seconds issue by fiddling around with the standby and sleep settings. Winning.

>>985407
They should've just dropped him. Completely replaceable at low cost. 1.4 billion more where he came from.

>>985409
We do things according to the law here. That includes arresting meth users causing a danger.

I for one only get 100% Australian meffed up truckies.

Cruisey can handle his meth. He is one chilled out tweaker.

Had three sessions today and a nap. Exhausted. Need a rest. Still havent got around to turning on farm sim. Easier to just watch playthroughs.

>>985408
This makes me want to upgrade my car stereo so I can enjoy music too.

>>985414
I put in a new head unit and it was a fukn nightmare and I had to consult Nuro.

Did the dishes. Shameful I let them sit around that long.

Boiling the kettle to clean the air fryer basket while I'm at it.

>>985416
Just use paper plates saves a lot of work.

>>985418
Another good becoming ungovernable tip!

Got shit on my dick.

>>985421
Wash it off before tonight's meeting please.

>>985371
We all know that feel

Neets I want to eat more fish, the healthy stuff like sardines and salmon. John west canned sardines never seem to be on special. Where can I get stuff like that at the best price?

>>985424
In the same vein, where did Tiffin get his herring tin?

>>985424
Just buy the big tins of cheap tuna, it's kind of mush but we're not making poke bowls here. Get brine, the oil they use is foul and makes a mess

Cruisey I want to make poke bowls

Cruisey I want to poke some bowels

>>985346
Cruisey.

>>985362
Sounds do-able.

Might consulted nuro once

>>985425
Tiffin has several trained platypus who bring him trout from the river into his canoe.

How do they get ID in Australia? Were they only using driver's license or do they have any other valid ID?

>>985434
Proof-of-age card, Medicare card (Government-issued healthcare), passport, rates and utilities bills, ...

>>985434
Cruisey submitted a delectation to support my identity application once.

How does he do it?

Very badly apparently.

>tfw tired
cruisey can you get me some kfc please

>>985433
How do they get ID in Australia? Were they only using driver's license or do they have any other valid ID?

I got deja vu feeling.

Tried to red pill my mate who sometimes lends me money and he hasn't spoken to me since.

>>985443
Do you miss him or the money?

>>985444
The money tbh

>>985441
you can find some NEET who is about your age, who has no family who will miss them, you befriend them and offer to take them on a road trip. Along the way you get them to write postcards saying good bye and looking forward to a new life (spin them some bullshit like you will take them to asia for a job) then you get all their ID and details and bank details and then get them to did their own grave and thats basically that. New ID free and easy.

>>985446
Smart.

>>985447
Feel like a pizza now.

>>985447
Probably would hit the wall of the hole first, noone could jump straight.

>>985449
>amazing nutrients
The preservatives surely keep one young tho.

>>985449
Smart.

Late start but productive day, huge amounts to do, didn't do the things I planned on doing but still did a lot of thing. Significantly less woed

>>985451
>The preservatives surely keep one young tho.
fairly certain even the seppo hotdog sausages have to be kept in the fridge

>>985453
Good to hear neet.

>>985453
I had a shave

>>985456
Bet your nape is smooth as a neets bottom.

Cruisey which one is it?

Corned beef borscht, double fried potatoes, fish and pickle salad
This is just the quick version

>>985459
Tastes good? Give it a tick, boom?

>>985459
Looks good

>>985459
✅💥

>>985460
Average across the board, but health, fairly cheap, good for tomorrow. I lie, the salad is good.

>>985459
How do i make something like that?

>>985463
"Can be eaten once" as we say it.

Are rollmops ever on special?

>>985466
🤮

Getting into the fermented pickle game tomorrow neets. I've never really eaten pickles before.

>>985468
Good for digestion.

>>985468
I heard if you dress up as a pickle all the pretty girls will want you.

>>985464
It's a sloppa, done in 20 minutes. Oil, onions, garlic, corned beef, everything else. Peel potatoes while oil is heating, fry potatoes. Tuna salad is just mixed in a bowl. 3 courses come out together in 20 minutes, two meals at $7 a meal.

>>985471
You said they were double fried potatoes but then admitted you just peeled them I call bullshit on this meal.

>>985472
Bit harsh

>>985468
Wtf is a fermented pickle, given a pickle is a cucumber that has been pickled in vinegar??

>>985474
Fermented cucumber is like sourdough. P good.

>>985475
I have enough poo problems without experimentation with fermented foods

>>985477
It helps regaining balance in your intestines, like kefir.

