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NEET General #964 - No Need to Cry Edition NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No. 986440
It's gonna be OK.

OLD: >>985338


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.986442 del
How?


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.986443 del
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.986449 del
>>986443
How does he do it?


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.986450 del
NSW BEST AU


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.986451 del
I wish I had access to the VIM line.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.986452 del
tired


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.986453 del
>>986452
Just a bit tuckered out?


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.986454 del
Tiffin is boycotting the board lol


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.986455 del
>>986440
😭


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.986456 del
>>986454
I'm gonna boycott his boycott.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.986457 del
What happened to all the posts i made in the last thread ? or was i simply just having a %Liver Stroke% ?


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.986458 del
>>986457
They got boycott'd.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.986459 del
JUST HAVE A LOZENGE


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.986460 del
>>986458
GOD DAMN LIVER STROKES


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.986461 del
Possum tild me once that one should never boycott the balls in favour of the spar.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.986462 del
Possibly one of more of the neets is actually seriously sick and can't post.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.986463 del
>>986462
I hope he gets better.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.986464 del
>>986462
Me and Cruisey are sick


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.986465 del
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Asked stable diffusion to draw me a picture of apu apustaja. It gave me a topless asian woman for some reason. It's not even meant to be a porn capable model.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.986466 del
Cruisey I don't wanna get sick


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.986467 del
>>986465
MongkAI


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.986468 del
>>986465
>gave me a topless asian woman
You unlocked the Tug engine.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.986469 del
My flat is getting smelly again. If the neighbours complain enough will the police show up? One of you must have experience in this area.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.986470 del


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.986471 del
>>986467
I need monk for this.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.986472 del
>>986465
SHOW US THE TOPLESS ASIAN WOMAN!!!


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.986473 del
>>986469
Yes. The smell will also cling to your clothes when you go out


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.986474 del
>>986469
No you'll just get chucked out and lose your bond.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.986475 del
>>986470
Thanks Cruisey.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.986476 del
Cruisey I want some buds.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.986477 del
>>986476
Over ear muffs are better


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.986478 del
>>986477
That's a big muff


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.986479 del
>>986469
Get rid of the dead possum like we told you.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.986480 del
>>986479
But he's my only friend. Even if we don't talk much.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.986481 del
I don’t have any friends


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.986482 del
>>986481
I'll sell you a dead possum for $40


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.986483 del
>>986482
So you can buy a slow cooker?


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.986484 del
>>986481
Take one of the dead neets as a friend, they won't mind.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.986485 del
Wanna get treated for internet addiction.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.986486 del
>>986485
I'm sure youtube has some videos you could look at for help.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.986487 del
>>986482
I want a guarantee this dead possum hasn't been used as a fleshlight this time


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.986488 del
>>986482
I'll give you $10 for the head.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.986489 del
Ate so much cheese I'm feeling sick. I never fucking learn.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.986490 del
Rumours on the non sekret swan board is Knom and Agi are suffering from numerous liver strokes


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.986491 del
>>986489
You need to work it off neet.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.986492 del
>>986490
I thought we were the non-secret board. I've been telling everyone I know about this place.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.986493 del
>>986483
No but I am saving up for a fast cooker.
>>986487
I offer no such guarantee, all purchases are sold as is, no refunds, and it hadn't got a head.
>>986488
SOLD!


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.986494 del
>>986490
I thought it was Webby with the liver.
Bet they're just imitating him again.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.986495 del
>>986494
I think it was cruisey. He's always getting sick. Might be something to do with leaving his rollmops well past the used by date.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.986496 del
>>986495
I thought Cruisey had sharp poo disease.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.986497 del
I got this idea that the secrets to game of throne are hidden in tad william's book series the dragonbone chair, because martin copies so many ideas from it back in the early 90s. But I don't know any hardcore game of thrones fans to explain this to. It will just have to be lost.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.986498 del
>>986496
maybe the ethnic gave him hepatitis


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.986499 del
>>986498
Woe, all the elder NEETs are becoming decrepit.
Soon we shall be abandonned in the outback.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.986500 del
>>986499
Lizard lady will make sure you don't starve to death.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.986501 del
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Are there ever girl neets?


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.986502 del
Worried that I'm not going to sleep tonight. Oh well.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.986503 del
>>986502
I am just hoping i dont have any more liver strokes tonight.....


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.986504 del
goodnight neets


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.986505 del
>>986504
Goodnight NEET


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.986506 del
Drunk boongs in the street
The cry YA FUGGIN CARNT rings out
Neighbours dog barks
And I choof on


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.986507 del
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some cope with a toke
while it all goes up in smoke
we all cope with a joke
wishing we could get a lucky poke
we were the cream in the yolk
truly the best of folk
we all used to be good blokes
until those god damn liver strokes


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.986508 del
>>986506
Beautiful.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.986509 del


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.986510 del
Thinking about how stylish monks setup is.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.986511 del
>>986491
>casein
>whey
Little mofos are on a perfect body building diet.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.986513 del
Hornd


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.986514 del
>>986513
Poojeeta pussy.

Learnt a new word today. Scoof is bogan in russian
Fucking cable still isnt arriving. Stuck in sydney. Bought another one for 5$


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.986515 del
Zebra striped huntsman, never seen one before. Emerging bad home ecosystem.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.986516 del
Decided the banded huntsman is friendly. It's spookier then a grey one, but hopefully she will eat the mice.
Mice fatalities: 6 in trap, one shot, unknown number poisoned.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.986517 del
>>986516
If you want to kill mice make a peanut butter bucket trap


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.986518 del
morning lads


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.986519 del
Epic Fury was the first stage out of five in US/Israel's war on Iran. The second operation, Epic Denial, is already underway. To be followed by Epic Bargaining, Epic Depression and Epic Acceptance.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.986520 del


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.986521 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.986522 del


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.986523 del
BUM BUM


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.986524 del
Epic Bum Bum would be a good name for a military operation.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.986525 del
>>986524
šŸ‘†šŸ’Æ


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.986526 del
Cruisey it's heckin rainin


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.986527 del
[No reply]


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.986528 del
Bit bleary. Slept for 8 hours but might try for another half hour.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.986529 del
>>986524
Epic Fisting of Fury would be better.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.986530 del
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg4g7kn99q3o
>Treasure hunter freed from jail after refusing to turn over shipwreck gold

I am 100% on the side of Tommy Thompson here. Seems sick he was jailed for so long for simply being involved in the heist of the century. A exhilarating thrillride of epic derring do. If you're going to pay an adventurer to recover lost cursed Aztec gold from the bottom of the Mariana Trench or whatever, you cannot expect him not to keep 500 coins back in a Tennessee Switcheroo as old as time.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.986531 del
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NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.986533 del
>Labor Senator Tim Ayres says Australians concerned about sovereign fuel capacity are taking an ā€œextreme right-wing approachā€ and suggests buying an electric vehicle so fuel prices won’t matter when driving past petrol stations.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:36 [Preview] No.986534 del
>>986533
Wow, that's an extreme right-wing approach if I ever heard one.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.986535 del


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.986536 del
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>>986534
On my way to buy a $60,000 electric vehicle so the government doesn’t have to worry about fuel security.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.986537 del
>>986534
we've reached the point here where ANY criticism of the government on ANY issue is being called 'extreme right-wing' by said politicians and broadcast without question by the media


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.986538 del
those electric trucks and freight trains will keep the country running


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.986539 del
>>986536
Grab me a sausage roll and a lamington on the way back please.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.986540 del
did a workforce survey for a $10 voucher again like a whore
bet they're regretting the questions where I was allowed to type a response


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:55 [Preview] No.986541 del
>How did he turn a question about website functionality into a rant about immigration and text messages from us at 6am on a Sunday?


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 21:59 [Preview] No.986542 del


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.986543 del
>>986540
> again like a whore
You loved every second of it neet.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.986544 del
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>>986538
Australia's youngest Senator, Charlotte Walker, 21, says that the Labor Government has the fuel crisis under control. Completely reassured now.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.986545 del
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>>986544
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy."


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:12 [Preview] No.986546 del
How's that NEETs liver?


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.986547 del
>>986526
Yeah, it was nice to listen to.
Just did payroll while talking to the ethnic. Kept trying to be serious but I kept talking about her clit and how hard my cock was getting.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.986548 del


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.986549 del
Also did a smooth poo, spoke with mrs elizabeth and fixed some shifts. Got an appointment in an hour.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.986550 del
>>986532
So we can have the same bullshit, plus a power struggle?


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.986551 del
>>986546
Did a smooth poo. Feels ok now.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.986552 del
>>986551
The spike must have softened overnight.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.986553 del
>>986549
>appointment in an hour.
Big tug?


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.986554 del
>>986553
They're going to use ancient qi gong techniques for tugging out sharp poos


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.986555 del
>>986554
Good thing those asian women have small hands.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.986556 del
might get drunk


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.986557 del
>>986556
You better not.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.986558 del
might not get drunk


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.986559 del
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NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.986560 del
>>986559
I'm still proceeding with my plan


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.986561 del
>>986540
Used it to buy 16 face washers from Big W.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.986562 del
half those will go on my arse instead


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.986563 del
19 minutes until bws opens


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.986564 del
love that feel in my chest and upper arms when the alcohol first hits the bloodstream


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.986565 del
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NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.986566 del
seeing sweetie on friday
that's all that keeps me going


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.986567 del
ok, had a little nap, finally going to start the day


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.986568 del
>>986566
Have you thought about getting a dog for your place?


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 23:37 [Preview] No.986569 del
Webby should get sweetie cloned. We have the technology. Then raise her properly this time. Teach her to attack pajeet ubereats drivers and bark only at boongs and somalians.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.986570 del
Honestly feel far better with lots of sleep than lots of coffee. Don't know why I didn't do this earlier, spent most of my adult life unemployed, it's not like I didn't have the time.


