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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No. 96504
Nationals edition

>Current and upcoming road races
21.06 - 28.06 National Championships
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>95452


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.96540 del
>Germany ME NC
>7x 27.3 km
meh

>route.png


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.96541 del
I meant riding obviously


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.96542 del
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Can I post pictures now?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.96543 del
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>switch to UAE from conti team
>only DNF


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.96544 del
>>96542
bwoah, absolute kino


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.96545 del
>>96542
yep, this is it


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.96546 del
>>96542
Definitely should move to Bretage. This kino and a lot of lush green and wet when not this kino.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.96547 del
>>96546
It's nice. Also the food is good


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.96548 del
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>2k€
I'm tempted.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.96549 del
>Belgian beer has been my favorite for a while. I love Duvel.
Bert, is that you?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.96550 del
>>96542
Prime Proust country, I am jealous


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.96551 del
>Belgian men are sharing nude photos of their partners on dozens of websites and in social media groups. Usually, the photos are taken secretly and also distributed against the will of their wife or girlfriend, VRT research shows. The men comment on the photos and often do so in a very sexist manner. They use words like slut and whore. The photos are advertised as 'unaware': victims do not realize that they are being photographed. It happens on social media, such as in Facebook groups, but also on websites and in Telegram chats with thousands of members. The photos show women, for example, in the shower or sleeping.
Wtf Belgium...


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.96552 del
>>96551
Yeah this has never happened elsewhere


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.96553 del
>>96551
WTF? Sharing nude photos of women? What is WRONG with Belgium?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.96554 del
>>96552
>>96553
Exactly. There is DEFINITELY something wrong with this place...


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.96555 del
>>96551
belgiumbros this is not a good look


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.96556 del
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Anyway, BIG news from Chyna where LI NING STAR (Salby) has plans to go PCT. Can't wait to see them in a GT


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.96557 del
Narvaez stays at UAE until 29.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.96558 del
>>96557
cashing in his Giro performance


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.96559 del
>>96551
Mon dieu.... This is unbelievable!


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.96560 del
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>>96551
>nude belgian females


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.96561 del
who needs nude women when you can watch men thight spandex all day


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.96562 del
>>96551
>Axel M. added some new photos: flotte and unaware


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.96563 del
>>96561
>>96561
Amen, brother


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.96564 del
Do berts rate the Tour of America's Dairyland??


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.96565 del
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>>96556
>Salby
let's break down his last 5 seasons:

total races: 100
2026: 13 (so far)
2025: 23
2024: 23
2023: 28
2022: 13

WorldTour races (1.UWT):
2026: Copenhagen Sprint (67)
2025: Copenhagen Sprint (150)
2024: Paris-Roubaix (DNF)
2023: Paris-Roubaix (DNF)
2022: -

UCI coins: 714
2026: 106 (so far)
2025: 440
2024: 49
2023: 84
2022: 35

coins per class:
<race>: <points> (<points%ofTotal>, <raceCount>)
2.UTW: -
1.UWT: 0 (4 races)
2.Pro: 200 (28%, 13)
2.1: 287 (40.2%, 12)
2.2: 84 (11.8%, 11)
1.Pro: 3 (0.4%, 8)
1.1: 85 (11.9%, 12)
1.2: 55 (7.7%, 17)
NC/NAT: 0 (3, 20)


<Der 2.1 Jobber


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.96566 del
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Grim


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.96567 del
>>96566
Do Americans really take pictures of they are screen


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.96568 del
>identified as known spammer
Phone posting is a bit complicated, but it is what it is


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.96569 del
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Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.96570 del
>>96569
All the grease on your bike is currently being baked on permanently


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.96571 del
>>96569
all the cool guys have at least 39 degrees


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.96572 del
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>>96569
Poor grapes being roasted


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.96573 del
>>96571
>they don't have at least 39 degrees


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.96574 del
>>96569
Moving to Torshavn right fucking now


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.96575 del
>>96574
only 400 euros return tickets rn, a good idea


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.96576 del
>>96574
>>96575
Just go to Bergen


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.96577 del
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>>96569
WTF is going on over there? I live in Texas USA and it's regularly 44 with the heat index.

Today we're at 20. I'll be wearing me long sleeve jersey and warm socks later on.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.96578 del
>>96577
>he can't turn off his AC

>surprised pikachu.jpg


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.96579 del
>>96577
Tékshys? Alright alright.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.96580 del
>>96578
I will be wearing them on my ride Bert.

AC would be indoors, and, no I will not be turning it off.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.96581 del
france is perishing


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.96582 del
Being able to escape into an air conditioned home really makes a huge difference. Having no escape is mentally taxing as well as physically.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.96583 del
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>>96581
I wish to post picture thank you


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.96584 del
bought new jersey


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.96585 del
>>96584
buy new bike


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.96586 del
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>>96583


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.96587 del
>Reddit Yuros call United States a third world country
>Every summer 50,000 Yuros die due to lack of A/C


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.96588 del
>>96586
them squeakies
they are roasted


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.96589 del
>>96583
Imagine the thunderstorms in a week.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.96590 del
I wasn't really a firstcycling user but wtf happened there?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.96591 del
>>96587
that's how you breed strong cyclists by perishing the weak


