Holy SHIT that previous thread was TERRIBLE.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YVdVpd-pqcM [Embed]
Brokeback bridge breaking

Womboflix is still taking suggestions for an Easter themed movie for this Sunday. So far all we have is The Last Temptation Of Christ. If neets have any other ideas, let me know.

>>832655
Haven't you shit in a pan?

I drank 12 beers today. should I drink more since I'm bored?

>>832655
Pariston runs a tight ship.

>>832655
You're butthurt.

>>832657
Would be the time to watch the Life of Brian, but we already watched that.

>>832664
I'm told that was pretty terrible

>>832534
Strange, we've also had no 'Good night, o7' posts from the 'American NEET' since the dope 'unwittingly' smoked dope. Just a (((coincedence))) though, nothing to see here Unemployed_Goy...

>>832661
He allows nuro to break the rules though.

>>832666
It was nice when he recognised his stalker.

>>832665
It was.

>>832666
All the posting about wanting an el nuro stopped after the meth. I am about 90% sure that shit is just him samefagging.

>>832666
He stopped when he got impersonated by a low quality NEET. It was never Nuro. That was an absurd conspiracy theory.

o7

>>832657
>The Last Temptation Of Christ.
That is an evil movie. Hollywood at its worst.

>>832671
you're a conspiracy theory!

I want to lick her armpits.

>>832670
You will never know the full significance of the el nuro meme neet. That's just the way it is.

>>832673
What would you suggest then?

I reckon you are all just me only I forgot that I made your posts so I reply to them. I am the omniNEET.

>>832676
I've dropped three el nuros today.

The NEET that made the failed thread should be banned forevor.

>>832677
I didn't say we shouldn't watch it.

Have we watched Donnie Darko before? That has a rabbit in it. Almost an Easter Bunny.

>>832672
Thanks o7.

>>832670
>about 90% sure
You have far too much confidence.

>>832681
it takes place around halloween

>>832683
Let us not pretend that he doesn't have a history of samefagging.

>>832670
One of those was me not nuro.

>>832679
Falling out of you?

>>832686
How do we know you're not nuro?

So good. I hate women so much

>>832688
How do we know you're not nuro?

Imagine all the lost customers from this meth bender. And he laughs at monk lol. If ash had a grave instead of being smeared along 50m of road, he'd be rolling in it.

>>832688
You don't I guess. But I don't really like nuro since he calls me IGA and attacks me.

>>832690
More importantly, how do I know I'm not nuro?

>>832691
>If ash had a grave instead of being smeared along 50m of road, he'd be rolling in it.
lol
I thought he hit a log and then superman-ed into a shipping container.

>>832692
He does that to everyone. He is very mentally ill, even by our standards.

>>832689
You should take the bussy pill instead.

>>832693
You can't be nuro if I think I might be nuro.

>>832695
Haha, such an IGA thing to say.

>>832694
He probably attended the funeral or researched his funeral arrangements and is passing the stalking off as common knowledge.

>>832689
He's a homosexual.

What if we're all nuro, but in turn we're all the imaginary personalities of one very retarded neet?

>>832695
How do we know you're not IGA?

>>832701
You can't be nuro if you're also IGA, you can't be your own gay incestuous lover.

...or can you?

Night.

I wonder who the most mentally ill neet is.

>>832707
It's you

>>832672
Cuck salute

>>832706
Good night Pidge. xx

>>832705
Good tiktok.

>>832707
I'm pretty fucked up, and I don't even have any drug or alcohol problems, so I can't fix my life by quitting them.

Failed YouTube wagon, need support

>>832714
I don't think we'll ever be free of it bro

This month's piss jugs have been emptied. Time for a beer I guess.

>>832715
I tried to have a wank but it didn't work out

>>832715
Also I didn't mean to quote you

too drank to wank

Thinking about Mark Lathams homophobic comments (I support him)

Back on the Vietnam edits... I want to be conscripted.

>>832721
Vietnam war best war.

>>832657
Let's watch some old-skool Looney Tunes

>>832658
Hell awaits you

Found this cool sink on twitter.

>>832723
we can do that too, what ones did you have in mind?

>>832670
I know for a fact that Toilet MAN samefags. He's been shitting up chans long before this endchan saga.

