SA BEST A

>>988740
cant wait to see a gay black Gandalf
>AH HELL NAH YOU AINT FINNA PASS HERE NIGGA

Still awake
Drank 4 litres of water. Still thirsty

>>988742
Have some ethanol.

It just keeps falling out of me.

Got like 2 hours sleep. Bleary. Got fuel, the dial went up to $50 much faster than I expected. Only half a tank till Tuesday. Excited for even further accelerated decline in social trust. You can really feel the tension in the air.

>>988747
>dial went up to $50 much faster than I expected.
>further accelerated decline in social trust
Don't accelerate too hard to save fuel

>>988749
Thank you.

Bins out.
Doing a poo.
In the toilet because I’m not Indian.

bum ruined again

Was watching youtube about various 90s tv shows like friends and buffy and xfiles and wondered - when was the last time tv show writers were allowed to make shows with all white casts of hetreosexual characters?

>>988749
Unless it has an all white cast not gunna touch it.

>>988735
How does he do it?

Had to walk to this thread because a certain NEET >>987511 crashed the choppah in the last thread.

>>988756
The ausneets choppah service is not what it used to be. Government cutbacks, or cruisey embezzling the money, someone is to blame.

>>988757
Me in red on the left.

>>988759
That's Orko.

>>988760
I know, he was BIGGEST EGO! in filmation head jew Lou Scheimer. Lots of jews involved in he-man.

grinding coffee beans to make cold brew

At wage. Keen for a goon tonight. Can taste it. A hard earned thirst

>>988763
You deserve it NEET.

made cold brew
replaced bin liners
brought in one bin

>>988756
That was two (2) threads ago.
We should've had a new choppah by now if the NEET Council didn't keep spending all the money on high class aboriginal prostitutes.

>>988766
What qualifies those prostitutes to be high class?

>>988767
They do anal

>>988767
They don't tell Weber he's fat.

>>988768
Even if they say no?

Might start a mobile dog washing business. Actually, make it a mong washing business. We'll lure mongs into the trailer, chain them up and pressure wash them. First customer can be webby.

My neighbour really likes talking about lawn.
He's a good bloke but it gets a bit tiresome.

>>988771
This sounds more like a fetish than a business model.

>>988774
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

>>988775
You just need to write up the proposal to NDIS properly.
Non Consensual Personal Cleaning Services for the Disabled.

>>988771
Sounds good, I'll be one of the first inline as my scrotum needs a good rub'n scrub.

The rotten flesh beggar could do with a pressure washer mugging but I think he might just fall apart and wash away.

dark matter market working for anyone?

>>988779
loaded for me

>>988780
what is url?

>>988779
Yeah I just bought some

dunno how nuro drinks this V drink
tastes like cat piss

>>988784
oh im not installing tor browser
what do they sell besides durgs?

Only bifdurs do durgs

>>988785
just reasised that is a clearnet link
they only sell durgs and credit card numbers
no guns or cool tech

>>988787
And counterfeit gold bars.

>>988788
They just spray paint a poo

>>988789
Some of my cloggers have the correct density

>>988790
Kek

First you buy the credit card numbers then you use them to buy the durgs and then you take the durgs and then you buy the golden poos because you're all fucked up on durgs.

>>988786
I'll put my foot through your window

On durgs

toasted hammie sammiches for lonch
might cook some chips and chiggen salt later

>>988794
by durgasoft

on the irish mules again

Think I'm addicted to chocolate again. Wish I was hooked on booze and ciggies like the cool neets.

>>988795
I went to the food court and bought some cubano sandwiches for lonch. Foolish use of money, should've just had toasted ham sandwiches at home, smothered in mustard and cheese.

>>988799
I can only imagine what they charged you

>>988797
I sitting outside until it stsrted spitting on me
Need to eat. Only got pies. No bread. T

>>988800
I had to know what they were like. I won't do it again. But I'll do something else just as stupid.

