It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

>>986443
How does he do it?

NSW BEST AU

I wish I had access to the VIM line.

tired

>>986452
Just a bit tuckered out?

Tiffin is boycotting the board lol

>>986440
😭

>>986454
I'm gonna boycott his boycott.

What happened to all the posts i made in the last thread ? or was i simply just having a %Liver Stroke% ?

>>986457
They got boycott'd.

>>986458
GOD DAMN LIVER STROKES

Possum tild me once that one should never boycott the balls in favour of the spar.

Possibly one of more of the neets is actually seriously sick and can't post.

>>986462
I hope he gets better.

>>986462
Me and Cruisey are sick

Asked stable diffusion to draw me a picture of apu apustaja. It gave me a topless asian woman for some reason. It's not even meant to be a porn capable model.

Cruisey I don't wanna get sick

>>986465
MongkAI

>>986465
>gave me a topless asian woman
You unlocked the Tug engine.

My flat is getting smelly again. If the neighbours complain enough will the police show up? One of you must have experience in this area.

>>986467
I need monk for this.

>>986465
SHOW US THE TOPLESS ASIAN WOMAN!!!

>>986469
Yes. The smell will also cling to your clothes when you go out

>>986469
No you'll just get chucked out and lose your bond.

>>986470
Thanks Cruisey.

Cruisey I want some buds.

>>986476
Over ear muffs are better

>>986477
That's a big muff

>>986469
Get rid of the dead possum like we told you.

>>986479
But he's my only friend. Even if we don't talk much.

I don’t have any friends

>>986481
I'll sell you a dead possum for $40

>>986482
So you can buy a slow cooker?

>>986481
Take one of the dead neets as a friend, they won't mind.

Wanna get treated for internet addiction.

>>986485
I'm sure youtube has some videos you could look at for help.

>>986482
I want a guarantee this dead possum hasn't been used as a fleshlight this time

>>986482
I'll give you $10 for the head.

Ate so much cheese I'm feeling sick. I never fucking learn.

Rumours on the non sekret swan board is Knom and Agi are suffering from numerous liver strokes

>>986489
You need to work it off neet.

>>986490
I thought we were the non-secret board. I've been telling everyone I know about this place.

>>986483
No but I am saving up for a fast cooker.
>>986487
I offer no such guarantee, all purchases are sold as is, no refunds, and it hadn't got a head.
>>986488
SOLD!

>>986490
I thought it was Webby with the liver.
Bet they're just imitating him again.

>>986494
I think it was cruisey. He's always getting sick. Might be something to do with leaving his rollmops well past the used by date.

>>986495
I thought Cruisey had sharp poo disease.

I got this idea that the secrets to game of throne are hidden in tad william's book series the dragonbone chair, because martin copies so many ideas from it back in the early 90s. But I don't know any hardcore game of thrones fans to explain this to. It will just have to be lost.

>>986496
maybe the ethnic gave him hepatitis

>>986498
Woe, all the elder NEETs are becoming decrepit.
Soon we shall be abandonned in the outback.

>>986499
Lizard lady will make sure you don't starve to death.

Are there ever girl neets?

Worried that I'm not going to sleep tonight. Oh well.

>>986502
I am just hoping i dont have any more liver strokes tonight.....

goodnight neets

>>986504
Goodnight NEET

Drunk boongs in the street
The cry YA FUGGIN CARNT rings out
Neighbours dog barks
And I choof on

some cope with a toke
while it all goes up in smoke
we all cope with a joke
wishing we could get a lucky poke
we were the cream in the yolk
truly the best of folk
we all used to be good blokes
until those god damn liver strokes

>>986506
Beautiful.

>>986506
kek

Thinking about how stylish monks setup is.

>>986491
>casein
>whey
Little mofos are on a perfect body building diet.

>>986513
Poojeeta pussy.

Learnt a new word today. Scoof is bogan in russian
Fucking cable still isnt arriving. Stuck in sydney. Bought another one for 5$

Zebra striped huntsman, never seen one before. Emerging bad home ecosystem.

Decided the banded huntsman is friendly. It's spookier then a grey one, but hopefully she will eat the mice.
Mice fatalities: 6 in trap, one shot, unknown number poisoned.

>>986516
If you want to kill mice make a peanut butter bucket trap

morning lads

>>986519
kek

It's falling out of me.

>>986518
GMN.

Epic Bum Bum would be a good name for a military operation.