>>832725
I want one.

>>832727
Settle down.

What are the best type of easter eggs neets?

>>832727
neet only those who can see IP hashes have the slightest fucking clue what the hell is going on around here

>>832730
Plain Red Tulip egg was best back in the day. Something about the shape made the chocolate taste different. Best around the middle of the egg. Thicker.
It has been many years since I ate an easter egg.

Wage off.
Train thing (bogey exchange) is behind Churchill centre. It was where tanks were built for Wwii, or the first one, I can't remember.

>>832731
Way back when I could see ip hashes I still didn’t know what was going on.

Old man just asked me if I was on a bender

>>832730
The big ones with the Smarties in 'em were also a childhood fav.

>>832733
Good wage?

>>832735
What did you tell him?

>>832738
"I'm fine"

>>832739
What made him ask?

>>832740
My 'slow responses'
I hate the way my parents use facebook messenger and technology.

did some stretching, the 8 brocades. There's really no excuse for me not to do it every night before bed, it's not difficult, I just make it too hard inside my mind. Might try some pilates next time.

>>832736
creme eggs are excellent

>>832742
Well done NEET. You are going to become nice and supple.

>>832395
What's the frequency, Weber?

>>832741
try and keep your relationship with your parents good neet, you never know when you need to borrow money off them

>>832721
you'd just get shot to pieces by a communist with a machine gun

neets don't need to go to nam, but some of us would benefit from more externally imposed discipline in our lives. Is there any way of getting it apart from the military?

>>832715
I need support not your defeatist bullshit neet

the easter webby brings wifi to good little neets

>>832750
block youtube with a broswer plugin then, that doesn't help me as there are too many technical videos I need to watch on youtube

although maybe I could make a custom plugin that will only allow certain channels for most of the day

>>832748
You need to find a femdom gf.

Nothing like getting pegged to instil some discipline into you.

>>832752
>too many technical videos I need to watch on youtube
You know that is self destructive thinking

>>832756
i worry some neets would enjoy it, and act out more often so they could get punished

ok neets, gonna turn off this computer and watch some james burke tv episodes, good night

>>832759
Good night NEET.

Didn't the US lose 60k in Vietnam, but the VC lost 600,000 and 300,000 civilians?
South Vietnam took about half the losses as the north.
So rather than the US losing, you'd have to conclude that the south Vietnamese lost.

>>832761
The communists are literally in power governing all of Vietnam today NEET.
That doesn't negate the fact that it would have been fun.

>>832761
US never loses wars, she loses interests.

>>832761
millions of vietnamese were killed in that war. The seppos didn't really lose, they just go bored of slaughtering the commies, declared victory and went home during a lull, and when the fighting started up again didn't get invovled

going to try and sleep
I think it will be a restless night

>>832764
>went home during a lull
they literally fled as Saigon fell you dumb cunt

oh hes mad

>>832761
You shoul read this.

>>832765
Good night.

Fireworks going off. Maybe gunshots.

Forced myself to eat a bunch of feed because I didn't want it to go off. Fucked up my diet and didn't even enjoy doing so.

>>832771
Should have just chucked it out NEET. Lesson learned.

>>832671
You are correct... but have been lurking...

For the others; I'm not nuro, I don't even know who or what that is. I don't do any drugs either. And,, I never same-fag, I don't have time for highschool antics.

GM &/or GN
Have a Blessed week NEET Frens! {o7}

Walking past a clearing.

>>832772
That would be wasteful.

>>832773
Thanks neet. Don't worry about the drama queens here.
Good morning and have a good week!

This is my first Woody Allen moofie. He seems the sort of guy that everyone bullied in school.

>>832773
Another good Pepe. Thank you. o7

>>832775
sunk cost fallacy.

It's doing the same thing it did the week after it iitially got banned.

>>832781
?

>>832781
Get a better hobby. We don't need your constant obsessive commentary and speculation on other NEETs.

>>832783
?

>>832780
$

>>832783
It is amazing how you don't bring up the hobby shit when nuro males wild allegations...

I really shouldn't have just eaten, that kilo of chicken.

Time for slep

>>832773
Thanks o7.

>>832789
Sleep tight.

I read in bed instead of sleeping and now I am back up.