>>988802
Better off just youtubing the exotic subs and sammiches and building your own at home.

watching videos on bugout bags
current climate got me thinkin

>>988803
yeah, I think I'll acquire some mustard, pickles and ham and have sandwiches for lunch a couple of times a week to save money

>>988805
I find I can get 3 days (6 sangas) out of one of those large Don ham packets. They're about $5.50. Better value price and weight than the two smaller Primo packet deal Woolies usually has.

a monte carlo or monte crisco (can't remember) is a ham and cheese sanga dipped in egg wash and pan fried

might also use mayo instead of butter, youtube would know

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LgOXq_tpLWE [Embed]
latest incarnation of the corvette does 0-60mph (0-96.56kmh) in 1.68 seconds

>>988809
imagine what it could do with a car full of executive neets providing extra downforce

Might go buy the smallest chocolate I can find from the local milk bar. Would you neets like anything?

>>988811
a bottle of rum, a pepper pie, and a packet of killer pythons please

>>988811
30kg og sugar please

>>988813
I don't think he's coming back with our stuff

need to exercise, get fit
but no energy
becuase i'm unfit because I never exercise

>>988815
me too

>>988814
I bet he ate it all himself

>>988818
what a greedy prick

Went to coles before and the big fat cheerfull lady was there.
She calls everyone my love and is so cheerfull she infects me with cheer.

A "halal" butcher in Zurich, Switzerland has sold more than 3 tonnes of pork labelled as veal to Muslim customers, who haven’t noticed any difference for three years.
Pork sells between $1-$6 per lb and veal $10-40 per lb. That butcher knew exactly what he was doing LMAOOOO 🐷

>>988821
Sounds very whimsical.

>>988823
Sounds very whimsical.

did some dishes
rewarded myself with 500ml of strawby quik

>>988826
Now you'll have to clean the glass and spoon. And reward yourself again with more quik. The quik downward spiral.

>>988773
He's looking a little more human today.

>>988807
>>988808
Was it good?

>>988823
How was it noticed?

>>988828
Can reply all with
>Xhortling
for me please?

need motivation

>>988834
do all the things or I'll rape you

>>988831
yes
been a few years though

>>988836
Wonderful. Thank you.

might start a neet para para dance group

>>988838
I and Possum already have Morris dancing on Wednesday nights.

>>988839
Sounds wonderful.

>>988840
Morris dancing is full of pagan symbolism and sexual messages it's basically a swingers club.

Are the dmm posts spam?
Sounds like it.

>>988842
What's dmm?

>>988744
This one makes little sense. Disappointing.

>>988842
you just want the gold painted poo all to yourself

>>988844
I think the first half was about requiring voter ID, the bit about knowing how you voted was just horse shit

>>988845
iktf

This made me laugh

>>988811
Golden rough. Thanks

>>988811
Cherry ripe please.

>>988843
Dmm is a typo. I mean dnm.

>>988846
Yes. I found it nonsense that they find the idea of proof of citizenship outrageous.
The rest is something about making the elections the job of the fed not the states. But the US is more complicated because they have local elections for states during midterm.
And yes, Trump knowing who voted who is just gibberish.

No its dmm. Great I'm just arguing with meself like that one NEET.

Three hours sleep, turned up for work looking like shit. Strange turn of events, other mongs didn't turn up at all or quit by lunch.

Bossman gave me 300 for three hours work. Charity, encouragement, saving his bacon

>>988854
You did well King (👑)!

>>988854
Well done.

>>988853
Direct mong messaging

>>988857
Premium VIM service

>>988853
>arguing with meself
I do it all the time, around here it's the only way to find an intellectually worthy adversary.

CrowsNEET, the Crows are playing the Cats on the tele tonight.

>>988861
rude

>>988854
I hope you thanked him as soon as he gave you the money by resigning.

>>988865
kek

>>988867
No.

>>988869
they'd have v& him before 35 days

Encourage the neets to get at least two days cash work. Two days a week is easy enough, it's double cenno, you still get low income benefits.

And if things change you can either get full cenno, full time work or register a business.

