I am cheesed to meet you all, what's gouda?

Found a jar of ink in the cupboard when rooting around. That prompted me to go looking for my fountain pen. Found it and filled it up. Disappointed you didn't read my mind and create a thread with a fountain pen theme. Disappointed. Very.

>>976510
I think this is a duplicate pepe plus image macros are banned for thread opener images.

>>976488
First video of the year? Only needed to get to February.

>>976496
Probably Albo and the rest too.

>>976546
One of the bowls says:
>Chubby

>>976551
>One of the bowls says:
ah
thought you might have meant the olive post

How's 2026 been going neets? Have you made good on any of your new year's resolutions? First month is up.

>>976552
that looks like shit tbh
where's the meat?

>>976552
Another good one. Are those broad beans?

Gonna spend febuarary learning how to make AI waifus. I think it's the only future left now.

>>976550
Watch your negativity please NEET. Toxic.

>>976555
Nasty.

>>976556
yes i cbf making popcorn in the rain. pixxa has a fat edge and thin crust, i dunno. it tastes fine.

>>976431
Moot.

>>976509
I think they could have wrote they had fun fucking kids all night the previous day they still could say: we were joking around, it's an inside joke, etc.
So the reply to your question: depends.

It ain't easy

>>976552
Looks edible.

>>976553
Just pick your own version.

>>976562
Sounds likely.

>>976552
Based.

>>976554
Hopefully Cruisey can help me define and achieve the.

>>976566
he is having a night off with me on the couchbed! back off!!!

>>976562
A theory he was banned because
>In 2012, Xbox and other gaming companies began working with New York State to ban registered sex offenders from their platforms. Sony, EA, Warner Bros, Disney, Blizzard, and Apple were also part of the agreement, according to a 2012 New York Times article.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/jeffrey-epstein-banned-xbox-live-171518926.html

>>976570
lol

>>976570
kek

🫣

might give this a miss

>>976574
farkin hell

>>976574
>Ryan
Is that Hagrid?

>>976557
Lol, good meme

>>976576
no

>>976561
>moot
What a fag, higher up in the homo jew circles than I thought, especially back then.
Was it prior to GG/2012?
Would like to know who it was for.

>>976579
>Would like to know who it was for.
Strengthening the partnership of the greatest ally. /pol/ has generated so many great theories over the years and it all goes back to the source.

>>976579
I think Moot was a naive kid.
I dunno any if the details.

>>976581
He was better than Gook Moot who was shocked that the site required maintenance

>>976582
It was Australian shitposters that scared moot away in the first place

>>976583
That was good

Had to steal from the good sammy's bin after I shit my pants and couldn't afford another pair.

>>976584
So the 90% of the users of 4chan were Australians?

>>976584
He was a pervert and let people photograph him while he ejaculated on himself.

>>976587
I heard some naughty neets did something similar

>>976586
His interpretation was that 90% of the shitposters are Australian. The ratio of shitposters to total overall posters was unclear, but the speculation could be the ratio was high or however you want to interpret that

Good night.

That is a fake screenshot. moot never said that.

>>976590
Good night Pidge. xx
That was a very skilful move by that Pidge. Impressive.

Need to get back on the straight and narrow tomorrow. Strict diet. No more pidser and ice cream, no matter how I feel.

>>976593
>Strict diet.
They cause depression. And then the depression causes binging.

>>976589
And 100% of 4chan users are shitposters.
And for the record I've seen that screenshot, it's reposted on occasion on the Krautchan.

>>976590
Night fella.
Natural selection.

>>976586
Just like here. And 90% of them are Possum.

Going to bed. Too cold to stay up. Leftover pixxa for lunch and dinner tomorrow. Good Night NEETs.

>>976596
Sounds sound.

>>976597
Night fella.
That's a Slavhome.

>>976597
Good night.

>>976596
99% of us have committed at least one rape in our lifetime and 98% of us have participated in a gang rape.