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.96592 del
>>96590
looks exactly the same?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.96593 del
>>96587
both of these are good things


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.96594 del
>>96590
>>96592
I am being serviced with a mobile version on a desktop
https://firstcycling.com/m/index.php?f=1


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.96595 del
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>the architect
what did visma mean by this?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.96596 del
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>>96594
website determined you aren't human


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.96597 del
>>96547
>it's nice
I thought it was Bretagne


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.96598 del
>>96593
Based


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.96599 del
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jizzma team


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.96600 del
>>96599
who needs a livestream for this, this has been announced weeks ago


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.96601 del
>>96599
LAB are overdoing it with the attentionwhoring, why livestream this. Nobody cares and it does not matter


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.96602 del
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part 2
piganzoli wtf.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.96603 del
lol fucking van goydonck is there


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.96604 del
>>96603
is he blessing them


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.96605 del
I was hyped for the Tour stages a while back but looking at them now, it's kinda disappointing that there aren't really the BIG days in the Alps or Pyrenees — is this the fewest HC climbs we've seen in a while? on the other hand, more punchy climbs might make for more entertaining racing than the big slurping climbs


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.96606 del
>>96601
they're really making hay out of being basically the only team to cultivate a fan base


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.96607 del
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forgot to post this guy


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.96608 del
>>96605
it's a boring route, the climbs will just be pogiwins and you know it


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.96609 del
>>96608
he's looking eager to shatter records


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.96610 del
love how they're tooting their own horn with the developing piganzoli shit when they produce 9 jobbers out of 10


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.96611 del
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>>96595
He's already worked with Chloe Dygert to add 9 kilos

Where will he strike next?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.96612 del
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big surprise, visma is sending jonas to the tour. very unexpected.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.96613 del
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>acting like it's the setbacks that cost him the tour


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.96614 del
>>96612
weird typeface


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.96615 del
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full jizzma team:
jonas
sepp
big jorg
armirail
piganzoli
strand hagenes
campy
affini


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.96616 del
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Couple more shots from me big ride. Landscapes here more comfy than grand.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.96617 del
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>>96583
At least I can go to the sea


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.96618 del
berts all have a pixel phones heh.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.96619 del
>>96615
Jonas vs Pog
Jorg vs Del Toro
Kuss vs Yashidi
Piganzoli vs Mcnulty
Campy vs Wellens
Per Strand vs Vermeersch or Navarez
Affini vs Mr. Colgate


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.96620 del
>>96616
very nice, I also prefer that kind of scenery sometimes


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.96621 del
>>96617
nice creepshot


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.96622 del
>>96617
can you see Jersey from the beach? how dare those islanders be subject to King Charles.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.96623 del
>>96621
like a honorary Belgian


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.96624 del
Pondering if I should buy 150 eur in tools or just give my ceramic BB to the shop.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.96626 del
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>>96617
Me in the back


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.96627 del
Rolled 1 = 1 (1d2)

>>96624
lets roll the dice


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.96628 del
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>>96625
now add the kids that died because their parents left them in the car


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.96629 del
>>96625
someone told me kids don't learn how to swim anymore
and nobody teaches them about undercurrents and cold shock


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.96630 del
>>96612
>visma is sending jonas to the tour

Big mistake. Should've kept Kooj and sent a sprinter team.

Then they would have, at least, had a chance at a jersey....


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.96631 del
>>96628
they were mentioned in the article, very sad


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.96632 del
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yes this has NEVER gone wrong


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.96633 del
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>>96632
ahhahaha oh yes just as everyone predicted they go in with 2 free role captains instead of forcing all attention on one of them just like last time. Pathetic


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.96634 del
>>96632
Loving it


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.96635 del
>>96633
I genuinely forgot roglic was in the tour last year


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.96636 del
>>96635
so did he


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.96637 del
I genuinely forgot roglic was in the giro last year


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.96638 del
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>>96635
it was juicy man roglic was such an asshole. During the first week he was playing up how he does not care about anything and isn't even trying, didn't follow any action and lost time for no reason but instead of riding for lipowitz he fucked around and in one 3rd week stage roglic went solo only to blow up brutally resulting in a 10 minute loss while lipowitz got dropped by the leaders and almost lost 3rd place to onley, lucky for them that one had nothing left in the next stages.
Invisible vlasov was also funny. What a SHIT team


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.96639 del
>>96632
official psyops, hmm


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.96640 del
>>96639
>psyop
current red bull is the new movistar


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.96641 del
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ROGLIC would have (would of, even) won the 2025 Il Giro


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.96642 del
>Be European
>It gets hot
>Tens of thousands die of heatstroke due to lack of AC
>Hundreds die from drowning trying to cool off
>Survivors criticize Americans for 15k gun deaths


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.96643 del
>>96642
why are you posting your /pol/ threads here?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.96644 del
>>96642
yes


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.96645 del
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the great Jan HIRT to ride the La Vuelta ciclista a Espana


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.96646 del
>>96642
<gets shot


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.96647 del
>>96643
Ppattt >>96566


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.96648 del
>>96632
Atleast there’s some side content drama


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.96649 del
personally I think we should have a world that adopts the best parts of all places


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.96650 del
>>96648
will be interesting to see what the german state media has to say to remco because last year they were kind of talking shit to roglic's face after some stages, taunting him even. I think that made him try and one up lipowitz, could be kino if they do something like that to remco especially if he falls a bit behind.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.96651 del
>>96650
Germans are total nutters for this sort of thing, he will get trashed kek good or bad doesn’t matter Lipo is the guy.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.96652 del
remco will win and the state of israel will get nuked


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.96653 del
>>96652
Are these events related?!