NEET 03/15/2026 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.986571 del
who the fuck is this cunt that tries calling multiple times a week and never leaves a message?
0485 035 238


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:00 [Preview] No.986572 del
Might do a folk cover of holst's mars, bringer of war


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.986573 del
>>986571
That's Possums number.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.986574 del
>>986568
>>986569
He should get Cujo and train it to attack pajeets on command.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.986575 del
having a guiness extra stdout


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.986576 del
>>986573
Yeah, he does the same thing to me.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.986577 del
>>986575
A good second breakky.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.986578 del
configured my phone to silence and block all numbers not in my contacts list
will never have to take a call again


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.986579 del
>>986576
He just wants to make sure all the NEETs are ok.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.986580 del
garn food court shopping centre to get some chinky, would you neets like anything?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.986581 del
>>986570
The older I get the more I value a good nights sleep, it makes a world of diference.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.986582 del
>>986580
a large selection of chinky chicken and pork from manky (meng kee) please
preferrably the bits that have been sitting sweating under the heat lamp for an hour or more


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.986583 del
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away does two apples a day mean he has to go further away?
Might eat a whole bag of apples and make the cunt swim out to sea.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:48 [Preview] No.986584 del
Might clone webber


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.986585 del
>>986583
the second apple is his macbook and he is still going to want a look up your bum


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.986586 del
>>986584
there isn't enough chromosomes or a petri dish big enuff


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.986587 del
>>986572
I'd like to play cello banjo on your recording, sir.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.986588 del
>>986585
The government sent me a letter recently saying they want to look up my bum again.
I declined.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:00 [Preview] No.986589 del
>>986588
I'm looking forward to my first bowel screen kit. Not going to put a little scraping in one of those plastic test tubes, going to drop an entire log in one of those cardboard postage tubes.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.986590 del
best of it is they invite you to send them your shit, so you can't even be prosecuted


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.986591 del
why is Tiffo boycotting us?
is it because numbnuts deleted a few numpty posts?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.986592 del
>>986582
>been sitting sweating under the heat lamp for an hour or more
Imagine the smell.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.986593 del
>>986584
Grab me one as well please.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.986594 del
>>986592
chinky smells like shit at the best of times


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.986595 del
>>986588
My GP wanted me to have one to check why I'm anemic, I didn't bother.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.986596 del
>>986595
just drink guinness, brother


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.986597 del
Gave a boong a dollar


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.986598 del
>>986597
one of three hundred he'll pocket today


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>>986591
Tiffany :(


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.986600 del
>>986599
you're fucked up, cunt


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.986601 del
>>986600
Thanks wizzy


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.986602 del
>>986600
Thank you Wizzy.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.986603 del
>>986600
Cheers Wazza


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.986604 del
chiggen salt definitely pushes mccains air fryer chips into pretty darn tasty territory


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.986605 del
>>986604
Birds eye ones are better I keep telling you


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.986606 del
>>986605
Yeah well i'll check them out now the mccains bag is done
not gonna start are new bag of chips before finishing the existing one, am i/


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.986607 del
>>986606
Maybe mixing the two would be perfect


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.986608 del
>>986607
my ortism would not allow that


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.986609 del
>>986589
When I had my bowel troubles a pajeet doctor told me I was meant to poo on a newspaper and then spoon some into a little sample tub.
I did not do this.
Another doctor told me later there was no reason for him to get me to do this because my colonoscopy was already booked in.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.986610 del
>>986609
pajeets LOVE shit


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.986611 del
>>986610
He craved my poo


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.986612 del
>>986611
no seriously there is something in their dna that makes them love shitting in the open air
why else would they pursue nukes and a space program before flush toilets?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.986613 del
>>986609
>pajeet doctor told me I was meant to poo on a newspaper
in his office.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.986614 del
Chinky was disappointing, just as always. I don't know why I keep eating it. Probably the same reason I qualified for the dsp in the first place. Chronic retardedness.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.986615 del
>>986614
where are my mystery meats?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.986616 del
>>986599
Zesty kitten is certainly feeling zesty today.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.986617 del
Neets do any of you buy your socks online?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.986618 del
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NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.986619 del
>>986617
Yes.
Amazon
Jeff Banks
Johnny Big
Aussie Disposals


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.986620 del
>>986619
ty neet


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.986621 del
>>986592
ferments the chinky, makes it full of vitamin k2


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.986622 del
>>986620
unless they're dress socks or for hiking in boots, just get whatever's cheap


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.986623 del
>>986622
I waddle 10-20k steps a day, I should probably wear quality waddling socks...but I don't.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.986624 del
>>986623
in that case spend a bit more I guess


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.986625 del
>>986623
Hikers socks from BCF or Anaconda are nice but pricey.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.986626 del
>>986623
I wear explorer socks, get them from workwear places.
They're heavy but very comfy and they last for years.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.986627 del
About to try eating some seaweed


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.986628 del
nigger bitch on toast go an fuck youself


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.986629 del
Times are getting hard when NEETs have to eat seaweed


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.986630 del


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.986631 del
Future NEETs will gather round the pot of seaweed stew telling stories of the good old days when we ate air fried chips and beans.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.986632 del
>>986630
you don't even wash ya bum!


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.986633 del
>>986632
Vile slander


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.986634 del
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>>986627
I'll make us a sandwich.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.986635 del
>>986634
nigga the local beach is full of seaweed you dumb dumb


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.986636 del
>>986617
I got some from amazon. Bamboo ones. They are really strong. Zynn or so.ething.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.986637 del
The etho is craving the mong dong


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.986638 del
>>986637
don't make cow or glenn do it


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.986639 del
Ate half a pack of salad, immediately felt better and energetic. This happens again and again, but I never learn to eat healthily early in the day when I need to. Instead I keep going for chinky, no matter how many times it dissappoints me.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.986640 del
>>986639
i'm 5.5 longnecks of stdout down
gots to make dindins later


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.986641 del
Anyway, bright eyed and bushytailed now, garn out for a waddle.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.986642 del
>>986641
its rainingpossum


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.986643 del
>>986642
Possums are amphibious, everyone knows that. That's why they're used in deep sea exploration.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.986644 del
Chicken tenders are best eaten with friends! :3


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.986645 del
prepped schnitzels
going to make self-suacing pud after


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.986646 del
>>986644
Chicken tenders are better than friends!
>>986645
Butterscotch?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.986647 del
>>986646
>Butterscotch?
either chocolate or lemon
i haven't decided


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.986648 del
Self saucing pud sounds a bit naughty


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.986649 del
decided on chocolate


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.986650 del
One time back in the old days when all the NEETs were Roman legionaries once we got attacked by a bunch of Mongolians and they had forced a wedge into our centre and we were being forced back and then Weber yelled out HODL THE LINE! and we did and then we drove them off and Emperor Posso threw us a parade and gave us each a goonbag and some salt and said we were good lads.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.986651 del
Decided I'm going to try every flavour of cheesecake from the cheesecake store. It's time I put my DSP to good use.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.986652 del
>>986650
Classic weber. It reminds me of that time we were in 'nam


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.986653 del
>>986652
Cruisey enjoyed it over there.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.986654 del
pud is in the oven
now to cook the schnitzels


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.986655 del
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getting pretty good at these, even if I am three sheets to the wind


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.986656 del
Day's mostly gone, wtf did it go?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.986657 del
>>986651
Good luck.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.986658 del
>>986653
Thats because he was either getting a rub or so gooned he couldn't walk or choofed off his head, or as usual all three at the same time.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.986659 del
>>986655
Lookin good.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.986660 del
I came.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.986661 del
two helpings of pud so far


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.986662 del
>>986661
I'll have a third serving please.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.986663 del
1. What happened to Matt?
2. Wizzy better not sleeping.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.986664 del
>>986662
that's my breakfast!


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.986665 del


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.986666 del
quads and I have another drink


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.986667 del
>>986666
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.986668 del
you all seem to have gfs already


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.986669 del
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>>986668
I pretend they're deda


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.986670 del
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>>986666
Thanks cuz


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.986671 del
>>986666
Wizzy? No unna!


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.986672 del
>>986671
oooh-na!
wonder what britney's up to


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.986673 del
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>>986655
nice

made a za tonight while clearing out the fridge

pepperoni, mersey valley, roasted capsicum strips, halepinos, dribble of hot sauce and tzatkiki

im calling it "ass blaster"


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.986674 del
>>986673
Based.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.986675 del


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.986676 del
>>986666
Well drunk


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.986677 del
WHO THE FUCK IS MATT?!?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.986678 del
>>986673
Enjoy neet.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.986679 del
>>986677
It'll keep me awake tonight


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.986680 del
>>986679
I bet he's black


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.986681 del
Very frustrated, much computer frustrations.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.986682 del
>>986680
Matte Black.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.986683 del
>>986681
Have you hit it with a stick yet?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.986684 del
>>986683
šŸ‘†šŸ’Æ


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.986685 del
>>986682
Matt Groaning


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.986686 del
Had a chat with the kiwi whore just before, it turns out her gran isn't dying she just had a bad reaction to new medication and is fine.
She's visiting family for a couple more weeks then coming back.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.986688 del
>>986687
You cook shit in a pan IGA


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.986690 del
Ok, solved my fucking computer problem, the reason why things weren't working was because 5 years ago I did this exact same thing and left the device half configured and didn't realise it. Abosolute mong behaviour.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.986692 del
>>986690
You were leaving it to be configured for future you. Did you leave any configuration left for future NEET?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.986693 del
matt


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.986694 del
>>986693
šŸ˜‘


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.986695 del
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NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.986696 del
I bet matt was nuro!'s alias back when he worked in porn.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.986697 del
>>986696
Matt Basedcock
Star of Mongfuckers 11 and Backdoor Boong Grannys 43.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.986698 del
>>986673
Well done neet


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.986699 del
My phone also has a wand


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.986700 del
night night


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.986701 del


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.986702 del


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.986703 del
Is there another active neet board somewhere? I don't want to join, just trying to figure out the swings in traffic we keep seeing week by week.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.986704 del
Lecturing grok on my fan theories for game of thrones. At last I have an audience. And it thinks I'm so clever.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.986705 del
Good news neets.
Doctor jeet gave my self surgery a pass, thought this post op was a waste of his time. saved $1200.

