SA BEST A

>>826579
I had one of those phones as a toddler.

Going to the flower and garden show in 10 days
My Mum met the queen there once

>>826607
That should be nice.

>>826607
Where's that NEET? Floriade is October or something from memory.

>>826608
>cheap and ugly
what is wrong with these dickheads? everybody wants to live in some million dollar 2 up gyprock shitbox with six inches between the neighbouring shitbox and your own

>>826607
Please note that this is a CASHLESS service and only card or electronic contactless payment (smart phone/watch) will be accepted for both ticket sales and the purchase of food & beverage at the Show.

>>826610
Melbourne. We used to go every year

>>826613
be safe

This is my battle station

Generalissimo Weber

>>826608
>"When buying at the cheapest end of the market, in older suburbs, there are often increased risks of anti-social behaviour, which may be a reason the area is cheap in the first place," he said
LOL

I'm excited for China's next warlord period.

>>826617
I'll take a quarter acre block and minimal debt, along with some noise and drama in the street occasionally over living shoulder to shoulder with debt burdened upper middle class wannabes

The older suburbs.

Shit.

I was still in the older suburbs.

Cruisey!
Cruisey don't you lose my number!

Apparently I am banned on 4chan for a post I didn't make, which expired last year.
There is something weird happening on 4ch I reckon.

>>826623
Yeah just wait until they FBI tell the AFP your IP made some post you didn't make.

gonna put that on my iphone along with meco star wars disco for the road trip

>>826623
You committed a heckin' racism.

>>826625
That's on my coding playlist which I never listen to

>>826627
Straight to RACISM JAIL!
Do not pass Go
Do not collect $200

>>826628
It's too boppy to code to.
You want something familiar and non-distracting for coding/study.

When did racism become a bannable offence of /b/ of all places?

>>826631
It was /biz/. He can only post in /b/.

Hooked on Classics also getting added

Suicidal thoughts always get worse at night.

>>826634
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uJ3kV3Icm28 [Embed]
have a jig about, noot

Its so good to be out of povo mode

Thinking about that time Weber did the thing.

New spanian vlog in Melbourne. I hate eshays so much, its embarrassing to watch

>>826641
I saw it previewed, didn't watch it. The Alice Springs one was okay.

>>826641
Disappointed the cops didn't shoot him and a few of the car kickers.

>>826634
Have a wank

>>826638
Lightning show 🌠?

>>826639
New life for real almost too.

>>826638
Good to see people eating their veges.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4aQXehmVDLc [Embed]
Womboflix needs to show some young Helen Mirrin tiddies

O Pepper Pie
Ever tasty
Never tasteless

>>826652
Based.

>>826649
Still the best Arthur movie ever made.

>>826652
Based.

>>826655
Barshed.

>>826659
Good night Pidge. xx

Night.

>>826641
The faggot 'rapper' was in Kingsland the other day. Brought out the finest eshays Logan has to offer. 20 or so years ago nobody would call any Aussie suburb a 'hood'.

Gonna fix my life up tomorrow. Absolutely going to do it this time.

>>826661
I believe in you.

>>826661
Sounds do-able. You were allowed a day off today for the public holiday.

>>826660
Yep the niggerification of the suburbs is extremely embarrassing. Outer burbs used to just be decent wogs and greeks but now some wierd American influence has made them get neck tattoos and cause trouble with their hotted up utes. So cringe

>>826664
Bogans aren't new.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TzK-tYFGQx4 [Embed]
want to put my benis in the organ nerd

>>826665
I think they are actually
Did we have bogans in 1950?

>>826659
Night.

>>826667
Yeah, but back then they were called the irish

Rough working class scum have existed since the founding of the country.

sometimes I think I need to be sedated, other times I'm so anxious about things I stop caring and start to feel dead inside as the only defense against it.

Is it a good idea to lie to centrelink and claim to be non-white?

>>826672
You look sudanese to me neet.

>>826670
Often not working

>>826674
lumpenprole then

>>826672
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

free range streets

I need a job...I'll do something tomorrow

>>826678
Take out a $500 Cenno advance for a forklift loicence.

>>826679
I don't want to do forklift stuff, I'm so absent minded it would only be a matter of time before I had an accident.

Jeffrey the Librarian is a good new YouTube I found.