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.96654 del
>>96653
one will cause the other but the order is unknown


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.96655 del
watching downhill kino https://youtube.com/watch?v=fZKFRZSkJOI [Embed]


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:33 [Preview] No.96656 del
>>96652
sounds like we are in for some kino this summer


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.96657 del
>>96655
the confidence needed to send it in the corners


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.96658 del
>>96657
first couple minutes of this one are good, snow chute pov https://youtube.com/watch?v=q_ex_mWDuxs [Embed]


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.96659 del
I like the part where he aero tucks by grabbing his front fork


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.96660 del
UNO-X up as well,
ABRAHAMSON
TROON
WARSHIELD
HOLLAND
KORT
+
KRON
CHARMING
SKAARSETH


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.96661 del
>>96660
good team if they don't focus on hojlund too much


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.96662 del
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mtbs have electronic suspension that self adjusts


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.96663 del
>>96659
I gasped, never seen that before — I wasn't sure if he was aero tucking or making sure they were still working


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>>96659
>>96663
it's metal to do while descending thats for sure


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.96665 del
>>96660
Should be able to have one stage win between them.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.96666 del
>>96663
Fairly common move among mtb Chads. I only do it on straight roads


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.96667 del
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So how was your ride today berts? For me, some suprathreshold work. Felt very vo2max-like for the last set. Praying for the silly berts training outside in hellish weather


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.96668 del
>>96667
>Praying for the silly berts training outside in hellish weather
only way to ride is to go before 7am


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.96669 del
>>96667
its about to happen in 15 minutes I'm going to ride with a turbo roider it will be 🔥🔥🔥


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.96670 del
>>96667
I rode to the lake, but it being overcast gave me what felt like 50 extra watts compared to yesterday.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.96671 del
>>96660
another heap of dogshit that will clog up finals


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.96672 del
>>96671
Should GTs just be UAE and Visma? All other teams stay home?


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.96673 del
>>96672
Yes


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:15 [Preview] No.96674 del
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>Remco needs to come up with an excuse to miss the Belgian NCs

Don't worry this is his speciality


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.96675 del
>>96674
Belgium forces their riders to participate at the NC? they better pay out kermis race start money then.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.96676 del
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>>96667
wouldn't really call it a ride


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.96677 del
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>>96676
these heart rates are ridiculous


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.96678 del
>>96677
Are Bertacek is a crocadilla


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.96679 del
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The Uzbeks are not very playful today


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.96680 del
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>>96678


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.96681 del
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>>96677
>>96678
>109 average


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.96682 del
>>96674
Once you’re a big name having a cold fixes it doctors will write you a fake one no one cares


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.96683 del
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>>96667
few evening laps for me


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.96684 del
>vauquelin has some virus and is uncertain for the tdf
>onley was hanging in a tree a few weeks ago
damn ineos looking like a disasterclass


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.96685 del
>>96684
you now remember Carlos Rodriguez


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:36 [Preview] No.96686 del
Steinhauser to LIDL is a done deal


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.96687 del
>>96685
has anyone ever said something about how he just stopped being good
the guy sniped a stage from pog and vingo


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.96688 del
>>96687
Last year his season ended early when he smashed some bones in Tour de France. I assume he hasn't reached his old level yet so he's been riding as a hjælper for Onley and Vauqelin.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.96689 del
Wanted to buy mineral spirit to dip me greasy stuff into it.
4.5e for 0.5l from a French or German diy market.
So I have bought 10e for 5l from Amazon.
Will be dipping.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.96690 del
>>96688
he was bad before his chute too


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:52 [Preview] No.96691 del
>>96686
shame, at least they have Baudin for a while


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.96692 del
>>96684
Tobias FOSS will podium the Grande Tour


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.96693 del
>>96690
He got collected in UAE tour but still did some alright results in spring and he was on his way to top 10 in the Tour before he fell and broke more shit.
I think it's genuinely just injuries that ruined his season last year.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.96694 del
>>96684
grim


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.96695 del
>>96693
it's too bad, he had tons of promise and didn't wait around to get dropped by the Big Two


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.96696 del
This post limit thingy is annoying but I guess it's better than being botted with fucking child porn

You'll have to imagine a green frog to the left with an expression that captures the mood of this message


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.96697 del
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just make 2 posts, it's not that hard.


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.96698 del
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saturday and sunday it'll be 30°C low point during the night. That's incredible, never seen that in Germany


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.96699 del
I'm getting very tired of all you people complaining about the weather.

Here in the US, we routinely deal with extreme heat, cold, storms, rain, floods, blizzards, tornados, hurricanoes, cataracts, etc etc. We deal with adverse weather so much we even developed advanced technology such as air conditioning and sophisticated ways of measuring the weather such as heat index and windchill.

And you never hear us complain once, because we just live with it and it's fine.

