How does he do it?

Everything was always expensive

garn do some before bed stretching exercises

>>827614
Do downward-facing dog.

Large but not in charge. Doesn't feel good NEETs.

I swear UHT milk used to be cheaper than the fresh.

>>827617
Used to be $1 a litre. Now its closer to $2.

Audible hopes you enjoyed the program

Might be over shogun

>>827620
I downloaded episode 4 but haven't felt any urge to watch it. Episode 3 was the end for me.

>>827620
You might as well finish it now.

>>827621
the 70s book was a huge hit - did they tamper with the plot?

>>827621
Ep. 4 has really fun ending.

>>827623
I haven't read the book but I am certain the women have been changed to be more girlboss.

>>827624
You have tempted me slightly.

woe

wish i had some milo

nothing worth watching on youtube tonight, woe

>>827629
Sam Aranow

>>827627
It has stronk women and homosexuality. Doesn't matter how much they cater to woke, they'll always demand more. So none should be given.

Cashed out for a $5 profit

>>827632
Well done.

Shrimp cocktail for dinner

>>827634
Fancy.

>>827627
That Jap dude was good in the recent Mortal Kombat moofie.

Get on the nags or nah?

>>827637
Nah.

Nag.

>>827599
GM

Have a blessed weekend NEET Bros.

>>827640
Thank you NEET. o7

>>827635
Fancy potential explosive shits. Prawns have been in teh freezer since December.

>>827640
>weekend
You're a day early PillBrain. Try again tomorrow night.

He's come the raw prawn.

46 minutes until a starship launch.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ixZpBOxMopc [Embed]

Woken by clattering, charged naked into the kitchen wielding a bayonete only to realise it was a RAT! Chased the RAT! around the kitchen but unable to get a clear shot the RAT! hid under the oven.
Very, very tired. Going to try and sleep. I miss cat, woe.

RAT! wouldn't shut the fuck up so more alert I chased it into the oven and shut the oven door.
This problem can wait till tomorrow. Very, very tired.

too early again, woe

>>827640
Thanks o7

>>827649
Good morning NEET.

>>827643
Delusions.

might make some coffee, try and do a poo

>>827648
>>827647
Bloody RAT!

What if the rat was just a malnourished possum?

>>827647
>>827652
Morning.

I won $21.35 on the Powerball.

can't sleep, can't get outside for a walk, teh day's already a total failure

>>827657
Good morning NEET.

>>827658
CashedUpNEET.

might watch some more tintin

>>827663
They need more console port embracers.

>>827658
Well done.

>>827664
25 years ago every UNIX box, switch, and router we had in service had a serial cable going to a Cisco terminal server. The terminal server had both an Ethernet connection and a GSM modem attached. Very few reasons to ever need to physically touch anything.

>>827666
Optus hated that one single trick.

It's all too expensive until it melts down.

He wont take me to closing the gap day

>>827664
Its more than a sport.

woe'd today fella, when will it end?

>>827668
even google says seethe

There's no point in even trying anymore. Might eat a packet of freddos and spend the day playing vidya

>>827672
kek

>>827673
If you eat them all today you won't have any left for tomorow.

>>827675
he should get 2 packets

This should have been St Patrick's Day Edition.

>>827678
>St Patrick's Day
Seppo bullshit.

Good morning NEETs.

>>827679
You mummybot is seppo bullshit

>>827678
no, white holidays only

Lining up at a bank in Lizbef is depressing.

>>827675
I don't care anymore

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/the-snake-hunter-mark-pelley-fights-for-life-after-tiger-snake-bike/news-story/bf1073deb003e6b989e37d4762eb6bc5
faggot showoff gets what's coming to him
snake catchers should even be a thing
just snake shotgunners

>>827685
>should
*shouldn't

Did you guys see Stonetoss got doxxed and turnout out to be a chunky spic?

fug it, if monk can drink 20 standards every day I can eat a dozen freddos

>>827687
>Stonetoss
Never heard of him. Where do you learn about these guys?

