I went out to cut spars but first I went to check out two spots where there were some falls I want to sort out and put the logs up on a frame off the ground to dry properly. I took the new adze and it works really well to carve out a level spot for the vise and for brushing out around what I want to cut. I will probably buy a proper one but its fine for now. The head stayed on, more or less and the length of the handle is really good and the back of the head has a hammer that you can hit tree trunks and tell if they are sound. I pulled out some blackberry shoots miles from anywhere. The old suit works well, is cool and keeps the flies and mozzies off me when I work. I should finish the new one and make a pouch for my hiby although I probably shouldnt because its not tactical to listen to music in the field, you should be listening out for signs of things that shouldnt be out there, like people.

No link to prev in neither thread.

>>979892
We are thriving.

I think this is the first thread, thats why its to the left of the other one.

That moofie sucked. The nigger looter part was played by whites so it made no sense at all.

>>979890
>>979891
How does he do it?

>>979897
>>979898
It keeps me awake at night.

Was gonna write a valentines day message for Weber but didnt get around to it.

>>979901
Write it for us anyway.

>>979902
kek

Good night.

Wanna go to bed but dont wanna wake up.
Good Night NEETs.

>>979912
Night.

>>979905
>>979912
Night, fellas

I suggest the board staff should stick to one thread, delete the other, and edit OP to add a link to a previous one.

Our late last night boongs have created a mess.

GMN.

>>979920
They're GODDAMN ARSEHOLES!!

need to go to the supermarket
and then do a poo
two parcels coming today

Good Morning NEETs.
might get into it later

>>979923
The hard work to keep the parcels coming is eternal.

>>979923
Thing being delivered throughout the day.

>>979924
GMN.

>>979924
lol

back from the supermarket
got two cans of the forbidden sherbet drink
some hot sopressa, barossa leg ham, barossa roast turkey breast, and some mersey valley
going to have some cold cuts and cheexe for lonch

>>979926
what kind of thing?
I am waiting on a brake caliper from a BMX shop and a bike cable cutter and end crimps from Amaxon

morning bros, garn have one good day today, then sink into debauachery tomorrow

>>979929
>turkey
Look at the ingredients, it will be 90% soy and sodium, up to 5% actual turkey. Basically vegan.

>>979932
I've had just about enough of your attitude this morning!

>>979930
>what kind of thing?
I meant to say the things, but I am too mong.

The things are: supermarket treats, the poo and the parcels. All to be delivered at different times throughout the day.

>>979931
GMN. Sounds do-able.

>>979933
>Servings per pack: 2
I have my doubts

This board desperately needs UMM PTY LTD and the site needs Monk.

>>979929
I'll be over later and we can go down the beach and drink those sherberts.

>>979938
lucky he had a gopro on his head or we wouldnt be able to meme that. Also good for getting that soy faggot to pay for everything

These capchas have improved my touch typing skills. Now I can do numbers without looking. nice.

>>979938
Did the BMW go over the guard rail?

>>979942
I hope so.

>>979942
Kind of.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Miata/comments/1r51h1m/m2_thought_it_was_a_track_day/

>>979944
>I have a coworker that's really into ricing his BMW.
>He works on his own car and he does it so well that his drive shaft literally fell off in a roundabout once. He also test drives it with no brakes on public roads.
bet it's a jeet

>>979944
cunt cant drive for shit. you can cut inside corners only when you can see up the road enough to spot a car coming. Also you should obey the corner speed limits. I call them out loud so i dont get sloppy. Really ought to get a dash cam in the ute.

>>979947
Could just be nuro with a bodykit that makes his ebike look like a bmw

>>979948
>Also you should obey the corner speed limits.
lol

>>979950
Yep, what a fag

>>979951
I wouldn't call him a fag, just that those speed suggestion signs tend to be very conservative.

What time does Zesty get out of bed?

>>979950
Imagine wasting money on comprehensive insurance.

>>979952
Important neet business to do. Late for my appointment with dr dan. No time for speed limits!

might need to give myself a good scrub in the shower tonight

>>979902
losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one

>>979907
is that from lolcow.farm or crystal.cafe ?

>>979958
are you having a stroke?

>>979959
It is fake regardless. Charlee would never want anything to do with me.

>>979960
I think he ate too many balloons.

Did that NOOT end up having chinky or fish and chips last night?

>>979962
I think the helium is what got Nuro in the end. RIP.

>>979963
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>979964
Those that whizz twice as fast only whizz for half as long. RIP NURO.