Once again, picture a frog to my left


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.96700 del
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test


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.96701 del
I got some air cooler blowy thing for 80 euros it works pretty well but I fear for my energy bill


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.96702 del
>>96699
you don't ride of course you don't care about the weather


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:49 [Preview] No.96703 del
>>96702
I RIDE ALL THE TIME, I JUST RIDE LESS THAN I USED TO BECAUSE I HAVE AN INFANT


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.96704 del
>>96703
bullshit any ride posted by a burgerflag is insanely weak it's impossible to stay this weak if you ride regularly. Be quiet


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.96705 del
>>96704
I don't really post my rides anymore largely out of embarrassment. I basically just Zwift three times a week for an hour and am lucky to get one outdoor ride per week. My long distance for 2026 is 50 km and my FTP is 2.8 right now.

Whatever this is a temporary situation


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.96706 del
>>96705
so you literally don't ride get the fuck outta here wtf is that


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.96707 del
>>96706
>Get one hour of free time per day from 4-5pm between when I get home from work and have to pick up baby from daycare
>Use it to ride at least 4 days per week in desperate and pathetic attempt to maintain my shit fitness
>Get mocked by Africans on a renegade splinter message board from a Mongolian cartoon forum
Such is life right now


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.96708 del
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>>96707
literally says it right there that you don't ride you just sit around inside and do nothing while weather posts are related to cycling and how it impacts that activity that you don't do, get the fuck outta here


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.96709 del
>>96706
look at least he does something, its better than nothing but yeah weather complaints should fuck off then


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.96710 del
I wonder what temperatures does Autismbert get stuck in his tunnels to no end


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:38 [Preview] No.96711 del
>>96709
it's about cycling not working out, he quite literally does not ride bike simple as


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.96712 del
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>>96710
Do trains expand when it's hot?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.96713 del
>>96712
the rails do


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.96714 del
>uhh ohh its too hot I can't go outside
just get up at 5 and ride, very easy thing to do


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.96715 del
I just hate sleeping in it tbh, 31 degrees in my bedroom this morning.
Free heat adaptation


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.96716 del
>>96715
And working in it because of hot protective clothing but atleast that's semi stopped the coming days


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.96717 del
kek, equipe going full clickbait on the annual belgian NC drama


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.96718 del
>>96717
And I still can't post picture, nor links


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.96719 del
Posting to get to the image permission


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.96720 del
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Per Strand is the missing piece to break pogi, let's gooooooo


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.96721 del
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>avg.: 16C
geil


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.96722 del
>>96721
nice schnitt


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.96723 del
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>>96721
Hey we have the same w/kg today, nice. For me it was just 2h closer to lt1 and then a little extra to get to 2000kJ.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.96724 del
>>96714
yes well no more early morning rides until the weekend, the guys I ride with can't ride early. Yesterday it was very comfortable though we'll see how the next couple days go


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.96725 del
>>96723
very nice!

>>96724
solo rides are no option?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.96726 del
>>96724
You never ride alone?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.96727 del
>>96725
>>96726
not this time, its the first time I have the opportunity to ride with people who are stronger than me and also want to ride hard so I'm going to take it


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.96728 del
>>96727
How strong are those guys?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.96729 del
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kek, shameless


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.96730 del
lotto-intermarché tour squad released:
Arnaud DE LIE
Lennert VAN EETVELT
Jenno BERCKMOES
Lars CRAPS
Huub ARTZ
Liam SLOCK
Baptiste VEISTROFFER
Georg ZIMMERMANN

HLN noticed the absence of the sprint train riders Grignard and Beullens for De Lie.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.96731 del
>le coureur voudrait faire l'impasse sur le Championnat de Belgique (28 juin), pourtant obligatoire pour les cyclistes professionnels du pays.
but why? Belgium has tons of riders and forcing them all to participate at the NC just clogs up the field.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.96732 del
>>96730
Heh, Baptistebros.. and wonder how much SZLOK will be. 6 pointer is a contender for a pick and he can't be more expensive.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.96733 del
>>96730
Cofidis tier


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.96734 del
>>96730
grim


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.96735 del
>>96731
Because it’s not a charity


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.96736 del
>>96735
>inb4 memco changes nationality to Maroc


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.96737 del
>>96730
3 of these riders will be gone before we hit the first half of stages


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.96738 del
Post history.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.96739 del
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Malawibernd can you help me out here?
What is this, seems odd and I don't exactly know how to approach this.
This is supposedly a two-side ceramicspeed OSBB 46mm, no inside dust cover, it came with this frameset: https://www.specialized.com/pl/pl/s-works-roubaix-sl4-frameset/p/65188?color=174555-65188
Doesn't look like it has a dust cover from the outside, looks like this whole thing is one solid unit you have to hammer out whole, but I am not sure.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.96740 del
ITT NC program
>June 24 (today):
<Hungary, Lithuania, Netherlands
>June 25:
<Canada, Czechoslovakia, France, GB, Ireland, Luxembourg, Norway, Poland, Spain, Switzerland
>June 26:
<Belgium, Denmark, Germany, Greece, Portugal, Slovenia, Turkey


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.96741 del
>>96739
I am not from Malawi, but my (Specialized) OSBB has regular bb pf shells.

