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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No. 97542
Barcelona edition

>Current and upcoming road races
21.06 - 28.06 National Championships
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>96504


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.97544 del
>>97542
he's so funny, I can't wait for seething Remco in the Le Tour


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.97546 del
BREAKING: Windy predicts some thunderstorm tomorrow


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.97547 del
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>berts already get to experience weather kino
>I have to wait until tomorrow evening
pic rel. not me


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.97548 del
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Is there any greater feeling of accomplishment than doing a minor repair of a household item


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.97549 del
>>97548
Is bike a household item?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.97550 del
>>97548
a major repair of an industrial grade machine


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.97551 del
why is nobody announcing their teams for the tdf


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.97552 del
>>97551
it's pissing me OFF, I want a full week of velodrama shuffling


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.97553 del
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>>97550
yes i think you're right


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.97554 del
the lightshow has begun


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.97555 del
A certain CARLOS CANAL is Axelgaard's favourite for the Spanish nats. We have really made it big, Canalbros.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.97556 del
>>97555
cool circuit


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.97557 del
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>>97556
>Formigal
Oh the memories


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.97558 del
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Q36.5 reportedly offers SEIXAS 13 (torteen) million EURO per year


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.97559 del
>>97558
Quick, someone tell Macron


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.97561 del
>>97560
has Trine seen this???


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.97562 del
>>97560
somehow theres an overlap between durianrider and vingegaard


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.97563 del
>>97560
This guy has no drip. No rizz.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.97564 del
>>97558
This has been discussed extensively


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.97565 del
>>97560
AI slop went too far


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.97566 del
a FUCKING cricket of all places


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.97567 del
>>97560
Trine fuming


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.97568 del
>>97560
lmao, those long ass arms


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.97569 del
wakey wakey bert, time to go ride


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.97570 del
>>97569
watching you play Algeria right now


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.97571 del
post for pictures etc


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.97572 del
another


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.97573 del
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lmao at AI aged merlier


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.97574 del
Seixas doesn't want Muhlburger in his tdf team


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.97576 del
Today is the day, already torty degrees.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.97577 del
>>97575
Good harvest. It really is fresher outside Vienna


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.97578 del
>UCI President David Lappartient is calling for radical changes in cycling. At a meeting organized by Warner Bros. Discovery, owner of Eurosport among others, the Frenchman proposed, among other things, a budget cap and smaller teams in the Tour de France.

>According to Lappartient, limiting team budgets is necessary to keep cycling competitive. “To keep the sport attractive and balanced, it is essential to prevent the best athletes from becoming concentrated in the same team,” said the sports executive, whose earlier proposal for a budget cap failed due to resistance from the teams.

>“The budget cap system was ready for implementation, but at the time the teams spoke out against it. We were very surprised that it was precisely the smaller teams that voted against it. Without a budget cap, the richest teams will continue to increase their revenues, making it even harder for smaller teams to survive,” said Lappartient, who still intends to pursue the matter. “Although the final mechanism has yet to be established, the work carried out two years ago provides an excellent basis.”

>To illustrate the problem, Lappartient spoke about a conversation he had with the president of Arkéa, which decided to stop sponsoring Arkéa-B&B Hotels. “The company had to increase its financial investments every year, while sporting results and rankings deteriorated. Without a budget cap, the financial efforts required to remain competitive become unsustainable,” he said.

>Lappartient is also considering reducing the size of the teams in the Tour de France to keep the sport interesting. “The strongest teams often manage to dominate the race for the entire duration of the race. Wouldn't it be better to switch to 25 teams with only six riders each? Such a change would make the races less predictable, more unpredictable, and decidedly more spectacular,” he said.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.97579 del
>>97578
cui bono?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.97580 del
>>97578
Budget cap is stupid every French teams probably pay half their budget in social security taxes


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.97581 del
i don't feel so good


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.97582 del
>>97581
what's wrong bud


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.97583 del
>>97575
good I also harvested some morning eggs and it's been nice and cloudy if only it wasn't for a little rain and thunderstorm in the last third. While the rain is really comfy to ride through as it happens the humidity that follows is fucked up and since I rode against it's direction the entire last hour was in turbo damp humidity and lets just say I took damage. I'm in a messed up condition right now.
Rain radar of course didn't show anything before and still doesn't show anything
<can't post pictures


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.97584 del
Contribooting ofishel stream to Kwiatkowski not necessarily winning it, MAŁECKI and BUDZIŃSKI could outsprint his corpse if doesn't get away solo.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2JDBrNIST8 [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.97585 del
Grupo princial
>HIRT
>PRIDAL
>VACEK
>OTRUBA
>MONTI
>LISKA
>NOVAK
>KUBIS


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.97586 del
The """"stream"""" is absolutely abysmal though
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ofQVVCU6CQM [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.97587 del
>>97583
the weather in Malawi really is something


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.97588 del
hm


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.97589 del
>>97578
I feel like this is only a topic of conversation due to UAE, and more specifically because they are so succesful. Theres other teams like Ineos who piss away tremendous budgets without much impact


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.97590 del
Random runners dying in the shadows, race has been invaded by amateurs, nobody knows what's going on


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.97592 del
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>cil
czechs use the German word for finish heh. also no bittner, only schumpig


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.97593 del
>>97589
you also have teams like lidl and red bull that buy up anything that moves


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.97594 del
>>97590
my god is that him on the left, der bertacek


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.97595 del
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Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.97596 del
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bertaczek was hired to sing the national anthems


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.97597 del
>>97575
Amazing, I envy you


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.97598 del
for me it's Alberto Carlo Monti


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.97599 del
>>97598
La CARBONARA's distant cousin surely.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.97600 del
>schürt backs
so that's how you pronounce Sjoerd Bax


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.97601 del
Baltics championships with cute Eesti commentary, femmes are about to reach the finish.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M4D742S5hcg [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.97602 del
Interesting how Team Universe is there with 8 guys, but no certain someone who rather races in Burundi, Myanmar, El Salvador etc. Almost like he is trying to stay under the radar...


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.97603 del
>>97602
he's in Mauritius right now, not easy to hide his sins there
maybe they detained him


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.97604 del
>>97601
Some cutie won.
Soviet infra makes this town look like any Polish town.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.97606 del
and Austria (this year in horny rakousy):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P8s2rS6U29s [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.97607 del
Oh, she won U23 road and TT as well.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.97608 del
I have seen enough. It's a LI NING STAR day


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.97609 del
>>97608
wow that's incredibly grim
even tietememe only sending one guy


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.97610 del
>>97608
meanwhile I assume the other van der Tuuk is also doing a NC right now.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.97611 del
>>97608
Imagine TUUKbros both winning.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.97612 del
>>97609
That's the front of the race Bert, not the startlist. Group has gotten a bit bigger now with Marijn VDB and BAX. Hoole Eenkhoorn getting there too. Basically everyone decent except Van Baarle


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.97613 del
>>97612
ah okay, rooting for slick rick pluimers


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.97614 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE WILCO KELDERGOD


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.97615 del
>>97610
Indeed. GOSZCZURNY and Jean-Michel are also riding. Wonder how will they look among the.. not so big boys, but seniors.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.97616 del
>>97614
Kijking.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.97617 del
>attacks 66km from the line
jesus wilco it's like you want to lose


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.97618 del
>>97617
Dopacar has unleashed an era of retarded solos


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.97619 del
>>97614
AND CROSSES THE LINE FIRST (with 6 laps to go)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.97620 del
Was listening to a podcast of hobo Thijs Zonneveld during my ride the other day, he was interviewing some guys who rode the Tour de Suisse in the shadow of Dopacar.
According to them the vibe in 80% the pedalton is now abysmal bordering on clinical suicide watch following Dopacars attack on stage one.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.97621 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.97622 del
>>97620
was it bouwman? he also squeaked really hard recently


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.97623 del
Marsman pretty strong. Whoever that is


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.97624 del
>>97622
Sam Oomen, Koen Bouwman and Fabio Jacobson. Yes they also went full on dopingue possibilities


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.97625 del
>>97624
liesslagader trio right there
bouwman was also doped that one giro so he needs to come clean first


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.97626 del
>>97625
Together with this >>97578
I think its quite possible Gianetti and the ar*b sheiks will tell Dopacar to conceal his juiced up cock for 3/4 of the Tour as to not blow up their own sport. People seem to be more and more on edge bc of his domination.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.97627 del
Keldergod
Van Bekkum
Marsman

+0:30
Bol
Johannink
Van den Broek
Huising

+1:10
Peloton with Mollema, Del Grosso, Hoole, Van Dijke slurping

Looks like a GENIUS move by Wilco


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.97628 del
>>97578
This opinion was quite popular in /cyc/ during the Sky/Ineos era. But now you have about 5 or so big budget teams it seems less necessary.
Of course if Seixas signs with UAE that would be a disaster for the sport but if even a proconti team like Q36.5 can offer him 13 mil a year it seems like he would have options.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.97629 del
That chick who won in Slovenia looked 48 to me so I checked her profile and she is 23? Strange country


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.97630 del
I Denmark a strong group featuring Alexander Kamp, Chris Juul-Jensen, Kristian Egholm, Julius "Bert" Johansen, Mathias Bregnhøj among others, has 1:30 to the peloton with 130 km to go


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.97631 del
We had a moto coverage in Silesia for 5 minutes!!!!!

But seems like HIRT has been dropped


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.97632 del
slurpage with the austrian WE


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.97633 del
>>97630
waar mads


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.97634 del
>>97633
Taking a rest day. Can't spend too much energy when he's bulking for the Tour.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.97635 del
>>97629
pls show bobnar mam


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.97636 del
>>97633
In the peloton. A small club team is chasing and the gap is 2:30 now, so looks like Trek is giving Egholm a shot for now


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.97637 del
Van Bekkum lachee. Surely Wilco can beat Marsman. Right...


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.97638 del
Gruppo Bol caught. Peloton now G2 at +1:00. A very small peloton, runners parcheggioing left and right


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.97639 del
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>>97632
pigburger a true wheelsucker


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.97640 del
VACEK goes solo
PRIDAL follows


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.97641 del
KUBIS exploded


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.97642 del
"Peloton" is only like 10 guys.

