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NEET General #818 - Date Rape Edition NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No. 831591
Have you ever had your choof spiked by a bussy bandit?

Old Thread: >>830630


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.831618 del
SA BEST A


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.831624 del
How does he do it?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.831627 del
>>831624
About 1/3 of the board is in best A so it isn't all that surprising really.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.831638 del
cooking up a multi
carn port


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.831639 del
I'm an absolute fucking disgrace today, have accomplished nothing


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.831640 del
>>831639
not just today


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.831641 del
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>>831639
We were born to be soldiers, something greater than the peasant.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.831642 del
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>>831641
NEETs on patrol.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.831643 del
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>>831642
>NEETs on patrol.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.831644 del
https://sahistoryhub.history.sa.gov.au/things/hmcs-protector
looked this up because some cunt down the road has one of its life preservers on the wall of his house


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.831645 del


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.831646 del
>>831644
Very interesting. Never heard about the Russians here


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.831647 del
Watching GregO eating a catdog roll


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NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.831649 del
>>831647
Can't watch Grego unless I've already eaten or eating as watching him makes me hungry.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.831650 del
gego


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.831651 del
wholemeal bread


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.831652 del
sausage sizzle for dinner


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.831653 del
>>831652
how many sosigs


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.831654 del
>>831653
just 2 each


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.831655 del
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>>831649
I had a caramel drumstick and two melting moments.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.831656 del
>>831654
pathetic


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.831657 del
New Spanian video out.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.831658 del
>>831656
had big lunch


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.831659 del
>>831656
Ruined a perfectly good lamb shank, stupid kebab recipe


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.831660 del
might do it


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.831661 del
>>831659
???????


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.831662 del
Weber is going to fix Australia's youth crime statistics.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.831663 del
>>831662
I could certainly fix recidivism.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.831664 del
>>831661
Muslim recipe, tough spicy lamb in oily flavourless water. Should have made tangine


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.831665 del
>>831663
>recidivism
Big word neet


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.831666 del
>>831664
I just don't get the relation to my post, but better luck with it next time. Almadumalahdamalah or whatever your people say.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.831667 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N4Db0oYKXvw [Embed]


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.831668 del
>>831655
>caramel drumstick
you deserve a full box mate


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.831669 del
french cheesecake for pudding


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.831670 del
I am webers catch. Still swimming


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.831671 del
>>831670
Watch out for the prop


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.831672 del
>>831669
Save a slice for me please.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.831673 del


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.831674 del
Come on adelaide!


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.831675 del
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NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.831676 del
The multi is looking so good!


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.831677 del
>>831676
Don't count your boongs until they have turned black.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.831678 del
The multi is absolutely pingin, carn port!


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.831679 del
>>831676
Big return?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.831680 del
>>831679
$56 off $15. Just need 3 more disposals from Bolton


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.831681 del
>>831680
Early payout status?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.831682 del
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What are some legal stimulants you can get that are fun and won't show up on a work drug test?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.831683 del
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Joker (2019) will be on in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.831684 del
>>831683
I hope Weber has the face paint ready in time.
We rehearsed the staircase dance together.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.831685 del
>>831681
No cashout available on this one, not sure why


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.831686 del
Why was Weber wearing the fish shirt if he won't even be going fishing?
Why did he even pack it?
Where are my King George Whiting?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.831687 del
>>831686
I brought them here to leave in the cupboard.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.831688 del
Forever waiting for a fish


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.831689 del
>>831687
When are you going fishing in the kayak?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.831690 del
Sent the footy stream to a mate, opened it on his phone and now can't login to his facebook account 😣😣


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.831691 del
>>831689
In a couple of weeks. I had too much to do this weekend with her things and also stuff I had to do.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.831692 del
>>831690
good job


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.831693 del
>>831690
You could have sent him the link here. It won't be too long until we have our own footy stream.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.831694 del
>>831693
Fuck off


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.831695 del


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.831696 del
>>831694
Rude and aggressive.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.831697 del
>>831682
Caffeine.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.831698 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_ElORM9O-0U [Embed]
>tfw


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.831699 del
1 more disposal from Bolton and we're sweet


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.831700 del
>>831694
Rude and aggressive and caffeine.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.831701 del
Is nuro okay?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.831702 del


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.831703 del
The multi is secure! 7 more minutes!


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.831704 del
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NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.831705 del
>>831698
I'm the clown in that.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.831706 del
>>831701
We haven't had a beach picture or any picture this weekend either.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.831707 del
>>831706
He's on the chems


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.831708 del
>>831703
You should celebrate and come enjoy the moofie with the NEETs.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.831709 del
>>831707
Why haven't they updated us?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.831710 del
>>831704
I think she's jewish so I don't like her


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.831711 del
>>831710
m8, Rachael Weisz, Nigella Lawson, Alison Brie, Eva Green etc. This is very much a Jewish board.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.831712 del
>>831707
Actual chems too, not just the usual housewife pills from dr pajeet.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.831713 del


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.831714 del


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.831715 del
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You're like a matroishka doll of degeneracy, cruisey. Every time you post your adventures knocking one out i am amazed at the ever deepening levels of putrid self pollution you exhibit. I am wondering how long it is before your tranny or furry or both shell is exposed. But I'm your friend and I would help you escape this downward spiral of self loathing dispair. I'd find a special place for (You) in one of the new Reintergration and Hope institutions, a place for society's no-win cases where they can find their freedom from themselves through hard work. I'd maybe put you in a program where you could benefit the community through your daily efforts, perhaps in the laundry, in the steam press dungeons were you'd be comfy and warm. Naturally we'd have to make sure you werent backsliding with regular checks of your personal items and a search of your spartan but adequate quarters. I'd personally attend your weekly inspections and check your basic model phone for 60x60 pixel boong porn images (I dont know why we got ones with this feature, I think we couldnt viably source dumber models, or maybe its to trap you, to see weather you'd ever be appropriate for release back on the streets) and when I inevitably caught you with such vile contrabrand, or gambling chits, or tobacco or caffiene, It'd unfortunately mean I'd have to institute escalating pecuniary incentives starting with a downgrade to the basic diet, on a smaller segmented metal tray at meal times, then for the second offence I'd find a new cell for you, one a little more humble with less glass on the tiny barred skylight and a thinner blanket, just to encourage you to be more elemental. For a third strike I'd take no pleasure in recommending to the higher ups that you undergo a birching. Your experience would be a chance for you to help your peers to do the right thing by direct example, i.e. on stage during a special assembly. Yes my friend we would make a great pair, in the labor camps. You as the shaven haired, slim and sallow little dude with the pink dot uniform, doing your monastic thing in your little room, with your little meals with your regular penance through the willow canes. And me, as your ever watchful and fair mentor. I'd save you cruise dog and I'm your only hope.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.831716 del
Tiffin needs to be taken out the back and shot.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.831717 del
>>831715
Thicc. What an honour too.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.831718 del
+$56.25


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.831719 del
I turned on the tap and no water came out.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.831720 del
>>831718
See (You) soon!


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.831721 del
>>831718
I recommend one liter of Houndstooth.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.831722 del
>>831719
Still thirsty?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.831723 del
>>831715
Good post.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.831724 del
>>831722
Yeah, not going to the bottleo though. Too lazy.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.831725 del
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Ready.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.831726 del
Unfortunately I don't read long posts any more due to AI


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.831727 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qym1xoRqGpc [Embed]


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.831728 del
>>831726
ChatGPT summarised it as:
>Your behavior concerns me deeply, but as a friend, I'd guide you towards rehabilitation. In a supportive environment, like the Reintegration and Hope institutions, we'd work on your self-improvement through labor and discipline. I'd oversee your progress, ensuring compliance and offering guidance for a better future.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.831729 del
>>831726
With a bit more spacing it would read nicely.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.831730 del
>>831715
Wew, lost breath reading it several times. What a post.
In need of a severe birching. Atonement is only through suffering. Bring on the penance. Deacon Tiff.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.831731 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's on: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.831732 del
Very concerned by Tiffin's Fritzl-esque posting towards Cruise-dog.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.831733 del
Tiffo is based. Its what Cruisey needs to hear.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.831734 del
I still think Tessa Violet looks like Edward Norton and I am disturbed by this as I am attracted to her.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.831735 del
the fuhrer loves a nice dog


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.831736 del
>>831734
Don't be tessa has bigger eyes. Muchly different


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.831737 del
>>831643
I like zztop.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.831738 del
>>831737
You're a sharp dressed man.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.831739 del
>>831682
You're the reason drug testing exists you dumb fuck


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.831740 del
Sometimes when someone asks me how I'm going I just freeze up and don't offer a reply.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.831741 del
>>831738
I even like the chicken if the sauce is not too blue.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.831742 del
>>831740
Sometimes I entertain myself by replying something unusual, or going into explaining how I actually am. Often the second case to teach them not to ask when they don't actually mean it.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.831743 del
>>831735
He did.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.831744 del
How's it going Shibs?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.831745 del
Gone to bed. Have to get up at 4.30am


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.831746 del
>>831744
From left to right, from right to left.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.831747 del
Pulling into the city. Going to deadlift and overhead press tonight. Working on my chin ups more. Hopefully no hot goths to distract me.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.831748 del
>>831745
Sleep tight.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.831749 del
>haven't exercised again today


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.831750 del
might have an aspirin to head off any heart attacks