Bloody postie granny whizzed right past
had to go out and shout at her

browsing crystal.cafe

>>979967
Hope you called her some good names.

>>979967
Packages status?

>>979967
Tell her to stop doing those burnouts.

>>979970
I did the poo earlier (quite a big one).
I received the brake caliper after shouting at the postie.
Waiting on Amaxon pajeet to leave the depot still.

Deleted some spam. Linked old thread. Deleted other thread.

>>979973
GMZ

>>979971
She was on the eeb buggy.

>>979969
Just "oi"

I've got an erection.

>>979978
I spent about six hours yesterday wanking.

>>979973
Well deleted.

>>979963
Fish and chips.
They were good, nice crunchy chips.

going to bring the washing in

Might become a songwriter for led zeppelin.

washing in
No more work for the day, maybe not for the week.

>>979985
you can help hold/squeeze my caliper when I install it

>>979973
Thanks Cruisey.

>>979968
it runs like shit because the SO and mods are foids

>>979980
how good are they at spotting male posters?

>>979989
They should stay there. The internet needs a containment board for women and trannies, to keep them from polluting proper imageboards.

wanna nap, but not quite tired enough

>>979989
define male

>>979995
I don't think they like trannies.

>>979993
Thanks Trev.

>>979980
The horse one is very funny.

>>979982
The fish and chips you put in the air frier from woolworths rival the quality of fish and chip shops. Birds eye deli beer batter chips and birds eye hoki are great.

quads and all the neets will get gfs this 2026

>>979999
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>980000
Thank you, Mr B. Wizard.

might transition

>>979999
I like the birds eye flathead fillets. On sale, theyre $8 for 5 battered fillets. Very good in the airfryer.

>>980000
Thanks Wizzy.

>>980000
Unna. Stanky koori guuri on the BWCs

Sadly, wizzy is a fake boong. Real boongs can't count past three and will never understand what quads are. Real boongs will never know how many fingers they have on each hand.

>>980000
Thanks Wizzy.

>>980004
There is no shame.

>>980000
Wizzy you boong...

>>979980
You can tell they're made by actual females because they're really not very funny.

>>980013
I find them hilarious.

>>980003
I really enjoyed the comment made about this image once.

>>980011
The stigma is gone.

>>980016
The hail damage one?

Every new BO we get is a dick-rider.

>>980018
Yes! That was it.

>>980019
There is no shame anymore.

>>980020
bloody weber

>>979956
>based and redpilled.jpg
Are the pills reserved or is the image inverted.

>>980022
When a Clogger is forecast, don't go outside.

Thai Green Curry consumed, stomach pains pending.

>>980019
Yes I deleted a negative post about nuro. I felt it added not very much to discussion and would cause shit stirring. If you want to shit talk to nuro tell it to him, preferably in a constructive manner. Honestly he could use it.

>>980025
I had a curry in my room and now the smell is lingering.

>>980026
>If you want to shit talk to nuro tell it to him,
Has he even been here in the last week or two?

Spilled beer on the floor, too lazy to clean it up.
Hundreds of huge red ants came inside overnight to lick the floor. Boong ants, symbiotic relationship

>>980027
Crack the window open, turn on a fan too.
Stomach pain status?

>>980030
Are you the NEET with the cum desk?

The ants and cum desk should be on display in a museum, would pay the entry price.

Is that cooking sake wine they sell in supermarkets any good for getting gooned on? Says 14.5% alcohol. Do you even need id to buy it?

>>980033
How good are you at swallowing?

>>979936
Was literally 4 thin slices under the cardboard sleeve. Harrumphed when I saw it. Ham one had 5 slices.

>>980033
The salt will make it unpalatable.

might go for a walk, get some gelati

>>980037
Two scoops please, choc-mint.

>>980037
I will have rum & raison please.

it's after 12 and the amazon fucks still haven't set out

>>980040
Amaxon Prime orders get priority. I got prime for one month. Mine left depot at ~9:30am

>>980042
it is prime
they just suck in sa

>>980035
Serving sizes are always for skellies.

>>980043
That sucks. They opened a new delivery center closer to me recently.

>>980045
it was scanned into the adelaide depot at 6am this morning, so I don't know why they are so slow
you'd think they'd just get the pajeets to line up with their private cars and just fill the first car chock full and then send him on his way and fill the next in line etc
incentivize pajeet to be there at 6.30am

>>980046
Mine just arrived. It takes them a while to do anything.

>>980032
Not him, I am the cum-desk neet.