>>985476
🧐

Note the instruction here >>985476 says dont put it into direct sunlight which is false.
Additionally the cucumbers should be cut like picrel. Cut it from one end horizontally, then from the other end vertically, but don't cut it through.

Going to bed. Late already. Good NIght NEETs.

>>985481
Night fella.

>>985472
I gave simplified instructions to be nice
>>985476
These recipes are fine for quick pickles but don't store well. Brine and lacto are better.

Ragnar got snekked.

>>985484
Do you think they were CGI snakes or whether the director was all “fill this hole with snakes”?

Also England ain’t even got proper snakes innit

There was a big hunstman in my bathroom. I considered letting it live to eat the german cockroaches but then i ghough it might crawl on me while i sleep so i killed if.

Watched good luck have fun don’t die. It was a fun movie and well made but had theme holes that kinda ruined it. Ending was okay and the acting was a bit good

Two poos for the price of a piss

Five dead mice.
Poison bait out now as well.

>>985491
Do you have anything around they like to feast on?

>>985492
They can take their pick, place is a pig sty

>>985493
Get to cleaning and throwing out trash and unnecessary stuff. If you don't want all those dead mice weighing on your karma.

Weeks behind with house work, woe related.

Update: six mice. Penut butter mixed with marmalade.

Awak agin

>>985496
Orange juice status?

>>985497
I only have that at Motherbat’s

Been up for 2 hrs. Got wage in 5 hrs. Wont knock off until midnight. Rollmop indigestion and antibiotics farts are a concerning mix.

>>985501
How is the tootypeg?

>>985503
Swelling has gone down mostly. Still some pain but not bad. Not looking forward to the extraction.

>>985504
You’ll be alright. Better out than in and all that.

woke up too early again, need more sleep

>>985506
I'm going to try to resleep

>>985506
What is keeping you awake, Neet?
For me its my genius brain.

>>985507
no dont go to sleep neet, stay awake with me

I will post memes

Fuck it going back to bed too.

reheated pixxa for breakkayie

It's falling out of me.

didn't like that pixxa

>>985514
You have to reheat leftover pixxa slowly, I use a frypan on the lowest setting.

>>985515
oh it wasn't the reheating that was the problem
it was dominos and the toppings (too many anchovies and black olives)

Back from the servo, had to go early before all the mongs made a big line, treating myself with two pieces of toast and strawberry jam.

>>985518
>treating myself with two pieces of toast and strawberry jam
You deserve it, boss.

>>985501
woe neet, you are working too much

>>985488
Murderer.

The Nuro knows where he is at all times. He knows this because he knows where he isn't. By subtracting where he is from where he isn't, or where he isn't from where he is - whichever is greater - he obtains a difference or deviation. His guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the Nuro from a position where he is to a position where he isn't, and arriving at a position where he wasn't, he now is. Consequently, the position where he is is now the position that he wasn't, and it follows that the position that he was is now the position that he isn't. In the event that the position that he is in is not the position that he wasn't, the Nuro has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the Nuro is and where he wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GyG. However, the Nuro must also know where he was. The Nuro guidance e-bike scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the Nuro has obtained, he is not sure just where he is. However, he is sure where he isn't, within reason, and he knows where he was. He now subtracts where he should be from where he wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where he shouldn't be and where he was, he is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called BASED.

>>985518
Taking the boy to the servo to fill my wheelie bin with ULP98.

>>985491
Thanks for the reminder neet, I will have to buy some rat/mouse pellets before they get banned.

>>985509
I didnt sleep

>>985525
you snoozed
I was watching

No deposit from a man in gym shorts. Great way to spend your NDIS fraud money or launder your drug money.

Good Morning NEETs.
Cold outside, cold inside. Feeling cold.

>>985528
Nice and warm at the foot of Webby's bed.

>>985529
The farts linger heavily, like a pea soup fog.

>>985522
>which is called error.
No, this is called based

This one's going out to a special NEET.

>>985533
go to jaycar and make one

>>985535
I remember when we used to make our own jaycar from scraps and offcuts.

>>985537
Weber on the way to the bakery meets Nuro going for a whizz

Might join the polish hussars.

>>985538
lol
might include that on the next dvd I burn for motherbat

>>985540
Me bottom right.

>>985542
You look a bit tired neet.

Might release a Neet life expansion pack for the sims 4

>>985544
That's a Pontiac, nigga.

Possum spudgered my spodger once.