Mollema
Del Grosso
Huising
Van Baarle
Eenkhoorn
Johannink
Frank VDB
Van Dijke
Some BEAT shitter


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.97643 del
>sadnik squirting on schweinberger


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.97644 del
>>97642
Pluimers
Van der Tuuk
Bol

That's basically it. +0:37. Oh no Wilcobros


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.97646 del
>>97644
And the only guy who I missed attaques. Teunissen


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.97647 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.97648 del
Tuning OUT of Czechoslovakian campeao, all I see is shaky static cam pointing at boomers at some holki.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.97649 del
>>97648
pathetic stream, it's unreal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.97650 del
hirt and some sl*vak jobbers. this is pretty grim for Czechs.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.97651 del
>>97642
KERCKHAERT for Beat


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.97652 del
>>97651
And Marijn VDB. That's everyone left


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.97653 del
brits should DSQ bäckstedt for actually being Swedish.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.97654 del
KELDERGODS ww@?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.97655 del
MARSMAN LACHEE. WILGOD KELDERGOD SOLO


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.97656 del
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Austrian lasses getting overtaken by German train


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.97657 del
Czech NC Jonas'd
Instead of 8 laps they will run 7
They told them ont he 6th lap


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.97658 del
sadnig austrian NC femmes


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.97659 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.97660 del
>>97657
not that it matters, testa della corsa had a big gap to the frauds in the peloton.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.97661 del
to nobody's surprise SCHREIBER Marie wins the Luxembourg nc ahead of BERT on Nina


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.97662 del
Hehehe commentators worried about whether Wilco can actually cheer and talking about a Slock scenario


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.97663 del
D*tch fans of KUBIS in the czechoslovak stream chat is a peculiar sight


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.97664 del
bäckstedtwinslol


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.97665 del
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ynr when the Austrian mens race was an even bigger farce than the NC in Kazakhstan and Monaco.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.97666 del
BOUGLAS humbled in Hellas


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.97667 del
>>97664
based braphog


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.97668 del
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we live in Jura (Suisse). French speakers can enjoy the local farmer French of the speaker if you suffer from Parisian French fatigue.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wsUmDXGKNHc [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.97669 del
Marsman, Teunissen +1:10

Gruppo Van Baarle +1:35

It's OVER. We are watching history here Berts


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.97670 del
>>97669
it would be very wilco to fuck it up somehow, like a slip somewhere


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.97671 del
and what is that jobber del grosso doing? next grug my ass


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.97672 del
last lap in Czechoslovakia
turn left for Oppeln, right for Schönberg


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.97673 del
>>97670
No he has this 100% this can never go wrong
>>97671
He said he is a bit sick. At least he did start unlike Mathieu who could have won this at 50%


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.97674 del
NOS moderator just jinxed it, he said it himself


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.97675 del
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>he only has to do one thing: not crash
Yes commentator, this has never happened to him and this will definitely not happen


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.97676 del
>>97674
Since when do you squeak Dutch


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.97677 del
..what if he does it


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.97678 del
Fuck I'm in the train I cannot watch


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.97679 del
yeah it's over, the others look like grannies going up that road


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.97680 del
Ah and the french RR has been jonas'd I think we'll get 30 minutes of coverage


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.97681 del
>>97676
they speak Dutch and not Flemish, which helps with understanding some more words.
also marsman just a simple earthman after all.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.97682 del
>kekhard


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.97683 del
Who the hell is this Kerckhaert. Sign him now Vismoids


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.97684 del
>>97673
old grug would've went for both the itt and rr nc here


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.97685 del
>>97684
he needs to golf today


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.97686 del
156 km to go in Germany, Spitze is nothing but jobbers from what I can see and the Hauptfeld is closing in, they don't give us gaps but I think they are like 15s behind


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.97687 del
>>97683
attentionpayers have seen a few of his top 15s in 1.1 and 1.2, and put him on his team, only a few credits


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.97688 del
Keldermerckx about to add another race to his extensive palmares?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.97689 del
keldergoat winning means pogi will lose the tour


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.97690 del
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>>97687
Put him on what team


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.97691 del
>>97669
I have believed.

Polska stream down, cams overheated.
From what I see on the termometers it is a nothing burger here, 32C.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.97692 del
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turns out lotto kern-haus is sponsored by DARE and turns out that they are not affiliated with kern pharma


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.97693 del
zigart didn't defend her NC title. meanwhile the verfoolgers getting motopaced.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.97695 del
haha get fucked.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.97696 del
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Trying to bamboozle us into puck.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.97697 del
remember how pas normal tim van dyke was early this season
another suspicious dude


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.97698 del
>mfw bots don't know p*ck is old news


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.97699 del
>>97697
WADA had him chute spectacularly as punishment


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.97700 del
>>97690
did you not get access for the Velogames NC race? pathetic


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.97701 del
WILCO WILCO WILCO
THE CROWDS ARE CHANTING YOUR NAME


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.97702 del
>>97693
Well yes didn't she get demolished in that crash


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.97703 del
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his fans don't call him Wilgoat Keldermerckx for nothing


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.97704 del
>>97701
What a time to be alive. Anything can happen in cycling.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.97705 del
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what an impressive list of victories


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.97706 del
>>97705
Just TT and GC so NEVER crossed the line first


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.97707 del
>geen gevaarlijke renner
wouldn't ride to close to him in the peleton tbh


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.97708 del
del kwabso


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.97709 del
Del Grosso parcheggio. Kerckhaert not normal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.97710 del
Baby grug also not great this year.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.97711 del
Bauke off, full on boomer champs.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.97712 del
kinda funny that bora has nobody (herzog and zwiehoff) in the GER NC. They also used to field half the Austrian NC and now it's one guy nobody's ever seen before called Hajek. EMU is skipping as well tsk


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.97713 del
real question is will kelderman kiss the sticker and the ring


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.97714 del
Baukegod for silver


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.97715 del
>>97713
He has a picture of Jonas' family too?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.97716 del
all smiles


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.97717 del
>>97715
all vismas have


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.97718 del
Do you believe in miracles? YES


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.97719 del
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historical and SOUL


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.97720 del
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>starting to really understand dutch


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.97721 del
>keldermeme wins, molleman 2nd
what year is it?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.97722 del
Lol this guy is doped is FUCK


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.97723 del
kekhard, very deserved
did a lot of work


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.97724 del
Contirenner turd.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.97725 del
symbol of hope for every middle aged person


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.97726 del
VACEK campeon


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.97727 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.97728 del
25 years old conti runner (no dopage passport)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.97729 del
pöstlberger with the stickiest of bottles


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.97730 del
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>>97725
age is just a number


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.97731 del
>>97729
I thought that dude was retired


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.97732 del
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meanwhile it's Tudor against the rest in Suisse


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.97733 del
>>97731
he is riding as privatier


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.97734 del
how much longer I have to wait until a Sl*vak manages to cross the line?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.97735 del
>>97734
how does that work that 2 countries share the NC?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.97736 del
>>97735
the first slovak is the champ so they don't really have to look at the czechems and can wheelsuck them


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.97737 del
>>97735
They race together but they have their own standings


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.97738 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.97739 del
while Czechs have a podium vacek-pride all-ortruba, still no Slovak has shown up.
>>97735
Baltics do it together as well.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.97740 del
>>97734
One lucky Slovak that can ride a bike gets to participate in the Czech NT every year and gets a participation trophy afterwards.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.97741 del
usually this is only seen in womens amateur racing when the field is too small so they let the few women race in the mens field


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.97742 del
>>97724
BEAT is coming for all you shits


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.97743 del
snacking going on in the Dutch studio during the interview, comical


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.97744 del
>>97742
>ynr thijs wanted to go to the tour with that team


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.97745 del
>>97687
reminder: pay attention to contiriders


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.97746 del
KUBIS campeon


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.97747 del
kubish finally showing up


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.97748 del
>>97744
I like hobo Thijs. He dreams big and talks shit


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.97749 del
polebert wasn't lying, that estonia girl is an absolute cutie


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.97750 del
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it says temperature and 40km. I won't try to decipher this gibberish.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.97751 del
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>>97748
unfortunately he can never recover from this


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.97752 del
>>97749
sauce me up chief


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.97753 del
>>97751
lmao, thats small fry compared to him suggesting its feasible we(the Dutch) construct a 1000 meter tall mountain just for sports in our pancake flat swamp.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.97754 del
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Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.97755 del
>>97750
>ekstreamlnie
are you serious
anyway, they are discontinuing the broadcast (not the race) because of the ekstreamlnie temperatures
will be back after poor camerman cools himself


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.97756 del
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one for the list of goonerburgerbert


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.97757 del
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>>97754
>sleeveless unzipped jerseys


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.97758 del
>>97754
send her to my shop


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.97759 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.97760 del
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>>97757
is this the secret sauce to win three (3) NCs? It may be so


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.97761 del
belgian NC is the most boring course imaginable
only jappe in the jersey can fix it for me


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.97762 del
>Hitec Products - Fluid Control
she can control my fluids if you know what I mean
hehehehe akakakak


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.97763 del
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what is PCS man smoking again? she finished 2nd in the Estonian NC race and 3rd overall.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.97764 del
>>97754
Whats her name?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.97765 del
>>97764
jose been


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.97766 del
>>97762
I read this as Hitler Products at first glance


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.97767 del
>>97764
https://www.instagram.com/laura.lizette.sander/
but according to my sources she didn't actually win hmm dropped


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.97768 del
>>97763
firstcycling chads win without even trying


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.97769 del
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het is warm


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.97770 del
iceskater girl in good position to win the jersey in brapschat


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.97771 del
3-man attack, perfect size for championship


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.97772 del
So BRENNER and SCHACHMANN are at the Spitze chased by Politt and others. They really don't give us gaps though, even the commentators have to try to time it themselves


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.97773 del
>>97771
Spanish NC always seems like a based race


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.97774 del
hrinkow advarics is showing the WT teams wo der bartl sein moscht holt


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.97775 del
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Jan Christen together with some conti shitter in tete


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.97776 del
tim tom just got dropped from the chase group


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.97777 del
>>97773
Based on what


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.97778 del
>>97777
ciclismo


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.97779 del
kopecky about to win after wheelsucking all day
lame


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.97780 del
Cosnefroy and gregoire piegés


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.97781 del
current live streams
Brazil:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3d9_tF6XQPo [Embed]
Baltics:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v6Nl7F20C6c [Embed]
Austria:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P8s2rS6U29s [Embed]
Belgium (girls):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GJX3JGXbg00 [Embed]
Spain:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yjz77WEJxPA [Embed]
Poland (ekstreamlnie):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2JDBrNIST8 [Embed]
Switzerland:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wsUmDXGKNHc [Embed]
Britain:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5HZ1qRxJaMY [Embed]
Germany:
https://www.mdr.de/video/livestreams/mdr-plus/sport-eventlivestream-mediathek-110.html


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.97782 del
Pacher is the new GOAT. At least Wilco still has the WT record


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.97783 del
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pink bunny suit guy in this heat I salute you


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.97784 del
lotte kwabeki by sharty bosshaut


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.97785 del
shari "dopage" bossuyt wins if she doesn't get relegated


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.97786 del
>>97783
imagine the Arschwasser


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.97787 del
>>97785
Doping bitch


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.97788 del
>>97787
calm down danny


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.97789 del
bossuyt my flandrien rose


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.97790 del
really obvious that kopecky has 0 friends in the femoid peleton lol


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.97791 del
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Ausschlag Belgien


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.97792 del
>>97787
she did her time, is clean now


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.97793 del
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patje's angels


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.97794 del
>Her last race before the ban was Paris-Roubaix Femmes in April 2023. Days later, she tested positive for Letrozole, a banned hormone, in an anti-doping control. Bossuyt has consistently denied intentional use, attributing the result to contamination.
aha


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.97795 del
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Spain to finish next. I don't see Ayuso anywhere.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.97796 del
>>97795
Tremendous Movistar fail. Nowhere to be seen in the final


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.97797 del
>>97795
a caja rural dude would be cool for the tdf