>>827688
a dozen freddos is barely a morning tea

>>827683
You get there too early.

>>827689
Nuro

>>827691
There is a line up all day there.
Today I got there before opening and there was a granny on a two wheeled scooter shouting at each new liner-upper-er that "she was here first".
Some boong schitzo sheila sitting on the floor talking to herself.
Couple of fat cunts leaning on empty shopping trolleys.
There were two middle-aged dykes who cut the line when the doors opened.

>>827689
How did you end up on endchan without knowing the 4chan shit?

>>827693
Might go check it out in a bit. Need to go to the centre anyway.

>>827680
Good morning NEET.

>>827690
They used to be, back when they were 20g each, now they're only 12g

>>827690
Unless they are the 1kg special edition easter ones.

back on the beyond creepy

>>827689
>Never heard of him.
Me either.

>>827692
You rang ?

weird, I've got a telephone interview with cenno on the weekend, I had no idea they worked on weekends

>>827702
They are probably trying to clear the massive backlog.

>>827703
I have mornings like that on the dunny

>>827702
Tell them to call you during normal business hours lol. How dare they interrupt your weekend.

drinking a glass of Zup

>>827707
the brown faggot is having a cry to elon on twitter about being harassed lol
another free speech warrior

>>827708
>brown faggot
Isn't he on the right side? He makes good cartoons.

depressed as fuck, might go out to a bakery for lunch

>>827709
He became a nazi because he can't wank lol

>>827710
That sounds nice.

>>827708
Do any neets actually approve of elon?

The NEET that was going to check in with me at 7pm on Tuesday night, and every night subsequent, didn't.

>>827697
Ozempic frogs?

>>827704
kek

>>827720
Handsome fellas.

ok, garn bakery for lunchies, you neets want me to get you anything?

>>827722
Pie, sausage roll with sauce, two apple turnovers please.

>>827722
No thank you. I just had the second half of last night's vindaloo.

waiting patiently for the fedex man

I wonder

>>827725
Indian gentleman?

if he likes palindromes

>>827727
It's usually a White man.

>>827728
I like yours

>>827732
Well done to him. I always admire anyone that does their own thing and takes on entrenched interests.

>>827731
Welcome back NEET.

https://voca.ro/11KdIP7E0CoH
we don't talk about that website, ok?

>>827734
feels good man

why do I have the faggot flat?
holy fucking shit digi would better give me a romanian ip

flag

fag

>>827737
Be proud of your French heritage neet.

hons hons hons

Got a sausage roll from the bakery. The girl there looked familiar, swear she's the same girl as this high schooler who lives on my street, but that can't be because it's currently school hours. Wish I wasn't such a face blind autist.

>>827737
Because you're a faggot, you fag. Now go find a gay board to post on.

>>827742
You should have aksed her

if I'm not supposed to be using seed oil, what should I be using for cooking?

>>827745
I think the purists would say to use lard.
You hear differing opinions on coconut oil and olive oil.
It is all confusing.

Went to the bank. No line

Went to have a wank. Now I'm blind.

I keep wondering how old Tintin is. He started adventuring in the 1920s, was still going in 1970s, still a twink. Seems to be old enough to travel by himself, claims to be a reporter, but never has a job.

>>827731
International Cruisey!

>>827749
Do you think he does OnlyFrens?

>>827751
He said TinTin, not Tiffin

Tiffin's alive, I'm sure of it. We're not going to stop searching until we find him.

>>827753
Leave him alone. He doesn't want to be found.

>>827747
Was it open?

FedEx man has been.
Might get drunk.

>>827755
He might be that NEET who was trying to cook wedges in an oven that wasn't turned on.

>>827756
What was delivered?

>>827753
You'll never catch him.

>>827755
Yeah, they all are.

>>827758
A 4903 and a 4904.

>>827758
FedEx man.

>>827761
You should have got the 4906.

