Well my fellow NEETs, I stepped on the scaled today. I'm 129kg. That is the consequence of eating goyslop twice a day for 11 years. I've lost my job (very hard to use public transport to get to work when you're fattie). I've lost my gf (she left me for someone even fatter lol). Because I lost my job and went on cenno, I also lost my apartment. Not that I care anyway, as the lift was usually broken and it was hard walking up to the 11th floor.
Because I'm a deadbeat, I developed serious depression. Now you may ask how did I treat it? By munching on KFC, Red Rooster and Subway to distract me from the monotony of being a fat slob living in pubic housing. It also made me change my politics: I wholeheartedly support jeet immigration to Aus so they can deliver my goyslop to my front door for a meesly $4 per delivery.
Every day I get up, I reheat the cold leftovers from last night's pizzahut.
For lunch, I scroll through uber eats looking for something delicious.
As for dinner, I usually waddle downstairs to the pizzahut to get a midnight snack (large pizza, garlic bread and 1.25L drink for $19!!!).
Now that my scales are reaching the end of their service life, I think it is time to diet and change my lifesty.
So tonight I'll have one last feast.
What goyslop should I order for dinner?