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.831751 del
>>831749
You don't need it.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.831752 del
>>831749
It isn't too late. Listen to some music and go for a walk.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.831753 del
>>831750
Don't forget the carrot salads, coconut oil and coke.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.831754 del
Yeah so she called me "fatuous" just because I didn't take myself seriously and couldn't go through all the psych bullshit and talk about my "trauma" and keep a straight face.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.831755 del
>>831754
Kek. Never heard that word before.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.831756 del
>>831755
She was a nasty piece of work.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.831757 del
>>831754
If you need to talk to someone. We are here for you. Some NEETs take this very seriously and write good paragraphs about the support they can offer others.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.831758 del
>>831754
Women are worthless as psychs - they experience everything as personal and subjective. Next time only see male psychs or don't bother.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.831759 del
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Trackies and goon, fuck yeah I am chillin like a villain


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.831760 del
sorry i clicked on spoiler but this gay website doesn't work


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.831761 del
>>831758
>male psychs
It wasn't an option. I had a 6 month wait for this bitch as it was.
She went on leave without giving a reason afterwards and it took weeks to try and get the cursed report to my GP.
I had to wait months more for a different psych to do the follow-up. Another woman. Less unpleasant.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.831762 del
Night.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.831763 del
>>831762
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.831764 del
I have vowed I am never going to see a doctor or go to hospital unless I am literally dying, and even that will depend on the context.
I might just choose to die.
Too many bad experiences with them all. Fuck them. I will never be under their power ever again. I vow it.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.831765 del
>>831764
Good. I vow the same. They are all grifters and cunts. Obviously, psych mongs are the most evil.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.831766 del
The secret of good vegetarian food is having someone who actually wants to eat vegetables make it, rather than someone who wishes it were meat, or someone banned from eating meat.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.831767 del
>>831764
Find the root of the problem, find doctors who aren't fags


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.831768 del
Smacked the barbell against my knee like a mong while deadlifting.
JUST


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.831769 del
>>831768
You will be okay NEET. Push through it.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.831770 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NlNyPqa33uk [Embed]
Get after it


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.831771 del
So fucking keen for trackie weather


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.831772 del
Grey trackies for bulge exhibitionism. Full outline. Obscene.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.831773 del
>>831772
Yes and Mum got me a flannelette jacket so I look like a proper TAB regular


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.831774 del
>>831773
classy


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>>831772
Women can't resist a man in a tight trackie


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.831776 del
>want the neets to do a group dance of the joker stair dance to gary glitter


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.831777 del
Q&A is doing a panel on immigration tomorrow


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.831778 del
>>831777
any neets participating?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.831779 del
>>831777
>Q&A
I haven't been able to watch it in years. Gets me too angry.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.831780 del
>>831778
It needs Monk to burst into the studio on his chariot, dealing out death left and right.


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NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.831782 del
>>831779
Me either but I might actually go to the cinema and buy some of their reheated popcorn just for this occasion


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.831783 del
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Desiring horses and yurts


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.831784 del
16 beans and bolegnese feedpacks into the freezer


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.831785 del
Monk would spend his whole time in his yurt alone drinking fermented mare's milk.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.831786 del
>>831784
Well done NEET. Add some meat when you use them.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.831787 del
>>831784
Well beaned


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.831788 del
Made BEAN tofu, going to do something interesting with it


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.831789 del
>>831785
I would have a harem of flat bum mongolians and you would be jealous of my raw milk and carrots


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.831790 del
>>831786
>>831787
the bolognese sauce has mince in it
Neet feedstocks have been replenished.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.831791 del
>>831790
You've done well NEET. You will survive the coming winter where lesser NEETs will perish..


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.831792 del
I went to Coles earlier today for a $7 a kilo pork roast but they were all out. The shelves were BARE. I was quite upset.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.831793 del
>>831792
many neets have been buying them up to make feedpacks


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.831794 del
>>831789
>a harem of flat bum mongolians
Not on a Centrelink dowry you wouldn't.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.831795 del
>>831794
I've got assets to burn. A 90s range rover for one. Pretty sure mongolian chariot pissheads would like that


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Ralph Lauren Nationalism


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.831797 del
The girl at the KFC payment window was acting all girly. Very soft voice, I could barely hear her.
She acted all helpless when I asked for a receipt, eventually it turned out she didn't know how to change the roll of paper. "Its broken," she whispered.
She just wanted me to go away but couldn't say it she just stood there simpering. Didn't say anything more. She was like one of those Japanese anime girls who put their hands over their mouths all the time.
It was very annoying. No it was not sexy.
I just drove to the next window. No receipt. You need a receipt from them because they fuck your order up so often or the quality is so bad you need the receipt number to effectively complain.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.831798 del
>>831796
I will give you the benefit of the doubt and presume the one in the middle would be your wife.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.831799 del
>>831794
you'd be surprised how far $1200 a fortnight can go in some third world countries


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.831800 del
>>831796
They do some good polos.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.831801 del
Was thinking about how good the early days of reality TV were. Back before it all became too fake.
It used to be 80% real, 20% fake. Now it is the other way round.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.831802 del
I like simon whistler, but i hate him


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.831803 del
>>831798
😒

>>831799
JobSeeker is $722 a fortnight


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.831804 del
What are the odds Nuro has "accidentally" taken another dose of meth?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.831805 del
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>>831802
>simon whistler
I don't know who it is but this came up when I googled him. It says enough. Tab closed.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.831806 del
Watching this 1999 Hunter x Hunter anime in the original Japanese language. It is interesting to see which English words they have adopted. More than I would have expected. They pronounce them terribly though.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.831807 del
>>831804
Heh. The idea you could 'accidentally' smoke meth is farcical too. You have to basically boil it in the bowl of the pipe. Putting ice in your durry would likely mean it just falls out with little intoxication. Staying up for days like he said is just a meme
t. meth enjoyer


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.831808 del
>>831807
The staying up for days thing is very widely attested to.
You would need a strong dose though.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.831809 del
Chemsex rave at the workshop. Luckily the bedroom can just be hosed down with the extendable showerhead after.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.831810 del
>>831804
He has been worried about money for a bit so it wouldn't surprise me if he got stressed and smoked some meth.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.831811 del
>>831809
Maybe they bang over the drain so any shit that leaks out goes straight down the drain.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.831812 del
>>831808
If you smoke it deliberately and consistently yes. If you puff it for 2 seconds you'd be asleep by midnight
Noomo is larping as a druggie for some reason, like usual


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.831813 del
>>831812
He thinks it makes him cool. His brain is still in Year 10. He is still doing skids at the skate park, although he got too lazy to pedal his bike.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.831814 del
>>831797
Sounds a bit hot


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.831815 del


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.831816 del
I wish the Mike Lando had some sort of volume control on all the beeping.
I feel like the neighbours can hear when I have something cooking and I don't like it.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.831817 del
>>831815
I thought that was Mishima at first. They all look alike to me.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.831818 del
I've eaten 18 oaty slices tonight. Three boxes.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.831819 del
Had nice dreams for once, probably because I was drinking. Now I’ve woken up at 3 am and can’t sleep


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.831820 del
Woken at 10pm (alarm set to turn something off), 1am (scam text), 1.41am (scam text), 3am (piss). Got dressed at 4.15am to drive home.
Harrumph!


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.831821 del
>>831820
Good drive home?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.831822 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.831823 del
might buy a bidet today and use it to pleasure myself


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.831824 del
>>831820
Mrogalin. Drive safely. Least you'll miss the morning peak hour.
Do you stay on south road?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.831825 del
New week. Unlimited potential. Every opportunity to really make a change.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.831826 del
>>831825
This is gonna be the day that you finally get your shit together neet. I can feel it.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.831827 del
>>831826
I started having a wank but too lazy.
I'm loosing enthusiasm.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.831828 del
>>831821
Got home about 10 minutes ago. It was okay. Doing a poo.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.831829 del
>>831824
Victor Harbor Rd, Southern Expressway, South Road, North South Motorway, Port River Expressway, Salisbury Highway.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.831830 del
Need to get the Corvette out of storage for an oil change at 8. Lawn guy is mowing at 9 or 9.30.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.831831 del
will putin do something cool in response to that concert massacre, like drop a nuke on syria to teach the arabs a lesson?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.831832 del
>>831831
He should drop MOABs on Ukraine and Poland.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.831833 del
>>831825
Sounds do-able.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.831834 del
>>831828
>>831830
You'll be whizzing around.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.831835 del
Good morning, how's your penis this morning?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.831836 del
why is squatting suddenly all over the news?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.831837 del
>>831836
Good for your glutes.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.831838 del
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>>831836
>squatting
For some it's a way of life in designated streets.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.831839 del


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.831840 del
>>831839
Only a billion more to go.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.831841 del
Weber is the Lord of our Rings.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.831843 del
Hopefully that has cleared the backlog.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.831844 del
>>831843
Big coffee?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.831845 del
feeling fucked up today neets, just gonna spend it lying around watching videos and eating chocolate. Might watch a bit of dune part one while eating popcorn


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 21:36 [Preview] No.831846 del
>>831844
It was a mug.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.831847 del
time to revenge


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.831848 del
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NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.831849 del
I am going to go get a kebab at 10 am


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 21:59 [Preview] No.831850 del
>>831849
Several years ago you brought justice to a scary criminal clown neighbour and destroyed his house.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.831851 del
>>831849
lamb or chicken?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.831852 del
>>831851
Lamb.
>>831850
Lol wut?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.831853 del
Finally back home waiting and waiting for the lawn guy.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.831854 del
>>831853
Good progress NEET.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.831855 del
>>831591
Not yet.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.831856 del
>>831853
How was traffic?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.831857 del
Woke up again.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.831858 del
>>831856
Around Lizbef? About normal for that time of day.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.831859 del
thinking of getting a kebab in solidarity with kebab neet, but I don't think kebab places open around here until lunch time


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 23:00 [Preview] No.831860 del
>>831859
I’ve been awake and waiting to eat since 3am this kebab is going to be so worth it.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.831861 del
>>831859
Grab me a chicken one please.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 23:10 [Preview] No.831862 del
>>831861
I'm just getting you a small one neet. You've been packing on the kilos lately, and it's time you did something about it.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.831863 del
>>831862
>You've been packing on the kilos lately
I'll have a large too please.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.831864 del
I hacked into my laptop this morning.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.831865 del
>>831864
Did you steal all your own boong porn?