>>986524
👆💯

Cruisey it's heckin rainin

[No reply]

Bit bleary. Slept for 8 hours but might try for another half hour.

>>986524
Epic Fisting of Fury would be better.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg4g7kn99q3o
>Treasure hunter freed from jail after refusing to turn over shipwreck gold

I am 100% on the side of Tommy Thompson here. Seems sick he was jailed for so long for simply being involved in the heist of the century. A exhilarating thrillride of epic derring do. If you're going to pay an adventurer to recover lost cursed Aztec gold from the bottom of the Mariana Trench or whatever, you cannot expect him not to keep 500 coins back in a Tennessee Switcheroo as old as time.

https://xcancel.com/ProudSocialist/status/2032878649586630881#m
here's hoping

>>986533
Wow, that's an extreme right-wing approach if I ever heard one.

>>986507
>>986506

Very good.

>>986534
On my way to buy a $60,000 electric vehicle so the government doesn’t have to worry about fuel security.

>>986534
we've reached the point here where ANY criticism of the government on ANY issue is being called 'extreme right-wing' by said politicians and broadcast without question by the media

those electric trucks and freight trains will keep the country running

>>986536
Grab me a sausage roll and a lamington on the way back please.

did a workforce survey for a $10 voucher again like a whore
bet they're regretting the questions where I was allowed to type a response

>>986540
> again like a whore
You loved every second of it neet.

>>986538
Australia's youngest Senator, Charlotte Walker, 21, says that the Labor Government has the fuel crisis under control. Completely reassured now.

>>986544
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy."

How's that NEETs liver?

>>986526
Yeah, it was nice to listen to.
Just did payroll while talking to the ethnic. Kept trying to be serious but I kept talking about her clit and how hard my cock was getting.

>>986547
kek

Also did a smooth poo, spoke with mrs elizabeth and fixed some shifts. Got an appointment in an hour.

>>986532
So we can have the same bullshit, plus a power struggle?

>>986546
Did a smooth poo. Feels ok now.

>>986551
The spike must have softened overnight.

>>986549
>appointment in an hour.
Big tug?

>>986553
They're going to use ancient qi gong techniques for tugging out sharp poos

>>986554
Good thing those asian women have small hands.

might get drunk

>>986556
You better not.

might not get drunk

>>986559
I'm still proceeding with my plan

>>986540
Used it to buy 16 face washers from Big W.

half those will go on my arse instead

19 minutes until bws opens

love that feel in my chest and upper arms when the alcohol first hits the bloodstream

seeing sweetie on friday
that's all that keeps me going

ok, had a little nap, finally going to start the day

>>986566
Have you thought about getting a dog for your place?

Webby should get sweetie cloned. We have the technology. Then raise her properly this time. Teach her to attack pajeet ubereats drivers and bark only at boongs and somalians.

Honestly feel far better with lots of sleep than lots of coffee. Don't know why I didn't do this earlier, spent most of my adult life unemployed, it's not like I didn't have the time.

who the fuck is this cunt that tries calling multiple times a week and never leaves a message?
0485 035 238

Might do a folk cover of holst's mars, bringer of war

>>986571
That's Possums number.

>>986568
>>986569
He should get Cujo and train it to attack pajeets on command.

having a guiness extra stdout

>>986573
Yeah, he does the same thing to me.

>>986575
A good second breakky.

configured my phone to silence and block all numbers not in my contacts list
will never have to take a call again

>>986576
He just wants to make sure all the NEETs are ok.

garn food court shopping centre to get some chinky, would you neets like anything?

>>986570
The older I get the more I value a good nights sleep, it makes a world of diference.

>>986580
a large selection of chinky chicken and pork from manky (meng kee) please
preferrably the bits that have been sitting sweating under the heat lamp for an hour or more

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away does two apples a day mean he has to go further away?
Might eat a whole bag of apples and make the cunt swim out to sea.

Might clone webber

>>986583
the second apple is his macbook and he is still going to want a look up your bum

>>986584
there isn't enough chromosomes or a petri dish big enuff

>>986572
I'd like to play cello banjo on your recording, sir.

>>986585
The government sent me a letter recently saying they want to look up my bum again.
I declined.

>>986588
I'm looking forward to my first bowel screen kit. Not going to put a little scraping in one of those plastic test tubes, going to drop an entire log in one of those cardboard postage tubes.

best of it is they invite you to send them your shit, so you can't even be prosecuted

why is Tiffo boycotting us?
is it because numbnuts deleted a few numpty posts?