>>976600
Doesn't count if it's anal

>>976601
Nobody ever said no to anal before

>>976600
>>976602
They never meant it if they did.

not sleepy, should get on the chamomile

>>976604
You need to get on these

>>976604
Go look at the moon

Woke up

>>976608
Hello.

>>976609
Hello

>>976610
What are you up to?

>>976611
Just lying here. You?

>>976612
I am just going to bed. Good night.

>>976613
Night

Yesterday I used my weights for the first time in the four years that I've had them.

>>976615
That’s good. Do it again after 24 hours rest.

>>976616
Let's wait to hear what he used em for.

>>976617
What’s for dinner tonight?

>>976618
Not sure yet. I've a curd/cottage cheese bundle but that's just half a meal.

>>976619
I’m having chicken

>>976620
Fairly vulgar.

Insomnia club

Decided to make warm sandwiches.

It's firing out of me.

Morning neets, gonna do some healthy shopping, what sort of fruit is good value this time of year?

>>976625
GMN.

Rockmelon seems to be nice if you find the right one.

Good morning, fellas!
Streaming Odd Thomas on next Saturday at 7pm AEDT.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>976623
What did you have on them?

>>976627
GMN.

That looks like Harry. A good sign.

Good Morning NEETs.
Very cold this morning, disappointing.

>>976628
Ham and cheese.

>>976629
He has a wand too.

>>976630
It's liek August there.

Fucking Cow calling and spluttering. Miserable prick.

>>976631
>Ham and cheese.
Noice. Classic.

>>976632
Good morning, Cruisey.

>>976631
>He has a wand too.
A wiping wand?

>>976632
Could Cow and Glenn be frens?

Monk an AI agent version of Cruisey could be a good to manage to call volumes on the VIM line.

Cruisey when are you going to sell UMM PTY LTD and retire?

feeling sad

>>976640
Find a good game to immerse yourself onw

>>976640
Thing that helps you see small stuff.
Microscope
Thing that helps you see from under water.
Periscope
Thing that helps you see through walls.
Window.

The journalist travels to Transylvania to make a report with the old Székely.
- Tell me a typical day of yours.
- Well, son, as I get up I eat a good slice of bacon and drink 4-5 shots of pálinka...
- This won't be good. I'm sorry I can't report about casual alcoholism. Could you tell instead that you read a book.
- Sure son. So I get up and a good slice of bacon and read 4-5 books. Then I head out to the fields where I work until I get so thirsty for knowledge that I read 5-6 more books. At that point my head spins from all the knowledge so I lay down and rest a bit. After I get up I eat a big chunk of ham with a loaf of bread. Then I go to the library where my pal, Stephen already awaits for me. We read another 12 books or so until the library closes. Then we head to Joe, because he has a printing press.

>>976642
>>976645
heh

>>976645
kek

>>976645
kek

>>976645
TFW you will never plow home made liquor with your bro while you work in your own fields.

>>976649
kek

>>976650
I think it's pound liquor and plow your bro

Plowing my bro in the field with home made liquor is the slavic way

>>976653
Hot!

Not feeling it today. Got the grumps on.

>>976655
it's a shit day and a shit week

>>976656
The whole month is a shit

>>976657
almost certain to be

>>976655
iktf, woke up ok but after breakfast and my morning walk I just want to lie down and eat junk food

Cruisey...

>>976660
I thought most states had banned it or are in the processing of banning that material.

might read ezra pound's most anti-semetic works

>>976662
They banned bench tops.
Those dirty migrants are cutting concrete, which still has strict rules with regard to using constantly running water, vacuuming up the slurry, and damming gutters to the run-off doesn't get into the waterways. The dust isn't good for anybody.

>>976664
>to the run-off
*so

>>976664
>vacuuming up the slurry
BoardNEET's job on Thursday nights.

