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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No. 95452
Heatwave edition

>Current and upcoming road races
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
19.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1
21.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
21.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro
21.06 - 28.06 National Championships
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>94494


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.95497 del
First


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.95535 del
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movistar TTT


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.95536 del
don't get stuck in the other thread


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.95537 del
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nils a rainlet


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.95538 del
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me deleting evidence


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.95540 del
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nice shower


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.95541 del
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Had fun:
>new tire and tubes taken out of the parcel box at 14
>fuck around at work for a few minutes, put new boots, go pickup my shirt to the mall
>new boots explode right as I am arriving at the mall at 15
>thisisfine.jpg
>either a long walk of shame or 2 hours wait until 17 when bikes are allowed in public buses after rush hour
>thisisthebest.jpg
>but but but, decathlon is here as well
>apoplexyaverted.jpg
>leave bike
>pick up bike after 20 minutes
>the tire is fine, the tube just exploded like cut with a knoife
>service cost me equivalent of tree inner tubes
>comfy.gif
>complete desaster averted
>never buying no name tubes with gel again


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.95542 del
nice group in hot sweltering belgium


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.95543 del
>>95541
Just stick to decathlon Bert man


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.95544 del
black king girmay working for someone else, never seen that before


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.95545 del
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>>95541
>17 is post rush hour in Polska


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.95546 del
I've seen enough. Narvaez wins.
These vismoids are furiously weak.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.95547 del
>>95544
Oh waouh, must be a contract year


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.95548 del
>Fake bird sounds


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.95549 del
CANAL spotted


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.95550 del
>>95546
I wouldn't be surprised if nobody puts in the work to catch him


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.95551 del
>>95550
he lost 20 second in 10km, it's already over


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.95552 del
wow philipsen, he's tdf ready


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.95553 del
What happened to Merlel? I haven't been paying attention.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.95554 del
god damn now girmay attacks, why is this mickey mouse race so good


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.95555 del
>>95553
>one week before the tour
>not paying attentuon
Someone gave up on vélo game


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.95556 del
>>95553
he doesn't try on these stages


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.95557 del
>>95554
people getting to tdf form wanting to test their legs and no dopacar


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.95558 del
>>95555
I haven't paid attention since Imissing the entire vuelta burgos? Velogame.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.95559 del
slick rick pluimers goes solo in search for his teeth


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.95560 del
here comes kubis


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.95561 del
/aranburu/


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.95562 del
ARANBERTO wins
ASSGAY second
TOON kwabbed


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.95563 del
cofidis


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.95564 del
ARANBARU
CANAL humbled
Troon humiliated


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.95565 del
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Aranburubros, we are so back!


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.95566 del
lol at tietema doing all the work, where did kubis end up this time


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.95567 del
damn tiz cuts out at the final
I missed a legendary Aranburu win


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.95568 del
>>95565
Outside the basque lands no less!


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.95569 del
>>95566
Outside top-10 for sure


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.95570 del
jappe 6th is very impressive


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.95571 del
Two of /our boys/ in top 3. Very cool.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.95572 del
Little annoying but also SOVL when the runner doesn't speak any English


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.95573 del
alright time to watch the navarezwinslol


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.95574 del
Shit this is going to be close


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.95575 del
grannies just crossing the road


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.95576 del
UAE blocking


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.95577 del
Swisbert with his horn spotted


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.95578 del
Abolish uci points now.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.95579 del
>>95576
least likeable team and it's not particularly close


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.95580 del
yeah it's over for pedalton


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.95581 del
jesus there's 5 UAE guys spread out in the front, I'm turning this off
I feel like a wielerflitser


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.95582 del
>Swiss Rai


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.95583 del
>Svizzeran RAI


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.95584 del
They are sparing me from watching another UAE victory


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.95585 del
Narvaez wins lol


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.95586 del
sudaca wheelsucking tier victory


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.95587 del
Glad I didn't watch


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.95588 del
narvaezwinslol


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.95589 del
Tour de Suisse committing seppuku


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.95590 del
The fix is in.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.95591 del
>3 Cort
>5 Van der Poel


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.95592 del
Sure now Grug decided to sprint


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.95593 del
for the record, the Suisse feed was working fine, it was just the international feed that decided to rage quit


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.95594 del
>>95593
someone somewhere is doing their best to kill this race


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.95595 del
>warning: violent thunderstorm level 4
What does this mean?


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.95596 del
I would have gotten a god damn victory with Cort. I HATE Narváez


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.95597 del
Really getting on my nerves seeing breaks like this where riders without a sprint will just work their asses off and throw away any chance of a win because secondary positions have too much value.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.95598 del
>>95597
Eh you never know until you try. Guys with you can always chute, have a mechanical etc. You miss all the shots you don't take and all that.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.95599 del
>>95595
Large hail, heavy wind, possible tornados Bert


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.95600 del
we live in switzerland with short track ladies which might or might not be a replay


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.95601 del
>>95598
You still make Narváez do more work in a break like this. Meurisse was pulling inside the final km. He made no attempt at the win. Just happy to get 2nd.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.95602 del
Tomorrow looks like the kind of pre-Tour TT that Pogi can actually job, but looking at the startlist, I'm not even sure who he can even job to. I guess it's Vacek or McNulty.

Surely I'm not missing anyone...
>memco.png


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.95603 del
>>95602
heh
memco
now that was a runner


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.95604 del
>>95601
Some guys just don't know how or just don't want to play those kind of games. Call it bad race sense or something.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.95605 del
>>95604
it's not bad race sense it's UCI points farming
they're probably telling him in his ear to ride because 2nd is also good for the team


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.95606 del
>>95605
Could also be true


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.95607 del
Slock top 20 again. Doesn't matter if it's a sprint or a MTF. This guy is doped


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.95608 del
Squeaking about doped: Eulálio last place again


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.95609 del
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fucking SLOCK starting to piss me the fuck off


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.95610 del
puck absolutely humbled


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.95611 del
UAE meme team top of the league btw


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.95612 del
>>95610
I was just watching her video


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.95613 del
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>>95612
bert sponsor spotted


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:40 [Preview] No.95614 del
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>news says something about a supercell
>look outside
>looks like one of those clouds from tornado movies
welp, this is it for me


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.95615 del
>>95614
F


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.95616 del
>>95614
Mmm, Twister, these were the times.
Going alone to kino as a very young teen and these thrillers from 95-98.
>>95615
Hopefully not stronger than an F1 hehe.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.95617 del
>>95614
Send it here please. I can't go on anymore. It is too hot. It's over


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.95618 del
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berts are getting destroyed by storms left right and center and some of my colleagues are also facing death by weather but nothing reaches me, no weather kino for me. I could go for some storm entertainment right now


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.95619 del
>>95617
it's still hot, just incredibly windy and lots of lightning
just saw a tree get uprooted


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.95620 del
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santé berts, no bert no glory


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.95621 del
>>95620
lekkere geuze


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.95622 del
>>95620
one geuze please


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.95623 del
>>95620
Absolutely.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.95624 del
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Yeah, looks like it means business.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.95625 del
>>95614
send it here please I need the cool


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.95626 del
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This shit is rotating right into me, didn't have going out today in type of plan but we shall see.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.95627 del
>>95625
it moving to brussels, total brussels death hopefully


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>>95620
Santé!


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.95629 del
>>95627
looks like ghent is about to get it hard


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.95630 del
>>95629
total ghent death is also good, hippies


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.95631 del
>>95626
good luck out there 🙏


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.95632 del
Right arm won the espectacular Tour Szlakiem Mazurskich Twierdz and I think it is schizoburger's tootsies winning home jizz.


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>>95632
jesus christ I haven't thought about that freak in months


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.95634 del
>>95633
Same, completely repressed him. Doesn't look like he even posts on 4cyc anymore, such a loss.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:08 [Preview] No.95635 del
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lol what


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.95636 del
>>95635
We are not ready for the return of the czek.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.95637 del
Sjoerd Bax is bold as well.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.95638 del
>>95636
it's more the baxbeast prediction that I find worrisome


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.95639 del
>>95635
retarded
VACEK said he's in the best climbing form ever so his ITT surely gonna take a hit


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.95640 del
>>95635
Sjoerd BAX?


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.95641 del
>>95634
Not enough people on 4 chinz left to give him attention. And schizos just abandon ship when you stop encouraging their delusions.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.95642 del
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>Pogacar 1.9
>McNulty 4.33
>Vacek 4.33
>Bax 12
>Segaert 15
>Roglic 17
>Foss 23
>Wilder 26
>Gorsschartner 41
>Vlasov 41
>Tiberi 67
>Schachmann 67
>Wellens 67
>Chamberlain 67
>Poel 101


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.95643 del
>>95642
the fuck is this bax shit
because of that giro TT?


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.95644 del
>>95635
>>95637
>>95640
the guy is a pretty decent TT autist, wouldnt put it past him to get a top 10


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.95645 del
>>95644
above brandon mcnuggets though?


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.95646 del
>>95642
>>95644
tenner on bax it is


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.95647 del
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>a group of ciclistas giggled at me when I rode past them


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.95648 del
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>>95647


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.95649 del
>>95614
I survived the level 4 thunderstorm and it actually was one. Shoes were no use anymore, at least the water I waddled through was warm enough.
Temperature dropped from 33 to 20, but humidity is now Brazil tier.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.95650 del
>>95644
Top 10 sure, top 3-4? That's some PCS noomber fixation.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.95651 del
>>95647
did you make them uncomfortable?


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.95652 del
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They were laughing at your penis


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.95653 del
>>95649
It is sandals weather, or pure gummistiefel. Any goretex shit is good only to give 20-30 minutes to get out of real rain.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.95654 del
>>95651
I just gave them a little wave as I always do.
>>95652
No way they would do that, right??


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.95655 del
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Yeah, Wrocław getting it. It will be at my place at 1.5h.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.95656 del
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It's time.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.95657 del
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Fuck it, I am going in.
Booze, thermos to put in bought ice cubes and then pour booze into, sandals, quick dry shorts, military grade goretex jacket, big umbrella.


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Hmmm. I do hear some rumbling in the distance...


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.95659 del
>>95657
Thinking of buying sandals after like 10 years of not having them
But I will exclusively wear them with socks like a true bohemian german I am


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.95660 del
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Good luck to bertacek tomorrow before I forget it.
We're all rooting for you


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.95661 del
Reporting in, already some kino, don't know how postable the vids will be
>>95659
Happy customer and user of these, shant posting tootsies though.
https://shop.monksandals.com/gb/polecane-produkty/112-47745-manaslu-plus.html#/50-size-37/127-kolor_paskow_manaslu-czarny
Bet you will find someone in Czechy doing similar stuff.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.95662 del
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Watching Cassablanca again.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.95663 del
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Arrived in Bretagne. It's fresh here. Didn't check if the bike is fine, that'll be a surprise for tomorrow


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.95664 del
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>>95660
Thank you
If you don't hear from me after some 18:00 you know I died


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.95665 del
>>95663
Looking forward to France 3 showing the weather before the tour coverage starts with 30+ degrees everywhere in France except Brest again.
On the other hand Breton and Basque flags that used to be ubiquitous at bike races have become a rare sight.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.95666 del
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>>95661
but those are pantofle
these are sandaly


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.95667 del
Going to do a BIG ride on Sunday. All day if I can make it work. Still trying to figure out where to go though.


