How does he do it?

how the onion rings today?

>>824593
Big and oblong shaped.

Important question - which kind of mouthwash is better, the alcoholic sort or the non-alcoholic?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dcoTnER4Efg [Embed]

How do I get a job doing this

>>824595
They are both bad. Evidence that they cause oral cancers.

>>824595
Disrupts gut biome, damages gums, changes hunger response. Its just another slop.

>>824596
That is more a hobby than a job.

>>824597
ffs, really?

Apparently tooth paste does not actually help clean your teeth, it is purely the brushing that does that. It is not necessary at all.
I might stop using it. Just use the brush with some water.
I wish there was a good alternative to the plastic bristles.
I am getting serious about all this.

>>824595
Best to avoid them and just use plain water.

>>824601
You can find non-plastic brushes. I've also heard of people using coconut oil as toothpaste.

>>824601
Good. You're not a soapcuck either are you?

>>824604
He probably even uses conditioner

>>824604
I am on the natural castile soap.

>>824603
>You can find non-plastic brushes
Link to such a product please.

All the wagies are in bed :(

Footy season starts tomorrow. Opening round Swans vs Demons tomorrow night.
It will be good to have it back.

>>824608
Pigs in cages on antibiotics.

Absolute sham.

>>824611
What is NEET?

>>824612
The AGM.

>>824613
What happened?
Shenanigans with proxies?

>>824609
I've got my tips in (Dees)

>>824614
Five office holders resigned their positions. Other than the President, who put his in the last newsletter (released 3 days ago), none of these vacancies was mentioned. Somehow -- as if by magic -- exactly one new person nominated for each of the vacant positions, so no voting was required. The new committee was just rattled off and the AGM declared closed.

>>824617
Is that malignant cunt still treasurer?

>>824615
>(Dees)
Same here. What tipping comp? The Sportsbet? I joined the r/afl one.

>>824618
Yes. She doesn't even own a Corvette, and the guy who I thought was her husband or defacto is apparently just her housemate, and his Corvette is just a bunch of scrap pieces and has been for 40 years or more.

>>824620
Well it is a small group things like that are bound to happen. It doesn't sound too bad. A problem a lot of clubs have is no-one willing to volunteer.

>>824621
There are about 300 members.
The process should be transparent.

>>824622
How many turned up tonight?

>>824617
>exactly one new person nominated for each of the vacant positions
Do you mean to say one person now occupies 5 positions?

>>824624
No. 5 separate psychics somehow correctly guessed which positions would be vacant and nominated themselves (with a seconder) before the meeting opened.

>>824623
65% is required for quorum

Sam Kerr confirmed to have called a cop a "stupid white bastard"
Brown lesbians always hate the indigenous population

>>824627
Yes so now twitter and the media are all ‘yassss slay queen!’ and making a joke of it

>>824627
She is a fat mutt cunt but whites should be above running to the teacher when some brown blob calls them a white dog.

>>824629
No, Whites should be using their own laws and rhetoric about racism against them at every opportunity. It won’t get taken seriously of course, but flood the race discrimination commissioner’s office with complaints at every opportunity

She is from a bad home I always thought she was part boong but apparently she is Indian.
The brother is the former West Coast footballer Daniel Kerr who got sent to jail for domestic violence and trying to burn down their parents house or something like that.

Fucken downie looking dyke also kept the charge secret for a year, so the soccer poof organisation is shitty at her for not telling them and holding onto some captain’s role when it should have stripped from her

>>824629
She should be put in prison. If that based bloke can get 2 years for putting up stickers about replacement then she must suffer.
Fuck all browns

If its brown, flush it down.

First night in months I don't need the fan on. Place is eerily silent without that constant humming all day and night.

People don't say they are "surfing" the internet any more. It has gone out of fashion.

>>824635
I find it easier to sleep with something humming in the background.

Failed YouTube wagon

>>824638
There is nothing wrong with watching YouTube.

When I browse the internet I picture myself standing up, shirtless in a two wheeled chariot pulled by a white horse.

