What happens now neets?

If the bullet went into his brain and he has brain damage what are the chances his campaign staff will try and cover it up and pretend all is well like the dems are doing with biden?

It clipped his ear. Barely missed his head. I watched it live on TV. Other than that he is fine.

Bad thread. The worst.

>>874218
You're welcome to leave neet.

Wonder how buro is taking this all

I get told off for posting two links to the daily stormer the other day, but an entire pol thread is apparently fine

>>874221
A fair comment, but on the other hand the US president didn't get shot the other day

>>874222
Didn’t get shot today either

I'll die before trump does

Yes he did. In his Ear ... Ffs

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

I want to thank The United States Secret Service, and all of Law Enforcement, for their rapid response on the shooting that just took place in Butler, Pennsylvania. Most importantly, I want to extend my condolences to the family of the person at the Rally who was killed, and also to the family of another person that was badly injured. It is incredible that such an act can take place in our Country. Nothing is known at this time about the shooter, who is now dead. I was shot with a bullet that pierced the upper part of my right ear. I knew immediately that something was wrong in that I heard a whizzing sound, shots, and immediately felt the bullet ripping through the skin. Much bleeding took place, so I realized then what was happening. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/112782066045321247

>>874225
President Joe Biden got shot, did he?

>>874223
another mongchild joins ausneets

>>874230
Re-read the posts. Trump is not the incumbent POTUS.

>>874222
The last time a US president was shot was Reagan in 1981: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Ronald_Reagan

>>874226
I swear that doesn't sound like trump posting

>>874233
It does, because he makes a retarded statement about hearing the bullet whizzing that then hit him.

>>874224
I too hope for the Final Solution.

>>874232
Surprised they don’t have Hillary’s claim about taking fire outside the wire in Fallujah listed. Wikipedia Editors are usually all over these things.

Yea,, not gonna get in a debate with a literal retard...

>KYS faggot
🖕

Shitposting in a shit thread

>>874211
The dude had blood coming out of his head, not ruling out serious injury until I see a statement from a hospital or something.

>>874233
Most likely it was Dan or someone else that works for him.

>>874240
The other person who got domed left chunks of brain on the bleachers, but you think Donny took one to the dome and just has it rattling around in there while he fist pumped and walked to a car.

>>874232
It's America, this makes how many? 4?

>>874237
institutional sexism neet

>>874244
Four in Motherbat’s lifetime. Plus a Pope.

>>874190
Henlo Fren!

The shooter was less than 150 yards away, so he wasn't a pro or trump would've been dead. So it wasn't deep state.

>>874248
Doesn’t mean deep state didn’t let it happen, as per the witness with the red hair who said on camera he pointed out the guy on the roof to cops and secret service and they did nothing

It was a very good shot, shooter must be practiced

>>874246
Popes don't count

>>874251
What about that Beetle, John Lemon

>>874252
he also wasn't a pope

>>874209
I'm waiting for alexander emerick jones

>>874249
Probably a flimsy plan and just met with no opposition. But the shooter could have been tackled by any random person on his way there, and the alarm could easily have reached the president

Woke up parched af. #LateNightHighSodiumBingeEating

Good morning NEETs.
I woke up to see the news about what they tried to do to my boy Trump.
He has the protection of powerful Gods.

wonder if the shooter died thinking he'd killed trump

>>874259
Died thinking the return fire wasn’t discussed during his briefing

If the government wanted Trump dead they'd give him the heart attack gun or an undetectable poison slipped into his diet coke. Dead of natural causes.
Not a public assassination with a patsy. You can't get away with that in the internet age.

>>874261
And Epstein killed himself too right?

The boomers at the pub are all offering their expert opinions on what happened.

>>874262
That seems the most likely thing that happened.

I keep reading "experts" say that Trump getting shot somehow increases his chances or even guarantees he will win the election.
I don't see why. It is just more drama around him which turns a lot of normies off.

>>874263
Who was the guy on the roof of the shed?

>>874265
Everyone loves the drama.

2 cheese and spinach rolls in the airfryer

>>874268
the aldi ones?

>>874134
Hmm, I wonder if...
>>874033

>>874268
Where are mine?

>>874266
Shaky Joe

Had steak and chips and a big glass of wine for lunch. Silly girl tried bringing out a schnitzel first. She came back to apologise a second time.
Got some 'Brilliant Basics' face washers, some socks, and two Big Joe tshirts. Slim pickings in the tshirt section at this time of year.

>>874265
well consider if the deep state was planning a hit on trump, which i predicted, this lone wold antifa dude just got trumps security increased 100 fold.