>>826680
Drive a budget direct truck, make Weber's deliveries take an extra week

Might need an uber trip

Total eshay death

>>826683
classic monk

>>826683
how much money will you have left afterwards?

Monk buy your two weeks worth of groceries before your money is all gone.

>>826681
Sounds jewish.

Dilum, 9.47 stars. Toyota Corolla

Monk, 4.0 stars. Drunken Mong.

>>826692
he is a 5 star mong, and we keep him here for entertainment value

>>826692
Bit rude

He’s doing another drop off
God I hate browns

>>826683
If you've already gone through that cask of chard you need an uber to the ER.

how much does an uber cost to take you somewhere? That $88 the other night seemed like a lot.

>>826691
Dilum! NO!

>>826690
Sam Aronow is a good one

this sci fi nigger quin never seems to add any original ideas in his videos about other people's science fiction, in spite of it being called quinns ideas

Omg the smell of this car
Aushwitz tier

>>826701
how much is it gonna cost?

>>826703
$16
Just going to GLs

@Weber

Close your eyes, make a wish
And blow out the candlelight
For tonight is just your night
We're gonna celebrate, all through the night
Pour the wine, light the fire
Girl your wish is my command
I submit to your demands

>>826701
Give him a bad rating.

>>826704
>$16
That's not too bad.

'Preciate y'all

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jEvJw2MCR2Q [Embed]

Ok I'm back in the hovel with some lamb. Tomorrow my real life begins

Not only is the ABC writing a positive article about some disgusting bald tranny, it also includes this:
>the 36-year-old from lutruwita/Tasmania laughs.
Are they putting abo place names in everything now? And putting them before the real name?

https://www.abc.net.au/everyday/how-avery-coped-with-hair-loss-after-transitioning/103492428

>>826709
>some lamb
Flavour and quantity?

>>826711
Guava. 1.25L (7.9)

>>826712
A moderate and responsible tipple.

>>826709
what flavour?

>>826713
the 1.25L bottles used to make me pass out

I do love guava though

>>826708
That accent is surely horrible.
My favourite is the US southern accents but her type, that nasal meowing, I can barely bear. I heard men talking similarly and it's shitawful the same, so it's not her specifically. If they'd dial it down a notch, it would be okay.

>>826655
This fokin choiknees is also horrible. Generally most accents on the small island are bad. But this one I can see the funny side and laff at them. The other one above, no.

>>826716
Berry is the best I reckon

>>826718
guava is a gentleman's fruit juice

>>826720
is that william dafoe?

need to get to sleep, or there won't be any turning my life around tomorrow. Good sleep is the foundation of everything

>>826720
That looks shopped. What do you try to convey?

>>826721
It's Tony Blundetto without makeup.

>>826722
Deal with that tomorrow

>>826727
Cryptic.

>>826728
Looks more like a cryptid.

>>826728
Tech-savvy Crip*

Monk blew his metaphorical load too early. Professional gooners know to pace themself. Lest ye be rolling naked on the ground at 2am with the withdrawal shakes of doom.

Joel Davis followed me on twitter

>The Finalist Event consists of two hundred (200) envelopes set out at the Major Prize Event. One (1) envelope will contain a promotional message to represent the AU$1,000,000 prize. The other one hundred and ninety nine (199)
envelopes will show a promotional message representing a consolation prize of AU$10,000 cash.

>>826733
Never heard of him.

peaty

Wanna fugg their bums

Ultimately we are all just dust when faced before God. Did I speak and act truthfully? Was I morally coherent throughout my life? No! I was a sinner and a scumbag! I will burn forever in hell for what I've done!
Oh no, forgive me and my hedonism! Woe!

Good morning NEETs.

I'm not saying good morning because I'm trying to get back to sleep

>>826739
>>826740
Good morning.

>>826740
>>826741
Good morning NEETs.

ok, I'm not getting back to sleep, the only thing is to cool the house down and get on with the day. Good morning neets.

>>826743
Good morning NEET.

>>826739
>>826741
>>826742
mording

A terrible discovery - even though I live alone some bastard has eaten all my freddo frogs! I was certain I only had a couple. When I find him, I'll make him pay.

Shower time.
Cold tap will be warm.