>>976662
i bet most chinks and pajeets just laugh at australian safety standards

>>976667
of course they do
most wouldn't even hold the relevant card

>>976661
Has Cruisey got the 6 million?

>>976664
Interesting. Thank you.

>>976669
he'd have to have, surely? he's the best of us

trying the raw honey, may need to drive myself to hospital soon if things go badly

>>976562
It seems the way they are spinning this is to just say they were regular prostitutes and not children.

>>976672
Goodbye.

Finally figured out what epstein was up to. Was confused why he was getting all these b-grade celebrities like prince andrew and marvin minsky who couldn't possibly have anything important in terms of money or power to come to his parties, then I got it.

>>976672
Sleep tight NEET.

>>976675
What was he up to?

ate my last two hotdogs
postie delivered a pouch for the little 3" knife

postie granny also revealed her utterly deranged method of delivering everything

>>976679
DEI ruining services again?

>>976680
she's white and 71
she said she delivers all the letters on her route, then goes back and gets all the small parcels and does the route again, and then goes back and gets the larger ones and does it a third time

>>976678
Looks good.

>>976681
That would be okay if she has to make three trips anyway.

>>976681
lol

>>976681
a sane society would have her retired with a white man given the chance to work a safe and steady job to support him having a family. But the anti-white ZOG fills these non-bullshit jobs with anyone else.

>>976684
I know she has adult children. Husband may have died, I didn't ask. I get the impression she just has the one route and once she gets that done she goes home for the day. So she might just be supplementing her pension.

6 months sober today.
Going to have a choof to celebrate.

>>976685
ok freind, you cope however you like. You could be doing that job or one thousand like it but for DEI taking your opportunities and chucking them into the trash along with western civilization.

>>976686
>6 months sober today.
Well done NEET. Keep going.

>>976687
Strident tone. We are not here for arguments.

>>976686
Six month sobriety tokens from AA are redeemable at any of my Cellars for steep discounts and giveaways. 12 month tokens qualify you for personal attention by a case worker from my head office. Why not call my emergency helpline and talk to someone who understands your real needs.

>>976689
I'll tone your strides

>>976685
>So she might just be supplementing her pension.
You can earn a bit of money before they cut it off and the associated benefits. If I was well enough at pension age, I would consider working unless they cut out all the benefits that they will do.

>>976690
Thanks Dan.

>>976686
Well done.

>>976686
Congrats.

>>976692
You can do this too on the dsp. I would never lower myself to actual work, as I am a gentleman, and it is beneath my dignity, but it can be done.

Had a choof. Feeling great. Might head to dan's to celebrate!

>>976697
A good bottle goes so well with a choof.

>>976681
Maybe the sorting room doesn't have their act together

>>976686
Done better then most neets.

>>976700
no she said it's entirely up to her how she does her deliveries and that the others do things their own way

Forcing myself to do a poo

>>976703
Push neet, push now.

>>976702
Maybe they hire neets

sometimes you do a poo and sometimes the poo does you
ouch

Lost $60

>>976707
That legend will never die

>>976708
how?

>>976710
Pokies

I need to get ready for tomorrow but I can't be fucked. I might just drink the day away and not bother with it all.

>>976707
They've been saying this and that and then going back on it the entire fucking time.

>>976686
Unna

>>976620
kek

>>976708
CarelessNEET

>>976708
Did you Trust the System?

NGL oscar the grouch had Kino camouflage

My rape book has arrived in Australia. I should get it this week. I don't know why the time estimate is so late.

>>976720
Not all Rape is equal.

>>976721
Anal rape is the most dominant in the rape hierarchy. Prove me wrong.

>>976722
We'll have to wait for the Rape book to arrive to confirm it.

Still have all of those things I need to do. Woe.
Need to lock in.

>>976720
Here you go, NEET.

>>976726
Rape delivered!

Might start a spice girls tribute band. I will be fat spice.

Might become obese.

>>976729
plump spice

>>976729
I will be old spice.

