I went to the supermarket on the way home and the old chook remembered me from last time because I paid in cash, and she made a big fuss about it like I was being deliberately eccentric. This time she waved me away with some irritation from the card only self serve, even though I intended to buy my potatoes and cauliflower with the card.

Now I have to go to the other supermarket in the ghetto mall just so I can buy my crackers anonymously. I'm going to lose weight over this, no small thing for a 67Kilo skelly.