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.97798 del
>>97795
how's CARNAL doing


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.97799 del
>>97794
Same doctor and same dopage as Toon Aerts btw. Definitely innocent


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.97800 del
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cabeza de carrera


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.97801 del
>>97799
it was the same manager not doctor


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.97802 del
terrible voice but DSL’s


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.97803 del
motorpacing deluxe in Österreich


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.97804 del
>>97800
Oh no not Igor Arrieta again. Fuck UAE


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.97805 del
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>>97790
she's just like me fr


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.97806 del
CRAMPS in spain


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.97807 del
HALLER is seeeeething


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.97808 del
arrieta cramping and out


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.97809 del
>>97801
Same thing


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.97810 del
>>97809
squeak properly or don't squeak at all


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.97811 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.97812 del
strange scenes


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.97813 del
john boo out as well.
nicolau (no mas), berrade or camprubi will be next campeon de espana


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.97814 del
>>97813
joel is pretty fast on the line


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.97815 del
Berrade less than zero sprint ig


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.97816 del
camp ruby nuevo campeon


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.97817 del
Camprubí of all places


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.97818 del
what a complete CRACK from nicolau


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.97819 del
Break about to be caught in Denmark. Everything back together with 30 km to go.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.97820 del
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looks like low IQ christen was caught


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.97821 del
>>97819
mads p status?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.97822 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.97823 del
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I THINK I'm spotting Denz at the end of this bora train but according to the official startlist and pcs he's not in the race. There are 2 boras and 2 u23 boras on the startlist but I'm definitely seeing 5 boras pulling here. I have questions


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.97824 del
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31km to go in Austria
70km to go in the Baltics
184km to go in Wales
100km to go in Germany
16 laps to go in Brazil


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.97825 del
>>97824
sharty got this


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.97826 del
>>97821
just tried to attack


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.97827 del
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Roger Adria best Movistar rider


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.97828 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.97829 del
besides not knowing who she is, why is she looking so judgmental?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.97830 del
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>>97827
what is this top 10, spanish WT riders humbled into the ground


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.97831 del
>>97827
Who won the monaco NC? They were racing together !


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.97832 del
>>97831
There ! I wonder if they had delays for him?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.97833 del
>>97831
and team PCS for the Andorran NC as well I guess


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.97834 del
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almost 13 minutes difference to the 2nd place


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.97835 del
tiz bert too poor to buy a TV2 subscription and stream the Danish NT?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.97836 del
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>>97834
>96km


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.97837 del
Explain velogames to me or how do i get into that goomling game for the Tour you all play?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.97838 del
>>97834
>halfvaxx


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.97839 del
>>97829
She was talking about her own failures lol


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.97840 del
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consider this, Spitze will slurp at the flamme rouge, and Zoidl will win


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.97841 del
>>97750
>>97755
Retards can't event write properly.
When the stream was on the commentator, a rather well connected cycling boomer, said their cameras are not working in the 70C they are heating up to.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.97842 del
>>97781
Grazie mille por favor ineosmierda.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.97843 del
>>97837
It's a fantasy game


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.97844 del
10 km to go in Denmark, many attacks but no one gets away.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.97845 del
>>97834
surely even a conti shitter shouldn't be that far down


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.97846 del
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Meanwhile, this is not comfy, but you can still can acclimatize.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.97847 del
5-man break in Denmark, Mads P in it


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.97848 del
+5 riders


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.97849 del
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>>97846
i-is this an internal measurement?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.97850 del
>>97847
Søjberg, Mads P, Breiner Pedersen, Wandahl among others
Asgreen chasing behind


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.97851 del
Mads burning so many matches


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.97852 del
We live in france


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.97853 del
I'm not watching any of these races. I need an executive summary on my desk by the end of the day with the winners, the kwabs, and a race analysis.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.97854 del
we live in France, 70k to go
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yjz77WEJxPA [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.97855 del
>>97837
you make an account on velogames.com and click on the tour de france button on the header when it's up (its not up yet). Once you're there you click the enter button which takes you to a long form where you name your team and pick your riders and it also has a section that says something like join a league where you enter the code in the OP and that's it you're in


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.97856 del
>>97854
I hope to find a French stream, as the Anglo stream has J.B. commenting it.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.97857 del
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>>97849
Could be.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.97858 del
>>97857
You're slightly feverish.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.97859 del
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Fleischwurst Grill Imbissstube


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.97860 del
>>97856
It's on france3 bert


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.97861 del
>>97858
>when it is colder in your very arse than in shade outside


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.97862 del
Grupo Mads P caught with 1 km to go


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.97863 del
He did it, the madman! Cort wins.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.97864 del
>>97863
so nobody will wear the Danish NC jersey in the first half of 2027?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.97865 del
g1 consists of
>tim tom
>schachmann
>politt
>brenner
>rapp
>heidemann
>dietl
I thought TTT was dropped a while ago but hey that's when I thought DENZ was not in this race so what do I know


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.97866 del
Cort wins! Foldager second I think


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.97867 del
>>97855
Thanks. But its not actual gambling with moneys?
And dont Berts have some sort of private competition?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.97868 del
>>97864
An acceptable sacrifice imo.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.97869 del
Sivakov very strong. This UAE team is going to be LIT


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.97870 del
>>97867
no real gambling and the ranking is based on the velogames score


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.97871 del
Foldager with a spring from #20 to #2. Fucker needs to learn to be just slightly better positioned.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.97872 del
And FDJ is in panick mode


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.97873 del
Team Vorarlberg absolutely MOGGING WT teams


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.97874 del
>>97871
Really, really strong this year


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.97875 del
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those Stüssi helpers pas normal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.97876 del
>>97863
Based.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.97877 del
>>97871
sprint*


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.97878 del
Austria 6km to go
Switzerland 5 laps to go
Poland 2:30 race time elapsed so far
Baltics 37km to go
UK 157km to go
Germany 75km to go
Brazil 13 laps to go
France 62km to go


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.97879 del
So 60km to go:

isidor in front
+15 sivaque, thomas pulling and pacher sucking
+ 40 sec a big group with magnier and total
+1'40 full FDJ squad riding for gregoire, also baudin and KING


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.97880 del
big shart can't even laché google


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.97881 del
>>97879
It was labrosse, now they're 4 in front


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.97882 del
MARCO lfg


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.97883 del
dietl who nobody knows flatted so -1 for g1, thats a shame for him because assuming g1 makes it a top7 result might have put him into a higher tier team


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.97884 del
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>>97867
we play for eternal glory


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.97885 del
disaster in osterreich


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.97886 del
Miki GOGL attacks, GROSSSCHART slips.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.97887 del
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google new Austrian NC. first career victory. big shart humbled again.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.97888 del
>>97887
based, fuck UAE


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.97889 del
>>97864
He can wear it. He just won't be in world tour peloton


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.97890 del
why is mads so weak? what's the background info?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.97891 del
Always funny seeing like 50% of the field in France being fdj


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.97892 del
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I've seen enough, team Vorarlberg will win the Austria and Czech tour.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.97893 del
(1.36 MB 1280x720 top10austriamen.png)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.97894 del
>>97890
He seemed really strong today, but wanted to win it solo. He was on the front or closing gaps for like 50% of the final 10 km.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.97895 del
top kek 50 man breakaway in belgium with none of the sprinters there on a completely flat profile


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.97896 del
>>97890
ruined start of season never got into it afterwards, waiting for those humble we’re so back stage wins this vuelta


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.97897 del
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meanwhile Jan trying to ride alone in the front again


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.97898 del
>>97883
he made it back, how?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.97899 del
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UCI illegal resting forearms on handlebars


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.97900 del
>>97897
really funny if he somehow brainlets his way into bungling this as well


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.97901 del
My race should be coming up now.

Kop:
Michał Pomorski i Tobiasz Pawlak (ATT Investments), Marcin Budziński (MBH Bank), Kamil Małecki (Pinarello Q36.5 Pro Cycling Team), Patryk Goszczurny (Team Visma l Lease a Bike Development Team), Patryk Stosz i Michał Żelazowski (Voster Team), Adam Żuber (niezrzeszony), Alan Banaszek (Wibatech Lubelskie Perła Polski) i Franciszek Matuszewski (Mazowsze Serce Polski).

Kwiat and the rest now just 15 seconds behind. Kwiat tried shit but to no avail, he is just not good.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.97902 del
real rampa in France


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.97903 del
Kwiat laché


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.97904 del
>>97895
Toon is in breakaway imagine a Shari & Toon fairytale


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.97905 del
(1.52 MB 1280x720 suisse4.png)
christen has 49 seconds


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.97906 del
kek FDJ have like 30 people to burn and pacher is sucking wheels at the front


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.97907 del
>>97905
how much KM is 4 tours restants


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.97908 del
>>97905
Combien de km par tour?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.97909 del
>>97904
autismbert's gonna freak and crash his trein


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.97910 del
>>97907
>>97908
17km is one lap


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.97911 del
ALLEZ BAUDIN


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.97912 del
>>97911
0 IQ move though


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.97913 del
>>97912
just testing


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.97914 del
>>97913
Voeckler thinks he doesn't know there is another group in front kek


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.97915 del
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lots of seething in Hauptfeld in Deutschland.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.97916 del
Louis Barré kaput


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.97917 del
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3x17km remaining in Suisse, with Christen +56 in the lead


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.97918 del
>>97917
he really thinks he is the second pogi


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.97919 del
>>97916
disastrous move for him


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.97920 del
>>97917
b-but he can do insane numbers in training!


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.97921 del
>>97916
should have gone to another team, he's dead to me...