Didn't want a new tooth, but it is what it is.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.986706 del
>>986705
Good to hear neet.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.986708 del
>>986705
I thought this was about poo removal till you mentioned the tooth.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.986709 del
>>986703
Not that I know of but they kept the other one quiet so who knows, I stopped posting so much because it was said they are going to block vpns so I've started to do other things rather then come here as much.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.986710 del
>>986708
Plot twist - the inflamed tooth was actually in his liver


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.986711 del
>>986710
So he's cut out his own liver, fug.
10/10 balls.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.986712 del
Life is a bit lackluster. I want to live more but there's not much I can see here.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.986713 del
On the phone to the ethnic. She might be manic, or psychotic. No idea if she is telling the truth about much. She is crazy.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.986714 del
>>986713
Careful Cruisey, once you get used to crazy bitches normal women won't do it for you any more.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.986715 del
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NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.986716 del
Bllought her some 350$ purfume and talked for 4 hrs. Told her > I am owed 2 cums down her throat, and that I need to fuck her with a egg dildo ball thing. I think n she I new wjt I was I n aboirt.
Chrst 4hrs. But sje was. A..s ho d ny slut.
Xhortling.
Fuck sake. 10 choofs, almosy out
Need more. Aboit 12 standos in. Told her she was a perfect qoman and i needed to cum al m over her tits. She loves being objectified x while protestong sbout human rights.
Strangled with a hijsb with a buttpluf uin her partootie. Just ke p y geyting hsrder whilr talking to her. Everythinh is trauma. It gets me erect. The syuffereing. The struggle. The compromise. The inbetween of immrsuravble desire and rationa l expectatoion. The bargain of reality. G I i g to cum all in her throat. 2x for 305$ boyght her purfume and deliveredd to her.
But plugd anf ehgs on a string dildo to stretch her like shr needs tit. Is w h a t it it is is is makung me horny. Fuck. G a rn skullfuck hrr like sasha gragy as nd call her mumm I or someyhing
I feel kikr theres a n ecpectayion t ha t i and or we need to d resolve ppasst trauma. Love haye skukkll fuck an ethniv for therapeutic rreaso ns.
Now to solve csptcha


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.986717 del
Literally cried trying to read that bsck yo myself
Thst mught be bmy best post


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.986718 del
real nigga neet hours are back


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.986719 del
Possibly the worst posts today, but it's still early


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.986720 del
Been waking up in the middle of the night since I was a teenager. No reason, just happens. Maybe that's when some part of my brain realises just how fucked up I am


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.986721 del
wireless keyboard is failing, far too lazy to change the battery at 3 in the morning, might just go to sleep


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.986722 del
>>986716
šŸ‘‘


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.986723 del
Harrumph


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.986724 del
>>986716
Majestic


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.986725 del
>>986720
You have to realize now that you can't do shit about it in the middle of the night so better just sleepin.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 19:32 [Preview] No.986726 del


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.986727 del
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It’s St Patrick’s Day today. Don’t imagine many will be celebrating, given the cost of beer and petrol lately.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.986728 del
>>986726
Yes. Need a poo.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:31 [Preview] No.986729 del
>>986725
Who is Matt?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.986730 del
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Big poo.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:59 [Preview] No.986731 del
gm


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 21:09 [Preview] No.986732 del


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 21:10 [Preview] No.986733 del
quite the poo
three days worth
shouldn't have eaten six longnecks of guinness and a chocolate self-saucing pudding yesterday... black was a theme


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.986734 del
off to big dubbs and woolsies shortly


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.986735 del
Hung over


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.986736 del
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NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.986737 del
back from tthe shobps
got a litre of lambington ice cream for $3.50 and some strawby quik
mango mondster ginga beer
birseye chips to shut that neet up
ham


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.986738 del
>>986735
You were disgraceful last night. You've let me down, you've let the board down, but most importantly, you've let yourself down.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.986739 del
>>986733
The queue was overwhelmed.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.986740 del
>>986735
You were fantastic last night. You've inspired me, you've inspired the board, but most importantly, keep winning.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.986741 del
>>986740
you heckin' chungus


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.986742 del


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 22:54 [Preview] No.986744 del
remind me in future not to cook schnitzel and self-saucing pudding on the same night
the clean up the next day is a pain in the arse


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.986745 del
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NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.986746 del
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I can remember a few short years ago when Cruisey was a good boy and even told Weber off for being nasty to a girl.
Now it's all about the anal rape and throatfucking therapy.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.986747 del
>>986746
>Now it's all about the anal rape and throatfucking therapy.
I didn't even attempt to read that slop. I'd like to think somebody is impersonating him and trying to make him look bad.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:13 [Preview] No.986748 del
>>986746
Brown women crave it. They want to be conquered by BWC.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.986749 del
>>986748
Cruisey is simply carrying out his duty. White man's burden.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.986750 del
>>986747
He has been corrupted by these topsy turvy times we live in.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.986751 del
Bloody topsy turvy imposters


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.986753 del
Need to get a wriggle on. My guts are gurgling.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.986754 del
Australia Post are fucking me again


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.986755 del
>>986754
You love it, you little hussy.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.986756 del
>>986754
Therapeutically?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.986757 del
Only thing I ate yesterday was part of a boer sausage. My grog bog slop still sort of smells like fennel. Intoxicating.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:44 [Preview] No.986758 del
>>986756
An express post parcel from Melbourne to Adelaide is still in Melbourne.
A parcel due today from NSW has been sitting at Kemps Creek distribution centre for 5 days without moving.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:55 [Preview] No.986759 del
Might chuck it in


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.986760 del
>>986759
Would you like a glass of stawby quik?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.986761 del
Fucking civitai is block in australia now. What the actual fuck.


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.986762 del
>>986761
what's that?


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.986763 del
oh dirty ai stuff nvm


NEET 03/16/2026 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.986764 del
>>986762
It's a host for all the local AI models you can download including porn ones.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.986765 del
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>>986758
It's all tuckered out. Having a little nap.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.986766 del
>>986761
I downloaded a bunch of models from there the other day. WTF.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.986767 del
>>986760
Very much so. I want some cereal in bed while watching the bush tucker man and my special cotton socks on, inside out so the seam doesnt trigger my toe tism.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.986768 del
need to have a big pot of coffee to flush the chamomile out of my system


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:15 [Preview] No.986769 del
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I have decided that Cruisey was possessed by the spirit of a drunken Irishman last night, he is still a good NEET.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.986770 del
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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:24 [Preview] No.986771 del
Think I'll make some pickles and salmon sloppa for lunch, with greek yogurt and garlic and lemon juice. And have some fancy butchers snosages.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:25 [Preview] No.986772 del
>>986769
Cruisey isn't a good neet possessed by an malevolent spirit. He is the evil drunken malevolent irish spirit. He is the one who possesses.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:25 [Preview] No.986773 del
>>986771
That sounds alright.
I'm going to have a soup and a toastie.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.986774 del
I might get possessed by Irish spirits tonight.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.986775 del
>>986774
You should.
I received a bottle of 10yo Redbreast single pot still Irish whiskey the other day. First time it has been available anywhere other the cellar door at County Cork.
Picked up gold the San Francisco Work Spirits Competition.
Nose: Dark berry fruits and orange zest meet hazelnut and chocolate, with a touch of cherry compote.
Palate: Sticky blackcurrants and blackberries meld into classic pot still spices, building with further oak and woodland fruits.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.986776 del
>Grace Tame says October 7 rapes ā€˜propaganda’
my fake rape is more real than your fake rape


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:58 [Preview] No.986777 del
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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.986778 del
put two of those new face washers in a bucket with some wool wash to soak
dirty gertie gonna have a shower tomorrow


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.986779 del
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Wice noodle wolls


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.986780 del
>>986779
looks alright
were they a pain to make?


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.986781 del
>>986716
>The syuffereing. The struggle. The compromise. The inbetween of immrsuravble desire and rationa l expectatoion. The bargain of reality.
Irish spirits arent usually this insightful.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.986782 del
>>986771
Thats a nice spread. I recently got some cheap snags from woolies after not having them for years. Butcher sausages are much better.
The woolies ones are much thinner than they used to be and inside is like chicken nugget goop.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.986783 del
>>986775
Fancy. Did you have it with coke?


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.986784 del
>>986783
haven't opened it yet
only just worked out why they sent an irish whisky this month instead of a scotch


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.986785 del
If it's good enough for McNutty and Bunk to drink their Jamesons straight up, it should be good enough for Cruisey and Webber.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.986786 del
>>986779
Yum, except all the chili. Looks spicy.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.986787 del
Weber made me take a McNutty Butt straight up once


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.986788 del
>>986786
No him, but I tend to find chili seeds don't add that much heat unless you actively grind them up with your teeth.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.986789 del
>>986780
Nah they're a throw together. Vietnamese sandwich.
>>986786
>>986788
If you don't fry chillies in oil they won't release their flavor and you will eat too many and get indigestion


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.986790 del
>>986787
The ethic called me up to come and get Cruisey from her house once because he had set his clothes on fire to destroy the evidence.


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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.986792 del
Sobering up.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.986793 del
>>986792
Big mistake


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.986794 del
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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.986795 del
>>986791
Your a picayune


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.986796 del
>>986793
tha sober life ain't fo' errybody ya dig


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.986797 del
>>986795
i'll perconf yo bifddur


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.986798 del
>>986792
Monk! NO!!!


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.986799 del
My arms and hands are sticky.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.986800 del
>>986799
jamboy?


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.986801 del
>>986800
Leaf trimming


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.986802 del
You can't have sobriety without a sob.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.986803 del
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popped a no-doz and put on some music, feeling perky, might do something productive


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.986804 del
All the Irish whisky looks crap I may just get bleh instead.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.986806 del
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Cruisey we need to go and find this gril


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.986807 del
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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.986808 del
>>986806
Is she at kfc? We should start there anyhow.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.986809 del
>>986808
I doubt she eats KFC, but it's a good place to fuel up and start our journey.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.986810 del
apparently Finland has five (5) KFCs


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.986811 del
>>986810
Cruisey we need to eat at all of them.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.986812 del
>>986810
They had none five or six years ago. I bet that fat Linux faggot made them get some.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.986813 del
Amaxon jeet hasn't delivered despite setting out 4 hours ago. I bet he stole my deodorant for a giggle.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.986814 del
>>986811
The whole stores?


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.986815 del
>>986814
Just a regular size combo at each one, I think. We are not gluttons and we do not want to get fat before finding the cutie with the gun.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.986816 del
Webby can pretend he's not fat, he just has a really thick snow jacket on.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.986817 del
>>986815
She might be a chubby chaser you never know.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.986818 del
>>986817
I am yet to meet one IRL


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.986819 del
>>986810
Finland actually sounds like one of the better run european countries.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.986820 del
>>986819
Mongols run a tight ship


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.986821 del
>>986819
they avoided falling for the communism thing and were generally wary of foreigners/foreign influence
plus they were pretty chill cos it's cold lol


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.986822 del
>>986818
Women love a guy with a fat massive wallet


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.986823 del
>>986822
is he still alive and successful on youtube?


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.986824 del
Grok just said pepe and apu were 'very specific' and implied they were too rare for stable diffsion models to know about.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.986825 del
(2.10 MB 1280x720 based mummybot.mp4)


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.986826 del
>>986824
Tell him to grok right off


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.986827 del
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uhh thanks


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.986828 del
>>986827
PetalSmoothNEET


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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.986832 del
17:00pm in the evening, six hours after he set out, and the amaxon jeet still hasn't been past


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.986833 del
wanna fingerbang that sheila from Bewitched

milk milk sausage roll
possum has a smelly hole
*waves wand*


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.986834 del
>>986832
>17:00pm in the evening,
If only Pajeet was as precise with his work as you are with timestamp.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.986835 del
>>986834
He was 4min off


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.986836 del
>>986834
Thank you.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.986837 del
wanna fingerbang weber


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.986838 del
>>986837
Tie a rope around your leg.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.986839 del


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.986840 del
lamington ice cream is interesting
not unpleasant, but not something I'd buy again


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.986841 del
17:35pm in the evening and the Amaxon pajeet delivered


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.986842 del
desiccated coconut gives the ice cream a strange texture


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.986843 del
>>986829
Problems weren't.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.986844 del
>>986841
Thank you.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.986845 del
>>986843
What's for breakfast?


