>>876278
They wont have it in their OT network, but they probably wont be able to get into their OT network via their IT network lmao

SA BEST A

falling asleep
I hope the world doesn't end.

>>876277
Monk could have saved us all.

Thread reached bump limit.

>>876271
Their site was up. Just checked. Server runs on Linux probably. Or BSD.

>>876284
Kek.

>>876283
>Their site was up. Just checked. Server runs on Linux probably. Or BSD.
A website in a DMZ is not really reflective of what they're running elsewhere.
All their screens with time tickers etc will be Windows.

>>876272
Bring us back a jerry full of primo 98

>>876287
I don't give a fuck, my joke is good.

Apparently Melbourne trains are down and no one can get out of Melbourne

>>876290
>no one can get out of Melbourne
small miracles

>>876290
Based. Locked in Pozzbourne.

>>876278
Pajeet has finally done the needful to the global computer networks and the technology civilisation that depends on them. During the minutes we have left before the power goes out for the last time, I'd like you all to say something nice about him.

>>876289
Is shit still working in hungary?

>>876295
Wanna pat.

>>876295
#Comfy

>>876299
🤮

>>876282
The world will have to wait for the wagon.

>>876295
That does look comfy.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SBRwKPM811Y [Embed]

Another neet anthem from this guy

>>876282
I would have actually. I wouldn't suggest Crowdstrike to the boss because I don't know how to use it

Didn't elon hate linux and want to switch everything over to windows? Why is twitter still working?

The plapjak poster needs to be banned.

>>876305
Good advice King (👑)

>>876302
She knows how to be comfy.
They're predicting hail both morning and afternoon tomorrow, so I can't go down there now. Motherbat texted me the picture.

>>876296
I dunno. My shit is working.
I'm reading Wizz Air got halted, Budapest Airport is shut down, no flights.
But Hungarian banking is fine for example. Not sure about anything else, they mostly write about global stuff.
I've a peep in IT, but I think he's on summer holiday now or something.

Freudian slip

>>876307
The person creating that meme needs to be hunted down and tortured to death anally with a chainsaw.

>>876307
>plapjak
I like the name but not the images.

>>876311
kek

>>876312
💯

>>876315
By that dude?

>>876315
IF IT have been able to export the BitLocker keys from the central store, which they wont be able to do if CS has taken out the server with that domain role. Defence in depth is great.

>>876315
lol

>>876313
He makes low quality posts and then insists you're "triggered" when you complain.

Destroy my AD forest daddy

Are atms still working? Might grab some cash out of them while they're still up.

>>876323
Dunno. BankSA took mortgage money off me, so they might be OK.

>>876299
What is the point of this

Bet that female army woman they appointed to run cyber for the government is paying dividends right now

Webby do you know which sectors rely heavily on windows? The internet largely seems to be working, but I know a lot of government/banks/big corporations are windows heavy.

>>876327
Pretty much any organisation with normal people in it will have large numbers of Windows workstations and servers.

>>876295
Good girl.

If I go to BWS with cash, will I be able to buy grog?

>>876330
I'm sure you probably can. Might require rounding up or down if they run out of change though.

>>876299
That is how Cruisey's mongs live.

>>876328
You reckon eftpos will keep working?

>>876333
News is reporting lots of eftpos is down.

I don't care if everything is turning to shit.
What day is Cow getting his cooked breakfast?

>>876336
norwood

>>876337
tomorrow I hope
I bet Cruisey (smoothbrain) didn't do some preemptive shopping for him today though

>>876339
>tomorrow I hope
I hope it's do-able.

https://x.com/Birgit_Kelle/status/1814215561133330477
its so over for the you kay

>>876339
Thought he just had to come over and cook the shit, not buy teh ingredients too.

>>876342
It never ends for him.

Somebody did a little oopsie...a little fucky wucky...

>>876343
I thought that was just the squirts

>>876345
kek

still falling asleep
might have a coffee to keep my going

I wonder if Nuro was able to get his Za and Jacobs Creek chunder juice

>>876348
Just go to sleep.

>>876347
He lives.

>>876349
I don't know why he doesn't just drink golden oaks. Is it out of pride?

>>876352
Probably. He'd get more bang for his buck with a cask of white. He could mix it with lemonade if he really wants bubbly.

>>876348
Go to bed.

>>876351
I am not going anywhere until my later bedtime.

