>>827828
Lol. I was rolling hot into work super early and suddenly theres this body on the bike path so I throw the bike down and start yelling into this young guy's face who's snoring, HEY YOU WAKE UP RIGHT NOW cos it could have been a normie commuter having a vaxx attack or some legit shit. Then he's mumbling and his eyes start tracking and I look around and theres this big square flagon of cointreau next to him. I'm still yelling like OHO WHATS THIS HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE SAUCE YOU RUMMY and i tips the rest out, like one third and says I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS HERE SO EVERYONE KNOWS TRY NOT TO PISS YOUR PANTS BUDDY and just like that im back in the saddle and off to teh wage.

True story.