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.95668 del
>>95667
Over the longest bridge that Denmark has to offer that can be ridden with a bike of course


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.95669 del
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>>95661
>those "shoes"


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.95670 del
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>ynr Primož Roglič


Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.95671 del
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>>95641
Does this mean we can go back


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.95672 del
>>95662
One of the greatest scripts ever. Such a good movie.

It's a bit crazy to think it was made filmed in 1942...US was still getting its shit pushed in in the Pacific Theater and Hitler had Western Europe on lockdown.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.95673 del
>>95672
Another one of those lightning in a bottle. What eas was supposed to be a quick propaganda movie somehow became an all time classic.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.95674 del
>>95665
Basque might have just switched for the palestinian flag


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.95675 del
>>95671
>posting with timers
>posting with weird fucking captchas
>waiting for 6 billion seconds whenever your IP changes


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.95677 del
>>95676
>30°C in Brest
C'est fini


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.95678 del
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>>95666
Tak tak, a cerstvy to świeży a pachnout to śmierdzieć.
>>95669
Contiue this and I shall start posting tootsies.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.95679 del
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A bit of a nothingburger, was some kino but there was more rain than thunderstorm, it mostly dissipated by the time it came over and most of what was left passed my town to the north.
Of course didn't catch the coolest ones because this is just random pointing the phone at the sky and hoping you catch something before your arms go numb.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.95680 del
Let's look up the weather in Praha.
>Hot with sunny spells; an afternoon thunderstorm in a couple of spots; extreme heat can be dangerous for outdoor activities Hi: 33°
I'm sure Bertaczek is well prepared and won't suffer a heat stroke.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.95681 del
pretty hungover from last nights company summerfest, not sure if I can squeeze out a ride its already 32C here wtf


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.95682 del
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The riders are well into the 4th night, with the leader already having done 2370km /13600m of elevation. We now have a Austrian double-lead at the front, with Thomas MAUERHOFER having joined Philipp KAIDER to lead this years RAAM. "Only" 230km between them


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.95683 del
>>>95682
where are the girls? Women are competitive in ultra distances because of their fat storage in their bodies.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.95684 del
3 hours Z2 done with some fallen tree dodging


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.95685 del
>>95680
we prepared him well, I have faith in /ourboy/


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.95686 del
Lauren Dick Son DNS (collected)


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.95687 del
you will be able to compare the femmes times to the hommes today


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.95688 del
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>Træen crashes from German bridge, 1 died


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.95689 del
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Not the Uno-X runner btw


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.95690 del
>>95686
very peculiar crash, looked like her tyre came fully off


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.95691 del
>>95690
probably hit a sharp object™


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.95692 del
a jew is the new NC of Israel, big surprise


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.95693 del
>>95692
that's the esteemed points jersey winner of the TARA, put some respect on his name


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.95694 del
#PrayForBertacek


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.95695 del
>>95694
this is now a #PrayForBertacek general 🙏🏿


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.95696 del
>>95694
hope you started at like 6am


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.95697 del
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>>95694
You've prepared for this, whatever it is, I haven't been PATTT


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.95698 del
>>95697
Me neither, I don't know what he's doing but I am sure he died again or something by now


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.95699 del
>>95697
he's doing l'etappe du tour (czech version)


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.95700 del
>>95699
Did he really pay 4000 czechem coronas to the ASO to race this?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.95701 del
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>>95699
Phwoah. Although...
I like that they have a "KOM Challenge" (timed segment I assume) right at the start, so he can properly destroy himself and pay the price for the entire ride.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.95702 del
>>95701
devilish by the organization


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.95703 del
reusser wins by the way
48km/h, how many men will be slower


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.95704 del
some of these girls have never done a TT before and it shows


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.95705 del
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>>95694
You better do what you got to and when you come back understand this was the dumbest idea ever and never do it again.
It's unreal, and it is 33C, not a record is being broken.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.95706 del
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>shop ride when 20C
<shop ride when 33C and half of whiskey the night before


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.95707 del
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we live in the alps. Now with 5G connection. I'd rather be here on 2000 meters and go for a hike than watching ciclismo at 33°C.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.95708 del
>>95707
The holy trinity of bert, trein-hike-bike.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.95709 del
>>95706
heh reminds me of waking up in the middle of the night with 140 bpm during my drinking days


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.95710 del
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collarbone anon here.
Very light new bone visable in between the 2 cm overlap. Doctor says i need to give it 3 (!) months more rest. I can cycle on a normal dutch bicycle but not racecycle during this time. Ofcourse i cannot do this this summer.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.95711 del
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>>95710
is there a reason they didn't just put a plate?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.95712 del
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>avg 34C
>with hangover
I'm gone I'm dead


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.95713 del
>>95711
It was a not necessary they said and also i have a history of too quick blood clotting in surgery so i thought better not


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.95714 del
>>95710
Should have gone to Herentals. You'd be back on your road bike in 2 weeks.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.95715 del
>>95713
that sucks, a friend of mine brook his while boozing and they just put in a plate and he was fine in less than 2 months


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.95716 del
>>95710
Jeebus, I'd tell them to just wire it up and fuck off with it all in a month and a half.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.95717 del
>>95715
You have to understand, medical care to keep boomers alive until they are 120 is very expensive so everybody else gets sent home with a bandage and paracetamol. Now pay your fucking insurance and shut the fuck up


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.95718 del
>>95713 This sounds like this >>95717
Let them give 4 pills of aspirin a day before and then patch it up, not make up some "reasons".


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.95719 del
>>95718
heh a colleague of mine had a pretty bad burn from a work accident and after some simple wound treatment they also sent him home with like a month of prescription pain killers and no other info.
Then he started feeling really sick after and the doctor was like yeah that's normal you have withdrawal from the pain meds.
Now I now how the opiate crisis began


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.95720 del
>>95719
I can top that - my dad slipped in a hotel bathroom and cut his little finger on a piece of broken glass, went to the ER, they didn't bother to really look so they just desinfected and stitched it together. A week later he went to the Dr. to get the bandages changed, underneath was a completely black and rotten small finger - they had to do emergency amputation of a good chunk of his hand. After a 5 year legal battle, they gave him 25k as compensation. But he lost his job as a carpenter through it and had to stop cycling. fuck (((hospitals))) and their jew lawyers


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.95721 del
Hmmm.
Pedalton gave Masnada a lot of time.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.95722 del
>>95719
No, I meant aspirin as a blood thinner, that's all you got to do avoid "clotting" when having a procedure. I'd prefer something more potent as a painkiller when they drill your bones.
>>95720
Fucking sucks.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.95723 del
>>95720
He never watched the paralympics in cycling and did get something custome made for his hand?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.95724 del
>>95721
Lipomerckx can easily take 4 minutes on him once he starts pedaling. Trust the plan.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.95725 del
>>95720
jesus


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.95726 del
>>95723
he could hold the hoods even with the missing part of the hand, but he said he gets massive ghost-pain and that fucks with his head


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.95727 del
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Rusbert already made the Roglic joke here


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.95728 del
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Now I understand what you berts mean with heat. It wasn't unbearable but harder than it would have been at something more optimal like 15-20°C, at least it was pretty windy. Still managed 25+30min at 355-360W so pretty good.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.95729 del
>>95728
30C must be rare for you no?
anyways proper ride that, impressive!


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.95730 del
paula blasi completely humiliating the female riders again
I think she's almost on the level of demi to be honest


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.95731 del
>>95728
thats pretty impressive. How much do you weigh?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.95732 del
I heard the Baby Giro is actually interesting, first time watching it


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.95733 del
>>95729
Yup! last couple years we've had some weeks with more than 35, but honestly at that point I'd rather rape lol.
>>95731
Thanks, I've been steady at 78kg for a while now


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.95734 del
pithie lachee


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.95735 del
Volta legend Munton dead


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.95736 del
It's already ogre. Bora train just choo chooed away.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.95737 del
>>95736
who could have expected that in this stacked field


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.95738 del
Lipo on that SL9


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.95739 del
>The last victory for Lipowitz Florian (Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe) was 1 years + 346 days ago (Sibiu Cycling Tour | General classification)


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.95740 del
>>95737
I was hoping for a betrayal.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.95741 del
I saw at least 3 cyclists today who had zyn containers in their jersey. why would you take nicotine while cycling?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.95742 del
>>95741
just ride with a ciggie in the mouth, the faster you go the more you auto inhale


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.95743 del
>>95739
Some people call the Sibiu Cycling Tour the fifth Grand Tour


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.95744 del
>>95741
>why would you take nicotine while cycling?
Why would you take nicotine ever?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.95745 del
tuned into downhill cycling and see a fully bald 18 year old anglo heh anyways I fell asleep for 2 hours in my chair the 6 am rides are taking their toll oy vey


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.95746 del
Slippy cobbles on the descent.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.95747 del
lipobros we suck at descending


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.95748 del
>>95742
See some err working class "people", those of the type that went gasterbeiting the moment Polska got to EU and it became clean, quiet and safe almost overnight, I see them getting back from work on their old rusty mtbs which give off more sounds than Brtek's canyon, and they just puff their cigs, puff after puff and a trail of fumes follows them.
Pair that with "music" for the working class "people" blaring out of a bluetooth speaker ziptied to the bar and alas, I am remembering all the German words I know as Wagner starts humming at the back of my head.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.95749 del
>>95747
truth but there's worse in the peloton


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.95750 del
Betrayal is still on the menu.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.95751 del
>>95741
Austrians have one weakness and it's their love for tobacco.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.95752 del
>>95748
Yo made me remember a retired high school teacher who used to do this. He was even using a cigarette holder, looked comicale.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.95753 del
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Behold the mighty Piz Palü. I have the lake all to myself. Now I chill and hope there won't be a thunderstorm. I have plenty of time hiking back to the trein station and hope the tourists and bertolos from Milan don't crowd the treins anymore.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.95754 del
pellizzari with the ILLEGAL FOREARMS ON THE BARS position, will they dsq him for it? No


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.95755 del
>5G in bum fuck nowhere in the alps and probably the only person connected to the antenna.
Heh, you could do home office here. Meanwhile the moment your train leaves a village in Bavaria all you have is edge/2G.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.95756 del
>>95754
might give him a fine to have a nice dinner tonight


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.95757 del
>>95753
I would so bomb into this now.
Would maybe give it a consideration if it was illegel but a good splash on me head would not be stopped.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.95758 del
BAX humbled by KLUCKERS
wielerflitsfrauds in the bin


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.95759 del
>>95758
And AZPARREN, gigafraud.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.95760 del
Nils -loved by dentists- Politt smokes


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.95761 del
>>95758
people put money on that guy


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.95762 del
I need to make a dinner but I don't want to get up to just throw my juicy sirloin steak from Argentina on my still almost brand new airfryer mit grill.
This is all so tiresome, I can see how people become vain and paresseux for a lack of a better English word, when struggles with basic life stuff are over.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.95763 del
Segaert bros...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.95764 del
Wellens rapid


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.95765 del
UAE is gonna have 5 guys in the top 10


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.95766 del
>>95765
That fucker with UAE meme velodrama team is winning it all


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.95767 del
grug looks like he's smashing


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.95768 del
>>95767
sponsors probably berated him for his 3 days of slurp


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.95769 del
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>>95758
I should have known, but....