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.831866 del
>>831864
Weber is going to backtrace you.
Run and hide, NEET. Run and hide.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.831867 del
>>831866
Good luck I’m behind 7 proxies


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 23:49 [Preview] No.831868 del
>>831866
I won't need to run from him, I'll just walk up some stairs.


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 23:49 [Preview] No.831869 del
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NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.831870 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:00 [Preview] No.831871 del
>>831858
I meant southern expressway and south Rd with people coming to the city for work


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.831872 del
>>831859
I might get one too.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.831873 del
>>831861
That's a shwarma, not a yiros.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.831874 del
>>831873
Your a shwarma.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.831875 del
>>831865
Save some 60x60 pixel ones for when we get admitted to tiff's sanctuary.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.831876 del
>>831871
There was a fair bit of traffic. Still took the best part of an hour and a half to get home.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.831877 del
>>831875
Don't let on but we will turn his sanctuary into the NEET commune by stealth, the debauchery will be endless.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.831878 del
>>831876
That's a good run. It's taken me oven 2hrs before (going there) because of traffic on the south Rd bit.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:12 [Preview] No.831879 del
>>831877
I'm sure this is his whole angle. He can live the seedy boong life and say it was us that did it.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.831880 del
>>831878
Yeah Friday afternoon setting out at 3pm takes the best part of 2.5 hours.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.831881 del
>>831870
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.831882 del
(1.72 MB 576x1024 gHStVGIe.mp4)


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.831883 del
>>831882
He looks terrible. Just doing a parody of a woman now. Offensive.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.831884 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.831885 del
I had another go at that wart. I pulled out a weird column of flesh and now it is bleeding heaps. I think i got part of the root.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.831886 del
It just keeps bleeding.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.831887 del
Get the other bits of the root out.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.831888 del
>>831886
You're going to spread the virus


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.831889 del
>>831888
He's a fungi


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.831890 del
>>831886
Goodbye neet.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.831891 del
>>831885
Horrifying.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.831892 del
I fucking hate the Ottomans. Shame the Eastern Roman Empire were a bunch of cocksmokers that just backed whoever wasn't the Sultan instead of wiping them out. Vassal states are a joke.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.831893 del
Got a McCripsy thinking about that NEET's multi-win last night.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.831894 del
>>831882
Poor fella.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.831895 del
>>831893
Is it as good as a zinger burger?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.831896 del
I got about half the root out. There is another column in there. Going to have another go at it later. Worried that if I want like this I'll get one on my BWC.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.831897 del
>imagining HGR customers showing up


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.831898 del
>>831895
Different burgers, as the McCrispy has no spice.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.831899 del
>>831896
Ribbed.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.831900 del
>>831897
Holding his hand?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.831901 del
>>831896
Wash your hands well with soap after touching it. Cover it with tape.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.831902 del
If I got a wart on my finger I would just do the Dim Mak on it.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.831903 del
>>831898
but the spice must flow?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:48 [Preview] No.831904 del
>>831898
Is it as good as the original fillet burger?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.831905 del
>>831903
My arse needs slop.

>>831904
I like the bun more with the McCrispy. The chicken is cooked better in the McCrispy, but McCrispy has a poorer construction.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.831906 del
Dumb NEETs. Can’t even spell chiggen.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.831907 del
Big hedge trimming operation going on over the street.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.831908 del
Lamb kebab down the hatch. It was delicious.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.831909 del
>>831907
Lady has mad bush


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.831910 del
>>831905
I think I tried the mccrispy and it was terrible and soggy


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.831911 del
I rubbed some hand sanitiser on it.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:00 [Preview] No.831912 del
>>831910
It varies like the original fillet burger store-to-store. I have a terrible dry McCrispy once.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:00 [Preview] No.831913 del
>>831911
Why didn't you go see Dr Sir at a bulk billing clinic?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.831914 del
>>831908
I expected a photo. You can't tell us multiple times then not give up the goods.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.831915 del
>>831911
Bernadine and a cloth. Savlon will do.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.831916 del
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NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.831917 del
Getting hungry. Might a pie.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.831918 del
Contemplating taking my clothes off and having a masturbate.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.831919 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.831920 del
might binge on some chips and chocolate for lunch, my diet can start this afternoon


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.831921 del
Unhealthy food choices being made.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.831922 del
got back from the doctors, none of the coofers there are wearing masks anymore


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.831923 del
>>831921
I had a salad sandich


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.831924 del
ffs downloaded the wrong episode of freiren - doesn't matter, gonna binge eat anyway


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.831925 del
>>831915
>Bernadine and a cloth
Sounds like one of Cruisey's tugs.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.831926 del
The other kebab was a real one. Just ate two of these bad boys


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.831927 del
The hedge trimming operation is not going well. they need better equipment.
You can't trim 20m of thick hedge while up a ladder using some cheapo electric hedge trimmer.
They have been there hours and made very little progress.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.831928 del
>>831926
>burnt
>sauceless
NEET are you trying to provoke me?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.831929 del
>>831926
Two please.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.831930 del
>>831927
Depends if they are getting paid by the hour or not.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.831931 del
>>831930
I don't think they are professionals. Looks like some sort of family members situation. Bitten off more than they can chew.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.831932 del
McSqueezy


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 02:35 [Preview] No.831933 del
Done nothing and I'm exhausted from all the effort.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.831934 del
>>831928
Yes did it work?
>>831929
In the mail to you’res


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.831935 del
>>831933
Time for a goon and or wank


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.831936 del
Fifty bucks to last the week. NGMI.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.831937 del
>>831936
FFS MOnk


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.831938 del
>>831936
Four boxes of golden oak. You can manage if you ration tightly.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.831939 del
Heading home early for want of food and sleep. Severely woed.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.831940 del
>>831936
buy some aldi instant noodles


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.831941 del
>>831933
same exact thing here - do you think it's some sort of virus going around?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.831942 del
He's up a ladder using a big heavy old whipper snipper on the hedge now.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.831943 del
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Neets, Easter is next week and womboflix will be showing an Easter themed movie, but I haven't decided what yet. I invite your suggestions.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.831944 del
>>831932
Don't get stabbed.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.831945 del
>>831943
>an Easter themed movie
I vote for the passion of the Christ.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.831946 del
>>831945
We had that last year neet


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.831947 del
>>831946
My memory is shot.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.831948 del
>>831944
I do the stabbing.
Got two sushi rolls and had a gasbag with a lady about how some other bitch was having a go at the first lady's grandkids.
Also had a grape drank.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.831949 del
>>831942
lol, this is not going to end well.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.831950 del
>>831947
lay off the choof mate


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.831951 del
>>831944
Where is he?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.831952 del
>>831882
Sad that a supposed adult is acting the way he is.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.831953 del
>>831951
He just doesn't want me to use his shithouse there.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.831954 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XuMukG3sMH4 [Embed]


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.831955 del
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NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.831957 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.831958 del
>>831943
The Willam Defoe one where he is Nordy Jesus.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.831959 del
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NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.831960 del
might go get a hair cut
or two


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.831961 del
Pube trim?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.831962 del
>>831961
Perhaps.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.831963 del
>>831925
Warty hands do too.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.831964 del
>>831963
imagine the hpv


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.831965 del
Any Multis cooking tonight?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.831966 del
>>831942
They better not charge by the hour


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.831967 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.831968 del
>>831942
They better not change by the hour


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.831969 del
Knock on the door. I heard it, dog didn't. Scared.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.831970 del
have to drive to modbury
hate to drive to modbury


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.831971 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.831972 del
weber


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.831973 del
>>831971
davo and cruisey keep buying the things I need at the lizbef and munno para


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.831974 del
>>831973
you're a celebrity and you want to do some karate black belt moves on someone?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.831975 del
Someone is talking shit about Björk.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.831976 del
>>831974
no i just have to go to a store where they have stock


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.831977 del
>>831976
don't break too many necks while you're there kung fu master weber *kapow!*


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.831978 del
>>831975
what a bjërk


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.831979 del
>>831978
poorly bantered


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.831980 del
>>831979
I'm sure it got at least one titter, perhaps even a chortle.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.831981 del
Pilled out of his peanut!


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.831982 del
The umlaut over a vowel is called diarrhoeasis


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.831983 del
>>831982
You have diarrhea.


