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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No. 96504
Nationals edition

>Current and upcoming road races
21.06 - 28.06 National Championships
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>95452


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.96540 del
>Germany ME NC
>7x 27.3 km
meh

>route.png


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.96541 del
I meant riding obviously


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.96542 del
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Can I post pictures now?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.96543 del
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>switch to UAE from conti team
>only DNF


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.96544 del
>>96542
bwoah, absolute kino


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.96545 del
>>96542
yep, this is it


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.96546 del
>>96542
Definitely should move to Bretage. This kino and a lot of lush green and wet when not this kino.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.96547 del
>>96546
It's nice. Also the food is good


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.96548 del
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>2k€
I'm tempted.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.96549 del
>Belgian beer has been my favorite for a while. I love Duvel.
Bert, is that you?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.96550 del
>>96542
Prime Proust country, I am jealous


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.96551 del
>Belgian men are sharing nude photos of their partners on dozens of websites and in social media groups. Usually, the photos are taken secretly and also distributed against the will of their wife or girlfriend, VRT research shows. The men comment on the photos and often do so in a very sexist manner. They use words like slut and whore. The photos are advertised as 'unaware': victims do not realize that they are being photographed. It happens on social media, such as in Facebook groups, but also on websites and in Telegram chats with thousands of members. The photos show women, for example, in the shower or sleeping.
Wtf Belgium...


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.96552 del
>>96551
Yeah this has never happened elsewhere


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.96553 del
>>96551
WTF? Sharing nude photos of women? What is WRONG with Belgium?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.96554 del
>>96552
>>96553
Exactly. There is DEFINITELY something wrong with this place...


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.96555 del
>>96551
belgiumbros this is not a good look


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.96556 del
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Anyway, BIG news from Chyna where LI NING STAR (Salby) has plans to go PCT. Can't wait to see them in a GT


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.96557 del
Narvaez stays at UAE until 29.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.96558 del
>>96557
cashing in his Giro performance


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.96559 del
>>96551
Mon dieu.... This is unbelievable!


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.96560 del
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>>96551
>nude belgian females


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.96561 del
who needs nude women when you can watch men thight spandex all day


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.96562 del
>>96551
>Axel M. added some new photos: flotte and unaware


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.96563 del
>>96561
>>96561
Amen, brother


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.96564 del
Do berts rate the Tour of America's Dairyland??


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.96565 del
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>>96556
>Salby
let's break down his last 5 seasons:

total races: 100
2026: 13 (so far)
2025: 23
2024: 23
2023: 28
2022: 13

WorldTour races (1.UWT):
2026: Copenhagen Sprint (67)
2025: Copenhagen Sprint (150)
2024: Paris-Roubaix (DNF)
2023: Paris-Roubaix (DNF)
2022: -

UCI coins: 714
2026: 106 (so far)
2025: 440
2024: 49
2023: 84
2022: 35

coins per class:
<race>: <points> (<points%ofTotal>, <raceCount>)
2.UTW: -
1.UWT: 0 (4 races)
2.Pro: 200 (28%, 13)
2.1: 287 (40.2%, 12)
2.2: 84 (11.8%, 11)
1.Pro: 3 (0.4%, 8)
1.1: 85 (11.9%, 12)
1.2: 55 (7.7%, 17)
NC/NAT: 0 (3, 20)


<Der 2.1 Jobber


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.96566 del
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Grim


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.96567 del
>>96566
Do Americans really take pictures of they are screen


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.96568 del
>identified as known spammer
Phone posting is a bit complicated, but it is what it is


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.96569 del
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Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.96570 del
>>96569
All the grease on your bike is currently being baked on permanently


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.96571 del
>>96569
all the cool guys have at least 39 degrees


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.96572 del
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>>96569
Poor grapes being roasted


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.96573 del
>>96571
>they don't have at least 39 degrees


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.96574 del
>>96569
Moving to Torshavn right fucking now


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.96575 del
>>96574
only 400 euros return tickets rn, a good idea


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.96576 del
>>96574
>>96575
Just go to Bergen


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.96577 del
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>>96569
WTF is going on over there? I live in Texas USA and it's regularly 44 with the heat index.

Today we're at 20. I'll be wearing me long sleeve jersey and warm socks later on.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.96578 del
>>96577
>he can't turn off his AC

>surprised pikachu.jpg


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.96579 del
>>96577
Tékshys? Alright alright.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.96580 del
>>96578
I will be wearing them on my ride Bert.

AC would be indoors, and, no I will not be turning it off.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.96581 del
france is perishing


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.96582 del
Being able to escape into an air conditioned home really makes a huge difference. Having no escape is mentally taxing as well as physically.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.96583 del
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>>96581
I wish to post picture thank you


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.96584 del
bought new jersey


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.96585 del
>>96584
buy new bike


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.96586 del
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>>96583


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.96587 del
>Reddit Yuros call United States a third world country
>Every summer 50,000 Yuros die due to lack of A/C


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.96588 del
>>96586
them squeakies
they are roasted


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.96589 del
>>96583
Imagine the thunderstorms in a week.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.96590 del
I wasn't really a firstcycling user but wtf happened there?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.96591 del
>>96587
that's how you breed strong cyclists by perishing the weak


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.96592 del
>>96590
looks exactly the same?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.96593 del
>>96587
both of these are good things


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.96594 del
>>96590
>>96592
I am being serviced with a mobile version on a desktop
https://firstcycling.com/m/index.php?f=1


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.96595 del
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>the architect
what did visma mean by this?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.96596 del
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>>96594
website determined you aren't human


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.96597 del
>>96547
>it's nice
I thought it was Bretagne


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.96598 del
>>96593
Based


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.96599 del
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jizzma team


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.96600 del
>>96599
who needs a livestream for this, this has been announced weeks ago


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.96601 del
>>96599
LAB are overdoing it with the attentionwhoring, why livestream this. Nobody cares and it does not matter


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.96602 del
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part 2
piganzoli wtf.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.96603 del
lol fucking van goydonck is there


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.96604 del
>>96603
is he blessing them


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.96605 del
I was hyped for the Tour stages a while back but looking at them now, it's kinda disappointing that there aren't really the BIG days in the Alps or Pyrenees — is this the fewest HC climbs we've seen in a while? on the other hand, more punchy climbs might make for more entertaining racing than the big slurping climbs


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.96606 del
>>96601
they're really making hay out of being basically the only team to cultivate a fan base


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.96607 del
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forgot to post this guy


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.96608 del
>>96605
it's a boring route, the climbs will just be pogiwins and you know it


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.96609 del
>>96608
he's looking eager to shatter records


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.96610 del
love how they're tooting their own horn with the developing piganzoli shit when they produce 9 jobbers out of 10


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.96611 del
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>>96595
He's already worked with Chloe Dygert to add 9 kilos

Where will he strike next?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.96612 del
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big surprise, visma is sending jonas to the tour. very unexpected.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.96613 del
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>acting like it's the setbacks that cost him the tour


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.96614 del
>>96612
weird typeface


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.96615 del
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full jizzma team:
jonas
sepp
big jorg
armirail
piganzoli
strand hagenes
campy
affini


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.96616 del
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Couple more shots from me big ride. Landscapes here more comfy than grand.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.96617 del
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>>96583
At least I can go to the sea


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.96618 del
berts all have a pixel phones heh.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.96619 del
>>96615
Jonas vs Pog
Jorg vs Del Toro
Kuss vs Yashidi
Piganzoli vs Mcnulty
Campy vs Wellens
Per Strand vs Vermeersch or Navarez
Affini vs Mr. Colgate


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.96620 del
>>96616
very nice, I also prefer that kind of scenery sometimes


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.96621 del
>>96617
nice creepshot


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.96622 del
>>96617
can you see Jersey from the beach? how dare those islanders be subject to King Charles.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.96623 del
>>96621
like a honorary Belgian


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.96624 del
Pondering if I should buy 150 eur in tools or just give my ceramic BB to the shop.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.96626 del
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>>96617
Me in the back


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.96627 del
Rolled 1 = 1 (1d2)

>>96624
lets roll the dice


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.96628 del
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>>96625
now add the kids that died because their parents left them in the car


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.96629 del
>>96625
someone told me kids don't learn how to swim anymore
and nobody teaches them about undercurrents and cold shock


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.96630 del
>>96612
>visma is sending jonas to the tour

Big mistake. Should've kept Kooj and sent a sprinter team.

Then they would have, at least, had a chance at a jersey....


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.96631 del
>>96628
they were mentioned in the article, very sad


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.96632 del
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yes this has NEVER gone wrong


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.96633 del
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>>96632
ahhahaha oh yes just as everyone predicted they go in with 2 free role captains instead of forcing all attention on one of them just like last time. Pathetic


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.96634 del
>>96632
Loving it


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.96635 del
>>96633
I genuinely forgot roglic was in the tour last year


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.96636 del
>>96635
so did he


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.96637 del
I genuinely forgot roglic was in the giro last year


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.96638 del
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>>96635
it was juicy man roglic was such an asshole. During the first week he was playing up how he does not care about anything and isn't even trying, didn't follow any action and lost time for no reason but instead of riding for lipowitz he fucked around and in one 3rd week stage roglic went solo only to blow up brutally resulting in a 10 minute loss while lipowitz got dropped by the leaders and almost lost 3rd place to onley, lucky for them that one had nothing left in the next stages.
Invisible vlasov was also funny. What a SHIT team


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.96639 del
>>96632
official psyops, hmm


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.96640 del
>>96639
>psyop
current red bull is the new movistar


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.96641 del
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ROGLIC would have (would of, even) won the 2025 Il Giro


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.96642 del
>Be European
>It gets hot
>Tens of thousands die of heatstroke due to lack of AC
>Hundreds die from drowning trying to cool off
>Survivors criticize Americans for 15k gun deaths


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.96643 del
>>96642
why are you posting your /pol/ threads here?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.96644 del
>>96642
yes


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.96645 del
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the great Jan HIRT to ride the La Vuelta ciclista a Espana


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.96646 del
>>96642
<gets shot


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.96647 del
>>96643
Ppattt >>96566


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.96648 del
>>96632
Atleast there’s some side content drama


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.96649 del
personally I think we should have a world that adopts the best parts of all places


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.96650 del
>>96648
will be interesting to see what the german state media has to say to remco because last year they were kind of talking shit to roglic's face after some stages, taunting him even. I think that made him try and one up lipowitz, could be kino if they do something like that to remco especially if he falls a bit behind.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.96651 del
>>96650
Germans are total nutters for this sort of thing, he will get trashed kek good or bad doesn’t matter Lipo is the guy.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.96652 del
remco will win and the state of israel will get nuked


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.96653 del
>>96652
Are these events related?!


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.96654 del
>>96653
one will cause the other but the order is unknown


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.96655 del
watching downhill kino https://youtube.com/watch?v=fZKFRZSkJOI [Embed]


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:33 [Preview] No.96656 del
>>96652
sounds like we are in for some kino this summer


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.96657 del
>>96655
the confidence needed to send it in the corners


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.96658 del
>>96657
first couple minutes of this one are good, snow chute pov https://youtube.com/watch?v=q_ex_mWDuxs [Embed]


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.96659 del
I like the part where he aero tucks by grabbing his front fork


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.96660 del
UNO-X up as well,
ABRAHAMSON
TROON
WARSHIELD
HOLLAND
KORT
+
KRON
CHARMING
SKAARSETH


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.96661 del
>>96660
good team if they don't focus on hojlund too much


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.96662 del
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mtbs have electronic suspension that self adjusts


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.96663 del
>>96659
I gasped, never seen that before — I wasn't sure if he was aero tucking or making sure they were still working


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>>96659
>>96663
it's metal to do while descending thats for sure


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.96665 del
>>96660
Should be able to have one stage win between them.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.96666 del
>>96663
Fairly common move among mtb Chads. I only do it on straight roads


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.96667 del
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So how was your ride today berts? For me, some suprathreshold work. Felt very vo2max-like for the last set. Praying for the silly berts training outside in hellish weather


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.96668 del
>>96667
>Praying for the silly berts training outside in hellish weather
only way to ride is to go before 7am


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.96669 del
>>96667
its about to happen in 15 minutes I'm going to ride with a turbo roider it will be 🔥🔥🔥


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.96670 del
>>96667
I rode to the lake, but it being overcast gave me what felt like 50 extra watts compared to yesterday.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.96671 del
>>96660
another heap of dogshit that will clog up finals


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.96672 del
>>96671
Should GTs just be UAE and Visma? All other teams stay home?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.96673 del
>>96672
Yes


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:15 [Preview] No.96674 del
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>Remco needs to come up with an excuse to miss the Belgian NCs

Don't worry this is his speciality


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.96675 del
>>96674
Belgium forces their riders to participate at the NC? they better pay out kermis race start money then.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.96676 del
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>>96667
wouldn't really call it a ride


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.96677 del
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>>96676
these heart rates are ridiculous


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.96678 del
>>96677
Are Bertacek is a crocadilla