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.97922 del
50km to go in Switzerland
eksteamlnie 20km in Poland
11km to go in the Baltics
134km to go in UK
55km to go in Germany
11 laps to go in Brazil
Sporza still on preshow for Belgium
40km to squeak in France


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.97923 del
>>97917
better not crack on this statement


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.97924 del
>>97922
120km to go here


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.97925 del
>start switzerland NC stream
>ad for vaxxines


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.97926 del
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(919.69 KB 1280x720 dopage2.png)
suisse stream showing how to properly dope and conceal the traces in your piss before a race


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.97927 del
hilarious race situation in belgiumn no way this gets recitfied Meeus is in the golden seat


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.97928 del
chute vermeersch?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.97929 del
>>97927
he's not there I think? I only see fretin as fast man


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.97930 del
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we live again in Poland I guess


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.97931 del
Currently live stream from the situation on the moto driver's forearm.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.97932 del
Bisiaux pas normal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.97933 del
>>97929
Yeah I got Karl'd who said 'kopgroep' but it was peloton


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.97934 del
Flamme rouge soon in Baltics.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.97935 del
what are the chances of a successful 70k solo of the mouthbreather


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.97936 del
Romet PAJUR wins for Eesti.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.97937 del
(1.79 MB 1280x720 bora.png)
some borabro won the Baltic race


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.97938 del
the lithuanian tudor rider whos name I won't look up didn't even sprint for overall but just enjoyed winning the NC.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.97939 del
>>97938
shameful


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.97940 del
>>97938
mikutis?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.97941 del
>>97938
Without checking it I think there is only MIKUTIS, the NC TT champ, on Tudor.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.97942 del
(1.80 MB 1280x720 winrar.png)
(1.69 MB 1280x720 2door.png)
and I guess this guy is an NC now as well, don't ask me from what country.
please forgive me not being able to understand Finnish to understand Estonian.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.97943 del
>being afraid of Tim Torn Teutenberg
but why?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.97944 del
Ignore Polish timekeeping, the other MACIEJUK and PĘKALA have 40s on peloton.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.97945 del
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so that tiz stream being 70k to go in Belgium is accurate or way behind?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.97946 del
>>97945
69 right now


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.97947 del
fuck j. christen


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.97948 del
30km to go in Suisse, Christen +1:04 with Küng chasing behind
8km to go in Poland
115km to go in UK (attaque of Fred Wright)
36km to go in Germany
9 laps to go in Brazil
66km to go in Belgium
22km to go in France
107km to go in Dominican Republic


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.97949 del
>sLOVEnian race not geolocked
nice


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.97950 del
>>97949
link? Is rogla winning?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.97951 del
>>97945
they started very late this year because muh heatwave


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.97952 del
>>97948
to poland it is


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.97953 del
>>97949
oh nice, I can receive Slovenian tv here, but half the time it's just a still image that the current tv show is geoblocked. no indication of remaining distance though.
https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/cestna-dirka-jermakov-trenutno-na-celu-karavane/786610


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.97954 del
They're slurping in france, FDJ going to wait for gregoire last climb


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.97955 del
ah now I can see it 53km to go in Slovenia


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.97956 del
Joris DELBOVE dropping everyone kek


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.97957 del
polish commentator unzipping his pants or something


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.97958 del
>>97957
Keeps budging in his seat, younger MACIEJUK wins.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.97959 del
BAUDIN, LAPEIRA, DELBOVE, GREGOIRE, BISIEAUX, BERTHET. Winning move


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.97960 del
who are those guys even in Poland? where are the big guys?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.97961 del
Dernier tour


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.97962 del
How does Jose BEAN continue to be employed


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.97963 del
alright everyone to france stream


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.97964 del
>>97962
You know why


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.97965 del
macejuk wins


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.97966 del
>>97963
Relocating.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.97967 del
Do we have an open French stream or is it J*se only?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.97968 del
why is it ALWAYS jose been on french races


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.97970 del
(1.35 MB 1280x720 kasper.png)
who?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.97971 del
the KING is coming


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.97972 del
>>97969
Grace a Dieu!


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.97973 del
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Ah there we go


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.97974 del
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>>97970
brother of the banzai beast


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.97975 del
(838.62 KB 1280x720 christen5.png)
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J. Christen being chased by F. Christen, the ultimate betrayal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.97976 del
>>97972
You can keep it it's always on


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.97977 del
what kind of finish is it in france? downhill?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.97978 del
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Baltic results
Estonia: Romet Pajur - Redbull Bora Hansgrohe Rookies
Küüt and right arm humbled
Lithuania: Alvaras Mikutis - Tudor Pro Cycling Team
Latvia: Martins Pluto - Energus cycling team


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.97979 del
>Ironman de Nice annulé : un homme de 42 ans décède en faisant le parcours malgré l’interdiction
>Alors que l’épreuve avait été annulée par les autorités en raison de la canicule, de nombreux sportifs ont malgré tout effectué le parcours ce dimanche. L’un d’eux a été tué dans une collision avec une moto.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.97980 del
>>97977
Rampa with 2km to go


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.97981 del
>>97977
Yes. Hard punchy climb like 2km from finish tho


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.97982 del
>>97979
Stupid prize: won.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.97983 del
last 10k in France


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.97984 del
ROGLIC in gruppo Zasledovaci upping the pace but they are too minutes behind


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.97985 del
godon dropping bidons hard


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.97986 del
G2ing


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.97987 del
>>97986
well yeah they all have teammates and king is dead


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.97988 del
Decathlon burning matches


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.97989 del
>>97987
They're all dead I'd guess


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.97990 del
hoping for baudoped


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.97991 del
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>>97990
delete


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.97992 del
How come there are no great BALDOPED riders anymore


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.97993 del
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naruto shadow clones


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.97994 del
>>97991
who are you hoping for? gregoire?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.97995 del
baudin
lapeira
delbove
berthet-labous
gregoire
bisaux


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.97996 del
>>97994
eveyone but a doped EF


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.97997 del
pas normal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.97998 del
easy for gregoire


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.97999 del
GREGOIRE
R
E
G
O
I
R
E


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.98000 del
GREGOIRE GOES SOLO


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.98001 del
IL VA TOUS DONNER


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.98002 del
Not done yet.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.98003 del
>>98002
it is very over for the rest


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.98004 del
ez gg


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.98005 del
>>98002
He's one of the best descenders in the peloton


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.98006 del
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Tricolore back in FDJ.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.98007 del
>>98003
>>98005
Yes, 15s later it was clear it is ogre.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.98008 del
cheeky smile


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.98009 del
what a clean victory


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.98010 del
(1.20 MB 1280x720 squak1.png)
(1.52 MB 1280x720 squeak2.png)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.98011 del
(23.18 KB 396x385 Squeaker Happy v2.jpg)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.98012 del
all french podium


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.98013 del
Based seixas lettin gregoire win


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.98014 del
french commentators are always so based in comparisob to what we get


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.98015 del
so that's what the berthets are good for? slaving for their team mates?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.98016 del
>>98014
Eurosport?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.98017 del
jan christen vorsprung?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.98018 del
anything else worth watching?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.98019 del
For me, it is the great wines of BERThaut-Gerbet


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.98020 del
madouas is such a corpse of a rider these days
I had such high hopes for him


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.98021 del
Jantje over 50s on the two.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.98022 del
BIG cramps for Primoz(ic)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.98023 del
>>98016
miles ahead of dutch euro


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.98024 del
Two scripted wins in Cort and Kelderman. Any more?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.98025 del
14km to go in Switzerland
89km to go in UK
15km to go in Germany
38km to go in Belgium
32km to go in Slovenia
27km to go in the Netherlands (fems)
??km to go in Portugal (none of the streams work for me right now)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.98026 del
went and grabbed some ice cream and it's a ghost town outside, 0 people anywhere nobody driving around either.
Idk what happened at the GER nc but it's 14 km to go and the front group no longer has TTT and schachmann but denz and engelhardt instead


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.98027 del
>>98024
SLOCK in belgium


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.98028 del
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squeak squeak


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.98029 del
>>98023
Yeah it's pretty good. They even got rid of the retarded journos because he was a pervert. Then he got himself killed by a bull


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.98031 del
>>98020
I thought he was going to be French Grug


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.98032 del
>>98029
>Then he got himself killed by a bull
based


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.98033 del
it's only 5km to go in Portugal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.98034 del
zimmermann is also in the front and g2 now has KÄMNA who I haven't seen in years


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.98035 del
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extremely weird group in belgium, anyone could win


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.98036 del
Christen already celebrating, bad juju.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.98037 del
gigacancerfraudulence from Dutch women at the NC, letting Wiebes get back for free with 4 of Visma in the leading group


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.98038 del
I don't think Zasledovalci gonna make it


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.98039 del
>>98037
a win for wiebes is a win for the entire peleton


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.98040 del
>>98037
stream?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.98041 del
lennergy tank empty


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.98043 del
>>98035
Nys is solid in this field


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.98044 del
denz
politt
zimmermann
fighting it out in Germany


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.98045 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.98046 del
happenings in Germany, spitze is now DENZ, POLITT and ZIMMERMANN 8km to go


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.98047 del
CHRISTEN won just barely


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.98048 del
and JASCH


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.98049 del
>>98043
van gestel with a fabio leadout could do it, but I don't think they'll sprint


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.98050 del
MORGADO campeon


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.98051 del
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Jan Christen double NC
2. V. Darbellay
3. M. Zumstein
4. M. Hirschi


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.98052 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.98053 del
>>98046
stream shit the bed


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.98054 del
5km to go in Germany
76km to go in Britain
25km to go in Belgium
21km to go in Slovenia
27km to go in Netherlands (femmes)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.98055 del
>>98054
correction, that's 17km in the Netherlands


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.98056 del
Zasledovalci lost two (two) minutes in one lap


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.98057 del
rickaert win would be nice


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.98058 del
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a sprint in Deutschland


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.98059 del
>>98058
georg has got this


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.98060 del
Engelhardt wins


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.98061 del
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engelhardt new German NC


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.98062 del
>>98060
i remember him being psyopped


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.98063 del
(1.27 MB 1280x720 top 10 suisse.png)
(1.11 MB 1312x816 politt.png)
top 10 Suisse


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.98064 del
gianni vermeersch is such an asshole to ride against lmao


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.98065 del
trio des rouleurs


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.98066 del
Do we have a stream for Belgia.
The previous one has the picture but I am hearing Portuguese.
Now it started to mix the Dutch sound in.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.98067 del
>>98035
Hehe, I have told meself "Rickaert would be nice" and here we are.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.98068 del
How do you say washed in slOVENian?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.98069 del
KOMAAN RUNE


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.98070 del
>>98068
Roglic


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.98071 del
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Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.98072 del
Rune.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.98073 del
RUNED


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.98074 del
Herregodtsgod


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.98075 del
rune platebody wins


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.98076 del
Fuck UAE btw


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.98077 del
Rickaert incredible kwak.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.98078 del
cute girlfriend


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.98079 del
nickname the doc


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.98080 del
come to quick step rune


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.98081 del
Lol Karl thinks he should go to the Tour. Alright that's it for me


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.98082 del
....roglicbros.....
..it's time to let go....