Got 500 from work, 500 from cashies, made 100 and saved a hundred from home business. Shit on the wagies at work, on the jsp. Pay no business tax. 1200 a week, best life.

>>988871
How many hand jobs did you give in that two days?

>>988871
I am sorry neet, but I am a gentleman, and it is beneath a gentleman's dignity to work for a living.

>>988873
Well said good sir NEET

>>988874
It's alright NEET you don't have to

CRUISEY HE'S TRYNA MAKE US DO THINGS AND STUFF HELP!!!

>>988877
You will do stuff and be happy.

>>988878
Reminds me of that little Goblinoid
>You'll own nothing and you'll be happy

Might have a shower. Anyone used 420chan when it was still up?

>>988877
Do it with him. Expand.

>>988881
That will happen tonight at the council meeting.

>>988880
15+ years ago yes. Don't check Kirk's basement.

>>988880
Don't forget to give your nape a good scrub.

Windy.

Bindy.

Wanky

QUINTS ANNA RESTA THA YEAR BE GOOD FOR ALLA NEETS
ANNA FUGGUN PRICE PEDROL GO DOWN 3 BUX A LEEDA MY BLACK ARSE HOWS A BOONG MEANTA GET IS SNIFF ON
ANYOW SHIDS GONNA BE GOOD AGAIN
YA FARKIN WOIT DORG NEET CARNTS ARE ARIGHT

>>988888
Thanks Wizzy.

>>988888
Thanks Wizzy!

>>988888
Thanks Wizzy

Is medical weed worth it?

Use medical chamomile instead.

need to force myself to go to bed, keep having racing thoughts and anxiety instead. Goodnight neets

>>988893
I would say no but I have to admit I am a tomato grower.

>>988895
Goodnight NEET, hope you have a good sleep.

Decided to pressure cook the off chicken, spiced the broth heavily. Tasted fine. But that, a pack of smokes and a bottle of wine plus a few beers, a litre of milk.
Really pushing it.

>>988898
How off was the chook?

>>988888
Thanks Wizzy.

>>988899
Two days, cooked it yesterday and reboiled the soup tonight. Actually feeling fine now, just had integestion

It's firing out of me.

this is foid control to major chud

THIS IS MAJOR CHUD TO FOID CONTROL

IM STEPPING THROUGH HER (front) DOooOooooOr

ashes to ashes
looksmaxxing sooner
we know major chud’s
a gooner

the foid wants chad and there’s nothing I can do

Take your protein pills and spike your cortisol

>>988910
All but one of my eggs in my breakky burst today.

>>988911
That's no good. Did you boil or poach them? I pierce the yolk and swirl it slightly when I fry them.

>>988912
I maded sunny side ups.

>>988913
Ah. I prefer them a bit more solid, although I can see the appeal of runny egg.

>>988914
Runny egg helps to burn calories.

>>988915
You have to chase it?

>>988916
Do.

Cruuuuiiisyyy, I wanna do thiiiiiiss!

>>988918
>avif
get gud scrub

>>988918
fixed it for you

dunno what made me sick last, might just chuck out everything i ate yesterday - museli, tzazaki, cucumber, and that prepacked salad. brown hands may have been involved

>>988921
I would guess the salad
or the tzazaki if it was a jar you had opened weeks prior
museli doesn't go bad, just soft

also rinse loose veg like cukes and tomados before you prepare them

in b4
>ur a loose veg

>>988910
This is too fancy for a breakfast meat

angel called up about times and something. Need to go service her. Too tired. Ruins my schedule.

angel
Not sure about that one.

>>988925
It was an $8 "Drover's Choice" budget piece from Coles. They're all $8, but depending on the cut only weigh 175-220 grams or so. This one was a 175g Scotch. I have a rump one I'll use another day.

>>988927
superwog

>>988927
>angel
A clear tranny prostitute name if ever i heard one.

Last night I watched the first episode of the Gunpowder (2017) mini series about the Gunpowder Plot.
It had a well good execution scene fairly early on.
Liv Tyler got bogged between The Fellowship of the Ring and filming this though.

