NEET
09/26/2024 (Thu) 01:10
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No.902898
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I understanding the appeal of MaxVaxxing. Really, I do. I get it. You're scared, you're in a bad place, and that first shot? Well, the first one's free. Safe and effective. Who could turn that down when it offers you protection from COVID-19? Of course, then you need your second shot.
And now your double-vaxxed. You can feel the effectiveness flowing through your veins. You know you're safe. Right? Wrong. Turns out you've got Covid. New variant. Who would've thought? At least you can rest assured it would've been way worse if you were unvaxxed.
But even if it could've been worse, it's bad. Runny nose. Cough. Brain fog. You need another shot. Just one more. Your first doses were Moderna, but you heard about the latest juice from Pfizer that they say will knock the new Omicron subvariant flat on its ass. You just need a quick booster. You finally give in to the peer pressure of your enabler booster-buddies on the TV and sneak down to CVS to meet your connect. But at this point, the shit is starting to get expensive and seems to do less and less for you.
Fast forward through multiple flu seasons and a half dozen boosters a year. Now it seems they're not treating Coronavirus like the threat it was when you first got hooked, but you still want that protection. You need it. Your life and health may be in shambles but you can only think of one thing. You need to boost.