My shorts smell spicy from all the sweat.

I'm going to take a heap of melatonin tonight to go to sleep earlier.

>>976728
He can do it!

I need a nap.

>>976731
big boned spice

>>976737
i just had 2 hour one

yawning. tired.
I might nab some beer to perk me up.

I've got something stuck in my throat.

Might become ethnically Japanese.

Wondering if weber could do this with his air-rifle.

going ot have some garlic bread

>>976744
Large please.

going to nap

>>976746
see you in insomnia club later

Me hugging webby.

Cruisey is coming over later for some more Criminals in Tents.

>>976748
He'll reach the mountain before you do

>>976749
Lucky bugger.

>>976748
if you squeeze him too hard some poo comes out

>>976752
Happens to the best of us.

>>976752
Happens to us all.

You can feel the culture!

>>976755
Cruisey and Big Fella I wanna go there next week please

I saw Prigozhin at Coles once.

So much to do, so little energy. Woe.

Grease my rump and call me Webby

Might need to progress from coffee to meth.

wanna get up and go for a walk but can't, can't even use my shift key

Tired of skellies calling me 'big guy'

>>976761
Put a chopstick up your nose so all you have to is lean your head forward to press it.

>>976661
The NEET Compound.

>>976762
Ignore them big fella.

>>976646
>>976647
>>976648
Glad you enjoyed.

>>976650
You mean liek self-publish your own books?

>>976755
Looks like the dad of one of my pals.

😋

>>976767
It might be him. Everybody needs a side hustle in this economy.

Heard Australia bans small breasts.

>>976771
I don't think it was ever enforced, but there was something about it in the media classification guidelines.

Back on the Mrs Browns Boys.

>>976772
I thought some of the MPs had plastic surgeon cousins.

>>976773
oh god why
fucking plagiarist tranny

>>976775
I find it really funny.

Still haven't started on all of those things I need to do.

>>976776
I went and saw their live show with Bill about ten years ago and it was just one of the TV episodes. Didn't make any effort to put a fresh show together.

>>976777
There's always tomorrow.

Have not watched any star wars made in the last ten years.
In my lane, unbothered, thriving.

>>976780
lesbians in space was really something

black lesbian space witches

>>976780
You made a good call.

Did Nuro get in touch? I hope he is okay.

>>976785
I hope so to. Was there some drama here, or has he just disappeared?

>>976783
Better to leave a good thing be.

>>976786
I can't recall any drama.

>>976788
No, nor could I, which is why I asked. His last couple of posts were basically "too hot, just not doing it" IIRC.

Well my fellow NEETs, I stepped on the scaled today. I'm 129kg. That is the consequence of eating goyslop twice a day for 11 years. I've lost my job (very hard to use public transport to get to work when you're fattie). I've lost my gf (she left me for someone even fatter lol). Because I lost my job and went on cenno, I also lost my apartment. Not that I care anyway, as the lift was usually broken and it was hard walking up to the 11th floor.
Because I'm a deadbeat, I developed serious depression. Now you may ask how did I treat it? By munching on KFC, Red Rooster and Subway to distract me from the monotony of being a fat slob living in pubic housing. It also made me change my politics: I wholeheartedly support jeet immigration to Aus so they can deliver my goyslop to my front door for a meesly $4 per delivery.
Every day I get up, I reheat the cold leftovers from last night's pizzahut.
For lunch, I scroll through uber eats looking for something delicious.
As for dinner, I usually waddle downstairs to the pizzahut to get a midnight snack (large pizza, garlic bread and 1.25L drink for $19!!!).
Now that my scales are reaching the end of their service life, I think it is time to diet and change my lifesty.
So tonight I'll have one last feast.
What goyslop should I order for dinner?

>>976789
I think he died from heat exhaustion.

>>976790
>So tonight I'll have one last feast.
The change starts now neet, no last feed of goyslop, drink plenty of water tonight and go and get some fruit and veges first thing tomorrow.