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.98083 del
>>98081
karl also thought that 25 year old hugging was his dad


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.98084 del
>>98082
is he actually losing?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.98085 del
>>98084
oh wow he lost with 6 fucking minutes
and you just know some team will pick him up for next year


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.98086 del
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so how good is his Slovenian?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.98087 del
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Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.98088 del
Clobenia.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.98089 del
>>98086
wait wasn't this guy still russian earlier this season


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.98090 del
neither Vas nor Valter are kerékpározás NC of Hungry


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.98091 del
>>98089
yea kek and now he's slovenian nc what a twist


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.98092 del
NCs are done now it's time for ... urban downhill mtb through the streets of genoa, italy?
https://www.youtube.com/live/IsHd06_IPLI?si=c4IJo76DtvURtFZb


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.98093 del
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>>98092
>NCs are done now it's time for
not so fast. Brits are riding it out who gets to wear the Dutch flag jersey
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5HZ1qRxJaMY [Embed]
and Brazil race is in the last lap
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3d9_tF6XQPo [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.98094 del
>Hockey Pro League: Nederland - België (vrouwen)
>Deze livestream is niet beschikbaar in jouw land
sad, they better be all ugly and I'm not missing out then.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.98095 del
feelsbadman for Riekart cycling is cruel


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.98096 del
>>98093
lol at the british commentator hyping up that jobber ben wiggins


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.98097 del
Slovakia, Czech'em, Svitzera, Squeakia, Portugal, Italy is where favourite won
Belgium, Slovenia, Netherlands, Danemarka, Spain, Greece, Laos, Hungary, Polska, Allemagne got a surprise winner


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.98098 del
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(1.35 MB 1280x720 brazil.png)
(1.18 MB 1280x720 brazil2.png)
joao wins in Brazil


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.98099 del
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I guess quickstep future GC superstar Henrique Bravo didn't race the NC


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.98100 del
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valter very fraudulent


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.98101 del
>>98100
heh, my boy Pelikan, just needs more time


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.98102 del
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fred the roglic slayer and some next gen rider gone


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.98103 del
rowe, asskey, connor avec zwift caught them again.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.98104 del
>DNF Gaudu David
heh, did he do any noticeable work for the team today before calling it quits?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.98105 del
>>98104
Of course not.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.98106 del
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WE LIVE IN GUATEMALA


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.98107 del
5th vuelta out of 7
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lVr8Xcb8ark [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.98108 del
why isn't brennoid riding?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.98109 del
>>98104
allergies


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.98110 del
>>98109
allergic to training
many such cases


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.98111 del
brits are scheming and wheelsucking like sudacas


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.98112 del
>>98111
those 2 at the back are just riding for the U23 which is lame as fuck


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.98113 del
Guess Alfred Brockwell is the guy today.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.98114 del
>>98113
barely thanks to his knucklehead riding


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.98115 del
might is wright


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.98116 del
Ok, now that the dust has settled I am ready for VELOGAME.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.98117 del
>>98116
17 teams to be fully announced, won't happen today


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.98118 del
(1.26 MB 1280x720 top10uk.png)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.98119 del
>>98117
why is everyone waiting so long, EF will announce their team after the TDF started at this rate


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.98120 del
>>98118
brennan is a massive fraud to be honest, how did they ruin that guy in 4 months


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.98121 del
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anyone ever watched one of these? why do they have these weird time gaps when it's almost a team training day


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.98122 del
Some prime riding weather this week


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.98123 del
>>98121
I guess every other Uno-X rider just chills to the finish once they have decided who gets the win


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.98124 del
>30 degree in the bedroom
A warm welcome back


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.98125 del
>>98124
I peaked at 33.5, my red blood cells are pulsing


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.98126 del
>>98124
>>98125
gains through the roof


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.98127 del
>>98125
my rape fan showed 34 in me north room
but now there seems to be a little wind thru me home (apparently it's called draft in english, curious)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.98128 del
>>98127
I mean 33.5 at night where I sleep


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.98129 del
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>>98127
How do you say przeciąg in Czech?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.98130 del
I wonder which of our most esteemed Berts has the heaviest accent


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.98131 del
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let the psyops begin
>websites too lazy to change their rating since onley dns


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.98132 del
>>98122
A bit late to the party but I feel like Montpellierbért will have heatposting content through the week.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.98133 del
Fuck it, going for the vinho verde with ice.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.98134 del
>>98129
pruvan
>>98128
i meant the same


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.98135 del
>>98134
Eh, not funi, serious even.
Hoped for some preletnicek or something.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.98136 del
>>98135
well it's průvan with the funny little ů


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.98137 del
>>98131
pogi 5 stars, vingegaard 3, seixas 2, rest 0 stars


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.98138 del
no ciccone in the tour


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.98139 del
>>98137
anti lipowitz propaganda


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.98140 del
reminder that seixas nearly cracked from fatigue in a 6-stage race
thinking he can get through a grand tour while trying to keep up with the contenders is bold


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.98141 del
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Why are there so many good Australian riders when nobody in Australia gives a shit about ciclismo?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.98142 del
>>98141
i mean, theyre not that good


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.98143 del
>>98140
seixas will try to follow and blow up somewhere probably
the lipodiesel will get 3rd by riding the buchmann way


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.98144 del
>>98141
apparently there is a sizable road racing scene in australia


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.98145 del
>>98141
they have a good crit scene I think


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:12 [Preview] No.98146 del
>click on barbados nc by mistake
>there's a vanderpool on 2nd place


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.98147 del
>>98146
I miss Nils van der poel


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.98148 del
>>97828
so this was a fucking lie


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.98149 del
only 2 anicolor riders did the Portuguese NC and both did DNF. but then only 5 riders at Anicolor are Portuguese, the rest are mercenaries


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.98150 del
>>98136
How is ů different from u?
I have your r with a birdie down, like our rz but with a short, ghost r accented at the start.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.98151 del
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(191.45 KB 1264x711 squeak.jpg)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.98152 del
>>98141
Cycling is fairly big in Australia cease your nonsense


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.98153 del
>>98152
there races are always before our season and then at the end of the year
between then I think a lot of them ride in Chyna and the likes


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.98154 del
>>98151
belgian flowers


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.98155 del
>>98154
not that much better where you are


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.98156 del
>hmm, maybe I'll make some caramelized onions for my burgers for lunch
>Start cooking onions at 1130a
>It's now 5p and onions are still cooking
Hmmm


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.98157 del
>>98154
one of those flowers did evolve from a Czech seed.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.98158 del
How doped was 2025 Brennan on a scale of Landis to Ricco?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.98159 del
>>98155
Bro this is not even a competition.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.98160 del
>>98156
>It's now 5p and onions are still cooking
ogre are like onions and besides, I just put them unpeeled in the airfrier.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.98161 del
>>98160
>Unpeeled in the air fryer
For what purpose


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.98162 del
>>98161
to eat them, I like baked onions. unpeeled they remain juicy.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.98163 del
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>>98162
Six hours ago this was a pile of spring onions that couldn't fit in the pot


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.98164 del
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>>98163
yes, but where are the burgers?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.98165 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.98166 del
test 1


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:53 [Preview] No.98167 del
test 2


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:55 [Preview] No.98168 del
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first metric century in a while, estimated FTP up another 4 watts


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.98169 del
Some bitch almost got that impossible Kratochvilova WR today. Athletics is a fucking joke


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.98170 del
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>>98169
>rigorous training and high doses of vitamin B12


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.98171 del


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.98172 del
>>98168
solid ride!

couldn't be arsed today for another 5am ride, I'm tired boss


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.98173 del
A 30 year old died and a 71 year old is missing on some bike series stage in Polska.
There should be way more of these events, so retards can get filtered, like these morons in Nice who were so amped they couldn't accept Ironman is cancelled, went on with it anyways and got killed in traffic.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.98174 del
>>98173
>these morons in Nice who were so amped they couldn't accept Ironman is cancelled, went on with it anyways and got killed in traffic
wait, what happened?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.98175 del
>>98174
Only qutoing Bért's post about this guy (singular) >>97979


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.98176 del
>>98173
To be fair the dude in nice got killed by a motorbike in the wrong lane. Not exactly his fault


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.98177 del


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.98178 del
>>98176
Regular occurrence these days, every week I dodge some 40km/h e-bike going the wrong way because they don't want to cross the road at whatever turn they need to take.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.98179 del


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.98180 del
>>98176
Yeah, but I am assuming if the competition was held officially the road would be closed off and no idiot on motorbike would be going the wrong way in the first place.
>>98179
Snakes in the peleton!


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.98181 del
the post


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.98182 del
>>98176
dumb way to die


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.98183 del
(440.53 KB 1179x1478 IMG_3482.jpeg)


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.98184 del
>>98183
Damn he lost like 20kg


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.98185 del
>>98184
didn’t he suffer something serious? looks like he’s listening to the doctor


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.98186 del
>>98183
what wine is don patje serving?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.98187 del
Where the fuck is the COLD
Where the fuck is the RAIN
What the FUCK


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.98188 del
My TT bike is ready, now I need to dial in my position


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.98189 del
>>98188
Of course I can't post pics yet


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.98190 del
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Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.98191 del
>>98190
based 9velo enjoyer


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.98192 del
I've never ridden on carbon wheels. What am I really missing on?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.98193 del
>>98190
>those handlebars
expected nothing less from our resident aero autist, but curious about the (rather small) size of the chainring


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.98194 del
>>98192
Biggest advantage for me is smoother ride. Yes, they're lighter and more aero too.

Downsides include the insanity of rim brakes on carbon wheels and the terror of crosswind instability if you're running deep wheels.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.98195 del
>>98192
big difference in ride feel, that goes up the faster you go, also when you sprint you notice how much stiffer everything is


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.98196 del
>>98187
according to the tech it is raining cats and dogs right now so I will step out momentarily and feel it on my skin


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.98197 del
there ain't shit outside lol it's dry as bone


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.98198 del
>>98196
>goose_god_dammit.gif
at least the only good news is apparently 's-Hertogenbosch got nuked


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.98199 del
>>98198
what is going in this weird cirlce???

>circle_screenshot.jpg


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.98200 del
>>98193
It's a 52T, what I had laying about, coupled with 10-33 up back. I'll probably switch to a 56 for races


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.98201 del
>>98199
>enhance...


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.98202 del
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Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.98203 del
>>98202
lgbt HQ found


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.98204 del
>>98202
pride circle of destruction ...


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.98205 del
Tdf teams getting dropped


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.98206 del
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My boy OTRUBA goes to the Le Tour


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.98207 del
>>98205
Now I understand why certain teams wanted to wait...


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.98208 del
>>98205
ciccone OUT


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.98209 del
UAE:
Tadej Pogacar
Isaac del Toro
Adam Yates
Tim Wellens
Brandon McNulty
Florian Vermeersch
Nils Politt
Felix Großschartner

Lotto:
Huub Artz
Arnaud de Lie
Jenno Berckmoes
Lars Craps
Liam Slock
Lennart van Eetvelt
Baptiste Veistroffer
Georg Zimmermann


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.98210 del
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>>98209
>Liam SLOCK


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.98211 del
Useless jobber Nicolau has one decent result at the nationals and he steals a spot from promising young talent Castellon.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.98212 del
Caja Rural - Seguros RGA:
Alex Molenaar
Joel Nicolau
Abel Balderstone
Sebstian Berwick
Fernando Gaviria
Stefano Oldani
Jakub Otruba
José Félix Parra

Tudor Pro Cycling Team:
Julien Alaphilippe
Matteo Trentin
Michael Storer
Rick Pluimers
Arvid de Kleijn
Marco Haller
Marc Hirschi
Yannis Voisard


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.98213 del
XDS Astana Team:
Mike Teunissen
Sergio Higuita
Harold Tejada
Max Kanter
Nicolas Vinokurov
Davide Ballerini
Aaron Gate
Simone Velsaco

Cofidis:
Piet Allegaert
Alex Aranburu
Jenthe Biermans
Ion Izagirre
Milan Frentin
Alex Kirsch
Hugo Page
Benjamin Thomas


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.98214 del
waar tietema rockets he


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.98215 del
>>98213
Baby Vino at the Tour. Also made me look up the favored son and apparently he is already retired at 23.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.98218 del
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>>98213
Are you typing these out you are self? Why are Velasco and Fretin misspelled


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.98219 del
>>98212
Most useless here is Gaviria btw


