SA Best A.

>>823533
Many neets have ridden his giant worm

All Australian workers have that attitude.

Some NEETs are ridden with giant worms.

>>823579
*riddled

bought a pair of pidser rolls from coles, they were unusually good - moist and tasty and soft. Scoffed them both for morning tea even though I meant to have them for lunch.

>>823581
You did the right thing. You have to strike while they're still fresh.

>>823581
Now you can get KFC for lunch.

>>823583
You are wise neet. A $10 mega fill up box would go down well. Maybe if I'm lucky they'll be a few extra chicken nuggets, or a bonus popcorn chicken pack.

>>823580
Yes but the op is about riding worms.

who's the second biggest drug junkie here after nuro?

>>823587
Essential only.

>>823586
Low quality question.

>>823586
Some NEETs have expensive hobbies they don't tell us about.

Deposited a cheque from Motherbat and then transferred same amount from my existing savings to Sisterbot.
On Friday morning, Bill didn't shut the rear hatch on the 4x4 and the kids schoolbags fell out and he reversed over an iPad and a Chromebook and the kids lunches exploded and the backpacks tore.

>>823591
lol typical Bill. He's his own worst enemy.

>>823592
he treats schoolbags and 4x4s the same way he treated webby's house

>>823591
lol what a fiasco.

>>823593
All holes are left open at Weber's.

Fucking herder didn't rock up for the fucking shift and won't reply to fucking texts or calls to fucking reschedule it and I can't contact the fucking client until she fucking let's me know when she's fucking available because the fucking client will want a new fucking time booked. Fuck.

Australian workers are fucking hopeless. I might be an alcoholic mong but no wonder I can get ahead when the competition are all lazy fuckheads.

>>823596
Sack the herder.

>>823598
It's a sellers market. The replacement is likely to be just as incompetent.
I spend more time coaching these faggots with their worthless fucking qualifications than I do monitoring clients health, which unfortunately they rely on these fucking cunts to inform me and I get left liable for the inadequacy of their fucking capacity.
Limited capacity is how I talk about clients ability to undertake tasks, the herders have no capacity.
Some of them, obviously there are good ones out there but they are under the same award and shit as these numpties.

New why files is about Bigfoot

>>823600
a lousy and highly derivative channel that I only watch while drunk. Beyond creepy is far superior

>>823601
hecklefish should name the jew

>>823602
He is redpilled and based on the Jews.

look at this goofy nigger cat

https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/spencer-leniu-learns-fate-over-alleged-racial-slur-in-las-vegas-seasn-opener/news-story/834e594d8982a1b2f9a65c8d227f7288
I can't believe racism still exists in 2024.

can't leave my computer and go outside, it's like I'm paralyzed

>>823606
Stop fucking around, NEET, and go outside this instant!

Watching GregO eating a hamburger.

>>823608
If only our teenage selves could see us now, they'd be amazed by the extraordinary lives we lead. Amazed.

>>823609
Teenage me would neck itself.

I am eating BEANS

Don’t fuck with a White man’s dog.

>>823612
t. Heinz shill

>>823614
You are delusional.

taxed, wanna go back to bed

>>823616
go back to bed

>>823604
sloppa in the mike.

>>823606
Might watch Black Hawk Down the extended edition

Oh where oh where could my, WEBER be? Teh Lord took him away from me. He's gone to Heaven so I've got to be good, so I can see my Weber when I leave this world.

>>823606
The THOTs in gym cloth will only depress you.

>>823621
garn down to the shops to buy a packet of twisties, I'll look for webby while I'm down theere.

The wicked wings were good today.
Magnificent.
The chips and popcorn chicken too. Outstanding.

Might write my blood type on a bit of tape and put it on my shoes, like Delta force do.

>>823628
I meant to link this post,
>>823535

>>823630
Get it tatted under your tit and inside your bicep

>>823629
Always a good day when the chips are crisp and well seasoned. How many wings?

I don't know my blood type.

>>823634
It's rubbish

>>823633
>How many wings?
10 wings. And I am not gonna lie I could have eaten ten more.

It's thundering.

>>823629
That’s good NEET

>>823529
>micturate

>>823532
Shouldn't be adding boiling water to cobbee anyways, as per instructions. "Hot but not boiling".

>>823536
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E0tZVE5WFZQ [Embed]

>>823541
They gossip about you to other female themindrapists.

>>823543
BrING it!

>>823556
>Starting Wednesday

>>823563
What a lady, what a night!

>>823629
how was the potato and gravy?

Hit the gym before talking nonsense online.

>>823630
I've got a Dan sticker on the bottom of mine.

$33.20 for an 8 day mail hold. Ridiculous.