>>876352
He's a high end kind of guy. Enjoys a premium air bed and has managed to get himself a room in the disabled toilet instead of a regular cubicle.

>>876356
Premium elegance at its best.

2 cold 2 move

>>876358
He was talking about something final the other day. Maybe he's busy with his car back on the road.

Missed out on those rims. Fukn spastics put up ads and dont want to sell. Frustrating.

Sportsbet is down 😔

Not that nuro needs tiffin to ride when he has Pariston doing it for free.

>>876361
Ask Barry to add this to the work log please.

Why didnt endchan go down?

>>876362
Tell us about your multi instead.

>>876359
Give it a good rub to warm it up.

>>876364
Tiffin wouldn't put that in.

>>876365
No-SQL non-proprietary embracers.
If only we knew how bad things really were.

Kettle didn't seem to stop boiling without the lid. Or was I imagining things?

>>876368
That's why it needs to be on Barry's work order. The tune could be changed.

Went out, filled up the car for the first time in years. Bought some instant noodles and canned food, and took $200 in cash out. Time to get comfy and watch the world burn.

>>876372
Throw an extra log on the fire for me please.

Shut it off manually.

>>876372
The show will not cease.

Surprised bossman didn't try capitalising on this bullshit tonight.
Going to transition.

>>876365
penguin power mate

>>876374
It'll keep restarting lol

>>876376
Expect they will call you tomorrow.

Can't decide what to watch and what to drink.

came thrice

>>876337
When I feel like it and he gets the bacon out the night before

Is a hoodie with trackies acceptable for the bottleo? I usually pull my jeans on but I'm not sure if I can be fucked this time.

>>876345
Another NEET pretended to be me.
Shitting on the seat and choofing is my thing.

Is cruisey the neet that shits on the toilet seat?

>>876369
Whats that for a non blooper?

>>876377
Thank you.

>>876384
Trackies are fine.

>>876386
No

>>876383
😲 Remind him tonight

>>876387
Doesn't use Windows or anything that typically runs on it.

Truly vile file.

Got 100lbs spare body fat reserves. I will live through the apocalypse with ease.

>>876393
🤮

>>876393
not going to click

>>876394
The execs will rule the earth.

>>876396
me either

>>876398
Fact.

>>876391
Okay. He'll probably forget.
I'll do it when I drop him off.

>>876383
Does he freeze the bacon or something?

Havin some feed and garn bed. Just not feeling it tonight.

>>876392
Ah. Thanks

>>876403
Yeah, in unsealed bags.
Freexer burn adds flavour.

>>876406
Why though? A 250g packet unopened will last in the fridge for about a month if you grab the packets at the back of the supermarket fridge

Weber.
Have you been to the Waterloo Station?
I got the beef ragu.

Fuck I'm so hungry but I can't be bothered cooking.

Night.

>>876370
Yeah that is what they do.

>>876407
That's news to me. I normally get the bulk ones and put two strips in sandwich bags.
I always think pig products will go bad.

>>876413
What button does that?

>>876412
have a rummage in the supermarket next time and look at the use-by dates

>>876410
Good night Pidge. xx

western civilisation's ngmi bros

>>876408
Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Beef ragu
Knowing my fate is to eat with you
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo
Finally shitting out water poo

>>876417
Rajeet's VOIP headset probably goes through his computer too.

>>876415
I rarely eat breakfast, and thats a breaky meat.
Even if its a month away, I doubt I'll get rid of that much.

>>876421
Bacon sangas are nice for lunch.

I hate Indians so much.

>>876423
look at the way he dominates the room, the women want him, the men want to be like him

>>876419
Good lyrics.

>>876427
thank you I am Swedish ja drive a Volvo ja

>>876426
Mullvad says this is a Sydney IP.

>>876422
+1 on that

>>876430
It's InfinityNow's genetic module that picks the flags.

>>876432
I am impressed it knows that Sydney is overrun by Indians.

gotten bored with this habbening, has the apocalypse gotten any further?

>>876433
Sir is everywhere.

>>876435
1.4 billion

>>876436
That is just India. South Asia as a whole has two billion of the fucking things.

India Super Power 2025

That leftover chicken pasda has awakened the gremlins. May Lord have mercy on my arseoul.

>>876440
You are in for an explosive night.

Heavy rain.

>>876443
It is scaring me 🫣

>>876440
Nice wordplay.

Still shook up by all the normies in my class earlier today. Deebly goncerned. Might go to sleep.