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NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.831985 del
>>831983
Cruisey does. He poos on the seat.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.831986 del
>>831984
> [Japan]


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.831987 del
rewatching prometheus - they should've gotten ridley scott to make dune back in 2012, he does excellent visuals and sound, he's just a shit storyteller and with frank herbert's plot pre-written for him there's no way he could fuck it up


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.831988 del
did we ever find out why bjork looks like she's half gook?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.831989 del
>>831987
>frank herbert's plot
spanning something like 9 volumes and 500,000 pages?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.831990 del
>>831970
Get my a Baa Baa boig from grilld and a honey milkshake from the golden north shop please.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.831991 del
>>831990
no I don't think I will


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.831992 del
>>831989
The first novel has a fairly tight plot. They should've just stuck with that.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.831993 del
>>831991
You'll get two of each instead?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.831994 del
>>831989
i meant the first book, obviously, before the drugs had fried his brains


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.831995 del
bjork was on before ratm at teh big day out in adelaide in 2007 and it was just unintelligible noise


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.831997 del
(5.69 MB 720x1280 Shoot Like a Girl!.mp4)


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.831998 del
>>831997
They call that Single Action here, and I can't stand the LARP aspect of it. They all dress up like seppo cowboys in period costume and use made up names.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.831999 del
Risen
Gooning again
Listening to Marilyn Manson and thinking about murder


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.832000 del
>>831998
>use made up names
The name's Fartbox de la Crumpet *twirls moustache*


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.832001 del
>>831977
He will be known as The Arrow Catcher NEET


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.832002 del
>>831998
You're jealous.


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NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:01 [Preview] No.832004 del
>>831988
Finnigol koreaboo wars.


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NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.832006 del
boiling 1kg of 3 star mince for dinner


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.832007 del
>>831998
>made up names


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.832008 del
>>832007
i'm going to crush your olives


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.832009 del
we should all start our own youtubes and collaborate videogame videos


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.832010 del
>>831991
Can you get me a chicken burger with the lot in the deal from the chicken shop on the corner of grand junction and north east Rd, in that shop with the IGA and the barnacle bills instead please. I'd like a solo as the drink.
Best chips there.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.832011 del
>>832006
>boiling
>mince


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.832012 del
>>832006
>boiling
Slow cooked spaghetti NEET?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.832013 del
>>832007
It is reasonable of her to not use her real name online.


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NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.832015 del
>>832012
No, that was me. I've done my third batch. I've worked out how to do it properly now.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.832016 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.832017 del
Keen as for Q&A tonight. I'm finna chimp for real


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.832018 del
70% dark chocolate


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.832019 del
an animated ausneets could be an adult swim show


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.832020 del
>>832008
Cold pressed?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.832021 del
>>832015
So, in a normal pot?
Reverse engineering pasta.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.832022 del
eagerly awaiting the great white chimpout


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.832023 del
>>832021
No, still in the slow cooker. I've just got the timing worked out. It only needs two hours on high or four hours on low.


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NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.832026 del
>>832023
And when do you put in the pasta?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.832027 del
>>832026
The first and third time I put it in at the start, the second time I put it on high for an hour, added the pasta and gave it another hour. Not sure which is better. They appear about the same. I like only needing to spend 20 minutes every three days cooking. It saves time so I can waste it on the internet.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.832029 del
>>832017
>chimp for real
What are you going to do?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.832030 del
I am still in love with Tessa Violet.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.832031 del
>>832027
I am sure it is good NEET. Ignore the haters. Their minds are not open to new methods and techniques. They slammed my Mike Lando paper towel methods too.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.832032 del
>>832030
You should ask her out.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.832033 del
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.832034 del
>>832033
You're back?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.832035 del
>>832033
>GO AWAY
Please do.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.832036 del
>>832033
Not based.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.832038 del
I got the other root of the wart out. What is the danger of touching the column bits? Do they spread?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.832039 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.832040 del
>>832039
I'm scared to wank now.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.832041 del
>>832038
>>832040
Finger your bum hole to close the gape.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.832042 del
>>832029
Racism and harassment on twitter dot com


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.832043 del
Weber showed me a kung fu trick where you wait for your opponent to throw a punch and then you turn around, bend over and cough so their fist goes up your arse and your sphincter shatters their wrist.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.832044 del
>>832042
>on twitter


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.832046 del
I find the art style for Frieren to be a bit ugly.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.832047 del
>>832045
Big day at the office, Boss Man?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.832048 del
pork isn't red meat


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.832049 del
house music and carrot salad


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.832050 del
vegetable club


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.832051 del
>>832049
>carrot salad
Peaty.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.832052 del
I'm leaking precum.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.832053 del
>>831999
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.832054 del
>>832052
Put the plug in.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.832055 del
>>832017
>Has the great housing dream become a nightmare? Supply is falling behind demand, inflating a red-hot market. How do we boost affordability and accelerate construction? Are we ready for the big shifts coming to our suburbs?

Pass


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.832056 del
I rape therefore you gape.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.832057 del
>>832043
Deadly.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.832058 del
>>832056
You haven't got the girth.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.832059 del
>>832048
Grey meat.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.832060 del
>>831801
First ep of the new season of I'm A Celeb Get Me Outta Here last night was pretty good ngl.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.832061 del
>>831835
Lonely, unwashed ands stinky.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.832062 del
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Why do Indians keep drowning at the beach lol


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.832063 del
>>831893
I got a McStiffy thinking about it.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.832064 del
>>832062
wait...if ned kelly was irish, how could he be white?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.832065 del
>>831924
NEET, every episode of freiren is wrong. Just stop watching it.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.832066 del
Watched Oppenheimer. Lots of Jews.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.832067 del
>>832062
They need signs in their poo language to understand the dangers. It's hard to drown in the Ganges because all the poo floats them back up.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.832068 del
>>832066
Tab status?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.832069 del
"Sousou no Frieren" is not just a manga; it's a profound meditation on life itself. It challenges us to consider what it means to truly live, love, and let go. The storytelling is rich and immersive, the characters are unforgettable, and the themes are universally relatable.
Anime is gay.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.832071 del
>>832062
Not a comfy post


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.832072 del
>>831943
Die Hard


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.832073 del
>>832070
Thriving.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.832074 del
Matt just delivered my new poo seat,the hole in the middle is a lot bigger for my executive bottom, will put it on tomorrow.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.832075 del
>>832074
Executive rated?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.832077 del
>>832075
Yes, it is a lot thicker and sturdier than the cheap ones.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.832078 del
>>831996
Customers with pet allergies?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.832079 del
>>832013
They use made up names to address each other during the match and around the club.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.832080 del
Got the hair cut. Waited forever while a bunch of wogs got their stupid wog haircuts.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.832081 del
>>832080
Lookin spiffy?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.832082 del
>>832081
Just a number 1 and the ear and neck edges cleaned up. Shaved my eyebrows and ears like a grandpa.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.832083 del
>>832070
Not gonna lie that is like twice the size of the one I ate.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.832084 del
>>832069
>Anime is gay.
Sorry neet but you are outnumbered by us weabs now


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.832085 del
wee abbos


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.832086 del
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Don't forget tonights penumbral eclipse.
>t will peak at 7.03pm tonight in Sydney and at 7.29pm in Melbourne


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.832087 del
Drank three litres of milk. Power level rising


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.832088 del
>>832087
Are you a babby cow?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.832089 del
>>832087
You did not drink that much


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.832090 del
>>832087
an imperial gallon is 4.x isn't it?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.832091 del
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NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.832092 del
>>831987
Michael fassenmbender steals the show as the uber ss nazi android. its a pity he's too old to continue in the franchise. They need a fresh faced blonde for the next ones, no homo.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.832093 del
>>832033
The god of rain hates you.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.832094 del
>>832092
Don't like that guy for some reason. Whatever the bloke equivalent of 'the ick' is.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.832095 del
>>832048
Don't listen to the food shills


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.832096 del
I went to the supermarket on the way home and the old chook remembered me from last time because I paid in cash, and she made a big fuss about it like I was being deliberately eccentric. This time she waved me away with some irritation from the card only self serve, even though I intended to buy my potatoes and cauliflower with the card.

Now I have to go to the other supermarket in the ghetto mall just so I can buy my crackers anonymously. I'm going to lose weight over this, no small thing for a 67Kilo skelly.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.832097 del
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>>832096
>67Kilo skelly


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.832098 del
uWu, dole cheque coming Thursday instead the usual Monday. Thanks Jebus!


