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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No. 98491
tdf anticipation edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>97542


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:42 [Preview] No.98544 del
>How Lukáš Kubiš Won the National Championships
he crossed the finish line a couple of minutes after the Czechs, this doesn't warrant a full video. imagine ineos made a video how Langelotti won the Monaco NC.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No.98547 del
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Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.98548 del
>>98547
looks like one of those kids' walking bikes


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.98551 del
>my rant ended up in the old thread
probably for the better


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.98552 del
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>>98550
kinda clean looking bike but what the fuck
what market is there for these guys


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.98553 del
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hehe


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.98554 del
>>98553
Cian is a lock in for 9th


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.98555 del
>>98549
>>98551
I do though. I had a Microshift 9 speed cassette that had 11-13-15-17-19-21-24-28-32. I was never really getting the right cadence and then add that it always took a while for the shift to happen. whatever Shimano does, simply just works.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.98556 del
>>98547
I would also cry if I saw this bike


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.98557 del
>>98552
I passed a struggling boomer on a Basso bike the other day, $12000


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.98558 del
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>>98557
please tell him to paypal me some money to buy this


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.98559 del
>>98552
if we consider that there are like 80 different brands that offer bikes between 5 and 14k exclusively there seems to be enough of a market
apparently the bike industry has been struggling for 3 years but if that was true then how come we have more than 5 road bike brands globally? If the market was truly oversaturated you could only make a buck by min-maxing every % out of your business


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:21 [Preview] No.98560 del
>>98555
>12-14-16-18-20-22-24-26-28-30-34-38
With smooth shifting is all I need
We have the technology


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.98561 del
>Le Prodige Français Qui Doit Gagner Le Tour De France
heh, no pressure here. squeak.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.98562 del
>>98558
he probably died out there, sorry


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.98563 del
>>98560
but that's not even spacing, a 2 tooth jump in the smaller cogs is massive while a 2 tooth jump in the high 20s or low 30 tooth cogs is so small you would barely even notice it
you have to look at it relative to the individual cog size


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.98564 del
>>98559
it must cost basically nothing to riff on designs by the real brands, come up with some paint schemes, and spend most of your effort on marketing


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:36 [Preview] No.98565 del
>>98563
I understand your average speed is like 10 km/h faster than mine, but for me, I would prefer smaller difference mid gear than smaler difference lower gear.
I virtually never use the 3 smallest cogs, i don't even pedal downhill


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.98566 del
>>98565
why don't you just put on a smaller chainring


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:43 [Preview] No.98567 del
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>>98566
Campagnolo Record 48/32 beckons


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.98568 del
>>98567
doesn't shimanus have a 46


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.98569 del
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curious I compared a 12 speed shimano 11-34 (upper) to the 11 speed shimano 11-34 and it turns out the 11 speed has much closer spaced cogs past the four smallest cogs.
This means by """"upgrading"""" to 12 speed you gain the tight spacing in the small cogs (that you don't need) and lose the tight spacing in the big cogs that you enjoy heh that's funny

>>98565
yea I get it and I'm with you because as I've said before probably 90% of all people globally don't use the small cogs and if they do it's just for a short time. But even aftermarket cassettes just copy the ratios that shimano and sram have to there's no winning to be had there either.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:45 [Preview] No.98570 del
>>98558
Sexo


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.98571 del
>>98569
>>98565
Ah yes, the reverse problem with the 1x. I have -13-11 and after I finally go from 30 to 36 on the chainring I think I will buy a 12 so the jump between the final two-three cogs is not so drastic.
The biggest one, maybe even two can go away, I am never using them on my shop ride mtb.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.98572 del
>>98568
Road sets only have 52/36 and 50/34 (and higher of coursh)
GRX is 46/30 and 48/31 but i don't think they are interchangable without some adjustement (there's some sort of ofset difference due to bigger tire clearance but don't quote me on that)


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.98573 del
>>98572
so you have 2 options then, get stronger or buy a gravel bike after all
or put grx on a compatible road frame