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.96679 del
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The Uzbeks are not very playful today


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.96680 del
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>>96678


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.96681 del
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>>96677
>>96678
>109 average


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.96682 del
>>96674
Once you’re a big name having a cold fixes it doctors will write you a fake one no one cares


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.96683 del
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>>96667
few evening laps for me


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.96684 del
>vauquelin has some virus and is uncertain for the tdf
>onley was hanging in a tree a few weeks ago
damn ineos looking like a disasterclass


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.96685 del
>>96684
you now remember Carlos Rodriguez


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:36 [Preview] No.96686 del
Steinhauser to LIDL is a done deal


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.96687 del
>>96685
has anyone ever said something about how he just stopped being good
the guy sniped a stage from pog and vingo


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.96688 del
>>96687
Last year his season ended early when he smashed some bones in Tour de France. I assume he hasn't reached his old level yet so he's been riding as a hjælper for Onley and Vauqelin.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.96689 del
Wanted to buy mineral spirit to dip me greasy stuff into it.
4.5e for 0.5l from a French or German diy market.
So I have bought 10e for 5l from Amazon.
Will be dipping.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.96690 del
>>96688
he was bad before his chute too


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:52 [Preview] No.96691 del
>>96686
shame, at least they have Baudin for a while


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.96692 del
>>96684
Tobias FOSS will podium the Grande Tour


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.96693 del
>>96690
He got collected in UAE tour but still did some alright results in spring and he was on his way to top 10 in the Tour before he fell and broke more shit.
I think it's genuinely just injuries that ruined his season last year.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.96694 del
>>96684
grim


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.96695 del
>>96693
it's too bad, he had tons of promise and didn't wait around to get dropped by the Big Two


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.96696 del
This post limit thingy is annoying but I guess it's better than being botted with fucking child porn

You'll have to imagine a green frog to the left with an expression that captures the mood of this message


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.96697 del
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just make 2 posts, it's not that hard.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.96698 del
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saturday and sunday it'll be 30°C low point during the night. That's incredible, never seen that in Germany


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.96699 del
I'm getting very tired of all you people complaining about the weather.

Here in the US, we routinely deal with extreme heat, cold, storms, rain, floods, blizzards, tornados, hurricanoes, cataracts, etc etc. We deal with adverse weather so much we even developed advanced technology such as air conditioning and sophisticated ways of measuring the weather such as heat index and windchill.

And you never hear us complain once, because we just live with it and it's fine.

Once again, picture a frog to my left


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.96700 del
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test


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.96701 del
I got some air cooler blowy thing for 80 euros it works pretty well but I fear for my energy bill


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.96702 del
>>96699
you don't ride of course you don't care about the weather


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:49 [Preview] No.96703 del
>>96702
I RIDE ALL THE TIME, I JUST RIDE LESS THAN I USED TO BECAUSE I HAVE AN INFANT


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.96704 del
>>96703
bullshit any ride posted by a burgerflag is insanely weak it's impossible to stay this weak if you ride regularly. Be quiet


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.96705 del
>>96704
I don't really post my rides anymore largely out of embarrassment. I basically just Zwift three times a week for an hour and am lucky to get one outdoor ride per week. My long distance for 2026 is 50 km and my FTP is 2.8 right now.

Whatever this is a temporary situation


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.96706 del
>>96705
so you literally don't ride get the fuck outta here wtf is that


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.96707 del
>>96706
>Get one hour of free time per day from 4-5pm between when I get home from work and have to pick up baby from daycare
>Use it to ride at least 4 days per week in desperate and pathetic attempt to maintain my shit fitness
>Get mocked by Africans on a renegade splinter message board from a Mongolian cartoon forum
Such is life right now


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.96708 del
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>>96707
literally says it right there that you don't ride you just sit around inside and do nothing while weather posts are related to cycling and how it impacts that activity that you don't do, get the fuck outta here


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.96709 del
>>96706
look at least he does something, its better than nothing but yeah weather complaints should fuck off then


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.96710 del
I wonder what temperatures does Autismbert get stuck in his tunnels to no end


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:38 [Preview] No.96711 del
>>96709
it's about cycling not working out, he quite literally does not ride bike simple as


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.96712 del
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>>96710
Do trains expand when it's hot?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.96713 del
>>96712
the rails do


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.96714 del
>uhh ohh its too hot I can't go outside
just get up at 5 and ride, very easy thing to do


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.96715 del
I just hate sleeping in it tbh, 31 degrees in my bedroom this morning.
Free heat adaptation


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.96716 del
>>96715
And working in it because of hot protective clothing but atleast that's semi stopped the coming days


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.96717 del
kek, equipe going full clickbait on the annual belgian NC drama


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.96718 del
>>96717
And I still can't post picture, nor links


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.96719 del
Posting to get to the image permission


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.96720 del
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Per Strand is the missing piece to break pogi, let's gooooooo


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.96721 del
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>avg.: 16C
geil


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.96722 del
>>96721
nice schnitt


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.96723 del
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>>96721
Hey we have the same w/kg today, nice. For me it was just 2h closer to lt1 and then a little extra to get to 2000kJ.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.96724 del
>>96714
yes well no more early morning rides until the weekend, the guys I ride with can't ride early. Yesterday it was very comfortable though we'll see how the next couple days go


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.96725 del
>>96723
very nice!

>>96724
solo rides are no option?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.96726 del
>>96724
You never ride alone?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.96727 del
>>96725
>>96726
not this time, its the first time I have the opportunity to ride with people who are stronger than me and also want to ride hard so I'm going to take it


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.96728 del
>>96727
How strong are those guys?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.96729 del
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kek, shameless


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.96730 del
lotto-intermarché tour squad released:
Arnaud DE LIE
Lennert VAN EETVELT
Jenno BERCKMOES
Lars CRAPS
Huub ARTZ
Liam SLOCK
Baptiste VEISTROFFER
Georg ZIMMERMANN

HLN noticed the absence of the sprint train riders Grignard and Beullens for De Lie.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.96731 del
>le coureur voudrait faire l'impasse sur le Championnat de Belgique (28 juin), pourtant obligatoire pour les cyclistes professionnels du pays.
but why? Belgium has tons of riders and forcing them all to participate at the NC just clogs up the field.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.96732 del
>>96730
Heh, Baptistebros.. and wonder how much SZLOK will be. 6 pointer is a contender for a pick and he can't be more expensive.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.96733 del
>>96730
Cofidis tier


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.96734 del
>>96730
grim


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.96735 del
>>96731
Because it’s not a charity


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.96736 del
>>96735
>inb4 memco changes nationality to Maroc


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.96737 del
>>96730
3 of these riders will be gone before we hit the first half of stages


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.96738 del
Post history.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.96739 del
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Malawibernd can you help me out here?
What is this, seems odd and I don't exactly know how to approach this.
This is supposedly a two-side ceramicspeed OSBB 46mm, no inside dust cover, it came with this frameset: https://www.specialized.com/pl/pl/s-works-roubaix-sl4-frameset/p/65188?color=174555-65188
Doesn't look like it has a dust cover from the outside, looks like this whole thing is one solid unit you have to hammer out whole, but I am not sure.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.96740 del
ITT NC program
>June 24 (today):
<Hungary, Lithuania, Netherlands
>June 25:
<Canada, Czechoslovakia, France, GB, Ireland, Luxembourg, Norway, Poland, Spain, Switzerland
>June 26:
<Belgium, Denmark, Germany, Greece, Portugal, Slovenia, Turkey


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.96741 del
>>96739
I am not from Malawi, but my (Specialized) OSBB has regular bb pf shells.

Maybe you need a special ceramicspeed meme-tool for the meme bb?
I would just try if the regular tool can get a grip inside.

>very insightful pictures.jpg.jpg


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.96742 del
>>96741
>>very insightful pictures.jpg.jpg
>no spam, I swear


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.96744 del
>>96740
That Dutch startlist is fucking grim. Looks like VAN BAARLE vs BAX vs 2026 Anicolor superstar LEIJNSE for the jersey.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.96745 del
New jersey has arrived

How long before you berts throw you're old jerseys away btw? When they fail the smell check?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.96746 del
>>96739
I haven't seen this before but I also assume it's a regular pressfit bb. The protruding cup looks like it may be something like a reduction shell from bb30 to 24mm? In any case I assume it still works like a normal pressfit so you take the chisel-like tool that brother bert posted >>96743 and put it in one side and hit it with a mallet until that halve of the bb flies out


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.96747 del
>>96744
For me it's VAN DER POEL. I would post a link but of course I can't so you will have to look up the startlist yourself


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.96748 del
Why do I keep having to post three times anyway. What is a browser session. I never close this tab


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.96749 del
>>96743
Yeah, seen this skewer/torch like tool I guess that bb is pretty similar. I guess this time it is still going to shop, would like to have the headset regreased as well and I don't feel like having patience.
Or maybe. Does pressing it back in take a lot hassle or is it rather straightforward, don't even have to be that careful?
>>96746
Yep, just measured, a reduction to 24mm. So just a bit of violence with feel and we should be good.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.96750 del
Dutch junior won the MJ ITT at 52.070 km/h

My boy Splinter VAN 'T HOFF humbled at 31st place


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.96751 del
Splinter is a dumb name


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.96752 del
TJALLINGII in last place more than a minute behind the rest lol. He looks EXACTLY like his dad too. Terrible


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.96753 del
>>96748
The modern Internet is a confusing place.

Why does it phone find it more efficient to reset to some earlier version of this page so I need to refresh every time I switch back to this tab


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.96754 del
>>96749
I believe when pushing it back in you want to be careful to apply even pressure so it doesn't get pulled to one side. Part of what those specialist tools are for. Never done it meself though.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.96755 del
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>>96751


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.96756 del
>>96753
Yeah I have that too I HATE that!!!


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.96757 del
>>96745
I just wash my jerseys so they don't smell

But seriously, after a while they lose their elasticity


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.96758 del
>>96745
Just buy a new one every day so it doesn't get moldy


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.96759 del
>>96745
the most worn jersey has a hole, that just means more breathability.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.96760 del
>>96745
You're supposed to put them in the washing machine, not just your hr monitor


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.96761 del
the other question, are you still sponsored by Gobik or did pas normal reach out to you?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.96762 del
>>96760
>>96757
those are some new information


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.96763 del
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>>96761
still sponsored by Gobik
and no, I don't have a ladies jersey like some MAS


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.96764 del
>>96763
Bohemians look like this?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.96765 del
>>96764
after the high temperatures this week yes.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.96766 del
>>96764
>rides outside ONCE


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.96767 del
>>96730
The walloon bull wins the green jersey, you read it here first


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.96768 del
>>96764
the whitest boheme


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.96769 del
>>96766
Couldn't be me


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.96770 del
>>96745
when they are stretchy and the colors are dying. Usually the pockets go to shit first
>>96728
pure sulfur innit I forgot to upload yesterday so I didn't look at numbers yet


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.96771 del
Ah yes, disconnected internet, the Big Infl will make us reach 100k posts well before the le Tour.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.96772 del
One more.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.96773 del
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>We are two days away from Berts agreeing to occasionally seeing .. questionable content is a better alternative to having to post tree times before posting a frog or squeaker


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.96774 del
>>96771
Is there really no other option for the spammers? Was it that bad before this update or have the spammers evolved


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.96775 del
first results are trickling in. Astana farming UCI points at home of course.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.96776 del
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The strawberries are already shitty, the summer veggies are plentiful, the heatwave has arrived.
Soon.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.96777 del
>>96770
Kek where did you find such glowing specimen?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.96778 del
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>>96774
I was going to say make us all Mods but I am not sure I trust Bert to not delete the whole board after a bad Velogame


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.96779 del
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>>96770
Malawibert pictured (but not visible) in 7th wheel


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.96780 del
>>96774
I think they evolved, before they would post threads that nobody saw because we don't venture past this general but now they post in the thread.
>>96777
they found me, one guy is in my area every couple weeks and he hit me up on strava if I wanted to ride next time he's here and he also brought a friend. They are unironically on steroids, they do crossfit or something


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.96781 del
>>96780
I've also only seen catalog spam, the other day was the first in thread spam I've seen in a long time


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.96782 del
>>96778
>Autismbert (Mod) caught editing posts making them laugh at his "jokes"


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.96783 del
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>Attila VALTER loses to Barnabas PEAK and superstar Janos PELIKAN


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.96784 del
>>96780
>They are unironically on steroids
kek


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.96785 del
>>96783
Loses HARD


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.96786 del
some cuties won the Kazahkh and Hungarian WU-ITT respectively


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.96787 del
>>96786
>Hungarian WU-ITT
It's the Felvidék phenotype


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.96788 del
>>96786
Playfulness status?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.96789 del
Day 8 of RAAM and the riders are completely fucked up https://youtube.com/watch?v=vYn6N4l2kaA [Embed] it's german but the visuals speak for themselves


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.96790 del
Phd thesis has now been handed to the pre-examiners, time for a summer holiday now (that is, break from work and helping bertina with the baby).
Also I just noticed that the OP picture is from the Finnish NC, but it's from the masters' competition, so the people on the podium are not Källberg and co but instead Aku Nevalainen, Joakim Nordlund and Tero Tanninen. Nordlund is the beer gut guy on the left.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.96791 del
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>>96790
oh well, the official site was only in Finnish which I will use as excuse (yeah yeah you can autotranslate everything these days).


