Was out to feed me feral cat frens the other day.
Haven't been there half a year or so.
It took this asshole just 3 minutes to notice and storm in. Still won't let me pet him, swats at my hand as soon as it is in swatting range.
Then another one came over, got him some sosidge as well, but watch how they are looking behind.
That's because soon a third cat arrived, from behind, the second cat I have fed did the quickest sprint while being as flat to the ground as possible I have ever seen.
Then my fren got beaten up a bit by the third bully but I hissed him out. Then the third has shown his face, truly battle scarred, eye not right, ears mangled, also mostly white so I couldn't really tell them apart at the beginning.

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