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>>988740
cant wait to see a gay black Gandalf
>AH HELL NAH YOU AINT FINNA PASS HERE NIGGA

Still awake
Drank 4 litres of water. Still thirsty

>>988742
Have some ethanol.

It just keeps falling out of me.

Got like 2 hours sleep. Bleary. Got fuel, the dial went up to $50 much faster than I expected. Only half a tank till Tuesday. Excited for even further accelerated decline in social trust. You can really feel the tension in the air.

>>988747
>dial went up to $50 much faster than I expected.
>further accelerated decline in social trust
Don't accelerate too hard to save fuel

>>988749
Thank you.

Bins out.
Doing a poo.
In the toilet because I’m not Indian.

bum ruined again

Was watching youtube about various 90s tv shows like friends and buffy and xfiles and wondered - when was the last time tv show writers were allowed to make shows with all white casts of hetreosexual characters?

>>988749
Unless it has an all white cast not gunna touch it.

>>988735
How does he do it?

Had to walk to this thread because a certain NEET >>987511 crashed the choppah in the last thread.

>>988756
The ausneets choppah service is not what it used to be. Government cutbacks, or cruisey embezzling the money, someone is to blame.

>>988757
Me in red on the left.

>>988759
That's Orko.

>>988760
I know, he was BIGGEST EGO! in filmation head jew Lou Scheimer. Lots of jews involved in he-man.

grinding coffee beans to make cold brew

At wage. Keen for a goon tonight. Can taste it. A hard earned thirst

>>988763
You deserve it NEET.

made cold brew
replaced bin liners
brought in one bin

>>988756
That was two (2) threads ago.
We should've had a new choppah by now if the NEET Council didn't keep spending all the money on high class aboriginal prostitutes.

>>988766
What qualifies those prostitutes to be high class?

>>988767
They do anal

>>988767
They don't tell Weber he's fat.

>>988768
Even if they say no?

Might start a mobile dog washing business. Actually, make it a mong washing business. We'll lure mongs into the trailer, chain them up and pressure wash them. First customer can be webby.

My neighbour really likes talking about lawn.
He's a good bloke but it gets a bit tiresome.

>>988771
This sounds more like a fetish than a business model.

>>988774
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

>>988775
You just need to write up the proposal to NDIS properly.
Non Consensual Personal Cleaning Services for the Disabled.

>>988771
Sounds good, I'll be one of the first inline as my scrotum needs a good rub'n scrub.

The rotten flesh beggar could do with a pressure washer mugging but I think he might just fall apart and wash away.

dark matter market working for anyone?

>>988779
loaded for me

>>988780
what is url?

>>988779
Yeah I just bought some

dunno how nuro drinks this V drink
tastes like cat piss

>>988784
oh im not installing tor browser
what do they sell besides durgs?

Only bifdurs do durgs

>>988785
just reasised that is a clearnet link
they only sell durgs and credit card numbers
no guns or cool tech

>>988787
And counterfeit gold bars.

>>988788
They just spray paint a poo

>>988789
Some of my cloggers have the correct density

>>988790
Kek

First you buy the credit card numbers then you use them to buy the durgs and then you take the durgs and then you buy the golden poos because you're all fucked up on durgs.

>>988786
I'll put my foot through your window

On durgs

toasted hammie sammiches for lonch
might cook some chips and chiggen salt later

>>988794
by durgasoft

on the irish mules again

Think I'm addicted to chocolate again. Wish I was hooked on booze and ciggies like the cool neets.

>>988795
I went to the food court and bought some cubano sandwiches for lonch. Foolish use of money, should've just had toasted ham sandwiches at home, smothered in mustard and cheese.

>>988799
I can only imagine what they charged you

>>988797
I sitting outside until it stsrted spitting on me
Need to eat. Only got pies. No bread. T

>>988800
I had to know what they were like. I won't do it again. But I'll do something else just as stupid.

>>988802
Better off just youtubing the exotic subs and sammiches and building your own at home.

watching videos on bugout bags
current climate got me thinkin

>>988803
yeah, I think I'll acquire some mustard, pickles and ham and have sandwiches for lunch a couple of times a week to save money

>>988805
I find I can get 3 days (6 sangas) out of one of those large Don ham packets. They're about $5.50. Better value price and weight than the two smaller Primo packet deal Woolies usually has.

a monte carlo or monte crisco (can't remember) is a ham and cheese sanga dipped in egg wash and pan fried

might also use mayo instead of butter, youtube would know

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LgOXq_tpLWE [Embed]
latest incarnation of the corvette does 0-60mph (0-96.56kmh) in 1.68 seconds

>>988809
imagine what it could do with a car full of executive neets providing extra downforce

Might go buy the smallest chocolate I can find from the local milk bar. Would you neets like anything?

>>988811
a bottle of rum, a pepper pie, and a packet of killer pythons please

>>988811
30kg og sugar please

>>988813
I don't think he's coming back with our stuff

need to exercise, get fit
but no energy
becuase i'm unfit because I never exercise

>>988815
me too

>>988814
I bet he ate it all himself

>>988818
what a greedy prick

Went to coles before and the big fat cheerfull lady was there.
She calls everyone my love and is so cheerfull she infects me with cheer.

A "halal" butcher in Zurich, Switzerland has sold more than 3 tonnes of pork labelled as veal to Muslim customers, who haven’t noticed any difference for three years.
Pork sells between $1-$6 per lb and veal $10-40 per lb. That butcher knew exactly what he was doing LMAOOOO 🐷

>>988821
Sounds very whimsical.

>>988823
Sounds very whimsical.

did some dishes
rewarded myself with 500ml of strawby quik

>>988826
Now you'll have to clean the glass and spoon. And reward yourself again with more quik. The quik downward spiral.