SA BEST A

How does he do it.

I bought this off Amazog. It will arrive today. Currently, I keep a big pile of books either on my desk or my bed. I need to move them between the two, according to which I want to use.

Need another hour's sleep. Thought I was ok when I woke up this morning, but now I can tell that I'm not.

Border Express couldn't be bothered picking up the item from Melbourne that they are supposed to be delivering to Adelaide today. Might as well start with the item not received/request refund bullshit now.

Might become a japanese adult video performer. Over there my 5 inches should be huge enough for porn.

>>982079
the noises the jap girls make kill my boner

also many seem to have minecraft pussy

Might do some clog dancing in the front yard.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/police-find-human-remains-in-search-for-chris-baghsarian-85-kidnapped-from-north-ryde-home/news-story/f695ec004ec518c2bba6ce6ffe16fce9
they found wog gramps
wonder if they found his fingers and if they'll reattach 'em

Unfortunately rape and open defecation aren’t yet Olympic sports.

>>982073
Crack den vibes

>>982086
yeah I just don't care anymore
will probably just throw them in the bin at some point

>>982087
Wasteful, like a crack head

they're niggerfying the xfiles

>>982089
The leads were kikes anyway

>>982090
duchovny is one of the good kikes, like william shatner and steven segal

Gonna live in the 90s bro. Gonna create a whole vr world level simulation of the world and pretend the year 2000 never came.

>>982091
>one of the good kikes
No such thing, you fool. There will be no chance of peace until all of them are gone

>>982093
Cattle shouldnt concern themselves with who owns the farm or who eats the carcass. Remember that there may be better ones, but there are definitely worse ones.

>>982094
All jews need to go, along with shabbos goys like you

Got the chicken biriyani. Sweating.

>>982095
You should beg to them harder.

>>982097
Traitor

>>982096
Seasoned with brownoid faeces

Drinking my last beer of the slab. I have chosen to have it early so I am sober for the gym tonight. Although I am now tempted to just buy more and drink the day away.

Amazog is finally delivering my bookshelf. When it arrives, I will assemble it and start cleaning my room up a bit.

>>982085
Really begs the question, what could a billion Indians win a medal in

Got a woman's number today

>>982103
Good job m8. Have you started texting her yet or are you just playing it cool?
I gave a girl my number yesterday. She seemed apprehensive so I was worried she wouldn't text but she did so within a few minutes. I am taking her to the museum tomorrow. Should be good.

Weeeeeeber

>>982105
Write /ausneets/ on the door in poo, I dare you.

Had that nap I've been needing all morning. Bright eyed and bushy tailed now. One norty afternoon coming up!

Youtube is very bad today

very low energy this week. Struggling to get things done.

>>982110
I'll have something for that once I start my pharmaceutical company

>>982110
make sure you're sleeping and eating well neet

>>982112
At least one store bought lasagna a week goes a long way for a NEET's nutrition.

>>982113
>a week
*A day

>>982114
Consuming too much too soon can be dangerous, it's like with fiber

Might become a cheerleader.

>>982116
You've got the legs for it

>>982110
Havnt managed to do either, diet is mostly cigarettes, goffee, instant noodles. Can't sleep. Not doing well at all

Eat my arse and call me FIFO

>>982119
I will not.

>>982068
Good OP post.

>>982105
Relief at last.

>>982072
That looks top heavy. It wouldnt be suitable for a boat that rocks side to side.

>>982073
>The Holocaust Industry
That was my first jewpill

>>982086
Duno the christmas tree is a nice touch. 10/10 would shoot up fentanyl from india there amidst the unread big brain books.

>>982091
Willam Shatner had swagger, that carrys a lot of weight on my scales of judenhass

>>982097
>>982098
Both of you are retards, what did Dr Goebbels say about being a racist hooligan? You need to lift the quality of your discourse when discussing the JQ.

>>982117
But not the attitude.

>>982106
Karen from Max has the hots for me, i know of such things.
>>982104
Have a good time on your date NEET. Remember you can save the admission fee if you go 30 minutes before they close. Alternatively you can go to the holo musuem and say you feel guilty about being white and they will only charge you half price.

>>982127
chutzpah!

>>982129
He means Beer Leader. As in starts off drinking beer and then that leads to choof, goon and KFC.

Pork and cabbage for dinner

>>982128
Goebbels was a moron

>>982132
That's more aligned to the aptitude.