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.96792 del
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>being mogged by beer gut guy on the podium
incredible!


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.96793 del
>>96792
he also lost the fight.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.96794 del
>>96793
>fat and bald
He's just like me


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.96795 del
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>>96789
Jonas BC guy broke his spine 13w ago after hitting two ship on a downhill, killing a lamb


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.96796 del
I live in the first floor, its empty below.
The floor tiles are literally hot.

The human hotpot experience.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.96797 del
kek FRAUDU kicked out of the TDF team


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.96798 del
>>96745
I am still rocking me bbuc.co jersey from 2017 / 2018. still tight, still looking sharp.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.96799 del
>>96797
good he's shit
Not that the replacement will be better lmao


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.96800 del
>>96799
Does it even matter when their plan is praying that Pogi, Del Toro, etc. don't target the same stages as Grégoire and that Squillaume miraculously hangs on to 10th in GC with zero help?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.96801 del
>>96800
What help does the philosopher need even, he gets dropped a quarter up every climb, anyone that can stay with him or longer would automatically be leader himself. It's not like they need to limit losses in the mountains for his furiously strong TT


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.96802 del
>>96801
Philosopher will always finish 12th no matter what happens


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.96803 del
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Tick tock pogichuds


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.96804 del
>>96803
Will the UCI do the calibration before every race? Imagine the mess lmao


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.96805 del
>>96802
I'd be quite sanguine myself with being the 12th best cyclist


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.96806 del
>>96804
Bertacek needs a new job anyway. Calibrate the biles wagie


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.96807 del
>>96805
But he's not, he's the last cyclist that cares about GC


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.96808 del
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>>96792
Bro, this has got to be AI.

Please tell me it's AI.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.96809 del
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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.96810 del
>>96809
>Disc brakes


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.96811 del
>>96803
>>96804
this smells of old people and not understanding technology like how are they going to force every single pm in the peloton to read the same


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.96812 del
>>96809
>not sram


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.96813 del
>>96803
This would be extremely funny considering the single biggest sponsor of power meters produce notoriously unreliable numbers.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.96814 del
>>96803
So basically they will do the good old "if he's very fast up the hill, he's doping" routine? Based squakers


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.96815 del
>>96814
Doesn't apply to french riders, obviously


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.96816 del
>>96814
It's the UCI. They will selectively enforce the rules on runners/teams they don't like. It's been this way for many years.

Why would they change now, Bert?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.96817 del
>>96802
Reminder that Cofidis decided to get rid of him and replaced him with Emu.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.96818 del
>>96815
if we apply the good old >french rider = natty limit rule we will soon have a squeaky clean peloton though


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.96819 del
>>96811
>how are they going to force every single pm in the peloton to read the same
If they're not utterly insane, they would only look for suspicious changes in power data over time, so absolute numbers being comparable across the peloton wouldn't be important and some constant error wouldn't be a problem. Though the power meter would still have to perform consistently over a long period of time and under different environmental conditions (IIRC some power meters are affected by temperature, for example), so you probably would need some kind of calibration anyway.
In any case, I don't see how they can reasonably ensure the authenticity of the data. Seems like something that would be trivial to tamper with.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.96820 del
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Just saw an advert for bike insurance
Are you're bike insured? For chute brutale?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.96821 del
>>96814
from what I read in the article they're going to go off total Kj/spent per race

>Peter Leo, sports scientist and trainer at WorldTeam Jayco AlUla, previously told Velo that the kilojoule training load would be central to the data system. The models developed in the first tests will monitor a rider's performance over a longer period, rather than exceptional, one-off performances.

>“They analyze kilojoules both retrospectively and prospectively and try to establish threshold values,” Leo outlines. “That is a more robust method than just looking at power values. It is more resilient to outliers.”


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.96822 del
>>96820
yes both my bikes are


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.96823 del
>>96822
how much do youn pay per month?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.96824 del
>>96823
6 euros for damage, theft and you can also call assistance for mechanicals

the other bike is leased so it's included in my work commute budget so I don't know how much that is


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.96825 del
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Does Phil think she's going to read his comments? Or is he just another gooner??


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.96826 del
>>96825
>gooning for daddario when she showed her mammarios in true detective years ago


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.96827 del
Richie Carapaz NOT going for GC


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.96828 del
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>>96827


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.96829 del
>>96827
>“Of course, I would like to compete for the general classification, but that seems impossible to me at the moment, on my own. Being in top form with everyone in the Tour, and that is not the case right now,” he says, referring to his EF Education EasyPost teammates. “It is important to remain realistic.”

>So what can we expect from the Tokyo Olympic champion? “First of all, I hope to perform the same as I did two or three years ago,” he says, referring to the 2024 Tour. That year, Carapaz won a mountain stage and the polka-dot jersey. “If there is a possibility to take the yellow jersey, then naturally I won’t pass it up. If not, then there will come a moment when we have to ease off a bit.”

>“Then we’ll see what opportunities remain. The ride to Alpe d’Huez is a beautiful day and something I am really looking forward to. It is a particularly tough stage. But, in practice, things can turn out completely differently. As a rider, you also have to be smart, know which breakaway to sneak into, and seize the opportunities that present themselves with both hands.”


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.96830 del
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Don't tell the Berts but CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO going for stages and not GC means his velopoints potential is actually higher


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.96831 del
>>96827
this means he wins the La Vuelta


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.96832 del
>>96831
pogacar is going to la vuelta


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.96833 del
>>96829
>>96827
Probably a wise choice. I love Richie, but realistically he could probably at best aim for top 8 or something. Podium and even top 5 seem unlikely, sadly. Might as well go for stages and polka dots like in 2024 and then aim for GC at La Vuelta.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.96834 del
>>96833
Then nobody should go for GC except for Pog Jonas and maybe Liposhit or something. You're not beating these assholes anyway


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.96835 del
>>96834
I understand guy like Halland going for it because the team needs those results
but a shitter like tiberi shouldn't


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.96836 del
>ryan gall


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.96837 del
>>96834
What does a 7th place in GC add to the career of someone like Carapaz?
Guys like Lipowitz, Seixas, Ayuso and Remco have reasons to believe in a podium finish while other shitters have yet to achieve a good result in the Tour or, like this Bert says >>96835, they ride for teams that really need those secondary GC results.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.96838 del
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It's official.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.96839 del
I respect richie because he always goes for whatever he sets his mind to be it GC or polka or just a stage.
I despise it when a team comes to the tdf and says
>buitrago is going for a good GC placement
nobody believes in that


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.96840 del
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Kwab


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.96841 del
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>>96840
Is there any rider that gets so publicly dunked on for being a fag?
His trainer called him an absolute shitter.
Brunel called him a massive asshole


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.96842 del
>>96832
yes


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.96843 del
>>96839
he does have a good shot at an early yellow jersey, too, with a good TTT and a breakaway win on stage 3, holds it for a week before losing time, then wins the queen stage and KOM


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.96844 del
>>96607
luv me KUSS


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.96845 del
>>96826
truly grande mammarios


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.96846 del
>>96841
I hate the gay shit he does with his lips


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.96847 del
Was riding by one bike shop so I went in, told them my bb situation and shown them the photo >>96739
Jesus Christ these retards immediately started shaking their heads, smacking their lips and explaining to me how nobody does this because this is so complicated, delicate and space technology.

I have one shop I usually go to, if this guy tells me the same thing I may start having second thoughts but if not - I guess we will see how expensive it is to do in a shop or how indeed complicated and delicate it is.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.96848 del
>>96847
shouldn't have fallen for the Danish snake oil ceramic bearings


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.96849 del
goombling withdrawals have started


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.96850 del
>>96848
I didn't know shit when I bought this bike, now I know I have gotten some tubular wheels because they knew these were are out of use but they have kept the price the same as for normal tubeless.
Plus surely these are only ceramic bearing, the whole case is alu so the only problem is to hammer the case off, the same as a steel bearing case would be.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.96851 del
>>96850
>now I know I have gotten some tubular wheels
cool, real old school


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.96852 del
>>96833
I hope he at least sees how things are going before he decides to lose time for stages


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.96853 del
>>96847
what's hard about taking the mallet to it, bike shops are such fucking fraudsters these days
I understand you not doing it because it doesn't feel natural but it's also not your living


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.96854 del
>>96853
Nothing hard, I am just unsure of what am I doing and I know I am very clumsy doing something the first time (please be patient).
Plus a few more tools to pig for, great.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.96855 del
>>96851
I want to get them back running but apparently no one here glues a tubular wheel anymore.
Guess I will be doing that first time too.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.96856 del
>>96854
no don't get me wrong I don't blame you, I also don't like doing but a bike shop outright rejecting to do it is crazy to me


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No.96857 del
>>96847
bike shops either have super helpful, friendly people who love helping out or the most condescending, exploitative assholes imaginable


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.96859 del
>>96858
well the front is still intact, that's all that counts when the peloton rides past it.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.96860 del
>>96847
probably the same quality of mechanic that brtek encountered not long ago


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:26 [Preview] No.96861 del
>>96858
heartbreaking stuff, someday the world you know will be gone


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.96862 del
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>>96824
>4k euro bike insurance - 200 euro yearly with 10% co pay
I am feeling a little bit antisemitic again


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.96863 del
Don't you also have two types of bike shops: Ones selling and servicing utility bikes, commuters etc, and ones doing enthusiast/hobby bikes. The former I can imagine not really having the practice in dealing with press-fit bbs. They'll also most likely be seeing it as just a job and not really being into bikes.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.96864 del
>>96862
well yeah my chyna bike is only insured for 2.5k so that's 72 a year
I get some discount because the loan on my house is with the bank that issues the insurance.
I don't think it's necessary though but the bikes are my main transportation and I brave the rush hour traffic twice a day 200+ days a year so might as well get something out of it when the inevitable happens.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.96865 del
>>96820
You really shouldn't insure stuffs you can afford to buy again


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.96866 del
>>96865
good point


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No.96867 del
https://x.com/lavuelta/status/2068725749645783312
This feels like a joke


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.96868 del
>>96856
>>96857
>>96860
>>96863
This being mostly a pedestrian bike shop is probably the case but they are an authorized Trek retailer, they sell all your Emondas and Checkpoints.
I gave them my bike once, when I thought I have guided the cables right and I didn't they had to do the magnet trick but they also made a big deal out of it.
I guess a very human quality - the desire to be perceived as a knower who has access to arcane knowledge so if you can't then no one can - also speaks through them.
They don't know there is a tutorial for everything on the webz and these guys are just barely older than me. Unironically there is one boomer there who they call when it is road bike trouble.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.96869 del
>>96868
The last time I took my bike in was with a broken shifter and the guy was whining about how much work the internal cable routing would be for him.

Haven't gone since, like brother it's your job who the fuck cares it takes like 30 minutes on your 5000 euro bikestand you whackjob.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.96870 del
Thijs WIGGERS currently first in the Dutch time trial


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.96871 del
>>96860
perhaps the same "country" of origin too


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.96872 del
sjoerd bax, bookie favorite slower than enzo leijnse at checkpoint 1


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.96873 del
Came across a cycling couple in distress the other day when I was like 10 hours into that big ride. Told me they were on their 2nd ride ever and now one of them (wasn't entirely clear who) couldn't switch into their big ring. Really wanted to be helpful but all I could muster at that point was "yeah, that's likely a little beyond roadside fixing, just live with it for now". Wish they'd just have a flat or something.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.96874 del
>>96870
total jumbo victory for the girls


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:09 [Preview] No.96875 del
dylan van baarle rapid (the webpage went down)


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:15 [Preview] No.96876 del
dylan van baarle muy rapido (the webpage is back)


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.96877 del
Hub ARTZ overtakes dylan at checkpoint 3 despite not having any times at 1 & 2
classic cheating


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.96878 del
Huub ARTZ is your new dutch TT champ


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.96879 del
>>96878
Grug could have just go


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:46 [Preview] No.96880 del
>>96879
grug has become very boring tbh
barely even the same person as early grug


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.96881 del
>>96880
In a sense grug has become ROGLIC (except with results), phoning it in and doing the bare minimum


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.96882 del
>>96880
Young grug would have said fuck off to canyon and been MTBing the whole summer


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.96883 del
>>96882
but also in general during road cycling, he now looks at a stage, sees a hill where pogacar or another climber can possibly beat him and just doesn't try at all the entire stage


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.96884 del
>>96883
Alas, the older you are the less free will you have, you know what you have to thus know what you cannot, your decisions become more predetermined as life goes by.
>platopepe.jpg


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:53 [Preview] No.96885 del
>>96884
it's mostly pogi that ruined him, get kwakked on his own terrain multiple times has broken him


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:53 [Preview] No.96886 del
>>96883
this goes for 99% of the pedalton don't kid yourself, all grug cares (and 2bh should care) about is classics and an occasional tdf stage


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.96887 del
>>96886
I mean even the recent tour de suisse, Vacek tried to follow pog and succeeded
old grug would have been on that wheel till he popped, new grug dropped in the first 50 meters of the climb
it's just lame


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.96888 del
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Zesty.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.96889 del
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>WIGGER This
what an unfortunate name


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.96890 del
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>VAN DER POEL 22nd at the nationals


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.96891 del
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>>96888
>At the Louis Vuitton men’s SS27 show at Paris Fasion Week, the brand showed off a very special Louis Vuitton Pinarello Dogma F designed by creative director Pharrell Williams.
>The build features Princeton CarbonWorks Mach 7580 TSV2 wheels, a custom Louis Vuitton leather-covered saddle, a CeramicSpeed aero OSPW, and Pinarello says the complete weight is 7.3kg.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.96892 del
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>>96888
why is he like this


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.96893 del
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>>96892
he's an a*glo after all


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.96894 del
>>96892
He's a playful cute


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.96895 del
>>96891
We /effay/ now


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.96896 del
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>do some weightlifting
>lose a liter of sweat
the coming days will be painful (for me)


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.96897 del
>>96896
Sweating is actually a sign of heat adaptation. You're supposed to start cooling off earlier


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.96898 del
>>96888
lmao


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.96899 del
>>96888
>>96891
oh no no no pinarellobros how did we become /pride/ certified?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.96900 del
>>96899
You can't take british money for a decade and not face consequences


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.96901 del
>>96888
Is there no other pose he could've done!?