>>823637
Glad I only bought 6 last night. Even cold straight from fridge they were still crunchy and delicious!

>>823632
Just get a big ol’ DNR on your chest

Had 6 wicked wings for breakfast and started drinking at 11.30am

I want to have a nap, but drank too much coffee because I'm a mong. I need a herder.

>>823624
I see you're still in the denial phase. He's eating Toobs with The Big Fella.

I love webby

Brookvale Tropical Punch Vodka and Nobby's Spicy BBQ Pork Crackling for lunch.

might go and get vaxxed for the coof

>>823653
Sounds gay

>>823653
A well balanced meal.

>>823655
Hateful rhetoric.

Weber isn't real.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/other-industries/pizza-chain-on-the-brink-120-jobs-at-risk/news-story/87a4508d223028db0dceccc88c609599
Never heard of htem.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/beached-fourmetre-great-white-shark-dies-on-beach-in-northern-new-south-wales/news-story/e174cc5628b71880975ae31cf63cc64a
Sucked in, arsehole fish

>>823651
you just love his arse

>>823654
flu? covid?

Is it raining?

Just installed just generic device drivers on my Windows 98 PC.

>>823668
generic more like geriatric

ok, going to start turning my life around starting right now

>>823671
I'm starting tomorrow mording.

If you were really my mates you'd have stopped me from having that white monster this morning. Disappointed. Let down. I need more positive, supportive friends.

>>823673
Not our responsibility.

>>823673
I had two cans of OG Mondster and a can of Mango Loco, and apart from briefly feeling like I might die when I was half way through my schnitzel burger at lunch, it turned out fine.

>>823673
I'm your mate. I drank 2 red bulls this morning. I support you.

Dick Kickem

>>823676
I need you to stop me next time, please. We're a team here. We need teamwork.
>>823674
This neet is not a team player. He is not one of the boys.

Ok, filled out a form I should've filled out weeks ago. At this point I'd normally go and binge on some junk food, but I'm turning my life around so instead I'll go for a walk and listen to some music.

ate half a fruit cake

Back from second wage. Got a half while out.

is he talking about drugs again

>>823682
Fruit cake really gets you off

Still in bed, too taxed to function

Need GregO to weigh some wickid wings to get an approximate price per kilo.

>>823666
duno whatever, I missed out back in 2021

>>823687
Might as well stay there now, get up tomorrow.

>>823669
Lots of ex housing commission places round there.

>>823685
Suicide attempt.

>>823692
>Size 16
That's a big one.

contracted AIDS from the cat again

>>823687
Shame list and wagon today?

>>823687
Bedmaxxed.

>>823693
Nah just another silly old cunt mixing up the accelerator and brake pedals and stomping down even harder when the car doesn’t stop.

>>823654
Suicide attempt.

Forgot to eat fruit or vegies yesterday or today. I can't take care of myself.

There are 131 calories in 1 one wing (38 g) of KFC Australia Wicked Wings. You'd need to walk 36 minutes to burn 131 calories.

>>823701
How many carbs do they list for one?

>>823702
15g each

>>823703
Sorry that’s for 3

>>823700
You need a herder.

>>823700
You need a carer.

>>823701
I'll get someone to drag me along I don't like the idea of walking.

>>823708
Who burps the burper?

>>823584
>bonus
Still sticking with that ruse aye?

corned beef

>>823709
The white has a very slimming effect on you neet.

>>823711
You're just jealous of the special relationship I have with that drive through qt.

debating having dinner or just letting that half a fruit cake be my last meal for the day

>>823713
It's not good for food stains.

>>823587
We call 'em debiscuits aroune here m8

>>823590
Some have expensive hobbies they DO tell us about. Looking at YOU, 10K.

Church was nice

>>823719
That is good to hear NEET. You did well by going.

>>823718
>hobbies
*lifestyle

>>823722
Thanks Dan.

>>823700
Had a smoothie with an apple, berries, spinach and rocket. Really should've had it this morning instead of that white monster.

Up
Showered
Wagon boarded
One day I'm gonna live a more based life than this

>>823707
three cheers for alcoholism.

>>823597
If I ever had a business I'd never employ smokers.

>>823727
I think he's deda again.

>>823727
Only the cool kids stay fresh in Summer.

>>823604
>>823619
Cats are for childless women and/or faggots. Which are you NEET?

>>823731
oooh somebody is about to get tolt

>>823719
Tell me more. What did they talk about?

>>823731
I am a cat in actual.

>>823605
Lol , I'd rather be called a monkey than have the name 'Spencer'.

>>823739
kek

New choof is pretty wild. Pardy hardy 10k

>>823738
Throw us over a ciggie cuz.