Maybe you need a special ceramicspeed meme-tool for the meme bb?
I would just try if the regular tool can get a grip inside.

>very insightful pictures.jpg.jpg


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.96742 del
>>96741
>>very insightful pictures.jpg.jpg
>no spam, I swear


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.96744 del
>>96740
That Dutch startlist is fucking grim. Looks like VAN BAARLE vs BAX vs 2026 Anicolor superstar LEIJNSE for the jersey.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.96745 del
New jersey has arrived

How long before you berts throw you're old jerseys away btw? When they fail the smell check?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.96746 del
>>96739
I haven't seen this before but I also assume it's a regular pressfit bb. The protruding cup looks like it may be something like a reduction shell from bb30 to 24mm? In any case I assume it still works like a normal pressfit so you take the chisel-like tool that brother bert posted >>96743 and put it in one side and hit it with a mallet until that halve of the bb flies out


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.96747 del
>>96744
For me it's VAN DER POEL. I would post a link but of course I can't so you will have to look up the startlist yourself


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.96748 del
Why do I keep having to post three times anyway. What is a browser session. I never close this tab


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.96749 del
>>96743
Yeah, seen this skewer/torch like tool I guess that bb is pretty similar. I guess this time it is still going to shop, would like to have the headset regreased as well and I don't feel like having patience.
Or maybe. Does pressing it back in take a lot hassle or is it rather straightforward, don't even have to be that careful?
>>96746
Yep, just measured, a reduction to 24mm. So just a bit of violence with feel and we should be good.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.96750 del
Dutch junior won the MJ ITT at 52.070 km/h

My boy Splinter VAN 'T HOFF humbled at 31st place


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.96751 del
Splinter is a dumb name


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.96752 del
TJALLINGII in last place more than a minute behind the rest lol. He looks EXACTLY like his dad too. Terrible


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.96753 del
>>96748
The modern Internet is a confusing place.

Why does it phone find it more efficient to reset to some earlier version of this page so I need to refresh every time I switch back to this tab


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.96754 del
>>96749
I believe when pushing it back in you want to be careful to apply even pressure so it doesn't get pulled to one side. Part of what those specialist tools are for. Never done it meself though.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.96755 del
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>>96751


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.96756 del
>>96753
Yeah I have that too I HATE that!!!


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.96757 del
>>96745
I just wash my jerseys so they don't smell

But seriously, after a while they lose their elasticity


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.96758 del
>>96745
Just buy a new one every day so it doesn't get moldy


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.96759 del
>>96745
the most worn jersey has a hole, that just means more breathability.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.96760 del
>>96745
You're supposed to put them in the washing machine, not just your hr monitor


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.96761 del
the other question, are you still sponsored by Gobik or did pas normal reach out to you?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.96762 del
>>96760
>>96757
those are some new information


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.96763 del
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>>96761
still sponsored by Gobik
and no, I don't have a ladies jersey like some MAS


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.96764 del
>>96763
Bohemians look like this?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.96765 del
>>96764
after the high temperatures this week yes.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.96766 del
>>96764
>rides outside ONCE


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.96767 del
>>96730
The walloon bull wins the green jersey, you read it here first


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.96768 del
>>96764
the whitest boheme


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.96769 del
>>96766
Couldn't be me


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.96770 del
>>96745
when they are stretchy and the colors are dying. Usually the pockets go to shit first
>>96728
pure sulfur innit I forgot to upload yesterday so I didn't look at numbers yet


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.96771 del
Ah yes, disconnected internet, the Big Infl will make us reach 100k posts well before the le Tour.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.96772 del
One more.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.96773 del
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>We are two days away from Berts agreeing to occasionally seeing .. questionable content is a better alternative to having to post tree times before posting a frog or squeaker


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.96774 del
>>96771
Is there really no other option for the spammers? Was it that bad before this update or have the spammers evolved


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.96775 del
first results are trickling in. Astana farming UCI points at home of course.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.96776 del
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The strawberries are already shitty, the summer veggies are plentiful, the heatwave has arrived.
Soon.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.96777 del
>>96770
Kek where did you find such glowing specimen?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.96778 del
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>>96774
I was going to say make us all Mods but I am not sure I trust Bert to not delete the whole board after a bad Velogame


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.96779 del
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>>96770
Malawibert pictured (but not visible) in 7th wheel


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.96780 del
>>96774
I think they evolved, before they would post threads that nobody saw because we don't venture past this general but now they post in the thread.
>>96777
they found me, one guy is in my area every couple weeks and he hit me up on strava if I wanted to ride next time he's here and he also brought a friend. They are unironically on steroids, they do crossfit or something


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.96781 del
>>96780
I've also only seen catalog spam, the other day was the first in thread spam I've seen in a long time


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.96782 del
>>96778
>Autismbert (Mod) caught editing posts making them laugh at his "jokes"


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.96783 del
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>Attila VALTER loses to Barnabas PEAK and superstar Janos PELIKAN


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.96784 del
>>96780
>They are unironically on steroids
kek


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.96785 del
>>96783
Loses HARD


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.96786 del
some cuties won the Kazahkh and Hungarian WU-ITT respectively


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.96787 del
>>96786
>Hungarian WU-ITT
It's the Felvidék phenotype


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.96788 del
>>96786
Playfulness status?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.96789 del
Day 8 of RAAM and the riders are completely fucked up https://youtube.com/watch?v=vYn6N4l2kaA [Embed] it's german but the visuals speak for themselves


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.96790 del
Phd thesis has now been handed to the pre-examiners, time for a summer holiday now (that is, break from work and helping bertina with the baby).
Also I just noticed that the OP picture is from the Finnish NC, but it's from the masters' competition, so the people on the podium are not Källberg and co but instead Aku Nevalainen, Joakim Nordlund and Tero Tanninen. Nordlund is the beer gut guy on the left.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.96791 del
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>>96790
oh well, the official site was only in Finnish which I will use as excuse (yeah yeah you can autotranslate everything these days).


