>Canberra
Questicon and a pedomant house. Nothing to do except die or grift.
>Adelaide
Literally a nothing place. An absolute void. They claim to have the biggest arts festival in the world but in reality nobody gives a fuck about it.
>Perth
Rich south africans and heat death. Would probably be okay if I didn't have to hear that dumbass accent.
>Darwin
bogans and abos arguing over alcohol and crocodile death rates