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.98220 del
Bahrain - Victorious:
Antonio Tiberi
Lenny Martinez
Matej Mohoric
Phil Bauhaus
Damiano Caruso
Kamil Gradek
Robert Stannard
Vlad van Mechelen

still waiting for the official teams of:
alpecin
decathlon
ef
fdj
lidl
movistar
ineos
last 2 riders of quickstep
picnic
q36.5
ineos team 2 aka totalenergies

>>98218
yes, those errors are there intentionally to find out if PCS is stealing my info


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.98221 del
if you go to the cofidis homepage they write for 5 of their riders that their job is "Supporting Milan Fretin"


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.98222 del
so no Küng for Tudor, he really needed a long time to recover huh. also no shitter races that the team is doing besides the tour, next races for them are Klasikoa and Burgos and another squad will go to Pologne in August.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.98223 del
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>>98221
There's multiple Berts here whose job is "Supporting Bert Bertacek"


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.98224 del
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>>98221
Nobody is more surprised by their picks than themselves apparently.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.98225 del
>>98224
Never trust Cofidis. They will sprint with 4 guys at the same time or with anybody BUT Fretin
>>98220
Smart man


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.98226 del
>>98198
My teenage girlfriend lives there oh noes. Was writing a little oversharing and obnoxious post how and why I ended up being fond of her the most, out of all my teenage girlfriends. Eh to be 15 again.
>boomerpepe.jpg


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.98227 del
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>>98226
I thought you meant you had a teenage girlfriend right now


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.98228 del
>>98226
Took me a while to realize you meant 25 years ago and not now


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.98229 del
>>98226
yep you worded that in a deceptive way on purpose I ain't getting fooled though


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.98230 del
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>>98226
>teenage_dirtbag.avi


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.98231 del
>>98227
>>98228
>>98229
What were you thinking you dirty berts.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.98232 del
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Although, to just add this bit of obnoxiousness, I am still having "offers made" by teenagers.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.98233 del
>>98232
>suffering in poland


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.98234 del
>>98173
The boomer was found dead, wasn't going to make a post about it but apparently this was some coach affiliated with the BANASZEK clan and my boomerbook is now flooded with farewells.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.98235 del
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>The window wall I so proudly painted too years ago has completely fallen apart (the paint, not the wall)
I don't think being a room painter is in my future


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.98236 del
>>98235
Some people are meant to be thinkers and some people are meant to be doers


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.98237 del
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>>98235
Did you prime it sufficiently. Especially if this is layer nr 34 you have to prepare the wall and previous layers to be really sticky.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.98238 del
>>98237
i demolished the previous paint
used penetration (forma anti-mold)
then painted it
probably i have not selected a correct paint for moldy household


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.98239 del
>>98238
Phowar, more than I would ever bother.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.98240 del
Lenny going for polka dots
Tiberi going for GC but nobody in the team believes in him


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.98241 del
>>98224
>>98213
>“I don’t want to compete in the Tour just to be there; if I do, I want to be in the best possible shape when I line up at the start. For me, it’s an absolutely sensible decision and one that makes sense to me. And after coming down with the flu during the Dauphiné (Tour Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes, Ed.), the matter was finally settled,” said Buchmann.

>emu_happy_face.jpg


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.98242 del
>>98240
Pick at your peril


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.98243 del
Olav goy going
Picnic with the worst squad ever


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.98244 del
>>98243
>>98243
>Olav goy going
probably contractually guaranteed
>Picnic with the worst squad ever
if you don't believe that Biesterbos can win a stage, you don't believe in anything


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.98245 del
>>98243
waar bisiaux?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.98246 del
>>98245
Gave him the vuelta

>>98244
I don't think it was his contract, he talked about having to prove himself in the belgium tour. Normally muhlburger was going instead of him


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.98247 del
I saw about 10 rain droplets on my window
Now they are all gone
Fata morgana?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.98248 del
>>98246
>Gave him the vuelta
good, BISIÓ is too talented to be wasted a superdomestique

>>98244
BITTNER (forma terminator) will win tree stages


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.98249 del
>>98246
Ok, good I guess
>pogi to the vuelta and wins 10 stages
Nothing personal


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.98250 del
Consider this:

Marc Her/she secretest of picks
>>98243
Did Renard-Haquin die at the French NC? Kinda surprised he isn't here. Otherwise this a Picnic squad at 110% strength in big 2026. Wish I was kidding.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.98251 del
>>98243
>Finally unleashing a fully doped BENOOT after a shakedown race in Suisse
I've seen enough, Seixas wins the Tour


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.98252 del
>>98243
WAIT? waar RENARD HARQUIN?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.98253 del
>>98236
I don't think Bertacek is either of those


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.98254 del
>>98246
AFAIK Kooij's main reason for leaving Visma was that they wouldn't take him to the Tour (because Jonas, duh), so I assumed he would have insisted on some clauses about that in the contract with his new team, instead of just taking their word for it. But then I guess a 100% guarantee would be impossible (because chutes and illnesses and such), so who knows.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.98255 del
>>98208
panache and no brains won't win you a stage, the team is probably pretty mad at him


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.98256 del
okay Veloman that's enough teams to open it


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.98257 del
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Btw Brtek I have found a girlfriend for you. She goes to my gym, she is a skinwalker herself, pretty cute for a +190cm gerl. I am sure she plays volleyball judging by her gym clothes.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.98258 del
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>>98253
says the traenfuhrer


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.98259 del
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I am doing an inventory of things i should have thrown away a while ago, i dont even know what part of the bike they came with


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.98260 del
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>>98257
send her to my shop


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.98261 del
>>98259
m*vic spotted


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.98262 del
For example, I have two worn out casettes, but instead of throwing them from the window like shurinkens, i put them in a box
I am becoming an old man


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.98263 del
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And a spare set of Specialized™ PowerShock™ replacement springs
Might keep them for posterity


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.98264 del
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grug finally did it


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.98265 del
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Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.98266 del
>>98265
nice, we get to watch Grug 2.0 light things up in 22+ years


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.98267 del
>>98264
Explains his form, it's over


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.98268 del
>>98264
does this mean he's washed for good with no chance of coming back oh well guess he gave up


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.98269 del
>>98268
still a chance he wins a stage to do the classic thumb suck celebration


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.98270 del


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.98271 del
>>98264
>>98265
Make your predictions, will this be the pas normal brother or the jobber brother?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.98272 del
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>>98260
Do you do e-scooters? She rides one.
I am sure that can be covered in your famous shop.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.98273 del
>>98264
>>98265
C'est fini


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.98274 del
>>98264
Oh no. It's fucking OVER


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.98275 del
>Parents risk life imprisonment after Casper (7) dies of obesity in US: boy weighed 116 kilograms at death

holy fucking shit


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.98276 del
>>98275
That seems like a normal American weight to me?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.98277 del
>>98275
>>98276
Parents were hoarders whose child died of heart failure from obesity. Whole situation is disgusting.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.98278 del
>>98257
Anyway as a 167cm chad, I've always wanted to have sex with a really tall woman.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.98279 del
Kuttenberg is gone


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.98280 del
>>98272
I can do pretty much anything


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.98281 del
>>98279
what is this, concentration of squeaky bikes?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.98282 del
>Mathieu van der Poel (MVDP) is not married, but he has been in a long-term relationship with his partner, Roxanne Bertels, who is 33 years old
>33 years old
the egg carton is nearly empty, good that he still got one in for the legacy. does doping / steroids affect the sperms? what kind of mutant spawn will he create?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.98283 del
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extremely good team if they actually work together
might be my favorite for the TTT


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.98284 del
>>98282
my mom had me at 36 and my brother at 42, people vary a lot


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.98285 del
>>98281
map of thunderstorms


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.98286 del
>>98284
tell your brother to stop posting pictures of wiebes on 4chan


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.98287 del
>>98286
I'd have smothered him with a pillow if that were him, my brother is great


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.98288 del
>>98286
Is it the cheesy tootsies guy


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.98289 del
>>98284
How's it now when you're in your 30s?
Do you feel like your parents really should have been 10 years younger now, maybe they slightly messed up by having you so late?
Or barely any issues at all, life, family and love find their way?

Asking because I am 40 now, there is a conclusion coming with my soon to be 42 year old Berta and it is really really late. Just wondering how it is for kids who have grandparents as parents when they're 20 something and barely any time with actual grandparents.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.98290 del
>>98289
My wife and I are 40 and 38 with an infant. We have some sadness when we know we may not be around for grandkids but it's ok, life is life and we wouldn't change anything.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.98291 del
>>98289
How would he know? American parents disown and kick their offspring the second they reach 18


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.98292 del
>>98291
>>98289
I regret not knowing most of my grandparents as an adult except for one grandfather who made it to 87.
Bertina and I are actually about to move back in with them for a few months while we look for a place and we definitely want to stay close to them when we have a kid


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.98293 del
Whew lad


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.98294 del
>>98293
europa sends her regards


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.98295 del
>>98290
>>98292
Yeah, that's what I'd guess and feel out. Not ideal, could have been, but life has its way and it is more than ok.
>>98291
I thought Norgefjords and Svenskjavlar do it.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.98296 del
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Stormwatching is BACK.
A bit early, having booze while being rained on on Monday at 19:00? Suspicious, but as I have mentioned, my job is not a real job.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.98297 del
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not the worst team to surround Carapaz with; Baudin, Healy, and Stonehouser aren't McNulty, Yates and Wellens but they're not useless


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.98298 del
>Remco is super confident
adjust accordingly


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.98299 del
Jorj, kamon.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.98300 del
when a grand tour starts in Barcelona, Sepp Kuss wins the GC. keep that in mind.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.98301 del
>>98298
Can you imagine the seething when he gets dropped on the first mountain day


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.98302 del
A post.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.98303 del
For Velogame.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.98304 del
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34


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.98305 del
Seixas 18 god damnit, most expensive after Pog and Fish


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.98306 del
And Mathieu 10. FUCK


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.98307 del
Seixas believers put your money where your mouth is or pick your mouth where my pp is


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.98308 del
>>98307
i'm picking REMKING


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.98309 del
At least Veistroffer is 4. But Biestergod is 6 and in Sprinter while they have Bittner and Degenkolb too for FUCK's sake


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.98310 del
wtf, no I'm picking lipo. 12 pts ...


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:53 [Preview] No.98311 del
huh what I managed to pick everyone I wanted and I still have 2 points left? How easy


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.98313 del
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Ok, this is getting adjoosted, leaving it to have something to (You) while I whinepost.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.98314 del
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let's start with the easy stuff first. wasting velocoins on a sprinter or save some for a cheap GC contender.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.98315 del
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>>98312
>SZLOK


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.98316 del
the climbers are the only hard choice because seixas is very expensive and the rest is piss ..