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.96792 del
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>being mogged by beer gut guy on the podium
incredible!


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.96793 del
>>96792
he also lost the fight.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.96794 del
>>96793
>fat and bald
He's just like me


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.96795 del
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>>96789
Jonas BC guy broke his spine 13w ago after hitting two ship on a downhill, killing a lamb


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.96796 del
I live in the first floor, its empty below.
The floor tiles are literally hot.

The human hotpot experience.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.96797 del
kek FRAUDU kicked out of the TDF team


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.96798 del
>>96745
I am still rocking me bbuc.co jersey from 2017 / 2018. still tight, still looking sharp.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.96799 del
>>96797
good he's shit
Not that the replacement will be better lmao


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.96800 del
>>96799
Does it even matter when their plan is praying that Pogi, Del Toro, etc. don't target the same stages as Grégoire and that Squillaume miraculously hangs on to 10th in GC with zero help?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.96801 del
>>96800
What help does the philosopher need even, he gets dropped a quarter up every climb, anyone that can stay with him or longer would automatically be leader himself. It's not like they need to limit losses in the mountains for his furiously strong TT


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.96802 del
>>96801
Philosopher will always finish 12th no matter what happens


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.96803 del
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Tick tock pogichuds


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.96804 del
>>96803
Will the UCI do the calibration before every race? Imagine the mess lmao


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.96805 del
>>96802
I'd be quite sanguine myself with being the 12th best cyclist


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.96806 del
>>96804
Bertacek needs a new job anyway. Calibrate the biles wagie


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.96807 del
>>96805
But he's not, he's the last cyclist that cares about GC


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.96808 del
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>>96792
Bro, this has got to be AI.

Please tell me it's AI.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.96809 del
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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.96810 del
>>96809
>Disc brakes


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.96811 del
>>96803
>>96804
this smells of old people and not understanding technology like how are they going to force every single pm in the peloton to read the same


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.96812 del
>>96809
>not sram


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.96813 del
>>96803
This would be extremely funny considering the single biggest sponsor of power meters produce notoriously unreliable numbers.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.96814 del
>>96803
So basically they will do the good old "if he's very fast up the hill, he's doping" routine? Based squakers


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.96815 del
>>96814
Doesn't apply to french riders, obviously


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.96816 del
>>96814
It's the UCI. They will selectively enforce the rules on runners/teams they don't like. It's been this way for many years.

Why would they change now, Bert?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.96817 del
>>96802
Reminder that Cofidis decided to get rid of him and replaced him with Emu.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.96818 del
>>96815
if we apply the good old >french rider = natty limit rule we will soon have a squeaky clean peloton though


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.96819 del
>>96811
>how are they going to force every single pm in the peloton to read the same
If they're not utterly insane, they would only look for suspicious changes in power data over time, so absolute numbers being comparable across the peloton wouldn't be important and some constant error wouldn't be a problem. Though the power meter would still have to perform consistently over a long period of time and under different environmental conditions (IIRC some power meters are affected by temperature, for example), so you probably would need some kind of calibration anyway.
In any case, I don't see how they can reasonably ensure the authenticity of the data. Seems like something that would be trivial to tamper with.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.96820 del
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Just saw an advert for bike insurance
Are you're bike insured? For chute brutale?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.96821 del
>>96814
from what I read in the article they're going to go off total Kj/spent per race

>Peter Leo, sports scientist and trainer at WorldTeam Jayco AlUla, previously told Velo that the kilojoule training load would be central to the data system. The models developed in the first tests will monitor a rider's performance over a longer period, rather than exceptional, one-off performances.

>“They analyze kilojoules both retrospectively and prospectively and try to establish threshold values,” Leo outlines. “That is a more robust method than just looking at power values. It is more resilient to outliers.”


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.96822 del
>>96820
yes both my bikes are


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.96823 del
>>96822
how much do youn pay per month?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.96824 del
>>96823
6 euros for damage, theft and you can also call assistance for mechanicals

the other bike is leased so it's included in my work commute budget so I don't know how much that is


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.96825 del
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Does Phil think she's going to read his comments? Or is he just another gooner??


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.96826 del
>>96825
>gooning for daddario when she showed her mammarios in true detective years ago


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.96827 del
Richie Carapaz NOT going for GC


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.96828 del
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>>96827


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.96829 del
>>96827
>“Of course, I would like to compete for the general classification, but that seems impossible to me at the moment, on my own. Being in top form with everyone in the Tour, and that is not the case right now,” he says, referring to his EF Education EasyPost teammates. “It is important to remain realistic.”