>>976791
I'll text him in a couple of weeks if he hasn't popped in.

>>976790
>I wholeheartedly support jeet immigration to Aus so they can deliver my goyslop to my front door for a meesly $4 per delivery.
This is unforgivable.

Top kek at the most recent review. He was probably posting about it at the time lol.

>>976795
omg
nuro you boong

>>976790
>I'm 129kg
That's not even fat.

>>976797
He still has 11kg to go.

>>976799
I bet this prick ran to bosslady and fucked everything up for our boy.

There was a mechanic on A Current Affair a few months back who got caught taking a clients car home and doing his shopping and school runs in it.

>>976799
>>976800
These posts makes me question if IGA is real or if he is a scapegoat.

>>976802
oh he's real alright

>>976799
>I have the first seat rash for 20 years
the bum rash is spreading

imagine spending $14k on a fucking bicycle
you best be going to the olympics for that kind of coin

>>976804
How often do you think those camo shorts get washed?

>>976805
They're basically motorbikes now.

>>976761
you might be weak from lack of food. Have some emergency trifle.

kek, so neet goes to the trouble of a screenshot of review but doesn't provide a link or even the website where the review is.

>>976809
i think it's bookface?
there's an identical review on google from the same bloke

>>976799
>changed the pedals
fake. unless the cunt got different pedals back then nothing got changed

>>976811
some cranks have multiple threaded holes so you can move them up and down the crank, maybe that's what he meant

or he literally had a crash and had to swap bits out lmao

I ate one of those big tins of Sirena tuna in springwater. I drained the water and added chili flakes, olive oil, black pepper, and salt. It did the job.

>>976815
That's good. Don't they have one that is chili oil instead of spring water?

>>976814
He's back!!

>>976816
They adulterate it with rapeseed oil.

>>976817
I think that is tiffy.

>>976790
>I've lost my gf (she left me for someone even fatter lol).
Get bulking.

>>976820
I have no quarrel with either of them, but that was a rude reply. A simple google image search for 'adjustable cranks' would show I was right.

>>976822
It isn't about being right or wrong, it's about agreeing with nuro.
imissfather taught us this long ago with his unwavering commitment to dickriding.

>>976823
I hope Nuro pops in and sets the record straight.

Good night.

Might become a redpill influencer.

>>976825
Good night Pidge. xx

I am still hungry after that tuna. Fuck me dead.

>>976828
Have a tall glass of water or something.

Had a shave for the first time in about 12 days. Put on some Imperial Leather aftershave. Feels good.

>>976830
You look good NEET. Fresh.

>>976831
Thank you, NEET.

>>976790
>she left me for someone even fatter lol)
You need to bulk up, to win her back. That's the first step in getting your life back together.

>>976797
He is probably one of the thinnest neets here.

>>976799
He's lucky he didn't leave his gf with nuro.

>>976835
kek

>>976790
I wish this story were true, but as a morbidly obese armchair detective I can spot too many flaws in it.

Running out of time. I still need to get ready for tomorrow.

>>976837
You don't believe he consistently went up 11 floors at 129kg?

I struggle just to get up the two steps at the back door.

>>976840
You need a mobility scooter like nuro.

>>976841
Do they go up the steps?

>>976842
If you go fast enough.

>>976825
Night fella.
Looks like a good way of catching the byrdflough.

>>976841
Saw an obese boomer with a mobility scooter made up to look vaguely like a harley davidson, wanna get one myself. Then webby could get a mobility scooter decorated to look like a corvette and we could have races to the kfc drive through.

>>976846
This is the greatest thing I have seen in ages.

>>976849
Quite large that's for sure.

25k steps today. Need to do something about getting new shoes.

>>976838
What is happening tomorrow, NEET?

>>976847
That's a man!

apparently dan andrews had a stroke or something late last year and is a drooling retart now

eating garlic bread. i will eat another.