Saw a 007 themed Coke and/or Cola at Coles. Thought it was for a moofie, but it's for a video game.

>>985532
❤️

>>985531
You're right.
Zesty please edit the last word of the post.

tumtum full of cumcum

>>985551
Vile.

Garn iga to get some fermented pickles and maybe pick up some stuff from their hot food section for lunch. Would you neets like anything?

>>985553
...after only 4 days on the job

>>985554
No thank you. I just got back with some chiggen, jumbo sub rolls, red jam pasty crowns, and some cola and campfire bundy.

>>985550
check it lolz

>>985557
Thank you zesty you are the best BO!

Almost nailed my self with a knife trying to get the last tenth of the bee jam out of the stupid sqeezy bottle by cutting it in half. Ended up going to the tool bench and using the tin snips because the plastic was so thick and tough. Fucking cursed impregnable squeeze bottle of honey my arse what is wrong with a fucking jar with a big lid.

*big sip* AHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>985559
past the half way point, squeeze bottles are best stored inverted

They seem to have worked out how to cut down the number of complaints about job agencies.
They don't answer the phone on the dewr complaints line any more.
Three hours on hold yesterday arvo then they hung up.
Called 1 minute after the line opened today and I've been on hold for an hour and 40 minutes so far.

>>985561
it was but the honey froze at the bottom which was actually the top because it was upside down. I kept it on the condiments shelf for six months because I couldnt be fucked working for ten minutes to get the last fucking bit out. No wonder the product was on special or something which is why I have it. Its a retarded way to market honey which doesnt need marketing because its sweet. Fuck this clown world.

>>985563
I'm sorry you are having a bad day.

>>985562
Why would you be on jobseeker? Get on DSP bro.

Mate sent me this. Apparently it's stoner metal. Starts off slow.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ah3sNKLUi6E [Embed]

Thinking about putting some wine or something in all my cooking, give it that extra flavour. How long does wine keep in the fridge?

Sliced the pad of my thumb open while wiping down a blade to take a photo for Tiffin :(

>>985567
4 weeks is usually the recommendation for sweet vermouth etc

>>985568
you nailed yourself. I did the same thing wiping the sharpening oil off my bushman two days ago. Put pressure on it for half an hour and then use steri strips.

The NEETs cant be trusted around sharp things or squeeze bottles.

>>985565
I am on dsp "bro".

>>985572
Well done neet. We need to put the inferior wagieneets and jobseeker neets in their place.

>>985574
it looks clunky. Ragnar benson wrote a book on automatic switch blades and I would go with something like that, obviously not a press button stiletto but a cheap thumb catch knife. One handed operation is now doctrine for an edc.

>>985575
its probably okay. you rest it on a flat surface with the butt tip and the blade on the table. the place on the blade where it touches the table is where you should strike the wood or whatever. that one seems to be set okay. also dont keep that factory grind on it and dont fucking throw your tools at shit or you will chip the leading edge like you clearly did with that one. give it a sharpen and get an uncle mikes baton holder instead of that leather loop.

>>985554
Grab me a five day old pie from the servo on the way back please.

>>985577
it looks like they ground it down from a bread knife. that edge would be hell to sharpen on a stone. at least its full tang but who cares with a tiny little thing like that.

>>985578
>dont fucking throw your tools at shit or you will chip the leading edge like you clearly did with that one
That is a factory bur I will stone away at some point.

What a fucking critic.

>>985571
At the commune we will use cardboard knives and forks.

>>985580
decent boning knife. why u need a clip point for that is beyond me. maybe just to look cool. The best knifes i bought I got from a garage sale, they were a fillet knife worn down to a long spike and a boning knife that looked like it had done a couple tours of the death camps, the ones where enemies of the state were recycled into grease for tank treads. Both based as fuck and my ex GF stole them. Now i just use any old shit and keep it like that. I dont collect knifes, they just seem to come to me. my last aquisition was given to me by a guy who spent time in gaol for getting all stabby doodles with some other meth head. he got it off temu but its based because of it providence. Do u want me to show off my knifes?

>>985574
>>985575
>>985577
>>985580
nice, thanks for sharing the pics neet.

>>985572
Are you the NEET who said he pretended to be a pedophile to get on DSP?

>>985584
In the commune, the neets will be secured in mittens so they dont scratch at each other or themselves.