I have my new t-shirt on. Doing racisms on twitter. Having fun. Feel sorry for wagies.

>>824641
>I have my new t-shirt on
Gut status? protruding

Keep thinking about that mutt Zendaya.
Hollywood can't have a woman that joyfully loves and trusts her man.
They always have to act like a hostile cunt.

No spoilers please.

>>824642
sucked in
It's a doable fit but telling of my figure according to an L fit

>>824645
That is a good T-shirt.

Unsavoury looking old fellow in a blue singlet just walked past the house.
I wonder where you can even buy blue singlets these days.

Finished the cask but only feeling half way done

>>824649
What are your options?

>>824650
Sleeping, adios.

>>824651
Good night.

>>824596
Sorry NEET, there are no more of those trees left.

might go climb a mountain

>>824648
Big W

might go and sit in mcdolans or something

sat here instead like a stunned mullet
now i have to go to work

>>824496
Woe. The salt mines sound better.
Good luck.
>>824525
>severe
>>824533
Cool car. Does someone drive it?
I've seen a similar one around here. Surprising that they let you drive something without a windscreen.
>>824547
8-15,write what your work agreement thing with cenno says.
They get kickbacks if they help you meet it.
>>824552
I enjoy working in a team environment and would like to push myself in a fast paced, structured workplace. I feel that customer service skills are something I can use for the rest of my career (come up with a story about what you want to do, they will ask).. Plus I love the Angus whoppers with pepper mayo xd (practice your xd face).
>>824556
I have never heard of this recording thing, for either interviews or cenno.
Have you had public outbursts?
>>824562
She seems nice. The fellas in the car need to shut up.
Good on her, mcrib up your mcfucking arse mcmate.
>>824566
Good. We need more public approval for calling these cunts out. She should go to KFC next.
It is just not good enough.
>>824567
The things that curb had seen on a Saturday night. Bet people have pissed and vomited there.
>>824573
Good shit.
One of my mongs has a job at a fast food place, he only gets a few hours here and there, usually 3hrs a fortnight but now when someone asks what he's been up-to he says working. It sets you free.

morning bros

>>824596
Hit Tiffo up. But he'd only want you if you had a cert IV in arborist engineering and min 2 years experience in selective spar harvesting.

>>824601
Just another soap product.

>>824601
There are charcoal brushes, and grants non fluoride toothpaste is basically just bicarb. I had one with bees wax in it.

>>824609
We need the stream.

>>824610
That song was one of the moments that showed me that I should.
Being bitter about a broken system is worse than being part of it.

>>824617
The fuck is this shit.
I hope people noted it.
Are the new committee members okay?
Did you see something like this happening?

>>824637
I'm not sure they would all fit in your bedroom but you could get a few to stand outside.

not woe'd but feeling too lazy to do anything today

Worried about how tight my 5xl pants are getting. Hope they're not shrinking in the wash

All for free
At least $40 worth.

>>824671
monk! yes!

>>824671
>01.03.24
That mince is a week out of date mate. Don't eat it.

>>824670
Easy fix,just stop washing them.

Forgot my phone when I went to the Whizzers. Was worried about Motherbat trying to contact me the whole time. Fortunately she hadn't.
Pajeet let the ADFS certificate expire overnight and left the problem with me, saying he had to be in a meeting all day.

>>824671
Well done, free feed.

>>824675
> meeting
*pooing

>>824673
Few spices and a lot of salt and it will be fine.

>>824677
Apparently his meeting was some seminar "are you in the zoo or in the zone?"
Walked out after installing the certificate.

>>824680
imagine buying a sticker of a youtube fag

The white monster really hit the spot today. Feeling chipper. Might get some shit done.

>>824682
I haven't had anything to eat or drink today. Not even water. About to fix that.

>>824679
>are you in the zoo or in the zone?
Lol, yeah management love that sort of shit.

>>824673
Distributed by gov funded provider.
The bg was ziptied shut so they take it seriously.

>>824676
For a client.

There was a whole roast chook, 2 kg of wings (1 plain and one marinaded) skewers, stirfry meat, jam donuts. Even get to keep the bag.