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.95770 del
>>95766
i made that team for a laugh, might be winning the mens cyc suisse and women's suisse overall somehow

velogames altitude camp paid off


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.95772 del
>>95757
It's fresh glacier water, you would freeze in it


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.95773 del
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So MVDP is actually racing today...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.95774 del
grug smash


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.95775 del
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love a good hard time trial


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.95776 del
>>95775
desperate for top 10s now that he's on the decline, that omloop curse really got to him


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.95777 del
based grug cockblocking the ar*b oil dopeurs


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.95778 del
>>95774
>>95775
Oh great, now I have to reconsider him for Tour. Still will pick Jappe, if he is not 16 or something.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.95780 del
tiberi, GC rider for the tdf, is slower than nils colgate


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.95781 del
rog n rolling


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.95782 del
Once in a while I believe in my guy Sasha V and he is absolutely dogshit.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.95783 del
Meanwhile Davide, filled in very well for our very own Bért, wins in Occitanie.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.95784 del
Vacek about to go thermonuclear.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.95785 del
roglic doesn't give a shit lol
granny cornering


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.95786 del
Dopacar will go absolutely balistic because of grug


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.95787 del
>foss


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>>95753
Looking fresh! Beach here, the water still haven't got the message from the heatwave


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.95789 del
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>Sander de Pestel


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.95790 del
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Dopacek


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.95791 del
vacek siphoning all the energy from the now dried out corpse of bertacek


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.95792 del
POGI POGI POGI


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.95793 del
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Dourist trein spit out a load of amerigan dourists. Thank you for visiting Switzerland and paying extra for the panoramic train.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.95794 del
>>95788
Very jealous Bert. Beautiful.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.95795 del
Vacek afferi dopingove


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.95796 del
grug is not impressed


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.95797 del
>>95796
he's already putting on his socks, he knows what's coming


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.95798 del
Ok I admit that it's kinda nice for the people living at the koers seing the riders pass by one by one


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.95800 del
very technical finish, did nobody chute there?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.95801 del
McNuggets barely in the top 10....

Welp....


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.95802 del
>>95801
Vacek slower than Foss...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.95803 del
>>95800
pretty crazy indeed. Course designers hoped for a spectacular chute into the river for sure


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.95804 del
what the fuck is sander de pestel doing in this list


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.95805 del
FUCK.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.95806 del
Lame? Man he could have let grug win this one.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.95807 del
>>95806
no gifts


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.95808 del
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>>95806
No gifts


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.95809 del
Ive had enough. The UN needs to step in and stop de em*rates menace


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.95810 del
>>95806
No gifts among champions


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.95811 del
>>95809
israel needs to bomb the middle east more, it is the only way


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.95812 del
kek grug


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.95813 del
>>95811
Iran should actually flatten both


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.95814 del
>>95813
reduce it all to a sea of glass


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.95815 del
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I'm getting Pog Derangement Syndrome!


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.95816 del
>>95815
this is the omloop curse manifest, one small gust of wind was the difference


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.95817 del
OTL Bert Bertacek


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.95818 del
>>95817
Eh dnf due to his wheels falling off is far more likely.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.95819 del
>>95664
starting to worry


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.95820 del
>>95817
what was the deadline for considering him KIA? 18:00? 20 minutes to go...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.95821 del
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Jobbers slower than big Marlen.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.95822 del
Consider this: Kooij


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.95823 del
>>95821
widar is such a dead career at this point


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.95824 del
>>95822
god damn, lovely results from this race
jappe best climbing form and 2 3rd places
merlel 1 win and 2 2nd places
kooij 1 win and 1 2nd place
girmay 1 win and really good climbing form


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.95825 del
>>95824
and mads pedersen in hiding


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.95826 del
>>95824
at this point I'm going for a discount sprinter to save precious velocoins. I wonder who axeltaard will pick as favorite for the first sprint stage.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.95827 del
>>95824
Sure is looking like a good competition for sprint stages and the green at the Tour.

Sprinters gonna sprinter though, and so I expect them to go retarded on the first opportunity they have, wipe out and ruin the competition.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.95828 del
>>95826
pick de lie


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.95829 del
>>95825
He didn't look so good in that French mickey mouse race. His performance in spring was quite good given his injuries so I thought he would have been really strong after some more training but he almost got worse.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.95830 del
>>95828
I mean he should win, so rusbert would be forced to make a de lie edition


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.95831 del
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It's 18:00 ...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.95832 del
Damnit I knew grug would do a good TT he posted a few pics on insta about it. Now if only he didn't sleep the first 2 days it would have been a decent pic


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.95833 del
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>>95831
He's lying in a ditch in the Czech hinterlands and nobody is looking for him. We will all miss him.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.95834 del
>>95831
his body will feed the local wildlife


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.95835 del
I still think it's more likely that he goes on the 3rd one, but will anyone even pretend to be surprised if he goes on the 2nd Col de la Croix with 90-100 km to go?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.95836 del
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Noted: Naud De Clercq

"The new Merlier"


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.95837 del
>>95835
roglic will go there for some reason


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.95838 del
>>95831
A wrong creature will come back and claim to be him.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.95839 del
>>95835
He's going to race for mcnulty one way or the other


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.95840 del
I never managed to stalk bertaczeck so now I cant even send flowers to his funerals...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.95841 del
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In the back where Gino Mäder went off road. It has been 3 years already.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.95842 del
>>95841
comfy overcast sky we've also had that until like 11:00 today


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.95843 del
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Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.95844 del
>>95843
congrats on completing Tour de France


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.95845 del
>>95843
👍🏿
we were starting to worry, expecting a detailed blogpost later


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.95846 del
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Heroic cyclist survives getting cagied by jumping from her bike. Didn't even happen that far from todays stage.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.95847 del
>>95753
extrem basiert. do you do overnighters also?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.95848 del
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>>95845
It was about 35 degrees average, give or take.
As a heatlet, I wanted to take it easy, but I had really had no other choice.

The race started and Garmin was showing 45 (not a typo) degrees on the sun, after 3 km there was a downhill and I saw first chute brutale. A gentleman was laying on a kerb and he was clearly deceased. Onlookers were already giving him the last rites.
First 15 km were ok, first climb I rode at easy tempo (240 w) to see what happens but gradually the heat got to me and all the climbs I had to ride at 200 watts.

I was stopping at every water station (there were 4) and each stop I drank like 1 liter of water and poured another on me. Then for 5 minutes it was okay until it wasn't.

At some 70 km it started to rain a little and the race got down next to Moldau in a shadow, suddenly it was 25 degrees and me legs have awoken. Me and two guys were scoring big watts and overtook about 100 guys till the final alto that was again on a sun, but i think I still scored some good watts.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.95849 del
>>95848
Very nice bert


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.95850 del
>>95848
well done


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.95851 del
>>95847
nope, only day trips. Keeps things light when walking up the mountains.
I didn't mind sleeping outside back in the army, it was better than sleeping in the hot bunkers.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.95852 del
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>>95848
hot


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.95853 del
>>95843
Excellent excellent


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.95854 del
>>95843
C'est fini(sher)


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.95855 del
I miss remcomania


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.95856 del
there's an Aldi in Manhattan now. So the Germans won in the end. Meanwhile Lidl is stuck with a mediocre cycling team.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.95857 del
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meanwhile in Brussels...


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.95858 del
>>95857
based schizos dragging all of us down with them


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.95859 del
Is sweet spot considered an odd or even zone


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.95860 del
>>95848
Very ahoj.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.95861 del
>>95857
I see Abrahamsen and his sosidge.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.95862 del
>>95859
3.5?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.95863 del
>>95859
well depends on which side you're riding on


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.95864 del
>>95859
its zone 3


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.95865 del
>>95861
I also noticed his doppelganger in there


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.95866 del
>>95859
I do sweetspot at 93-95% so definitely zone 4


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Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.95868 del
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zone 3&4 are zone2 so it's even either way


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:31 [Preview] No.95869 del
>>95867
Sex


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.95870 del
So Bora let LIPOWITZ win today?
well he was the one with the least amount of pro wins after all


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.95871 del
>>95870
They(Nemci) won't like your opinion.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.95872 del
>>95867
Doesn't she use sunscreen? The skin on her arms already looks like crap


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>>95867
woman of my dreams


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.95874 del
>>95865
Has to be a fag right. Not even mentioning the boomers with the grim gynecomastia, what straight man goes on these "events", especially with striped socks pulled up like a signal.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.95875 del
>>95874
it's the same people that go to nude beaches


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.95876 del
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hopefully he extends his title, can't see anyone else in that jersey anymore


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.95877 del
>>95876
he must take it again he's the only real american aside from powless the apache who is still gone I don't remember what happened to him


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.95878 del
>>95877
pow pow has weak knees


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.95879 del
>>95878
silent ban after that vismoid humiliation


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:28 [Preview] No.95880 del
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how come he gets to ride comfy temperatures like that, anyhow the roads and vegetation look surprisingly similar to some of my riding grounds


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.95881 del
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Rare velodrama stage win for me.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.95882 del
>>95880
COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.95883 del
>>95881
The lipowitz of velogames.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.95885 del
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>>95884
>big Sagan


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.95886 del
>>95884
massive


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.95887 del
>>95884
Enorme


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.95888 del
>>95884
god he looked bad in those mywhoosh commercials but this is on another level


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.95889 del
ponder his blood alcohol


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.95890 del
>>95884
How much does Didi earn?


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.95891 del
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>>95843
I, too, am a dingy, grey, disgusting "white" shoes and socks chad


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.95892 del
>>95890
afaik he does it for free


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.95893 del
>>95890
i don't know but i high fives with him at the meta


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.95894 del
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Autismbert will be happy to hear the great Metodej JILEK finished 7th today


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.95895 del
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>>95884
>I have the physique of 3x WC


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.95896 del
>>95857
I need this but with a gorillion megapixels resolution so that I can zoom in and count the hairs on their ball sacks.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.95897 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=xMvJ83XpGoI [Embed]

Soulful


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.95898 del
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>In the French coastal town of Mimizan, a man died after being struck with a metal petanque ball during an argument. The 68-year-old victim was hit in the face and collapsed shortly afterwards. The man may have died of cardiac arrest. An 81-year-old man has been arrested for involvement in the incident.

>The argument reportedly arose from a conflict over 'territory'. A group of players who normally play on the beach wanted to move to a court in the city for shade. However, the situation completely spiraled out of control there.

>"There is great rivalry between beach players and city players," a witness told news agency AFP. "But I didn't think it would come to this."

>The 81-year-old suspect had been detained since Wednesday and has since been released on conditions. Among other things, he is not allowed to leave the country. During questioning, the man reportedly admitted to striking with the petanque ball, but stated that he did so in self-defense.

>The extent to which the blow, the resulting injury, and the eventual death are related will be determined by an autopsy. The results are expected early next week and should provide an answer to that question.