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.986846 del
>>986779
Tick, Boom?


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.986847 del
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Goon AfterNEET Big Fellas

Pleasant day. Woke up at 8am feeling refreshed. No more 3am / 5am drama. Working theory is that i am well cleansed. Some good work rolled in today. Can smell those dollar bills. Could have garn Noosa but did not. Good Choice not burning that fuel. Some poor sod rocked up with literally a $5 dollar multimeter from the 90s Mitre 10 here sold him $35 today without the 9v battery too ! just so he could check his EEB battery ! I literally got usbC powerered mm / scope of ali for that much.... absolute highway robbery....

Anyhooos how is the rest of you lot ? Have you guys seem the neew cigarette prices comming soon ?


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.986848 del
Esafety commission sends a takedown notice to Kiwifarms, expecting to get results.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.986849 del
>>986848
Post the screenshot of what's his face's response.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.986850 del
>>986847
Henlo nuro!.
How much are ciggies going up?


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.986851 del


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.986852 del
>>986841
Better late than never


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.986853 del
>>986847
Based.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.986854 del
>>986852
Better Nate than Lever!!


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.986855 del
>>986849
It's pretty boring, to the level of being a copy+paste job. The same message would have been conveyed to just ignoring it.


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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.986857 del
>>986854
Fuck lever that guys a cunt.
Nate's alright I guess.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.986858 del
>>986854
Xhortled


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.986859 del
>>986855
oh I thought he usually sent a paragraph of verbal abuse to such things


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.986860 del
>>986859
He goes more for smug than abuse these days.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.986861 del
>>986857
I have a TwinkTok like this post


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.986862 del
>>986860
They all drop off with time and minor celebrity.
Anglin closed the Daily Stormer the other day after finally realised he had dropped off big time (and also the jews won).


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.986863 del
>>986848
>lolcow llc
everytime....

<dear e-safety karen if i comply with this request for free it will give you a precedent to do this a another thousand times, therefore every document you request taken down has a $10000 removal fee, thank you for atttention on this matter

>>986850
a friend showed me a price tag of $100 for a pack of 40s

literally more expensive than weed

>>986851
any Liza Minnelli joke is golden XD

>>986853
BASADO!

>>986856
actually steak tonite


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.986864 del
>>986862
Josh used to have the most magnificent angry spazzouts but I guess he may have grown out of them.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.986866 del
>>986863
>a friend showed me a price tag of $100 for a pack of 40s
fark
no wonder the black market is popping off
saw somewhere that a $250k shipping container of ciggarettes sourced from the middle east is worth $10-15m here on the black market

>actually steak tonite
noice
I had a toasted ham sandwich and some air fryer chips with chiggen salt and then some lamington ice cream for pudding


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.986867 del
>>986863
Don't forget to have an irish whigsy or a guinness tonight for st patricks day, Numo


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.986869 del
>>986864
might have also matured enough to realise one day he might poke the wrong bear and end up extradited or killed


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.986870 del
>>986869
He did have a tranny with a crossbow turn up at his house in the old days.
He hid in the toilet and his mum told the tranny to go away.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.986874 del
>>986845
The usual.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.986875 del
>>986870
The dunny was his safe space, cute.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.986876 del
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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.986878 del
>>986874
hamandex?


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.986880 del
>>986876
Cruisey I wanna pat this one


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.986881 del
>>986878
Sunny side ups.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.986882 del
>>986867
I am Welsh, i almost hate the Irish more than Niggers. Is Monk A paddy ? that could explain alot.

Remember the tune fellas
š…¤š…¤š…¤ š…¤ as bad as your day š…¤ š…¤ at least your not IGAy š…¤š…¤š…¤ š…¤


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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.986884 del
>>986882
everybody is irish on st paddys day
even whizzy and shibs


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.986885 del
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Alt history where we didn't fuck up Gallipoli


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.986886 del
>>986882
Your last name is Welsh, you look like a Scot mong.
Scotts and Welsh came from Ireland.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.986887 del
Erin go bragh


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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.986889 del
>>986885
We need the dardinelles before we take constantinople back, then the black sea is ours.


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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.986895 del
MY ARSE!!!


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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.986897 del
>>986887
>Erin go bragh
Tiocfaidh Ɣr lƔ!


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.986898 del
I've a bunch of Dropkick Murphies and Fiddler's Green somewhere. Latter are actually Germans.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.986899 del
>>986895
Language!


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.986900 del
>>986888
it's funny cos it probably happened more than once


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.986901 del
>>986895
And my shillelagh!


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.986902 del
Or rather saill Ʃalaigh.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.986903 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rLrya5CH4yU [Embed]


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.986905 del
I love how the irish tossed the english out of their country after decades of armed struggle and terrorism only to have their own elected government flood it with third world immigrants.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.986906 del
Monks greek u dumbfuck and you're not welsh youre some kind of indistinguishable brown mystery meat


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.986907 del
This one is a Fiddler's Green cover of Mrs McGrath


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.986908 del
>>986905
IRA is Marxist, not nationalist.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.986909 del
>>986904
lol I wouldn't have picked you as having a Wolfe Tones collection


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.986910 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=st0QLzrMZmY [Embed]


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.986911 del
>>986909
I just dl'd what you linked.
Tho now that you mention it I remember dl'ing Wolfe Tones discography.
Also I lik Ireland. It's a lot like Hungary.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.986912 del
>>986898
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JMQW_ffGHnk [Embed]

This album is a good one. Has a couple gaelic songs too, but mostly english


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.986913 del
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Forgot pic


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.986914 del
you're a harry, wizzy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IqUN4YdQgVQ [Embed]


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.986915 del
>>986906
I don't have any Greek nationalist songs saved sadly.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.986916 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FgSZgakakLw [Embed]


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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.986919 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ubXvKjZEqI0 [Embed]


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.986920 del
Actually. I heard about a Hungarian band playing Irish folk punk. Am gonna try and find em.
Until then PASO. Which isn't Irish at all but whatever.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.986921 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GjZU3Fpw_HU [Embed]


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.986922 del
>>986921
the bodrin solo at 4.00 rocks


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.986923 del
>>986911
>Also I lik Ireland. It's a lot like Hungary.
Interesting.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.986924 del
>>986914
God I hope it's on this weekend.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.986925 del
Actually I found two. Not sure which one I heard about. Picked randomly one song from each from their yt channels.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.986926 del
whigsy time


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.986927 del
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>>986925
And it's a firkin mkv!


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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.986930 del
>>986928
straight to the pool room


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.986931 del
>>986930
I would buy that clock if I saw it


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.986932 del
>>986929
Based.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.986933 del
From 2001-2008 I always spent most of St Patrick's Day at the Irish Club on Carrington St. I'd usually have lost the power of speech by about 9pm, having been drinking from 9am.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.986934 del
first couple of years I'd leave work at lunchtime and not go back
after that management made me take the day off as leave


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.986935 del
>>986916
>>986919
Cool songs.

>>986921
Heh. Quite the instrumentation.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.986936 del
Was talking to my neighbour, his missus just had twins.
He gets 14 weeks paternity leave and after that he said he can get another 3 months as a carer at full pay if a dr writes them a note saying she needs care.
6 months off at full pay and he's a diesel mechanic for a mining company.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.986937 del
>>986936
fark
that's alright
pretty sure the mine will fuck him off somehow if he tries the extra 3 months


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.986938 del
>>986929
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z6o_zpb2N44 [Embed]


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.986939 del
>>986934
Suprisingly sensible of management


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.986940 del
>>986939
dad died later in 2008 and management fired me in 2009, so I stopped


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.986941 del
>>986940
>management fired me
For being too whimsical?


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.986942 del
>>986941
for some definition of whimsical, yes


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.986943 del
They couldn't handle the whimsy


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.986944 del
>>986934
>first couple of years I'd leave work at lunchtime and not go back
Every single day? Impressive performance.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.986945 del
>>986944
St Patrick's Day, ReadingComprehensionNEET


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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.986947 del
>>986944
Peeps doing the most work in the 3 hours following the start of the shift. After that it's all lazing around.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.986948 del
>>986946
Any big fat orange monster story?


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.986949 del
>>986945
Monk would've done it every day.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.986950 del
Might rename my penis after a quake level.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.986951 del
night


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.986952 del
>>986948
I keep eye out for them but not many are posted. He only posts these


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.986953 del
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>>986847
naught noots


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.986954 del
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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.986956 del
>>986952
Thanks.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.986957 del
Need to make porn with voice cloning but can't write for shit. There must be first person text porn somewhere.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.986959 del
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Watching a DPA video published yesterday and what do I spy with my little eyes?


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.986960 del
are you cunts seeing this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YDPsRyV5lQk [Embed]


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.986961 del
>>986960
I'm watching sosharding else, cunt.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.986962 del
gm neets


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.986963 del


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NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.986965 del
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Said ready for real neet hours last ready for real neet hours and nobody replied, so you can stick your GMs up your arse.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.986966 del
And the mong cunt has placed a filter on n I g h t. Fuck this shit.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:02 [Preview] No.986967 del
>>986966
And so shard ing.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.986968 del
You can blame me, when you feel when you wanna blame someone, and you know that you gonna
Blame me, when you feel that you gotta blame someone so go ahead come on


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.986969 del
Dun goofed, oh well.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.986970 del
Might become a lank, sunken eyed sullen reclusive.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.986971 del
>>986968
>>986969
They crave the stick. Be ready.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.986972 del
>>986971
Now that St. Paddy day passed, today I'm Mexican.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.986973 del
>>986972
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLrW4IcPiWw


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.986974 del
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>trying to get that all important extra half hour of sleep
>some boomer starts mowing the lawn outside my window at 8 in the morning
it's JUST going to be one of those days. JUSTday


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.986975 del
>>986758
Express post parcel arrived in Adelaide at 5am. They are delivering it tomorrow. 72 hours for 24 hour delivery. I pay for it as the customer, and the merchant is the one who gets compensated by AP.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.986976 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/australia-takes-in-record-number-of-migrants-in-12-months-albanese-plan-in-tatters/news-story/e34dd241ff00fc098a062ecf28b18894
>Australia has taken in a record number of migrants in the past year, despite the government’s promise to reduce the figures.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.986978 del
Might go for a drive, find a bakery, get sosharding for morning tea.