>>826747
lucky you. I just opened up all the windows, and instead of getting cooler the temperature went up by two degrees. Woe

>>826746
It's that nasty NEET living under the floorboards.

>>826746
You have been sleep eating again.

Stress, woe follows
Woe, stress precedes it

I am casting for Woe: The Musical send me your audition tapes please.

>>826752
I hope this musical gets a launch date. I am still waiting for that other musical on ice.

>>826753
>musical on ice.
The Monk story.

When monk wakes up can one of you remind him to buy some food before he spends all his cenno on ubers and lamb.

>>826754
kek

>>826755
He truly needs one of those cashless debit cards.

>>826757
That or someone else managing his money for him.

Authoricucks let him fail.

Trackie pants are on.

Fuck Newspot Kia.

>>826761
What have they done?

thinking of starting my new life tomorrow, need today to recover from the heat

>>826763
I mean I'd just be setting myself up for failure if I tried today. Best to gather my strength by lying around drinking lambs and watching
youtube all day today, so I'll be in top form for starting my new life tomorrow

>>826763
It starts today.

>>826762
No record of the booking.
Claims their website doesn't allow booking a service (it does and I have screenshots).
They took it anyway, but no courtesy car as promised when I purchased the car.
Offered a wash and vacuum and I was like "you mean the shit I did this morning in preparation for the service?".

yo yo yo waddup foos?

>>826766
That is no good. How did you get home without the courtesy car?

>>826767
Hi Nuro.

>>826768
Uber. $16.90, although $5 was a tip for not being Indian and not killing me.

>>826770
>not being Indian
That was good fortune. Did you chat with the driver?

Just got an email saying that I am in the running for the business of the year.

>>826771
No.

>>826772
All the NEETs voted for you.

>>826772
If that is you, Cruisey, well done.

>>826775
It looks like one of the NEETs cloud projects.

If Cruisey loved me he would place a Quadruple Dare and a can of Mondster on my fence posts.

>>826776
there's no business like mong business

>>826772
Congratulations.

might get a white monster, just this once, because of the heat

>>826781
There is a treat for every type of weather. A NEET for all seasons. Enjoy your mondster. Get two.

>>826778
You can have a small green one and a fruit box.

I bet it would be a home brand fruit box.

>>826781
I have four of them inbound. The no-sugar is a compromise.

>>826785
>inbound
Supermarket delivery?

>>826786
yeah

>>826788
Lots of fresh fruit and veggies?

>>826787
I would rape her.

>>826784
A healthy one

>>826789
some salad makings

do any other neets buy those packs of premade salads? I'm far too lazy to make my own

>>826794
No I don't trust them. Brown hands involved with them. Disease risk very high. Eaten uncooked.

>>826795
isn't that true of all salads and uncooked vegies?

>>826795
You weren't going to eat salad anyway.

>>826796
Finally, the times of prophecy are upon us.

Shiban I thought this might interest you.

>>826797
Yes but the extra levels of processing increase the risk.

I heard Weber was around al-Rashid street recently.

>>826805
Do you just copy shit from 4chan?

>>826806
Obviously the CDC is Seppo, but the TGA is us, and FOI 4558 is the one pertaining to batch testing results of the Pfizer vac

>>826807
Maybe I am 4chan too? Ever think of that?

Am I the only neet left devestated by the heatwave. Absolutely munted today, not gonna be able to do anything.

>>826810
Do you have an air conditioner?

>>826810
We were 5.7 overnight, so no heatwave here.

the white monster was a mistake, they rarely work. I keep asking you guys to stop me from having them and you keep letting me down.

>>826813
just have another one

>>826813
You could've had a fruit box.

>>826810
I am munted but not from the heat

Turned the Cool Zone on again. 6 hours respite was all it got.

>>826772
Well done UMM PTY LTD.

>>826820
It's obviously a scam.

Australia Post was able to get some M2 stainless nuts bolts and washers to my house in Adelaide from Queensland in less than 24 hours.
3 other interstate packages that have been sitting at Adelaide Airport since Friday afternoon are not being delivered until tomorrow.
There is no rhyme or reason to the way they do things.

>>826823
>Irish 3%
Get out. This is a whites only board.