>>986582
>been sitting sweating under the heat lamp for an hour or more
Imagine the smell.

>>986584
Grab me one as well please.

>>986592
chinky smells like shit at the best of times

>>986588
My GP wanted me to have one to check why I'm anemic, I didn't bother.

>>986595
just drink guinness, brother

Gave a boong a dollar

>>986597
one of three hundred he'll pocket today

>>986591
Tiffany :(

>>986599
you're fucked up, cunt

>>986600
Thanks wizzy

>>986600
Thank you Wizzy.

>>986600
Cheers Wazza

chiggen salt definitely pushes mccains air fryer chips into pretty darn tasty territory

>>986604
Birds eye ones are better I keep telling you

>>986605
Yeah well i'll check them out now the mccains bag is done
not gonna start are new bag of chips before finishing the existing one, am i/

>>986606
Maybe mixing the two would be perfect

>>986607
my ortism would not allow that

>>986589
When I had my bowel troubles a pajeet doctor told me I was meant to poo on a newspaper and then spoon some into a little sample tub.
I did not do this.
Another doctor told me later there was no reason for him to get me to do this because my colonoscopy was already booked in.

>>986609
pajeets LOVE shit

>>986610
He craved my poo

>>986611
no seriously there is something in their dna that makes them love shitting in the open air
why else would they pursue nukes and a space program before flush toilets?

>>986609
>pajeet doctor told me I was meant to poo on a newspaper
in his office.

Chinky was disappointing, just as always. I don't know why I keep eating it. Probably the same reason I qualified for the dsp in the first place. Chronic retardedness.

>>986614
where are my mystery meats?

>>986599
Zesty kitten is certainly feeling zesty today.

Neets do any of you buy your socks online?

>>986617
Yes.
Amazon
Jeff Banks
Johnny Big
Aussie Disposals

>>986619
ty neet

>>986592
ferments the chinky, makes it full of vitamin k2

>>986620
unless they're dress socks or for hiking in boots, just get whatever's cheap

>>986622
I waddle 10-20k steps a day, I should probably wear quality waddling socks...but I don't.

>>986623
in that case spend a bit more I guess

>>986623
Hikers socks from BCF or Anaconda are nice but pricey.

>>986623
I wear explorer socks, get them from workwear places.
They're heavy but very comfy and they last for years.

About to try eating some seaweed

Times are getting hard when NEETs have to eat seaweed

>>986628
Rude

Future NEETs will gather round the pot of seaweed stew telling stories of the good old days when we ate air fried chips and beans.

>>986632
Vile slander

>>986627
I'll make us a sandwich.

>>986634
nigga the local beach is full of seaweed you dumb dumb

>>986617
I got some from amazon. Bamboo ones. They are really strong. Zynn or so.ething.

The etho is craving the mong dong

>>986637
don't make cow or glenn do it

Ate half a pack of salad, immediately felt better and energetic. This happens again and again, but I never learn to eat healthily early in the day when I need to. Instead I keep going for chinky, no matter how many times it dissappoints me.

>>986639
i'm 5.5 longnecks of stdout down
gots to make dindins later

Anyway, bright eyed and bushytailed now, garn out for a waddle.

>>986641
its rainingpossum

>>986642
Possums are amphibious, everyone knows that. That's why they're used in deep sea exploration.

Chicken tenders are best eaten with friends! :3

prepped schnitzels
going to make self-suacing pud after

>>986644
Chicken tenders are better than friends!
>>986645
Butterscotch?

>>986646
>Butterscotch?
either chocolate or lemon
i haven't decided

Self saucing pud sounds a bit naughty

decided on chocolate

One time back in the old days when all the NEETs were Roman legionaries once we got attacked by a bunch of Mongolians and they had forced a wedge into our centre and we were being forced back and then Weber yelled out HODL THE LINE! and we did and then we drove them off and Emperor Posso threw us a parade and gave us each a goonbag and some salt and said we were good lads.

Decided I'm going to try every flavour of cheesecake from the cheesecake store. It's time I put my DSP to good use.

>>986650
Classic weber. It reminds me of that time we were in 'nam

>>986652
Cruisey enjoyed it over there.

pud is in the oven
now to cook the schnitzels

getting pretty good at these, even if I am three sheets to the wind

Day's mostly gone, wtf did it go?

>>986651
Good luck.

>>986653
Thats because he was either getting a rub or so gooned he couldn't walk or choofed off his head, or as usual all three at the same time.

>>986655
Lookin good.