>>976855
my dominos one was pretty ordinary this evening

>>976851
Good work NEET.

Goon EveNeet Big Fellas...

Well Nigger me i managed to miss one whole entire thread without batting an eye.

BASED IS ONE HELL OF A DRUG

also the drugs are one hell of a drug

End Communicato

>>976854
Its karma.

>>976858
Nuro?

>>976861
Are the accusations true? Did you take that gentleman's ebike on a joy ride?

>>976858
Hey nuro. Is a macbook pro M1 strong enough to run basic shit and some music dev programs?

>>976860
do you think that's really nuro? He's been hitting valium and goon a lot lately

nuro rode my gf once without my permission, left her pedals incorrectly adjusted, did something unspeakable to her seat

>>976862
>mechanic takes bike for test ride
>no mention of components billings cost or workmanship
No some one trolled my google reviews i would appreciate if some of you guys could flag that review for me so i can get it removed.
>>976863
apple silicon is great but you are stuck with FagOS as Asahi linux is simply not there yet.

>no gf
>no job
>no hobbies
What do?

>>976867
keep shitposting, dont let anyone tell you its not a real hobby

just keep monitoring the situation dude

>>976867
get a hobby
other two are stupid

>>976866
So is M1 stronger than a quad core intel?

Headache, woe

>>976872
Do us both a favor take some livatone shots

Still not asleeps

>>976874
That is okay NEET. We'll have a sleep-in tomorrow.

>>976858
Based.

>>976865
kek

>>976867
Try Locanto.

want more sleep

>>976880
GMN.

>>976799
Wish Nuro would violate me and give me a rash

>>976882
Nuro cannot even remember he posted in the last thread ( >>975632 )

But we saw a nasty explosion last night.

harrump

>>976884
Large?

>>976641
>Find a good game to immerse yourself onw
some kind of truck simulator

>>976885
middling
lots of broken slep

>>976887
Did Cruisey not tuck you in?

>>976888
he didn't show up for criminals in tents
didn't even call or text

>>976886
If it is anything like GTA V, if you play the game enough you can typically expect to see what traffic will spawn on the road and how to handle it while driving a truck.

Good skills though.

Good Morning NEETs.
Nice to see Nuro back.
Nice day outside.

Another Helen gone too soon. RIP.

>>976891
GMN.

>>976882
he did, but on advice from jeff epstein he slipped some antibiotics into your food

>>976894
kek

jews will never undestant the feeling of going to the beach and getting sand under your foreskin

>>976896
If only they knew what they were missing out on.

>>976898
He's on the run from Graeme's lawyers

>>976896
you need to stop raping the sand you sick fuck

>>976902
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

>>976902
beach umbrella holes don't make themselves..

>>976901
there's a heap of stuff in the dump about jewish supremacy, as well as discussing how dumb negros are, how to feminise males, etc
all the /pol/ conspiracy stuff is actually true

Cruisey is coarse and rough and irritating in bed and gets in everywhere

>>976899
kek

>>976905
>all the /pol/ conspiracy stuff is actually true
Made by Moot for Jeff

wish I had a dog

Cruisey I wanna go to the The
https://old.reddit.com/r/Adelaide/comments/1qtp93p/the/

What if jeff is still alive, faked his own death to escape prison and move to queensland where he opened a bicyle repair shop? The timing fits.

>>976910
The annual reminder not to go anywhere near the CBD for the next two months.

>>976911
It would explain The Lab.

>>976917
Cuute ❤️

>>976917
>>976847
hmmmm

>>976919
Is IGA a tranny ?

>>976920
Tranny Axelwound

>>976920
Weren't (you) fucking off to your passworded board?

might play some old console rpgs

>>976927
If you like those you should try vermis game out.
https://duehringadam.itch.io/vermis

>>976909
I'm sure a couple of the neets would be more than happy to dress up for you.

fucken jahovas are door knocking

>>976929
me on the left