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.98574 del
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it is what it is


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.98575 del
>>98574
bernie is riding?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.98576 del
>>98574
Carapaz *** if he actually tries


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.98577 del
>>98572
>>98573
you can also get a crankset for directmount chainrings, a mate of mine recently got a rotor crank because he wanted to go for short cranks and and also got 48/31 dm chainrings to go with it, the crank is fully modular so you can just put a road length spindle on there and the chainline should be normal. Rotor is needlessly expensive though, there's lots of chyna dm cranks on aliX but idk whats good and whats crap


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?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.98579 del
>>98578
it's crazy that memco has never one of those TT baby suisse races


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.98580 del
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thoughts?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.98581 del
>>98580
I'm done trusting ayuso


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.98582 del
>>98580
ayuso?
pidcock?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.98583 del
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>>98558


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.98584 del
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Time travel to 2021 and tell /cyc/ that
>In 2026 Tobias Halland and Uijtedebroeks will be on the level of Remco in Tour de France


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.98585 del
fucking hell I was looking at last year to see how much assist points a UAE jobber gets
merlier barely brought in any points and he won 2 stages
maybe no sprinter really is the way to go


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.98586 del
>>98585
h-how many points do UAE jobbers get


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.98587 del
>>98586
280 at worst


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.98588 del
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I'm picking brother girmay


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.98589 del
>>98579
well can't blame him for not winning the 2023 tour de suisse GC. he did his job by beating wout on stage 7 in honor of Gino.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.98590 del
>>98587
it will be more this year with the TTT + if they keep del toro high
I recon 350 something


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.98591 del
>>98590
McBurger is due a stage


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.98592 del
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if I pick abrahamsen and he wins 1 stage and nothing else he gets less points than a UAE dom


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.98593 del
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>>98592
that's exactly why I was looking
like that other bert says, one breakaway stage + TTT + TT for mcnuggets is the same as a great breakaway rider


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.98594 del
>>98582
differential picks
He's right to play like this, that's how you make the differences. You have to takes risks


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.98595 del
>>98592
I had the same exact thought.
Seems like a great pick at 6 but when you think about it he'll probably just ALL IN for a stage and maybe win.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.98596 del
>Currently, both the athletes' performance parameters and race course data are utilized to develop ideal pacing strategies for time trials or standard stages. Recently, at the Tour Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes, this kind of data modeling formed the basis for Luke Tuckwell's surprising second-place overall finish behind the Mexican standout Isaac Del Toro. 'We knew he wouldn't beat Del Toro on the climb. However, our goal was for him to finish on the podium,' Head Coach Wakefield explains, outlining the initial situation. 'So we analyzed the data from the previous two days, looking at how much time he had lost on specific climbs. We then fed in all the other information regarding temperature, humidity, course length, and gradient. From this, we deduced how quickly Del Toro would conquer the upcoming mountains, assuming a specific power output in watts per kilogram of body weight.'

This, in turn, allowed the team to calculate how much time Tuckwell would lose—and what performance he would need to deliver to ultimately secure a spot on the podium. That strategy successfully played out in the actual mountains as well.

Thank you Bora Bulls, my new GPU will cost as much as my road bike.

>enraged pepe.jpg


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.98597 del
>Another application area for Artificial Intelligence is in-race nutrition management. 'AI helps us make precise estimates in advance. This is how we create our nutrition plans,' explains Visma coach Heijboer

jaja...


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.98598 del
>>98596
this is such absolute horseshit though
van gils pulled him from the bottom to the top, if he faltered at any moment he would have lost his podium


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.98599 del
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ChatGPT, win me the tour de france.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.98600 del
>>98598
It is really that bad.
I had irl situations like
>oh really? let me check ChudGPT...
>huh, you were right unc!