Jesus that must be some serious business in Squeakistan. Stay safe out there pétanqueberts


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.95899 del
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Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.95900 del
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>>95898
Pretty sure I read this already


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.95901 del
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BIG plans tomorrow.
>>95848
Basiert. Dealing with that heat must've been brutale. Sounds like you managed it well.


Bert 06/20/2026 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.95902 del
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Ehh is Lelgium still there?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.95903 del
>>95848
Life as a heatlet isn't easy, but good job bert


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.95904 del
>>95902
This is fine


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.95905 del
>>95899
when did he ever get collected? or is that some other random scar


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.95906 del
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lesbians and their tongues


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.95907 del
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she's praying her paternoster


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.95908 del
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can you use the vaxxxmaster to cool yourself off the bike as well?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.95909 del
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Koch is very aero


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.95910 del
>>95908
AC + Vaxxmaster under the desk for cool balls zone


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.95911 del
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>SQUEAK SQUEAK
>pressure alert
>please exit the vehicle
tubolito com/syncd/


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.95912 del
lamborghini lachée


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.95913 del
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boob de la course


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.95914 del
bizarre startlist in Andorra

I feel like most of these riders never ride against each other


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.95915 del
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nice place for hiking


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.95916 del
>>95911
>hit sharp object
>computer voids your warranty on the spot


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.95917 del
>>95914
it's all the tax dodgers bert


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.95918 del
>>95914
anicolor present, but without their volta legends


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.95919 del
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Some flat gravel this morning. Not too bad but I really prefer south of france. Also lots of traffic, but once again only yellow plates don't know how to pass


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.95920 del
reusser very greedy


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.95921 del
>>95919
2 hours of Z2 for me, getting hotter quicker or it's not cooling down anymore


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.95922 del
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ynr labous


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.95924 del
>>95922
belgian commentator doesn't know that's labous


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.95925 del
>>95923
>petanque interdite
top jej. those bretons are serious, about not having any of that southern nonce.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.95926 del
>>95923
who knows how many petanque related murders have happened there


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.95927 del
love big marlen


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.95928 del
evil UCI HQ will be shown in 3...2...1...


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.95929 del
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the femmes will ride here again for the tour de france femmes avec zwift.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.95930 del
>>95929
why is the roof a butthole


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.95931 del
>aero grug
He's doing ironman after he retires, isn't he


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.95933 del
attaque kasia


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.95934 del
why doesn't she unzip anymore


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.95935 del
>>95919
>>95921
its definitely not cooling down as much compared to a couple days ago. I rode into some rain which was comfy while it happened but sucked for the 2nd half of the ride because apparently it had rained everywhere and that was when the sun started blasting


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.95936 del
>>95935
I escaped to britany and basically even here if you go away from the coast it's hot. Sea at 17 degree means it's impossible to stay hot during the night though


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.95937 del
longo borghini is really all or nothing


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.95938 del
these girls are FLAT


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.95939 del
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megan very bertaczekesque 2nd wind in the shades performance


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.95940 del
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kerabol space program pointing where her journey is taking her


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.95941 del
le court is going to win at this rate


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.95942 del
Sizable Marlen


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.95943 del
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Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.95944 del
lol the PCS tracker keeps going way too fast for how slow they're climbing
it's reset like 3 times


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.95945 del
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H U G H Marlen


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.95946 del
kwabsia, thanks for all the work


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.95947 del
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pcs overworking today


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.95948 del
Bertao going wild


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.95949 del
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le coq


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.95950 del
leave it to kasia to throw away an almost guaranteed 2nd place


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.95951 del
(Le Court) Pienaar (nee (Le Court) de Billot) closing on, knowing Kwabsia, she might even get kwabed out of podium


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.95952 del
MARLEN of great size


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asshole car blocks the riders behind marlen


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.95954 del
mogged by large marlen


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.95955 del
kasia 3rd because she just can't stop losing


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marlen wins the wet jersey contest


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.95957 del
drinking water too


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.95958 del
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slavs absolutely love Fanta


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.95959 del
>To illustrate this, he cites a specific example. “During the recent training camp in the Sierra Nevada, there is a climb where I tested myself last year. I managed to set a really good time there back then,” Pogacar indicates, without mentioning the name of the specific climb.

>I still remember thinking: wow, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to go faster. This year, at the end of the training camp, just for fun, I decided to give it another try. In the end, I was clearly faster than last year. So yes, I would say I am stronger than in 2025. Certainly from a training perspective

Oh nononono


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.95960 del
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the girls are so wet right now


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.95961 del
>>95959
>goes faster
>can't drop VACEK and EULALIU of all places


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.95962 del
>>95959
I think what it means is that everybody should be doing weightmaxxing in winter to gain some WATTS


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.95963 del
DNS SEEGUARD Alex


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not very grande
maybe shouldn't have opted for the aero helmet


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.95966 del
>>95870
>first pro win
>it’s gifted
bad karma


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.95967 del
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final GC
>3asia


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.95968 del
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movistar directeur sportif is a furry


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.95969 del
Fucking sram


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.95970 del
DNS SEGAERT


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.95971 del
>3x up and down the same mountain
heh could've been me route design


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.95972 del
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today is the day berts, wish me luck!


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.95973 del
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>>95972


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.95974 del
is there no coverage of the Andorra race today?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.95975 del
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>>95972
godspeed Bert


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.95976 del
Van Aert only 5th in the NC road race.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.95977 del
>>95972
>you need Energy Gels these days to get married


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.95978 del
>>95972
Is carb loading before the wedding comon in Austria?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.95979 del
>>95972
Congrats.

>one bert casually buying crates of wine worth thousands of dollars
>one bert casually flashing a 15000 euro watch

Did the /cyc/ office pay dividends lately from which I was exempt?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.95980 del
FISHERMAN-BLACK a satellite for ROGLIC
expect FIREWORKS today


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.95981 del
>>95979
>he doesnt have 7 bikes
ngmi


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.95982 del
>>95974
we live in andorra


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.95983 del
>Eulaliu
>Lenny
>AJ August
>Moleman
>Nairoman
>Double
>Bart Lemon

very /cyc/ break


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PCS - visma collusion unveiled


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.95985 del
ok, let's watch the tour of Slovenia....oh god that voice...MUTE IT


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.95986 del
>>95972
Good luck, may you escape rain, thunder and lightning.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.95987 del
it's on eurosport 1, so I can watch the finale with German commentators.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.95988 del
i always enjoy this berg in slovenia


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.95989 del
brvtal


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.95990 del
lipohitz


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next to these jobbers it almost looked like lipo has punch


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.95992 del
Lipo wins. G2 doing g2 things.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.95993 del
remcobros, what to make of this performance of lipo?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.95994 del
a finn wins the baby giro


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.95995 del
>>95972
Good luck Berto


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.95996 del
kek his celebrations are extremely awkward


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.95997 del
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Could this prevent G2 from slurping to much?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.95998 del
>>95996
Very german


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.95999 del
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>ABANDON ALLAH Julian
>ABANDON HAMILOT Lukáš
>ABANDON KAMP Sasha
>ABANDON BRENNAN Matthew
>ABANDON BAX Sjoerd
>ABANDON BERG Marijn van den
>ABANDON BELIKO Makrel
>ABANDON SMITH Dion
>ABANDON ORN-KRISTOFF Felix
>ABANDON HUISING MEmo
>ABANDON RUSSO Clement


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.96000 del
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sepp


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.96001 del
julien bernard getting a water bottle from a guy in a W52 jersey. that's certainly dopage.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.96002 del
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The prestigious Sibiu Cycling Tour (previously won by the likes of RICHIETELLO, LIPOWITZ or BERNAL GOMEZ) has super stack startlist this year:

>PIDCOCK
>GLOAG
>SOSA
>HAYTER
>MUNTON
>FINN
>Bert Julius
>TORRES
>PERICAS
>SOSA
>PETER
>EIKING
>POELS
>BUIJK
>RAJOVIC
>CADENA
>BUDIAK
>DINA
>VARGA


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.96003 del
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costaricaesque coverage down from andorra with 240p being a luxury item


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.96004 del
Pidcock brothers still in the pedalton?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.96005 del
(233.01 KB 2560x1440 Screenshot 2026-06-21 153718.jpg)


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.96006 del
ah, there's a squeaker stream for Andorra with more stable image quality
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j8xHdRbT27s [Embed]


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.96007 del
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the little squeaker that could
einer rubio laché
tao gamershart laché


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.96008 del
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I don't want to go outside.
It's too hot.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.96009 del
pidcvckini about to be unleashed


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.96010 del
>>96008
the whole fucking week it's going to stay 35+


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.96011 del
>>96010
the week after that as well
probably the week after that too


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.96012 del
crevaison gee-west


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.96013 del
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>>96010
ehm, HELLO???


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.96014 del
>>96013
Get out of here.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.96015 del
>>96013
>40/26
haha lol no


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.96016 del
ben toilet hmm


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.96017 del
Holy shit rain, finally, at least for a moment.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.96018 del
William HARPER


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.96019 del
sepp kuss gone


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.96020 del
KUSS GOES SOLO
PICVCKINI LACHEE


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.96021 del
Kussen masterclass


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.96022 del
harper too strong for pidkek lol


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.96024 del
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>>95972
Just be aware that this could be your father's day in a few years


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.96025 del
kussen disasterclass


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.96026 del
Grande Bill HARPER.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.96027 del
>>96024
Not to judge or anything, but "centrale" europe knows how to take care of the wife problem


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.96028 del
>>96013
What's truly hell is the >25 min temps


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.96029 del
>>96013
look at the minima lol time to get that AC brothers


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.96030 del
>kussen


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.96031 del
Eh, shitcock.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.96032 del
lame


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.96033 del
KUSS humbled and humiliated


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.96034 del
>>96013
yr is always very bad at 5+ days. Can guarentee it won't even reach 35


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.96035 del
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thank you PCS man very cool


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.96036 del
SKUIJNS at 10, really.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.96037 del
chute VLASOV


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.96038 del
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GREAT name


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.96039 del
grug laché


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.96040 del
>>96038
>Is actually from France

Sometimes they get it right.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.96041 del
>>96033
as usual


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.96042 del
How doped was Eulálio in the Il Giro


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.96043 del
>>96042
pretty normal for a guy to completely decompress after that
never understood teams fielding GC riders from the giro in suisse or the dauphiné


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.96044 del
dopathlon pulling


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.96045 del
>>96044
for who?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.96046 del
>>96043
Excuse me we are squeaking here and not looking for plausible explanations. Anyway what is Dopathlon doing


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.96047 del
>>96045
Richie tello


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.96048 del
Grégoire LACHEE
Bagioli LACHEE


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.96050 del
>I thought steven kruijswijk would be an option for today
Kirby still living a decade ago


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.96051 del
golden km happenings


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.96052 del
Ok maybe bring the filter back


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.96053 del
>>96043
>never understood teams fielding GC riders from the giro in suisse or the dauphiné
Well, they have to field somebody.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.96054 del
Jesus Christ MODS HELP


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.96055 del
fucking hell suissebert delete that shit


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.96056 del
Ah fuck off


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.96057 del
>>96053
you're supposed to field your tdf team in these races