>>824662
>arborist engineering
>selective spar harvesting
Very good use of language. Well bantered.

>>824689
He told me that I was put on the shortlist but now I only get promotional material sent to me.

>>824689
ProteinNEET did it for a few years.

>>824688
The bag was a bonus.

>>824692
I wanted one this morning for the car

>>824684
The answer should be obvious given they're all brownoids and mongs

Can of heinz beans and two slices of toast for lunch.

Good morning NEETs.

>>824680
That's a nice sticker NEET.

They arrested a 22 year old in that missing woman case. Looks like we slandered the husband.
It still could turn out he was involved.

>>824698
22 year old Pajeet sex pest

>>824698
>Looks like we slandered the husband.
Give me the man and I will give you the case against him

>>824699
He chose the rape zone.

Severe stress

had a foot long sammich

Lowes are pretty casual about putting purchases in the post.

>>824703
Chicken?

>>824704
The fish shirts?

>>824706
yes

>>824707
Both designs?

>>824705
salami, pepperoni, ham, cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, salt, pepper

>>824708
yes

>>824711
I wanna rub that little pink nose

>>824660
>It is just not good enough.
You are right but these big businesses set themselves up so that you never know who is responsible and the only person you can access to complain to is some low paid worker who is not personally responsible and who you will feel sorry for and not want to abuse.

>>824710
Motherbat's reaction should be good. 5XL?

>>824714
6XL

>>824716
yeah I'm a gross piece of shit

>>824717
I did not say that. Do not be so negative about yourself.

I never knew strawberries grew like that

/ausneets/ is executive country, 3XL and below skellies can fuck right off. On here you're either the eater or the eaten.

I can smell someone cooking a roast, fuck it's making me hungry

>>824721
smells like roast pork, bet they're having crackling and gravy

If anyone is going to the shops can you get me some crackling please.

Postie just dropped off my Eivør album so something new to listen to.

my spider sense is tingling, convinced there's a spider somewhere in the room

>>824725
Don't you hate it when there's a spider on the roof and you knock it off with a broom and then it's just somewhere?

>>824713
I'm not doing a hungry jacks boycott.

Why should I have to stop buying your product, just because I don't like it?

>>824720
I had to tighten my belt the other day.

>>824722
A few carrots and onion quarters, half mashed onto bread with lots of salt and pepper and juices.
Ooh those juices.

Need some roast drippings

>>824729
To be honest we have noticed your pants falling down and revealing a couple of inches of arse crack.

>>824732
That is a deliberate fashion choice neet did you think it was hot no homo?

>>824724
>Eivør
Eivør Biggün?

>>824729
I swapped out my braces for the tactical belt for a couple of days and had to switch back. So fat that pants want to fall down regardless of how tight the belt is and the belt cuts into my fupa if I sit down for an hour or more.

>>824735
I think it's partly because of how pants sit. They are made to be around your hipbone, they should be around your waist. All for fashion.

>>824734
Eivør Pálsdóttir

been watching the sopranos and wondering how the fat characters keep their pants up

Any NEETs here worked as security guard? I heard offices, construction sites, nursing homes, or factories, are the chillest places to work security at. Thoughts?

>>824729
Well done NEET. You're looking good.

>>824740
Haven't done it, but pretty sure they require a cert 3 or equivalent to get licensed

>>824742
looks like it's a cert 2
https://www.tafegippsland.edu.au/about/mediacentre/2021/how_to_become_a_security_guard_in_australia
It costs $800-$1000 though

>>824743
Do you need extra training to be an armed guard?

>>824744
yeah but I just want dumb work where I show up and dont do much

Risen.
Going to cook some potatoes

>>824746
how are you having them?

>>824747
Boiled for 5 minutes then fried.
I realised that you should cut them up before boiling

Disappointed that Monk has not provided any photos of his shame shed setup.
I can't visualise the cooking facilities. I can't get the full vibe of the poverty rations.

Does he even have cutlery?