>>985585
> a guy who spent time in gaol for getting all stabby doodles with some other meth head
I knew someone who got all stabby in jail as well, except he was the one getting stabbed with a paint scrapper. (yes he was half boong)

>>985585
>decent boning knife
It's a general purpose meat knife. I have an OH boning knife with my kitchen set. I don't want to post the set as the largest butcher knife in the set is for quartering a cow and would probably be classed as a melbourne nigger chopper now.

>Do u want me to show off my knifes?
Yes please.

I have some other militaria blades lying about in a cupboard (Fairbairn-Sykes etc), but a little reticent to post those.

>>985585
>why u need a clip point for that is beyond me. maybe just to look cool
OH kept the original 1800s "frontier" butcher patterns for most of their knives. Green River (similar vintage company) did too. Folks back then would have had their reasons.

>>985593
Thanks.
Is 5 a dive knife?

from left
1)temu knife given to me by that guy who went to jail for stabbing someone (it was their fault apparrently)
2)professional knife I keep in my briefcase
3)little thing for hangnail
4) went overboard and bought a dive knife but its got a hard sheath and lock button so it goes on my tactical LBE sometimes. i used to to make a spoon when i forgot that once in the field.
5)cold steel bush man for bush work.
6)blunt letter opener that has been used to tweeze out my ear hairs.

Machetes and other ones I have posted already.

Want some churros, with melted chocolate dip

>>985591
>fairburn sykes
Only one use for that really and its too cool to chuck off a bridge in a salt water river.

>>985597
indeed
even the scabbard has little leather tabs prepunched so you can stitch it upside down to your smock or whatever

>>985598
I read in "low level hell" that the chopper pilot said not to put your stabby gear upside down on your webbing after his fell out and took out his foot and he was fucked for a long time. He said to put it right way up and tactical hanging knives upside down is for larpers.

>>985596
bulk pack of colesworths cinammon doughnuts is an acceptable substitute on taco night

>taco night
pixxa night.

>>985604
mexican pixxa??

>>985600
>bulk pack
Is the recommended serving size.

>>985605
Jalapenos and cheexe

>>985607
birdseyes hit harder

>>985608
I want the taste rather than the heat and the constipation feeling. Japanese wasabi is my favorite.

might start calling washing up liquid, "Dish-Soap"

>>985612
Why not just leave the jam out to attract flies, why go to the trouble of spreading it on a pajeet?

Nuro tipped dish-soap into the water slide at Wet 'n' wild when we went with the school and it got all cray cray with foam at the bottom and some kids crashed into each other and one of them's head split open and because the blood it got into the water and the whole park got closed due to health and safety reasons which was bullshit just the operator didnt like us running amok and we all had to go home but because it was Nuro that caused it all it was still pretty BASED, once.

>>985613
I believed the Brits liked to humiliate the jeets. Like this based chap making a woman carry him around.

>>985615
Monk and his poojeta gf

darkmatter market needs monk. it is always fucking down

>>985617
Stop taking drugs you degenerate.

>>985574
>>985575
>>985577
>>985580
Thank you.

>>985546
Trans Am's are better.
tfw cant tell if its a firebird

>>985548
I saw that today. Caffeine and sugar free.
Also saw there is another mongster out. Some guys name is on it.
Weber, please review.

>>985554
Those pickles are all pasteurised. Kills bacteria, then vac sealed.

>>985574
>because I mentioned it was counterfeit.
What words did you use? Dirty brown hands? Chink knock off?

>>985580
This is a nice one

>>985618
No I want to sell them. Please understand I am a cut above the filth

>>985620
It's a 2nd generation Firebird. Can't be newer than '76 as they did away with the 455 big block that year.

Got to Cows and heard him tell the phone directory to get fucked. Then call them back and do it again.

>>985629
lol
are you sure he isn't one of the named NEETs?

Friday night. Wonder what Nuro's got planned.

>>985632
I read this as webber and got excited. Webber makes me excited😳

>>985628
Is it on tonight?

>>985627
the game is rigged againt the little guy. There is no justice, just us.

>>985638
Woe.

>>985638
Apparently if you push the counterfeit issue Amazon will ban you.

>>985574
Too bad.

>>985575
Was thinking for a while to while a lightweight tomahawk heda.

>>985577
>>985580
Good knoifs.

>>985641
>Was thinking for a while to while a lightweight tomahawk heda.
You could probably cast one out of brass or aluminium, using lost wax or foam for the form. Edge would't hold obviously, but it might be fun.

>>985559
You bought it.

>>985643
mumsie bought it for me

>>985642
For what purpose.

>>985645
Didn't you just post you were thinking about whittling one out of wood?