Was it IGA or Tiffin who had the thing for Hannah Barron?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q1w6BZurun8 [Embed]
God I wish it was me
A real adventure. A trial by fire
No more gay computer jobs

>>826822
Their incompetence probably worked in your favour for once. They accidentally put your package in the express pile.

>>826822
Was it a small package?
Mail man delivers those to me but anything bigger is done via those vans.

>>826821
Even the more legit business awards are pay to play. You basically pay an organisation thousands of dollars to give your business an award.
You get an article and photo of the ceremony in the local paper and get to use the fake award to advertise your business.

>>826828
Yeah little bubble wrap envelope. Even if it was sent express, they haven't done real next day delivery in 4 years.

>>826826
You could have fought in the Russia Ukraine conflict if you wanted. It is still not too late.

>>826828
Does your postie drive the golf cart thing? They can fit quite a few small packages in those.

>>826831
You need experience. Rojava was an option but I'm not a homosexual third world communist

Not only did these dumb PR cunts photoshop together a fake photo of Princess Kate and the kids, they then sent a tweet pretending to be her saying she edits her photos herself.
I wonder what is really going on. I don't believe any of the more sensational /pol/ theories.

>>826830
Until that guarantee comes back, I will continue to avoide it for that and the cost. It wasn't too bad for a few extra dollars years ago.

>>826832
I have no idea. I think it's still a pedal bike but I have seen that cuck cart around.

>>826826
Australia only lost 523/60,000 which means most only saw a couple of light skirmishes, if anything. Even Long Tan was only like 20 dead.

>>826833
>You need experience.
I reckon a NEET with the right attitude could bluff their way in.

>>826834
Yeah, the media was also running with just the girl's sleeve being shopped, even though poltards and the twitterati have called out about 15 separate problems in the photograph.

thinking of having another white monster

>>826834
I'd have thought any photo being released from a member of royalty would be literally studied by a team of people with a magnifying glass looking for even the slightest thing that isn't meant to be there. Apparently not.

>>826839
Me too. I think we should synchronise our watches and crack one at 1345 ACDT.

cracked

One day I'll wake up before 10:30 for a McMuffin®. One day.

>>826841
changed my mind, making some coffee instead, living the responsible life

>>826843
I thought they did all day breakfast now?

>>826843
Tomorrow?
Aren't some of the breakfast items on the all day menu?

Also, monk, go and buy some food before all your cenno money dissappears

I literally just sharted
Had to have a shower because it was smushed all over my cheeks

>>826846
>>826845
Too scared to ask.

They give us muds and nigs
Then wonder why in the fuck we pissed

Back into my bad old habits of drinking coffee during the afternoon. I do feel awake and energetic though. Even a little ambitious.

>>826850
if you go into maccas you can order via machine, no need to interact with another human being

>>826852
If I have insomnia tonight and fill the gen with posts whining about it I give you all permission to call me a mong. But it feels good.

TwinkTok embracer
>Trump, in reversal, opposes TikTok ban, calls Facebook "enemy of the people"
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-reversal-tiktok-ban-says-facebook-enemy-of-people/

>>826853
The one in Lizbef invariably doesn't print out dockets, and then the idiot behind the counter shouts out a number and everybody is like "how the fuck would we know?"

>>826856
That would cause racism.

>>826852
Pro tip: If you wake up at midday, the afternoon is now the morning.

>>826858
and dinner is night lunch

>>826859
When is second dinner? Asking for a m8

Really need to delete those GoySlop apps

Maccas small cheeseboig meal $5.50
HJ's small double-cheeseboig meal $5
KFC small chips and 6 wickid wings $5

Throw in a $5 cheap-Tuesday pixxa from Dominos and you won't be shitting until Sunday.

bunch of fat poofs...

>>826862
You wont want to be talking about anybody here.

>>826861
You just have a Need 2 Feed!

>>826854
Reckon my brain's probably burnt out from years of excessive caffeine and dexies, and I will 8+ cups of coffee per day to ever be functional.

>>826853
>go into maccas
There's only one in town and it's a short walking distance from the high school, and there always seems to be punk kids hanging around. It's the drive-thru or nothing!

Might make a surprise visit to Jaycar if I get the car back promptly this afternoon.

>>826810
The past week has been comfy ~25 days. Once it starts creeping past 27 the heat starts getting to me.