>>824751
>cutlery
A frivolous encumbrance for a nietzchean ubermensch such as monk. I bet you think he should be using toilet paper too.

>>824752
> using toilet paper too
Boongs have been using the bark off trees for 60 million years.

>>824743
Iirc there's some that are $600 and job network can pay for some of it

>>824740
why not a forklift driver?

>>824698
Son of a former AFL player, so he’ll get 3 months home detention

So stressed I threw up. Woe

>>824755
im trying to become a writer, and I need time to write

>>824757
What is going on NEET?

>>824759
Can't really say there's a specific reason, just overwhelmed. So many problems I just don't have the time, money, resources or support to resolve.

>>824758
maybe you should just become a forklift driver and work on your improv rapping abilities, then become a writer when you retire

might do a swear

>>824762
You better not.

>>824762
on the bible?

Rude boy

>>824765
Bad NEET.

>>824751
He had a butter knife in his jap’s eye at one point

gonna be nordy as heck tonight
had 8 standos for afternoon tea
another 10 or 12 in the fridge

>>824770
monk! no!

monk was being good and not drinking and doing javascript or something

>>824769
Weber has a bat bin

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/man-arrested-after-samantha-murphy-disappears-in-ballarat/news-story/8af914c6c9b1cf69ec3a4d047316a06f
>A magistrate has imposed a gag order preventing media from naming the man accused of murdering missing mum Samantha Murphy.
Patrick Stephenson, son of Orren Stephenson
Information wants to be free, hack the planet, etc etc

>>824774
Well researched.

N >>824772
Monk was not a good boy

>>824735
Personally I just wear trackies everywhere, somehow they stay up

>>824775
Makes you wonder how many other gag orders there are

>>824778
I haven't had good luck with drawstrings pants. They start out firm and then slip down.

climbed some mountains

two pidser hut pidsers and a hershys mudcake puddink thing

>>824782
Well done NEET. Are your legs sore?

I wish I had some money for goon

>>824785
Ask a friend/relative to borrow $50.

>>824785
Ask a cruisey to borrow $50.

>>824740
A security guard on the Belair line got threaded with a knuckle duster about a year ago. Most of it seems cushy but I'd avoid any job in which you might actually get hurt. The companies seem to drop them right away without any loyalty if an employee gets fucked up.

My understanding is that security guards can't actually do anything and their employers don't want them to so your job is just to stand there and if something happens to call the police.
If you don't try to be a hero it would be a pretty cushy job.

>>824784
no im okay for nine hours walk

>>824789
Yeah, that's pretty much it. Some do rounds in a car from one worksite to another.
You have to restrain people if you get a hospital gig

What happened to the based boong rouseabout?

night

>>824792
why did the one on the right get pixellated?

>>824794
That is just the way he looks.

>>824792
Fake

>>824791
>a hospital gig
Those would be best to avoid I reckon.

>>824794
the others need to look like sad saturated kittens for the REEEEEE

If I had a pool and found boongs in it one day you would have to drain the pool and get it cleaned and then refilled. No way you could swim in it again before that.

Do you remember the retarded boong child that did the screaming video about being bullied at school? It got heaps of media coverage about two years ago. I think he was a dwarf or something.

>>824801
I think it was more than they were swimming in his pool, I think it was ongoing and previously vandalized to $100K damage

Want to replay the old thief games

Wonder who the Adelaide NEETs are voting for in the SA Voice Election

Wish I had money to cook up a multi

>>824805
Post what you would have bet and we will see if it would have won.

Mumsie sent me this, now I am wanting some apples.

>>824808
Puntneets are the lowest form of life on the gen, and there are no high forms

My review of William Gibson's cyberpunk novel Neuromancer is turning into an essay, so the short version:
This isn't a real science fiction novel, it's a William Burroughs style drugs novel pretending to be about the future. The book is semi-autobiographical and I'm certain William Gibson was addicted to amphetamines while writing it. Literally everyone in the novel is on drugs. Also, cyberspace presented in the book isn't a future vision of VR/the internet, it's an LSD trip.