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.98601 del
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>ChatGPT, I'm a mid-thirties balding wattlet, my FTP is 3.2 W/Kg and I am planning a BIG ride (see .gpx included). Plan me a feeding and drinking strategy so I under no circumstance bonk during the ride.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.98602 del
>>98593
Is this a psyop? TTT never gives points Bert


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.98603 del
>>98601
It would be funny of ChatGPT would reply like
>43 is not mid 30s Bertacek


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.98604 del
dropped Koi to take Johannessen, I'm feeling good


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.98605 del
>>98574
Reasonable ratings. Is Pidcucktini going to ride for GC though?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.98606 del
>>98604
Feeling good about your team is a recipe for disaster


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:54 [Preview] No.98607 del
>>98605
two options - spectacularly failing to get a stage win until week 3, or hanging on to gc early on until realizing it isnt worth it


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:54 [Preview] No.98608 del
>>98602
it doesn't give 0 points, if Pog goes crazy and wins, that's 80 for him and 50 for everyone else on UAE


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.98609 del
>>98605
>>98607
he's going in with "zero pressure"


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.98610 del
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>>98603
ChatGPT can't read my elevation profile and can't read GPX, so it is only giving me generic answers.
>Given your stated goal (“don’t bonk”), summer heat (28°C), mid 30s, balding, target:

>Primary target: ~80–90 g carbs/hour
>If your gut isn’t used to it yet: drop to 60–75 g/hour rather than risking GI distress.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.98611 del
I need one more 4er. Picking Emiel but am I missing some obvious one? Are we sure Vervaeke will have enough to do something? Russo doesn't look like in great shape. Baptiste, yes, no. Not interested in top fifty spots of Quinn.
>Huub ARTZ ?
Molenaar?
Kuba OTRUBA?

All fine, none obvious.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.98612 del
>>98611
not taking a single 4 pointer


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.98613 del
>>98611
Vlad will do well
That bahrain team has jack shit to do


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.98614 del
>>98612
Bold, I think the race is too top heavy and has Pogikanker to hope for a de la Giro situation when 1/4 of 6ers score bigly.

>>98613
Seeing him as well, I guess it may be between him and Huub.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.98615 del
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>ChatGPT, create me a top 10 Velogames team
>don't fail!!!


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.98616 del
>>98611
verstrynge, asgreen, le berre
ARTZ crashed at the NC RR, don't take him


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.98618 del
>>98614
only two 6 pointers and one of them is UAE


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.98619 del
>>98616
Emiel is already in, not picking weedguy. Le Berre.. I don't know. Doesn't like the crash was hard for ARTZ but I did not know he did crash at all.
>>98618
Got Timmeke as well. So who you riding as the main category guys? Tobias Halland, Bini?


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.98620 del
>Jonas
Won all his races this season. Peak performance.
>Pogacar
Beaten by Wout (exploded knee form). Washed up. Career in free fall.

All the signs are there yet Berts will still not pick Vingegaard.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.98621 del
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>>98620
it's a principles kinda thing not based on logic


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.98622 del
>>98619
so many off guesses my Bert, but no I shan't share my entire winning team


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.98623 del
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>>98622
Why wouldn't you share your sekrits? We are all winners here.


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.98624 del
>>98608
Oh it does give points this time. Adjusted


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>
>
>


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.98626 del
>>98625
i assume this is track/trislop?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 00:37 [Preview] No.98627 del
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>>98574
how come none of these guys can take a normal fucking photo


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.98628 del
>>98533
>Work with Pog
>Bert: "No, you morons, never work with Pog!"
>Wheelsuck Pog
>Bert: "Fucking wheelsucking little BITCH, ride like a MAN"
Hmmmmmm


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.98629 del
Ah but they released a new blade rs.
Not bad looking, and bertazcek will be happy to hear they have a super record13 version, only 13k


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.98630 del
But I can't post pics :'(


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.98631 del
>>98628
No one here will tell you people should suck wheels


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 03:18 [Preview] No.98634 del
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Paul got his watch sponsor. No idea what that is, I don't care about watches


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.98635 del
>>98634
Looks like a Breitling to me, not to my tastes really.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.98636 del
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>>98629


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.98637 del
>>98635
I've always found the principle of wearing 10k€ on your watch a bit stupid to be totally honest