>>826803
He round :)

Remind me to buy another headlight for the car when I'm sober

>>826794
Yeah but sometimes even they end up in the bin.

>>826871
lolwut

>>826867
One solder fume extractor please.

>>826875
I'll chase Chud around the shop while he tries to find one.

Gotta somehow force myself to eat some salad. Maybe if I garnished it with grated chocolate...

>>826877
a dash of french dressing makes garden salad a bit less boring

Some faggot neighbour is playing annoying music so loud I can't ignore it. Gonna have to put my own music on and crank it up loud.

>>826880
You want the second method

>>826881
Monk keeps getting off the wagon because Weber keeps shooting the horses.

Hit rock bottom. Gonna start playing stellaris again

The Heavenly Crusader State of Cronulla

>>826822
Told my mate who works at the depot to put it through ASAP. You're welcome.

>>826887
Thanks, NEET.

>>826889
they killed off the red label one, didn't they?

Monk did you buy some food yet?

>>826891
It's no doubt on the list for tomorrow.

Very angry about being poor.

>>826891
Not yet no. I just went to IGA for goon. Stressful drunk drive. Lots of characters about.
Still have half a loaf of raisin toast. I haven't eaten anything in about 36 hours.
Dinner at my Dads joint tomorrow, have to be straight for that so starting my real life then

>>826895
>32.5k subscribers 1.2k videos
oof

>>826894
>Dinner at my Dads joint tomorrow, have to be straight for that so starting my real life then
Sounds do-able.

>>826890
The VX? It's still listed on VB's website.

F.F.S...

>>826900
Here is a wand making video to cheer you up.

Home. I ventured out. That's enough of that.

>>826902
I know what you mean NEET.

>>826905
Based.

>>826905
an afternoon tea of amphetamines, champagne and oxy?

Thinking about making a second NEET board.

>>826901
We didn't get to see the end product.

>>826909
You're right. Let me try and track that down for you.

>>826906
Basado !
>>826907
You know it !
>>826908
You can call it /neetlyfe/ I am sure it will be a big hit 👍

>>826909
Closest I could find sorry.

Back on the vietnam edits...
Wanna leave this gay modern life behind
Julius Evola rain your fury down

>>826914
How would you cook your basa?

>>826915
He would eat it raw like a real soldier.

>>826916
Mmmmmm mmmm mmmmm a real man would enjoy what I imagine is a real earthy taste.

Need fast food recommendations from NEETs

Only the best goyslop need apply.

>>826918
Cook something real for yourself fatty

>>826918
You know it's Guzman y Gomez

Collected the car without issue. They detailed it for some reason. Took 10 minutes to put all my settings back. Drove to Jaycar and Munno Para Bunnings. Don’t know if I’m imagining it, but the car seems faster still. Maybe clearing the 3000km thing unlocks something in the ECM. Uber Pajeet tried to kill me on the way there throwing a U turn on Main North Rd because he couldn’t be told that was the wrong way to try and get there when I first got in. Also pronounced Salisbury like Sal-iz-breeee like a gay cunt who can’t speak English good

Also got steak and salad at the Lizbef Tavern. Salad turned out to be sloppy coleslaw. Steak looked like 150 gram rump offcut. Should have got the chips.

>>826921
Last nights uber was also a maniac. Could barely understand him too, and thats not a racist exaggeration either

>pronounced Salisbury like Sal-iz-breeee like a gay cunt
That's how I've been reading your posts about it for the past 7+ years 😓

>>826918
get a parma, they never disappoint

>>826923
Saul-ss-bree

Sal is bewry

>>826921
>Maybe clearing the 3000km
They say something about cars running less efficiently during the first few thousand kilometres. I think it's the red paint too.

Sir tried his best.

>>826922
Good choice with a bad outcome.

>>826925
I need this as a vocaroo.

>>826921
I am glad the car service went well.

>>826930
Thanks Monk.

I have downloaded Shogun episode 4.
After watching episode 3 I think I have decided I don't really like it. I will keep watching for now though. Will reassess after this episode.
I should just read the book.

>>826931
You're welcome my little NEET treat

Hope I don't ever meet any fancy la-di-da Adelaide poofs in real life
It's Victorian nationalism every day of the week

>>826893
and ugly

Weber I hope you didn't make this post: >>826931

>>826930
Well vocaroo'd.