>>982073
I look forward to seeing the bookshelf. It will look good.

>>982129
>>982135
kek

Spent all afternoon building a toilet/bathroom in doom. Meanwhile my real life bathroom hasn't been cleaned in weeks.

>>982141
Can we see the toilet and bathroom in Doom?

There is no shame anymore.

>>982143
No, it needs to be cleaned first. Turns out I used some disgusting textures I copied from a level with a dirty public bathroom. Even in video games I have neet level cleanliness.

>>982144
Inspirational.

>>982141
Upload yourself into the game and go pee pee in there and you will never have to clean your real toilet again.

>>982146
👆💯

Assuming all goes well with my museum date tomorrow, do you think I could take her to a pool hall for our third date? I have a classy one picked out, but I'm worried she will think it is a bit much this early in our relationship.

>>982148
I'd wait until near the end of your second date and ask her where she would like to go and see, make her feel incharge by picking out where you will go, you also get to know if she wants to go out again.

Good night.

>>982144
Duke Nukem did it first

>>982148
She probably just wants to go somewhere where you will be in a good mood and open your wallet.

Drove all day with some spars for garden stakes sticking out of the back. Bought two pairs of army boots off some lifers at a nice house on the way. Milsurp is the way to go. After dinenr I Went over to mumsie's and looked under her bed with a torch. Had to check from both sides and was calling out "Clear!" every side i checked like I seen Marky Mark do in that moofie where he is a SWAT operator. No dead bandicoot so it either went back outside or mumsie just made the whole thing up for a laff. Not laffing tho because keeping wildlife without a license is a crime. Had my fruit snack and its cooled down outside. Off to bed, have to go into the heart of darkness tomorrow. Fuck the Poz. Wish I was back in the bush. At least the new boots are cool. Good Night NEETs.

How can that crippled nigger in Breaking Bad drive his car?

>>982154
tl;dr

Tiffin is living his best life, unlike many neets.

>>982150
That was my plan. I suspect she will want me to have the next one planned though. She is very passive like that.

Only got part of what I wanted to get done done today, but my diet's on track at least. Tomorrow is another day. Onwards and upwards like my hero monk.

Feel comfy. Might eat some food again

MGMT had an early performance of kids and it was peak 00's
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vNC1W2m4Uug [Embed]

woke up too early, had a carb heavy breakfast, gonna try and get some more sleep

Erect for Tiffin

>>982154
She wouldnt lie about a bandicoot

>>982166
she called it a "bandicooper" which is my first suspicion, also her cat is quite elderly and torpid and would have difficulty catching anything.

Dentist today. five hours between city appointments.

Goon time

Might need to get a reddit.

>>982167
Maybe it looked like bradley cooper. Maybe it was bradley cooper under her bed and you were so busy looking for a bandicoot you didn't notice him.

My colon is quivering. Unloaded a mountain of gravel.

>>982175
You need to stop eating rocks NEET they're not good for you.

>>982167
>quite elderly and torpid
iktf

>>982176
Nonsense, they're good for you, full of magnesium and asbestos.

>>982178
He should be smoking the asbestos not eating it!

>>982166
You wouldn't download a bandicoot

Wrote out my todo list for today. Quite long. Got exhausted just looking at it. Too tired to do any of it now.

The sediment has built up and blocked the flow

Smoked some asbestos

>>982164
Carbs are good for you

>>982182
Need to implement scheduled tube flushes into the daily task list

>>982184
Empty carbs can be filled with all zorts

>>982188
perfect for coffee enemas

>>982187
They can't be empty if they're so filling

>>982190
That's why he eats rocks.

Museum date went well.
I'll be taking her to play pool on Friday.

>>982194
Good to hear neet.

It's all fun and games until someone poos themselves and then panics and tries to run away but slips in the poo and slams their face on the ground and then a crowd of people point and laugh.

I made a big batch of the soup that makes you poop.

>>982194
Fantastic development

There's a CP thread in the catalogue, I've reported it normally and globally.

burnt out. had enough. can't take it anymore

>>982200
Use some more lube

Had a no-doz. I feel nothing. Brain is too burnt out after years of stimulant overuse.

>>982201
Smart.

>>982202
Maybe you need a complete overhaul. Book yourself in for a service at a wholesome tugger.

I miss Cobes

>>982194
Good to hear.

>>982161
I miss him too.

I can only imagine how good that bookshelf looks

>>982207
hmph!