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.98638 del
>>98634
Next time he chutes on his hand he can now break his wrists like the rest of em


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.98639 del
>>98620
Jonas got kwakked by lenny


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.98640 del
>>98635
>>98634
Yep, Breitling Endurance Pro. Not that expensive.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.98641 del
To grug or not to grug


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.98642 del
>>98641
Did you miss the devastating news? About the child stuff. It's OVER


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.98643 del
>>98642
It's just the beginning now


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.98644 del
>>98641
just give the kid to Adrie once it can ride a bike.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.98646 del
>>98644
GOAT cycling father, but grand father is even harder


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.98647 del
some highlights from the Sibiu Cycling tour startlist:
Julius Bert
the bora finn
pidcock
vorarlberg traitor jannis peter now riding for the youtube team
pickrell
hayter
grande dusan
bart BUIJK
lurk van der moar
marriage
tarling


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.98648 del
>>98647
Did you know some people call the Sibiu Cycling Tour the sixth Grand Tour


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.98649 del
>>98648
yes, it's common knowledge as is the sixth monument, that I don't even need to mention anymore.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.98650 del
>MVDP 2028 would be a beautiful end


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.98651 del
grug will sadly never win anything meaningful ever again, it's over


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.98652 del
>>98629
>>98636
i wonder if you could even find a bike mechanic who would be willing to work on campy
especially after kurwabert's fiasco


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.98653 del
>>98652
Don't you live near prague, why are you acting like you can only find shady backroom bikeshops


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.98654 del
>>98636
add mondrian colours, and I would call this me dream bike


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.98655 del
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>also not me refreshing the old thread for 3h wondering why there are no posts (and no (you)s)
I need to check the catalog more often


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.98656 del
>héFoss


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.98657 del
>>98655
please pay attention to the post saying "new thread" and don't get confused by bertaczeks cassette antics.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.98658 del
>>98653
I would assume campagnolo is quickly become arcane knowledge


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.98659 del
>>98658
It's just a groupset bro


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.98660 del
>>98656
Monstrous TTT team


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.98661 del
>>98659
Tell that to Bertacek


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.98662 del
A stream for those with Course Cycliste de Solidarnosc et des Champions Olympiques fever. Featuring right arm and Pluto, also Bertele's teammate team (KALLBERG not racing), DHAEYE the fast man, fresh Polska champ, the other MACIEJUK, BANASZEK, BANASZEK and surely many other distinguished starts I have missed.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UOE9KeEdiio [Embed]


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.98663 del
HOOGENDORN as well.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.98664 del
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6.30am along the danube today, the sun was already scorching


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Niemcy racing on an Aluminium bike in the current year heh


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.98666 del
>>98662
Extremely RARE icelander on the startlist


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.98667 del
>>98666
I once looked up strava segments on iceland which lead me to checking some profiles and I have to say anyone who rides outside there is a hard man harder than any of us


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.98668 del
>>98667
I'd like to see them commute in 38 degree, thank you very much


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.98669 del
>>98654
It does look VERY nice. Even the black and red is quite stunning I feel. But yeah, mondrian of course but they do a lot of paintjob so that'll come at some point


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.98670 del
>His contract also expires in that same year, causing Van der Poel to consider his retirement from cycling. “I think 2028 could be a nice endpoint. I’ll be 33 then, a good age to quit. But nothing is final yet. If I still have the level in 2028 and still enjoy it, then anything is still possible,” he said.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.98671 del
>>98670
Pogacar has ruined this man


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.98672 del
>>98670
That's not a good age to quit at all you lazy asshole


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.98673 del
>>98670
baiting for a nice lifelong retirement contract


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.98674 del
>>98670
>Bun in the oven
>Already talking retirement
It's over.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.98675 del
>>98671
>grug 5 flanders
Would already be retired


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.98676 del
Van der Poel's career will already be marred with asterixed
He was winning against bunch of nobodies like aert or pedersen but crumbled when a real competitor showed up