>>826936
Focus on more important things like the tennis.

>>826936
Nope.

Told her I was at the Tavern and she started texting me every 10 minutes with "Home safely?"

>>826942
>Here's what he said.
Hopefully something along the lines of her being a dirty stinking wop who should go back to Italy like the nigger she is

I just want a purpose. Is it too much to ask for?

>>826944
How much are the tugs? Asking for a mate.

>>826944
It's dark, look out for boongs.

>>826946
If you have to ask..

>>826945
>I just want a purpose.
Wank, binge, goon, repeat!

>>826949
Do not be rude like that 😒

>>826948
Their reviews are good
>Hello Kerryn,
>Firstly, we are very sorry to hear this, when you placed the order the day prior it was 10:25 Pm, we close at 9:00 Pm, we had already gotten home and was laying in bed when the phone rang from DoorDash so we couldn’t make the order because it was after hours, usually we CAN make orders after hours because we eat at the restaurant ourselves but it was TOO late, we have apologized over the phone and you had already gotten a refund, we have neither made or been paid for this order, which we made clear during the phone calls, again we are sorry for this bad experience and if you have not received a payment from DoorDash please contact them directly
>-GoodAsian Management

>>826945
Uther Pendragon: To kill and be king, is that all? Merlin: Perhaps not even that

You got an S.T.D.? (Yeah, you know me)

>>826953
No standards for me tonight.

>>826954
I'm on my second glass of diet-rite.
Needed to refill the water bottle that lives in the fridge, so it will be my last for a few hours at least.

>>826941
It is nice to have someone worry about you.

Removed some mystery meat from the freezer. I think it's chicken.

Might go visit my Mum and spill my heart out

>>826957
The rest of Pidge. What was left after the Marylands.

>>826958
Give Zstepmum a hug too

Couchbed time

>>826959
RIP.

>>826960
Zhey have moved out thankfully
Wonder if the cat is still alive

>>826958
Her reaction will disappoint you.

>>826961
Goodnight.

>>826963
Back to Pozzbourne?

>>826967
No, shithole in the country. Weird place to settle if you're a tranny

>>826968
It might be good for Mrs Doubtfire.

>>826968
It probably enjoys the attention.

>>826958
Don't get us involved.

>>826800
>Turkey, Ukraine
>Europe
Netherlands and France sounds aboot right
>Hungary that high
Europeans must suck in English then.
>Grease
>learning languages
Where is the UK? I mean they aren't European either but if the list features Turkey and Ukraine...
No Russia, Bosnia, Monkeydonia, Andorra, Monaco, San Marino, Lichtenstein, Georgia, Latvia, or even fugging Kazakhstan (if they managed to press Turkey into Europe).

>>826802
Lawdy

>>826973
>Where is the UK?
If you isolate it to parts like London. It would make them non-native English speakers.

Frisian, a language spoken in the Netherlands is actually the closest language to english

Hope Webby takes us a lot of pics of teh garden show tomorrow.

>>826978
What if we get gnomed?

>>826976
Is that really necessary? I mean the Welsh, the Scotts, the Irish, the Indians, the Pakis, the Poles... the list goes on.

>>826977
Actually Normaund is the closest to English.

What you need to realise is that we are practically Germans

So you are saying Indians are English?

Night.

>>826983
Good night Pidge. xx

>>826981
That doesn't sound so bad.

NEETs with developmental disorders.

>>826983
Night fella. Don't eat things with pigeon poop on it.

>>826981
No thanks.

Gassed everyone out of the house frying chilli, people were choking and they couldn't even stay in the same room as my dinner.
In unrelated events the migrants at work made fun of me for drinking three litres of milk in a sitting, they thought I would shit myself.

I swear I am the laziest fuck alive.

Should tiktok be banned neets?

>>826989
Well done.

>>826989
>migrants
French Canadians?

'Fuckin shoot me cunt! Give me a reason, give me a purpose!' I shouted as she screamed and the coppers barged into the hallway

Sikh Sith assassin.

>>826992
That would upset zoomerNEET

>>826989
>drinking three litres of milk in a sitting,
Based.

this shit ain't nuthin' to me, man

might tell a fib

the king died