>>827763
That's for a Toyota Celica and wouldn't fit.

This goes out to a very special NEET.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SkH3MTG2aAE [Embed]

*GUITAR SOLO*

https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/new-cars/new-chevrolet-silverado-pickup-hits-australia/news-story/9d6f4c3188e4e8eefb2f922a8ea8cf0d
It's almost the same size as the caravan

>>827767
Toddler crushers.

>>827768
The place I bought the Kia from had a couple of $300k RAM trucks in the room where the paperwork girl was, and the bonnet on those was about 5 feet of the ground. You could easily run over women and elderly men without knowing they were even there.

>>827670
12pm

>>827769
You'd get home and wonder what the red stains on the grill were from.

>>827772
Many such cases.

>>827772
You'd have to power wash it every night just in case.

might watch some more tintin

Love you

>>827776
Find out how much Marni wants for a tug.

>>827777
Thanks Wizzy.

>>827781
piss in the water bottle

>>827778
you failed to notice the protective boot on the right seat thing too

>>827781
Based.

>>827781
more oxies and dexies?

wish I had a white onion

>>827781
Space for goon and your takeaway in the back and mudguards for when it's wet, thats a lot better.

>>827786
Use a brown one and stop being racist.

>>827788
You can't eat brown onion raw, even if Tony does.

>>827789
The weak should fear the strong.

More evidence of non-english speakers in the UK

that tfw when feels bad man
WOE IS ME

They said I should go to fat camp, I said WOE WOE WOE.

>>827792
>>827793
Many such cases.

>>827793
They said I should go to fish camp, I said ROE ROE ROE.

>>827678
When's that?

>>827796
Sunday

>>827693
>two wheeled scooter
I didn't read that right earlier
Cultural hub of the heartland

>>827714
What do the hours mean?

Is the Romanian really a Frenchman?

>>827799
When they were posted relative to the person taking the screenshot

>>827745
Avocado oil.

>>827752
I read it as Tiffin too

>>827803
He is our tintin

>>827769
You can attach truck trailers and harvesters to them.
Fast tractors.

>>827805
>>827806
They should not give old ladies difficult to open bottles.
You were right that she could very easily have hurt herself doing those ridiculous things trying to cut into it.
She could not humble herself enough to ask a neighbour for help. Tell her that pride is a sin.

>>827808
I think the methotrexate is also used as a chemo drug, so it probably shouldn't be too easy to get at, but you're right.

She also had a fall getting off the community bus this morning.

>>827805
LOl, my progout comes in a bottle like that, when I get it open I never do the lid backup all the way because they are a pain in the arse.

>>827809
She is lucky she did not hurt herself. She needs to be more careful. She probably does things too fast because she does not want the other oldies to think she can't.

>>827810
Do you have gout NEET?

>>827812
I have high uric acid level which gives me uric acid kidney stones.

>>827805
>>827806
Smart bat.

>>827809
kek

>>827813
That sounds painful. I hope they are under control.

New Adam Sandler movie is actual Kino.

>>827816
They said that about Punch Drunk Love. You won't fool me again.

>>827816
5.8/10 on imdb.

>>827816
I doubt it will be as good as Happy Gilmore or The Waterboy.

I liked Jon Lovitz in The Wedding Singer.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VN1Ahr_iTH0 [Embed]

>>827781
Funny thing was i just got back from Noosa and realised i didnt give you guys any yeahs......I took a photo and just could not be assed.


Oh wells.....

also good to see the frenchman back

i hope he terrorizes the board again and finally kills it

>>827823
fuck off u wanker

Need to turn on the Cool Zone. Starting to sweat.

>>827647
Cat always had your back with Rat.

Might venture into the "big fella" clothing sections of various establishments tomorrow.

>>827824
no u

>>827825
Get naked and put a towel down.

>>827829
I am only wearing some 4xl pyjama shorts

>>827830
You need some more breathability, upgrade to 5xl

>>827827
What are you on the hunt for?