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.96058 del
all in favor for filter
(aye)


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.96059 del
>>96057
I mean I thought it was a tune up race for the TdF, but if you're coming off a GT, you already have three weeks and thousands of km in the legs


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.96060 del
>surprise gregoire is struggling
lol why, does kirby watch cycling? since when is he a man for the high mountains


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.96061 del
>>96060
Just watch Eurosport with Jeroen and Karstengod


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.96062 del
>>96061
jeroen is just the belgian kirby but without the soul


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.96063 del
(3.82 MB 1280x720 gregoire nose bleed.webm)
>>96060
idk either


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.96064 del
>>96062
But Jeroen is an autist who knows everything about runners and Kirby is a retard who knows nothing


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.96065 del
bossman was quicker. well, you have to make 3 posts before being able to post a pic or link.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.96066 del
Eritreans streaming sporza on youtube again heh:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iMUvh5ixPjA [Embed]


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.96067 del
>>96065
does that mean he was among us posting all along?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.96068 del
>>96057
Nobody rides both Dauphiné and Suisse, so you need at the very least a few additional riders to make up the numbers.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.96069 del
>>96067
no I reported it


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.96070 del
>>96069
I mean the bot, 3 posts before posting a pic or link. Or is that setting is in place now


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.96071 del
>>96070
I think he put it back in place


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.96073 del
>>96070
I just required that setting of 3 posts, before I just required at least 1 post before being able to post external links.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.96074 del
I squeak


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.96075 del
>>96065
Worked like a charm, I can live with this inconvenience.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.96076 del
>>96027
As a burger, I’m not sure what you mean here…
But I’m definitely interested


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.96077 del
>>96075
I don't get why the spammer was able to post the link. fucking asshole.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.96078 del
>>96077
Why do they come here..


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.96079 del
>>96078
bot spam for questionable sites have been a staple on imageboards. so never set up one yourself.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.96080 del
>>96078
they're everywhere
if you go to a busy thread on 4chan you see them all the time, it's just that their janny army is pretty fast


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.96081 del
>>96077
At least I don't have to look directly at nonce stuff.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.96082 del
fuck off uno-x


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.96083 del
Fun baloise final


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.96084 del
let's go abrahamsen


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.96085 del
I wonder why Vervaeke is always 4 while some complete garbage is 6. Easiest pick ever


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.96086 del
o la la philipsen with the double


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.96087 del
2 ez for jappe


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.96088 del
dubbelslag voor JappeGOD


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.96089 del
>Abrahamsen Jonas (Uno-X Mobility) caught.
Finally WADA steps in


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.96090 del
>>96089
kek


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.96091 del
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who will you pick


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.96092 del
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>>96089


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.96093 del
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and the (sepp) kuss van Melanie


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.96094 del
>>96091
Would prefet Jappert but it would be really really neat if he was 12 tops.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.96095 del
>>96091
jappe of coursh he has grug support


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.96096 del
>>96094
he's been everything from 12 to 16 but I think with how expensive pogi will be it'll be 12
merlier, bini and kooij 10


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.96097 del
>>96091
Jappe alway performs unless he gets taken out


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.96098 del
Jappe is now a GC rider


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.96099 del
Widar can't descend, he can't TT, he can't climb (anymore)
what the fuck is he doing


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.96100 del
>>96091
>another round of sprinter chute russian roulette
yaaaaaayyyyyy...

I'm going Jappe if he isn't obscenely priced. Merlier otherwise. But I have 0 expectations.>>96099


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.96101 del
>>96091
Nobody I will just take Molenaar or something for 6 fuck sprinters


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.96102 del
>>96099
Going back to the baby Giro for an easy win and then losing has broken him. It's over.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.96103 del
bart lemon leaves a sour taste in my mouth


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.96104 del
our boy Felipe ORTS wins the prestigious Vuelta a Segovia


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.96105 del
>>96102
how did he outpunch seixas twice after that is what I wonder
seixas found 2W/kg
widar lost 2W/kg


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.96106 del
CAM ON LENNY


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.96107 del
Are we sure they didn't actually send Miro Schmid here. Terrible


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.96108 del
louis is a local legend from where I live


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.96109 del
attaque pogi lol


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.96110 del
Attaque de Tadej Pogacar or something


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.96111 del
>gap increasing

>post history or no pic
oh noe, the spammers again


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.96112 del
kirby is still going on about gregoire as the GC leader


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.96113 del
Great tactics here by team Dopathlon


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.96114 del
(11.08 KB 304x221 Squeak.jpg)


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.96115 del
>>96111
just post 3 times


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.96116 del
ah yes my long lost pic carapaz of course also does something


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.96117 del
>>96115
I can do that. because,


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.96118 del
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LENNY LENNY LENNY


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.96119 del
>>96113
Announcer’s box lost the feed… says Kirby


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.96120 del
the tour didn't even start and the score is already Pogi 7 - 1 Jonas


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.96121 del
I need to comment on Belgeberts' sprinter poll.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.96122 del
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Slock again


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.96123 del
>>96118
his only hope now is to plead to pogi


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.96124 del
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>>96091
Only big sprinters.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.96125 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLAIRE PRIMOZ ROGLIC


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.96126 del
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>>96122


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.96127 del
swiss rai already gave up on the time gaps


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.96128 del
>>96127
used to be their pride timekeeping


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.96129 del
SCHMID goes solo on Pogacar's wheel


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.96130 del
>>96129
already waved him goodbye


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.96131 del
where is roglic anyway


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.96132 del
>>96131
who?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.96133 del
Pretty interesting, let's see what VACEK does but:
Skjel, Ayuso, Mads suck to different degree.
Vacek, Skujins, Withen, Verona, Gee all gained a step.
Much equality.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.96134 del
>>96132
2026 vuelta winner


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.96135 del
Pogacar risks losing fitness being in the pedalton


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.96136 del
Kinda nice with no Kirby announcing. Just the sound of the moto and a few fans…


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.96137 del
well they showed the other slovenian for a sec


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.96138 del
Higuita? What


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.96139 del
>>96136
Brian Smith (I think?) also stopped speaking.

Maybe it's a silent protest against Pogi


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.96140 del
martinez is not going to make it


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.96141 del
>>96138
yeah baby another clean south american altitude camp


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.96142 del
ROGLIC going backwards


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.96143 del
(3.93 MB 1280x720 Roglic HIGH on Tramadol 3.webm)
>>96131
sometimes slipping in our realm


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.96144 del
>roglic found his mojo
>shows him getting dropped
kirby please


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.96145 del
>>96136
Nevermind he’s back… damn


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.96146 del
>>96140
he could hold on if he keeps up going as he is rn, but I have a feeling he is going too hard and is on the verge of cracking


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.96147 del
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whats the in-lore explanation for roglics weakness in 2026?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.96148 del
Allez Lenny


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.96149 del
Lemmen didn't even try to gather data


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.96150 del
>>96147
He's an old man, as old as even some berts (he's three years younger than me)


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.96151 del
It's over. C'est fini


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.96152 del
>>96147
Too old and zoinked out to give a shit about non-GT start.
Still expect him to do very well in Vuelta.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.96153 del
>>96151
There's like nine races going on,.vague posting needs to STOP


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.96154 del
Where is Foss. Asking for a friend


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.96155 del
Lenny doing pretty good


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.96156 del
bit too many cars


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.96157 del
>>96147
he was supposed to retire but bora decided to pay him anyway


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.96158 del
vacek gaining on carapils lol, incredible


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.96159 del
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>>96153
These races are in your head my dear Bert


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.96160 del
Go my little squeaker.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.96161 del
all smiles on Lenny
pogi please give him the stage


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.96162 del
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>Stage 4: MvdP
>Stage 5: Lenny


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.96163 del
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ALLEZ LENNY


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.96164 del
roglic got humiliated by foss of all people


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.96165 del
>>96162
Sometimes being fair is offering mercy to no one (except Arensmeme for some reason)


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.96166 del
oh no he's looking at him, it's over


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.96167 del
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>lenny fighting for his life
>pogacar easy evening z2 stroll
I had ENOUGH


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.96168 del
big ring pog
small ring lenny


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.96169 del
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>>96167
and lenny had a 2 minute head start


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.96170 del
burger NC in 80 minutes. let's see if there's a tiz stream, as it's behind a paywall on flo bikes.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.96171 del
C'est fini


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.96172 del
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>


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.96173 del
based fan


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.96174 del
play the roglic stealing the stage from mäder music


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.96175 del
>>96172
>mfw chased by a demon


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.96176 del
he might be in z3


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.96177 del
>>96155
I read this “Lenny DOPING pretty good”

I SQUEEK!


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.96178 del
(25.71 KB 600x600 1706911978574642.jpg)


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.96179 del
lenny martinez ist sauber


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.96180 del
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>>96172


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.96182 del
brutal...


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.96183 del
bertaczek already rage quit


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.96184 del
Nice try lenny


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.96185 del
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Funny it was decathlon's pulling that fucked up Lenny


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.96186 del
he shows no mercy anymore


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.96187 del
Pogi deciding whether Lenny should be in his win photo


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.96189 del
burger NC stream that tiz uses. let's see if it gets nuked.
https://kick.com/livegames209


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.96190 del
Lenny must have hit 200bpm at the end


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.96191 del
jarno widar????


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.96192 del
If he does this in Le Tour he does not leave France alive


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.96193 del
primoz lol


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.96194 del
>>96191
finally a few velocrumbs


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.96195 del
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not Vaceked


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.96196 del
>>96192
he will do it to seixas and it will result in seixas blowing up completely and dnf'ing the tour


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.96197 del
roglic just said that he was holding back for the coming 3 stages


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.96198 del
Is Roglic negative-splitting his season?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.96199 del
>>96197
Kek


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.96200 del
>>96196
seixas is going to do a pellizzari in week 2


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.96201 del
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dood


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.96202 del
>>96201
looking kinda jewish here


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.96203 del
>>96200
>lenny dood
>cararat dood
>pogi nose breathing one minute after the stage
lmao


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.96204 del
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Surely that wasn't WIDAR

Anyway, VACEK is not even the most sulphurous runner, it is obviously FOSH


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.96205 del
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12 days till next PCS game? WTF am I going to do? Spend time with the family!?!


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.96206 del
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Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.96207 del
Tour is shaping up to be 2024v2, Solaison and Alpe d'Huez will be absolutely disgusting.