Neandethals made it to the pacific.

>>982212
You're posting on a board full of us.

Got to pet a friendly cat in my perambulations today. It was under a car and meyowed at me. Fish fingers for tea.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-25/arrests-made-in-relation-to-chris-baghsarian-kidnapping-sydney/106383878

I was expecting lebs. They got fully doxxed too. Sure would be a shame if they were innocent.

>>982217
Can you get grok to summarise that for me?

>>982217
The real story is the running cover by Police and Media (working hand in glove) about the "wrong target" and "innocence" of the murdered rich cunt wog whose family totally aren't involved in drugs and crime.

Lick the sweat from my folds boardo

>>982219
I think they had retarded opsec and thats how the cops caught up with them. Incompetence did them in, I reckon.

>>982221
Yes, that's because being a proper naughty "gangsta", "road man", and a "hit man" is cool on Instagram now.
Doesn't change the fact the victim wasn't as innocent as the Lügenpresse want to make out. How do we have all these second-generation multi-millionaire middle-eastern pieces of shit walking about? Drugs and crime. Running a fucking deli doesn't make you a millionaire.

>>982222
Good take wizzy. Some of these old school wogs are into soft crime like not declaring takeaway shop earnings to the taxman. There are stories of private bank vaults in the suburbs, run by Greek, Armenian, hebrew you name them, mafias. I want to know who this dead jew was and how he came up.

>>982222
Thanks Wizzy.

Did you watch the state of the union address neets? I bet nuro was there.

>>982225
Is that our boy fifo?

>>982140
I lik these.

>>982151
Morning, fella.

>>982154
Milsurp can be good. They are usually durable at least. But often heavy and/or not comfortable. I had old style Hungarian DF trousers I used it ten years, went to the woods in em on daily basis. Bought another two pairs.

>>982155
Barely.

>>982226
Nuro is too busy designing Australias new Trump tower to be watching such things (I'd say he recorded it to watch at a later date)

>>982227
I would like to believe so

Went to office works to get a new SD card for the Hiby because the old one's file tree is fucked and I will be listening to NIN and suddenly there are bugle calls. I wanted a high reliability instead of performance but they didnt have any after I went up to the counter twice with the item card. Eventually just bought my crayons and left. Went to JB hi fi and some he-she with a thick nose ring sold me one for ten dollars more than the other place. I blame AI data centers.

>>982228
Milsurp is only good for the bush. If you wear camo in town then you look like a tree and that kinda sticks out.

>>982231
>some he-she with a thick nose ring
That's a man!

Has Tiffin opened a new school?

Going to see mumsie and have my fruit snacks.

>>982228
I have some 85 year old milsurp. Still just as lethal as the day it left the factory.

>>982238
lol

Great news!

>>982240
Awesome, brother.
Many many money to me.

>>982236
Have a good time neet.

>>982241
Happy New Year, Happy New Year!

Might start collecting spinal columns.

>>982244
Hard mode: try the parliament.

Bins are out for the bin men.

Thinking about that poster of the messerschmidt BF 109 I had on the wall in my room as a kid. The little NPC dork next door evidently has footballers.

Good night.

>>982249
Sounds comfy.

>>982249
imagine falling in love with a boat

Good Night NEETs.
Another shit weather day tomorrow.

>>982248
>>982252
Night.

>>982248
>>982252
Night fellas.

one day soon i'm going to have a huge binge of tendies and potato gems with all sorts of sauces

>>982256
Me on the right.

>>982257
Nice hair

Webber 🥲

😴😵‍💫

gm bros

Is tourette's syndrome even real or is it just a made up thing so people can scream "NIGGER!" in crowded audiences and get away with it?

>>982262
Posting
>bumbum
might be it.

Bin day Weber

>>982261
Morning.

>>982261
>>982265
GMN.

✈️🎅
>Greg Lynn applies for bail as retrial for High Country camper murder looms
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-19/greg-lynn-applies-for-bail-court/106365580

The CEO of Xbox is an AI

and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for an AI

>>982269
kek

Poo came out in two identical parts, that sat in the toilet next to each other, like brown divine twins.

Had a dream there was an alternate neet board, which everyone knew about except me. When I woke up I couldn't remember its name.

>>982272
The dream board gets all the good posts.

Tiffin told my receptionist she was a fat dyke called me a Quack Kike and said I should stick my anti-depressants up my arse when I refused give him a diagnosis of Tourettes syndrome before he went in front of the Magistrate, once.