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.98317 del
Ok, I am out to catch that storm.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.98319 del
Seixass 18 shit man


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:05 [Preview] No.98320 del


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:06 [Preview] No.98321 del
>>98319
>>98316
really hard to pick him, I don't think it's happening


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:06 [Preview] No.98322 del


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No.98323 del
Ok, let's go


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.98324 del
>>98322
shan't


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.98325 del
seixas is a true goomble, what if he pops the fuck off and takes 2nd on his first try? Del dopo almost won the giro first try (okay it's his second gt) and he even raced it like a retard through and through, anything's possible


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.98326 del
>>98323
1-2-3-4 GC (Jonas abandons) and absolutely nothing else


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.98327 del
>>98259
>throwing things away
coollector reporting in


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.98328 del


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Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.98330 del
>>98325
I think Pogi, Jonas are the only safe picks. Everyone else is a total goomble. Del Dopo may be in "totally doesn't give a shit aside from his mandated pull" mode. Remco has a fifty percent chance of having a psychotic breakdown. Lipo may be stuck slaving to bring back Remco when he is dropped in the mountains. Seixas is 19 and has never done a grand tour.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.98331 del
lmao, georges got bored by hte end


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.98332 del
>>98331
>ain't nobody picking these guys anyways why should I bother


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.98333 del
>>98331
ADJUSTING


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.98334 del
Maybe I should have a little less faith in REMKING. Already got screwed last year


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.98335 del
>>98297
the guy isn't going for GC anyway so I don't even know why you're making the comparison


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.98336 del
every year I ask the same question but why was allezphilippe relegated to the climber category


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.98337 del
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>>98330
>Remco has a fifty percent chance of having a psychotic breakdown


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.98338 del
>>98337
true, its more like 90%


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.98339 del
>>98337
>Implying he's not in a constant state of psychosis


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.98340 del
When the fuck is Debruyne added. That guy has been not normal


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.98341 del
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do I dare, it would be the 4th time this year I almost feel obliged


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.98342 del
>>98341
when has he ever paid back your belief


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.98343 del
shan't be taking a non-6 point sprinter


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.98344 del
>>98342
in the dauphiné and algarve
not in PN or itzulia
he's 2-2


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.98345 del
>needing 100 points
pathetic


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.98346 del
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>>98345
>Schlock


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.98347 del
hopefully he makes pogacar 40 next year


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.98348 del
>>98347
It doesn't matter


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.98349 del
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crash gambit


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:09 [Preview] No.98350 del
>>98349
The queer norge is not worth 10 pts


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:10 [Preview] No.98351 del
Picking pidcuck
Seeing as none of you will
Its high risk but very high reward


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.98352 del
>>98348
7000+ points from 2 runners. Alright adjusted


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.98353 del
this is the first time I can't make the east vingo/pog combo work even with taking a mediocre sprinter


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.98354 del
>>98348
was pog+vingo the best pick last time?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.98355 del
>>98345
van Eetvelt isnt making it past 2nd restday


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:16 [Preview] No.98356 del
>>98330
>Lipo may be stuck slaving to bring back Remco when he is dropped in the mountains.
Lipo is co-leader, surely this won't happen.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.98357 del
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Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.98358 del
>>98357
digusting


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.98359 del
>>98357
>Lenny at the Tour
Don't do this to yourself


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.98360 del
managed to make a team with a lot of guys I like and Jegat
lock it in George and send me


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.98361 del
>schmid
Very tempting but last time i picked the guy in a GT he scored less than a 4 pointer


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.98362 del
There are already drunk neighbours on the street.
Why aren't they stick to their fucking gardens.

Anyway, back to adjusting.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.98363 del
>>98362
DIE MANN SHAFT


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.98364 del
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what's going on here


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.98365 del
>>98335
I Want to Believe


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.98366 del
>>98351
I have him, easy choice


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.98367 del
maybe?

also how many people will take Jonas, 10%?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.98368 del
brazil killed the 4/cyc/ thread prematurely today heh


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.98369 del
tuborg del grosso so bad in the NC alpecin left him home


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.98370 del
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Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 20:01 [Preview] No.98371 del
thoughts on lights for garmin mount?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.98372 del
>>98371
how many lumens


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 20:04 [Preview] No.98373 del
>>98372
i don't ride at nights so low / flashing is okay


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.98374 del
>>98371
im using the raveman fr300, proper bit of kit


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 20:25 [Preview] No.98375 del
>>98374
>sounds like rapeman
sold


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.98376 del
>>98371
I use this in the fall when sun sets early because NYC requires bikes have front and rear lights and don't want a ticket. Sucks as an actual light


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.98377 del
>>98376
you need to have a front reflectors at all times in czech'em, flashing light is what i want


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.98378 del
>>98377
Yeah it fulfills that purpose and least obnoxious looking device to do that


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.98379 del


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.98380 del
>Hautes-Alpes - Veynes-Superdévoluy (1.1)
>Hautes Alpes - Tour du Dévoluy (1.1)
those are too different races for some reason


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.98381 del
For me, it's Pogi, Vingegaard and Lipo + six shitters


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.98382 del
>>98381
Not a bad strat. Guaranteed two podium positions and Lipo maybe the most reliable of the second tier riders


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.98383 del
>>98382
However, one chute and it is all over.
On the other, bargain bin shopping for secret picks is the most fun part of making a team for a GT imo


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.98384 del
hey new buttons


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.98385 del
>>98381
i did pogi + vingo last year
You have a boring team with them but the points are raking up no matter what with those two and its just a safe way to the top 20%


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 23:22 [Preview] No.98386 del
>>98385
I got top-20 (not 20%) worldwide a couple years ago with a team I did in a friend league, no Vinegar


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.98387 del
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BUSINESS IDEA: Penalty kicks in cycling


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.98388 del
Alles ist vorbei. Lipowitz OUT


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.98389 del
>>98387
I would rather not LOL


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.98390 del
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>Allemagne


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.98391 del
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what the fuck is that level of incompetence how do you fuck up half of your shots
the first two fuckups were gimps trying to style on the goalie or something what a PATHETIC way to go now I remember why I don't watch that """sport"""


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 23:48 [Preview] No.98392 del
>>98387
How would you do it?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.98393 del
>>94842
>got it open, but that made a crack so loud I have a slight tinnitus now wtf
I still have a tinnitus from that


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.98394 del
>>98393
aouch


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.98395 del
Protestant sisters ???


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.98396 del
Germanic brothers what are you doing...


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.98397 del
The seether is going to be really good but I don't want to switch anyone for the 4 points I need to find to pick him.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.98398 del
Goddamn you dutchfags had one job now I have to endure smug apes until they play France


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.98399 del
met a guy in wienerwald, he tried to drop me 2 times but I stayed on the wheel, then we rode together until Vienna. very nice morning ride


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.98400 del
>>98399
Chute comical with the MTB for me. Nothing too bad but the neck hurts a bit, should be in shape for the tour. Also I lost the pin on the break pads, turns out you really need those


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.98401 del
>>98400
oh shit, chute on the commute?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.98402 del
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dude is 4 points lmao


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.98403 del
meanwhile axelfraud complaining that this years tour route isn't Dane friendly
>On the whole, organizers have not been particularly good at the Danes. It is also not an ideal route for Mads P.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.98404 del
>>98402
Weed not even once


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.98405 del
>>98403
not enough Danish hills?
Mads can’t even get over speedbumps


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.98406 del
Still no Debruyne in the Velogame. If he makes him 6 I am LOSING it


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.98407 del
>>98396
They don't want to take spotlight from Lipo winning the tour hehe


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.98409 del
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Remember when I demolished my ankle in Malta. That was like a month ago. It still hurts a bit sometimes


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.98410 del
>>98409
I hurt my big toe doing a kickflip when I was 12, it still hurts when hiking 20 years later


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.98411 del
I have four Belgians and am still thinking about squeezing Remco in.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.98412 del
Ok, now I can post an image:

>what's up neimboor
>didn't go so well?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.98413 del
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>>98410
My elbow still hurts sometimes too from when my chair broke and I chuted. That must be like 4 years ago now. Suddenly this intense sharp pain like you are getting stabbed


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.98414 del
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>>98412
Nobody noticed but I have been using old threads to do these posts so I can immediately post my squeakers here and not clog up the thread. My mission to make every thread 1000 is BACK


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.98415 del
Bart Lemon -tdf
eduardo pas fini +tdf


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.98416 del
>>98415
What? And he was not allowed to do NC for nothing?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.98417 del
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>>98414
Very sneaky.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.98418 del
>>98406
You can keep dreaming, he's not going to be 4pts


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.98419 del
>>98416
Humiliation ritual


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.98420 del
>>98418
He messed up with verstrynge already


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.98421 del
>>98411
Remco will definitely will 4 stages, 100% in my team


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.98423 del
Also, 25 eggs and 45min cumulated over threshold to start the day. Damn is it hot in the boiler room, I miss winter


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.98424 del
>>98423
how do you calculate that W' value? do you need to do lactate testing for that?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.98425 del
>>98367
I didn't pick pogacar


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.98426 del


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.98427 del
>>98357
Viable, reported


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.98428 del
>>98424
It's very simple, you just first need to know your FTP (for example, find a wattage where you can do 2x20min that's tough but doable). Then you do an absolute max effort of more than 2 minutes – for example, 3 or 5 or even 20min. Your W' is simply the amount of kJ that you can do in that effort above your FTP. For example, I did 485W for 5min, whereas my FTP seems to be around 375-380. The amount of work done over FTP was then 110W * 5 * 60s = 33kJ. I think something like 20-25kJ is normal, above that and you're comparatively stronger anaerobically.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.98429 del


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.98430 del
>>98429
Of all the good 6 pointers, you go with "D'elbow"??


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.98431 del
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>>98428
lets pretend I understand it


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.98432 del
>>98430
I'll pick cort obviously, this one was for fun


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.98433 del
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>>98367
I'm part of the 10%


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.98434 del
>>98429
Don't pick doperjaw my friend he hasn't finished a race in ages


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.98435 del
>>98431
Take a rest day and then do a 5min max and let's see


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.98436 del
Will Godon sprint on the flat you think?
It's the only decision left to make for me, godon + extra 4 pointer or 2 good 6 pointers.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.98437 del
>>98432
The entire 6pt climber is so bad. They'll get 300pts in total


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.98438 del
Pharaoh Ramses 6 points
But the alien from mars is 4


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.98439 del
>>98436
I hope so. I on the other hand struggle with a second climber, I wish THYMEN was in there instead of all rounder


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.98440 del
Godon for 8pts is crazy


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.98441 del
>>98440
Crazy good or crazy bad?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.98442 del
paypig package arrived. I noticed that prices on bike24 were lowered one day before they announced their summer sale.
besides the usual drivetrain replacement part subjects I paypigged for a Sl*vakian (owned by Velits twins that were Quick Step jobbers) hipster summer jersey.
also looks like Castelli stuff is made in Asia and not Europe anymore, not very grande.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.98443 del
>>98440
I don't trust summer Godon. he was pretty shit at the Giro and Pologne last year.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.98444 del
>>98442
What do you mean jobbers, Peter Velits has a very prestigious 2nd place in the la Vuelta, after Mosquera surprisingly got banned for dopage


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.98445 del
>>98444
blood bags, now that was dopage.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.98446 del
>>98440
fraudon will be seeing partying on the colls with fans this does not give points however.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.98447 del
>>98445
setting an alarm for 2am to hop on the indoor trainer in the hotel while doing a 3 week GT, so the blood does not get stuck from being think like molasses