Imagine a disgusted frog to my left


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.96902 del
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>>96901
I think this squeaker is it


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.96903 del
>>96902
no it's this one

(it's a frog with a nipponese face)


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.96904 del
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>>96903
>flood detected
this one


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.96905 del
Weird, my legs are sore after I did 3hrs of z2 today


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.96906 del
>>96905
Very nice!


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.96907 del
>>96888
kek


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.96908 del
>>96820
For whatever reason, not a single insurance company here in Finland offers proper bike insurance. This has been confirmed with all big insurance companies. Basic home insurance will cover it if your bike gets wrecked on your way to the store or on an errand at town, but if you have your lycra on and are "training for a specific event or a race", then they won't cover anything. There's a specific race insurance here but that pertains to only damages to yourself, not to your bikes.
Not that I care too much, insurance isn't worth it mostly, but it's still a big talking point here among hobbyists.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.96909 del
>>96888
>hey guy


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.96910 del
Czechia lost again


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.96911 del
>>96910
Question is will they lose the national TT championship to their slovak brothers


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.96912 del
Good morning cyc!


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.96913 del
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early morning tempo rides is where its at!

>>96912
GuMo, still in Bretagne?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.96914 del
>>96913
Da, coming back to (beautiful) hell on sunday


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.96915 del
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>>96914
Can I post pictures now?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.96916 del
>>96913
>16 average
>It was already 25 when I commuted to work
Jealous


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.96917 del
>>96910
Had nothing else to click so I clicked flashscore. 0:3 to Mehico? Tohle je konec.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.96918 del
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>>96915
very nice


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.96919 del
>>96918
Life is good


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.96920 del
>>96915
the oven fireing up


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.96921 del
>>96918
I can feel the heat just through the video alone.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.96922 del
>>96921
it was very tolerable 16C avg at 6 in the morning. how is it in der Schweiz? in Tyrol at least it stays under 30C the whole week


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.96923 del
>>96922
35 until Sunday every day, it did only go down to 20 in the morning


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.96924 del
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>>96923


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.96925 del
also for the short rides right now I'm optimizing to be as not aero as possible, to expose as much of my body to the wind for cooling.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.96926 del
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>>96925
>t.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.96927 del
>>96926
feels good man


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.96928 del
>>96923
It went “down” to 28 this night here have to survive til sunday somehow


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.96929 del
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rumour is lipo will ride nc on sunday, please make it happen


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.96930 del
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>>96920
Things supposed to get spicy here. Thankfully is the last day


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.96931 del
>>96930
Just went to the production at my job and it was 38 degrees inside hauling 30kg containers.
Inhuman shit to be honest


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.96932 del
>>96931
Poor workers don’t have bouwverlof yet must be pure hell inside those cranes


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.96933 del
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>>96930
never saw > 37 before


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.96934 del
>>96913
How is it only 16 minimum?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.96935 del
>>96934
12 minimum on the graph on the left, 16 avg


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.96936 del
>>96933
House in semmering looking more tempting every year


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.96937 del
>>96931
brutal


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.96938 del
>>96930
A true Atlantic storm with BIG rafales.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.96939 del
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i'm going insane


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.96940 del
>>96939
Buy a bike


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.96941 del
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>>96940
How about I lease a bike?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.96942 del
WIGGINS in the br*'*sh ITT campeon
Chladonova wins the sl*vak ITT in a pas normal fashion

The czechoslovak lassies rode the distance, 24 km, good on them


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.96943 del
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Benjamin NOVAL pas normal at the spanish MJ campeonship
My boy Lukáš STRAHODINSKÝ humbled, finished 4th at the same event


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.96944 del
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>Name: Lucas Strahodinsky Pouderoux
>Nationality: Spain


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.96945 del
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ez


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.96946 del
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Proper distance
Other cuntries would never


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.96947 del
>forget to pack my food
>only garbage on the canteen menu
what a rotten day but at least CHLADOŇOVÁ Viktória won right, thats good


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.96948 del
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>>96947
stash a few of these in the office for next time


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.96949 del
>>96948
>powerful staple diet
w-what kinda gain can I expect from this


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.96950 del
>>96949
vo2max like a fish(boy)


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.96951 del
>>96944
>>96945
>Name: Julia Kopecký
Place of birth: Leiden (Netherlands)


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.96952 del
>>96951
now look up the birthplaces of her brothers


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.96953 del
>>96951
Es tut mir Leiden


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.96954 del
>>96952
they just picked the czech republic to farm easy NCs, very funny


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.96955 del
22 sl*vaks and only 10 czechs starting the tt
curious
no live coverage


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.96956 del
roglic out of bora after 2026 season, hopefully he just retires instead of becoming froomedawg


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.96957 del
>>96956
He's already a dawg


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.96958 del
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>>96957


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.96962 del
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Thinking about booking a hotel for tonight. With airconditioning


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.96963 del
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>>96962
get yourself one of these portable ACs for 300 euros. its not the most efficient, but it werks


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.96964 del
I think I have adapted to the temps.
Not to the bang if it just sub 40C indeed but these 32-33C are fine now, pleasurable in shade.
A week of riding shirtless and wala.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.96965 del
top ganna new Italian ITT NC. big surprise.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.96966 del
>>96965
hilly course - 40.3 km 616m vert


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.96967 del
Lorenzo FINN reality check


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.96968 del
>>96965
Baroncini nice result, just in time for pologne


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.96969 del
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Accepting recommendations for wall bike holder
The wall is porobeton / siporex

I'm thinking something like this
Use case would be 1 bike in the summer and 1 bike + raper frame in the winter


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.96970 del
ONLEY out of Velogame.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.96971 del
>>96913
you do this climb a lot, what one is it?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.96972 del
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>>96968


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.96973 del
>>96971
I won't help you stalk but there aren't that many option around wien


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.96974 del
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We live in Isere, with the best TT coverage of the year


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.96975 del
>>96974
Good old 35 degree TT


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.96976 del
>>96975
imagine the heat under those helmets


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.96977 del
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big win for PCS chuds


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.96978 del
>>96976
They must be COOKING


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.96979 del
>>96962
Everybody should have a aircon. Buy some split one if you can


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.96980 del
>>96979
how else will I get my red blood count up


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.96981 del
>>96980
sleep cool, ride hot


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.96982 del
so will EVENEPOEL get banned from the Le Tour?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.96983 del
>>96981
sleep hot, ride hot, work hot
putting on my winter coat
picture incoming


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.96984 del
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>>96983
reaction image now that I'm allowed


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.96985 del
>>96982
He's sick, didn't the bora doctor tell you?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.96986 del
>>96983
>sleep hot, ride hot, work hot
Such is the life of a wagie. I thought I was smart going to saint malo but it's warmer than montpellier.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.96987 del
Fox prolonged with Cofidis.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.96988 del
>>96987
who?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.96989 del
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>>96983
>putting on my winter coat
maybe it will isolate you from the heat


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.96990 del
consider this: you can free watts thanks to the heat training


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.96991 del
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>my mfw when the temperatures drop to 25 degrees next week and we will all be wearing our winter jerseys and leg warmers


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.96992 del
At least I can go to the bech when it gets too hot


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.96993 del
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still pondering whether to go on a ride afte 7 pm
weekend is out a question though
just because we are in a our mid torties doesn't mean we can't get a heart attack


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.96994 del
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>>96988


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.96995 del
>>96993
If anything you would have to go out after 21:00 because 19:00 doesn't change much from my recent experience but it gets noticeably cooler after 20:30 however its not like its comfortable because everything is heated up. It's manageable though I'm surprised how ridable it was the past 2 days


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.96996 del
>>96993
You have to go at 6 am Bert, no other way around that one


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.96997 del
>>96995
i don't have a front light, only blinking stuff (verboten in deutschland)

one of these days I am pull my big boys pants on and try those 5 am rides I hear so much about


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.96998 del
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>Sunrise in Montpellier is at 6:04 while in Praha is 4:55 but sunset is at 21:30/21:15
flatearthbros? how do we explain this?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:49 [Preview] No.96999 del
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>>96993
>>96995
yeah, 7 pm wouldn't change shit, you'd have to wait until 10 pm or something


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.97000 del
>>96970
onley once


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.97001 del
>>96995
At least the sun isn't turning you into a Bohemian Gobik jersey wearer in the evening anymore.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.97002 del
No big Marlen at the NCs. But Küng returns.


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Knowers go to Sicily for cooler temperatures.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.97004 del
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>>97003
Czechopolskaslovakia ignored


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.97005 del
>>97003
kek no information on the CZECH, Polish and baltics
we can only assume they are all DEAD


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.97006 del
Affini chuted during the TT, Tour status unknown


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.97007 del
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double brapstedt on the podium


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.97008 del
>lelgium TT gets semi jonas'd
Pussies


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.97010 del
GOSZCZURNY wins U23, Kwiat to win ME unless MACIEJUK makes up 30 seconds in 13km, 50 seconds faster than GOSZCZURNY was.
(not great)


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.97013 del
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Ibon RUIZ to ASTANA


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.97014 del
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>>97013
watch him get unlocked and be the next SCARONI or something


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.97015 del
>15 most common maintenance mistakes and how to avoid them
15? i can tell you like a 100


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.97016 del
Copernicus' son, Danny VAN DER TUUK 6th at +2:15 to KWIATKOWSKI.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.97017 del
>>97014
just eat more carbs lol and you'll ride just like him
t. astana


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.97018 del
>>97015
>#1 doing maintenance yourself
>#2 bringing the bike to Volodymyrs shop
>#3 thinking you can win the war against entropy


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:19 [Preview] No.97019 del
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>>97018
Not gonna like, with the new bike, I am planning to be more diligent from the start
Writing down the mileage of various parts and replacing them "early" (aka not at 3 times the life)


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.97020 del
>>97008
that sucks I'm going to go watch it since it's 500 meters from my door


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.97021 del
>>97015
I guess I should use the hot weather to clean my bike, the sun should dry it in no time.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.97022 del
>>97019
it's funny that you think your problems stem from not changing the parts soon enoough


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.97023 del
>>97008
because of heat?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.97024 del
>>97023
Suisse NC has a heat protocol that simply shifted the ITT to the evening hours and the road race will have one lap less and an additional feeding zone.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:25 [Preview] No.97025 del
>>97023
yeah they halved the TT in distance


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:26 [Preview] No.97026 del
>>97022
maybe, maybe not, but i think it's part of the puzzle


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.97027 del
Volta Mulher legend Jasmin Liechti is the new ITT NC of Suisse. As mentioned before Big Marlen didn't start. After 3 years in the UCI team for guest nations (Switzerland didn't have a team for female dev riders) and the 2 years in the dev team of Swiss cycling she shouldn't have a problem finding a pro team as Volta Mulher winner.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:31 [Preview] No.97028 del
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yum


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.97029 del
Looking at hardtails it always amaze me how much paypigs we roadies are. What do you mean decathlon is selling 11kg carbon hardtail for 1k euro?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.97030 del
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>>97028
Worst I did was pic related last year. The first minute before you start sweating and any wind is WARMING you up hits you like crazy


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.97031 del
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herentals is growing too powerful


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.97032 del
>>97029
You can paypig for fullies though. And why are there so many different groupsets for mountain bikes?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.97033 del
>>97032
Mah, I'm not doing anything technical enough for full sus. Even though there are lots of bikepark around vienna that might be fun