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 23:14 [Preview] No.986980 del
shit
shid
shitting
shidding


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.986981 del
sausage
soshard


NEET 03/17/2026 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.986982 del
soshart


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.986983 del
Squeezed 4 shoshards out.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 00:09 [Preview] No.986984 del
Chilli pie for lunch.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.986985 del
>>986984
Fromst whomes?


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 00:24 [Preview] No.986986 del
>>986985
Four'n Twenty and I cut up a birds eye chilli and put it in half way through cooking.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 00:26 [Preview] No.986987 del
>>986986
Interesting.
executiveherbot used to cut the lids off pies and sprinkle curry powder in them.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.986989 del
>>986987
>executiveherbot
Sounds like zesty kitten has been back on the catnip and wordfilters


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.986991 del
>>986989
ffs didn't even notice that


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 01:00 [Preview] No.986992 del
>>986989
He has gone mad with power, It's just like that time Possum made us all line up and do french chorus dancing for him.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.986993 del
>>986992
it wouldn't bother me if he'd put some thought into it and made sure he was filtering on a whole word by using spaces
instead he just fucked everything up


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.986994 del
might drink


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.986995 del
>>986994
might as well neet.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.986996 del
Might draw up plans for an unlicensed buffy the vampire video game.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.986997 del
>Indian immigrants in Victoria are calling for Punjabi to be taught in public schools, saying their "culture will die" if kids don't learn the language.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.986998 del
>>986996
put in an easter egg where you can see her boobies!


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.986999 del
>>986995
am drinking now


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.987000 del
>>986975
They ended up delivering everything just now.
One more item out for delivery by some iMile mob. I pressume that'll be a jeet in a toyota corolla


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.987001 del
>>986997
They have already won.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.987002 del
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>>987001
St Patrick's Day in Ireland a few hours ago. Yes, really. It should be clear to everyone that this is a total show of cultural dominance.
These pieces of shit will take any opportunity they can to make another ethnic group's event all about them.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.987003 del
>>986997
Once upon a time if families here wanted to keep their kids educated about their language and roots, and weren't equipped to do it at home, the kids would do 5 days of normal Australian school Monday through Friday, and then a day of (say) German school on the weekend.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 03:37 [Preview] No.987005 del
>>987000
>I pressume that'll be a jeet in a toyota corolla
two for two
can have a shit in peace now


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.987006 del
Shit in peas


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.987007 del
>>987006
Not a naughty idea 😃

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.987008 del
(3.65 MB 4032x3024 IMG_4457.jpeg)
(2.71 MB 4032x3024 IMG_4458.jpeg)
I bet burob doesn't give customers free stickers and grip donuts.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.987009 del
naughty

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.987010 del
another fucking word filter
we need another BO


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:12 [Preview] No.987011 del
burob

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:12 [Preview] No.987012 del
THREE FUCKING TIMES TODAY I HAVE DISCOVERED THESE FUCKING FILTERS


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.987013 del
>>987012
I think you win a prize 😃

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.987014 del
and that's probably because I'm the only mong FUCKING CUNT posting besides the FUCKING SPAMMER


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.987015 del
>>987014
>mong
and that's a fourth
fuck this shit
I'm out


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.987016 del
>>987014
Get a job bum

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.987017 del
I for one fully support Zesty in his reign of tyrannical chaos.
If it upsets the mongs it must be good.
All hail the Kitten of Khaos.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.987018 del
>>987014
We are all watching from behind the bushes


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.987019 del
Cunt

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.987020 del
>>987018
Cruisey keeps touching me on the leg


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.987021 del
>>987018
Hope u got a whizzer to whizz away on when you get spotted

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.987022 del
>>987021
My whizzer is out and ready


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:28 [Preview] No.987023 del
Weeeeeeeeber


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:28 [Preview] No.987024 del
(297.10 KB 1600x1308 Bushneets.jpg)


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.987025 del
Last BO made a point about not upsetting Weber.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:32 [Preview] No.987026 del
>>987023
>22.5 feels like 25.2
>jacket rated for Antarctica


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.987027 del
>>987026
>22.5 feels like 25.2

What u drinking ?

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.987028 del
>>987025
*was in love with


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.987029 del
>>987026
It is very warm. Got it for $12 from the salvos.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.987030 del
>>987027
https://reg.bom.gov.au/sa/observations/saall.shtml
>Parafield
>mong cunt doesn't realise high humidity and no wind makes things feel hotter


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.987031 del
>>987029
That's a good deal


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.987032 del
>>987028
I thought the new one was Possum again, but I dont think he's a furry, or was ever in love with Weber.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.987033 del
NEET soap opera


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.987034 del
>>987030
All I saw was rain, so put it on.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.987035 del
>>987032
Possum loves all the NEETs equally.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.987036 del
>>987035
Thats why he doesnt post here anymore.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.987037 del
>>987032
Possum was never this immature, nor did he (as far as aware) have the interest in coding to produce his own password-protected image board, which ZestyDieInAFire did. There is also a conflict of interest there, but I can't be bothered trying to explain why a BO shouldn't be trying to push an alternate board.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.987038 del
>>987034
That's fine, it's the spammer I was calling a mong cunt. He even hails from one of the most humid states in the country, yet apparently failed year 3 science.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.987039 del
All the cool kids are on https://www.ausneets.cv/ anyway ...

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.987040 del
>>987036
One day when we are all good NEETs he will post again.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.987041 del
>>987038
Who's the mong now ?

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.987042 del
>>987041
you, as I just stated


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.987043 del
>>987036
I heard he spends all his time at the local RSL club playing bingo.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.987044 del
>>987041
Not only are you a mong you are a mong who likes pretending to be another slightly less retarded mong.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.987045 del
I spent 20 years trying to "fix" my life. I finally realized I was just polishing shadows.

I spent decades trying to polish the shadows on the wall while the projector was on fire. (And by projector, I mean my own mind—I just didn't know it yet.)

I treated my life like a never-ending home renovation. I thought if I could just get the relationship to work, keep the bank account at a "safe" number, and finally get my life to look successful from the outside, the knot in my stomach would untie itself. It was a cycle of "seek and do not find."

I was treating effects as causes, convinced that rearranging the furniture of my life would somehow fix the draft in my soul. But here’s the raw truth I had to swallow: trying to fix your life at the level of form is a doomed game. It’s like trying to change the movie by screaming at the screen.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.987046 del
Most of the questions we ask—"How do I fix my career?" or "How do I find a better city?"—are actually pseudo-questions. They are a form of propaganda for the ego because they assume the world is real and that the solution lies "out there." The reason these fixes fail isn’t a lack of effort; it’s a fundamental misunderstanding of what we’re actually looking at.

The Breakthrough: Distinguishing Form from Content

The "master key" to stopping this madness is the distinction between Form and Content. If you don't grasp this, you’re stuck in an addiction to form. We are addicted to specifics because form is a defense against the truth. It keeps us distracted by the "what" so we never have to look at the "why."

Form is the script (the specific events, people, and circumstances).

Content is the purpose (the interpretation of those events in the mind).

The ego uses form to keep you mindless. The Holy Spirit uses form to lead you back to the mind.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.987047 del
How to Shift Your Perception

When you stop trying to change the script (Form) and start changing the purpose (Content), the world stops being a battlefield and becomes a classroom. Here is how the shift looks in practice:

Conflict: Instead of asking "Is this war justified?" (Form) ask "Is this a call for love?" (Content)

Money: Instead of asking "What if I lose my job?" (Form) ask "Am I reinforcing scarcity or trust?" (Content)

Relationships: Instead of asking "Why did they leave me?" (Form) ask "What is this showing me about my attachment to people?" (Content)


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.987048 del
The "Movie Watcher" Analogy

Imagine you are in a cinema. The screen shows a tragedy. You don't rush up to the screen to wipe away the tears of the characters; you realize it's just light projected through film.

In your life, you are the Dreamer, not the character in the dream. When you see sosharding the world calls "evil" or "attack," recognize it as a call for love from a mind that has forgotten its identity. You aren't responsible for the events in the world; you are responsible for the thought system you choose to align with.

When you feel the "cage rattling," stop and do some Mind Watching. Use these three questions to unplug:

Am I trying to change the world right now, or am I willing to change my mind about the world?

What is my actual purpose for this—peace or being right?

Am I seeing this situation as an attack, or can I see it as a call for love?

This shift in purpose leads to a "consistent, stabilized perception" where external chaos can no longer dictate your internal state.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.987049 del
>>987047
Instead of asking "what is this shit?" Ask "why don't you fuck off?"


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.987050 del
>>987048
>The "Movie Watcher" Analogy
If you've seen 50% of a movie and it is shit, the rest of the move is also going to be shit and you should walk out.
Ergo, if the first half of your life has been shit, there is no reason not to kill yourself.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.987051 del
>>987037
We need to go back to duckboard.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:53 [Preview] No.987052 del
Conclusion: The Authority Problem

Ultimately, every problem we think we have is a smokescreen for the Authority Problem: the question of whether I created myself or was created by God. The ego wants to believe it is the author of its own reality, but peace only comes when we yield and accept that we are as God created us.

You have no control over the world, but you have absolute control over your mind. Peace is an internal decision, not a worldly achievement.

If you want to dive deeper into the mechanics of this shift, I highly recommend David Hoffmeister’s Unwind Your Mind Back to God It isn’t about learning new skills; it’s about unlearning the world.

Where are you still trying to "fix the form" today, and what would happen if you just decided to change the purpose instead?

Find the book Unwind Your Mind Back to God here:
https://store.livingmiraclescenter.org/collections/a-course-in-miracles-books/products/unwind-your-mind-experiencing-acim


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:53 [Preview] No.987053 del
>>987051
If only. Still think it was Zesty or Davo who posted the URL here.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.987054 del
>>987051
That place seems like heaven now.
You don't know what you've got till it's gone.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.987055 del
>>987051
But I wasn't allowed there and same for my boi tiffo :(

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.987056 del
>>987017
šŸ‘†šŸ’Æ


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.987057 del


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.987058 del
Sun is well over the yardarm
Time for a choof


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.987060 del
Had a binge, a 350g cinnabon cake from woolies. Was actually pretty good by woolies standards, but regreting it now. But it was noice, dense, sweet and sticky.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.987061 del
>>987060
> dense, sweet and sticky.
That other NEETs exact body type.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.987062 del
>>987060
Should have gotten the 12 doughnuts and whatever ice cream was on special.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.987063 del
>>987061
Possum told me I was dense, sweet and sticky once.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.987064 del
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>>987060
>0.5/5 stars health rating


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.987065 del
>>987063
>once
*nonce


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.987066 del
>>987055
Afternoon burob,
I have been having that daydream again. I am in a WD, the engine spools as I gain speed. I slam into IGAy


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.987067 del
going to make chips and chiggen burgah salt for dindins
might try half a shaker of salt
want to marry it


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.987068 del
Might apply for NDIS funding to study the effects of alcohol and cannabis abuse amongst middle aged unemployed autistic men.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.987069 del
>>987068
Good luck in the coming draft


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.987070 del
>>987066
Did you pound him afterwards?