Gonna make some friends today on my computer in doom

>>988933
Can you make a mouthy boong sitting on a bench and then cave his head in with a breaker bar please?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y67eW9z0Fq4 [Embed]
Cruisey the other weird girl is in the computer this time

Did Cruiseys foot fall off?

>>988936
dunno about his foot, but his posting sure did

The NEETs are quiet today

>>988938
it's been like this all fucking week

>>988939
>>988938
That neet we told to ring the free nurse and go to hospital and ignored us probably died. Such is life.

Contemplating what to eat. Might buy more notepads.

>>988942
I am going to try a McSmart meal for $6.95.

>>988942
Notepads are not very nutritious.

Apologies for the second possum

>>988944
Neither is garlic bread but you still eat it

>>988945
A second possum is fine

>>988946
Lies it is full of garlicy goodness.

>>988941
what a qt

garn aldi to get some ham, mustard and cheese, start my new ham toastie diet - would you neets like anything?

>>988950
Can you get me some a5 notepads and take a shit for me while you're out? I've already soiled 2 pairs of undies today

had a mcsmart meal for lonch
not bad value as goyslop goes

having a hard cider now

>>988952
Haven't heard of it, maccas says it's 2 small cheeseburgers, small fries, small coke

Wasn't small the standard/only size for maccas stuff back in the 1980s when everyone was thin?

>>988954
The main component is a cheeseburger, small chips, and small drink, but you have a choice of 4 sides: another cheeseburger, a chicken and cheese burger, 3 nuggers, or a small sundae.

>>988955
there was probably only one size meal, but everything was bigger then
a big mac would have been 150% of the size of the current one
80s dolans also did not allow customization of boigs, so my parents would always choose HJs so fatherbot could get a bacon deluxe without salad

also itt wasn't called a bacon deluxe back the it was a bacon double cheeseburger

and burgers came in polystyrene containers which were also pretty tasty

>>988960
Each week we inch a little closer to discovering why Weber is the way he is.

The internet says that fries and drinks served at maccas have gotten much larger in portion sizes since the 1980s, but not the burgers.

McSmaster

>>988959
Go Karen.

>>988960
>polystyrene containers which were also pretty tasty
Sounds dry.

>>988965
That's why they invented the mcdonalds special sauce. Goes perfectly with polystyrene.

My tv antenna and j bracket just got blown off the roof, knew it was a bit saggy, no great loss haven't used it in years anyway.

>>988967
So long as it took out a pajeet or boong on the way down, it was all worth it.

>>988967
I reckon an obese possum jumped on it.

>>988961
Kek

>>988969
He's not even fat.

>>988967
Does that mean there's a hole in your roof now?

>>988972
The bracket was probably mounting to the fascia board on his roof.

going to do some creative plumbing tomorrow
been drinking so cbf today

Might listen to some italo disco

>>988975
mamma mia there he goes again

My cock farted

>>988978
big cloud of dust?

>>988972
Bolts had come out from the fascia.

>>988982
Your a fascia

Just because you have tea with hitler doesn't make you a fascia.

Heater is on.

>>988985
wot

>>988987
fugg
where are you?

>>988988
Barnaby land.

>>988989
Closer to Armidale than Tamworth or Gunnedah I'm guessing.

>>988990
I would die in Tamworth or Gunnedah in the summer.

>>988991
i would place a damp flannel on your forehead while we waited for cruisey

With Glenn and Cow. Glenn had the 10k treatment and Cow is laughing at him in pain from the ultrasound. I think he just thinks its cold. Or likes seeing him in pain. Saw the etho, she went on about feeling like she 'needs to perform' or something so I took it slow. Then jizzed when cuddling/getting my balls rubbed and was a bit over it, apparently obviously over it. She got shitty about not cumming, more so when I reminded her of all the times I hadn't. Restaminaised myself and ate her out til she was smiling again. Also had two big shits while there. That was a bi t weird, pretty sure she could hear me popping temple veins.

