I am cheesed to meet you all, what's gouda?

Found a jar of ink in the cupboard when rooting around. That prompted me to go looking for my fountain pen. Found it and filled it up. Disappointed you didn't read my mind and create a thread with a fountain pen theme. Disappointed. Very.

>>976510
I think this is a duplicate pepe plus image macros are banned for thread opener images.

>>976488
First video of the year? Only needed to get to February.

>>976496
Probably Albo and the rest too.

>>976546
One of the bowls says:
>Chubby

>>976551
>One of the bowls says:
ah
thought you might have meant the olive post

How's 2026 been going neets? Have you made good on any of your new year's resolutions? First month is up.

>>976552
that looks like shit tbh
where's the meat?

>>976552
Another good one. Are those broad beans?

Gonna spend febuarary learning how to make AI waifus. I think it's the only future left now.

>>976550
Watch your negativity please NEET. Toxic.

>>976555
Nasty.

>>976556
yes i cbf making popcorn in the rain. pixxa has a fat edge and thin crust, i dunno. it tastes fine.

>>976431
Moot.

>>976509
I think they could have wrote they had fun fucking kids all night the previous day they still could say: we were joking around, it's an inside joke, etc.
So the reply to your question: depends.

It ain't easy

>>976552
Looks edible.

>>976553
Just pick your own version.

>>976562
Sounds likely.

>>976552
Based.

>>976554
Hopefully Cruisey can help me define and achieve the.

>>976566
he is having a night off with me on the couchbed! back off!!!

>>976562
A theory he was banned because
>In 2012, Xbox and other gaming companies began working with New York State to ban registered sex offenders from their platforms. Sony, EA, Warner Bros, Disney, Blizzard, and Apple were also part of the agreement, according to a 2012 New York Times article.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/jeffrey-epstein-banned-xbox-live-171518926.html

>>976570
lol

>>976570
kek

🫣

might give this a miss

>>976574
farkin hell

>>976574
>Ryan
Is that Hagrid?

>>976557
Lol, good meme

>>976576
no

>>976561
>moot
What a fag, higher up in the homo jew circles than I thought, especially back then.
Was it prior to GG/2012?
Would like to know who it was for.

>>976579
>Would like to know who it was for.
Strengthening the partnership of the greatest ally. /pol/ has generated so many great theories over the years and it all goes back to the source.

>>976579
I think Moot was a naive kid.
I dunno any if the details.

>>976581
He was better than Gook Moot who was shocked that the site required maintenance

>>976582
It was Australian shitposters that scared moot away in the first place

>>976583
That was good

Had to steal from the good sammy's bin after I shit my pants and couldn't afford another pair.

>>976584
So the 90% of the users of 4chan were Australians?

>>976584
He was a pervert and let people photograph him while he ejaculated on himself.

>>976587
I heard some naughty neets did something similar

>>976586
His interpretation was that 90% of the shitposters are Australian. The ratio of shitposters to total overall posters was unclear, but the speculation could be the ratio was high or however you want to interpret that

Good night.

That is a fake screenshot. moot never said that.

>>976590
Good night Pidge. xx
That was a very skilful move by that Pidge. Impressive.

Need to get back on the straight and narrow tomorrow. Strict diet. No more pidser and ice cream, no matter how I feel.

>>976593
>Strict diet.
They cause depression. And then the depression causes binging.

>>976589
And 100% of 4chan users are shitposters.
And for the record I've seen that screenshot, it's reposted on occasion on the Krautchan.

>>976590
Night fella.
Natural selection.

>>976586
Just like here. And 90% of them are Possum.

Going to bed. Too cold to stay up. Leftover pixxa for lunch and dinner tomorrow. Good Night NEETs.

>>976596
Sounds sound.

>>976597
Night fella.
That's a Slavhome.

>>976597
Good night.

>>976596
99% of us have committed at least one rape in our lifetime and 98% of us have participated in a gang rape.

>>976600
Doesn't count if it's anal

>>976601
Nobody ever said no to anal before

>>976600
>>976602
They never meant it if they did.

not sleepy, should get on the chamomile

>>976604
You need to get on these

>>976604
Go look at the moon

Woke up

>>976608
Hello.

>>976609
Hello

>>976610
What are you up to?

>>976611
Just lying here. You?

>>976612
I am just going to bed. Good night.

>>976613
Night

Yesterday I used my weights for the first time in the four years that I've had them.

>>976615
That’s good. Do it again after 24 hours rest.

>>976616
Let's wait to hear what he used em for.

>>976617
What’s for dinner tonight?

>>976618
Not sure yet. I've a curd/cottage cheese bundle but that's just half a meal.

>>976619
I’m having chicken

>>976620
Fairly vulgar.

Insomnia club

Decided to make warm sandwiches.

It's firing out of me.

Morning neets, gonna do some healthy shopping, what sort of fruit is good value this time of year?

>>976625
GMN.

Rockmelon seems to be nice if you find the right one.

Good morning, fellas!
Streaming Odd Thomas on next Saturday at 7pm AEDT.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>976623
What did you have on them?

>>976627
GMN.

That looks like Harry. A good sign.

Good Morning NEETs.
Very cold this morning, disappointing.