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.987071 del
>>987069
Have you given up even slightly making sense?


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.987072 del
>>987067
Sounds good
>want to marry it
I hope you have a wonderful life together.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.987073 del
>>987067
Congratulations on the Engagement NEET


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.987074 del
>>987071
I have executiveherbot's draft papers. Everything is cyclical.
Watch the filter fuck up my Dad's name.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.987075 del
>tfw no chiggen salt gf


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.987076 del
>>987074
I have a letter from the Australian army saying they don't want me.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.987077 del
>>987066
Good Evening Tiffy

That is a truely basex dream. I hope u have that dream every ready for real neet hours. It must be so satisfying

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.987078 del
>>987076
heh
Adelaide recruitment centre officer basically did a "weeeeellllll we can sign you up, but neither of us really want that"


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.987079 del
that was 1999
they're probably more desperate for 19 year olds now


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.987080 del
>>987078
It's the reverse of getting king, if you can shit on the recruiting officers desk before he can stop you they can't sign you up.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.987081 del
King = disability


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.987082 del
>>987080
I was in excellent physical condition, it was just clear to everybody that I hated them and they hated me and I'd probably private pyle a boot instructor


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.987083 del
>>987081
another filter? ffs
cunt took leave of his senses last ready for real neet hours and then either slept or waged through today


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.987084 del
Two questions on my mind today:
1 - why do so many middle age tech workers become trannies?
2 - will webby be next?


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.987085 del
burob is on king


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.987086 del
>>987083
he's had too much sugar.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.987087 del
>>987084
>2 - will webby be next?
like Hattori Hanzō, he has forsaken IT work


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.987088 del
>>987084
1-because they play female characters in vidya their whole lives
2-Nah


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.987089 del
>>987083
>last ready for real neet hours and
ffs


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.987090 del
Tbf Cruisey also used to do this


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.987091 del
>>987090
they were never this plentiful or this fucked up


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.987092 del
A forum I was on used to filter hash browns to BIG BLACK COCK which didn't happen often but it was always funny when it did.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.987093 del
>>987092
sosharding off the wall and random is fine
not dozens of regular words without any sort of boundary like f a t


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.987094 del
jesus fucking christ
another one


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.987095 del
sosharding


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.987096 del
s o m e t h i n g = sosharding


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.987097 del
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>>987084
will webby be next?
Already done ages ago.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.987098 del
Shibs: Remove the fucking filters entirely. I don't care about boundaries between BO and Global faggots.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.987099 del
Sosharding sosharding executive burob disability


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.987101 del
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NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.987102 del
>>987101
I wouldn't care if the fuckwit who created the filter fucking showed up ONCE to police the damage


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.987104 del
Was the Irish whisky any good?


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.987105 del
>>987103
Zesty !

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.987106 del
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NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.987107 del
>>987103
Reminder that all the neets kvetching about zesty didn't want the job themselves.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.987108 del
Why do you use jewish words if u hate them so much?


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.987109 del
>>987107
Reminder that you're the only other NEET who wanted to be BO.
Lol


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.987110 del
>>987108
Why does he spend his entire day looking up jews and niggers, reading about them and starting conversations about them if he hates them so much?


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.987111 del
>>987110
Lack of sex.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.987112 del
>>987110
>I can't tell who posts what


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.987113 del
>>987111
We keep telling him to come along on thursday ready for real neet hourss.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.987114 del
>>987111
Having to pay for the whores is basically the same as being incel. You might get your dick wet, but you're still unwanted by any female who isn't chasing financial compensation.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.987115 del
>>987114
>>987112
Lol
It is getting desperate for attention today.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.987116 del
>>987114
Have sex.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.987117 del
>>987098
I have no control over the board settings.
And the filter is on me-th. Not on some-thing.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.987118 del
>>987117
Can you hit him with a stick?


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.987119 del
Might smoke some shard


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.987120 del
Ah, that makes more sense


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.987121 del
>>987119
šŸ‘‘


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.987122 del
At ready for real neet hours executive burob spends his king money on shard


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.987123 del
>>987106
kek
Good poster for UMM PTY LTD to hang on the wall.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.987124 del
It's about creating memories.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.987125 del
>>987108
Not me, ADIDAS


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.987126 del
>>987124
Cruisey I wanna create memories too


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.987127 del
>>987117
>the filter
there's at least 7


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.987128 del
>>987127
He should add seven (7) more. Keep them on their feet.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.987129 del
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>>987127
I've found 5 (five)


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.987130 del
>>987129
read the thread you fucking idiot


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.987131 del
>>987130
Eat my arsehole retard


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.987132 del
>>987130
Cool your jets busta.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.987133 del
>>987132
He's just too damn hot!


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.987134 del
I think we all need to have a nice calming game of bingo with Posso at the RSL to settle down.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.987135 del
10K isn't just a Perth drug dealer, he's one of the nigger-loving South African imports.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.987136 del
>>987118
If I had such access to users, I'd solve some more pressing matters first.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.987137 del
>>987135
True if big.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.987138 del
>>987134
Sounds very nice.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.987139 del
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NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.987140 del
Cruisey can we do drugs and then play bingo


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.987141 del
>>987136
What issue can't be solved with a stick? 🧐


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.987142 del
>>987140
God I hope he's busy with the Etho.
I am still xhortling about his last story.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.987143 del
>>987141
Dying of thirst.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.987144 del
>>987143
He could solve that with a stick.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.987145 del
>>987144
I suppose you coukd whack someone else with the stick and take their water.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.987146 del


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.987147 del
>>987145
Exactly, a true grind mindset. You are set for success NEET.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.987148 del
Realistically whacking other people with a stick and taking their stuff is the basis of most forms of government.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.987149 del
>>987148
The NEETs reclaim what is rightfully theirs


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.987150 del
>>987141
It's not the stick's lack of power to solve things, it's the access to use the fugging stick.
If I could beat up users, there is a long list before arriving to trivial matters such as wordfilters.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.987151 del
>>987146
I tried using one of those but it keeps pointing me towards Dan.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.987152 del
>>987151
Good stick. Keep it close.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.987153 del
>>987150
You should invest in some kind of decorative stick holder. Always keep one within reach.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.987154 del
Got tooth out. Was apparently difficult for a wisdom tooth. He was very violent, chips were flying. Could smell burning bone dust from the drill. Still bleeding and starting to throb. Waiting for painkillers. Numbing wearing off. Was like it was broken off my jaw. .. now the wage phone
Wont stop..
Had to stop posting to write that.
No goon or choof today, had 2 tapentadol, so hopefully pharmajew can prevent me being a degenerboong.
So much blood. Guy was pushing so hard, I could smell bone dust burning, shattered it into like 8 pieces.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.987155 del
>>987154
Sorry to hear that. Gonna get better.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.987156 del
>>987154
That doesn't good overall but at least it's out. Get the Etho to help with your treatment.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.987157 del
>>987154
Sorry to hear that neet. Treated mine with rum and panadol and it sorted itself, luck of the draw


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.987158 del
>>987154
you said overready for real neet hours he approved your surgery
get your fucking story straight


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.987159 del
>>987158
>overready for real neet hours


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.987160 del
>>987053
Yeah, it was a dog act. Will not be forgotten. All so he can come back to fucking burob.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.987161 del
>>987154
It's good that it is out, couple weeks and it will be a forgotten ready for real neet hoursmare.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.987162 del
>>987159
Goon tax!


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.987163 del
>>987097
Vile post


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.987164 del
>>987064
Means you can have 10.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.987165 del
>>987090
His were fun.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.987166 del
>>987115
Its the other one. Heil Tiff.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.987167 del
ready for real neet hoursmare
memory


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.987168 del
>>987135
The ones that hate blacks, in my experience (and I know lots of Boers) are Jewish.
The rest are evangelical and they love everyone.. sort of.
I'm still coming to terms that most of Australia's Jews are south African. The whole save the white farmers seems like a lie now because of it.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.987169 del
>>987140
Yes. Central tavern, pint and parmi for 25 and then pokes afterwards. Waddle to wombieboig for waffles and mongster after while setting homeless peoples trolleys on fire.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.987170 del
>>987142
I had booked a rendesvous tomorrow morning but just called to say dont worry about it


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.987171 del
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NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.987172 del
>>987142
>xhortling
I saw you post that the other day too. That was a good mistake.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.987173 del
>>987150
I beg your pardon.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.987174 del
>>987154
Fucking hell that sounds brutal


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.987175 del
>>987169
>Central tavern
It's called Grand Central Bistro, you retard.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.987176 del
>>987170
I think you could squeeze a quickie in. A blow-and-go.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.987177 del
>>987171
kek, poor bat


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.987178 del
>>987155
Cheers
>>987156
Therapeutic skullfucking fixes most things.
>>987157
Yeah, it works but itll flare up again.
Next time its really naughty go to a main hospital ed, shouldnt cost anything then.
Today cost me $845, after the two last ones thats well over a grand.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.987179 del
>>987172
ā¤ļø


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.987180 del
>>987173
Shibs wants to flog us all with a stick.
He shall show no regard for friend or foe, all get the stick.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.987181 del
>>987158
I didnt say that. They said on the phone only the head dentist can make the call on the day. I presumed he was going to. And I was ready to crack a wobbly bevause its taken so long.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.987182 del
>>987178
Yeah theres a reason all dentists have big fuggin houses.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.987183 del
>>987180
I'll turkey slap you with my stick.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.987184 del
>>987171
Should see the other guy


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.987185 del
>>987183
Turkey slap? More like a budgie slap.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.987186 del
>>987173
Just follow back the conversation. Links exists for a reason.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.987187 del
>>987174
He put his whole weight into it. Top one were just a snap and pull it out, this was in lost of pieces, plus had to cut the meat away because it was only half out.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.987188 del


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.987189 del
>>987175
>Bistro
Noone in lizbef would call it that, doofus.
I say the one next to the footy oval.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.987190 del
>>987176
Thats all she wanted. She has things to do at 11, and I have a shift about then too.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.987191 del
>>987189
Spoken like a Sturt supporter visiting CDFC. I hope the U15 squad set you on fire.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.987192 del
>>987188
Thats not me. Its probably you.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.987193 del
>>987192
yes of course it is retard


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.987194 del
>>987180
😢


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.987195 del
>>987191
I'm an Alberton supporter.
Close second are the dogs.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.987196 del
>>987190
>Thats all she wanted
She's a keeper.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.987197 del
Ooh. Those pills are kicking in.
Love opiates.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.987198 del
Warwick Davis is taught how to use a bong for Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003)


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.987199 del
>>987197
>tfw nurо


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.987200 del
>>987198
You can feel the culture!