>>988993
Is it wise to let the mongs mix?

>>988992
If you are waiting in Tamworth, its probably for meff from a single mum.

>>988995
what about the country music festival

>>988996
What do you think goes on there?

For $728 I'm thinking of buying. Good or bad idea NEETs? It comes with a year of the highest tier switch online also. I want to play Duskbloods...

>>988993
> sure she could hear me popping temple veins.
Your vacaroo didn't upload.

>>988994
Imagine them getting into a mong fight.

>>988998
Wait till the price drops.

>>988959
Very wholesome.

>>989001
Switch never got a price drop. Black friday is the only guarantee of a sale. $770 is the regular bundle price.

Ps5 has gone up. It was 750 for the disc one.

having a pint of strawby quik

>>989005
and has no games for 10 years

>>989007
I want to play Kingdom Come. That looks good. The sword parrying thing seems a bit funny though.

>>988993
Beautiful.

>Then jizzed when cuddling/getting my balls rubbed and was a bit over it, apparently obviously over it. She got shitty about not cumming, more so when I reminded her of all the times I hadn't.
Remind her of the $350 perfume.

did the dishes

>>989010
well done

Might buy a citadel.

>>989012
Sounds do-able.

>>989010
Many?

>>989014
couple of weeks worth
did the glassware and mugs yesterday afternoon
did the china and cutlery today
everything was rinsed well after I used it, so it wasn't smelly or messy or difficult

had a ham toastie
having a mug of chiggen broth now

>>989005
They also charge you $103 a year just to play online.
>>989007
The last PS5 exclusive that I can think of was Astro Bot. Which was Playstation parading around the skeletons of previous generations where they actually had games like Ape Escape, Ico and Dark Cloud. Ever since the late era of the PS3 the focus has been on movie games with the only exception being games like Bloodborne.

>>989017
I got my PS3 bundled with Uncharted 3 about six months before the PS4 came out. Never bothered again after they shafted me like that. PS3 had some good games though.

>>989015
Restoring order to the sink. Well done.

>>989021
God Cat is watching you poo.

God might had a giggle in the beginning while watching Adam and Eve's and their close descendats' disgusting bodily functions. But now that he have to watch 7+ billion people doing the same thing he might be a bit bored by it.

It might be a bit like moderating an imageboard.

Unable to make myself exercise anymore. Just can't do it.

>>989024
You have to embrace it!

>>989025
Look, there is a kfc bucket 600 m away!

>>989027
You will push him too hard

>>989029
Winner, winner, Scotch Whiskey dinner?

>>989029
That Tia Maria woman can take three bottles?

>>989030
it's probably illegal to even raffle that much booze these days

>>989032
She craves it!

>>989033
True.

Well done Monk. Week two (2) at the Wagerium complete, how are you celebrating?

>>989034
Very supportive.

>>989036
Hopefully he will have a nice cup of tea and some bikkies and a nice early night.

I was disappointed to learn that Mexican Linux wasn't called TacOS

>>989039
kek

>>989036
Resignation and a big fucking celebratory binge.

>>989042
Very traditional.
Wonder if these really gutagtua quality.

Cruisey I am starting to feel cold

>>989044
Put some socks on

>>989044
It's all over NEET, RIP.

Cruisey will have to cut a Tauntaun open and stuff him inside.
It's his only hope now.

I hope your eggs don't assplode tomorrow, Big Fella.

starting to think they took a few liberties with this gunpowder plot miniseries
guy fawkes has murked about six people so far

>>989047
We don't have any tauntauns, you'll have to use one of the fatter downies cruisey has in his care.

>>989050
A Mongmong.

>>989050
We can't cut Weber open. We just can't.

>>989052
We could just stuff the cold NEET up his bum I guess

Did a lot of work today and learned something.

>>989053
Forever clogged...

>>989054
Good learn?

>>989054
What did you learn?

>>989055
He's going to need mega amounts of metamucil to help move a cold neet.