50 in, 150 out
Cow put 20 in and 170 out

>>985648
well done

>>985648
The mong grows more cunning than the herder

>>985632
Telling you Big Fellas im not really here. Thats all really....

>>985646
A classic 🕺

>>985648
You trusted the system.

>>985652
Based.

>>985637
also that old man bait is so fucking pathetic. not even garn a single more atom of oxygen on that pos.

>>985657
ignore that
it wasn't a threat
meant >>985522

Can't wait to vote tomorrow at 8am.

>>985665
What kind of voting?

Ah watched the video.
You fellas have legislative election?

>>985666
State election, upper and lower houses.
Actual election date is the 21st, but pre-polling opens tomorrow for people that just want to get it out of the way.
Voting is compulsory in this country.

>>985665
Where is the Jam boy?

>>985670
Legislative Council is the upper house (senate equivalent) in SA

>>985676
wholesome

>>985676
Pidges can't build their own houses.

>>985677
If only we knew...

>>985678
They'll rent a house and live together!

this post was sponsored by nuro

>>985680
That's a solution.
Perhaps it's just an ugly hen.

>>985676
Very nice.

>>985652
I feel weird tonight too. Dunno why.

Anyone tried to get medical marajuana?

>>985687
My doctor suggested I take it. I think she's given up on me and just wants to drug me up.

>>985689
Thanks Dr Zogbot.

>>985692
Thanks Dan.

New weed shop in adelaide
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QbFEitJaNS4 [Embed]

>>985694
Thanks Cruisey

>>985694
10k is expanding his tomato empire.

Went to the kebab place, got a box of fried donuts with nutella sauce. Insufficient nutella for the donuts. Also feeling sick now. Never again.

What are the neet views on the iran war?

>>985694
Thank you Cruisey.

Does darkmatter market work for anyone?

>>985696
My buds aren't that big yet

>>985697
>box
Recommended serving size is one donut.

>>985701
You've got really big buds neet.

>>985697
Imagine how those poor cops feel they have to eat 3 of those a day!

>>985700
loaded for me

it seems like discord is quieter recently, no idea why

>>985705
I was wrong main page loaded up now I'm getting Gateway time-out

>>985703
Thanks NEET

Getting too old for junk food binges. Need to lose weight.

>>985698
I hope Iran wins. It will destabilize the zog alliance enough for someone good to have a meaningful enough amount of power.

Thinking about getting a bottle
I was going to earlier but then I decided not to but now I am rethinking that decision

>>985710
Just bee yourself

How is doom NEET's gf experience mod going?

>>985714
She ran away with a cacodemon.

>>985715
😭😭

>>985715
What a bitch.

Cuckodemon

feelig sad

>>985719
aww. did your waifu leave you for a literal demon?

Does anyone know of a project online to build robot gfs? There used to be one on 8ch

>>985721
No but there was a NEET had a manequin ages ago.

>>985721
Elon musk is releasing robots soon. Maybe you can super glue a face and a porta pussy to it. Only 20k zogbux

Bet he fucks all the robots before he sells them.

>>985722
It couldn't handle his load

Elon musk has infinite fembots at his disposal he could make with any personality and any body type and he chooses biocunts to have ankle biters with. What is the name for this?

>>985726
Elong.

>>985722
Yes, I hope they are both happy.

>>985715
Understandable. They are adorable.

>>985726
did amber heard really shit in his mouth?

>>985730
Yes.

>>985731

I bet it tasted like dark chocolate, 90% cocoa

>>985647
yeah like a looney tunes mallet for stakes and wedges. I also need something to hit chisels. I could get some wood from the forest and take it to some one with a wood lathe to make me up some carving mallets.

>>985734
What are you building?

>>985735
building capacity. I have an infinite supply of wood in the forest and want to exploit that. The thing is i can only take limited tools and stuff, basically what I can carry deep into the forest.

I am going to bed. Went out to socialize but didnt talk to anyone. Tedious actually. Good NIght NEETs.

>>985654
It was on the chinaman. 4 features, 3 on the free spins.

Sounds like you are nearly ready to build an off grid sovereign neet commune

In other news the ethnic gave mw a strong hint. Have to wait a couple hours before she's free.
This is great news but I had a massive watery squirt only an hour or so ago. Dont want to tell her I need a raincheck, not now.
My arse or my cock. Weber! My arse! My cock, Weber!
What do I do?

>>985665
Ffs

>>985740
Tell her you are the ethnic now and shit on the roadside.