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.832099 del
>>832072
that's a christmas movie you retard


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.832100 del
>>832098
wagon next week?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.832101 del
>>832098
blessed are the shitposters


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.832102 del
Put the battery tender on the the thingo


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.832103 del
>>832088
What a stupid question


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.832104 del
Seriously keen for Q&A tonight. Going to absolutely chimp out when every cunt on the panel wants more immigrants


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.832106 del
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NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.832107 del
>>832089
That's not even counting the milk in my coffee this morning
>>832090
I get confused between imperial, metric and American measures, but I think a gallon is four and a half
>>832096
The old cow doesn't run the supermarket, fuck wagies


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.832108 del
>>832104
You win by ignoring them


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.832109 del
>>832102
Glad it fits.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.832110 del
>>832108
Even most of the twitter lefties regard it as a bad show these days


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.832111 del
>>832086
Every time there's an eclipse or shit like asteroids it's raining.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.832112 del
Cruisey and his mongs wont even line the road to wave me goodbye on Wednesday.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.832113 del
>>832106
I didnt know gear was still a thing


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.832114 del
>>832111
Correlation != Causation


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.832115 del
>>832112
Would you see them with your moofie playing?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.832116 del
>>832115
No, but it's the thought that counts.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.832117 del
>>832100
More like a foodbank. Got $300 bucks worth of overdue Afterpay installments. And that's roughly what I'm left over with after rent.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.832118 del
>>832117
>overdue Afterpay installments
bloody hell mongk


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.832119 del
>>832117
is your old man charging you rent on the shed?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.832120 del
>>832118
mong is making full use of every last cent, living life to the fullest


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.832121 del
>>832118
I don't have afterpay. My slapper is problematic enough. Family trip to Queensland soon that I'm trying to afford


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.832122 del
>>832121
If you're flying, try and book that as soon as possible, as the prices only go up the closer to the date you get.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.832123 del
>>832122
The flight is booked I just don't wanna get stuck on a beach in Cairns waiting for the cenno to land


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.832124 del
>>832122
Given his finances, I reckon monk's gonna have to walk


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.832125 del
>>832123
An eeb dinky is only a Nuro away


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.832126 del
>>832123
Spirit of Queensland runs from Brisbane to Cairns. 24 hour train ride.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.832127 del
>>832125
a bromance made in heaven, I can see them riding off into the sunset both drinking right out of budget cask wine boxes


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.832128 del
>>832127
shocks and springs on the eeb groaning under the weight


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.832129 del
>>832119
>>832118
Things I have in common with Monk:
Debts✓
Alcoholism✓
Good loooks✗
Big dick✗


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.832130 del
Into a Lava Guava Mother.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.832131 del
>>832069
>Anime is gay.
I think you would like Hunter x Hunter.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.832132 del
>>832092
>Michael fassenmbender steals the show
Yes he was very good.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.832133 del
>>832129
I don't look that good anymore. Think I'm balding lol


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.832134 del
Had a shave for the first time in about a week, smooth as a neets bum.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.832135 del
>>832133
You've hit the wall. Post hairline.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.832136 del
Twink death for Monk. RIP.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.832137 del
>>832134
You look good NEET.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.832138 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.832139 del
>>832135
This was me in 2020. It's so over... 😩


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.832140 del
>>832139
Just comb it over.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.832141 del
>>832139
Shave it all off. Rock the bald chad look.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.832142 del
are any neets actually bald? The one place where I seem to have lucked out is thick luxuriant hair. Everything else is pathetic subhuman level genetics.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.832143 del
>>832141
I actually don't mind that balding priest monk look I just need the muscle to go with it. Mashallah I can grow a good beard


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.832144 del
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Maybe if we combine all the actual good genes from each neet into one neet we can breed an ubermensch neet.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.832145 del
>>832142
I have receded temples and a big bald patch on the back of my head that extends forward.
Nothing that can be done for it except #0.5 or #1 all over.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.832146 del
>>832145
> #0.5 or #1 all over
Now you're talking.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.832147 del
>>832143
actually, I probably have all my hair because I'm low testosterone


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.832148 del
in a mood to do nothing


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.832149 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H44WcENeHDE [Embed]


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.832150 del
>>832146
If you have been following along, it it the only haircut I get.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.832151 del
On the salted Australian peanuts.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.832152 del
I've shaved my head before and don't look good bald. Just look like a creepy nerd. What to do?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.832153 del
>>832148
me, but every hour of every day


NEET Admin 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.832154 del
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>>832139
This could be you in 2025.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.832155 del
>>832152
I doubt you looked creepy.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.832156 del
Goddamit.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.832157 del
>>832151
Got some cashews from the self-serve nut dispensers the other day.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.832158 del
my dick is a nut dispenser!


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.832159 del
>>832152
I don't know but if you figure it out let me know.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.832160 del
i committed a hit and run on myself once


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.832161 del
>>832144
Tiffin V2


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.832162 del
>>832144
>good genes from each neet


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.832163 del
>>832161
Nuro dm'd me on Discord and told me Tiffin calls his dick a V2 rocket.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.832164 del
>>832163
Hot!
To your stations!


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.832165 del
>>832154
what's for breakkayie?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.832166 del
breakake


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.832167 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.832168 del
finna


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.832169 del
>>832168
smh fam


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.832170 del
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>>832165
Scrambled eggs with szalonna and onions.

>>832166
That's what frogs say in Hungarian.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.832171 del
>>832169
no cap


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.832172 del
foot lettuce


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.832173 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.832174 del
>>832172
Pull it out, roots and all.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.832175 del
dramatic video of a wild Davoren Park street brawl today.
Look at those houses. Looks third world.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.832176 del
>>832175
All that culture.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.832177 del
monk should become a reaction youtuber


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.832178 del
>>832170
Good fridge meme material there.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.832179 del
>>832177
He does a pretty good vocaroo.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.832180 del
>>832177
I wanna watch him rub his stomach.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.832181 del
>>832179
he could single-handedly fund the compound


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.832182 del
>>832175
God I hate women


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.832183 del
>>832182
GIHW streamer name >>832177


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.832184 del
>>832183
>GIHW
What does that mean?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.832185 del
Spy x Family has a good overall story to it so far.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.832186 del
>>832185
Masculine themes?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.832187 del
>>832184
God I Hate Women (GIHW)


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.832188 del
>>832186
So far.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.832189 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.832190 del
>True elegance!


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.832191 del
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Boys, I am looking for an old friend who went by the handle Proudneet, on discord.
I think he lurked here.
Are you here?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.832192 del
>>832179
The best!


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.832193 del
>>832192
lol a classic.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.832194 del
>>832192
I knew it!


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.832195 del
>>832163
hey destroys endless english pussy with it


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.832196 del
>>832191
who the fuck is proudneet?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.832197 del
>>832196
I heard he was proud.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.832198 del
having an urge


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.832199 del
>>832191
>friend
>discord


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.832200 del
>>832198
Q&A urge?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.832201 del
NEETs have nothing to be proud about.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.832202 del
>>832199
it's probably some fucking glownigger


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.832203 del
I hate having a widow's peak.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.832204 del
>>832198
Masculine themes?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.832205 del
I bought another three boxes of oaty slices. White chocolate and raspberry.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.832206 del
>>832191
Weber used to go by poundNEET.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.832207 del
Troubles me that someone has my audio clips on their hard drive


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.832208 del
>>832206
Fuck off I did not


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.832209 del
>>832206
Don't know who that is. Does he get his bussy pounded?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.832210 del
>>832205
I found them overly sugary.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.832211 del
>>832208
Settle down.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.832212 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.832213 del
Weber is a gay fan of Olive


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.832214 del
you can all get stuffed


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.832215 del
>>832213
Well, why not? They're like anal beads but you can get them in Woolies and they have oil on them already so they go in easy.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.832216 del
>>832191
don't recall him.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.832217 del
What happened to the neet that was cooking in the kitchen in those videos? The videos were filmed on a laptop I think.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.832218 del
Two big slices of bread with butter and vegemite. Still hungry. Struggling to resist the need4feed.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.832219 del
>>832207
You have bigger problems to worry about.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.832220 del
>>832208
Reality is being reshaped, now you have. That's the new NEETlore.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.832221 del
>>832217
Took a dark turn is my guess.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.832222 del
>>832218
Need 2 Feed: 4 Feeds!


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.832223 del
might go find some stairs to dance on


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.832224 del
>>832221
Onlyfans?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.832225 del
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NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.832226 del
>>832224
That was just the tip.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.832227 del
>>832223
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tl5zk46i0Bs [Embed]


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.832228 del
when i rub the alar crease my finger smells like parmesan cheese


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.832229 del
>>832222
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.832230 del
>>832228
Give it a light grate.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.832231 del
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lol they really did electrocute the balls and anus of one of those terrorists
one terminal to each to an old KGB telephone


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.832232 del
>>832231
>old KGB telephone
To call home?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.832235 del
>>832231
It was a false flag


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.832236 del
>>832231
>blurred still

Where can I see the video?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.832237 del
>>832231
Based.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.832238 del
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>Let me explain who is who and why we (russian anons) call them like on this pic.
>Tree explorer - 32yo, had wife and 4 kids. After running in to the forest, climbed tree and trying to hide there. Tree was cut, fag was captured. He cut man with knife on their video
>Ultrasound - 30yo, had wife and 1 kid. His ear was cutted out. The knife is on auction now (no ear, shame). He has green AR on their video
>Shaker - 25yo, had wife and 8-month child. When police captured him he was shaking like a bitch. Also somone connected his ass and balls with old KGB phone and trying to call to allah, but no one answered
>Cyclop - 19yo, no wife, no kids. Somehow lost his eylid, propably was cuted out. Also lost ability to walk and piss, probably shitting with his kidneys. He was filming a video

funny names


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.832239 del
>>832225
That was just the tip.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.832240 del
>>832231
My God I wish that was my genitals


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.832241 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.832242 del
>>832239
Well bantered.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.832243 del
>>832231
They must be working pretty hard to catch the support network behind them. Who ever did it must be pretty spooked right now.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.832244 del
>>832238
Those names are good names.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.832245 del
Night.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.832246 del
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Is there a soviet version of ilsa?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.832247 del
>>832243
Yeah. You wouldn't want to be even remotely acquainted with anybody involved right now.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.832248 del
>>832246
Lisa Ann 🤤


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.832249 del
>>832245
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.832250 del
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>>832236
Dunno. Here is a more high-def version of the photo.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.832251 del
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NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.832252 del
>>832250
Nice. I should have visited that fetish brothel when I had the chance.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.832253 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.832255 del
>>832254
If only Pajeet had a gun