>So what can we expect from the Tokyo Olympic champion? “First of all, I hope to perform the same as I did two or three years ago,” he says, referring to the 2024 Tour. That year, Carapaz won a mountain stage and the polka-dot jersey. “If there is a possibility to take the yellow jersey, then naturally I won’t pass it up. If not, then there will come a moment when we have to ease off a bit.”

>“Then we’ll see what opportunities remain. The ride to Alpe d’Huez is a beautiful day and something I am really looking forward to. It is a particularly tough stage. But, in practice, things can turn out completely differently. As a rider, you also have to be smart, know which breakaway to sneak into, and seize the opportunities that present themselves with both hands.”


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.96830 del
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Don't tell the Berts but CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO going for stages and not GC means his velopoints potential is actually higher


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.96831 del
>>96827
this means he wins the La Vuelta


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.96832 del
>>96831
pogacar is going to la vuelta


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.96833 del
>>96829
>>96827
Probably a wise choice. I love Richie, but realistically he could probably at best aim for top 8 or something. Podium and even top 5 seem unlikely, sadly. Might as well go for stages and polka dots like in 2024 and then aim for GC at La Vuelta.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.96834 del
>>96833
Then nobody should go for GC except for Pog Jonas and maybe Liposhit or something. You're not beating these assholes anyway


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.96835 del
>>96834
I understand guy like Halland going for it because the team needs those results
but a shitter like tiberi shouldn't


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.96836 del
>ryan gall


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.96837 del
>>96834
What does a 7th place in GC add to the career of someone like Carapaz?
Guys like Lipowitz, Seixas, Ayuso and Remco have reasons to believe in a podium finish while other shitters have yet to achieve a good result in the Tour or, like this Bert says >>96835, they ride for teams that really need those secondary GC results.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.96838 del
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It's official.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.96839 del
I respect richie because he always goes for whatever he sets his mind to be it GC or polka or just a stage.
I despise it when a team comes to the tdf and says
>buitrago is going for a good GC placement
nobody believes in that


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.96840 del
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Kwab


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.96841 del
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>>96840
Is there any rider that gets so publicly dunked on for being a fag?
His trainer called him an absolute shitter.
Brunel called him a massive asshole


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.96842 del
>>96832
yes


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.96843 del
>>96839
he does have a good shot at an early yellow jersey, too, with a good TTT and a breakaway win on stage 3, holds it for a week before losing time, then wins the queen stage and KOM


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.96844 del
>>96607
luv me KUSS


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.96845 del
>>96826
truly grande mammarios


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.96846 del
>>96841
I hate the gay shit he does with his lips


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.96847 del
Was riding by one bike shop so I went in, told them my bb situation and shown them the photo >>96739
Jesus Christ these retards immediately started shaking their heads, smacking their lips and explaining to me how nobody does this because this is so complicated, delicate and space technology.

I have one shop I usually go to, if this guy tells me the same thing I may start having second thoughts but if not - I guess we will see how expensive it is to do in a shop or how indeed complicated and delicate it is.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.96848 del
>>96847
shouldn't have fallen for the Danish snake oil ceramic bearings


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.96849 del
goombling withdrawals have started


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.96850 del
>>96848
I didn't know shit when I bought this bike, now I know I have gotten some tubular wheels because they knew these were are out of use but they have kept the price the same as for normal tubeless.
Plus surely these are only ceramic bearing, the whole case is alu so the only problem is to hammer the case off, the same as a steel bearing case would be.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.96851 del
>>96850
>now I know I have gotten some tubular wheels
cool, real old school


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.96852 del
>>96833
I hope he at least sees how things are going before he decides to lose time for stages


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.96853 del
>>96847
what's hard about taking the mallet to it, bike shops are such fucking fraudsters these days
I understand you not doing it because it doesn't feel natural but it's also not your living


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.96854 del
>>96853
Nothing hard, I am just unsure of what am I doing and I know I am very clumsy doing something the first time (please be patient).
Plus a few more tools to pig for, great.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.96855 del
>>96851
I want to get them back running but apparently no one here glues a tubular wheel anymore.
Guess I will be doing that first time too.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.96856 del
>>96854
no don't get me wrong I don't blame you, I also don't like doing but a bike shop outright rejecting to do it is crazy to me


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No.96857 del
>>96847
bike shops either have super helpful, friendly people who love helping out or the most condescending, exploitative assholes imaginable


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.96859 del
>>96858
well the front is still intact, that's all that counts when the peloton rides past it.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.96860 del
>>96847
probably the same quality of mechanic that brtek encountered not long ago


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:26 [Preview] No.96861 del
>>96858
heartbreaking stuff, someday the world you know will be gone


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.96862 del
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>>96824
>4k euro bike insurance - 200 euro yearly with 10% co pay
I am feeling a little bit antisemitic again


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.96863 del
Don't you also have two types of bike shops: Ones selling and servicing utility bikes, commuters etc, and ones doing enthusiast/hobby bikes. The former I can imagine not really having the practice in dealing with press-fit bbs. They'll also most likely be seeing it as just a job and not really being into bikes.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.96864 del
>>96862
well yeah my chyna bike is only insured for 2.5k so that's 72 a year
I get some discount because the loan on my house is with the bank that issues the insurance.
I don't think it's necessary though but the bikes are my main transportation and I brave the rush hour traffic twice a day 200+ days a year so might as well get something out of it when the inevitable happens.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.96865 del
>>96820
You really shouldn't insure stuffs you can afford to buy again