It definately changes the game.

>>874274
jesus shut up battery boy

>>874273
>slim pickings in the mr big section
IKTF bro

>>874276
ended up having to get these two:
https://www.bigw.com.au/product/big-joe-men-s-short-sleeve-print-tee-coronet-blue/p/1602629-coronetblue
https://www.bigw.com.au/product/big-joe-men-s-short-sleeve-contrast-stitch-print-tee-sea-spray-green/p/1602724-seaspray
not particularly happy with them

>>874273
>two Big Joe tshirts
5XL?

>>874213
The only thing ruining this shot, is the female agent.

>>874218
Nine hundred and thirty-odd posts to go bro...

>>874220
Through one blood-spattered ear, and out the rectum.

>>874224
BASADO

>>874278
6

>>874280
I find the Big Joe range runs a little smaller than some others. So a 6XL is really a 5.25XL.

>>874281
It's all over the place. I've had to buy their button-up shirts in 7xl just to get them to do up, when a 5xl or 6xl tshirt usually fits fine

Womboflix's movie tonight will be The Truman Show (1998) https://youtube.com/watch?v=ezAsS01cDIs [Embed]

Download link is here:
https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/The.Truman.Show.1998.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4

7pm AEST

>>874283
Does somebody try to shoot him?

>>874275
no

>>874275
lol

>>874283
Wouldn't this be more appropriate?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Line_of_Fire

>>874276
Shouldn't the slim pickings be in the Mr Little section?

>>874277
For the active outdoors executives. The 6XL mountain climbers.

>>874289
some neets climb mountains, others are the mountain

>>874289
I just wanted the plain black or navy tshirt.

>>874282
It makes online ordering a real gamble. They need to get their standards right.

>>874269
Herbert Adams.

>>874294
Good?

δεινὰ γὰρ τὰ πάντ᾽ ἐπιπνεῖ, μέλισσα δ᾽ οἵα τις πεπόταται.

I can't read moon runes

Risen

>>874300
Wagon today?

>>874289
>executives
>active

>>874290
KEK

>>874300
Morning King.

>>874297
Greek yoghurt

>>874298
UWO, unidentified whizzing object.

>>874299
Why didn't you give me a you there?

pooftersports

>>874306
I only like to post here.

Dissatisfied

On the soo veed beef pies

Do any of you NEETs have a Sous Vide apparatus?
They were a trend a few years ago. I was put off by the fact that everything cooked in them was heated in plastic. No thanks.

>>874310
I was there in March.

see ya noots

>>874315
Sleep tight.

>>874313
The ones for your sink look good. Gavin Webber, the Cheeseman has one.

>>874314
So long as you weren't there in February.

>>874317
>Gavin Webber, the Cheeseman
Haven't heard of him in quite a long time.

>>874317
toilet attachment would be better

How do I pull off this look?

>>874321
You can get all the LARPy shit on Amazon or eBay.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH

What a day……

>>874325
Based.

>>874325
Did you uncover anything more about the assassination?

>>874315
Bye.

>>874325
Hello.

>>874328
I lied

>>874330
Welcome back.

>>874326
BASADO!

>>874327
Basically whenever there is a high profile shooting the first two or three names that get dropped on /pol/ are always fake and gay.

>>874329
High

>>874332
>Basically whenever there is a high profile shooting the first two or three names that get dropped on /pol/ are always fake and gay
I posted yours in a few of the threads

>>874333
Yikes.

>>874333
That's a man.

lack of olives will do strange things to a man

pounding heartbeat, no idea why

>>874338
maybe you need a poo?
I do

>>874336
>>874335
They can't all be an AdA

Doin poo

>>874323
Chicken burgah!

>>874340
Nobody appreciated the “Good morning! I hate niggers!” posts.

could go some marzipan right now, no cap

There is no marzipan on the diet wagon.

>>874343
Okay?

I bet Monk slept through a crazy day

>>874347
You've been told to stop posting this response multiple times.

>>874350
I'm not the AdA 'I hate niggers' poster. OhKAY.

>>874344
Yummo.

>>874344
Classy NEET.

Nuro laughs at SNL.

>>874279
>female agent
Just look at this one fumbling with her gun, cannot put it back into the holster.

>>874355
Disgraceful.
Any one of those agents should be able to single-handedly carry Trump (or whatever full grown man) to safety. I bet none of the women present could lift and carry him 20 meters.

>>874355
We all know women have no business playing at being secret service agents, fbi, cops, college professors etc

>>874357
can't even be trusted to teach high schoolers without raping them these days

>>874357
Thanks Trev.