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.832256 del
>>832254
They're all subhumans. None of them should have been let into the country, even as tourists.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.832257 del
going to bed
lots to do tomorrow


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.832258 del
>>832254
The next Sino-Indian war has started in Australia this time.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.832259 del
>>832257
Good night.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.832260 del
>>832254
Based chinks.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.832261 del
>>832254
would that pajeet girl.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.832262 del
trying to find enough energy to do some stretches before bed. Nope. Energy is nowhere to be found.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.832263 del
>>832261
She needs to know her place.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.832264 del
>>832262
You've got to use it to get it.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.832265 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.832266 del
Made some seriously strange food.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.832268 del
>>832266
Elaborate.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.832269 del
>>832268
Spaghetti bolognese but made in a regular pot.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.832270 del
>>832267
>miners


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.832271 del
>>832269
And when did you add the pasta?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.832272 del
>>832270
I need people to dig holes for me.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.832273 del
>>832272
Make them dig the commune. We can live in neet tunnels like ants. Execs will be the queens and the skellies the workers.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.832274 del
Bro thats so lindy


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.832275 del
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After watching youtube videos all day I no longer believe the jfk assassination was a conspiracy


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.832276 del
Going for a jog.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.832277 del
>>832276
Be safe.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.832278 del
Q&A coming up, ready to rage


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.832279 del
>>832278
List of racial slurs on standby?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.832280 del
do neets use iodized salt?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.832281 del
>>832279
do they still accept tweets live on air?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.832282 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.832283 del
>>832281
Almost certainly not and if they do they must be heavily vetted.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.832284 del
>>832266
You need to tell us.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.832285 del
>>832280
For some stuff it's okay, but for others it is not. It changes the taste of the food. For example tomato gains a metallic flavor, which ain't good.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.832286 del
Spent a very frustrating 15 minutes trying to sign up to the channel 10 website just to vote this nigger out. Missed the deadline thanks to my dial up-tier internet...


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.832287 del
fucking nigger loving faggots on Q&A talking about superannuation and negative gearing
line them up and shoot them all


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.832288 del
>>832286
Just close the tab.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.832289 del
they are talking about a skills shortage despite importing 8 million brown cunts in the last 20 years who didnt fix it
furious


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.832290 del
>>832289
Just close the tab. Getting angry and tweeting won't fix anything.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.832292 del
FUCK YOU MAX CHANDLER YOU TRAITOROUS CUNT


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.832293 del
Exciting tweets.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.832294 del
Too lazey. Chicken only.l


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.832295 del
Where's the beef?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.832296 del
$89


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.832297 del
>>832296
Monk No.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.832298 del
Monk got that chariot out in the carport with the spin bike and bread maker waiting for the next hard rubbish collection.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.832299 del
These wangz got some stank on them I ain';t finna ile


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.832300 del
I ain't even gonna lie. These wangz got some stank to 'em. Even after a good rinsing and pat drying and dried spices applying,


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.832301 del
And ya'll know me I've eatn plenty of dodgy feed int the past.,


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.832302 del
me right hnw=./'kljk;It's not even about


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.832303 del
Get after it


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.832304 del
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NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.832305 del
Garn watch hth e last of kk39 Days late.r. 8 Th e best parrrs are over but the kinos reamins the same.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.832306 del
>>832304
Nice Lancia


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.832307 del
Back on the Macedonian empire videos.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.832308 del
Alexander stayed up all night drinking, so long that the assassination attempt was foiled because the guards had been rotated. When he saw that they were still on duty waiting for him, he gave them all extra money in appreciation for staying up for him.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.832309 del
At Multan he climbed up the ladder first into the citadel, then when the ladder broke, he and three men jumped into it by themselves. What a maniac.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.832310 del
Shouldn't have woken up, now I can't sleep. Alarm set for 730


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.832311 del
>>832310
have a breakfast, then try and get a nap


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 18:50 [Preview] No.832312 del
>>832310
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.832313 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.832314 del
>>832253
He'll always have one eye on the street now.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.832315 del
>>832251
Envious.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.832316 del
mording


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.832317 del
>>832238
News Ltd is reporting ultrasound was force fed his own ear


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 19:16 [Preview] No.832318 del
>>832274
dingo ate my baby


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.832319 del
>>832316
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.832320 del
>>832317
I hope Ultrasound enjoyed it.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.832321 del
dressed
about to go find some breakfast
lots to do


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.832322 del
Woe. No sleep.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.832323 del
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and especially 7


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.832324 del
>>832321
Key question I have is, what quality will the moofies be in?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.832325 del
>>832322
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:20 [Preview] No.832326 del
Sitting in McDolans. Paid $17 for two plain sausage mcfuggins, a hash brown, and a medium flat white. Afterwards I saw that you could get a sausage mcfuggin, a bacon and egg mcfuggin, two hash browns, and a cup of chino for $12.95.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:21 [Preview] No.832327 del
>>832326
Tricky merchants


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:24 [Preview] No.832328 del
>>832327
I can’t even find a coloured kid to do a racism on :(


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:25 [Preview] No.832329 del
>>832323
7 ate 9


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.832330 del
I'm awake. Going to get my haircut today. Very scared.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.832331 del
>>832330
You will be okay, NEET.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.832332 del
Bad dreams, woe.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.832333 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.832334 del
>>832326
Any racism?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.832335 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.832336 del
>>832330
It will look flash.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.832337 del
Crawled around under the car to get the old spare tyre down. Taking it and the new rubber to the shop for fitment shortly.
The McDolans coffee was shit, so I will need to find a mondster or two.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.832338 del
>>832275
I like the one where he got given a coup de grace from an incompetent secret service guy, accidentally after being winged by the lone gunman.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.832339 del
>>832337
>Crawled around under the car to get the old spare tyre down.
Could they do it or are they doing it cheap to replace the spare?

>The McDolans coffee was shit, so I will need to find a mondster or two.
The fuel to keep you running.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.832340 del
>>832339
I’d have had to drive the corvette here and have them put it on a hoist. Easier for me to drop the carrier bucket and just bring the spare and new tyre with me.
Silly old bitch has pulled alongside me at the tyre shop I’m in a spot that isn’t even a parking bay. Thinks she’s going to jump the queue. I’ll break her hip.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.832341 del
>>832340
>I’ll break her hip.
Just say you didn't see her.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 21:43 [Preview] No.832342 del
hoonda


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 21:43 [Preview] No.832343 del
coonda


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 21:43 [Preview] No.832344 del
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what's happening today neets?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.832345 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.832346 del
weber


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.832347 del
weber


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.832348 del
wbree


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.832349 del
>>832346
>>832347
>>832348
He's busy with his tyre and the old woman in his way.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.832350 del
>>832344
Waiting for three packages.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.832351 del
>>832349
i'm thinking about him


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.832352 del
>>832351
Pray he makes it back safely with his replacement spare.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.832353 del
need to go outside, all I can think about is food


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.832354 del
marinating the meat rod


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.832356 del
ok, stepped outside for 2 seconds


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.832357 del
slick is good slick is weird get food delivered>>832353


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.832358 del
>>832355
not going back to the colonel after he teased me with that $8 meal then said I had to sign up to get it


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.832359 del
>>832356
i hope you learnt your lesson staying inside


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.832360 del
>>832358
kfc is niggermerican food anyway stay strong brother


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.832361 del
i want to fuck a passed out justaminx


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:21 [Preview] No.832362 del
idk how many standos


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.832363 del
2 Mong catastrophes, accountant humbuggery, about to start 12.5hrs of shifts including a new client, only 4 or 5 hrs of broken sleep.
Listening to nihilism by rancid.
Let's go.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:23 [Preview] No.832364 del
>>832363
let's gooooooooooo!!!!!


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.832365 del
destroy


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.832366 del
wanna get fucked up and watch old episodes of ancient aliens while drunk


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.832367 del
>>832338
Jacqui did it.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.832368 del
>KFC doesn't open for another 27 minutes


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.832369 del
Left my wheel and tyre with the nice young lesbian girl at the tyre shop.
Drove to Modbury. Hate Modbury.
Home again. Need to go to the bank shortly.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.832370 del
>>832300
Hope you survived the night.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.832371 del
>>832369
Where's my milkshake?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.832372 del
>>832336
>>832331
Thanks neets. I'm heading in now.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.832373 del
>>832369
>lesbian
How do you know she was a lesbian? Did you see her having sex with another girl?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.832374 del
>>832373
Webby tucked and fucked.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.832375 del
>>832363
Long day.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.832376 del
>>832368
got desperate and had a piece of fruit, I just have to survive 20 more minutes


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.832377 del
>>832376
Plus the cooking time.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:46 [Preview] No.832378 del
>>832373
Just her general appearance. Short masculine haircut. Tatts. Gauged ears.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.832379 del
(1.93 MB 576x1024 PdcJ_uAC.mp4)


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:51 [Preview] No.832380 del
>>832376
>had a piece of fruit
woe


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:52 [Preview] No.832381 del
>>832380
We need 24 hour kfcs in every suburb. No executive should be forced to turn to fruit for sustenance.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:54 [Preview] No.832382 del
Davo: You have to remember to post the Olive's while I'm away.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.832383 del
ok, garn kfc to get a mid morning dopamine kick, you neets want anything?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.832384 del
>>832363
Lots of mong management. Good luck.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.832385 del
>>832383
Bucket of original thanks.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.832386 del
>>832383
Damn it now I want wicked wings but my car is out of action


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.832387 del
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>>832386
>but my car is out of action


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.832388 del
Some dog bought the last SMA crimp fittings at my local jaycar and they havent restocked yet, the other store has them but its out of range because the car's in the mechanics. I might be able to use mini UHF fittings and some adapters but its not optimal. Can you now see how complex these decisions I have to make are, simply because boomers buy up the supply of shit just to hoard it with their monopoly money they get from having bought two houses back when they were cheap?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.832389 del
>>832363
You look like shit, Its a good thing your clients are not discerning.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.832390 del
>>832388
>I might be able to use mini UHF fittings and some adapters but its not optimal.
What are you building?