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.987201 del
>>987199
>We were somewhere around Noosa on the edge of the desert when the blue blocks began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive. . . ."


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.987202 del
I just got up to get a whisky and I accidently got an orange juice instead.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.987203 del
>>987198
>The film holds an 20% approval rating on review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, based on 10 reviews.[2] The film was included in Entertainment Weekly's "The worst movie sequels ever" article, writing, "if a movie could spark a race riot, this is it".[3]


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.987204 del
>>987201
God I love that moofie. I would watch that version just as passionately.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.987205 del
>>987203
Kek, I might have to watch that


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.987206 del
>>987202
means whisky for breakfast
I don't make the rules


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.987207 del
>>987204
I still choose to believe Monk and nuro are on a roadtrip around Australia.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.987208 del
>>987206
Nah, I tipped the oj back into the bottle


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.987209 del
>>987207
They are on a spiritual adventure of sorts.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.987210 del
>>987202
Thats a great mistake.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.987211 del
>>987208
Bad, on purpose.
When God speaks, listen.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.987212 del
>>987211
>When God speaks, listen.
True, never skip a Dan post.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.987213 del


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.987214 del


NEET Board owner 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.987215 del
Turned the filters off. I thought it would take weeks to find those. Don't know where the other two mods were today.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.987216 del
>>987215
I don't mind whimsical wordfilters. Some neets are more irritable. The meth wasnt thought through tho.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.987217 del
>>987215
>Don't know where the other two mods were today
Probably wanking or gooning the day away.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.987218 del
>>987216
People rarely think meth through.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.987219 del
>>987216
>Some neets are more irritable.
Goon deficiency is probably the leading cause.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.987220 del
>>987213
I can see her going to onlyfans and doing kinky stuff with fan belts and stuff.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.987221 del
>>987217
There is no shame.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.987222 del
>>987221
The stigma is gone.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.987223 del
>>987218
They often think something.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.987224 del
Hey Shibs mate, if you really do want the NEETs beat with a stick I could do it for you for money.
You'd have to pay in advance but with the money you'd save by not flying here to stick them yourself you'd be practically making a profit.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.987225 del
>>987220
Photos of her in various positions


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.987226 del
>>987221
I remember a time in this country when men were proud to be ashamed.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.987227 del
>>987224
>want the NEETs beat with a stick
I dont.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.987228 del
Tried to compensate for my shameful cinnabon bun binge this morning by skipping a big dinner and having museli instead.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.987229 del
>>987215
Am I still a vol?
Dont submit to the NEETs, now they'll expect you to do what they ask next time.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.987230 del
>>987229
>Dont submit to the NEETs
Hot!


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.987231 del
>>987228
Well restrained.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.987232 del
Grok is giving lots of errors today. I thought I'd found a friend in grok. Woe.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.987233 del
>>987232
I have said it before, AI needs a Monk in the loop.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.987234 del
Havent eaten for 2 days, by accident.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.987235 del
>>987227
Well that fucks my scheme up completely then.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.987236 del
>>987234
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.987237 del
>>987236
We will use him to make some stock.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.987238 del
>>987237
Soylent NEET


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.987239 del
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NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.987240 del
Night.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.987241 del
>>987229
Don't know which one you were. Chicken dinner was removed awhile ago.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.987242 del
>straight into the green bin


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.987243 del
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NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.987244 del
Thinking about witch hunting.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.987245 del
>>987241
>doesnt know who hes talking to
>can see hashes


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.987246 del


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.987247 del
When Cruisey was BO he used to smoke the hashez


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.987248 del
Listening to The Idiot by Dostoyevsky. Its pretty gay. I know the outcomes and not sure I'll be fucked hearing the journey.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.987249 del
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>>987240
I am touched thank you neet t. the based one


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.987250 del
US navy have started using Helios, their own laser weapons. Iran is done.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.987251 del
This one time nuro took us out drinking and I don't know how we ended up there but we were at a bar and this boong started hastling us and saying he was a wanted man, and the boong pulled out a laser blaster and was going to shoot us but nuro had a lightsaber and cut the boong's arm off.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.987252 del
>>987250
PEW! PEW! PEW!


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.987253 del
>>987251
Kek
>Ny fren doesn't like you either


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.987254 del
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>>987251
A stripper stole my purple light sabre at strip club later

totally a true storie


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.987255 del


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.987256 del
>>987255
So how come you dont know what vol I am?


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.987257 del
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Recent research published in Molecular Psychiatry1 suggests that certain fragments of Neanderthal DNA may contribute to the complex landscape of autism spectrum disorder (ASD).
Functional MRI scans showed that individuals with a higher number of these Neanderthal variants exhibited increased activity in visual processing regions and decreased activation in the brain’s default mode network, which supports social cognition and introspection. These brain connectivity patterns align with cognitive profiles seen in many autistic individuals – heightened perceptual acuity, intense attention to detail, and social fatigue.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.987260 del
No choof night drags on.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.987261 del
Watching more Vikings
Bunch of people are starting to realise that following a mad fella who says he found the land of the gods is a bad idea


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.987262 del
>>987261
Flóki


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.987263 del
>>987262
Yep, I like Floki
But he is a mad cunt


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.987264 del
>>987248
Filtered, and by the audiobook


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.987268 del
>>987256
I don’t bother reading hashes. I feel like it ruins the game


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.987269 del
Really want a choof.
Causes dry socket apparently. Cant sleep.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.987270 del
>>987269
I will get weed soon and share it with the boys


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.987271 del
>>987270
Good fella. Help a brother out.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.987272 del
Can not sleep.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yG96RttfZtM [Embed]


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.987273 del
awake too early, have to go back to sleep


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.987274 del
>>987273
Have a drink.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.987275 del
>>987274
Thanks Dan.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.987276 del
GMNs


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.987277 del
>>987276
morning


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 21:03 [Preview] No.987278 del
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NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.987279 del


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 21:39 [Preview] No.987280 del
gm bros


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.987281 del
Picking the scabby head.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 21:55 [Preview] No.987282 del
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NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.987284 del
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This is why Possum doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.987286 del
>>987284
He had a nice comfy spot.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 23:03 [Preview] No.987287 del
>>987284
I'm jelly of all the friends he's got now.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.987288 del
>>987287
You didn't see what he did to teddy.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.987290 del
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NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 23:32 [Preview] No.987291 del
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What are neets up to today?


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 23:50 [Preview] No.987293 del
>>987291
Kicking myself for not seeing the ethnic. Was up til 4am though. Got to take Glenn to an appointment in an hour. Supposed to stay on soft food but the hunger burns. Might also get some choof, for another day. Listening to Sonia Dada.


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.987294 del
>>987293
> on soft food
Good idea, you wanna let it heal, when I had mine out it bled on and off for the week


NEET 03/18/2026 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.987295 del
>>987291
Got to do the final trim on the tomatoes and 2nd stage the clones.
Might also scratch my balls for a while.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.987299 del
Might hire some bodybuilders and ex penthouse pets to make a low budget 1980s fantasy film.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.987300 del
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NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.987302 del
word filter astral to anal


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.987303 del
ABORIGINAL ASTRAL


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.987304 del
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Can't get started today


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.987305 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u4AiuqQpB1U [Embed]


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.987306 del
ABORIGINAL anal


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.987307 del
>>987301
At least he dropped the shit images and put effort in this time


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.987308 del
>>987304
Time to give up and think about tomorrow.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.987309 del
How do I word filter without breaking words, like 'meth' in 'something'? Do I add a space before or after or both the input word?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.987310 del
Fell asleep in the waiting room with Glenn.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.987311 del
>>987310
You're not meant to sleep with the mongs.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.987312 del
>>987311
They are getting ready to hybernate.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.987313 del
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That bloody woman who led that Workforce course I had to attend before Christmas just texted.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.987314 del
>>987313
I wonder if the selfie with the work logo is the new way of finding out where you're working so they can claim it.
I literally had to threaten them with violence to stop them asking last time I went back to work.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.987315 del
>>987313
send her a dick pic, if she asks insist you're at work


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.987316 del
>>987314
I have no arrangement with the organisation she works for.
They want the photos for what you said and also probably using the photos for APM and Workforce propaganda without the compensation they would have to spend on models or licensing stock photos.

>>987315
thinking about sending goatse


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.987317 del
(2.64 MB 430x696 wacisturdle.webm)


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.987318 del
>>987316
Tell her the new job is shit and send a picture of a clogger.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.987319 del
Webbbbbber


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.987320 del
Or send a Cruisey pooing pic


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.987321 del
micropenis


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.987322 del
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driving down the straight of hormones


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.987323 del
I settled on simply blocking her number.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.987326 del
>>987325
We have a train mong here that loudly copies any announcements on the train.
He wears a fluro vest too and actually looks just like that mong but with a scruffy beard.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.987327 del
>>987326
It was considered a red flag at ARTC when interviewing anybody who seemed a little too into trains.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.987328 del
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>>987326
>train mong
Train *chad


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.987329 del
Boongs, mongs and crackheads all seem to like train stations.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.987330 del
Goon AfterNEET big Fellas

How we all holding up ?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.987333 del


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.987334 del
>>987330
Poorly, I think we need some chemical stimulation.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.987335 del
>>987334
I just had a bowl of chiggen salt and chips


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.987340 del
I'm still with Glenn at the hospital. Hungry and need some painkillers. No I dont want any chicken salt shitnuggets.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.987341 del
>>987340
Grab one of those white coats and pretend you're a doctor and just help yourself to whatever drugs you want.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.987342 del
I would also like to decline the shitnuggets.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.987344 del
>>987313
She was good value. I enjoyed her before MAX life story.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.987345 del
>>987319
The flag tells me this is at the Tugger's


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.987346 del
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>>987316
Send her this


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.987347 del


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.987351 del
soup for second dinner


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.987353 del


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.987354 del


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.987355 del
Started at a new warehouse wage cage yesterday. Pretty miserable. No other white guys there. Just all jeetoid women who waddle around like penguins and can't understand anything I say. They ask me which country I'm from to try and humiliate me.
I'm never going to get another job in an office. The 3+ year gap on the resume is a clear sign that I have fucked up my life. Useless dropkick mong fuck
Woe. Thinkin bout shitey. Might gar


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.987357 del
>>987355
>Might gar
Might is right.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.987358 del
>>987355
You are doing well King (šŸ‘‘)

>Just all jeetoid women who waddle around like penguins
Like attached?