>>982258
is that larry davis Jr? I will have to ask mumsie because she watched that shit backinnadae.

>>982272
This actually happened to me. Bad times

What was that amp that Nuro recommended? I CBF looking thru the last couple of gens.

>dreamt I shit myself
>wake up
>no shit
feel so cash money bros

>>982282
I'll shit your pants for you

Being unable to eat pork or beef for religious reasons should get you banned from the country

>>982284
Thanks bro. I knew you had me covered

>>982285
also being lactose intolerant

>>982285
I don't eat pork because someone said it tastes a bit like human meat

Might join the yakuza

uwu :3

shaved my balls webber

named my balls webber

The Big Short wasn't even about some large fella's 7XL shorts. It was about some boring economics shit.

>>982294
Weber was given a poorly formatted email from his bank in early 2008 which he gave a 1 star review for on their google account resulting in the gfc. He said they will always just be a Jews Goldberg Sachs but they're nothing without Weber's golden balls to back it up. Resonated worldwide and the planet lost confidence in the institutions propping up the financial system once.

>>982289
Become one of their boat gangsters, you could be a kayakuza

ate chocolate again, supposed to be on a diet, every day something comes up and I have to go out and I get anxiety

>>982297
Is anxiety like one of those marvelous blocks?

There was a big line for the toilet so I pissed in the sink and washed my hands in a puddle outside.

>>982298
Exactly. It is exactly like one of those 200g cadbury's roast almond blocks that I'm eating right now.

>>982299
Efficient neet, you will go far in life.

>>982300
The nuts take up space that could be used for more chocolate

Really want some cupcakes as chasers to the block of chocolate

>>982300
I'm eating darrell leas liquorice bullets.

>>982304
their rocky road is good

>>982278
Thanks Dr Zogbot

Can one of you call a number and tell me who answers?

>>982307
Hopefully the next available Cruisey can assist you.

>>982308
The two missed calls has triggered my anxiety.

>>982309
Find a Telstra payphone and call them for free!

>>982307
I called a number once.

>>982310
You'd get AIDS from the phone booths around here.

I asked a question to a Telstra employee during a job fair thing about their social initiatives once. He reminded me of Monk and told me their payphones were an example of such work in the community.

>>982312
You need the right protection.

I am already suited up for tonight.

Getting oblique muscular cramps because I never exercise anymore, woe

>>982313
The free phone calls for crackheads initiative

>>982315
It even sounds painful.

>>982308
He's busy, he is taking me to this.

The KFC god didn't answer my prayers. I'm killing myself. Goodbye NEETs.

>>982319
I hope you know if a NEET kills himself he will go to salad heaven where you will be forced to eat nothing but salads for eternity.

Huffing jenkem 🙂

>>982312
My genital herpes spread to my face after I rubbed my dick on the phone and put it back on my ear so I could listen to the insurance lady's reaction.

>>982318
You're a lucky NEET.

>>982319
Please don't. Otherwise, sleep tight.

>>982288
The dog looks up to you, the cat looks down on you, only the pig which sees you as an equal.

>>982277
lol

Is Nuro behind this?

>>982328
Nuro has been busy behind closed doors flying all over the world trying to get the alien files released

>>982329
Not many NEETs know that the X-Files was actually based on Nuros life in the 80s.

>>982329
Do you think he knows this fella?

>>982331
He'd stick out like a sore thumb here so I'd remember him if I've seen him.

>>982330
kek
>>982331
kek. who is this guy? is he autistic?

Has anyone else prolapsed here? How did you get it back in?

Mr Matthew J Ramm

>>982335
I'm banning this guy. Any opposing opinions on it?

>>982300
I'll have a depression and paranoia rocky road. No nuts.

>>982330
Twin Peaks was actually a documentary about nuro's most famous unsolved case. The tv networks liked it so much they ordered a series inspired by his other investigations. Both Fox Mulder and Dale Cooper are simply pseudonyms for nuro.

>>982338
Will anything of value be lost?

>>982309
Have a choc bananas, 150g.

>>982338
Ban him for four hundred years.
Actually make that 4 minutes

>>982340
The eebs are not what they seem.

>>982340
Huh. So that's why both are literally based.

Just asking for health advise :(

>>982344
>>982345
I read a theory the other day that the xfiles were created with the intention of getting Clarice from silence of the lambs and Dale Cooper from twin peaks together on one show. Thinking about it it's almost certainly true.