>>874218
This is unironically the best edition we've had in a while.

might get myself some goyslop
should i get a parma or a burger?

>>874361
you can boig any time
a good parma would be nice

>>874361
>parma
Parmie

>>874362
has anyone tried the hungry jacks parmie burger?

>>874365
A vile practice.

I think trev has a lot of potential for growth on other boards

God damn it Possum, put it away.

>>874355
Who dis white trash giving the finger to?

>>874372
everybody who has a problem with Zion Don

>>874263
yes they're not hesitant to do this

>>874369
funny you should say this, i'm about to blow this meme wide open on /brit/ https://8chan.moe/brit/res/460682.html#460981

>>874375
Can you ask about the fire hate crime please

Might cook some rice and beans for dinner. Just feels right.

Another theft incident at Cole’s. teenagers. I’m going to learn how to fight and become a vigilante

>>874378
ProfitRecoveryNEET?

>>874378
>a vigilante
On behalf of Coles? Choose a better cause NEET.

>>874378
>vigilante
You're doing god's work neet.

>>874380
On behalf of civilised huwhite society. Dr. Nigger Hunter

>>874382
Being too civilised is what has got us into the mess we're in.

>>874383
This neet gets it.

>>874377
I just had some rice and grilled chicken

Ok neets, The Truman Show (1998) will be on tonight on womboflix. In spite of having spent most my waking life staring at a screen with either internet or movies on it, I've never actually seen this one, so please no spoilers. 1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

sunday night feels punching me right in the dick again

There's a youtube channel called Elizabeth That Was, we should watch a bit on womboflix some time.

>>874372
Haven't noticed. Lel.

>>874389
I've only been posting videos from there on and off for months

>>874391
I thought we could watch it together.

MAGA Don is immortal

>>874377
You need the beans

>>874393
He will open the golden gate and retake the Herods temple.

>>874376
is this recent? i will post this there immediately

>>874375
Doing god's work mate.

>>874386
Keeping it simple. Nice.

Do you have a preferred type of rice?

>>874387
I distinctly remember watching it a while ago on here. Maybe it was Paprikaflix if it wasn't on Wombo.

>>874398
Just white rice. Basmati or jasmin.

>>874399
Might have been one of those times the site was down for a day and Big Fella queued up a heap of movies.

>>874401
What is this nonsense?

>>874396
It was posted in the past 24 hours I believe.

Is there any new news on trump's free ear piercing? It's been 8 hours now.

>>874403
One of your low quality NEETs keeps bothering other boards by posting boongs.

>>874406
Shocked to hear this sort of racism in this day and age.

>>874378
Did somebody take that last pork roast?

>>874407
Not shocked to know low quality posters come from this board.

>>874405
He's going to make a bullet into an earring ans wear it to rallies.

Stop denying me my (You)'s!

>874413
Cry

>>874413
The DailyMail has plenty of updoots to give.

Going to start tafe soon neets, been 8 years since I've been in a classroom, back then I was young enough to pretend to be one of the kids fresh out of high school, now I'm so old I worry I might get mistaken for the teacher, woe.

If he brings the bullet to the next rally, I'll know that you gave him the idea and stole my post for twitter likes.

>>874417
tafe?

>>874403
>>874406
its the exact same guy that is posting this failed meme >>874224

Because Lord N+ no longer gives a flying fuck about stanley all its got is posting this low energy bait to try to stay relevant.

This post doesnt even deserve a reaction pepe because its so utterly irrelevan :/

It was on the telly at teh wage. I felt like crying when I saw that Don got shot then awestruck at how he pumps his fist and says Fight Fight, it was so Kino I can hardly believe it was real. He should have stayed and continued the rally. He should acknowledge that one of his supporters died for him and one got wounded.

>>874420
yeah thats IGAY. He's the board troll and has seen off half a dozen BO's, weak sooks such that they are.

Ready.

>>874417
Good luck NEET. There are plenty of older students in TAFE and uni these days as well. It is not like it used to be.

>>874422
Do you have the solution?

>>874419
like america's technical colleges

Ok neets, it's time for The Truman Show (1998) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>874425
It took alot of effort to maintain but Nuro found the solution....

Is that a character of yours?

>>874426
I see, thanks.

>>874429
You have been seen.

>>874425
Something Final

>>874431
So just the run of the mill mental illness of this board.

>>874432
I look forward to hearing more about it.

>>874423
another fantastic meme that i might spread to outerchan

>>874435
Only use it when you're prepared, or you need to protect yourself from smoke inhalation when your wand overcharges and starts to smoke causing a fire.