I came.

two helpings of pud so far

>>986661
I'll have a third serving please.

1. What happened to Matt?
2. Wizzy better not sleeping.

>>986662
that's my breakfast!

>>986663
Matt?

quads and I have another drink

>>986666
Thanks Wizzy.

you all seem to have gfs already

>>986668
I pretend they're deda

>>986666
Thanks cuz

>>986666
Wizzy? No unna!

>>986671
oooh-na!
wonder what britney's up to

>>986655
nice

made a za tonight while clearing out the fridge

pepperoni, mersey valley, roasted capsicum strips, halepinos, dribble of hot sauce and tzatkiki

im calling it "ass blaster"

>>986673
Based.

>>986673
based

>>986666
Well drunk

>>986673
Enjoy neet.

>>986677
It'll keep me awake tonight

>>986679
I bet he's black

Very frustrated, much computer frustrations.

>>986680
Matte Black.

>>986681
Have you hit it with a stick yet?

>>986683
👆💯

>>986682
Matt Groaning

Had a chat with the kiwi whore just before, it turns out her gran isn't dying she just had a bad reaction to new medication and is fine.
She's visiting family for a couple more weeks then coming back.

>>986687
You cook shit in a pan IGA

Ok, solved my fucking computer problem, the reason why things weren't working was because 5 years ago I did this exact same thing and left the device half configured and didn't realise it. Abosolute mong behaviour.

>>986690
You were leaving it to be configured for future you. Did you leave any configuration left for future NEET?

matt

>>986693
😑

I bet matt was nuro!'s alias back when he worked in porn.

>>986696
Matt Basedcock
Star of Mongfuckers 11 and Backdoor Boong Grannys 43.

>>986673
Well done neet

My phone also has a wand

night night

>>986700
GN

Is there another active neet board somewhere? I don't want to join, just trying to figure out the swings in traffic we keep seeing week by week.

Lecturing grok on my fan theories for game of thrones. At last I have an audience. And it thinks I'm so clever.

Good news neets.
Doctor jeet gave my self surgery a pass, thought this post op was a waste of his time. saved $1200.

Didn't want a new tooth, but it is what it is.

>>986705
Good to hear neet.

>>986705
I thought this was about poo removal till you mentioned the tooth.

>>986703
Not that I know of but they kept the other one quiet so who knows, I stopped posting so much because it was said they are going to block vpns so I've started to do other things rather then come here as much.

>>986708
Plot twist - the inflamed tooth was actually in his liver

>>986710
So he's cut out his own liver, fug.
10/10 balls.

Life is a bit lackluster. I want to live more but there's not much I can see here.

On the phone to the ethnic. She might be manic, or psychotic. No idea if she is telling the truth about much. She is crazy.

>>986713
Careful Cruisey, once you get used to crazy bitches normal women won't do it for you any more.

Bllought her some 350$ purfume and talked for 4 hrs. Told her > I am owed 2 cums down her throat, and that I need to fuck her with a egg dildo ball thing. I think n she I new wjt I was I n aboirt.
Chrst 4hrs. But sje was. A..s ho d ny slut.
Xhortling.
Fuck sake. 10 choofs, almosy out
Need more. Aboit 12 standos in. Told her she was a perfect qoman and i needed to cum al m over her tits. She loves being objectified x while protestong sbout human rights.
Strangled with a hijsb with a buttpluf uin her partootie. Just ke p y geyting hsrder whilr talking to her. Everythinh is trauma. It gets me erect. The syuffereing. The struggle. The compromise. The inbetween of immrsuravble desire and rationa l expectatoion. The bargain of reality. G I i g to cum all in her throat. 2x for 305$ boyght her purfume and deliveredd to her.
But plugd anf ehgs on a string dildo to stretch her like shr needs tit. Is w h a t it it is is is makung me horny. Fuck. G a rn skullfuck hrr like sasha gragy as nd call her mumm I or someyhing
I feel kikr theres a n ecpectayion t ha t i and or we need to d resolve ppasst trauma. Love haye skukkll fuck an ethniv for therapeutic rreaso ns.
Now to solve csptcha

Literally cried trying to read that bsck yo myself
Thst mught be bmy best post

real nigga neet hours are back

Possibly the worst posts today, but it's still early

Been waking up in the middle of the night since I was a teenager. No reason, just happens. Maybe that's when some part of my brain realises just how fucked up I am

wireless keyboard is failing, far too lazy to change the battery at 3 in the morning, might just go to sleep

Harrumph