Realistically most of his monuments shouldn't count


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.98677 del
>>98676
I mean he did outsprint MADOUAS


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.98678 del
Michiel COPPENS to Cofidis, whoever the fuck that is. Does Cofidis have a quota for mediocre Belgians?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.98679 del
>>98675
He would have gone for LBL then


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.98680 del
>>98671
Golf and Fortnite ruined him


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.98681 del
Where can i bet that Trine will fuck up this Tour because of inhumanas hot weather?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.98682 del
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I just read Simon DEFRANCE (the next Seixas) will most likely sign for UAE


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.98683 del
Simon DEUAE


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.98684 del
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Between this guy and Mou, who is the greatest philosophical mind in cycling today?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.98685 del
>>98684
You're losing braincells watching this stuff


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.98686 del
>>98668
>but can they do it on a hot summer morning


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.98687 del
>>98686
he


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.98688 del
>>98676
reminder that grug folded any time his competition showed resistance, for example weedman


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.98689 del
>>98688
Weedman had magnetic wheels THOUGH. Was the same year cav won lots of stage and people were complaining about the noise


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.98690 del
>>98689
Vayer is that you?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.98691 del
Then again that last cav win was so scripted, I rewatch that stage and it's like everyone decided to sprint in slow motion


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.98692 del
>>98689
uhm hello based department?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.98693 del
>>98691
girmay winning green was the same, had to script it to appeal to africans


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.98694 del
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storm status, bertacek?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.98695 del
https://www.cyclingnews.com/news/mechanical-doping-claims-resurface-at-tour-de-france/
Ah there it is
>There is a strange noise. I can hear it while riding. It comes from the rear wheels. A strange metallic noise, like a badly adjusted chain. I've never heard that anywhere," the rider said
>Two days later, the same rider reported back pointing out that the four teams that featured the noises coming from their rear wheel. "Four teams have this little sizzle in the rear wheel," he said.
>Another rider said that talk in the peloton isn't about a motor in the crankset or seat-tube – the most popular rumour that has been circulated about possible mechanical doping in the past decade or so. Instead, he talked of an energy recovery system similar to the technology used in Formula 1 cars. "There is no longer talk of a motor in the crankset or an electromagnet system in the wheel rims, but of a device hidden in the hub," he said. "We are also talking about an energy recuperator via the brakes. The inertia is stored like in Formula 1."

And of course, an old time classic
>A third rider, not quoted in the article, is also reported to have raised concerns about the situation. One of the riders noted the relative strength of the four teams in question, with 13 of the 19 stages so far having been shared among them. Who will dare to speak out? We're not doing anything, and the situation is serious," one of the riders said. "Usually, we have a team that dominates. Or a team that is weaker than the others. That's sport... This year, four teams are far above the rest. The smallest rider who signs with them becomes very strong. If he changes team, he becomes average again. How can you explain that?"


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.98696 del
>>98693
now this is slander while in reality girmay just did okay while everyone else sprinted like shit


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.98697 del
>>98691
They had to do 10 sprint stages per year for 2 years in a row. You can be sure ASO gave the call
>PLEAAASE


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.98698 del
>>98696
it is not only slander, but the truth - ASO needs their money


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.98699 del
>>98695
>"We are also talking about an energy recuperator via the brakes. The inertia is stored like in Formula 1."
yeah sure thats how this works, kek


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.98700 del
>>98699
Complete schizo, this is probably guillaume martin once again


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.98701 del
How many followers do you have on MyPuffy?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.98702 del
>>98684
I've seen this man's cock and balls.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.98703 del
https://tourview.pages.dev/


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.98704 del
We've discussed this before. It's in the archives.