>>874439
Getting an earring isn't that traumatic.

>>874439
its within the realm of possibility that this happening happened exactly as depicted.

>>874441
Why didn't Q protect Trump?

>>874440
Two people in the crowd got shot, one of them died, you insufferable arse clown...

>>874443
They were martyred.

>>874444
Thanks Wizzy.

>>874443
no i mean its possible that the facts as they stand are all 100% true and the CIA or aliens werent involved. The post was poorly worded, the image was just funny. I'm tired and off to bed.

>>874446
Sleep tight.

>>874442
This one faggot shooter derailed the intricate shit the NWO had been planning for many many years in one quick AACK !

sorry you are too smoothebrained to even comprehend the level others are playing on

>>874448
>in one quick AACK !
SYN-ACK

>>874390
Probably a MSM crew.

>>874388
Rise above it. Stop being a bitch boy.

>>874450
doing keto?

>>874417
Good luck if this aint a LARP.

>>874457
Good Lord N+

>>874456
probably pull a monk and get drunk instead of going to my first class

>>874448
I thought you were >>873891

>>874459
NEET? No!

Night.

>>874462
Good night Pidge. xx

Posting this again to see if pidge isn't the problem.

>>874420
>exact same guy
>Everyone is ...

Good Lord it must suck being you.

The truth shall never be forgotten Tiffin.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3GCSUSwcDwg [Embed]
the last part of this lads, to think we had to endure that gay wonderwall song instead of this which came out in 1994. really good

>>874466
Try these ones.

Half an hour on the treadmill complete
Preparing for the civil war. Day of the lifeguard

>>874468
Well done NEET.

>>874468
In the best shape of your life?

My arse is fruity.

>>874470
Too fat to run. I was worried my ankles would give out

Indomie cravings increasing. Got to make a decision on what telco to pay off this month. Do millionaires ever stress out over bills?

Burrrrrrrrrpppppppppppp

craving meat, thinking about a second dinner

back on the 80s music youtube compilations

>>874475
There might still be some of that silverside left.

Some of the people who walk past on the footpath outside my window are on the phone and it is almost always an abusive conversation. Always swearing at the person on the other end.
Bad home area. They don't know how to speak nicely to each other. The worst is one you hear them speaking to their children. There is nothing you can do about it. Just more misery being created in the world.

>>874477
That reminds me, that neet gets our first official vile award for leaving his meat in the fridge for a week before cooking it. If possum still posted here he'd be horrified.

>>874478
are they white?

Yep, 'Pidge' confirmed Pariston.

>>874481
I bet the crafty bugger isn't even a pigeon!

>>874480
Many of them.

>>874479
You can leave corned meat longer than fresh.

>>874483
i bet they're irish

I don't know who Pajeet is always talking to on those headsets.

>>874487
Well rebantered.

Another high sodium late night binge. #NoRegrets

>>874489
What did you have NEET? You earned it.

Have a Blessed day and week NEETs o7
>The Real Pepe

>>874491
Thank you. o7

That is a good Pepe.

Need to update macOS to install Xcode to run iOS simulators in react native protects
Goon time

>>874491
Hello.

It was never going to be a comfy week.

>>874495
We find our comforts where we can.

>>874495
Chaos is comfy

Fuck me dead I broke all my CLI tools

>>874495
Trunp didn’t die, Shannon Doughhurty did die, Britain Piggins announce pregnont

If somebody shot me I would simply take a magic potion to restore my HP

>>874500
Utterly fucked up Sundae

>>874500
>Shannon Doughhurty
thought she was already dead

>>874491
Thanks o7.

Good morning NEETs.

>>874505
Morn

Dont want to get my shit together today.

Yeah. Today's not the day.

>>874507
>>874508
Tomorrow?

>>874509
Running out of time to organise the week. Will have to be tomorrow.

>>874510
Sounds do-able.

>>874507
>>874508
I too pledge not to get my shit together today. Gonna have one last day of degeneracy then fix it all up tomorrow.

>>874512
Stop. Start today.

>>874513
Wise words, Big Fellow.

>>874513
but all the cool neets are boonging it up today! I'm not popular enough to be different.

Start. Stop today.

Did wank. Need to get out of bed to go to the loo.

Had a chobani (tropical).
Having a mondster (pipeline punch).
Suspect I get an hour's sleep at best, having to do a wee and swap ends on the couch every 1-1.5 hours.

>>874518
You're always on the move NEET.

>>874518
Any breaky or lunch plans?
Dont you have a booking forlunch?