>>876447
Normies are part and parcel of life.
You probably should catch some sleep.
Night fella!

>>876447
You need to attend drunk.

Was a good game of footy tonight. Free flowing, lots of goals.

Off to teh bottle-oh.

>>876450
Sounds good.

>>876451
Good luck NEET. Be careful. Dangerous types out on the prowl on Friday nights.

Anyone watching the Joel and Blair show?

>>876454
No.

>>876367
Hmm, physical exercise or put the AC on to a comfy 25C? I chose the ladder. Punch intended.

>>876372
You done did panicked good.

>>876454
The Who and the What show?

Dumped the rest of the chicken wings into the freexer because I did not want to be eating chicken all weekend.

It is a bit concerning how fragile the modern system is. One bad software update and all hell breaks loose.

>>876463
They didn't even scale test the update, doing a D1 global is totally irresponsible.

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

>>876464
It shouldn't have even passed QA. It seems really malicious tbh. Improper testing and no canary deployment. Stinks of pajeets.

>>876465
Night fella

Lets fucking go

>>876469
White nationalists are starting to get populist

eating BEANS

drinking GOON

>>876440
Your arse isn't behaving.

>>876466
Corruption at its finest.

>>876470
>>876469
We need more video twinks.

>>876444
He doesn’t even care! 😭

>>876476
😢

Very restless night. So much wind and things banging and rattling.

>>876478
>So much wind
Good smell?

>>876479
Not funny.

SES lists about 46 separate ‘tree down’ incidents overnight. Couple of large bangs here with the neighbour’s gum tree dropping things on my carport.

>>876468
lol

>>876464
>>876466
tell me more about best webdev practices for ring 0 code

>>876484
Get Django, add React but still use jQuary next to it, use Bootstrap and Sass, add google apis and Googletagmanager, use 1080p youtube videos as background animation, use buttons and icons and whatnot from random github depo, glue it together with polyfill, put the whole thing on amazonaws, add 50 cdn-s because can't serve your 50MB site with 10MB JS spyware on top which lags on a Ryzen threadripper.
You are a real webdev now.
I think I missed a lot of fun things, REAL webdevs please supplement my recipe.

Really should use a Java app for the site no need for silly browser.

>>876486
What time do you go to bed?

>>876486
It already uses JavaScript though

>>876462
literally me

>>876468
None of them seemed to realise that she wasn't crying because she was conflicted about her Police orders. She was crying because she is an obvious dyke and one of the groomers they're protesting.

>>876487
Too late.

>>876488
I forgot Google Fonts tho. Embed images from 3rd party websites, and use social links, and popups with subscriptions, offers and whatnot. Useless, long unskippable animations, and elements floating in from various directions when scrolled. Use just as much text that it would be shorter than this post when combined. 600px height header with menus randomly opening down any time user moves his mouse, 1200px height footer.

>>876489
Sounds good to me.

>>876494
Mimi didn't age too well.

>>876493
JavaScript is the designated future. Without type safety and checks of Java it just werks then throws horrible crashes for specific user experiences. Perfect solution for Agile teams working to be a super power by 2030.

>>876497
Doing all validation on the client side saves time too.

>>876498
Exactly. 💯

not just wolves but js devs too

>>876500
Well bantered.

Good morning NEETs.

>>876502
mording

>>876466
Rushed to finish enough Jira points by the end of this sprint

>>876505
Next time use Shirt sizes.

It would be an Extra Large Shirt.

>>876504
Small Shirt.

another fucken half hour until theres some fucken daylight

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/clint-eastwoods-partner-christina-sandera-dead-at-61/news-story/d84074e3c46be9ab2ed8e53ccb2a3086
not the order anybody was expecting

>>876509
Not on his lawn anymore.

No point even going to teh supermarket. They all have banners about technical difficulties in store and online.

Just had one of those new cancerous YouTube ads. Adblockers updated and it is gone. It wouldn't even show me it was an Ad. It was a full length music video.

>>876511
Have a laugh looking at Reddit and the news instead.
>Cybersecurity stocks SentinelOne, Palo Alto climb after global tech outage
>>** Cybersecurity giant CrowdStrike Holdings CRWD.O drops 10% after a software update by the company appeared to have triggered a worldwide tech outage
https://www.xm.com/research/markets/allNews/reuters/cybersecurity-stocks-sentinelone-palo-alto-climb-after-global-tech-outage-53884788

Placed an order for Coles through Uber Eats as they are offering free delivery until July 31. The money has been debited and Pajeet has been assigned, so I'll either get food or get a chance to abuse multiple businesses at once.