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.96866 del
>>96865
good point


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No.96867 del
https://x.com/lavuelta/status/2068725749645783312
This feels like a joke


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.96868 del
>>96856
>>96857
>>96860
>>96863
This being mostly a pedestrian bike shop is probably the case but they are an authorized Trek retailer, they sell all your Emondas and Checkpoints.
I gave them my bike once, when I thought I have guided the cables right and I didn't they had to do the magnet trick but they also made a big deal out of it.
I guess a very human quality - the desire to be perceived as a knower who has access to arcane knowledge so if you can't then no one can - also speaks through them.
They don't know there is a tutorial for everything on the webz and these guys are just barely older than me. Unironically there is one boomer there who they call when it is road bike trouble.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.96869 del
>>96868
The last time I took my bike in was with a broken shifter and the guy was whining about how much work the internal cable routing would be for him.

Haven't gone since, like brother it's your job who the fuck cares it takes like 30 minutes on your 5000 euro bikestand you whackjob.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.96870 del
Thijs WIGGERS currently first in the Dutch time trial


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.96871 del
>>96860
perhaps the same "country" of origin too


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.96872 del
sjoerd bax, bookie favorite slower than enzo leijnse at checkpoint 1


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.96873 del
Came across a cycling couple in distress the other day when I was like 10 hours into that big ride. Told me they were on their 2nd ride ever and now one of them (wasn't entirely clear who) couldn't switch into their big ring. Really wanted to be helpful but all I could muster at that point was "yeah, that's likely a little beyond roadside fixing, just live with it for now". Wish they'd just have a flat or something.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.96874 del
>>96870
total jumbo victory for the girls


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:09 [Preview] No.96875 del
dylan van baarle rapid (the webpage went down)


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:15 [Preview] No.96876 del
dylan van baarle muy rapido (the webpage is back)


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.96877 del
Hub ARTZ overtakes dylan at checkpoint 3 despite not having any times at 1 & 2
classic cheating


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.96878 del
Huub ARTZ is your new dutch TT champ


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.96879 del
>>96878
Grug could have just go


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:46 [Preview] No.96880 del
>>96879
grug has become very boring tbh
barely even the same person as early grug


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.96881 del
>>96880
In a sense grug has become ROGLIC (except with results), phoning it in and doing the bare minimum


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.96882 del
>>96880
Young grug would have said fuck off to canyon and been MTBing the whole summer


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.96883 del
>>96882
but also in general during road cycling, he now looks at a stage, sees a hill where pogacar or another climber can possibly beat him and just doesn't try at all the entire stage


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.96884 del
>>96883
Alas, the older you are the less free will you have, you know what you have to thus know what you cannot, your decisions become more predetermined as life goes by.
>platopepe.jpg


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:53 [Preview] No.96885 del
>>96884
it's mostly pogi that ruined him, get kwakked on his own terrain multiple times has broken him


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:53 [Preview] No.96886 del
>>96883
this goes for 99% of the pedalton don't kid yourself, all grug cares (and 2bh should care) about is classics and an occasional tdf stage


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.96887 del
>>96886
I mean even the recent tour de suisse, Vacek tried to follow pog and succeeded
old grug would have been on that wheel till he popped, new grug dropped in the first 50 meters of the climb
it's just lame


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.96888 del
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Zesty.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.96889 del
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>WIGGER This
what an unfortunate name


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.96890 del
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>VAN DER POEL 22nd at the nationals


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.96891 del
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>>96888
>At the Louis Vuitton men’s SS27 show at Paris Fasion Week, the brand showed off a very special Louis Vuitton Pinarello Dogma F designed by creative director Pharrell Williams.
>The build features Princeton CarbonWorks Mach 7580 TSV2 wheels, a custom Louis Vuitton leather-covered saddle, a CeramicSpeed aero OSPW, and Pinarello says the complete weight is 7.3kg.


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.96892 del
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>>96888
why is he like this


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.96893 del
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>>96892
he's an a*glo after all


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.96894 del
>>96892
He's a playful cute


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.96895 del
>>96891
We /effay/ now


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.96896 del
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>do some weightlifting
>lose a liter of sweat
the coming days will be painful (for me)


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.96897 del
>>96896
Sweating is actually a sign of heat adaptation. You're supposed to start cooling off earlier


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.96898 del
>>96888
lmao


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.96899 del
>>96888
>>96891
oh no no no pinarellobros how did we become /pride/ certified?


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.96900 del
>>96899
You can't take british money for a decade and not face consequences


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.96901 del
>>96888
Is there no other pose he could've done!?

Imagine a disgusted frog to my left


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.96902 del
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>>96901
I think this squeaker is it


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.96903 del
>>96902
no it's this one

(it's a frog with a nipponese face)


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.96904 del
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>>96903
>flood detected
this one


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.96905 del
Weird, my legs are sore after I did 3hrs of z2 today


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.96906 del
>>96905
Very nice!


Bert 06/24/2026 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.96907 del
>>96888
kek


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