Hopefully hjaelpers are still alive by the time mountains start.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.96208 del
>>96206
>Bert Lemmon out of nowhere


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.96209 del
so you should have picked vacek and foss for GC points lol


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.96210 del
>>96207
the only people that still have any hope are the ones in the visma car


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.96211 del
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at least Pog, Cararat, and van Wilder


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.96212 del
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Captain America made the flight back to retain his rightful jersey.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.96213 del
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>>96209
I know right? Who’d have thunk?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.96214 del
STRONG +9:51

A minute after Gregoire,


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.96215 del
>>96159
everything is a race
[image of pepe looking suspicious]


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.96216 del
>>96212
he's been there for like a week


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.96217 del
>>96214
underrated rider, it's just that he's heavily specialized in races like circuit franco belge and there aren't that many in the season


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.96218 del
>>96213
for me it's Alfredo Bueno


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.96219 del
stuff Pogi still needs to win:
Omloop het Nieuwsblad
Paris-Roubaix
Vuelta
Olympic Games
Itzulia
Dwarfs Door
Eschborn - Frankfurt
Donostia
Pologne
Quebec
Maryland Classics
Guangxi
Volta


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.96220 del
marlen won some competition so she could stand next to Pogi for 5 seconds.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.96221 del
>>96219
no copenhagen sprint?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.96222 del
>>96221
I left out the sprint races, dude can't even outsprint washed wout.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.96223 del
>>96219
How do you include Dwarf Doors but forget E3 or GW lol


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.96224 del
>>96222
if his team started pulling halfway he could go solo in the circuit
fatties can't race that hard


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.96225 del
>>96223
>>96221
at least you aren't complaining that I left out Renewi as well.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.96226 del
>>96225
you also forgot bretagne and hamburg


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.96227 del
>>96219
Also forgetting the Gran Premio NYC


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.96228 del
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Phew. Had to wrestle the dreaded resting link snake, but I made it home. Nearly broke down with about 3-4 hours to go. Had a small stop, ate some carbstuff and that helped. 86 eggs in this one. Now for some rest.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.96229 del
>>96228
holy moly absolute beast ride
congrats


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.96230 del
>>96228
Holy shit

I kneel


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.96231 del
>>96219
Better ignore Omloop or leave it to last


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.96232 del
>>96228
What the fuck


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.96233 del
>>96231
>2031
>wins ompoop
>dies in a wildfire while trying to win the volta


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.96234 del
>>96228
The z2 king


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.96235 del
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>>96228
VERY cool


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.96236 del
cheeky 12 hours ride. pas normal.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.96237 del
>>96228
forgot to give you the deserved you when reformatting my answer. here you go.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.96238 del
>>96228
long shift in the hen house


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.96239 del
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Fish bros...


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.96240 del
>>96228
Extremely cool, wow! How's your ass feel after that one heh


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.96241 del
we live in burgerlands doing the Charleston


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.96242 del
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>>96228


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.96243 del
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squimmons vs modern adventure cycling


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.96244 del
>>96243
there's no way any victor but simmons is acceptable here


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.96245 del
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for those who forgot what captain america looks like in the normal team jersey


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.96246 del
>>96228
How...


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.96247 del
>>96239
Jesus he stands no chance


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.96248 del
>>96239
pwoah 7.2 eW/kg for over 24 minutes it's so fucking over. Lenny was impressive to survive that long


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.96249 del
>>96228
What's the eggcount on this one


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.96250 del
>>96249
Nevermind I can't read


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.96251 del
wtf is a mile


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.96252 del
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198km race. doesn't stop burgers from displaying those as miles.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.96253 del
Secret pic Adrien Boichis winning XCO world cup back to back


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.96254 del
>>96246
Well it's only 25C here, so that helped.
Just saw it took me 30 minutes to fix that damn chain. Shameful. Didn't have a spare quick-link, so I had to gingerly extract and discard a half-link without pushing the pin all the way through, so I could push it back in. Nerve-racking stuff.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.96255 del
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> Heimo Fugger


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.96256 del
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Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.96257 del
modern adventure playing out their numerical advantage.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.96258 del
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modern adventure with 3 riders now in the break away. captain america has to beat them with pure strength on the rampas.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.96259 del
115.9 MILES to go wow it's gonna be a while


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.96260 del
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>>96228
>86


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.96261 del
Who can eat 86 eggs


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:07 [Preview] No.96262 del
>>96256
different podium thots than previous years, LAME


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.96263 del
anyway, how do you fix you're chain en route?
hope to find the quicklink and put it back on? carry a spare?
carry a chain tool? honestly from me experience it only works the way out, can't imagine it working the way in


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.96265 del
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GC. >>96264


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.96266 del
Next stop? Velogame.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.96267 del
Do we reckon how inebriated is Habsbert now?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.96268 del
>>96263
I have a ql with me but no chaintool so it's probably useless if it ever comes to that because the way I see it when a link snaps you gotta remove the not snapped side's pin at the very least. Actually gotta think of a solution, maybe a mini chaintool


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.96269 del
>>96268
Overpriced bluecolored brand has a few multitools with chaintool included.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:22 [Preview] No.96270 del
>>96269
OOO saint calvert


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.96271 del
>>96263
replacement chainlink in the saddlebag and my multitool has a chainbreaker just in case


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.96272 del
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>>96270
May many sunshines bless his stache.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.96273 del
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>>96269
something like this looks good, very small and I have two hex keys with me
I see there are many multitools with integrated tools but I think this would work better and be less bulky


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.96274 del
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>>96263
Need a chain tool yeah. First order of business is to remove the bent/broken link. At that point, if you have a (spare) quicklink you can have simply popp that on and be on your way. Since I didn't (stupid), I had to be sneaky.
You're right that if you push the pin out, you're not getting it back in.
However, if you push it NEARLY out - enough out that you can separate the links - you can push the pin back in (having lost one link of length on you are chain). If it falls out, you're done for. Or rather, you can try again, sacrificing another link.
I use the chain tool from picrel - just the chain breaker part, I carry a different multitool due to autism. It's supposed to be mounted in the case thing, so using it on its own is extremely ergonomically unsound, but it works, just about, if you have the right hex key.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.96275 del
>>96273
It would be important for it to be also easy to use, I can see those multitool ones technically working but practically being a bitch to use.

>>96274
>However, if you push it NEARLY out - enough out that you can separate the links - you can push the pin back in
Heh, I have been using this trick to put a non-quick link chain back together when you also don't have another "double" link, that which you break off once it sits in the chain.
Can be done surely, high kurwa count to succeed in each attempt.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.96276 del
>>96263
at that point I'd just call the foid to pick me up


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.96277 del
>>96274
Never really thought about it, so I have been taking a quick link with me for no all along


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.96278 del
>>96276
Same. Or take the shame bus


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.96279 del
>>96277
Cannot recommend. I was so nervous of pushing it through, I was pushing it tiny amounts, then checking if it was enough - tried about 6-7 times before it finally worked. I guess if you do this a lot you get a feel for how far to push it but I had no idea.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.96280 del
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I have this at home and each time i used to shorten me new chain, I broke one of the highlighted thing


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.96281 del
>>96279
I guess I'll buy some quick links off Aliexpress, it's gotta be good enough in case of emergency


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.96282 del
>>96281
Surely yeah. Just need to get you back home. I carry china-sourced TPU tubes as spares on the same principle. Hasn't failed me yet.
>>96280
I have no idea how you did that unless it's a novelty chocolate chain tool. Your bear strength is clearly not compatible with mere steel.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.96283 del
axelgaard short live analysis of Schweiz Rundt, I'm sure later today he will release a 10 page write up:
>Losers: Cararat, Tiberi, Roglic (nail in the coffin)
>Winners: Vacek (He was supposed to help Mads P most, but now he also shows that he is worth a lot to Ayuso and Skjelmose.)
>Pogacar: data was collected - 2 minutes on a 10k climb on Vacek is a silver lining for Jonas, team UAE was underwhelming
>Vinggaard should not be intimidated by what he has seen this week.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.96284 del
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>>96282
well i think (now) the chain belongs in between those 4 teeth but i put the tooth inside the chain as a guide


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.96285 del
>>96283
I agree with the bald autism, 2 (two) minutes on Váček is nothing


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.96286 del
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probably doesn't count, but Iran made this little Belgian kid cry.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.96287 del
>>96283
>Vinggaard should not be intimidated by what he has seen this week.
the guy went in the red for like 1 minute in 5 days, he took minutes on a random hilly stage


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.96288 del
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>>96284
no I think you had it right?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.96289 del
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>>96288
weird, then


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.96290 del
>>96283
7.2 eW/kg for 24+ minutes is nothing to be intimidated by LOL yeah bro


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.96291 del
>>96289
wonders never cease in the bertacek tool shed


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.96292 del
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>>96280
is there anything bike related you have been able to do without doing something absurd
can break a chain with destroying the tool, can't pump a tube


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.96293 del
>>96283
>team UAE was underwhelming
Fortunately for him, he doesn't need a team


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.96294 del
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mhmm


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.96295 del
>>96290
while nosebreathing and handing out high fives for 30 seconds


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.96296 del
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>>96292
I managed to replace my handlebar tape without asphyxiating myself on it


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.96297 del
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Slock finished 19th in GC


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.96298 del
>>96297
based slockies almost beating the legendary hirschi


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.96299 del
>>96297
Yes, but only 58 points as compared to 190 for ROGLIC or 106 for DE PESTEL or 44 for LANDA who wasn't even there


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.96300 del
>>96294
crazy wheel combination


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.96301 del
>>96283
Pogi had a larger gap to second place in a one week stage race than Vinegaard did to Felix Gall in a Grand tour.

The fish is cooked.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.96302 del
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51 freedom miles to go and whatever that is in kilometers.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.96303 del
>>96302
who's the vismoid? did jorgenson get a soul?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.96304 del
>>96303
Ash BARRY apparently.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.96305 del
>>96302
Conversion is easy, use the Fibonacci sequence

50 miles is 80 km


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.96306 del
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>>96303
>born in Spain
>Canadian until 2023
>just won the juniors NC title


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.96307 del
>>96306
This is how America works.

If we actually used only American riders, they would all look like Nairoman


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.96308 del
>>96307
so there's a top sprinter born in Laredo, Texas. America needs him.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.96309 del
>>96307
nelson powless deserves the jersey, it is his birthright


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.96310 del
the American time keeping makes no sense at all. I guess 5 American seconds translate to 1 minute or so.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.96311 del
>>96309
well maybe he should actually compete instead of hiding like a bitch


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:12 [Preview] No.96312 del
I guess one of our resident burgers is the timekeeper of the race and just adjusted the 5 seconds into 1 minute heh.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.96313 del
>Pogacar's GC odds dropped from 1.25 to 1.28
it's over


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.96314 del
Lance has to have some stake in this team right. Not that Hincapie is just a beard but don't know if he is the guy with enough pull to fund it, certainly not personal wealth.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.96315 del
>>96314
Hincapie lives in Lance's wine cellar form what I've seen of the move back in the day


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.96316 del
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those dopeurs don't stand a chance against UAE-Lidl-Visma


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.96317 del
barry with the visma special, never pull


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.96318 del
I know Remco wasn't a forward, but he would have scored by now unlike his black bull Lukaku.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.96319 del
Barry is pronounced berry seems like.
I have a Harry in work and a few Belarussians.
Poor Harry is either called Gary (Belaruskies pronounce 'h' as 'g') or hairy when one chick overdoes the accent.
Only I call him like he is a wizard.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.96320 del
>belgian superstar NGOY


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.96321 del
American RAI status?


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.96322 del
>>96321
Loungy break brought to you by:
STATE FARM, like a good neighbor..