I want to get weed but don't know anyone to ask for it

>>982348
She's hot

>>982349
Call Cruisey.

>>982346
Stop huffing jenkem then.

>>982347
Hes deteriorating quick.

>>982348
Sounds not unfounded.

>>982351
peak jodie foster was considerably hotter than peak gillian anderson

>>982353
>Stop huffing jenkem then
You never know what someone’s doing in their home. There are some strange people out there.

>>982356
He posted it. His other post actually.

>>982357
I can see the connection.

>>982358
He needs some Belzona.

>>982359
👆💯

>>982358
What he doesn't know that if he cracks the blinker just a little bit, it'll slowly fill with blinker fluid for free. Lifehack.

>>982361
True. But he might not like cheat codes.

>>982362
I want to see the price list for Belzona.

Do you all think it's a sound idea if I travel either domestically or overseas to reset my head. Don't know how to word it any other way but that. My usual copes (gaming in particular) for the past few months haven't been the same and I've just been feeling worse since january in particular. I feel like if I do this it could help me but also seems like a waste of the little money I have.

>>982364
There are cheaper alternatives than going on a holiday. You could change up your routine by going out once a day for an hour and having a coffee in the sun. It might be seasonal depression kicking in.

>>982364
Travel down to your local shop and get a complete service. If you like it, travel to Asia and repeat.

>>982366
That is how Monk got incurable bum rash.

>>982368
I recall when Monk corrected me and told me she's clean when he was in Indonesia. When I reminded him to wear protectiion, he said he knows she's clean. I wholly believe there is Monk leftover there.

>>982283
Thanks. I am thinking about what speakers I want to run. Maybe big ass ones.

>>982364
Enroll to a course that can't be taken online.

>>982370
I got that amp and two of these 50 watt 8 ohm speakers off fb marketplace for 30$. They go louder than JBL soundbar and sub with the amp

>>982364
The only risk is you take your problems with you, maybe try and get away for a long wekend somewhere and see how you feel.

>>982372
Forgot pic

>>982349
get some monero, fire up a tor browser and get whatever you want off darkmatter.market

>>982362
What the literal fuck would that sleeve do? I mean it would stop leaks getting into the flange but why would you want a protective sleeve on the outside?

Belzona shit is snake oil.

>>982364
move to another state

>>982374
it still looks shitty. The only choke point for me is desk space. Maybe I shouldnt have given away my bluetooth portable speakers.

>>982374
Based.

>>982376
Belzona is designed mission critical applications where the work cannot stop. There is probably some industrial use cases that requires it.

>>982375
Last time I checked darkmatter doesn't have much for australia and when I tried to buy some Ritalin off another dark web site it never arrived.

>>982378
As soon as you give away or get rid of something, you're going to end up needing it or wanting it back.

>>982381
buy from australian sellers, shouldnt get intercepted. Havent got off my arse and got any monero yet. I think I need to drop $1000 to make it viable. Thats my whole dole cheque.

fucking dark matter onion wont load. how will i get my illegal drugs now?

>>982376
They talk something about atmospheric corrosion. But then just paint the pipes over regularly.

>>982384
I'm sorry but you have to resort to catnip. Or chamomile.

>>982382
I gave it away to a retard who cant into simple audio. It made a huge difference in their life. I will just get another loudspeaker set by osmosis anyway and I use my nice IEMs. The sony speakers kept switching off after 5 minutes standby on bluetooth. It was ruining my life anyway. Hiby factory just emailed and said they fixed my old Hiby for $5 and $10 postage.

>>982384
Just burn some leaves and bark and get off on that that like the boongs used to.

>>982386
👆💯

>>982388
Good advice

>>982388
He should build a sweat lodge.

>>982385
Belzona sell stuff that seal leakign pressure pipes but the leak would lift off any coating by breaking the bond to the substrate along a hairline. it just blisters off along the margins of the bond. It looks nice but lets see it after a couple days of getting pushed up from underneath.

>>982388
Fuck off wizzy. We all know that shit never worked

>>982388
You look like a dickhead in that war paint wizzy. If a real boong saw you he would crack your skull with a war club and eat the goo inside.

>>982392
>lets see it after a couple days of getting pushed up from underneath.
Hot.

Going to beddy byes. CBF with the day anymore. Good Night NEETs

>>982396
Good Night neet.