>>980033
They have already thought about that. They make it too salty.

>>980050
After some reading, general internet consensus is that boofing is the only workable method for that.

>>980048
Get a museum to assess that desk.

Had a nap, feeling better, time to start the day. Some coffee is in order.

>>980051
I'll Boof (You)

Did some reading. Booked in with GP and hopefully get bulk billed. Made a new budget.

finally fucken out for delivery at 13:25pm

>>980056
Lucky duck

Steak, cabbage and beans for lunch.

>>980059
in the afternoon

>>980060
So 1:35PM or 1325

I am trying to watch Troy (2005) but I am too face blind to understand.

>>980061
no

>>980062
Turn the subtitles on.

>>980064
means yes

>>980065
he should wait for negger helen to come out

>>980067
>helen
God I miss her.

>>980064
Yes, if you managed to pass first grade

>>980070
i didn

>>980071
The stigma is gone.

You NEETs ever read law? Its boring and thrilling at the same time. Those old judges could fukn tell a story I tell you.

>>980072
slop pepes were a mistake.

15:25pm in the afternoon and my amaxon parcel not here yet

15:40pm in the afternoon and my amaxon parcel just got delivered

>>980078
You have to let it go neet, it's not coming.

>>980080
That's what she said

Forgot to buy toilet paper. No!

>>980081
she wasn't squeezing his caliper hard enough

might make a rum and coke

>>980082
Just wipe your arse on that other NEETs desk.

>>980074
That's a man.

made a rum and coke
wish i was sitting at cruisey's plastic outdoor table

just cbf today

>>980088
Looks like another poor creature Weber squashed with his kayak.

>>980089
nice digits

>>980090
it's a palindrome innit

Some of these doom total conversions are ridiculous in how far they've gone from the original 1993 game. I have no idea how the modders did 90% of the stuff here.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fBfIxbQF5nA [Embed]

>>980086
💯

>>980092
Gave up after a few minutes. Cunt fucking around with inventory every 10 seconds gave me the shits.

Axelwound has same norwood and eyes as IGA

Achilles called Agamemnon a sack of wine for raping the priestess.

Could we get some fuzzy hashing going to stop the image spam?

>>980128
install dollchan
hide first image by image size
no more spam for the entire thread.

Going out the bush. That YT thing on heat is retard level. You stay cool by consulting Nuro.

>>980137
Cheers. I did it by image name, but it has worked.

watch this every time I feel like a drink or cig

Time to put teh washing on.

Axelwound is in a mood

>>980148
well done webby

>>980156
not me

Cruisey WTF happened to Weberboig?
Nugger coating changed
Medium drink is now a can of coke not a pint of premix.
Southern Belle is still shit.
Chips overseasoned.

>>980157
the 'teh' made me think it was you

>>980165
>>980164
finally some based bussy spam

I found Bats reddit account.

>>979938
Everyone thinks hes a Collin McRae or whoever is the current best tard.

>>979973
Good job.

>>979984
Never too late.

>>980000
Thanks, Wizzy.

>>980009
Surely they can recognize repeating characters regardless the number.

It ain't a real toastie if it's got no cheese

>>980176
A nice thicc slixe of cheexe

>>980062
Why would you torture yourself?

They need a Tarzan remake with a more diverse hero.

>>980179
Tyrone of the jungle

>>980180
Raised by monkeys.

my body thermostat is up the shit
got the cool zone set to 18c and I still feel like I'm too hot

>>980182
Tkaes time to cool down.

>>980183
It has been on all day and I've barely left the room.
I'm a big fat diabetic fuck.

>>980184
iktf

Just'd and woe'd. Need a drink.

Cruisey I wanna go here

>>980179
They should make a parody where a monkey gets raised by people

I went up the forest and mounted the pipe vise i got off that boomer for $25 to a log i carved out with the adze. I got rushed by a black snake on the way there and had to jump out of the way. My saw got stuck in a spar I was bucking but I could chop it out with the adze. Going back tomorrow to carve out a bit with the hammer and chisel because the handle gets stuck against the log. Everything works really well and I will make a couple of frames really quickly to lie the spars on to season out there. I will do that before I get the chainsaw up there and cut all the falls that are around there. Then I will take the vise to the next spot. Also worked on the last bulkhead on the canoe before I went. Lentils and egg pie in the oven for tea.

>>980186
Have a drink

Lentils are overdone. Pressure cookers, amirite?