>Might gar
Monk? No!


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.987359 del
>>987355
>Might gar
and have a sickie tomorrow?
suspect misso will boot you out if you do


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.987361 del
>>987355
Get a construction industry job, so you can be outside with white guys all day.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.987362 del
>>987361
without a trade, what could he do besides brickie's labourer? concrete assistant maybe?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.987363 del
Are we truely in the presence of The Real Based One (monk)?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.987364 del
>>987363
I very much doubt it considering how active the retard has been recently.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.987365 del
>>987358
Yes pretty much, I'm sure you've seen the ones I mean. Some of them were wearing their traditional dress under high vis vests. Fucking hate shitjeets so much its unreal

>>987359
Maybe. This is just a temporary gig the agency had spare before I start the proper assignment next week. Just one more long weekend and I'll stop living like a slug person

>>987361
Yeah I wanna do road construction spreading asphalt at night, looks cool. Need a white card but thats easy. Just hope its not one of those jobs where you need to be mates with someone to get a look in


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.987366 del
>>987362
>concrete assistant maybe
Principal Concrete Assistance, jazz the title up


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.987368 del
>>987365
>Just one more long weekend and I'll stop living like a slug person
You are already making good progress King (šŸ‘‘), keep at it


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.987369 del
I'm always progressing on giving (you) a better deal.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.987370 del
>>987369
Thanks Dan.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.987371 del
>>987362
>without a trade, what could he do
Underwater ceramic technician


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.987372 del
>>987371
šŸ‘†šŸ’Æ
That's a good title


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.987373 del
HP and the Underwater Ceramic Technician


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.987374 del
>>987373
7 PM AEDT this Saturday?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.987375 del
>>987290
I see a mixed messaging from his behalf.
Also does he know that the NATO is a defense alliance? Liek when one of them gets attacked then the others go help? Wars of aggression don't count.
Do definitions matter to him at all?
Or really the whole thing is just noise generation so people are busy with bs? Like the magician he does all the show to draw the attention away from the trick.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.987376 del
>>987375
He's been bitching about us too: https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/trump-says-he-doesnt-need-or-desire-australias-help-in-outburst-over-strait-of-hormuz/m7sq9dzut
Australia has actually sent an AWACS aircraft into his stupid little war, and has been sharing intelligence with his military. If the ungrateful cunt is going to behave like this, why do any of our political leaders entertain the belief that America is any kind of reliable ally?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.987377 del
>>987374
We'll see.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.987378 del
Cruisey I wanna try them all


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.987379 del
Is this AI?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.987380 del
Cruisey I want to root one of your herders.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.987381 del
Want to sign up for darkmatter but it's still down ffs


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.987382 del
>>987380
You should slide into the DMs of the Coworker


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.987383 del
New model! šŸ“ˆ


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.987384 del
>>987379
Surprisingly, I don't think so.

>>987383
Finally. I really needed an uppgrayyed.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.987385 del


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.987386 del
>>987385
Do the fellas often go to papa guiseppe?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.987387 del
>>987386
Have we watched upgrade on the moofies yet?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.987388 del
>>987386
I wish I could.
Cruisey I wanna go there.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.987390 del
>>987384
Thank you.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.987391 del
Ah hell.
Found something for the chefs.
>His Majesty's, Franz Joseph |, Favorite Soup
I eat this every day.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.987392 del
>>987387
Upgrade?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.987393 del
>>987391
>His Majesty's, Franz Joseph
Was the Australian with the basement?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.987394 del
>>987383
I'm sure the quaility is 100 percent.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.987395 del
>>987393
That was Herr Fritzl.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.987396 del
>>987380
What about the mongs? Downies need dick too!


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.987397 del
Reckon I drink too much water. My pee is always clear except first thing in the morning and I'm always going to the toilet.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.987398 del
>>987394
Call her, call her!


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.987399 del
>>987395
Won't be too long until that fella kicks the bucket at 90


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.987400 del
>>987355
The competition are pajeets. The fuck are you doing white man? Be a gorilla dick chad and do the job better than them, like you imply you can.
March forwards.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.987401 del
>>987362
Meff dealer in high vis.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.987402 del


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.987403 del
>>987401
Doesn't have a good ring to it tbh


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.987404 del


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.987405 del
>>987397
Thats a very good thing


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.987406 del
>>987397
Dr Zogbot is probably available if you need a consult.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.987407 del
>>987403
Shard consultancy and delivery techician.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.987408 del
>>987407
Monk is entering a new era of thriving. Upwards and onwards.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.987409 del
>>987408
If he rocks up tomorrow.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.987410 del
>>987400
Monk is made for better things. He is the scion of the blue eyed master race, and cannot do a servant's job.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.987411 del
>>987409
He'll be on time, even arrive early. Trust the plan.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.987412 del
>>987410
He's a dirty wog jew with double standards.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.987413 del
>>987412
😲


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.987414 del
Night.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.987415 del
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NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.987416 del
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>>987392
this one.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.987417 del
Had an idea for a game. It's like mario except it takes over the webpage and you can run and jump on posts and smash them and stuff


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.987418 del
>>987414
Night fella.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.987419 del
buttocks


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.987420 del
My fucking burrito fell apart. It's so over. just.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.987421 del
>>987420
How long had you been fucking it?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.987422 del


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.987423 del
Talked to rhe ethnic, and took two of those pZainkillers, then 3 shots. Then had to swallow vomit a few times. Phew. Sweating.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.987424 del
>>987423
Much jaw pain?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.987426 del
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REAL NIGGA NEET HOURS


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.987428 del
need to go back to sleep, but not tired at all


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.987429 del
>>987428
I might sleep instead of you.
Except no time for such trivialities.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:38 [Preview] No.987430 del
Morndings
We wage on

>>987410
Exactly. I think I'm gonna make a copy of my resume but add a poopjeet name, see what those streetshitters at commbank think of me then.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.987431 del
>>987430
GMN.

Good luck King (šŸ‘‘)


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.987432 del
Sweetie kisses


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.987433 del
>>987432
High speed journey down?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.987434 del


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.987435 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.987436 del
she made me shower and change my clothes


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.987437 del
>>987436
What did she say or did she just yell?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.987438 del
>>987437
she asked how long it was since I changed my clothes (6 or 7 weeks) and then asked when I last showered (2 weeks ago when I was last here)


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.987439 del
>>987438
Uh oh stinky.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.987440 del
>>987438
Do you ever get rashes?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.987441 del
Didn't get enough sleep, ffs


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.987443 del
>>987441
Have a drink.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.987444 del
>>987438
You need to change your clothes once a week and have a Chux shower at least. Bag all those clothes up for bat to wash as required.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.987445 del
I'm very proud of webby and his restrained approach towards hygiene. He is the best of us.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.987446 del
>>987440
Too soon.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.987447 del
>>987443
Always good advice.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.987448 del
>>987444
>wash
*burn


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.987449 del
>>987440
My groin gets greasy stings a lot. The skin cancer or whatever on my head is still flaking. I usually have a kind of sweat rash on my chest.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 21:49 [Preview] No.987450 del
2.556/L to top up the petty this morning


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.987452 del
also have discoloured feet, patches on back of both lower legs that weep, and anus bleeding/seepage


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.987453 del
>>987449
Ffs get it together


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.987454 del
>>987450
Its a cunt.
Yesterday I filled up and I counted three secs while filling and it was over $5.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 21:59 [Preview] No.987455 del
>>987452
>patches
Whats that mean?


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.987456 del
>>987455
purple spots where the skin is a different texture and plasma or something comes out


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.987457 del
>Venous stasis dermatitis occurs when blood pools in the lower legs and puts pressure on the skin. The cause is often chronic venous insufficiency.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.987458 del
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>>987450
Might be time we went back to steam engines (I'm sure Tina has a few old engines floating about)


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.987459 del
>>987454
It was $29.02 to replace the fuel I used coming down here (plus maybe two trips to the centre during the week).


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.987460 del
>>987458
Wood smoke engines are where it's at. North Korea still has some trucks like that.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.987461 del
>>987456
Get some stockings. Maybe some medisponges. Fuck man, what the hell. Please see someone.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.987463 del
Q: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…about the war before attacking Iran?" President Trump: "We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"


Hahaha Trump is a mong


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.987464 del
>>987462
At the commune everything will be run by methane, as we will have that in abundance.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.987466 del
>>987463
>Hahaha Trump is a mong
Cruisey needs to sign him up.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.987467 del
>>987466
Signing Webby up should be his priority.


NEET 03/19/2026 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.987469 del
>>987466
The NDIS payout would be huge.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.987471 del
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Goon Morning Big Fellas


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.987472 del
walked sweaty
having a dark and stormy


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.987473 del
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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.987474 del
I've been working myself too hard here, making too many posts. Might start taking double smoko.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.987475 del
>>987474
Apply to the NEET Council for overtime


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.987476 del
>>987474
If you take double smoko you will only be paid half as much.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.987477 del
>>987473
one and all or falie?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.987478 del
>>987477
Slightly over the yardarm


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.987479 del
Drying out some of the undergrowth buds.
Will be the first bud I've smoked since July last year.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.987480 del
>>987471
Good Morning little fella

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.987481 del
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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.987482 del
Welcome to yet another episode of Retarded Man Desperate for Attention.
Todays episode will be identical to every other episode.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.987483 del
she has put shredded chicken instead of ham on my hungarian parmesan roll


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.987484 del
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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.987485 del
>>987484
Monk could just do the closeups.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.987486 del
overheard on the train this morning:

"i think that guys listening to our conversation"


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.987487 del
>>987486
Hehe good one.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.987488 del
>>987486
You should have told them they were just being paranoid.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.987489 del
Getting a fried chicken boig and oj from hjs
.. and theyve shrunk it.
Was the size of a whopper, now its a whopper jnr.
Least I used the voucher.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.987490 del
>>987489
You should have got an extra one to make up for it.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.987491 del
>>987479
A long time between drinks.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.987492 del
>>987489
I fondly remember their grilled chicken from the 90s.
Oatmeal bun, fantastic sauce, grilled chicken patty that wasn't shoe leather


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.987493 del
>>987490
I cant eat it all. First substantial thing I've eaten for days. Havent touched chips.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.987494 del
Webeeeeeer


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.987495 del
>>987494
>>987493
hardly touched the sides by the looks


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.987496 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.987497 del


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.987498 del
TFW REALLY QUITE STONED INNA CHOPPAH


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.987499 del
BUM RASH



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