>>824804
WTF didnt we all say no to that shit? How is this any different to USSR communist party elections?

>>824810
it was the first look at a new genre, but not the best.

What are you going to do with all that money you will surely win? Buy some food to eat?

Potato for dindins

>>824798
I know a guy that was one at the Lyell Mac and a bikie came in after getting shot, he had to stop the blokes missus and a bunch of club members getting in.

>>824801
I think there was a poster here that posted tiktoks of it here. He was doing drugs.

>>824596
They make it look easy but they have years, decades of practice. It isn't just knocking on the trunks here and there, and it falls apart into nice even boards.

>>824810
> , it's an LSD trip.
No.

>>824814
Be ok with heaps of butter and garlic.

Does the housing crisis really matter if I'll probably die before retirement anyway

>>824679
Based.

>>824698
Poor Santa (🎅).

>>824716
Apron.

>>824750
He said he'll start his new life for real and the shame list on Monday.

>>824820
no

>>824824
11-03-24

>>824774
Educational.

I'll be starting my new life on Sunday the 10th, when I will have my cenno money.

>>824828
Well done.

>>824828
...when you have enough money to engage in Dan and other vices?

Whats that footy streaming site called again pls

>>824832
Ty

>>824818
What would you know anyway

>>824817
that wood they use is Eucalyptus Regnans. You cant get it anymore. The only hardwood you can get has a lot of knots and defects in it and you cant use it unless you mill it. Its the same as that spruce or whatever that the cabin builders in scandanavia use. You must be able to work it really easily. Plus those axes are sharp which makes a huge difference.

AI can animate images somehow, Now.

Ready.

>>824837
You are the councils favourite.

>>824834
I’ve been there

>>824810
Give three inline citations and two peer analysis to support your view

Is nimbon or byron bay a better place to go if I just want to get fucked up on drugs? I do not want to smoke weed.

>>824842
Go to Noosa instead.

Night.

>>824844
Good night Pidge. xx
I will pretend I didn't see the brown hand stroking you.

>>824844
Goodnight.

>>824845
You need to adjust your monitors brightness/contrast settings.

>>824847
Don't gaslight me boy. I know what I saw.

Feel bored. might buy smokes later tonight when cenno lands

How the fuck do I manage to waste so much of the day?

>>824839
That is my exact neck type

>>824850
Those Wojacks seem happy to me

>>824851
I hope you clean under it regularly.

>>824852
The smile gives it away.

>>824850
Practice.

>>824850
This is basically me except I don’t smile and I don’t shower.

I said goodnight almost 4 hours ago and nobody said it back :(

Worried I might be getting kicked off the DSP

>>824857
Because we knew you didn't actually go to bed.

>>824859
I had to get up to take a poo

>>824857
Goodnight.

>>824858
Good luck. I would be anally fucked if they kicked me off it.

>>824858
Why, what has happened?

>>824860
I saw, it was an impressive shit. Nice job.

I fucken hate this cunt. I know he’s just acting but I hate him a way.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k4ZNZBeZPtw [Embed]

>>824865
Any way *

Think I may need a midnight snack before going to bed

>>824857
Too early.

>>824863
>>824862
got sent an email about a telephone appointment, never had this happen before

>>824869
if you dont like the way the call starts going, just tell them to put it all in writing and hang up

>>824857
It was an insincere goodnight, as is clear by you still being awake. Such perfidy should be rewarded by shunning.

>>824869
Do not answer any questions if you think the answers you give may have serious consequences.

>>824872
What am I supposed to do instead?

>>824869
This >>824870
and tell them you are having trouble concentrating and can't follow the conversation.

>>824873
Ask for them to make you an in person appointment. Say you need a support person present.

>>824873
Finger your bum hole while you think of cruisey

>>824876
finally, something that makes sense

>>824870
>>824872
>>824874
>>824875
This stuff is leaving me more worried than I was before, but thank you anyway for the advice.

>>824880
Are they related to Ryan Reynolds?

Brittany Higgins is such a good example of how FAT ruins your appearance. Just an extra 10 kilos has wrecked her completely.