Mate lent me money. Got jim bogans

>>980159
The chips are still good. Southern belle is good. On weekend for $5

>>980194
You need a slow cooker

>>980190
>rushed by a black snake
Did you kill it?

>>980195
You derro cunt

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4smeasFkFl8 [Embed]

might lift my pixxa game

>>980190
A busy day.

>>980200
Is that you on her lap?

>>980190
Good job.
What about second tea?

>>980197
Dont want any more appliances, well maybe a toaster.

>>980198
snakes are special, even amongst the other fauna. Killing them is immoral not to mention highly illegal.

>>980204
A Fast cooker might be more compact.

Good night.

>>980206
thats what my pressure cooker is. The problem is you cant stir the stuff or check on it.

Might have to start interviewing for a new whore.

NEETs need not apply

>>980209
You need a good boong woman.

I wish I could get FTTP. Heard starlink is shit

>>980207
Night fella.
Found his calling.

>>980211
I can't handle the lizards.

>>980190
Not sure what you're trying to do but it sounds like a really odd way to go about it.

I miss Sweetie

>>980216
I miss you too.

>>980219
Sesame oil?

>>980221
One got the best part of my pie once.

>>980220
No.

>>980223
Tabasco?

>>980222
And you got refunded twice.

>>980225
Once for the pie and once for the mental anguish. I know my rights.

>>980224
I had a dog. His name was Bingo.

>>980227
That was his name-o.

>>980227
B I N G O
B I N G O
And Bingo was his name-oh

Did they have that song when you were a kid?

>>980221
The ocean st bakery has a sign warning of seagull thefts

>>980229
No.

>>980231
You really missed out.

When times get tough I am known to pull on the old seagull costume and start swiping pastries and hot chip buckets in tourist areas.

Some of them might suspect that I am not a real seagull, but who would believe them? They keep quiet and go and ask for their refund.

>>980234
Sounds like a plan.

Possum beat a seagull to death in front of horrified children after it stole one of his chips once.

>>980236
It was ruled a justified homicide. The stand your ground law, chicken salt amendment (2006).

I have downloaded all 4 grocery catalogues for this week and am not impressed by the specials. Outrageous prices mostly.
Capsicums and grapes are reasonably priced now though.

A raven broke my favourite bowl, thought about killing it today with a catapult. Trying to justify killing a bird to myself was a personal low point.

>>980239
That's so raven. Did you leave the bowl outside?

I messaged my bank about not receiving any SMS notifications of deposits any more.
I think I am messaging back and forth with an AI. They keep making the same repetitive requests for information from me and don't acknowledge anything I have said in my replies, except to say "thank you for your last message" at the beginning.

Sometimes I will strap the old raven costume on and go around smashing crockery. They might think for a moment that surely I am too big to be a real Raven, but who would believe them?

I can see a discarded KFC box that has blown into my front yard. It keeps calling to me. I know it is unlikely to be full of untouched and still slightly warm wicked wings, but unless I go out and check, how can I be sure?

>>980243
Don't end up like that dude in the video with the sliding kfc bucket.
Put it into the bin.

>>980242
Kek
>>980243
Poetry

>>980240
Yes. But ravens don't own the outside.

morning chaps

>>980217
kek

>>980247
GMN.

It just fired out of me.

>>980250
Did you destroy alderaan?

harrumph

Shitty weather this morning, Cruisey. Good time to come round and squeeze my caliper.

>>980251
Almost.

>>980252
Small?

>>980256
i'm hot and sweaty and smelly

>>980257
lol

>>980253
RIP. Up with Nuro now.

>>980258
Have a shower.

>>980261
There's a thunder storm this morning.

>>980262
kek

>>980234
there's always a fag in a fursuit to creep out every crowded event.

Good Morning NEETs.
Probably cracked a rib a couple days ago.
Still gonna go for a run before the rain.

Thinking about pinsa romana

>>980266
Good pinxa

>>980265
how did you do that?

>>980265
Hope you wern't out fighting.

>>980265
GMN.

They are always saying sizzler is coming back. They are always saying Pizza Hut buffet is coming back. They will always say there is a sizzler or a Pizza Hut buffet still open in a far flung western suburb. But it's not true.

Meow
>Thanks a lot, AI: Hard drives are already sold out for the entire year, says Western Digital
https://mashable.com/article/ai-hard-drive-hdd-shortages-western-digital-sold-out

>>980272
might have to delet a TB or so of boong porn

who sells focaccia bread in northern adelaide? just tthe bread, not cafe made ones

>>980274
Bread place next to Mobara in Salisbury. They dont call it t hat though. I think they call it the not flat bread.