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.96323 del
>>96321
they were on a hydration break, please understand.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.96324 del
Although cycling would very much like to have a corporate backing from all your State Farms, Geicos, some software company and have a Whopper commercial rolling every 15 minutes.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.96325 del
somewhere memco is seething watching this game


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.96326 del
>>96315
Lance is a teetotaler


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.96327 del
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>>96325
yes


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:01 [Preview] No.96328 del
Hincapie boys caught sleeping


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.96329 del
I thought Lelgium was supposed to be good. Lekukie is terrible


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.96330 del
Aanval SIMMONS, Creed starts blasting.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.96331 del
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USA USA USA


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.96332 del
poor burgers struggling to pronounce the new name of Dauphiné


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.96333 del
CAM ON QUINN PUT ANOTHER MINUTE INTO THESE LIMPIES


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.96334 del
+1:15 on Vermaerke, ogre.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.96335 del
>>96330
It WAS Charlie Kirk’s favorite band…


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.96336 del
G3 at 1:45


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.96337 del
I had one of those extra event shifts were you never really have to do anything. From 6 to 2. They told me to make a træen ready at 9 so sure, then at 10 I get recalled to the yard because it is not necessary. Yeah no shit. And they tell me thanks and good evening which is code for go home because they can't outright tell you that. But going home 4 hours early was a bit much even for me so I watched the rest of that Lelgium game and then went home. I drove for like 5 minutes today, watched two matches and played Balatro. Why did I suffer so long at the /cyc/ office before doing this job


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.96338 del
I wanted to post a funny frog or mouse but I am not allowed again thanks to that fucking spammer


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.96339 del
TEST


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.96340 del
>>96337
Psh, noice.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.96341 del
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I have to do this every time? Can't it remember my IP or something


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.96342 del
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>>96338
you made enough posts by now to post a frog


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.96343 del
1:20 Vermaerke


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.96344 del
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>>96342
I could post my squeakers this afternoon but it already forgot me


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.96345 del
6 miles to go, that's approximately 20km


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.96346 del
>>96341
it works per browser session unless you allow cookies and don't use private mode.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.96347 del
>>96345
Give it in football fields like a normal human being.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.96348 del
Last reading, exactly two minutes on Vermaerke.


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.96349 del
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Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No.96350 del
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(1.20 MB 1280x720 dad.png)
(1.19 MB 1280x720 wife.png)


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.96351 del
>>96345
lol Bert, there are many here that dislike our measurement system.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk [Embed]


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:55 [Preview] No.96352 del
USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.96353 del
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>>96352
My celebratory burger in honor of Quinn


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.96354 del
In bigger news: Chumil demolished everyone in Guatemala (ITT). Super Mardo not on the startlist so hopefully not a silent ban


Bert 06/21/2026 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.96355 del
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>>96337
well well well looks like you won alright


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.96356 del
Kek what, I've been busy with the christening of my son, then midsummer's eve shenanigans and time with relatives on the summer cottage. I come back home and see that I was second on Suisse velodrama thanks to GC Foss?? Oh man, what a week. I remember thinking after two days that this race was a total disaster thanks to Lenny.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.96357 del
>>96350
His dad is such a larper lmao


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.96358 del
>>96357
I like the guy but the family must be 80iq average


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.96359 del
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(14.74 MB 1052x720 Kingdom of Cycling - 🇺🇸 National Championships 2026 USA 🇺🇸 The Road Race 🏆 #QuinnSimmons... [2068813241858355200].mp4)
randomly assorted news:
>wout back on the bike
<Bart Lemon wants to win the Dutch NC
did you know that he's 30 already?
>milk truck Keller chuted at the XCO race on her new 32'' wheel bike
<alain philippe to leave out French NC to "rediscover the sensations and pleasure of cycling". he aims to win a 7th tour stage.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.96360 del
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They are no longer predicting 40 degrees next sunday
It's 41 now


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.96361 del
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>>96360


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.96362 del
>content


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.96363 del
>some more, but different...


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.96364 del
>>96360
indoor riding might unironically be the move


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.96365 del
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>>96360
>only 37
heh


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.96366 del
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>>96365
congratulations, you unlocked the ability to post images.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.96367 del
But it's only the pesky norwegians predicting it
I am choosing to believe in the forecast that predicts lower temps


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.96368 del
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>>96366
Let me use this new power to present my latest paypiggery:
>mit vortex generator chevrons


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.96369 del
>>96366
It's a superpower.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.96370 del
>>96369
but does the link denier work? the spammer yesterday simply omitted the www at the beginning and did get through.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.96371 del
>ride at 6
>ride in rain
three days in a row
<unpleased squeaker.png


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.96372 del
>>96368
the very middle part of the rubber didn't survive the summer on my thule


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.96373 del
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You can always tell, from the TNT highlights preview, who was the KWAB of the day


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.96374 del
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>>96373
I see what you did there


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.96375 del
>>96373
<squeaker very silly.jpg


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.96379 del
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>>96373
That's not a real video title


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.96380 del
it was 29 degrees inside my euroshed last night pure hell


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.96381 del
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I am still looking at other bike options than the Canyon Endurance some of our very Berts are very racist against.
Needless to say, a surprising amount of other endurance bikes in this price range look like shit. Or just plain "plain". Of course. Like this Van Rysel. Boring, just like me current bike.
The spec roubaix doesn't look bad but of course it has that future shock nonsense which is auto DSQ.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.96382 del
>>96381


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.96383 del
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>>96382


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.96384 del
>>96381
well of coursh endurance bikes look plain or like shit how could it be any other way, the target demographic wouldn't have it any other way.
Get a normal bike is what I'm getting at


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.96385 del
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>>96384


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.96386 del
>>96381
one CHYNA brand I would like to throw into the mix for you is https://www.quickprousa.com/ they say their biggest sizes are for up to 2m people idk though you gotta compare geometry charts. Don't be fooled by the usa part they apparently ship globally from chyna, every bike is somewhat customizable with handlebar and stem size, a few wheel and crank/gearing choices. I don't know about shipping to yurop or prices for us. Just heard a lot of chatter about them on the internet


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.96387 del
>>96385
yes well you know my opinion on CANYON and their looks
<squeaker very silly.jpg


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.96388 del
>>96383
That bike looks fine, just take a non boring color


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.96389 del
Bro just buy a bike, they're all the same. Buy whatever one has a good deal around you if you're worried about cost, otherwise just buy something you're excited about to encourage you to ride


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.96390 del
>>96389
Amen


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.96391 del
Will buy a bike then


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.96392 del
>>96381
get a used SL7, what else do you need


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.96393 del
>German hunter stands trial for attempted murder after stringing a rope on bike route: “I only wanted to deter”

Stay safe german brothers


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.96394 del
Build a bike so you can finally do maintenance


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.96395 del
>Kate Ketrina SKUIJNA


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.96396 del
>>96393
That's against cross motorcycles, hunters should have a tag to blast off a cross moto and a quad every month.
Still, stay safe.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.96397 del
>>96396
The guy admitted it was against mtb'ers


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.96398 del
>>96397
Mhm. Then fuck him. Let him rage against motofags.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.96399 del
>>96393
>>96397
this is not uncommon schizos also plant caltrops on trails and shit like that. hikers and hunters and well whoever else hate mtb/gravel cyclists more than cagies hate roadies


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.96400 del
>>96396
>>96397
oh my, trial is for attempted murder
>The hunting leaseholder’s anger may be related to the so-called “two-meter rule.” Baden-Württemberg is the only federal state in Germany that legally prohibits cycling on forest trails less than two meters wide. This rule has been enshrined in the State Forest Act since 1995, and even the new Green-CDU state government has no intention of changing it.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.96401 del
Nearly got cagied yesterday on me big ride. Just started his right turn with not a care in the world. Thankfully I had enough warning to see it coming - was riding at similar speed and saw him slowing down a bit, so I suspected he was about to Do It. Don't think he even put his indicator on. Had an open window so he could hear me yelling at least. Saw him slowing to a stop afterwards, dunno what he was planning.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.96402 del
>>96393
>>96400
There was a similar incident here, but on a MTB trail that was officially marked as such. However, the culprit was never caught, so there never was a trial or anything.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.96403 del
>>96402
Surprised they caught him tbh. Seems like it'd be extremely difficult to investigate, unless I guess he brought his phone innawoods in the middle of the night. Which is probably what he did. It's such a blessing that many psychos are also complete idiots.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.96404 del
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4 years WADA ban for czech tennis superstar for missing dopage controllo


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.96405 del
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>>96404
She almost like Igor.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.96406 del
>>96404
not necessarily missing but outright refusing because of a "mental health" issue


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.96407 del
>>96406
She's claiming she thought they were some random retards bothering her or something


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.96408 del
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>>96407


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.96409 del
>>95666
I love Keens, been wearing them for decades


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.96410 del
>>96381
I have failed to see your n+1 logic. you already have a endurance bike and you look at endurance bikes from other brands. do you want a all-road, gr*vel bike or climbing bike?


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.96411 del
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>>96410
I don't need an aero bike, just a bike with relaxed geometry so I don't end up on the team backpain.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.96412 del
>>96411
think he's asking why you are shopping for another bike of the same kind in the first place instead of something else


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.96413 del
>>96411
>stem.webp


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.96414 del
>>96413
ehh


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.96415 del
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>>96411
>


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.96416 del
>>96412
I'm gonna retire the old bike to be a dedicated raper


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.96417 del
>>96416
What's the impetus for this plan?


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.96418 del
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>>96417
new bike for sure gonna fix all my woes with the current bike


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.96419 del
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>>96418
isn't the woes mostly the pedals?


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.96420 del
>>96419
mostly the guy working on the bike


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.96421 del
>>96412
This bike should've been burned or had an exorcism years ago. Best to start anew.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.96422 del
speaking of biketalk, need to add a gravel bike to my collection

not bothering with anything "new" (overpriced), preferably something with an interesting color, and no integrated handlebars - open to suggestions, price preferably under 3k


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.96423 del
>>96419
pedals and some reoccuring drive train woes
pedals means either giving up on PM (for free) or getting new PM, probably the power2max (=500 euro when incl. new chain rings)


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.96424 del
>>96419
you're talking to a guy that destroyed 3 valves while trying to pump his tire


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.96425 del
>>96422
I'm happy with my tideace


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.96426 del
>>96422
Grizl

tons of fun, can do *really* harsh MTB-tier stuff, still fast on the road, mounting points for bikepacking, lots of color options/fun patterns


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.96427 del
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let's start with the memes, that you would ride in maap/rapha jersies or chinese copycats, not fulfilling your criteria


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.96428 del
>>96427
that steel bike has got to weight at least 12 kilos


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.96429 del
>>96428
I think I read a review of that one and it was basically "everything's good but the thing weighs so much I don't see myself riding it for too long"


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 16:30 [Preview] No.96430 del
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the memo this year seems to be very boring colors for gr*vel bikes. it's just spesh with some bolder patterns, but their frames alone cost as much as a fully build bike elsewhere.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 16:33 [Preview] No.96431 del
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didn't notice that canyon uses .avif that doesn't show thumbnails here. their bikes are cursed, but bang for buck is hard to beat. maybe Cube, will look it up next.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.96432 del
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tfw cyclocross bikes have the more interesting paint jobs. some people prefer the handling of a cyclocross bike, but tire clearance is limited and optimized for 33mm.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.96433 del
>>96432
don't you ride that last one


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.96434 del
>>96433
I have the aluminium climbing bike, the Emonda. they look kinda similar. bike24 still has the disc break version available in 52 and 58 as frameset or 54 and 56 as built up version.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.96435 del
>Visma | Lease a Bike announces Tour selection tomorrow in a real live show
jesus dudes what are we doing


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.96436 del
to my surprise I enjoyed riding my bike to the lake the last couple of days way more than I expected. the wind makes the heat bareable.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.96437 del
>>96436
90% of being a heatlet is in the mind. Just go a bit slower and you'll be fine.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.96438 del
>>96437
aren't you hiding from the heat on the other side of the country right now?