Simply put:
>Designer molecules using unrecognizable epitopes, fully immunocompatable
>undetectable synthetic hemoglobin analogs
>recombinant 2,3-BPG.
>lactate shuttle vans
>cardiomyocyte gene therapy (adenovirus vector...ever wonder why these guys always have colds?)
>AI-programmed collagen formulation for optimum tendon elastic modulus
>pulmonary "deshunting" to increase alveolar ventilation and gas exchange
>on the fly blood rheology optimization (third spaced component reservoirs with real time thromboelastography and dosage via voltage controlled lymphovenous valves)
>Van Eck phreaking continuous heart rhythm analysis and optimization
>Nanomanufacturing of carbon frames for piezoelectric "nanomotoring"
>Implanted CN9/CN10 neuromodulators for heart rate control and carotid body baroreceptor decoupling
>Allosteric enzymatic "supercharging" of the electron transport chain via synthetic mitochondrial infusion
>genetic enhancement via crispr-cas9
>nanobot blood boosters with erythropoiesis stimulating nanoparticles
>neural interface augmentation through neuro-silicon mesh implants
>hematopoietic stem cell engineering for enhanced oxygen carrying bio-engineered hyper-aerobic alveoli expansion
>quantum neural control for perfect muscle synchronization and individual muscle fiber control
>nano-pharmacological cognitive enhancers for supraliminal reflexes
>telomere extension therapy for enhanced recovery and virtually eternal longevity
>bioluminescent oxygen release for enhanced energy production
>bio-electronic synaptic boosters
>mitochondrial biogenesis optimization for peak endurance coupled with photosynthetic symbiote
>nano-engineered recovery nanites for rapid healing and on-the-fly ketone assembly
>quantum entanglement-powered telepathic implants for instant subvocal communication
>synthetic muscular myofibril doping and microkevlar tendon coating


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.98705 del
>>98702
Me too as he is plapping and whoring out some gook


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.98706 del
>>98701
the app is such dogshit. half of the main tabbar items are opening as modals, how did apple approve of these HIG violations


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.98707 del
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>>98701
hmmm puffy greenland clams


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.98708 del
>>98695
>2021
>four teams in question, with 13 of the 19 stages so far having been shared among them
So it's Quickstep (5 stages), UAE (3 stages), Bahrain (3 stages), and the last one ist either Alpecin or Visma or Bora (2 stages each).


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.98709 del
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>>98707
domestic violence


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.98710 del
>>98703
sweet


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.98711 del
>>98695
Weren't those 4 teams the CO huffers


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.98712 del
>>98711
Quickstep and Bahrain were particularly SULFUROUS that year


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.98713 del
>>98703
Cool. Imagine if they could add livetracker on here. Would be sweet


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.98714 del
>>98691
he broke every single spriner rule that stage he won lol


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.98715 del
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tdf fever


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.98716 del
>>98713
they say they will for the stages somewhere in the corner of the site, crisp


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.98717 del
>>98716
Nice. Now all we need is someone to give the garmin ingeneer in charge of garmin connect claude and maybe we can get rid of strava


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.98718 del
>>98703
Can't believe they are using the climb from Zwift


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.98719 del
>>98718
L'etape du tour on zwift when?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.98720 del
>>98719
genuinely don't speak such things into existence


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.98721 del
start list seems to be complete. 30 French riders seems a bit low.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.98722 del
>>98721
Probably the lowest ever


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.98723 del
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eddy and his daughter in law


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.98724 del
>>98722
last year there were 38 squeakers


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.98725 del
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>>98719
>$149 entry fee


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.98726 del
>>98721
I would say it's good for the race but it's mostly Belgians replacing them


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.98727 del
post


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.98728 del
>>98725
kek


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.98729 del
>>98727
treinbert uses the old threads, to unlock /bert/ gold status to post images, but some berts already filled it heh.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.98730 del
BTW, is wellens the best 6pts?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.98731 del
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I figured this year's startlist quality would be among the highest historically? who among big names is missing? Almeida, Wout, ROGLIC?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.98732 del
>>98729
yeah, good to know for the future


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.98733 del
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>>98730
plenty of breakaway merchants are 6 points.
>captain america
>sepp kuss
>Schlock
>van eetvelt
>top ganna
>fraud bennett
>velogame budget favorite voisard
>magnus cort
>the whole astana squad