I'm on that Lee Kuan Yew type disco shit

>>832793
That one?

Mording.
Doing a poo.
About to shave, shower, and load up the car.

>>832796
Good morning NEET.
Don't turn the moofie up to loud.

>>832721
thats rhodesian army camo. you can even see the flag on that guy on the left's pauldron.

>>832768
Imagine being the bad guys.

my $2500 phone is in a sorting facility two suburbs over but I shall probably have to wait until after easter to get it, I suppose. Why cant I go there and get it myself? do they do that?

>>832800
Australia Post? Nope.

I want my testicles taken out of my scrotum and cut in half before hitting them with a hammer as hard as you can

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/exhausted-by-flashbacks-lindt-cafe-siege-police-sniper-mark-davidson-wracked-with-guilt/news-story/cec0a9c94cb0a7cdb357d7dbd9345fe0
Weak nigga should not have listened to his bosses. I'd have put a 338 Lapua Magnum round straight through that plate glass window and the rag head behind it.

>>832806
larp

>>832807
Is it though?

>>832801
Why didn't they just put safety rails around the legs of the bridge?

>>832808
you wouldn't do shit in that situation

>>832810
You're a big meanie.

>>832806
he didnt want to set off the bomb, which didnt exist and wouldnt go off with a bullet, that shit only happens in cowboy moofies. what a fucking retard. He has PTSD because he did a retard and some normies died.

Gonna hide in his boot

were there people driving across the bridge?
Looks liek the pajeet captain went full reverse and that caused it to turn.
Incompetence.

>>832809
Like brakes on a truck

>>832816
are the packages in the containers okay?

The ABC article is praising them for the mayday call they made.

>>832787
>males
You also don't point out his typos.

>>832817
Refunds for all Chink Shit as it never arrived in time.

>>832819
Didn't you shit in a pan?

>>832821
No, that was nuro. This is why we refer to a shit fried in a pan as an el nuro.

Imagine inserting yourself into the NIGA drama.

Going to have a shower.

>>832818
The pilot was probably aboriginal

>>832778
What one?

>>832826
Get your hand off it!

>>832796
Have a safe trip. Let us know if you meet Craig.

>>832810
He does big shits in all situations.

Need a new website to use

>>832830
No more websites. Pajeets can't generate faster than you use then up.

>>832830
You need to use this one better.

I snatched one of his lollies when he wasn't looking. Going to take a sip of his cruiser next.

>>832831
kek

>>832832
Good advice.

>>832831
They better go faster or I'll redeem

>>832832
None of the other boats are worth using

Ck is dead. Woe

>>832837
I spent 6 years on a leaky boatrd

Destroy the NEET's hole to save the NEET's soul.

Just had a sip of a vodka cruiser.

morning neetbros

>>832841
Too early.

>>832841
breakfast of champions mate

>>832815
Sir has done the needful.

Too tired to do anything. Might just wank and feel suicidal.

>>832842
Good morning NEET.

*hands on my forehead, sweating profusely as I try to astral project into New Jersey
*suddenly a voice
"Ay pork chop you done in here or what? I'm trying to watch the giants."

*I fly back into the wall; unconscious.

>>832846
Wanking the pain away sounds like a good idea.

is it possible to wank yourself to death?

>>832845
Meanwhile on the bridge of the cargo ship Dali

>All crew members, including two harbor pilots who were directing the vessel at the time of the crash, were accounted for, and there were no injuries on the ship, the owners said
What do you think their first words were after they hit the bridge and it collapsed?

>>832850
I doubt it.

>>832855
kek

>>832852
>>832856
Found it.

I wonder if there's camera footage of the ship's bridge. I don't really care what caused the crash, I just want to see their facial expressions when they realise what they've done.

>>832858
See: >>832857

>>832858
>I just want to see their facial expressions when they realise what they've done.
Literally this

>>832861
Well it was a stupid place to leave a bridge, they were simply asking for it.

>>832841
You're not going to make it to Renmark.

>>832858
I heard on the radio that apparently it lost power 2min beforehand

>>832863
He's turned up the volume and I think I need to piss in the next hour or two.

>>832862
That error has been fixed.