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.97034 del
Matje VACEK campeon del mundo of Czech republic
Lukas KUBIS campeon of Sl*vakia


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.97035 del
how the fuck is castrillo the spanish champ


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.97036 del
>>97035
He's not that bad? Also romeo has the flue and DNS for a month


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.97037 del
>>97031
>plot twist
>they are all the same age


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.97038 del
>>97034
Vacek was 90 seconds faster, so he's the champion of all of the ČSSR


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.97039 del
>>97035
ROMEO ABAD did not show up.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.97040 del
FUCK the end caps from me wheels won't budge. Need to go paypig to some shop which has a vice. Or.. paypig for a vise?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.97041 del
van der Tuuk is even funnier, swapping nations to farm a NC title and getting heemed by 75% of the startlist


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.97042 del
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Special offer for winebert. This years organizer of the Swiss NC is also selling wine.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:46 [Preview] No.97043 del
>>97032
why are there so many different types of mtbs is what I wonder


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.97044 del
>>97043
XCO, Enduro and Downhill fags need special bikes for their disciplines, please understand.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.97045 del
>>97041
Goszczurny with an underwhelming baby Giro, but now he's ITT NC. Very fraudulent indeed.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.97046 del
>>97045
for the juniors, the corpse of kwiatkowski is the NC


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.97047 del
Oh that's just U23. Wasn't aware that Jan Jackowiak is still young.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.97048 del
>>97044
xc on the one side and downhill on the other side makes sense because they are completely different things but why is there so much in between
>downcountry
>trail
>enduro
<downcountry is between xc and trail
<trail is between downcountry and enduro
on a scale of 1 to 10 how arbitrary is this


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.97049 del
>>97042
hmm, that's not expensive
but I already ordered Pastis for the TdF
hmm


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.97050 del
>>97049
a delicious Ricard


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:08 [Preview] No.97051 del
Volta fever. Still not a single world or pro tour team announced. Never say Israel dev is participating again, so picking some riders should be a non brainer.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.97052 del
>>97051
wasn't UAE gen z going alongside the ef devo team


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.97053 del
>>97052
UAZ is doing the Czech tour instead


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.97054 del
>>97053
ofcourse czechems need to overlap with such a prestigious race


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.97055 del
>To prevent the risks associated with the extreme heatwave episode, Alexandre Brugère, prefect of Hauts-de-Seine, has issued an order prohibiting the sale and consumption of alcohol on public roads and in public spaces starting Friday, June 26 at noon, and this until the end of the ongoing red heatwave alert episode


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.97056 del
>>97055
Inshallah


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.97057 del
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the slave will ride


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:26 [Preview] No.97058 del
Bissegger and Küng slower than Voisard at the halfway point. Schmid in the lead in front of Christen.


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:26 [Preview] No.97059 del
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best season power 1-5 minutes, ftp +4 watts


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:28 [Preview] No.97060 del
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>>97059
>ftp estimates from 5 minute power


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:28 [Preview] No.97061 del
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Hummm


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:32 [Preview] No.97063 del
>>97060
yeah, I thought I had set it to use longer than that, but I believe it 2bqh based on how I felt


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.97064 del
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>>97062
>>97061
He did it with the spanish. Almost got last there kek


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.97065 del
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>>97063
congrats anyway


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.97066 del
>>97065
ty Bert


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.97067 del
Jan Christen new Suisse ITT NC


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.97068 del
>>97050
yes, Ricard and 51


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.97069 del
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I was gonna say the new irish lassie NC looks like a leprechaun but then I saw she's only 16 and kept this tasteless comment to myself


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:50 [Preview] No.97070 del
>>97067
king kung freunde it's over


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.97072 del
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>>97030
in 2024 I did a 9h half-everesting in 37


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.97073 del
c’est affini 😄


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.97074 del
>>97061
are there no UCI requirements for amount of competitors?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.97075 del
just started watching the new sigma sports cafe ride episode with fads and I'm always astonished that multi-millionaires really live in these little apartments with upstairs neighbours (I know that they're probably more expensive than a villa in the countryside but still)


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.97076 del
>>97075
it makes the wifey think she’s important it’s all that matters


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.97077 del
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>>97072


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.97078 del
>>97067
>>97070
>not even podium
mes freres...


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.97079 del
>>97075
>>97076
This is just to pay 0 taxes


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.97080 del
it's not cooling down bros, the sun is down and it's 30 degrees


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.97081 del
>>97080
heat control fucked up so badly here that having the 30 degree warm wind is cooling down the flat


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.97082 del
>>97081
I'm just sitting outside now letting the warm wind hit my naked chest


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.97083 del
>>97074
No, 50 free UCI points


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.97084 del
>>97082
Based


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.97085 del
>>97080
>>97081
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(ahaha, my bedroom is only 26°C)

>unsettling evidence.jopg


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.97086 del
>>97085
>what flood?


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.97087 del
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>>97085


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.97088 del
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>start ride at 20:06
>its still 32°C
💀🔥🙉


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.97089 del
>>97086
flood of sweat in my buttcrack


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.97090 del
>>97072
Surely the max is a bug


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.97091 del
>>97062
A new champion? According to PCS this is the first one ever. This is a scam for free UCI points isn't it


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.97092 del
I wonder if I moved to Vanuatu or something I could organize a race and become national champion. I would be the most prestigious Bert ever


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.97093 del
>In Paris, consuming alcohol in public spaces will be prohibited from 12:00 PM tomorrow until 7:00 AM on Saturday.
The muslim takeover is going well I see. That's a shame wineberts


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.97094 del
Not looking good for allemagnebros


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.97095 del
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>>97093
kek world cup season in paris has got to be something


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>>97094


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.97097 del
Help


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.97098 del
Posting to be able to send photos


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.97099 del
Ah once wasn't enough, oh well


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.97100 del
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I want this handlebar, would be perfect to convert a TT bike into a road bike


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.97101 del
>>97100
canyon truly were "innovators" when they made that doubledeckerbar


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.97102 del
>>97100
but is it UCI legal?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.97103 del
>>97100
Isn't this what malawibert wanted


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.97104 del
>>97096
>>97094
Playing in pajamas does this.
What the FUCK is this kit.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.97105 del
Grim today, already at 24C, 8 o'clock.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.97106 del
>>97105
31 degrees by 11 here


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.97107 del
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another kino morning ride done


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.97108 del
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>>97107
posting some photos to bait bertacek to wake up at 4.30 also


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.97109 del
>>97108
he goes to bed at that time


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.97110 del
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lipo beat roglic, he can beat remco this year


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.97111 del
manlove and milesi to Quick Step


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.97112 del
>>97107
Trying a new route this morning, not as nice. And I can't post pic


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.97113 del
>>97108
Bertacek wakes up at 11, you have more chance to convince him of a midnight ride


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.97114 del
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places of birth of the podium: Saint-Malo and Brest


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.97115 del
>>97114
Cute uggos.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.97116 del
>>97114
Vayer hasn't posted in 2 weeks, I'm afraid he didn't survived the heat


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.97117 del
>>97116
He didn't survive tour de suisse probably


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.97118 del
>>97107
>schnitt 17
I would have taken the longsleeve base layer tbqh


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.97119 del
>>97103
hm no I want longer bikes I don't like high stack bars. This is a long stem setup again so no different from what I have to ride now


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.97120 del
>>97102
nah I don't think so I'm pretty sure this particular setup gets shafted because the cockpit extends too far over the front wheel axle. I saw some dane who used to ride for Uno X who got banned from the copenhagen sprint (I think) because of that rule iirc


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.97121 del
>>97108
but it is like torty degrees at 4:30


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.97122 del
Btw, where is Oscar ONLEY hanging around lately?
If you know what I mean.

>some .png


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.97123 del
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Just three more days and we're officially back


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.97124 del
>>97122
In trees


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.97125 del
>>97124
it’s cooler there


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.97126 del
>forget about the bb regrease for now
>reinstall the crank
>be clumsy and hit one bb side from the inside quite hard
>see the cover has loosened up slightly
>hehe, that would be funny
>added a few more gentle bumps, the cover fell out
>no tools ma, funi
Now to akshually get to the bearings I think I still need the tools but the power of clumsy autism vs the shop mages who say this is delicate space technology you can't do without sekrit tools.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.97127 del
Kings humbled


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.97128 del
mads did 750w on the flat on the cobbles at roubaix and got dropped by pogi


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.97129 del
>>97128
what the fuck


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.97130 del
>>97128
>>97129
Dude lost the sprint to grug that had to close a 3 minute gap


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.97131 del
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Another question to the knowers.
Clean-regrease as it is, sitting in the bb is obviously suboptimal and I should pull it out to clean it properly, maybe just replace it whole.
But I should not be fucking it up if I do try to clean it up while it is like this?
Squirt with mineral spirit, let dry in current temps, apply ceramic grease?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.97132 del
>>97131
Why are you opening it in the first place. It looks kinda clean to le no?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.97133 del
>>97132
Because it has been never serviced since I have had it and it has been like 4 years.
It is grimy, my fingers are graphite grey after I touch it.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.97134 del
Yeah, this redditor is doing what I thought should work, only ceramic specific grease to buy and fuck it, I am good.
>can't do it, no one in Opole does this, this is delicate and you need expensive space tools
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LcfJSBM3Yac [Embed]


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.97135 del
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another top 10 for tim torn teutenberg.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.97136 del
>>97135
Jasza is good again, it's been a while.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.97137 del
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your response jonas?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.97138 del
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AI slop needs to be banned


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.97142 del
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Code RED but no changes in træen time table necessary according to boss mans. Advice to drink water, oh ok thanks for that


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.97143 del
>>97137
That's a lot of climbing domestique to be dropped


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.97144 del
>>97142
just drive slower in the tunnels and faster outside of them.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.97145 del
>>97142
I read that Deutsche Bahn advises against train riding these days because it's HOT and aircon is haram or so. Company advises against using their service, how bad is it in your place


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.97146 del
>>97144
Not a lot of tunnels today and my shift is fucking 8:53 hours
>>97145
Nothing, everyone goes on as normal. We are assured broken træens can get repaired or replaced. Nothing about broken train drivers so I guess they will be laid out in a ditch or something


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.97147 del
>>97146
Good thing you guys all retire before 55


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.97148 del
>>97147
Yeah maybe in 1967. I can go on until 75 or something


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.97149 del
>De veiligheid en het welzijn van collega's en reizigers staan altijd voorop. Daarom blijven we de weersomstandigheden en de impact op onze operatie nauwlettend volgen. Op dit moment is er geen aanleiding om de dienstregeling vooraf aan te passen.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.97150 del
>>97146
if they die they die huh


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.97151 del
>>97150
And we have the most disgusting plastic clothes probably made in Vietnam or something. Everybody is SEETHING


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.97152 del
I am using the rape fan, zonder rape


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.97153 del
>>97149
kek our ceo also sent such a mail from his AC cooled office
doesn't even have the balls to show up in the factory and tell people themselves


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.97154 del
>>97153
These people will get eaten soon


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.97155 del
https://x.com/sandrogarzelli/status/2070199245450211379
Vid from affini crash. Looks like another "safe and effective" tubeless setup. Also amazing grande bunda as a bonus


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.97156 del
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>>97149
>>97153
>mfw monitoring the situation


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.97157 del
>>97155
>hookless status?
>non-captive spokes status?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.97158 del
>>97149
kek wagie wagie time


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.97159 del
>the super rain on monday already cancelled and heat wave extended by one day
I have had enough


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.97160 del
>>97159
here Monday prediction changes every day and right now it's back to rain and 25°, yesterday it was sun and 30


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.97161 del
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>>97160
monday 14:00


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.97162 del
How many of our dear Berts DON'T have a/c?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.97163 del
>>97154
people already hate management here a lot
sometimes I wonder what happens to a person when you reach a certain income bracket


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.97164 del
>>97155
sharp object situation?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.97165 del
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>>97163
>sometimes I wonder what happens to a person when you reach a certain income bracket


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.97166 del
>>97162
I do not. It makes you weak.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.97167 del
>>97162
I suffer because it builds character


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.97168 del
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>>97163


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.97169 del
>>97137
wow they really left meeus and van poopel off the team for fucking cattaneo and denz


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.97170 del
>>97167
If you suffer enough you get used to it and won't suffer anymore. I thought on a board about a sport people would know that.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.97171 del
>>97169
I wonder what they think that'll achieve


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.97173 del
>>97162
at home I don't need it but I wouldn't mind it at certain other places 2bh


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.97174 del
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>>97170
oh we know


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.97175 del
>Strong team and a logical choice regarding not including a sprinter. If you want to compete for the Tour de France podium, it really has to be a sprinter with clear added value for the team.