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.98734 del
>>98733
You need someone that will keep going everyday and hope he gets multiple top 10. If not then the assists points + few top 10 of wellens is great


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.98735 del
>>98734
Quin will atleast try daily but if they let him go is other question he seems agreement incapable


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.98736 del
>>98735
quinn will win stage 2 in honor of america, mean french that might have helped a bit burgers getting independent put a TTT on the 4th of July to deny him the honor.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.98737 del
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Consider this


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.98738 del
>>98737
very good team to end up in the bottom third


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.98739 del
>>98737
we already discussed it that it's over for grug, you can upgrade the sprinter instead.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.98740 del
popular today on PCS not helpful yet to identify secret picks.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.98741 del
>>98733
ganna is an anti breakaway merchant, he'll save for the tt again


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.98742 del
>>98733
>>captain america
has to slave for Ayuso
>>sepp kuss
has to slave for Jonas
>>Schlock
not strong enough to do shit at the Tour
>>van eetvelt
washed
>>top ganna
maybe, just maybe
>>fraud bennett
fraud
>>velogame budget favorite voisard
not strong enough to do shit at the Tour
>>magnus cort
1 good result at most, or (more likely) nothing at all
>>the whole astana squad
THIS so much, I'm only mad that I can at most pick 7 of them


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.98743 del
posting for images


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.98744 del
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how do you predict a stage like pic related even
can be anything from a sprint to zimmermann


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.98745 del
>>98744
If montsegur was a little bit steeper this would be a pogi stage. As it is it's a healy stage


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.98746 del
I think I'll just put all my money on verstrynge giving me the break points
grug dnf week 2 for his mountainbiking in august anyway


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.98747 del
Ineos and Lidl have been training their TTT on an motorsport race track adjust your expectations accordingly


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.98748 del
>>98747
love the obsession with the TTT and then when they hit the tourmalet they'll throw with multiple minutes


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.98749 del
>>98746
he said he won't


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.98750 del
>>98749
he's winning on the Champs


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.98751 del
>>98749
oh yeah he'll suddenly get a cold instead probably


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.98752 del
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fuck grug stupid slurper stupid dumbass who pulls with pog there I said it fuck him


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.98753 del
>>98752
Grug will retire before becoming a wheelsucker like wout


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.98754 del
>>98752
hes one of the few riders who actually bothers fighting him
don't throw the toys out of the pram


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.98755 del
>>98752
grug isn't a wheelsucker, he looks at the profile and decides he won't even go above z2 of there's any climb longer than 3km


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.98756 del
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>>98574
>Remco.... 2 stars

Generous


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.98757 del
>>98756
those who curse remco will be cursed


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.98758 del
>>98756
6.8 w/kg ftp and you're laughing
the man is officially stronger than vingo and you're laughing!


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.98759 del
congo bros, we're dabbing on the anglos


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.98760 del
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>>98759
woooohoooo lets fucking go congochads


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.98761 del
Belgisch-Kongo strong, king Leopold would be proud.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.98762 del
Chad DR Kongo beating the virgin CJ Obongo.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:28 [Preview] No.98763 del
>hé
for six. Adjoosting.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.98764 del
The whole Shitneos team is 8 or 6, kek.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.98765 del
Volta a Portugal Feminina is van ons


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:33 [Preview] No.98766 del
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>>98764
make a funny name and the first stage is yours


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.98767 del
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OK, locking this one (no)


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.98768 del
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>wins


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:02 [Preview] No.98769 del
>>98768
I have 5 of these runners


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:02 [Preview] No.98770 del
>>98769
congrats winner


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:03 [Preview] No.98771 del
>Giulio Pellizzari will not participate in the Vuelta a España later this year. This is reported by La Gazzetta dello Sport and Ciclo21. The Italian climber will complete an alternative program, consisting of several Spanish races and the necessary autumn races in his home country.

completely buck broken


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:04 [Preview] No.98772 del
>>98771
End of career


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.98773 del
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Not sure it was worth the tokens but there it is


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.98774 del
>>98773
if pogi fades I'd take del taco and seixas above memeco