>>832867
kek

Phones at 16% neets and I can’t get a new charger until tomorrow. RIP o7

>>832870
spiral.gif

>>832852
Bloody bastard bechmod bitch

>>832865
Empty a couple of bottles so you dont need to stop

Why hasnt Davo taken a picture of WEBAR written in 10 foot letters on the side that faces the train line (not back) of the supercheap building?

>>832870
Thought you were Womby for a sec, and cared.

Wonder what they're listening to.
Hope its the Eagles or Creedence and not some dotty shit like Tom Jones or the Everly Bros.

Life in the fast lane suite.

I thought wasted time and queen of hearts or something were all part of a bigger side 2 thing.

>>832876
Probably these and many other great hits:
>>830769
>>830771

Garn iga to get some chockies and maybe a white monster, you neets want anything?

Can you get me a steak and mushroom pie, w sauce, a vanilla slice and a banana milk from Lovells Bakery please.
Also, reviews of pepper pies along the way would be good.

is webby driving his corvette across australia?

>>832873
Just filled up an empty can. Smells like raspberry and piss now.

>>832882
Keep up numpty.

>>832883
Screw the cap back on and put it in the esky.

Wonder if he's singing the gambler now.
1323 keep cruising.
Good morning John Dean!

>>832884
We need a 'the story so far' recap at the start of each new thread, to help remind the gooned neets of the current plot

Good mrogalin*

>>832887
I just want pepper pie ratings.

>>832888
Good morning NEET.

>>832882
yes, next stop Darwin.

garn get my shit together today, need to find a plugin that will limit my youtube usage to only a few channels during the day

>>832893
Do you have any relaxing and calming videos?
The motion sickness is really hitting me.

AA meeting in a couple hours

>>832895
Good luck NEET.

Good morning NEETs.

>>832897
Good morning NEET.

I wonder what we're getting for lunch.

Drank 1L of UHT milk for lunch.

>>832900
I'm going to start crunching on somsy Maggie noodles if he doesn't pull over soon. I hope he doesn't hear me.

>>832901
>somsy
*some
Fucking potholes.

Is the meff bender still going? This is far worse than the monk coke arc.

>>832903
Those Maggie noodles (chicken) were delicious.

New shoes and mobile phone came when I was at the dentist.
Straight white teeth and some unboxing.
Winning.

>>832906
>Straight white teeth
Based. Any cavities?

Secure mobile service?

>>832907
the dentist said I was eating acid food because my enamel is thin.
I dont eat acid food so Im gonna have to think about that.
I told him to look for problems and he came up short. The guy is running a well oiled machine but he's a little compulsive and goes thru staff like shit thru a goose. He doesnt know shit about oral probiotics which is about what I'd expect from his program, like a maccas franchise owner, but one in the city, not in the burbs. Dude flys planes for recreation, its not like you'd not do something costly like growing orchids or playing an instrument in a town band, if you were a career city dentist.

>>832908
>its not like you'd not do something costly like growing orchids or playing an instrument in a town band, if you were a career city dentist.
Food for thought.

I think he just farted...

>>832910
I can smell it from here, smells like old dog food.

>>832905

back when I took dexies in the morning my heart would still be pounding in the evening

>>832826
Annie Hall

>>832913
Are you ok Annie?

New italian shoes fit good. Always a stress for online purchs. They run a full size big so I got a size under what I normaly get. They better not fall apart after the 2 year warranty, not for $400.

>>832915
Post a photo of these shoes please NEET.

>>832915
Do they have velcro closure?

la autismo shoes. 400 euros.

>>832919
Crikey those chinos really are baggy.

>>832919
They look good.

>>832905
What is going on then? Has he smoked more?

>>832923
A very nice combination.

Nuro better not be neglecting that business.

>>832923
Very nice. Let's see nuros shoes

You can't beat urban camo imitation crocs.

>>832923
is that norwegian welt stitching real?

>>832925
He is out of customers. It is part of why he is on the meth.

Nuro took my shoes from my gym bag and snagged them over the power lines, once.

>>832919
very combat ready neet

>>832930
he only did it to let others know you put out

Forced myself to eat some salad, feel much better. Would recommend it to my low energy executive bros, more effective than a white monster.

>>832933
Maybe you are low in Goon.

>>832934
you think I should get a blood test?