>>823655
It's only gay if you nibble on Nobby's nuts!

>>823662
Ohkay?

Don't like the ohkay? poster

Very frustrated with people who don't understand the executive/ managerial/ technical/ functional hierarchy.

In trying to do someone else's job they become liabilities.

>>823745
Nor do I.

>>823725
>Wagon boarded
Good NEET. The wagon is a lot cheaper than all those ubers.

>>823664
Boong detected

>>823736
Handsome young men.

>>823741
Roach it dude.

>>823671
I'll meet you at teh microwave.

>>823675
Not liking the chest pains i've been getting lately.

NEETs these nasty little responses to people that take the form of "oh-kay" or similar are not acceptable and will be removed in future and short bans handed out.
The same goes for "Didn't ask" and similar.
We are cleaning things up around here.

>>823755
UwU big boss is throwing his weight around.

>>823680
>>823683
"Fruit cake?"

"No, I just haven't met the right woman yet"

>>823755
Kek

Stripping them and hosing the NEETs down with the pressure washer.

>>823744
He's the same one that will bother other boards and take pictures posted there and post them here. He's fucked in the head.

>>823759
Make sure to do it in a confined space, or it will spread filth all over the place.

>>823701
Nobody asked

>>823755
Based.

>>823751
The Asian one was not handsome at all. Almost ruined the whole twinktok. Affirmative action strikes again.

>>823754
That doesn't sound very good.

>>823762
That's the beauty of this board, no one needs to ask us stuff for us to post in the first place.

>>823764
I thought they all looked a bit gay to be honest.

>>823768
That is just how the zoomers are.

Watching videos about Golang

>>823770
You just know.

Oh fuck it. Garn KFC.

>>823764
It must be very difficult to be a gaysian. As bad as being a straight Indian

I jumped aboard de telegraph,
And trabbled down de riber,
De lectric fluid magniied,
And killed five hundred nigger.
De bullgine bust, de horse runoff,
I realy thought I'd die;
I shut my eyeto hold my breath,
Susanna, don't you cry.

>>823774
My zinger fillet was dry last time. Undersized too.

>>823755
Wordfilter it!

>>823774
A group giant feast for me please. Aioli sauce, make sure they give you a bucket. And mountain jew for the drink.

>>823776
Would it be any harder than being a straight Asian? I think just being Asian is the problem.

Thinking about Him

Ohkay=You're a nice person

>>823777
That accent, I know it. Swas?

>>823780
>Undersized
The drive through qt could tell something about you.

>>823762
=Thanks mate

>>823763
=weber is a cool dude

>>823785
Is that kind of passive aggression mixed with attention seeking that only gays do, which provokes nothing but disgust from straight people

>>823774
30kg of wicked wings please

>>823775
Good meme

>>823790
I almost replied with oh-kay but Beau might ban me.

>>823791
You couldn't handle that many.

>>823790
They're promiscuous horndogs.

>>823796
>[X]
This is a Dan board.

>>823794
79 wings will need a lot of potato and gravy.

>>823798
A mixing bowl full.

neets do you ever take your mattress outside in the sun to kill off any bacteria?

NEETs of socioeconomic descent

>>823800
No, too unwieldy to do that. Are we meant to?

>>823800
No it is too awkward and heavy.

>>823802
It would all be cold.

>>823802
I might need another NEET to help me finish that off.

Congealed seed oils.

>>823802
100 piece pack thanks.

>>823786
It is how the (now deleted) second verse of Oh! Susanna was written.

>>823804
>awkward and heavy
My exact body type.

had a corned beef sandwich

>>823793
The same reply in the context of goad is welcomed and expected. It would be overly aggressive and topical

>>823799
No shame slurp off.
Leave the hanging on scraps.
No bibs. Excess.

>>823795
>they
I see you

>>823806
I'm not sharing with this neet. I deserve my own full portion.

>>823814
Your a topical goad, ohkay

>>823813
Not bad.

>>823812
Silverside?

night

>>823816
I've been found out.

>>823821
I'll silver your side if you keep that up.

>>823814
I will need this post translated into NEET English please.

>>823822
I'll tuck you in shortly.

>>823822
Sleep tight.

>>823820
Roseanne has gone downhill since she got cancelled.

>>823822
Too early.

>>823810
It's clearly a minstrel song, the second verse would have been sung by a black face chorus.
At that time slaves hadn't race mixed so still had distinct African dialects, this one is sub Saharan, not francophone, this is pre south Africa so I'm saying swasi. It may not be swasi, but it's not Zulu or samali or Congolese so geographically I can't be more than a hundred miles off

>>823812
Silverside.