>>874520
The Chobani was breakkayie.
The lunch booking was for yesterday.
I might get a six inch Subway for lunch, if the weather has improved.

so many gun and shooting experts on /pol/

neighbour keeps banging on wall randomly and i also heard him scream once. He always bangs my wall randomly at night. Im not even making any noise. Im too much of a pussy to bang the wall back because i know his family is criminal

>>874524
Good morning NEET.

>>874524
Nigga can't stand for the attention to be off him for even a minute

>>874524
They would be murder attempts, not assassination attempts. He is not a politician, although he lies like one.

>>874521
I'll have a chicken teriyaki, thanks.

>>874531
kek

Joslin would have made a lot of doots.

>>874533
I noticed the other day they have a mute function for problematic commenters now. Instead of the comment it just says "xyz has been muted".

>>874534
More discrimination against Joslin and Frens.

Good morning NEETs.

>>874505
>>874524
Good morning.

Finding my shitty little speakers on my bluetooth headphones inadequate to capture the full glory of 80s music, might try and get some bigger headphones.

>>874538
Yoy may have to get a different plug.

>>874538
You know who to consult.

has trump made a public appearance since getting shot in the head yesterday?

>>874500
> Shannen Doherty did die,
No more pain

>>874536
Good morning NEET.

>>874537
Beautiful.

>>874542
Cringe emo.

>>874524
Elon needs to make iron man real.

A team of fat bodyguards could better stop a bullet for him.

>>874548
I would eat that yumbo

>>874547
Trump is very sensitive to disgust. Fat people disgust him (even his own daughter) and rightly so.

Mayhaps today Olive will dance in a stars-and-stripes bikini and MAGA hat

>>874551
and yet he has a beer gut and tits

>>874553
He probably still sees himself as how he looked 40 years ago. Many such cases.

Weber put me in the battlebox once.

>>874555
Well reply bantered.

>>874553
>beer gut
He is well beyond beer gut stage of obesity.

>>874554
it's all in the hair, a sufficiently advanced combover is indistinguishable from youth and handsomeness.

gonna watch some anime

>>874562
Which one?

>>874561
A comb over, hair dye and fake tan. That is all it takes.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13634295/The-Star-urgently-shuts-pokie-machines-Sydney-Gold-Coast-Brisbane.html
Where is Weber right now?

>>874563
watched another episode of frieren, the most important thing I'm trying to do is to train myself to sit still and watch entire episodes without getting distracted, which is something I have a lot of trouble with

WHAT IN THE FUCK ?

https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1812461030716707215

Alex Jones is a nincompoop

>>874566
Is it English dubbed?

No spoilers please. I have been meaning to watch that one.

Cruisey farted on my boner once.

need a nap, but can't fall asleep

>>874574
Rest, NEET. President Trump is safe now.

>>874558
lol

Thinking of Weber's Subway order. A classic meatball sub with olives, pepperoni and extra cheese, a white choc cookie and bottle of Sprite.

On the Italian herb bread*

Salt and pepper you bet yo sweet ass!

>>874581
You don't know him at all.

I would pay big money to go to the pub with Jonathan Ferguson, the keeper of Firearms & Artillery at the Royal Armouries museum in the UK which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons throughout history and Toby Capwell - historian, author, and expert on Midieval and Renaissance arms and armor and just talk about this stuff for hours!!

>>874588
Ferguson is better than that Ian McCollum tosspot.

>>874590
Although he never answers viewer's comments about how he reconciles the collection and his access to stuff vs the ridiculous firearms laws the UK has.

>>874587
Well that's what I'd want him to order. And speaking of Subway, they no longer do the honey oat bread?

>>874589
have the police explained what happened?

Fuggit, garn Stumers.

Ok neets, womboflix movie committee selection time again:

Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex(2010)
Trading Places(1983)
Fritz the cat(1972)
The Commitments(1991)
Scum(1979)
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party(1976)
The Holy Mountain(1973)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Midnight Run (1988)
Following(1998)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
American Psycho(2000)
The Untouchables(1987)
Apocalypto(2006)
Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
Gladiator(2000)
True Grit(2010)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Warriors (1979)
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
The Imitation Game(2014)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Dr Strangelove(1964)
Barry Lyndon(1975)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
Drive(2011)
The Naked Lunch(1991)
Renfield(2023)
Southpark bigger longer uncut(1999)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)
A Field In England(2013)
Funny Games(2007)
We Need To Talk About Kevin(2011)
Dark Of The Sun(1968)
10 things I hate about you(1999)
where eagles dare(1968)
born free(1966)
the last emperor(1987)
operation crossbow(1965)
3 Kings(1999)

>>874417
Interested to see how this goes