>>832935
NO THIS IS AN EMERGENCY GO AND SEE DOCTOR DAN AT ONCE IGNORE ALL RED LIGHTS AND PEDESTRIAN CROSSINGS GO!!!!!!!!!

>>832936
on my way

>>832933
Placebo effect.

Imagine living amongst these subhumans.
It is just fortunate they are not intelligent enough to use tools.

It's odd. When I was a kid my parents and grandparents tried to get me into classical music, which I never much liked. As an adult I found I liked film soundtracks and trailer music a lot more than pop music, and they're heavily influenced by classical music. Or maybe they're a kind of classical music. I'm not sure.

>>832940
I struggle with classical music. I find only a very small percentage of it is to my tastes.
Film soundtracks are a much more mainstream and accessible type of classical music I think.
But most movie soundtracks aren't good. think of all the movies made every year, only a tiny percentage of them would have a soundtrack worth listening to.
Even the best composers have more misses than hits.

>>832939
Scary.

>>832941
yeah, there's often only one really good track out of a single movie. But there's lots of movies, so it can add up to a lot of good music.

>>832926
Need 2 Goon.

>>832944
Meant for >>832939

>>832939
Just throw out a goon bag like you would throw a hot chip out to a seagull and they would be happy.

>>832947
A goon bag and a couple of rotisserie chickens.

>>832948
is it true they have sex with the cooked chicken then eat chicken?

>>832949
Yes of course. How do you do it?

>>832949
Hot chicken

Might play TW: Empire again.

I mostly drink out of boredom.

>>832953
I drink out of a glass.

Hope that Cenno money lands tomorrow. Need to get petrol before the Sirs hike the prices ahead of the Easter long weekend.

I wanted so bad for a skinny coon leg to break through the glass and get stuck.

>>832956
FastNEET

>>832956
Watchya downloadin?

>>832956
Impressive.

>>832959
Trust the needful.

>>832960
Empire Total War.
>>832961
Thanks.

Dear NEET,

We thank you for your time and effort to apply with Hungry Jack's.

After careful consideration of the information you provided, your application will not progress any further on this occasion.

We appreciate your desire to work for us and wish you all the very best in your future ventures.

Kind Regards,

>>832964
You are above them King.

I think we are getting closer. I taken a few more lollies and lost reception a few times.

how many bucks could a broke buck break if a broke buck could break bucks?

>>832967
Does this also happen to do something with a cuck shed?

>>832967
Depends on your twinkish nature. Upwards of $300.

>>832965
>king
He should start his own rival fast food franchise, call it burger king

>>832970
kek

>>832964
Bad luck on that one NEET. Keep at it don't be discouraged.

>>832970
Well bantered.

Mars and Saturn are in Aquarius, then Neptune, the Sun and Mercury are along Pisces, and Jupiter and Uranus behind. They're all in a line.

>>832975
So is it going to be like tomb raider with angelina jolie?

Two-week curfew for Alice Springs boong kids from 6pm to 6am each day

Sometimes when I scroll sideways, it takes me to this site.
https://www.5771005.com/

>>832978
Looks like malware. The toilet phone might have an infection.

Unless any neets have any other ideas, I think we'll see The Last Temptation Of Christ (1988) on Sunday

We've hit too many potholes.

>>832976
We're doomed.

It's my phone not the website. I don't get why it does it though.
It's like a left swipe opens a bookmark. Then when I press back, (which I do quickly because it happens so often), it usually closes the browser. Then I open it and the Gen is back.

>>832980
I'd watch and prefer any other Australian moofie.

>>832979
Yeah. I don't want to lose my you's.
Remind me when next thread behins.

>>832975
Ominous.

>>832903
Imagine what things he's done to keep the supply in stock. A week of it.

>>832906
I need to go back. I don't take care of them.

>>832908
Citric acid 🍋

Lemon emoji

>>832913
He is a complicated character.

>>832913
What did you think?
Zelig and Love and Death are my favourites.

I wonder where we are now. It feels like we are getting close.

>>832984
Can you think of a single australian easter movie?

>>832994
Easter related or not. An Australian moofie would be good.

>>832992
Wasn't really paying attention. He talked about sex a lot. The scenery of NYC of that era was nice.

>>832994
Wolf creek?