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.96439 del
Making post history before I post a short local kot story.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.96440 del
Isn't that interesting, just remembered I have made photos.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.96441 del
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Was out to feed me feral cat frens the other day.
Haven't been there half a year or so.
It took this asshole just 3 minutes to notice and storm in. Still won't let me pet him, swats at my hand as soon as it is in swatting range.
Then another one came over, got him some sosidge as well, but watch how they are looking behind.
That's because soon a third cat arrived, from behind, the second cat I have fed did the quickest sprint while being as flat to the ground as possible I have ever seen.
Then my fren got beaten up a bit by the third bully but I hissed him out. Then the third has shown his face, truly battle scarred, eye not right, ears mangled, also mostly white so I couldn't really tell them apart at the beginning.

Brought to you by Sir David A.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.96442 del
>>96441
is that a dead flattened frog on the ground?


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.96443 del
>>96442
No, some cement drop I think.
This is an old, unused trein unload ramp, still sometimes used as temporary storage and/or construction site.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.96444 del
>>96438
I mostly wanted to relocate the gravel bike there. It's actually hoter than in Montpellier


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.96445 del
>>96443
>old, unused trein unload ramp
so this place used to be a Konzentrationslager back in the days huh


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.96446 del
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>>96444
Pic related


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.96447 del
>>96445
Shit you not, this was my first association with this rather small ramp.
We were so indulged in our modern mythos that a train ramp had strong KL connotations first, second you are looking for Umschlagplatz.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:58 [Preview] No.96448 del
Buy the new Simplon bike


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 17:58 [Preview] No.96449 del
>>96448
Wassup husbandbert.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:05 [Preview] No.96450 del
>>96448
which one is that


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.96451 del
>>96427
>>96430
>>96431
>>96432
nice suggestions, thanks
i already own a standert myself as one of my roadbikes, wouldn't have bought it if it wasn't in a lovely blue color

i've ridden the Trek Boone already for a CX season, friend of mine was injured so i could borrow it, was really nice but probably a bit too unstable for gravelslop

i do know that canyonbikes come with a lot of proprietary slop, don't know enough about cube 2bh - Crux looks nice, hoping with this new gen coming out some prev ones are for sale

is colnago g3x-bert still posting here? might consider looking for one of those and running a gravel + road wheelset, interested to hear what it is like


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.96452 del
>>96451
Honestly at that price point might as well go crux


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:22 [Preview] No.96453 del
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>Dygert is therefore currently going through a very difficult phase in her life. “It has been eight months since I last had my period. I have gained nine kilos. I have lost my drive, enthusiasm, and desire for things that are dear to me. I go out for lunch and come home feeling the need to lie down. I go for a walk and spend the rest of the day on the couch.”

RIP thighgoddess


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.96454 del
>>96453
wtf I didn't realise she was OBESE


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.96455 del
>>96453
Ectopic pregnancy, congrats.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.96456 del
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>>96454
that was pre +9kg


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:34 [Preview] No.96457 del
>>96453
>>96456
what the hell man


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.96458 del
pulled out my vaxxmaster out of storage to cool down


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.96459 del
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>>96456
Her thighs are already so big


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.96461 del
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interesting pictures on here


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.96462 del
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keep your cyc gfs well fed for max watts. won't have some depressed chocofem red-s around.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.96463 del
>>96461
>Yes, Chloe, it's very important that you do this test in a bra and thong
>Also I'm going to be collecting your sweat for some tests in my home lab


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.96464 del
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new clicking sound


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.96465 del
>>96462
Just slightly too shouldery.
And she really cannot put on weight, these few shots from in between were very grim.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.96466 del
>>96464
Maybe it's your knee


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.96467 del
>>96464
sometimes I wonder if it's just a bot/script that auto posts this stuff


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.96468 del
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man, you could spend all day stalking cyclistas on their instagrams and you get recommended more of them at the bottom. how come 4/cyc/ didn't attract more coomers past puck?


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.96469 del
>>96453
>>96460
That breakup hit her really hard, huh.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.96470 del
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Anyway, a few (well, almost 10) degrees less and suddenly it looked like a bicycling. Funny how my HR at scoring 300 watts was the same as 2 days ago when scoring 180 watts.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.96471 del
>>96468
do dogs actually like the dogpacking


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.96472 del
>>96468
I've tried to limit my goonposting.

But be rest assured that gooning is certainly happening.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:09 [Preview] No.96473 del
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demi's sister studies international tax law for some reason. gotta help her sister save more taxes.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:10 [Preview] No.96474 del
>>96471
He noticed the pack and the dog, ha, gayyyy!


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.96475 del
>>96461
seriously what are we trying to learn here


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.96476 del
>>96468
Most ciclistas aren't that hot.
>Out with endofibrosis
RIP.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.96477 del
>>96473
Story old as time, the older sister filters all the suboptimal gametes, the younger gets prettified.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.96478 del
>>96473
there's a third sister


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.96479 del
>>96476
Eh they're mostly young and fit which counts for a lot


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.96480 del
>>96479
Also they spend a lot of time bent over wearing spandex


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.96481 del
>>96477
see also - puck & her sister


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.96482 del
>>96468
>how come 4/cyc/ didn't attract more coomers past puck
and those that did were obsessed around monstrosities


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.96483 del
>>96482
Please give examples. If this is about the Canadian track cyclista I'm going to be very upset.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.96485 del
>>96484
God I forgot about that fucking horror show, point taken


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.96486 del
>>96484
may god forgive him for his sins


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.96487 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s8iOvy-Xw9U [Embed]
a fellow bertacek doing a winspace reviews now
what could have been ...


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.96488 del
>>96484
Why is she so playful?


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 19:54 [Preview] No.96489 del
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>>96488


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I am BACK from hiking in the [Trinity] Alps for four days, big congratulations to Richard "Richie" Carapaz on his moral victory in Suisse


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.96491 del
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>>96488


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.96492 del
>>96490
very cool!


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.96493 del
yikes


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.96494 del
oof


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.96495 del
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>>96488


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.96496 del
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>>96479
>they're mostly young
But they're mostly grannies?


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.96497 del
>>96479
>they're mostly young
But they're mostly grannies?


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.96498 del
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>>96496
Eh, looks like 26-27 is the average age


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No.96499 del
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something is off here, I can't put my finger on it


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.96500 del
>Piganzoli possible candidate for the last spot at visma for the tour
way to burn a young talent. this better just be some unfounded wielerflits rumor.


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 20:53 [Preview] No.96501 del
>>96499
gee berta how come your bike lets you have two handlebars


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.96502 del
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>NGeco Road Rotor Power2Max 4-bolt Shimano - 440€
https://www.power2max.com/en/product/ngeco-road-rotor-power2max-edition-set/

it is not that dramatically cheaper the assioma to be honest

On top of that
>Chainring R8000 34t - 15€
>Chainring R8000 50t - 72€


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.96503 del
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>>96502
nigga just buy your shit pedals and your shit canyon I've had it with your indecisiveness you obviously already made up your mind long ago
purchase purchase purchase we might not even make it through this week it's going to be 41 degrees celsius


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.96505 del
>>96503
I'm paid by hungarybert for generating content


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.96506 del
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>>96505
picture the content those pedals will create
a billion di2 failures - shifters will randomly run out of juice
battery will die
shift buttons won't click no more
ALL THIS POTENTIAL and only a few days left until heatpocalypse


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:08 [Preview] No.96507 del
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they don't even draw the weather map red anymore
it's grey - the heatzone is grey like burnt out coal


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:09 [Preview] No.96508 del
They haven't even redacted those 41 degrees
Meanwhile, Lisboa wil lhave like 20 degrees


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.96509 del
>>96508
>41 degrees
Yes but what's the heat index


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.96510 del
>>96509
fifty


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.96511 del
>>96509
i am only familiar with wet bulb temperature


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:19 [Preview] No.96512 del
>>96509
Why are Americans so obsessed with noombers that don't mean anything


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.96513 del
>>96490
what altitude is the tree line around there?


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.96514 del
>>96502
The bike comes with chain rings, surely?


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:43 [Preview] No.96515 del
>>96513
the treeline is quite a bit higher than these mountains get (tallest is around 2700m), you can see there are some trees even on the peaks in those photos, they're only mostly treeless because they're solid rock and steep

some of the trees around here can grow up to 3350m or more


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:43 [Preview] No.96516 del
>>96514
>Oh you want chain rings? That'll be 90€ plus VAT and tip
The absolute state of Yurope


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.96517 del
>>96514
That would be for me current bike to sort of give it a second life


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.96518 del
>>96517
why are you pondering 11 speed rings anyways when soon you will have 12 speeds


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.96519 del
>>96518
if I were to buy the power2max pm for me current bike (again, to replace the assiomas), it would be an ideal time for new rings since these have 50k on them


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.96520 del
>>96515
yup, that's higher compared to my hike, where the tree line is between 2000 and 2100 meters >>95707


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.96521 del
>>96520
oh to take a train up into the mountains... it's pretty miserable to spend ~4 days in the mountains only seeing a handful of other hikers to then spend ~4-5 hours in the car on packed highways

it was fascinating when we were in New Zealand where the treeline was only 1500m in places, but still very dramatic


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>footy got stopped because there's a storm 30 minutes away
do NOT tell Jonas


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.96523 del
>>96522
We really got hammered. Streets were flooding instantly


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.96524 del
Americans are so weak. Just play on lol


Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 23:26 [Preview] No.96525 del
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>40 (was 41)


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.96526 del
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>>96524


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.96527 del
>>96526
should be used to it by now


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.96528 del
>>96527
yes, well, there are a lot of Europeans here for the matches


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.96529 del
>wake up
>31 degrees in my bedroom
Might as well go for a r*n


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.96530 del
>>96451
Cube's bikes are very solid, probably the best bang for the buck Western brand there is. I'd take a good look at their offerings


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.96531 del
Wake up berts, it's time to run


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.96532 del
19C, almost have to consider not wearing sandals.
>freshpepe_lookingoutofthewindow.jpg


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.96533 del
>>96531
you can run but you can't hide


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.96534 del
New VACEK just dropped:
vaycheck


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.96535 del
Alright veloman, open the goomble.
I'm ready


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.96536 del
>>96451
>is colnago g3x-bert still posting here?
yes but don't go for the g3-x, the tyre clearance is dogshit (maximum is 42mm), I think the g4-x fixed that. else its a solid beautiful bike


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.96537 del
>>96531
can’t i’m in taper


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.96538 del
>>96531
I skipped r*nning and started sweating.
>sweater.bmp


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.96539 del
NEW THREAD:
>>96504
>>96504
>>96504


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