This fucking darkmatter site is making me seethe with rage. it wont fucking work jsust just just just JUSSSSSSSST
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST

>>982392
Well, what you can only do is buy all that crap and try it for yourself and see.

>>982393
Munch on eucalyptus all day.

>>982396
Night fella.

>>982398
It's probably honeypot anyway.

>>982398
It's enough to drive a NEET to drugs!!!

>>982402
He should check out that darkmatter site and buy some drugs.

Winnie the pooh got busted in a honeypot once.

>>982404
kek big load?

>>982406
That's Disney the Pooh.

>>982369
I've never known monk to make an error in judgement. Never.

>>982408
He wasn't. He lives in harmony with the rash.

Good night.

>>982410
Night fella.
And a chicken was born.

>>982410
gn

Might do a remake of James Cameron's Aliens

>>982413
Diverse cast?

might get kidnapped

Watched shelter with jason statham, just came out on torrent. It's a bit good but of course jason statham never looses a fight so it's boring. The girl character was a bit good.

>>982415
Throw in a quick raping and i'll do it for you

>>982418
one of the heroes is a black woman and the bad guy is an old man

>>982414
The original actually had multiple negroes, a jew, another jew pretending to be a spic, a female lead, a female lead villain...and yet was somehow not pozzed.

>>982417
You want me to rape you?

>>982422
she probably just made his peepee chubby

>>982421
There is no shame.

>>982421
Not if I rape you first bitch

>>982425
I'll shit all over your dick and balls so bad you vomit

>>982426
I'll use the vomit as lube bitch. I've been eating zinc so you better get ready for a big load

gonna buy some turkey tomorrow, something i can snack on before bed to help me sleep

>>982428
You shouldn't snack on anything before sleep. It just turns into fat.

>>982429
There's drugs that make you shit out fat

>>982430
Shit partially consist of fat.

>>982431
Shibs should I buy a macbook pro on afterpay that would only leave me just enough money to survive for a month? about to pull the trigger

>>982432
1. No.
2. In no circumstance should one buy a Mac.

>>982433
Yeah but I really want one so I can make music

>>982434
Buy a triangle instead.

Have we watched Dog Day Afternoon on womboflix? I think we did.

>>982436
Idk if we watched it. Couldn't buy the macbook because my afterpay limit isn't high enough

Just found out about mong housing. I might manipulate my way into it and rort the system

>>982437
I told you triangle is the way.
You might wanna try symbola perhaps.

>>982438
I'll vouch for you.

patting sweetie

>>982440
Nice thing.

>>982440
130km/h?

>>982442
yeah, 130-140 for much of it

morning neets

Rise and shine neeties, big things in the day ahead.

>>982443
A nice speed

>>982444
>>982445
>>982446
GMN.

Fresh out the crocodile’s bum

>>982440
>patting sweetie
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>982443
Too fast

>netbeans wants to update
Bean NEET has infected my computer.

I've got my pool hall date this afternoon. I didn't sleep all that well last night, I woke up way too early and couldn't get back to sleep. I shat my guts out this morning but it wasn't as bad as Wednesday morning. I am calming down. I am having a second coffee. I am hoping the alcohol prevents me from having an afternoon crash. I am going to try kissing the girl today. On Wednesday, we held hands. When I went to leave at the end, she hugged me. She did so very tightly and for a long time. I am absolutely bewildered by the fact that this girl likes me. She does not yet realise what a fucked up neet loser I am. I have been much more energetic and motivated due to the thought of her. I have been cleaning my room. I vacuumed last night for the first time in months. My carpet feels so much nicer to walk on barefoot as there isn't a bunch of pointy shit sticking into your feet.
Wish me luck, noots.

Washing machine exchange program now open

A new offer to exchange inefficient top-loading washing machines opened on 24 February 2026 following the success of the program in 2025. The 2025 program assisted almost 5,500 households across NSW to upgrade their washing machine with yearly water savings of approximately 107 million litres.

Cenno now gives out washing machines.
No idea why I work, could just get it all for free.

>>982458
I am happy for you.
Make sure you wash your benis and put on clean cumdies from here on out.

>>982459
front loaders are great until they fail and flood your laundry, or the power goes off while they're full of water ad you can't open the door without flooding the laundry

>>982458
Let me sniff your fingers afterwards.

>>982461
Who cares, daddy government will just buy you another one.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVNqs_tDptD/

Lol

>>982465
Ffs, cant watch it without the app