>>976628
Ham and cheese.

>>976629
He has a wand too.

>>976630
It's liek August there.

Fucking Cow calling and spluttering. Miserable prick.

>>976631
>Ham and cheese.
Noice. Classic.

>>976632
Good morning, Cruisey.

>>976631
>He has a wand too.
A wiping wand?

>>976632
Could Cow and Glenn be frens?

Monk an AI agent version of Cruisey could be a good to manage to call volumes on the VIM line.

Cruisey when are you going to sell UMM PTY LTD and retire?

feeling sad

>>976640
Find a good game to immerse yourself onw

>>976640
Thing that helps you see small stuff.
Microscope
Thing that helps you see from under water.
Periscope
Thing that helps you see through walls.
Window.

The journalist travels to Transylvania to make a report with the old Székely.
- Tell me a typical day of yours.
- Well, son, as I get up I eat a good slice of bacon and drink 4-5 shots of pálinka...
- This won't be good. I'm sorry I can't report about casual alcoholism. Could you tell instead that you read a book.
- Sure son. So I get up and a good slice of bacon and read 4-5 books. Then I head out to the fields where I work until I get so thirsty for knowledge that I read 5-6 more books. At that point my head spins from all the knowledge so I lay down and rest a bit. After I get up I eat a big chunk of ham with a loaf of bread. Then I go to the library where my pal, Stephen already awaits for me. We read another 12 books or so until the library closes. Then we head to Joe, because he has a printing press.

>>976642
>>976645
heh

>>976645
kek

>>976645
kek

>>976645
TFW you will never plow home made liquor with your bro while you work in your own fields.

>>976649
kek

>>976650
I think it's pound liquor and plow your bro

Plowing my bro in the field with home made liquor is the slavic way

>>976653
Hot!

Not feeling it today. Got the grumps on.

>>976655
it's a shit day and a shit week

>>976656
The whole month is a shit

>>976657
almost certain to be

>>976655
iktf, woke up ok but after breakfast and my morning walk I just want to lie down and eat junk food

Cruisey...

>>976660
I thought most states had banned it or are in the processing of banning that material.

might read ezra pound's most anti-semetic works

>>976662
They banned bench tops.
Those dirty migrants are cutting concrete, which still has strict rules with regard to using constantly running water, vacuuming up the slurry, and damming gutters to the run-off doesn't get into the waterways. The dust isn't good for anybody.

>>976664
>to the run-off
*so

>>976664
>vacuuming up the slurry
BoardNEET's job on Thursday nights.

>>976662
i bet most chinks and pajeets just laugh at australian safety standards

>>976667
of course they do
most wouldn't even hold the relevant card

>>976661
Has Cruisey got the 6 million?

>>976664
Interesting. Thank you.

>>976669
he'd have to have, surely? he's the best of us

trying the raw honey, may need to drive myself to hospital soon if things go badly

>>976562
It seems the way they are spinning this is to just say they were regular prostitutes and not children.

>>976672
Goodbye.

Finally figured out what epstein was up to. Was confused why he was getting all these b-grade celebrities like prince andrew and marvin minsky who couldn't possibly have anything important in terms of money or power to come to his parties, then I got it.

>>976672
Sleep tight NEET.

>>976675
What was he up to?

ate my last two hotdogs
postie delivered a pouch for the little 3" knife

postie granny also revealed her utterly deranged method of delivering everything

>>976679
DEI ruining services again?

>>976680
she's white and 71
she said she delivers all the letters on her route, then goes back and gets all the small parcels and does the route again, and then goes back and gets the larger ones and does it a third time

>>976678
Looks good.

>>976681
That would be okay if she has to make three trips anyway.

>>976681
lol

>>976681
a sane society would have her retired with a white man given the chance to work a safe and steady job to support him having a family. But the anti-white ZOG fills these non-bullshit jobs with anyone else.

>>976684
I know she has adult children. Husband may have died, I didn't ask. I get the impression she just has the one route and once she gets that done she goes home for the day. So she might just be supplementing her pension.

6 months sober today.
Going to have a choof to celebrate.

>>976685
ok freind, you cope however you like. You could be doing that job or one thousand like it but for DEI taking your opportunities and chucking them into the trash along with western civilization.

>>976686
>6 months sober today.
Well done NEET. Keep going.

>>976687
Strident tone. We are not here for arguments.

>>976686
Six month sobriety tokens from AA are redeemable at any of my Cellars for steep discounts and giveaways. 12 month tokens qualify you for personal attention by a case worker from my head office. Why not call my emergency helpline and talk to someone who understands your real needs.

>>976689
I'll tone your strides

>>976685
>So she might just be supplementing her pension.
You can earn a bit of money before they cut it off and the associated benefits. If I was well enough at pension age, I would consider working unless they cut out all the benefits that they will do.

>>976690
Thanks Dan.

>>976686
Well done.

>>976686
Congrats.

>>976692
You can do this too on the dsp. I would never lower myself to actual work, as I am a gentleman, and it is beneath my dignity, but it can be done.

Had a choof. Feeling great. Might head to dan's to celebrate!

>>976697
A good bottle goes so well with a choof.