Might do woofing and work on a farm for shits and giggles

Risen
Whats doin

>>832999
Morning King. Warm beers in bed again?

>>832999
Cruisey took us all out to the local Japanese maid cafe.

>>833000
Yep. Can't believe it's Wednesday. Where does the time go?

>>832999
Good morning NEET.

Then who went to AA?

>>833007
Had not seen any of ArtNEET's work posted for quite a while.

>>833009
He did good work.

Still confused about which bourito ingredients should be cooked.

Traditionally it's just one ingredient plus onion and picante. Texmex is effectively stewing everything. My trans bouritoes are never as good as either, I need to commit to one or the other.

>>832943
moofie soundtracks with violins and shit is basically top 40 tier classical music. I like them when they are inventive and use minimalist themes like blade runner and snowtown, but then again thats synth music. I like brahms but I dont listen to mozart, the level of emotion conveyed in the music is a big decider, waltz music is gay but wagner operas have me listening and not doing nothing else.

>>832964
They rang me for a reference, I told them you were a liability.

>>832989
No thats not it, I gulp it like a neat OP rum.

>>832908
>enamel is thin
Sounds like a merchant. Give up soft drink though, that's liquid tooth decay

>>833004
Monk's Tyler Durden

>>832919
Strange choice. Mix of features that don't seem to make sense.

Went to the bike shop to get a new tyre for the American Classic front wheel and I'm talking to the sales dude and saying I need to swap out hub bearings, I got them coming from england. How do I get the old ones out, do i drift them out? and he told me to put it into their workshop in two weeks time, like I was some retard normie when he's looking at a mechanic's frankenbike high speed courier steed. Fucksake I miss the days when the mechanic ran the shop and couldnt be fucked doing gay shit like swapping bearings so he'd tell you how easy it was and you dont need anything except a table knife. Got a decent looking gatorskin even though I have had one fray at the sidewall before, plus there was a picture of some random nigger on the box which was cringe, even though its a german brand. The marketing industry must employ a lot of psychotics.

>>832923
Looks good, hope they're full skin.
Double lining always shits me because it's too slippery and wears out faster than the actual boot.

>>833020
You should have asked Nuro.

>>832939
Maybe they've got a good reason to be angry, better than being a cuck

>>833023
Oh fuck off you boongcunt.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=THn74td3F_w [Embed]
I love her so much.

When is nuro going to start his own food review and bicycle mechanics youtube channel?

Nuro said he'd take a look at my bike for me but he had it for two weeks and charged me extra for "storage charge", once.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0qQ4F0LGxRY [Embed]
I laugh every time those big puffy trotters come into frame.

Nuro started that "Hillarious Fails" shit on Y.T. once.

>>833025
Without knowing why they did it you can't really judge one way or another.

>>833028
Trust the scam

>>833033
We will be doing this at the commune, except we will use emu eggs and it will go in another hole.

>>833015
Thanks Tiffin.

>>833029
It's a shame you didn't like it.

>>833035
Hot!

>>833014
>I like brahms
My nigger. I love symphony 3rd.
Also I tried watching UP but it reminds me of that old guy webm and it JUST'S my shit up.

>>833039
We should watch Up as the Easter moofie. I think the old guy is Jewish so it fits.

>>833041
>the old guy is Jewish
Movie ruined. Oh well. watch it anyway.

>>833042
I am probably wrong but I remember the character having a big nose.
>Originally titled Heliums, Docter conceived the outline for Up in 2004 based on fantasies of escaping from life when it became too irritating. He and eleven other Pixar artists spent three days in Venezuela for research and inspiration.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_(2009_film)

>>833032
They are acting like subhumans and deserve to be treated as such. It is just petty vandalism. Stop making them out to be Robin Hood types you lefty faggot.

>the character having a big nose
>>833043
It's not hooked nose it's snub nose

>>833045
Like an X wing.

faaarrrkk brah I need a fuckin proper gun kebab aye adlay lets OGGG

Ate chips still hungry.

>>832919
Tuff enuff

>>832923
Very nice shade, they look great.

>>833048
Lol thats how my Dad used to order fish and chips, back when it was still wogs making it

>>833048
>listen, listen they look after us.
great

>>833043
>character has a big nose
>therefore it's an easter movie QED
neet logic at work