>>876514
See you soon, Sir.

It's falling out of me.

I hope Sir can overcome the EFTPOS issue

fangin for a mondster and that family bag of toobs

Based https://www.iltalehti.fi/ulkomaat/a/c0600c6c-88e9-4914-a5db-d2f35a954bb5

>>876519
I'll have to wait for Big Fella to confirm.

>>876515
Thanks Rajesh!

>>876521
No Sir, thank you for your continued support.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Dirty coomers
>Thomas Crooks Searched for Porn Before Shooting Trump: FBI
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-shooter-thomas-crooks-final-search-on-samsung-phone-was-for-porn

>>876523
>coomers
Kumars

Good Morning NEETs

>>876511
The fridge is totally empty because i have been a slack cunt. I need to go to coles, i will report back.

>>876503
>>876525
Good morning NEETs.

>>876460
Unopened it will last in the fridge for about a month if you grab the packets at the back of the supermarket fridge.

uhoh

>>876529
Arse not behaving?

>>876530
It’s not. I had to jog and hurriedly strip to get my braces off and pants down

>>876525
Do you think that nuro is based enough that computers that are down for everyone else will suddenly start working for him? I want to believe.

>>876532
He’d be telling anyone who would listen to uninstall CS and do a fresh install of that Windows torrent he uses that isn’t licensed or receiving updates.

>>876533
Certified Pre-0wn3d TM

>>876532
I read the barcodes by sight and i tell them the prices !

How could something have gone so wrong for crowdstrike when they had lots of brown women in a burqas working for them? Just doesn't make any sense.

>>876533
>>876534
https://archive.org/details/windows10-ame-21h1-2021-08-09

You should shut your mouth and take it for a test drive. Its fucking awesome in a VM

>>876536
I guarantee no woman was involved in writing kernel shims.

Remind me to buy more Chux when the shops return to normal.

>>876537
I thought you ran a linux shop?

>>876538
brown hands

>>876540
No he runs Linux on Apple hardware (lol) and Michaelsoft Binblows on PC hardware and VMs.

>>876542
Oh lawdy!

>>876540
Yeah i do. Whole shop is linux on apple apple hardware with windows 10 in a VM.

>>876536
I kind of wonder if they had some shitty AI automation that created some pseudo security fix and it passed all the tests so it decided it was a-okay to ship without human approval.

>>876546
I'm betting it was some insider plot to crash the markets and make a fortune shorting the fortune 500.

>>876551
What did he mean by this?

>>876548
I still think this AI revolution will save the economy billions. Imagine using fancy AI automation to create and deploy a software patch without a single human reviewing it. The speed at which you can do it and release it to thousands, millions or maybe billions of devices is revolutionary. If Australia doesn't catch up, we will be left behind in the AI revolution and we can't afford to miss out from all the AI benefits today.

Source:
https://social.tchncs.de/@[email protected]/112813662810828226

Also, lol
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41005936

>AI contributed to Google’s 50% jump in emissions
https://thedailyaus.com.au/stories/ai-contributed-to-googles-50-jump-in-emissions/

>Program: Risk of power outages this summer
https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/am/risk-of-power-outages-this-summer/103872458

>>876547
ITS LITERALY THIS

i member....

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nuPZUUED5uk [Embed]

While a lot of the world's computers are down, womboflix is still up, and tonight will be streaming The Imitation Game (2014), starring Sherlock Holmes. 7pm AEST.

For neets who want to download the movie in advance: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/The.Imitation.Game.2014.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG.mp4

>>876555
Wonderful. Thank you. I feel more secure already.

>>876555
>womboflix is still up
Was there really any doubt?

>>876539
Shops are fine.

Cow got cornflakes.

>>876559
once they heard nuro was coming in they quickly fixed shit

>>876561
Smart.

might get a white mondster, I promise this is the last time I'll ever do this and no backsies

Getting that feeling.

Got that feeling.

Not feeling it today neets.

>>876559
I'm not going out now.

>>876568
You lazy.

I want a ziner box and wigged wings

>>876570
get the 6 pieces of hot and crispy, it's excellent, the way tendies were meant to be

>>876569
no you

>>876570
I want alcohol

fucken bom revised the forecast at 10.57 to remove the hail and storm warnings
fucken cunts

>>876575
I cancelled cows outing because of it. As I was leaving, he commented on how the weather had cleared up.