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 23:48 [Preview] No.832391 del
Back from the bank and the shops. Got some traveling snacks.


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.832392 del


NEET 03/25/2024 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.832393 del
>>832391
>Got some traveling snacks.
Popcorn?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.832394 del
>>832392
Snooping tower?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:04 [Preview] No.832395 del
>>832390
trying to get the wifi to the bedroom


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.832396 del
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>>832393
picrel plus 4 cans of mondster, 5 cans of double raspberry vodka cruisers, and a 600ml water.
Should see me through until Mildura. Maybe as far as Hay.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:06 [Preview] No.832397 del
>>832396
> 5 cans of double raspberry vodka cruisers
How many standards per mile?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.832398 del
>>832396
Looks like a good haul.

>Should see me through until Mildura. Maybe as far as Hay.
You should keep us updated.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.832399 del
>>832397
It is 220 miles from Munno Para to Mildura, and there are 10 standos in those 5 cans.
It will take 2.5 hours at 88 miles per hour, so 1 stando every 15 minutes.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.832400 del
Hair cut done. Barber let me walk out with hair stuck to my forehead. No wonder people were giving me funny looks.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.832401 del
If I finish them all by Mildura I can try and find Craig (again) and get stocked up.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.832402 del
>>832401
>find Craig (again)
I would appreciate this search.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:13 [Preview] No.832403 del
>>832400
How much was it?

>No wonder people were giving me funny looks.
That is foul service.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.832404 del
>>832403
$25. I think I might’ve brushed it there when I was walking out.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.832405 del
My tyre is ready to collect.
I have to wait until the timer goes off in 12 minutes to take a can of mondster out of the freexer.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.832406 del
>>832404
That's not a bad price. I got stung $30 for the #1 yesterday.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:17 [Preview] No.832407 del
>>832404
Not bad.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.832408 del
>>832405
>timer goes off in 12 minutes
Completely froxen?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.832409 del
>>832408
No just cold enough to drank


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:20 [Preview] No.832410 del
freexer


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:20 [Preview] No.832411 del
u fucking boong bo


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:20 [Preview] No.832412 del
frozen


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.832413 del
pixxa


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.832414 del
>>832410
It is a tiffin meme, of course he forces it. He would not have been appointed by imissfather if he wasn't a nuro/tiffin-dickrider.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.832415 del
>>832396
Nice haul.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.832416 del
>>832401
Tell him the NEETs said hi.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No.832417 del
>>832396
Kek. Amusing haul.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.832418 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.832419 del
>>832363
>2 Mong catastrophes
What happened?
I hope you have an okay day. Lots on.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.832420 del
>>832418
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.832421 del
Good morning neets. One and half four ant twenty pies down the lunch for bekfas


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:54 [Preview] No.832422 del
>>832421
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:56 [Preview] No.832423 del
>>832421
Good morning.

>One and half four ant twenty pies
Eaten cold?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:56 [Preview] No.832424 del
after kfc for morning tea, I'm thinking of going to the bakery for lunch - what would you neets recommend there?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:58 [Preview] No.832425 del
>>832423
Cooked. I'm not a savage.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.832426 del
>>832424
A chicken salad roll.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.832427 del
>>832421
I'm eating a Herbert Adams chicken and leek pie.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.832428 del
>>832426
don't like this salad stuff, that's how people get food poisoning


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.832429 del
do you think prawn crackers are a good source of iodine?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.832430 del
>>832424
>kfc for morning tea,
What did you have NEET?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.832431 del
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Got my wheel back. They showed me what was left of the original 1987 tyre and said they hoped I hadn't planned on keeping it.
Got a 12 can cooler bag for $9.99 at Autobarn down from $24.99.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.832432 del
>>832425
>Cooked.
In the Mike Lando?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.832433 del
>>832430
popcorn gobucket


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.832434 del
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NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.832435 del
>>832431
Good bargain.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.832436 del
>>832433
Just one?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.832437 del
>>832435
Yeah. Even the girl on the counter was impressed with the saving.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.832438 del
>>832437
did you catch the lesbian checking out your bulge?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.832439 del
>>832438
The tyre shop lesbian wasn't there when I went back. She was probably having an early lunch or doing lesbian things.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.832440 del
I have not had much luck with scratchie tickets. I might just stick to regular lotto.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.832441 del
or corrupting the children across the road at TAFE


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.832442 del
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NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:22 [Preview] No.832443 del
didn't even make it to midday on my first day of leave without getting called about work


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.832444 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIj4PolfLNQ [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.832445 del
Hungry.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.832446 del
second can of mondster down the hatch


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.832447 del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 02:43 [Preview] No.832449 del
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NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.832450 del
>>832447
Be spooky at night.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.832451 del
Might give black pudding a try this week.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.832452 del
>>832447
Nice old building.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.832453 del
>>832451
>black pudding
My exact body type.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.832454 del
>>832447
An old train carriage would make for comfy home on a rural chunk of land.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:01 [Preview] No.832455 del
I NEED A PISS


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.832456 del
>>832447
Is that right near the Adelaide train station?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.832457 del
>>832447
Wanna go there.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.832458 del
>>832344
It's raining.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.832459 del
>>832458
raining in my heart


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:28 [Preview] No.832460 del
The SA neets ran a train on Olive once.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.832461 del
>>832370
Thanks, I'm constipated but still alive unfortunately.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.832462 del
popped a panadol, got a headache.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.832463 del
>>832461
Consider yourself lucky, I've got the squirts.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.832464 del
>>832378
>Gauged ears
Nasty


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.832465 del
jesus, finished but my arse is struggling.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.832466 del
>>832392
Lighthouse?

>>832396
Garn enter that X-box comp?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.832467 del
>>832465
Hand vanished?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.832468 del
I've got a stomach ache. Woe.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.832469 del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.832470 del
>>832465
You need some vaseline.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.832471 del
>>832461
>>832462
>>832463
>>832465
>>832468
How will the toilets at the commune cope?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.832472 del
>>832392
I would like to live in one of those but out in the middle of nowhere.
I would need an elevator installed too. Not doing all those stairs.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.832473 del
>>832468
slow cooker spaghetti?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.832474 del
>>832427
Not a bad pie those.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.832475 del
>Herbert Adams
If you put the exact same pies in a box but labelled them "Big Kev's bonza pies" people would say they tasted shit.
The power of branding.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.832476 del
>>832466
>Garn enter that X-box comp?
Nah


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:18 [Preview] No.832477 del
Replaced the gas struts in the rear hatch. Fucken pain in the arse without a second set of hands.
Put the spare tyre back up in its tub thingo.
Time for a beer.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.832478 del
>>832475
Some freexer pies are disgusting though. Patties' are bloody gross.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.832479 del
>>832440
It's all a scam bro. Better to find a pub that does meat tray raffles. Buy a Keno ticket while you're there


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.832480 del
>>832479
Smart.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.832481 del
>>832478
Most of them are no good. I used to like the Sargents ones but they discontinued them.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.832482 del
>>832460
>train
guided bus*


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.832483 del
>>832482
The driver was watching Lord of the Rings


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.832484 del
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NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.832485 del
>>832477
The mechanic wants to keep my car for an unspecified amount of time because he reckons the MAF sensor is faulty. At no time in this job have I asked him for a quote.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.832486 del
>>832484
That's what Monk needs. Skeletor would agree that trauma isn't real.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.832487 del
>>832485
Get a quote. Be clear on why he needs it for that long.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.832488 del
>>832471
We'll need to hire an excavator to dig a giant shit pit.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.832489 del
>>832485
Just as long as he doesn't replace it with a new one and have the car still run like shit. Just throwing parts at an unknown problem is going to add up quickly.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.832490 del
>>832472
Abandoned oil rig?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.832491 del
>>832490
There's a few gas rigs in the sea just off Orbost in Victoria.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.832492 del
>>832488
>hire an excavator
Why go to the expense when a few no-name NEETs with shovels will do?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.832493 del
>>832489
I disagree, replacing parts at 170K is a good first step to see if that fixes the issue. They were going to give problems soon anyway and its just as easy to replace when you pull it down to inspect.
I'd be okay if he wants to replace all the sensors in the fuel train.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.832494 del
>>832475
They are pretty good when you get them on special. The pastry is nicer and there are big chunks of meat and not just that mysterious paste like the cheapo ones.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.832495 del
>>832494
>mysterious paste
They have been getting even pastier as the years have gone by. Not even chunks of gristle any more.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.832496 del
It's good to have a cold beer after you've actually done some manual labour.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.832497 del
>>832496
> you've actually done some manual labour.
I walked down to the letterbox, so that counts.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.832498 del
>>832497
a little bit I guess