>>823817
I'm going to lick your wings.

>>823825
I'm not sure what I can do for you neet. Faggotry makes nobody mad but is universally unwelcome. Goad makes everyone mad but is welcome, goad is honest, self aware, healthy.

Final rape

>>823823
You've been found out

NK you boong.

>>823830
Cool. Have you seen this? I can't recall ever hearing any things like that.

>>823830
The musical beat is a polka.

>>823837
>>823830
The colours are different languages but I don't really know anything about most of them, or what they are. I think there's some mix between Swahili and Arabic but haven't heard anyone talk about it, just the trade. Not the language.

Going to feed him basa.

>>823837
Why do you suffer this kind of faggotry, show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

>>823840
Viet?

>>823842
Only the finest Viet sewer basa.

I might try cooking barramundi tomorrow.

>>823837
There are bigger questions in the world.

>>823844
You've got to catch one first.

>>823838
But polka was a fad, despite the beat its clearly a minstrel song. I checked.

I figure a soloist sings the first part, which makes the second part the black face chorus.
It's not just logical, I recognise many African dialects and remember this particular one coming from southern Africa.

>>823843
Couple of fillets thanks.

>>823841
The final frontier. Where no Aryan has been.

>>823845
Go on

>>823847
>fad
It's a 1/2 beat, that's like saying 3/4 waltz was a fad.

One and, Two and, One and..

>>823850
If only we knew.

>>823851
This is a metric board.

>>823854
Heh
I can't measure a waltz

Imagine being named Randall

>>823755
> This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential
Lol, (You) need to overhaul the list of rules ASAP.

>>823856
I knew a Randall. He was an absolute Chad.

>>823857
I like his positioned on taking out the garbage.

>>823851
Point is that its a minstrel song with a polka beat, not a polka song.
>>823849
Maybe it wasn't south America

>>823853
>>823845
Fellas should know all about Hungarian metro already.

might vaccuum up the dead flys from the window frame.

My car insurance payment came out. I bought some mince and now have $8 left. Got five (5) large potatoes and a few kilos of rice. Should be able to afford another 500g of mince. Cenno reporting on Friday. Doable.

Might ask chatgpt to write me cloud based cytube variant that can stream AFL and stick it on github and list it on my resume as cloud/webapp dev experience

hp 67 on tonight

>>823863
You need to buy a fortnight's worth of food on the day your cenno goes in.

>User Pariston lifted a ban on ausneets...

Yes, he certainly is taking out the gabage...

Nothing gonna change. But whatever I'm done on this matter for tonight. Eat your tendies and STFU.

>>823867
or beg cruisey for some foodbux

>>823866
Great. When will HP 111 come out?

>>823865
It might be doable in a few years time.

>>823870
He offered to buy me a packet of Monte Carlos once.

>>823871
It's already out I watched it last year, you need secret channel plus to watch it.

>>823874
>It's already out I watched it last year
😡

>>823873
From the two dollar shop where the use by date says 2021.

>>823874
LOL, he doesn't have the secret channel.

>>823858
All Randy's arr

>>823860
Only took 27 Spaniards who are all half bloods to do it.

>>823877
*secret channel+

Whats on the youtoobs

>>823881
Get on the Nikocado.

>>823881
Edge of seventeen by Stevie
Sweating

>>823853
>>823845
This must be the 5th or 6th time you've posted that shitty vid within the past ~24 hours. I'd usually reply with the classic and much-loved O____? but don't wish to be banned.

>>823885
You continuing to bring that up should count as doing it.

Another huge surge in the price of bitcoin that I have missed

>>823770
I've made similar sounds when ah, 'browsing' Pornhub...

>>823885
I still haven't watched it.

>>823890
Well bantered.

>>823889
One of my ex mates bought $500 worth in about 2008 but lost the wallet after a couple of years and emails.

I worry that sometimes my abruptness and lack of courtesy offends some of the NEETs.

Two doors up from me is laughing at something. I think he must have headphones on. I cant hear anything playing.
Maybe he's just standing out the back laughing at nothing.

>>823895
Go give that taxed NEET a standard.

>>823895
Sometimes people just need to laugh.

>>823896
He can lend my resin pipe and two buds.
Clean it yourself.

Night.

>>823897
It's a kind of goofy deep yokel laugh.

>>823900
Please don't leave.

>>823900
Hope you enjoy /abdl/

>>823904
no need to be a nasty pasty

I like this Bruce poster

Tab closed

>>823909
They don't count as part of Australia, no matter what.

Just let it go.
Board on autopilot.