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.98448 del
>>98441
Crazy bad. Dude has never been good in a GT and this is the TDF, not romandie. Also he wasn't in good shape at the NC


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.98449 del
least degenerate flemish


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.98450 del
>>98449
Quite spectacular how this guy manages to get away with everything


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.98451 del
>>98450
Boomers idolize people like him, never seen a sub 40 year old like him


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.98452 del
Course de Solidarnosc et des Champions Olympiques FEVER
Big expectations from my boys of Cyklotym Havířov - Tirana


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.98453 del
>>98402
he has announced that he will win stage 9


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.98454 del
>>98406
and he is 6p


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.98455 del
bäckstedt didn't win the Swedish ITT NC, she didn't even bothered to show up. I assume the sisters do have a Swedish passport, should make traveling around the EU easier for them.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.98456 del
>>98409
I rolled my ankle on mother's day, that was almost two months ago and it still hurts


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.98457 del
We don't have a deep roster of American riders but I like all of them. Even that weirdo Son of Jorge


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.98458 del
Based


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.98459 del
>>98457
Jorgenson is a just a very lame rider. Even Kuss is more enjoyable


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.98460 del
>>98459
I mean he's at the bottom of the list, but he doesn't slurp. If he weren't on Visma he would be better


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.98461 del
>>98457
fuck all of them but SIMMONS quinn


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.98462 del
>>98461
now thats a good post


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.98463 del


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.98464 del
Prediction: This Tour will be a disaster


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.98465 del
>>98464
good team that (zonder flunder face)


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.98466 del
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velotuber thoughts:
s1 - Ineos (Godon or Vauquelin)
s2 - Pogi
s3 - breakaway victory (mohoric, verstrynge, benoot, healy, plapp, some uno-x rider)
s4 - reduced sprint (mads, godon)
s5 - sprint day (merlol, kooij, jappe)
s6 - Pogi doing a floyd landis
s7 & s8 - sprint
s9 - breakaway (vacek, captain america, mohoric, campy, wellens, alfred brockwell)
s10 - breakaway or pogi
s11 & s12 - sprints
s13 - breakaway
s14 - breakaway or pogi
s15 - pogi
s16 - remco
s17 - sprint with slight incline (kooij, jappe, mads)
s18 - breakaway (healy, van eetvelt, vpp, lenny martinez, schmid, big jorg, higuita)
s19 - jonas or pidkek
s20 - pogi
s21 - breakaway (del toro)


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.98467 del
>>98461
Extremely problematic post. He once expressed mildly conservative opinions, just so you are fully aware of what a despicable human being he is.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.98468 del
>>98466
what he's saying is there won't be many sprints so picking an expensive sprinter is bad


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.98469 del
>>98467
wouldn't have it any other way, it's a chud's world these days


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.98470 del
>>98460
He is quite literally the slurper, never pull eh


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.98471 del
LOL


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.98472 del
Grug looks good on like 8 break stages but people never pull with him so he's going to win 0 stages, maybe last one


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.98473 del
Also no way this is a reduced sprint. It's a 30 man break with some dude getting away with 20k and G2 syndrome


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.98474 del
veloman GC top 10:
1 Pogi
2 Jonas
3 Del Taco
4 Lipo
5 Seixas
6 Ayuso
7 Johannessen
8 Pidkek
9 skelly
10 remco

Green Jersey
1 Merlol
2 Jappe
(he said that jappe has the much better leadout but still goes with merlol)

KOM
1 Baudin
2 Pogi
3 Martinez

White
1 Del Toro

Team
Visma

Stage winners:
Tejada, Godon, Benoot, Plapp


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.98475 del
>>98474
Merlier never goes for the intermediate sprints and can't climb over a hill
Even biermay has a better chance


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.98476 del
>>98475
Biermans? Interesting pick


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.98477 del
>>98474
waar CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.98478 del
thinking about picking the anglo


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.98479 del
>>98478
He said he was coming "without any pression". Honestly feels like a disaster waiting to happen. Or the best breakaway dude


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.98480 del
>>98479
Like that one giro where he'll try to hold on too long and miss half his chances


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.98481 del
0 belief in seixas huh somehow a del dopo on hjaelper duty will get 3rd wow


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.98482 del
>>98481
The hjaelpers have the advantage that by the time they're done everyone from GC 5 to 10 is already riding their own pace 4 minutes behind


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.98483 del
>>98481
If Yatesi is good enough del dopo might have to do 0 pull


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.98484 del
Desperate moves by Visma


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.98485 del
for all the hydrationlets outthere


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.98486 del
>>98485
MADE for a 20 km ride max


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.98487 del
>>98484
ynr that niermann hit pog with his car last year so this most likely really is a plot from them


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 13:15 [Preview] No.98488 del
>>98190
Missed that you bought a TT frame. How big is your stable these days


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.98489 del
>>98485
based aero, comfort and hydration maxxer


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.98490 del


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.98492 del
it is thursday afternoon and it hasn't rained here at ALL


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.98493 del
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>>98492
it is tuesday, big guy. the heat is getting to you


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Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.98495 del
>>98458
very cute


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.98496 del
>>98464
more like VaNECK


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.98497 del
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horner's kid a fraud, at least he held on up the Angliru of Oregon.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.98498 del
>>98497
Who would have thought training on snickers and cola without the dope wouldn't bring the same results


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.98499 del
>>98488
Well a bit too big maybe, two gravel bikes, two road bikes and the TT, and I just mostly rape lol


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.98500 del
>>98498
his whole schtick is to not do intervals and just ride as hard as possible for as often as possible no? (the only based way to ride btw)


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.98501 del
>>98499
I kneel master pig


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.98502 del
>>98499
Waar hardtail, fullsus XC?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.98503 del
>“In reality, the hardest part is holding on when his domestiques are riding full throttle uphill. A domestique like that gives everything he has; his race will be over in ten minutes anyway. When I’m really pushing to the limit on the wheel, I count how many UAE riders are left to pull at the front. I can’t wait for the last one to move aside and let Pogacar go. As soon as he’s gone, alone or with Vingegaard, a second race begins for me and a few others. You don’t see that race on television.”

>“It’s purely about limiting the damage,” says Jegat. “We don’t talk to each other, everyone rides at 100% of their ability, we hardly attack each other, and we ride for our own position. The best-placed rider does most of the work. Last year on Mont Ventoux, I ended up with Felix Gall, who was in 7th place at the time. I was in 11th, and he didn’t ask me to take the lead. It was up to him to do the work, not me.”


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.98504 del
>>98503
The gentleman's agreement between the frauds.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.98505 del
new bike has arrived


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.98506 del
>>98505
Holy shit, was Volodymyr handling it and used this as a heavy bag?
But, serious second hand excitement from me.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.98507 del
>>98505
kek average 'delivered from chyna' package alright


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.98508 del
It's a standard package


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.98509 del
>>98508
<enjoy the ride


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.98510 del
>>98505
Endurace? sweet


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.98511 del
>>98505
lol are just browsing the canyon reddit, I reverse image searched it
is that your job as marketer?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.98512 del
>>98511
a friend sent me an article from road.cc


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.98513 del
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>>98512
might as well mentally prepare for when your bike arrives like this


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.98514 del
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>>98513
That was some burger anyway
We do it properly HERE in Germany


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.98515 del
honestly if I'm not building the bike myself I'd just have it delivered in a store to not deal with this nonsense


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.98516 del
paypigbros...


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.98517 del
>>98516
they are paid by Ridley/Eddy Merckx to write this


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.98518 del
>>98517
it's over for spchuds


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.98519 del
also there's tennis on tv and the Belgian player is called Blockx. just adding an x at the end and you get a Belgian name.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.98520 del
>>98519
Ruttex. Huh, you are right.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.98521 del
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skujins velowielermanager team for pick steals


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:20 [Preview] No.98522 del
>>98514
Yeah, corridor looked rather funi for Czechy, and that transport trolley is not very European, but I believed.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.98523 del
>>98521
Yes, very nice, very good form, I had him submitted for a moment, but what does he do to improve your pointage.
Besides an odd breakaway he will be a jobber 4-5 in line to anything.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:26 [Preview] No.98524 del
so how do the fantasy games of the tour themselves and of the Belgians workx compared to velogames?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.98525 del
is there a /bet/ for which stage the first major memco seethe occurs?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.98526 del
>>98525
surely the TTT


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.98527 del
>>98516
wow who knew that bringing out the same bike for 4 generations would be underwhelming

you do not need more than the SL6, maybe SL7 if you desperately want full integration, none of us ride at 45kph permanently unless its a race


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.98528 del
Hot. I forgot my glasses today and the wind was making me cry


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.98529 del
>>98528
life is not for be sad, no


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.98530 del
>>98529
life too short to not eat, no


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.98531 del
decathlon bought a 10% of folding bike manufacturer brapton. kinda funny as decathlon offers their own shitty folding bikes, but the goal is to get into the Chinese market and make Beijing look like the 80s again when everyone used a bike to get around.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.98532 del
>Expert wonders: Maybe Trine was right
Danes listened to the NOS podcast featuring Stef Clement, with his hot take that Trine was right about Wout.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.98533 del
>how wout wheelsucked his way to a stagevictory
no thanks visma, won't watch it.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.98534 del
>>98525
I'll bet 12 Velogames credits on Remking losing significant time on stage and seething after


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.98535 del
>>98534
stage 6 that is


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.98536 del
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>>98528
post work lappies for me


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.98537 del
>>98536
It's a shame is so hot, post work biking really is the life


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.98538 del
>Aike Visbeek and Lotto-Intermarché part ways effective immediately

smartest thing they've done it the last decade


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.98539 del
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>>98536
some altitude adaptation for me


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.98540 del
>>98539
is that the amerongse berg (inhumana)


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.98541 del
>>98540
it is, I wanted to do some laps of the Dutch NC route but that's still blocked off


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.98542 del
>>98539
>60m elevation
Damn


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.98543 del
did get shimano'd on my ride. front derailleur is telling me to adjoost it and replace the cable in the near future.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.98545 del
Timo Kielich COLLECTED during training
6th vismoid this year collected during training


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.98546 del


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.98549 del
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Last torty minutes of my ride I came up with this theorem
Casette for jobbers like me should be convex, not concave

No, retard, you do NOT need 11-12-13-14 for your sunday schnitzel ride with you're retard friends
No, retard, you can't tell a different if you score 2.45 rpm less at exactly 34 km/h

Instead, I need a fluid sailing and FOR SOME REASON majority of my rides fell in the category where BIG ring - 6-7 cog is optimal, but it starts to rattle, and SMALL ring - 4-5th cog is optimal and also starts to rattle

I think the bike industry has been held captures by boomers who refuse to give up the low cadence meme (despite the fact they won't be able to sit up from they're couch at 50)
And also jobber who think they ONE DAY gonna make a BIG race and HIHG speed

FUCK


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.98617 del
>>98549
I kind of agree with you, the 15-16-17 gears are too similar


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.98632 del
Good morning


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.98633 del
Another one


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.98645 del
hopefully last super early ride for a few days, getting up at 4 sucks



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