>>827685
suck a fuck. This guy was a cowboy and a pair of gloves would have saved him. That venom will fuck him permanently, I reckon. We need less of these steve irwin lion tamer fuckers what dont respect nature and just want to get likes off of faceblurk. Its cool how a deep bite can snuff you out within half an hour tho, thats a good take home.

just brapped

>>827832
Dunno. Something for bowls tomorrow night.

>>827707
imagine having photos of yourself on the internet

>>827836
>bowls
I did not know we had a NEET who played bowls.

>>827781
They are ugly as fuck.

>>827823
I remember o'l frenchy and that underage thot he was obsessed with, I cant remember her name, IGA was doing the obsessed spam underage thot thing for a while too so its not like we ever a break from these pedo schizos

>>827837
imagine having the endless possibilities of the internet and ending up here, on endchan

>>827838
It is a one-off.

>>827841
There was never really a choice.

>>827828
Lol. I was rolling hot into work super early and suddenly theres this body on the bike path so I throw the bike down and start yelling into this young guy's face who's snoring, HEY YOU WAKE UP RIGHT NOW cos it could have been a normie commuter having a vaxx attack or some legit shit. Then he's mumbling and his eyes start tracking and I look around and theres this big square flagon of cointreau next to him. I'm still yelling like OHO WHATS THIS HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE SAUCE YOU RUMMY and i tips the rest out, like one third and says I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS HERE SO EVERYONE KNOWS TRY NOT TO PISS YOUR PANTS BUDDY and just like that im back in the saddle and off to teh wage.

True story.

>>827843
There was always a choice. We just blew it.

>>827647
Stories of the Great Hunter.

>>827656
Should call the spirits of the land and ask for advice.

>>827841
this client goes for teh brown meat whores does he?

>>827838
we are getting old

>>827845
I only post here when my linkedin is suspended because some normie reported my racistms

>>827844
See i can tell this story is false because.

1) no one drinks contreau out of the bottle
2) drunk riders always make it home with no memory as god intended

Multi on tonight Monk?

>>827851
Just a $15 bet on Collingwood to win. $4 odds too, some kind of bonus incentive

I have installed Portal Revolution. Going to begin playing soon.

Apparnetly all McDonalds in Australia and NZ are presently offline and unable to process eftpos

Just got back from the cop shop. The pigs picked me up because some busy body complained that I was being a nuisance homeless but all I was doing was having rest in the park after my double shift at KFC, The boss wanted me to clean the deep fry sump and I was there until 4AM and just exhausted so I lay down in the park on the way home until my bus which comes at 5AM and was asleep and then suddenly theres this wanker yelling at me and accusing me of being drunk and he tips this random bottle of goon on me and says now everyone is going to think im a drunk, basically i got assaulted. I was so shocked I thought he was gonna rape me, I just froze and then the cops come and i'm covered in someone elses vile throwbacks with a smashed bottle next to me and the pigs frog march me into the paddy wagon and I ended up in the watchhouse with murderers and drug dealers and no one would beleive me that I was just exhausted. They went through my bag and found my uniform and must have called my boss because When I got my phone back theres this message saying I dont have a job anymore because KFC doesnt employ neets who get in trouble with the police. I really needed that job to pay my car off and basically the rent and food. Now I'm going to lose everything and be on the streets. Why does this happen to me?

>>827854
time for some KFC then

>>827852
I reckon the Swans will win. Big premiership hangover for the Pies.

>>827857
6 pieces of hot and spicy please.

>>827850
He wasnt a rider, just another one of Dan's victims. Dan took his money and left him lying out cold on the pavement. What a villain.

>>827854
WOE

>>827856
>pigs picked me up because some busy body complained that I was being a nuisance homeless
You're not even white are you?

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/maccas-hit-by-major-it-issues-as-internal-systems-shut-down/news-story/9daaa4f5e7eb5e0299138ba2079d5cea
God damn it Pajeet!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nucd2Lq-_H4 [Embed]

Kino!