>>823877
With secret channel+ you can call up to ask them to change the ending if you didn't like it and you can get the actors to wish you a happy birthday.
I got arnold schwarzenegger to sing me happy birthday in the opening scene of terminator 2 when he beats up all the people in the bar, I even made him rape the man after he steals his clothes.

>>823894
I am not going to lie NEET, you are an offensive person. Abrupt too.

>>823899
Good night Pidge. xx

>>823909
Very upsetting.

>>823918
He's already asleep, dreaming of electric boongs.

>>823889
fark, 100,000....I assumed crypto was just crashing and burning after they arrested that jewish guy sam

I left 0.1 bitcoins in a wallet that I no longer have access to. Back then it was worth basically nothing so I deleted it like it was loose change I didn't want to carry around.

>>823911
>>823913
>>823908
>>823904
Do not do this sort of clownposting again please.

I miss taking amphetamines, they gave me the energy to actually do exercise

>>823924
You need to take the vegetable and fruit pill.

>>823924
Pills are not the answer to your problems.

>>823791
App crashed at the drive-thru again. When I reloaded it the dollar wing deal did not even show up. Will not speak of this ever again.

>>823931
Don't you just need to quote your order number to them? I memorise mine.

>>823800
The remark I want to make would get a ban. But it is a proven scientific fact that UV kills (most/some?) bacteria.

>>823856
Imagine being (You). I'd be looking for the nearest train station if that were teh case.

>>823928
I bet this neet isn't even white. Too ill mannered.

>>823889
Fuck bitcoin, all wee need be concerned about is the price of bacon.

The rashers are too damn high!

I was enjoying the clown NEET. Good honk.

Do neets ever have before bed snacks? If so, what?

>>823923
You did nothing about the last 'NEET' who told others to 'KYS. Again nothing changes. There's no point in even reporting such posts as you've already proven to be as useless as a 12-inch cock on an incel.

>>823941
>useless as a 12-inch cock on an incel.
Could have some good wanks. Two handers.

>>823939
I do not eat or drink close to bed time. I do not like having to get up to go to the bathroom.

>>823942
you could self suck, it'd be very useful

Missed what happened between >>823926 and >>823929

>tfw forever wondering...

>>823941
This BO is pretty immature, again I'd like to blame weber for cursing the board with this idiot.

>>823934
A rather nasty remark.

bypassed the mre videos tonight, straight onto the akkadian empire vids

noticing that William Gibson, like the Wachowskis, has female alter egos and is into femdom

>>823949
There seems to be some relationship between creativity and mental illness and sexual perversion.

KFC still owes me 4 bucks. Garn hit up their complaint line.

>>823951
Go for it NEET. They will give you a free voucher.

weber

life is empty without weber

my hole is empty without weber

>>823956
Thank you NEET. o7

Been on the Chicken crimpies and the biscoffs.

Had a shower. Feeling refreshed.

I went to Priceline yesterday and bought some Dr Bronner's soap (Rose scented 237ml $14.95).
I put some in my soap foam dispenser diluted with three parts water and was very happy with the results. It comes out like shaving cream.
It is very pure - no chemical additives. I want to cut as much of that sort of stuff out as possible. Still not sure about whether getting rid of shampoo will be a viable option.
Deodorant is a tricky one too. The aluminium and other crap has worried me for years but I am not sure there is a good alternative.

They say you can wash your hair with just soap - no shampoo or conditioner - but you need to rinse it with apple cider vinegar afterwards. I don't like the sound of that.

>>823960
I wash myself in any puddle I can find.

Horny

A little bit too early to wake up, too early to go back to sleep

>>823931
What about my wings?

>>823964
Iktf been up for over an hour and alarm goes off in 15min.
Might get on the coffee.

>>823956
Thanks o7.

>>823966
honestly, 6.5 hours of good sleep is the best I can expect these days

>>823969
Not a comfy post

>>823970
What are we going to do about the nigger problem?

>>823971
Ask Pete

>>823964
>>823966
Morning early birds.

Good morning Weber.

Good morning gentlemen

>>823974
What is good about it?

>>823976
A gentle reminder of the word 'matutolypea': grumpiness or downheartedness first thing in the morning.
Based on Latin and Greek, literally 'morning grief', or 'sorrow of the dawn'.

>>823975
let's ride

Watching first episode of the new Shogun. It's like a more ostentatious version of the old. They display more from the details of clothing and such.
I do not like the visuals of Osaka castle when they show it from the distance. Crappy CGI and reminds me or the similarly cheap looks of the castles/towns in the Witcher telly show.

Fuck, forgot the badge.
On the other hand I can tell, I lolled at the appearance of Richard Alpert/Ricardus from Lost.