>>824882
Oh cmon mate 10 kg ain’t noth-
>sees her picture
>dry wretches

>>824882
It was probably more like 15-20.
Around the time of the incident, she was probably living on booze and cocaine.

>>824879
I once stole a library book about fairies

>>824885
You deserved to have it.

>>824887
I can’t tell if the chud image macro is unironic, ironic or post ironic. Like is it making fun of people who think those comments or giving them something to identify with?

>>824888
mak u think

>>824888
am I the only one who thinks chudjak looks jewish? It seems really obvious.

>>824890
>>824889
Have you seen those giga chad chud macros? What the fuck do they even mean?

Neuromancer sucked Webby's dick in the Matrix once while one NEET did LSD and another wrote a book review.

>>824892
Who told you about that?

>>824893
Cruisey

>>824808
A couple more disposals for Oliver and you would have been a big winner.

>>824894
He is a shamneless gossip. A dotty old gossip.

ffs, how do I tell tiktok not to show me any videos with non-whites?

>>824897
Monk was going to make a script for it but never did.

>>824897
You don’t. Enjoy your goyslop content unless you use a third party website / tool to block all the trannyggers

Gone to couchbed again. Had a glass of dietrite cordigal

>>824900
>dietrite
Good choice.

did some stretches, hopefully that'll help me sleep

>>824898
he'll do it when his new life starts on sunday. When cenno sends him a large cash payment he'll start behaving in a responsible way

>>824903
Financial stress is the number 1 cause of depression, mister.

back on the nordic bronze age videos

>>824904
What the fuck really?

>>824905
Nerd

Gonna have a milo, big cup of.

>>824908
How many spoons?

>>824909
real neets have tablespoons of it

My mother used to hit me with a wooden spoon when I'd been a bad boy.

>>824910
4 table spoons. Didn't have enough milk to add more.

She was a bad mother more often than I was a bad boy, but I never hit her.

In hindsight I should have taken the fish slice to her face.

I did six years of fish slice training at a Nepalese monastery.
My finishing manoeuvre involved getting the foreskin between its grooves and then giving it several quick twists. I called it the flayed trout.

I don't know what to do with my life. I have no hobbies or pursuits.
I have no friends and won't be able to get a gf. All I know how to do is drink and browse the internet. I can't spend my whole life doing this
What kind of exciting things can you do on a basic wage? It's all so tiresome

>>824917
>won't be able to get a gf
Are you certain of that?
You can try and find meaning in your life by helping others. Volunteer your time.

During my days in the underground fighting rings they called me "Fishy", "Slicer", or just "The Salmon".

>>824917
>exciting things
Excitement is just another addiction I think.
You can do extreme sports. Or get a dirtbike and spend weekends antagonising the cops and doing high speed getaways.

>>824920
I don't want to do those things
I don't really want to do anything. I've given up

>>824921
It sounds like depression is warping your thinking.

>>824917
As the other neet said you might just have depression. You could try creative computer pursuits like electronic music development or graphic design. You could get a cheap Wacom tablet and draw stuff. Or you could learn blender and make 3d renders. Or you could download a LLM and make AI generated art.

Good morning NEETs.

>>824924
mording

harrumph

morning bros, only got 6 hours sleep, hopefully it will be enough

I have now consumed 4 slices of pidser and have had a sip of mondster. I would like to retract half of my previous harrumph.

A full belly makes Webby a friendly boy

>>824929
have another 4 slices and another sip then it will be cleared.

>>824929
>4 slices of pidser
breakfast of champions

>>824915
>>824916
Hmm.

>>824922
Sounds like a boong.

>>824927
>>824925
Good morning NEETs.

>>824932
I had two squares of Hershey brownie too

>>824936
Based.

Fucking mouse trying to chew its way through the fucking door. What the fuck does it even want there's nothing in there.

>>824938
why cant dumb mouse go under door?

>>824939
Oh why doesn't it just knock or ring the door bell, you fucking mong

>>824940
ill mannered rodent, product of a bad home