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.832499 del
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Still feel sick. Going to try for a nap. Good night.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.832500 del
>>832499
I hope you feel better soon, NEET.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.832501 del
>>832499
Hope you feel better after.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.832502 del
>>832499
I hope you feel better in the past NEET.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.832503 del
Found my can of compressed air. Cleaned my GPU. Wasn't very dusty, probably because the fans and chips were pointing downwards. Switched the computer back on, GPU still didn't work, kept giving a noisy fan sound and going blank whenever I tried to put it under load.
Decided it might be the power supply unit. Took it out, cleaned it off with compressed air. Discovered a dust filter at the bottom of the case that hasn't been cleaned in 8 years. Washed it. Put everything back together and the $3500 GPU started working fine. Problem solved.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.832504 del
>>832503
You've earned a beer, NEET.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.832505 del
>>832503
Now clean your underpants


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.832506 del
>>832503
Time to put your feet up and relax.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.832507 del
>>832506
in high def


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.832508 del
>>832505
Is he wearing any?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.832509 del
>>832508
that is how the filter got clogged


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.832510 del
now I'm bored and there's no stoppin'
where am I gonna get my next drug...
pill?
I need another celeb to fill a coffin
and I think it's gonna be you...
Nuro


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.832511 del
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Sexyland?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.832512 del
I also tried cleaning my phone's usb port with the compressed air. Didn't help. At least it still charges.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.832513 del
>>832512
Be careful with compressed air
it can blow things further up or into unreachable places


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.832514 del
>>832513
yeah, was worth a try though


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.832515 del
>>832511
The O-Bahn usually has a car get stuck on it every other week. Usually at night.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.832516 del
>>832503
Good work NEET.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.832517 del
>>832511
>Sexyland
Possum's house


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.832518 del
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NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.832519 del
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NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.832520 del
Risen
Still haven't been to that job interview. The Bolivian is pissed off at me, knows I've been on a bender but we both ignored that convo

>>832363
Hell yeah


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.832521 del
>>832520
>Still haven't been to that job interview.
Don't bother at this point.
Absolute dickhead.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.832522 del
>>832520
>Bolivian
South american women are used to getting let down by their men, she'll expect it


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.832523 del
>>832522
She should get with a member of FARC. An actual jungle go-getter, unlike Mongk.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.832524 del
>>832520
Good morning King.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.832525 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4gnCU4n-CiM [Embed]
This is for Nuro.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.832526 del
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I can't just knock together frame work for pre-fab concrete. I need something more, I need something great. Man is a bridge, something that shall be overcome...


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.832527 del
Feeling an urge


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.832528 del
>>832527
Give in to it.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.832529 del
>>832520
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.832530 del
>>831591
I am the one who spikes


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.832531 del
>>832529
It's just a bad joke at this point.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.832532 del
R】【H】【O】【D】【E】 【S】【I】 【A】


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.832533 del
>>832511
Probably some sex shop that added that for publicity and thought they were heaps clever.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.832534 del
>>832510
This is the quietest he has ever been. What do you think has happened?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.832535 del
>>832524
Morn

>>832529
Mmm. Unsure


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.832536 del
>>832520
>Still haven't been to that job interview
They said any time. Next year will be fine. If it's not, they weren't worth working for.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.832537 del
>>832515
Never even heard of 'guided buses' before reading that wiki article. SA is like another planet.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.832538 del
>>832537
and have you noticed how quarrelsome all the SA neets are?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.832539 del
>>832538
Compared to the Coolum beach neets?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.832540 del
>>832538
We prefer 'spirited' or 'feisty'.
It's just chutzpah and machismo.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.832541 del
>>832537
A normal bus goes onto it, it's just roller guides take over and it turns into a train sort of. After that it just drives off like a normal bus.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.832542 del
Also you can lie under the o-bahn track and you will levitate a bit as the bus goes over you. Just don't let you arm get sucked up and ripped off.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.832543 del
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I'm not a slave! To a world that doesn't give a shit!


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.832544 del
>>832539
nuro is actually pretty chill just so long as you acknowledge how based he is


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.832545 del
>>832543
i'd stick my floppy in her slot


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.832546 del
>>832526
your body is just a cadaver, it does whatever your mind tells it to.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.832547 del
>>832520
>just rock up any time


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.832548 del
need a nap
goodnight


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.832549 del
>>832548
Night.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.832550 del
>>832520
>4:15:00 PM
>Risen


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.832551 del
>>832550
Which is actually 4:45PM his time.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.832552 del
>>832550
I was in bed fucking around on my phone for a few hours, drinking warm beers


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.832553 del
>>832526
Once had a job working with rebar. Cutting, bending and assembling frames.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.832554 del
>>832535
You should start the new wagon ride next week.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.832555 del
>>832552
>drinking warm beers
Did you tell the Bolivian?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.832556 del
>>832554
Monday is a public holiday. Probably best for him to wait until Monday the week after.


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NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.832558 del
>>832533
Surprising they're still around. I've been to a few ngl.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.832559 del
>>831701
>>831706
>>831707
>>831804

Lord Nuro is doing just fine.

what the fuck did you just say ?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.832560 del
>>832538
Why Cruisey and Weber haven't met up yet I can't understand.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.832561 del
>>832559
Living your best life?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.832562 del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.832563 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=82tZ7upojH8 [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.832564 del
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NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.832565 del
>>832560
cruisey knew weber from before he was big on linkedin as an NDIS baron.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.832566 del
>>832556
This Friday to Monday are all public holidays. Wagies must be creaming their pants in anticipation.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.832567 del
>>832562
Heh, that's a good pic.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.832568 del
need to do some recycling


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.832569 del
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>>832559
Hi Nuro.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.832570 del
>>832568
Car batteries?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.832571 del
>>832568
Start with your ear wax.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.832572 del
Damn, big bridge in Baltimore just collapsed. I hope our American neet is okay.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.832573 del
Notice how there was no dickriding at all until immediately before it returned? Hmmmmmmmmmm.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.832574 del
>>832571
Funny you should mention that.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.832575 del
Brought the wheelie bin inside and turned on the Cool Zone. Psyching myself up for it.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.832576 del
>>832575
>turned on the Cool Zone
Its not even hot today.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.832577 del
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>>832572
Pretty dramatic video.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.832578 del
>>832541
Ok I assumed it was a dedicated route. Them Germans are a smart bunch.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.832579 del
>>832577
It went down very easy. Poor design.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.832580 del
>>832578
Well, it is dedicated to buses but the O-bahn buses can go along regular roads too because they are just slightly modified buses.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.832581 del
>>832579
Probably well designed but suffering from 56%-amerimutt maintenance tbh.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.832582 del
I hope there weren't too many people on the bridge.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.832583 del
>>832575
Moofies ready to go?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.832584 del
>>832582
There were no people, just Americans.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.832585 del
>>832584
Don't be nasty.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.832586 del
It happened around 3am over there so hopefully not too many people were on it.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.832587 del
>>832577
>>832572
Allah Ackbar?

>our American neet
lol


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.832588 del
>>832577
SHIPS FUEL CANT MELT STEEL GIRDERS ANON


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.832589 del
>>832572
Symptomatic. Total social decay. It's so over.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.832590 del
HOLY SHIP


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.832592 del
Treated myself to a triple cheeseburger for dindins as a reward for the gpu success. Then went back for a second helping, with chicken nuggets and fries in honour of my hero webby


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.832593 del
>>832579
A ship ran into it neet.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.832594 del
>>832592
(You) earned it NEET!


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.832595 del
>>832586
>3am
The witching hour. Happy Easter!


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.832596 del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.832597 del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.832598 del
donnie made $6 billion usd today neets. How much did you make?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.832599 del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.832601 del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.832602 del
The ginger beer flavoured lamb is awful


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.832603 del
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NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.832604 del
>>832602
>ginger beer flavoured lamb


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.832605 del
>>832602
should've gotten guava


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.832606 del
>>832604
for ramadan


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.832607 del


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.832608 del
>.webp


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.832609 del
I AM SHADOW RAVEN!!!!


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.832610 del
>>832609
No you're not.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.832611 del
Webper


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.832613 del
key bridge


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.832614 del
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Would grape


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.832615 del
weber?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.832616 del
Ran out of data. No more images from me the next 2 days.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.832617 del
What a voice!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L6x1f33hIlM [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.832618 del
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WHAT TIME IS IT NEETS? IT'S CHOPPAH TIME!


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.832619 del
>>832616
nothing to see here anyway


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.832620 del
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NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.832621 del
i just drank ONE LITER of cold water


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.832622 del
I once had a crush on a girl who had a crush on a guy from final fantasy


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.832623 del
>>832622
what character?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.832624 del
>>832623
cloud strife


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.832625 del
>>832624
cringe


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.832626 del
Filled the recycling bin and the rubbish bin. The neighbour is putting them out on Thursday.
Having a beer.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.832628 del
she was hot though


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.832629 del
I seem to have fruit flies living in my bin - next cleaning project


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.832630 del
>>832627
only tribal tattoos on the arm are cool


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.832631 del
Hopefully we'll get our shit together in the new thread - I have a feeling this could be it


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.832632 del
The ship that hit the bridge was 100,000 tons. Whoah.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.832633 del
>>832631
Sounds do-able.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.832635 del
I drank 12 beers today. should I drink more since im bored?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.832636 del
CUM STAINED SHEETS


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.832637 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.832653 del
New Thread: >>832650
New Thread: >>832650
New Thread: >>832650
New Thread: >>832650



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