>>827863
>Another person joked: “Go to Hungry Jack’s. The burgers are better at Hungry Jack’s.”
Classic

>>827797
Pretty sure he's taking me to the psychic fair then.

>>827862
The pigs here are all freemasons and the neighbourhood is a boomer bastion. Some connected bastard must have been spying on me.

>>827848
>getting
*got

>>827801
The replies are older than the original post

>>827856
kek

>>827841
More NEETs need to upskill in Mong Management 101.

>>827864
Gay.

>>827869
Why do you care?

>>827809
>>827806
>>827805
Bloody hell bat, what's she thinking?

Just finished Adam Sandler movie. Very good. Lots of funny one liners from the spider voiced by Shiban.

>>827852
Monk? No!

>>827876
Shiban is very talented.

>>827856
Sleep tight NEET.

Trackie pants are on.

>>827856
Heh

>>827861
>IKTF
I have always liked this picture.

>>827874
That's not how time works.

>>827883
Yeah okay McFly

>>827855
I want this from Webby.

>>827885
You won't take him to dinner.

I just brapped again

Had 2 pies for dinner and 1 1/2 pies for supper

>>827888
other 0.5 for breakkayeie?

>>827887
👃

>>827889
It would get messy if it was for bukkake

>>827891
Crass.

>>827891
Vile.

>>827891
Low-brow humour.

Cruisey how do I get a mong bus for one trip somewhere and get them to pick me up when I'm done?

$110-$170 for return taxi or uber fare
fuck that

>>827889
I'll have tomato and avocado on toast for first breakfas and half pie for second breakfas

>>827897
>avocado on toast
This is why you don't own a house, NEET.

>>827896
you need ndis

Finally ate a real meal. MyMuscleChef butter chicken. Was shit.

>>827899
Cruisey could organise it though for a mate right

>>827900
>real meal
>MyMuscleChef
pick one

i'll just drive myself and have a fucking soft drink
fuck this gay city

>>827898
No, boomers are why I don't own a house, boomer

>>827903
Catch the train or a bus.

>>827905
looked at that
requires 2 hours and 3 transfers

>>827906
So? Are you busy doing stuff all day?

sleepy, but gotta stay up until 9

>>827907
Yes. I also don't want to have to get scrubbed up and leave the house at 4pm for a 6pm engagement and then work out how long I can stay there, factoring in the last busses and train to be able to get home.

Did Monk ever make it to that/a dinner?

>>827910
China would have frogmarched that guy into the nearest courtyard and shot him in the face.

Fuck tiktok and the way it keeps serving me videos of brown girls. I hope the americans ban it.

/ausneets/ group mini golf event

>>827912
just stop using it bruz

>>827912
If you like, read the comments or wait on the video it thinks you like the content. Just keep swiping.

>>827912
Re:
>I hope the americans ban it.

suicidal thoughts are back, i might become a whistleblower

>>827917
Can you whistle to me instead?

>>827918
Only Weber is allowed to whistle at NEETs.

Or just blow me?

lead paint covered microplastics

>>827916
America is the land and their greatest ally.

>>827921
New discovery in the Vaxx?

Pies crumbling

>>827923
just a snack

>>827924
Eat it with a knife and fork

>>827913
Could fit four golf balls in each hole.

New jacquin phoenix movie is weird.

>>827924
They overachieved last year. Average team.

>>827895
I don't understand the question

>>827930
You bloody well do so

a black figure with no shadow in the middle of the day

Cruisey watching the normie slop on the TV.

going to do some calculations

>>827936
Big numbers?

>>827934
I'll slap your noggin.

>>827939
Well bantered.

>>827936
Big brain NEET.

>>827937
yah

>>827934
Will he invited us to his Bar Mitzvah?

>>827735
He lives!

>>827943
Lovely.