>>876576
poor cow

>>876576
Has he had his cooked breakfast?

he was probably looking forward all week to it

He will be fine. I'll take him out tomorrow.. maybe.

Silly old moo

>>876555
Awful film although I may still attend. They make Turing out to be autistic and not a rapist.

>>876583
No.

Is there a moofie tonight?

>>876584
He just wanted Chicken Treat

>>876457
If it turns out to be a nothingburger I haven't lost anything - I'm going to use that petrol in my car eventually, spend the cash instead of eftpos and I normally eat a canned meal every week anyway.

2nd beer

>>876587
Turing loved fried spuds.

Nuro insisted on using e=3 for his RSA public exponent once.

>>876583
This one is better that Ryan.

>>876591
Ethanol is not responsible serving of alcohol.

How do you stop linkedin making doot noises and notifications?

I dont care that Wendy is moving to Goolwa to start semi retirement.

>>876590
Possum fried my spuds once.

>>876596
>Wendy
Webby
>Goolwa
Victor

>>876597
Garlic salt crunch

>>876527
>a month
Too risky, especially for the old dirty bird.

>>876598
There are whizzer types, especially aged care there. Would be comfy as long as you didn't need to go to the city too often for meetings.
I knew a coordinator that would drive from there every day to town.

Big poo and hard piss

>>876602
and the best big poo is vic
victoria bitter

>>876603
I shit a long neck last night

I've noticed I've got wrinkles under my eyes now.

still can't get alcohol delivered from bws or dan :(

>>876512
>a full length music video
They are getting more brazen. One day we will be drinking verification cans just like it was foretold.

Outraged.

got an erection

Need to clean my room and sort some shit out. Woe.
I can't be bothered.

Fuggit, garn Stumers

>>876560
Demeaning and cruel.

>>876614
Haha quality pepe

Why wont Cruisey just drop some alcohol over my fence?

Good morning NEETs.
I slept in but did not wake up feeling refreshed. Aches and pains.

Is there any way to download someone's twitter feed so you can just read it in order offline?

>>876618
not offline
nitter.poast.org/username works for reading twitter without an account

>>876595
I have no idea I set-up rules to move them into another folder

>>876614
kek

>>876617
Good afternoon NEET.

>>876616
He just pees over mine.

>>876623
I need booze!

PHEW!

was worried the (((machines))) at Dan's might be down.

Just got back from Coles. 3/10 self checkouts were still down. The absolute state....

>>876620
It does it on my phone and the noise is similar to the message doot.

>>876624
My piss is about 50% premix.

Weber's meat sauce doesn't taste like gravy, no matter what he says.

fucking feds man....

I had to change my pants (the existing trackies were visibly wet and smelled like bleach/cum) and get a six pack of overproof rum and a bottle of shiraz.

>>876633
her surname is an anagram of disgusted pepe

>>876636
what a load of shit

>>876637
You got filtered NEET.

>>876638
dont know what that means

woed, can't do anything, might go to the library and do a bit of coding there

>>876640
what are you coding noot?

>>876641
an asynchronous web scraper

>>876642
sounds complicated

possum scraped my webpages once

>>876623
peers*

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uJ3kV3Icm28 [Embed]
jigging about

Imagine the jigging you'd do in Nuro's workshop. You'd never get anything done.

Bitches. Bitches everywhere.

>>876648
the library?

>>876646
>>876647
accurate, i have this one on vinyl

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ePuEOorh054 [Embed]

>>876651
The slot car shops here don't have any C4 Corvettes, so I think I'll get one of the Bond Lotus Esprits. Probably the brown one with the skis on the back

>>876649
Da beach mun. DA BEACH.

went to fart and pissed myself somehow

>>876647
There are hardly any customers these days so it wouldn't matter much.

The new usefullcharts video is like inception
Went to a video of religion for breakfast guy to fill in some details of a guy, and now another guy to discuss the language.

>>876656
You need plugs.

Upset thinking about all the time I've wasted. Might continue to waste it.

might have some more rum

Might drink out of boredom.

>>876663
all the cool neets do

9.4
fires lit

Fucking webms on 4chan are so slow to load. 4chan is uniquely had in this regard.

gonna cook some chiggen tids for dindins later

>>876667
One please.

>>876668
ur getting the niggo special
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8ALsH9cu0ng [Embed]

>>876670
Yummo.