>>989042
Tina is looking rather nice tonight.

>>989056
Yeah it was a big learn'd.
>>989057
I learned how jschan is supposed to be modified and got it working. Now all that's left is modifying a bunch of files to get the CSS we want.
I'd advertise the site I'm making but IGAY will go on it and spam it

Now I feel like a pizza.

going couchbed

>>989063
Night neet.

Etho just spread her arse in an alleyway and near made me fuck her against a fence. I have no power. She really wants to catch up again but I said no. Like 30 times. Christ, I cant resist. Not going out again though. Going home to do durgs. Left her friend in the restaurant while taking me out the back. Shes a fucking fantasy.

>>989065
These stories are beautiful 😢

Sick of all the degeneracy on 4chan's gif these days. Are there any non commercial/imageboard style sites that have lots porn grouped by fetish?

>>989067
Torrent sites for porn? But not always sorted for GIFs specifically.

>>989065
Be careful, she only wants you for your penis.

>>989070
bet you're missing david jewkuchovny now

>>989069
And purfume.

need to take a break from the computer tomorrow, internet addiction is destroying me

>>989073
See you Sunday neet.

>>989065
You lucky dog

can;t sleep, too fucked up

>>989067
Redgifs but it has ads. They aren’t bad. It’s just for camwhores. Also you can use 4chan x and add filters for all the shit on there

>>989065
Excellent ethnic. Ethnixcellent

Might self manage my mong bux so me and cruisey can get a macbook pro m3 each

>>989070
They should make a remake of Roots.

Awake
Sad

ill say it again its giant ears thats see true Australians.

>>989084
I wanna a Cherry Ripe

whats so great about Scottish cows?
I never killed an animal myself.
I eat meat.
Border reiver bonnets

Scottish folk is hard to find

>>989089
I prefer contemporary tunes

got a milk frother at coles for $4

two apricot crown pastries for breakfast

>>989092
Heavy is the NEET who eats the crown.
t. Willy Shake-a-spear

Good meowning everynan üwü >.<

>>989073
Good morning.

>>989080
All korean cast.

morning guvs

>>989082
Lol

>>989091
Now you need a milk jug cup

>>989092
You could have done better. A honey stick and a turnover.

>>989094
>>989095
>>989097
GMNs.

>>989097
>>989095
>>989094
>>989081
Mrohgels
Thinking about grease and salt.

What is a tauntaun?

Possum is cooking us all breakfast. Thick bacon from speck, big home laid double yolkers (fried or poached), barossa chicken snags, heirloom tomatoes, mushrooms in garlic confit, baked beans, mini hash browns, fresh bread (toasted) and a perculator of blend 43 gold.

>>989104
Sausages aren't breakfast food

>>989103
A big hairy creature that they ride at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back.

>>989104
What strain of choof will be served with breakfast?

I was having a wank out the window when a big swarm of bees flew past and started stinging my penis.

Apple is out of mac minis until at least August it seems... Guess I won't get the blow my tax return the way I'd planned. Might have to consider a new MBP. Only a grand more for the same 32GB + M5 over M4. Hmmmmmmm.

>>989107
Leaves and bark.

>>989108
Those bees were all male your gay now

>>989105
Theyre only there so Weber doesnt get upset.

>>989105
They are so you goddamn fucking idiot

>>989113
*goshdarn hecking differently abled

>>989111
The only way to reverse it is to have the queen bee sting my penis.

>>989107
Zipperchest Kush

>>989111
The bees that sting you are all female. Naturally.

>>989110
>>989116
Cooking myself a healthy all natural breakfast rn.

>>989118
I just made a sub roll with cheexe, hot sopressa, vinegar peppers, and garlic aoli.

>>989119
Noice, may I have one too please

>>989120
I suppose.

>>989120
Cruisey this neet needs a sub roll

Added 3-2-1 caramel cold foam (3 tbp heavy cream, 2 tbsp milk, 1 tbsp caramel coffee syrup) to my cold brew for a treat.