>>827946
Buddha

>>827747
>>827748

Sperm bank?

>>827951
Pepe looks photoshopped in to that picture. He was never really there.

>>827951
Living his best life.

>>827767
Ol' Bruce is getting raped on teh daily by those Seppo beasts!

noight

>>827955
Sleep tight.

>>827955
Good night.

>>827951
me every friday night

Night.

>>827959
Good night Pidge. xx
I hope Nigel escapes from that awful woman one day.

I never get anything done.

>>827776
Poofter

do you think anyone new ever joins ausneets?

>>827964
No, we are nearly extinct.

>>827958
Nothing wrong with that.

Monk you should advertise us over on 4chan /sp/ AFL threads. We might find a new NEET or two.
I would do it myself but I'm rangebanned on the whole site.

>>827964
We are on too obscure a chan. Back in the 8chan days there was some traffic to the site in general which would flow through to our board.

>>827813
How many have you pissed out over teh years?

>>827816
Hasn't done anything good since 2008's You Don't Mess with the Zohan.

>>827967
I visit there probably twice a year.
There's also no reason to advertise our board. We don't need to grow

some of us need to shrink

(N) - Not
(I) - In
(M) - My
(B) - Board
(Y) - Ya knah mean

>>827822
We speak telepathically on a subconscious level. You instinctively knew I was going to upload a pic. Such is the strength of our relationship.

>>827973
Well bantered.

>>827864
How much did you pay for the Lancia again?

might go buy a bluetooth dongle tomorrow

Argument in the street

>>827979
Bad home dispute?

And the staffies were snarling one dark Friday night
For it was bogans in the street having a domestic fight.

>>827864
>v6 twin turbo
What happened to the good old days when italians used to make naturally aspirated 12 cylinder engines?

Got Teh Hobbit on in the background. Just waiting for Smaug's scene.

>>827983
>Smaug's scene
He does a good performance. I'm surprised they could train a dragon to act like that.

I've never actually seen the last two hobbit movies, didn't like the first one and I used to be a hardcore tolkien fanboy at the time, I found the movies to be sacriligious.

>>827913
The only golf I've ever played.

>>827985
Yes they were vile things. I wish I hadn't watched them.

did rat neet deal with the rat?

>>827988
It is the rat posting from that IP now.

>>827924
Needs tomato sauce to moisten the pastry.

>>827990
>moisten the pastry.
That's the seed oil's job.

>>827740
I'm romanian
>>827743
this one is gay enough

>>827984
Wacko Jacko must've been a fan of Cressida Cowell.

these mre videos are making me snack

Originally saw The Hobbit on a laptop, so it will be good to see the flying lizard on a 40-inch telly.

>>827995
Those mres look horrible to me. I would not try one.

>>827994
>Cressida Cowell
She went moo moo moo.

>>827997
they are comfy to watch

Would bacon bought from a deli still be safe to eat after 3(three) weeks in the fridge?

>>828000
Probably not.

>>828001
Don't want to bin it as it's Aussie pig. Might try using it as fish bait or burley.

Need to invest in a crab pot or two. Real lazy man's fishing.

>>828003
I always used to catch crabs when I was younger but I never ate them. Didn't like the taste.

>>828004
Yeah I'd prefer prawns tbh. But then you'd need a cast net and that takes effort to constantly throw it out and retrieve.

I am playing Portal Revolution. The puzzles are okay but the computer voice is really bad. He is no Glados. I looked to see if I could change it but there is no option. Annoying American redditor style voice.

>>827840
They probably hang out on that e-thot pedo board agatha...

3 hours into the Hobbit and nothing but short cunts with hairy feet, dirty old wizards and that Smeagol creature. Where's my fire-breathing numismatist ffs? Granted it's free-to-air TV with lots of ads. And honestly the long build-up to the dragon's reveal is what makes its scenes so good, but still, I can only remain sober/conscious for so long.

>>827720
She looks part Japanese.

Another ad break...