I genuinely don't understand comments like this
>2025 Lipowitz
0 help
>2024 Memco
Landa and toothless hirt were the only ones that did something, mostly landa
>2023 Adama yeish
a literal domestique himself
>2022 G
spent the entire tour riding his own tempo alone

like where do they get this idea


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.97176 del
>>97175
>>97172
I figured it could be a mental thing for a certain someone to signal that they are all in on gc, no spot wasted on anything else. Realistically red bull will never pace themselves and remco and lipo will always be in the gc blob where the hjaelpers drop long before the big guns go


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.97177 del
>>97174
I like the .jpg.jpg extension. Really shows character.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.97178 del
>>97149
>nauwlettend
just use the English word or it sounds like woutletter


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.97179 del
>>97162
I went to Aldi yesterday, does that count as having A/C?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.97180 del
my ai coach says sleeping during heatwave is good heat training kek


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.97181 del
>>97169
maus is a decent sprinter, but the competition this year is too fierce and that's with Mads being washed.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.97182 del
breaking news: Euro wins in Korea


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.97183 del
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is this not what you wanted bertacek


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.97184 del
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new ridley kanzo fast


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.97185 del
>>97183
geometry is too aggressive for our resident gentle giant. but may the fellow Bohemian displayed behind the bike might change his mind.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.97186 del
>>97185
why is he looking at 5k+ fred sleds then?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.97187 del
Jayco Tour Team:
Michael Matthews
Luke Plapp
Pascal Ackermann
Ben O'Connor
Mauro Schmid
Kell O'Brien
Felix Engelhardt
Luke Durbridge

I've never heard of Kelland O'Brien before and he's been racing for Jayco since 2022 (trainee in 2021)


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.97188 del
>>97186
he needs Ultegra, 105 would make him look poor in his group Schnitzel rides.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.97189 del
>>97184
how come this has a fd mounting point for a chainguide? I read that this model can't take front derailleurs, doesn't even have the mounting point at all


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.97190 del
>Jeg skal vel rangere Sander De Pestel som nr. 3.
Axelgaard rating Sander as podium candidate for the Belgian NC road race.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.97191 del
>>97188
Can any of the expert paypigs please tell me if they actually felt a difference upgrading from 105


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.97192 del
and NSN:
Jake Stewart
Biniam Girmay Hailu
Lewis Askey
Matis Louvel
Tom Van Asbroeck
Marco Frigo
George Bennett
Krists Neilands

teams that announced their teams for the tour so far:
Visma
NSN
Bora
Jayco
Uno-X

Quickstep was the first team to announce 6 riders, but has 2 open spots.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.97193 del
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Was supposed to go for 1x70min or more but I overheated in the boiler room, these sweetspot rides were a lot easier in the winter with the garage door left a bit open. Looks like even Finland isn't free of the heat menace. Oh well, good egg gain ratio at any rate


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.97194 del
>>97189
>As before, the groupset fitted at the show was SRAM Force XPLR. There is a mount that appears able to manage a front derailleur; however, it’s unlikely to be used in any stock configuration. Instead, Ridley has fitted a Wolf Tooth chain guide that the company tells me was co-developed specifically with this bike in mind. Details were slim, but you can see that the design prioritizes smooth airflow to best take advantage of 1x aero. There also appears to be plenty of room for the kind of bigger chainrings pro gravel racers would be likely to run on the bike.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.97195 del
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>>97193
>1h at 360w indoor in a heatwave


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.97196 del
>>97191
less weight is the main difference, in the Di2 world Ultegra is a generation ahead, while 105 uses old tech from the first Di2 generation.
I mix and match stuff, like the Ultegra cassette is too expensive, but the Ultegra level chain is just 2 Euros more and has better rust protection.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.97197 del
>>97193
there is NO ESCAPE from that fucking gains goblin
>>97194
hm yeah I see I guess in a generation or two gravel bikes will all be 1x only, sucks for me because I use the gravel for road too and prefer 2x for that


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.97198 del
>>97197
Yeah, fuck 1x


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.97199 del
>>97198
amen


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.97200 del
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>>97197
oh NOW you use gravel for road too
how CURIOUS


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.97201 del
Anyway, finnbert has like 20 (twenty) degrees in Binland


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.97202 del
>>97162
I've never lived in a house with a/c. We get a lot of hot days here but I feel like we find other ways to deal with the heat. Still, there are maybe half a dozen days per year where I think that a/c would be good to have.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.97203 del
last year it was raining from may till early july, I still prefer this inferno tbh


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.97204 del
>>97200
ppattt I've been using the gravel as bad weather bike for like a year hell in winter I almost rode it exclusively


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.97205 del
>>97201
Yeah and still stuck raping due to the baby, life is cruel


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.97206 del
>Iron man cancelled because it's going to be 33 degree in Nice end of June
Lmao politics are such retard


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.97207 del
>>97201
hes suffering more than us having 38 degrees


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.97208 del
>>97206
meanwhile IM FRANKFURT will commence despite 36 degrees and more, small weather warning like you get for the wage cage and baam that's it run on


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.97209 del
>>97208
It's just pure central state thing. They're cancelling some track event in paris because it's 42 so they have to cancel some in Nice even though it's 10 degree cooler.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.97210 del
Our apartment building usually doesn't turn AC on until June 1. We would always have a few days in May during heat waves where it would get up to 30 in the apartment and would drive us insane.

This year because of the baby we bought our own window AC units so we had cool apartment regardless of what the central air was doing.

Can't imagine life without AC.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.97211 del
>>97210
thats because you're weak


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.97212 del
Yes. We may complain but we are strong


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.97213 del
I agree with the burger, not having AC is an absurdity imposed by green retards.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.97214 del
Suffering is good for you Americans don’t understand this


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.97215 del
>>97208
36? DWD says it's 40 in Frankfurt.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.97216 del
>>97215
yes well I think the article I read earlier meant average temperature throughout the race, they do start rather early in the morning


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.97217 del
>>97213
It was probably fine when the climate was cooler. But it's not and it's only getting worse.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.97218 del
>>97217
yeah, it's an unfortunate thing for them to dig their heels in about; their buildings do usually have a lot more passive cooling/shade built into them that would be great for American building design to incorporate, but they've got tens of thousands of people dying from heat every year as it is


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.97219 del
Today's heat report is that it was not comfy, but I was frying meself for a good 45 minutes on the beach.
After that I was just overheated, but I have mistakenly paused my amazon hr/gps shit and I have nothing to show for my 160 in Z2.
Also nothing to show for that stretch when I have made a gravelfag work uphill but couldn't sit downhill on his wheel with my limited gears.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.97220 del
tree more days


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.97221 del
Lotte Kopecká totally and utterly humiliated (kwabed, if you will)


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.97222 del
>Sif Nikotine BENDIX MADSEN
peculiar name

and look how short slovenian given names are
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/ncslovenie-mj-itt/2026/result
expecpt for my boy Timotej
and wtf is Osskar


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.97223 del
>>97222
That guy should not be staring at gals, that's fucked up man


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.97224 del
>>97222
>>97223
>Scrutinizing the Slovenian junior time trial results
This is a level of attention paying I do not aspire to


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.97225 del
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I expect big future from my boy Tit


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.97226 del
Post for images


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.97227 del
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Interesting observation
Drinking your mineral wasser from PET bottle is a struggle whole day
But putting 1 liter of wasser and 0.1g of Decathlon dopage powder in a bidon? Gone in 15 minutes
Maybe I Pavlov'd myself


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.97228 del
Another


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.97229 del
>>97227
your gut doesn't absorb pure water as well as water with a bit of carbs and electrolytes


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.97230 del
danish women HUMBLED by a triathlete fraud


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.97231 del
>>97230
wow she smashed them


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.97232 del
Sander DE PESTEL


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.97233 del
Wout would have won, the HLN comment section told me so


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.97234 del
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The boys part 1


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.97235 del
Meanwhile Yvekke well into his autumn.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.97236 del
>>97234
nice


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.97237 del
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>>97234
Part 2, it's way too fooking hot to TT


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.97238 del
who saw a SEGAERT win coming?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.97239 del
>>97234
>>97237
Was about to give you a "well?" for this >>97226 but delivery has been had.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.97240 del
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>>97234
>>97237


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.97241 del
>>97239
it's hard on mobile because it kept resetting


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.97242 del
if it was 2 laps as originally planned I think some of these dudes would have collapsed


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.97243 del
>>97238
soulful winner unlike seether remco


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.97244 del
watching the danish tt I think some pedersen won but not mads pedersen


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.97245 del
>>97244
or not because the result is on pcs and it's EGHOLM?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.97246 del
>>97244
a made up rider called EGHOLM


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.97247 del
>>97237
very cool


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.97248 del
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>>97244
EGHOLM Kristian?
Mads P completely washed at 7th.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.97249 del
>>97244
the fuck are these results
larsen also dogshit


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.97250 del
mads is not even the best pedersen of the day


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.97251 del
>egholm 2nd behind lambo in the U23 TT
>wins the elite TT


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.97252 del
>>97249
Oh my, didn't event scroll so far down.
PRICE-PEJTERSEN back to 4 pts surely.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.97253 del
Toon top 20


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.97254 del
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Surely if not for a unjust events we would be checking out how many Pedersens this guy passed:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/carl-rosenberg


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.97255 del
Just turned 31 as well.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.97256 del
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put some angle grinder discs on your bike bert


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.97257 del
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NC RR here looks dank, two short hills into 11k shallow climb into descending and repeat. Who is this for I don't know


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.97258 del
>>97257
if I had to give a guess, zimmermann or stork will win


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.97259 del
>nika bobnar


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.97260 del
REIS bros...


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.97261 del
>✍️ Thomas De Gendt:
>"Talking of #'s, I've seen all this stuff abt his (Remco) FTP value of 425 and actually I think it's a # that's lower than what he is actually pushing – it's just a training #. E.g., my own FTP on paper was always 430 or 435 with a weight of 69kg.
>But in the races, it could actually rise to something like 460 for 20 minutes. So what your FTP is in the race and on paper are two very different things."
there you have it remco can win


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.97262 del
>>97261
but a 460 20 minute power is like 435 FTP? am I missing something


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.97263 del
>>97261
I've never been able to get anywhere near as big power numbers in races as in training. In training you are fresh and focused and usually do PR attempts after a good warmup and recovery. In races, you often have to time that attack when everybody is already fatigued so you can actually get some separation. After a tough race I can maybe do 650W for a minute in an uphill sprint whereas fresh it's close to 800W. But I guess that's what separates pros from us mortals


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.97264 del
>>97262
yes I think De Gendt either thinks ftp = 20 min max power or he worded that wrong
>>97263
same and I think it's like that for most pros too especially in grand tours, I remember for one of Pog's pas normal record breakers where everybody squeaked someone on his team or so was like eh actually he's done more in training


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.97265 del
>>97264
in the video remcoomer did multiple 20 minute efforts and then a few 10 and 8 minute efforts so I gues the 425 number is right.
It's also a big number for a skinny manlet


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.97266 del
>>97260
so close...

speaking of Reish, I honestly think he could've been a good WT domestique in a different world

the W52 past was probably too much for any sane team to take the risk


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.97267 del
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>>97261
How much has his FTP increased for a 5 minute effort?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.97268 del
>>97261
I think what he's saying is that the 20 minute effort was still below his threshold


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.97269 del
>>97268
>>97265
well his coach measured his lactate at like 3.5 mmol and then goes on to say that 420w is just below his threshold and 425w is somewhere there for these longer efforts so by definition he should be able to do some more watts than 425 while still at threshold
however being able to upstage that in races with accumulated fatigue plus altitude plus uneven pacing plus tip is still a questionmark.
pcs has remco at 63 kg so his threshold would be 6.75w/kg. They are at the altitude training camp but they don't tell us at which altitude those tests were, probably close to sea level eh


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.97270 del
>>97269
Does this scare the fish?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.97271 del
>>97270
remco is 6.7, fish is 6.9, pogi is 7.4


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.97272 del
>>97270
in my mind the fish does not feel any emotion he just follows orders to the best of his abilities and whatever that nets is what it nets


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.97273 del
No landismo at the tour 😔


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.97274 del
>>97273
one last vuelta, give it everything and win a stage


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.97275 del
Primoz won heh


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No.97276 del
>>97275
First win in 15 months
ROGbros, we are BACK


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:30 [Preview] No.97277 del
>>97276
does Roger get to 100 wins? if he debases himself he could snatch up some .1 mickey mouse stuff


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.97278 del
>>97277
He will win la Vuelta and the Volta next year


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.97279 del
Setback for speegoszczurny, he couldn't outsprint some club jobbers.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.97280 del
>>97279
damn no restday between TT and road race in poland?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.97281 del
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today I learned that the hospitals in Austria (picrel) do NOT have ACs and patient rooms regularly exceed 30C. WTF is this shit can someone please take all these liberal tree huggers faggots, throw them in a vulcano and then the rest of the world can move on into the 21st century and retrofit ACs into every closed space that exists under the sun


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.97282 del
>>97281
nope AC is fascist simple as
t. somehow the mainstream political opinion in western yurop


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.97283 del
>>97281
I don't have AC but I'd get it if I had some solar panels on my roof mostly because I don't want to pay out the ass for electricity


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.97284 del
>>97282
>>97281
this is bizarre, that's not at all the perspective of us leftists in the USA - we're very much pro-AC and anti-old people dying en masse


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.97285 del
>>97281
>>97282
Is it really environmental concerns that restricts AC? Like, tens of thousands die every year from heat and it's just getting worse, and a large segment of Europe is fine with this?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.97286 del
>>97281
It's the same everywhere in europe


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.97288 del
>>97285
>>97284
Our greens are basically de growth retard. So using technology to solve/mitigate global warming is nazi

>>97283
It really isn't that much


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 18:13 [Preview] No.97289 del
>>97288
>It really isn't that much
yeah in france, we pay more than double you do because we buy it all from france and our nuclear plants are french owned


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>>97285
>>97284
yes I guess, environmental concerns that AC accelerates climate change because using more electricity = more co2. These people in general are for degrowth like >>97288 says so they are against anything that uses energy.
Here's some hit piece posts from german state media channels, I autotranslated one of them, the other one says AC make big cities 2-4°C warmer at night because ACs push the heat into the streets. I don't know how many people actually think like that but last election the greens got 11.6% here and basically every political party but right wingers do the same politics as the greens so it indeed is the mainstream political movement, somehow.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.97291 del
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>saving the autotranslated pic off yandex saves the original instead
okay anyways I'm going out


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.97292 del
That being said I completely agree with any politic that kills boomers


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 18:38 [Preview] No.97293 del
>>97285
>Our greens are basically de growth retard. So using technology to solve/mitigate global warming is nazi
no, what montpellierbert said is basically universally true for europe
>Our greens are basically de growth retard. So using technology to solve/mitigate global warming is nazi
we MUST deindustrialize, destroy QoL, destroy the nuclear family and basically stop existing ASAP


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.97294 del
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Well this has been an interesting digression.