>>980268
Big wank

>>980276
you're a flippin degenerate

>>980276
You went too hard.

some chest pains this morning, this could be it neets, might have one last big binge so I can go out happy

>>980279
Sleep tight NEET.

might have a rum and coke

>>980282
Not a breakfast meat.

Did poo. Need more. Now at wage. Hodl.

>>980284
>Need more.
Tugs?

>Hodl.
Wishing for compliance.

Weights, walk and watering done.

sad
lonely

The bins are all out from the units across the road.
It's kinda funny watching people rummage through them for cans and bottles when I know there's an old bloke who picks them clean at about 5am.

>>980288
>old bloke who picks them clean at about 5am.
Early bird gets the worm

Wwwwweber

Wheres my pic

what happened to that NEET with the chick who ghosted him after being really flirty and organizing a date? (You) know she was pingin on X when she was all hot 4 U.

all out of motivation and hope, don't want to do anything, no desire left

>>980293
Start pingin on X

if your engine is pinging you need to up the octane rating or retard the timing

>>980295
All NEETs already have retarded timing.

Shat, showered and shaved.
Going to shop next.

the storm missed lizbef

>>980298
Even the clouds don't want to piss there.

Just had my ticket checked on the train.
Can't even remember the last time that happened.

Horse

>>980302
If it's Adelaide, there's an increased presence of inspectors and cops because of the recent sex pests etc. They don't actually care, but there's an election coming up.

A hole where his heart should be.

Reminds me of Possum

>>980307
Possum isn't blue

>>980308
I'm sure he is sad sometimes

Planning on taking my waifu on a second doom date, this time to mars. Need to think up some dialogue for her.

>>980310
>this time to mars
long flight?

>>980293
Woe

>>980310
Did she put out after the other date?

>>980310
Get her to just say 'No' in increasingly anxious tones.

>>980314
he's putting that pussy on an orthogonal pedestal

>>980303
That horse has directional antennas on his head. This makes me suspicious that it's another 5eyes installation. Make sure you dont pick up any gang stalkers there.

Williamstown bakery is shit.

>>980302
Gonna punch cruisey's ticket at the NEETup.

>>980318
Only reason to go there is hitting cyclists with your car on the drive back.

>>980311
>>980314
>>980315
You can get doom mods that add ally marine npcs to the game, who can help you fight through the single player game. I'll add my waifu's sprites to the npc mod and give her a few lines of text and we can have a lovely date together playing through the first episode of doom on mars.

Weberrrrrr

Lol, that was bad timing

>>980306
thats so you can put on your fursuit and stickyour head thru the hole and get a selfie you can post to your fur forum for big time likes.

>>980327
Have you been eating balloons again?

>>980325
Kek, your picture is the sexiest

just got a strand of bbicycle brake wire stuck in the sole of my foot :(

>>980331
You should have cleaned up the bits when you cut it. Lucky it didnt end up in your food or your dogs food.

>>980325
A near miss

>>980303
Thats a big horse.

>>980332
I made a little test cut when my chompers arrived yesterday. The piece I cut was so small the strands separated and flew everywhere.

>>980335
sounds like a skill issue. now you are injured and it could have been worse. This is why you consult Nuro.

>>980324
What a vile looking toilet.

>>980299
Disgusting outcome to that case.

>>980303
Cruisey I wanna go here

>>980306
Gaped.

>>980340
You don't have enough funding.

>>980336
You need to use necromancy to consult nuro these days.

>>980343
He is too busy with IRL winning to post anymore.

>>980345
Tiffy says his lines now anyway.

>>980345
Graeme's lawyers are keeping him busy.

>>980343
you just know he's living his best life in the underworld.

>>980348
Partying hard with the coolest dead people.

Might off myself so I can consult Nuro.

completely stuffed from a massive binge of lamb and chips, i dunno why i keep doing this, but it seemed like a good idea

>>980350
Ask him how to succeed in life.

>>980351
I hear smoking aides digestion.

>>980342
😢

might have a stroke, while having a stroke

KeK Just noticed the name of those cigs pepe is smoking.

wish i didn't have that lamb, wasted hours feeling crap

Just say no to lamb.

>>980357
Lamb is a gateway meat, it will only end it disaster.

We need to Declare War on Lamb.
Sheep farmers are vile scum who should be hung for the damage they do to society.

dont even like lamb much
leaves a cloying taste in one's mouth

>>980361
That'd be the diners guilt.