Anyway, cyclisme.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 18:48 [Preview] No.97295 del
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just saw that on a 3,5h ride of a friend of mine


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.97296 del
>>97295
not normal
i just got home from a 1 hour walk and it wasn't pleasant


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.97297 del
>Pinarello is willing to go to great lengths to bring Seixas on board. According to Benson, the team is offering an annual salary of no less than 13 million euros. That would be the most lucrative contract ever in professional cycling. By comparison, Tadej Pogacar reportedly earns between 8 and 10 million euros

Kek, he's going to make so much money at decathlon


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.97298 del
>>97287
because its a rebranded ridley


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.97299 del
>>97287
that font looks chyna as fuck


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.97300 del
berts..


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.97301 del
it's friday


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.97302 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=WrJNFXX0YOg [Embed]


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.97303 del
>>97287
Looks like shit


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.97304 del
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>>97292
heatwaves are just boomer cullers atp in europe, they get to enjoy their fruits shorty thinks they're reliving summer of 1971 or something


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.97305 del
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>>97301
>>97302


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.97306 del
>>97305
JA JA


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.97307 del
the NORGES are rowing against France


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.97308 del
>>97305
legendary Bert

>https://youtube.com/watch?v=OvSRq_BLJ0Y [Embed]

>muh gif


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.97309 del
>>97308
jaja haha


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.97310 del
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>>97308
>


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.97311 del
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>just learned of chain suck
perhaps an inspiration for future episodes
but it sounds like lazy writing


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.97312 del
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Italy RR
>Milan 1.72
>Magagnotti 13
>Malucelli 15
>Moschetti 15
>Lonardi 23
>Donati 26
...
>Dati 34
>Affini 101


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.97313 del
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Denmark RR
>Pedersen 1.72
>Cort 6.5
>Salby 12
>Pedersen 15
>Haugsted 15
>Kragh 17
>Foldager 21
>Pedersen 21
...
>Pedersen 34
>Valrgren 51
>Pedersen 751 (my boy carl JUST)


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.97314 del
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Netherlands RR
>Grosso 4
>Teunissen 8
>Pluimers 8
>Poppel 10
>Baarle 11
>Dijke 12
>Berg 12
>Rrmijn 19
>Keldermeme 19
>Artz 21
>Hoole 21
...
>Bol 67
>Bax 101


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.97315 del
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Br*tain RR
>Brennan 3
>Askey 5.5
>Turner 6
>Vernon 7
>fred 11
>Hobbs 13
>* * * * * * 13
>Swift 23
>Nerurkar 26
...
>Hobbs 101
>Wiggins 301
>Askey 501


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.97316 del
>>97305
Damn, Boonen fell off hard


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Spain RR
>Aranbaru 5
>Ayuso Pesquera 5.5
>Alvarez 10
>Castrillo 13
>Barrenetxea 13
>Pierna 15
>CANAL 15
>Romo 15
>Arrieta 21
>Barcelo 21
>Adria 21
>Cobo 26
...
>Mas Nicolau 34
>Ruiz 67
>Landa 81
>Balderstone 151


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.97318 del
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Belgium RR
>Merlier 1.9
>Philipsen 3.75
>Meeus 9
>Lie 13
>Fretin 21
>Crabbe 26
>Stuyven 26
>Vermeersch 26
>Wellens 26
>Gils 34
>Nys 41
...
>Aerts 51
>Slock 301


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.97319 del
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France RR
>Gregoire 3.75
>Lapeira 8
>Cosnefroy 9
>Godon 9
>Sparfel 12
>Bisiaux 15
>Gruel 19
>Isidore 19
>MAdouas 19
>Costiou 23
>Maginer 26
>Laurance 29
>Tronchon 29
...
>Jegat 51
>Martin 81


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.97320 del
>>97319
Ou est-ce que Gaudu?


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.97321 del
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>>97320
@81


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.97322 del
>>97321
He said he doesn't give a fuck about the article in le Parisien about him


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.97323 del
Also 23°C outside. The outside really came to life after sunset. We club med now.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.97324 del
earlymorningridebros... i will be there.


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.97325 del
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>>97324
i don't think I can wake up at 4:30


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.97326 del
I just got home and it is a fucking oven in here and I opened all the windows bur there is no fucking god damn wind. FUCK


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.97327 del
>>97314
Who in the FUCK is going to bet on Kelderman


Bert 06/26/2026 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.97328 del
Nice and cool here. Maybe I'll even turn my AC down a tick.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.97329 del
Walking home it's fresh, we survived the heatwave bros


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.97330 del
>>97319
Voklan?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.97331 del
got my new 30mm gp5000 on (floor pump only), they look great, can't wait to ride them


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.97332 del
>>97330
He's dead


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.97333 del
>>97330
Kaput


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.97334 del
Giulio already setup for Italian autumn races.
Just today, tomorrow and that is it.
>autumnpepe.jpg


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.97335 del
>>97329
a last dance today


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.97336 del
>go hiking
>rocky ledge trail
>two hikers ahead of me, one of them like 10m ahead of the other
>slips and chutes like 1.5m down into the bushes below
>the other one runs up
>slips and chutes at the very same spot
squeaker very silly.jpg


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.97337 del
>IRONMAN Frankfurt 2026: Bike and run courses reduced over fears for safety in scorching heatwave
>the Frankfurt bike course will be limited to 125km instead of the usual 180km, and the run has been cut from 42.2km to a half-marathon of 21.1km, with the measures in place for both age-group athletes and the pro men.
>“The swim course remains unchanged. Based on current water temperatures, athletes should plan for a non-wetsuit swim, with the official confirmation to be communicated on race morning.”
non-wetsuit swim and shortened course, kwak it's so over for triathloncels


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.97338 del
>>97337
Lmao they must be FUMING


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.97339 del
>>97337
why even call it an ironman


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.97340 del
>>97338
Hehe because it's hot. I get it


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.97341 del
Trying to post pics


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.97342 del
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Does it work?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.97343 del
>>97342
sick castle


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.97344 del
>>97343
Mont Saint-Michel is unknown in Malawi?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.97345 del
>>97342
is Michel home


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.97346 del
>>97339
It's not ironman if iron melts at those temperatures


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.97347 del
Dark souls inspired believe it or not


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.97348 del
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in Vienna locals are reporting potentially unlicensed AC units to the authorities.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.97349 del
>>97344
if it were would that make it any more or less sick?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.97350 del
>>97339
pretty sure IRONMAN is the brand name of the organizer so the name stays regardless


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.97351 del
>>97348
kek


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.97352 del
>>97348
In UK police are going door to door checking if you have AC loicense


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.97353 del
Bart Lemon +tdf


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.97354 del
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>i suffer in belgium


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.97355 del
>>97348
kek at the AI slop


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.97356 del
>>97354
it feels like 30 trust me


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.97357 del
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In the end a very nice Z2 ride. Flat and most of it on good gravel. Will do again


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.97358 del
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>>97354


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.97359 del
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>>97353
One of the weakest visma team at the tour in years


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.97360 del
>>97359
if Piganzoli is still in his Giro form this is a very good team


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.97361 del
>>97359
well well well it does feature KUSS Sepp after all


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.97362 del
>>97360
That would be very surprising


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.97363 del
>>97361
he will pull for 10 minutes for the entire tour


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.97364 del
>>97363
There is a world where he doesn't pull a single minute


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.97365 del
kussbert will now bring that one recent giro stage up where vingo let the hjaelper win


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.97366 del
Damn Cort set to retire at the end of season


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.97367 del
>>97365
>Not rating the most soulful GT winner of the last half decade
Strange behavior


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.97368 del
>>97365
I wonder if he had to beg for it


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.97369 del
>>97365
Fake satellite into stage win is a great move actually, you can just suck wheels pretending you're waiting for vingo to drop pog (lol) and then win.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.97370 del
>>97366
Retiring before he becomes completely washed up. Not a bad decision.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.97371 del
>>97367
very tired of this shilling, get another gimmick


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.97372 del
>>97367
okay lets just pretend the most soulful gc winner of the last decade is not sepp kuss
who actually is it?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.97373 del
>>97372
Carapaz is a soulful rider


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.97374 del
>>97372
Mauricio MOREIRA


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.97375 del
>>97349
Yes


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.97376 del
Astana let vino junior win the road race, completely organic race result of course


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.97377 del
>>97372
Carapaz and Hindley
>>97370
Yeah agreed!


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.97378 del
>>97359
there's no unhinged wout just riding for himself.


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mind you I did say decade and not half decade on purpose because the last 5 years were seldomly soulful


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>>97377
Hindley????


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.97383 del
>>97382
organically grown CZECH lad


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.97384 del
>>97372
Tao


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.97385 del
>>97384
lmao


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.97386 del
>>97372
Remco


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.97387 del
Anyone know why Dutch NC seemingly isnt broadcasted on HBO?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.97388 del
>>97380
Yeah that was just a great Giro, and Hindley's decisive attack on the Marmolada was kino work from all of Bora


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.97389 del
>>97387
will be live on NPO


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.97390 del
GER NC (femmes) start is delayed because of a crash


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.97391 del
Looks like I may have a female Kwiat, hopefuly she won't get any ideas about GTs and also doesn't sell her soul (she already did to UAECazzo).


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.97392 del
>>97388
What. I am pretty sure nothing happened at all that entire Giro


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.97393 del
>>97372
Pinot, TDF 2019


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.97394 del
>Ynr Kuss getting dropped on the legendary slopes of the Angliru by Roglic the Betrayer
>Vingo goes to chase him down
>Landa emerged out of the fog and pandemonium to save Kuss
>"If you want to win La Vuelta today, follow me."
Kino stage


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.97395 del
I only remember KUSS doing that shameful e-bike attack


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.97396 del
>>97394
a nice storyline but still had to be forced to agreed in the team that Kuss would be gifted the grand tour


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.97397 del
Kiesenhofer sisters, pigburger was once again faster than her


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.97398 del
>>97397
>giving up your math career to be a fraud
Sad


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.97399 del
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firefighters refreshing the femmes on every lap
I've ridden in that area before, Thüringen is beautiful


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.97400 del
>>97395
I remember Ayuso finishing 3 minutes behind Kussen. How many millions did Lidl pay for this fraud again?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.97401 del
>>97372
I gotta say that kämna hindley duo attack really gets my neurons tingling


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.97402 del
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>>97395
lets relive that glorious moment


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.97403 del
>>97402
>e-bike attack
>team car literally telling riders not to ride against him
what a lame winner


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.97404 del
>>97402
>>97403
Honestly the worst thing to happen to cycling since forbiding padun to start the tour


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.97405 del
>>97404
pretty embarrassing that EF got suckered into signing him


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.97406 del
>>97401
yes but it was to crack a better winner — Richie had NO ONE on his Giro team that year


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.97407 del
>>97406
it was fun with them being like 5 seconds apart for most of the giro, you knew the attacks was coming


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.97408 del
>>97407
yeah it was good, I just wish it had gone the other way


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.97409 del
six liter athlete


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.97410 del
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>people complain about 3 days of heat
>meanwhile the entire summer in Montpellier
Z2 and no sleep I guess


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.97411 del
Who are the most ridiculously doped rides since 2010. Like you just have to laugh watching that bullshit

Padun Dauphiné
Horner Vuelta
Santambrogio Jafferau
W*ut Hautacam
Jonas broken power meter TT


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.97412 del
>>97407
I thought that was yet another incredibly boring Giro. No one had any reason to attack before the very last climb of the last mountain stage since they were so close on GC and Almeida's DNF meant that the no one needed a buffer for the final ITT.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.97413 del
>>97411
How do you make such list without including at least a few of Froomedawg's exploits? I know the numbers are a joke today, but Ax 3 Domaines, Ventoux, Pierre Saint-Martin and Finestre should all be contenders


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.97414 del
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allemagne, rakousy and felvidek are getting some storms, but czechopolska is getting jack SHIT


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.97415 del
>>97414
It's our turn on Monday.
Today it is indeed 35C in shade, just measured with a meat thermometer.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.97416 del
>>97411
those equipo kern pharma wins and top 5's in the 2024 vuelta


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.97417 del
>>97411
That Jonas TT is still nuts to think about. Three minutes into third place. For a guy who usually has an average TT


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.97418 del
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wout hautacam is the most ghoulish shit I've ever seen
it also broke that man


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.97419 del
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>>97411
CONTADOR Verbier
STÜSSI Observatorio Vila Nova - Miranda do Corvo
POGACAR La Planche des Belles Filles
PRODHOMME Luz Ardiden
WHELAN Senhora da Graca


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.97420 del
>>97411
Paula Blasi, entirety of 2026


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.97421 del
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Imagine the brapping


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.97422 del
>>97420
that's just a woman that actually trains
like when pauline lost some weight and blew out the competition


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.97423 del
4 km to go, ladies, france
5 km to go, hommes, italy


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.97424 del
>>97423
??? km to go, ladies, Germany
idk theres no overlay and I muted it a while ago


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.97425 del
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Problem number 1 - vaxxing in the first place
Simple as


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.97426 del
Gery with no decency
MILAN 2 km away from being crowned either NC or KWABOTY of the Year


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.97427 del
MILAN campeon del mundo of Italy


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.97429 del
GRANDE
GRANDE
GRANDE
GRANDE
GRANDE
GRANDE
GRANDE


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.97430 del
>>97428
Was about time we started seeing psyopp


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.97431 del
DATI from UKYO 2nd, surely hes out of there after this season


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.97432 del
>>97431
I think he signed with Q36.5


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.97433 del
>>97431
he was faster than MILAN and if it wasn't for bad position he would have won


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.97434 del
>>97419
>since 2010
>CONTADOR Verbier
That was in 2009.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.97435 del
>>97434
Time flies when you are squeaking


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.97436 del
when you look at that Italian NC top 10 you really know Italian cycling is dead as fuck


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.97437 del
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No coverage planned for Czech'em Road Race
Probably the only "country" in Europe without coverage


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.97438 del
>>97436
I wouldn't let the son of my worst enemy start cycling in this cursed country


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.97440 del
>>97437
even suisse has a stream:
Www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Zf-6HNF40


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.97441 del
>>97431
Yeah with a 4 year ban probably


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.97442 del
kek bart lemond isn't allowed to do the NC from his team after saying it was a big goal for him
what a cuck


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.97443 del
We live in Brasil with brasilian ladies (ladies)


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.97444 del
>>97428
>Gets dropped by Pogi on a 2km 6% climb
I've seen it in my visions


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.97445 del
>>97444
I just want him to make vingo nervous to be honest
pluggoid has never really had to fight for the guaranteed 2nd place


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.97446 del
The guy from eSwatini won his RR by more than 5 minutes. NOT NORMAL


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.97447 del
Reusser 20 iq


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.97448 del
CHLADOŇOVÁ Viktória #1


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.97449 del
>>97448
czechs humbled


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.97450 del
>>97445
I un-ironically believe in REMKING


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.97451 del
>>97450
mashallah


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.97452 del
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all smiles


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.97453 del
>>97452
>when you chute but its new bike day


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.97454 del
KOCH Franziska wins - lippert 2nd. Koch also won the ITT


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.97455 del
>>97454
Koch is unclean


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.97456 del
the yearly struggle of fitting gp5000s starts again


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.97457 del
>>97456
it took me 20 minutes to replace both this year
you have no excuse


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.97458 del
>>97456
literally did mine yesterday, didn't even need tire levers, inflated with a floor pump


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.97459 del
>>97457
I feel like it's pure luck. Some sets tighter than others. Probably some environmental factors as well


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.97460 del
>>97459
yeah and socio economical reasons too
the single biggest "hack" is to put the "corners" into the little gap in the middle of the rim


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.97461 del
can teams finalize their god damn tour de france teams already?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.97462 del
>>97455
her bf is Riley Pickrell who rides for the Hincapie (Lance) team, really makes you think


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.97463 del
>>97460
Oh for sure. Just a pain in the ass to do it without dripping sealant everywhere or pinching a tube

I switched back to latex tubes inside of gp5000s. Hookless too. Theoretically it's safe.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.97464 del
>>97455
>>97462
the plot thickens


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.97465 del
>>97460
unfortunately my innertube is there so it becomes more difficult


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.97466 del
my girlfriend Gillespie is NC again


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.97467 del
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it's fun how riders from different teams still train together, I can't think of any other sport like that


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.97468 del
>>97467
climbing also does this


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.97469 del
>>97468
that's not a team sport though, is it?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.97470 del
>>97469
your team is your country usually, but they train with other good athletes from other countries to improve


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.97471 del
>Je n’ai pas eu la préparation, je n’ai pas fait de stage en mai parce qu’on arrivait proche du terme de la grossesse, je n’ai pas la préparation pour être performant donc je préfère laisser ma place à un coureur qui pourra aller aider l’équipe pour gagner une étape
>Je n’ai pas d’explication, je n’ai pas envie d’en avoir et la polémique des derniers jours, je n'en ai rien à foutre, a-t-il martelé. Je suis toujours motivé, si je n’avais pas envie, je ne m’entraînerais pas, je ne me ferais pas mal, je ne serais pas sur les courses. On a un contrat que toutes les parties ont signé, je m’entraîne, je fais ce qu’il faut, on ira jusqu’au bout du contrat."
Lmao, he's frooming them


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.97472 del
>>97471
he did it


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.97473 del
>>97471
Who dis? Arnold?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.97474 del
>>97473
davide gaudi


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.97475 del
>>97473
fraudu


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.97476 del
>>97475
oh I thought it was lafay. In case of fraudu this is a very lame excuse.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.97477 del
>>97471
not like there is a fdj runner who could win a stage though davide


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.97478 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=7qMXL_2xuCA [Embed]

First rider who hit the dog needed emergency spinal surgery but is apparently okay. The dog is okay.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.97479 del
>>97478
sounds like a VERY expensive chute


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.97480 del
>>97477
gregoire could win from a breakaway if pogacar isn't too hungry


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.97481 del
>>97480
Tadej seems very hungry


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.97482 del
>>97478
that lawsuit is about to be insane


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.97483 del
>>97478
very different noises at the end
>aaaagh aaaagh
>what the fuck bro
>whimpered help


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.97484 del
>>97481
You now remember the visma tactic of last year
>make pogi as nervous as possible so that he could crash
almost work, they're probably going to try again


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.97485 del
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500k for spinal surgery but you get to sue the d*g owner for 750k and net 250k but lose 12 months of riding, actually 12 months of doing anything. Was it worth it


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.97486 del
>>97484
the first week is way too tame compared to last year's north france casino roads


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.97487 del
>>97485
I assume those freds have good insurance


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.97488 del
>>97471
>I haven't been able to train properly; I didn't do any training camps in May because I was nearing the end of my pregnancy, so I'm not in good enough shape to perform well.
He tried pregnancy doping and it didn't work?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.97489 del
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>>97485
Hmm, you couldn't pay me enough for a spinal injury. Even if the spinal cord itself isn't affected, it's going to be a lifetime of pain.

However, would absolute get my jaw broken for $92 million like Jake Paul did last year


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.97490 del
>>97485
I wouldn't take it tbqh


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.97491 del
honestly looking at the stages, pogi will lose some time in TTT and then immediately destroy everyone in barcelona


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.97492 del
>>97486
TTT to start and no sprint stage till 5 (maybe even 7) I think will make things a lot less nervous


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.97493 del
>>97490
getting a chronic injury to my hamstring was pretty life-altering for multiple years, I wouldn't say yes to any injury that impacts something as basic as walking around


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.97494 del
>>97491
I am not so sure that Visma is beating UAE in the TTT. Especially not if Affini is unable to start.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.97495 del
Damn looking at the roadbook this year's tour is TERRIBLE. No gc action outside of stage 2 before stage 14


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.97496 del
>>97494
UAE always fucking sucks at TTT
only last year's vuelta I remember them being good but they had 0 opposition


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.97497 del
>>97496
the rule this year is individual timings for all riders, no 4th across the line or anything like that


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.97498 del
>>97497
that has been a thing in PN for 3 years or something
pogi lost that way too once


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.97499 del
>>97498
in a pan-flat TTT, yeah - he's going to go nuts on the hilly finish here


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.97500 del
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>>97478
yeah we dodged something similar a month ago
still getting sweaty when I think about
it was about twice the speed too


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.97501 del
>got a text message from the gooberment warning about massive thunderstorms
well that's a first for me, rolling out some new system I guess


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.97502 del
>>97501
I hate it when they ring every phone for those warnings because I'm not used to my phone making sounds and so far everytime it was nothing


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.97503 del
>>97502
>>97501
I get earthquake alerts on my phone here, got one the other day for the 5.6 quake a couple hours north of me (I saw my houseplants shake a little bit)


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.97504 del
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>>97500
Unfortunately that's literally the fastest area of the park, it's the bottom of this little downhill area. I hit close to 50 km/h with only 168W average doing my last ride there, I can't imagine how fast a strong paceline was going. I'm surprised dog isn't dead.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.97505 del
>>97504
If I had to live in New York I'd either take another sport or rape exclusively


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.97506 del
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>>97505
It's not so bad. Central Park is easy enough for laps and once you get across GW Bridge, there's lots of good riding. Plus easy train access to Hudson Valley. If you want to race, there's tons of events for that as well.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.97507 del
>>97506
I guess it'd be rape in the week and train + ride in the weekend. Still you're getting mogged by California, hard


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.97508 del
>>97507
Ya, but California one of the great places to ride. Hard to compete with that.

NYC has other things going for it, obviously.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.97509 del
>>97507
California pics are going to wrap up in September I'm sorry to say, I'll get some good ones in before then


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.97510 del
>>97509
moving?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.97511 del
>>97510
back to NC, I came out here for grad school and Bertina and I are ready to live around our families again; it's been fun, but I miss green summers and warm summer evenings (and real seasons)


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.97513 del
>>97512
In or out?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.97514 del
>>97513
He's only 14 points, I'm taking the goobmle


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.97515 del
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Not looking good


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:18 [Preview] No.97516 del
>>97514
No he is not


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.97517 del
true goomblers pick remco and seixas over vingo and lipowitz


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.97518 del
>>97515
I got that summertime, summertime shitness
Su-su-summertime, summertime shitness
Got that summertime, summertime shitness
Oh, oh, oh this season's piss


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.97519 del
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>>97516


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.97520 del
>>97519
ahh you paid for velogames premium


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.97521 del
>>97520
I'm on the betaserver


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.97522 del
government is telling me to prepare for a storm lol


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.97523 del
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>>97522
damn right


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.97524 del
>>97522
i doubt he will do much, stuck in INEOS academy


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.97525 del
>>97524
genuinely funny post


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.97526 del
>>97522
hah you too? where are you at?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.97527 del
>>97524
didn't that guy have some really fucked up disease


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.97528 del
>>97523
he


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 19:05 [Preview] No.97529 del
>>97527
yes, being danish


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.97530 del
>>97526
west VL-BR


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.97531 del
>>97525
Thanks


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.97532 del
>>97530
apparently you're straight in the path of something big, good luck brother
I'm in Oudenaarde and just at the edge


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.97533 del
there actualyl was an official czech stream on youtube but they decided to keep it secret


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 19:56 [Preview] No.97534 del
Holy FUCK suddenly a fucking HAIL storm. What in the GOD DAMN


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.97535 del
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Jesus just in the right place


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.97536 del
There will be like 1h of coverage tomorrow for RR. Incredible


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.97537 del
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Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.97538 del
>>97532
Well I don’t fear for my my home but I hope
the horses will be fine


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.97539 del
>>97537
is this an actual photo?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.97540 del
>>97537
always wear a helmet


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.97541 del
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Germans used anti riot water guns to cool passerbys. Let's see how Berlin gets hit by a massive thunderstorm.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.97543 del
NEW THREAD:
>>97542
>>97542
>>97542


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.98422 del
Test


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.98884 del
Nein


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:26 [Preview] No.99093 del
Join in, get settled


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:26 [Preview] No.99094 del
No


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.99200 del
Ho


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.99201 del
This is NOT flood.


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