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:12 [Preview] No.98775 del
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Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.98776 del
how do you recover doing 2 stages on the same day?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VptyNgkRqis [Embed]


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.98777 del
>>98772
please understand, Italians don't like to race outside of Italy


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.98778 del
>>98773
>wellens
>ganna


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.98779 del
The Rapeman 300 is pretty cool
I'm gonna buy 50 of them and stack the like a tower
Thanks for the recommendation berts


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.98780 del
>vertrynge is 4
>ramses is 6
lmao


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:35 [Preview] No.98781 del
>>98780
Emil was 6 last year and scored only assists points


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:35 [Preview] No.98782 del
>>98780
berts keep complaining about veloflation, but the bargain bin is filled with great deals.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.98783 del
Matteo?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.98784 del
>>98783
shan't


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.98785 del
>>98781
first year as a full fledged road cyclist
and first grand tour
it was understandable


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.98786 del
Riccitello? if you don't believe in American riders, then you don't believe in anything.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.98787 del
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top kek, they're so pathetic


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.98788 del
>>98787
Lance didn't give a shit about the Giro and Vuelta


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.98789 del
belgisch-kongo bros...the perfidious anglo


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.98790 del
>>98768
yeah not bad


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.98791 del
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Don't send this to grug or he'll have a z2 day that day


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.98792 del
>>98788
Why are we talking about Lance, he never won a GT


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.98793 del
>>98787
doing this before Pogi wins the Vuelta this year is so funny, are they gonna give him a special pin when he does?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.98794 del
>>98793
It's a way to say they did it before pog


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:12 [Preview] No.98795 del
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>>98788
>>98792
Lance? Who is that?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:13 [Preview] No.98796 del
>>98794
yeah ofc


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.98797 del
>>98791
you think he's gonna try on that stage? delusional


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:17 [Preview] No.98798 del
>>98797
Yeah I don't see it


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:18 [Preview] No.98799 del
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on your marks...


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:18 [Preview] No.98800 del
that bike screen lmao


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.98801 del
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my boy has juicy jambes


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.98802 del
>>98795
besides the PCS search function being dogshit it wouldn't show me lance until I put in the full name. meanwhile ulle war sauber and gets displayed properly.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.98803 del
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Seeing that Denk basically confirmed between the lines in hist latest interview that Remco will go stage hunting as much as possible as Red Bull was displeased with them not having enough GC stage victories last year, he should yield some good velopoints.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.98804 del
>>98802
if you type Van W you get Van Wilder
if you type van Wi you get nothing


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.98805 del
>Remarkable recovery sees Josh Tarling go from broken collarbone surgery to Tour de France debut in just three weeks
yes that's the wonders of Herrentals...
>"I went straight to Germany to get it pinned, so it was nice and strong straight away," Tarling explained.
wait, what? Deutschland has the technology as well?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.98806 del
axelgard lost faith in remco, it's over


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.98807 del
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Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.98808 del
>>98807
Deserved, our cycling scene is dying. Seixas is a gift from the gods but we have to keep the small clubs to take profit


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.98809 del
>>98801
>gets outscored by UAE domestiques in your path


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.98810 del
heatwave is officially over, its 19C outside


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.98811 del
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>>98807
c'est fini


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:01 [Preview] No.98812 del
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>>98811
you just know this guy is loving every minute of earning money not doing anything


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:01 [Preview] No.98813 del
>>98810
yeah its glorious but the weatherfrogs speak of the possibility of a second heat dome in the second july week and it'll be longer and hotter than the first one


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.98814 del
>>98813
the tour will get jonas'd won't it?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.98815 del
>>98814
jonas loves the heat, but we haven't had some heavy rain or hail disrupting the race in a while.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.98816 del
>>98814
Nah


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.98817 del
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>>98814
they rode through 40+ degrees before they can do it again


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:16 [Preview] No.98818 del
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huh where are my webms


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:16 [Preview] No.98819 del
>>98814
I hear it could be 40°C in the first week


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.98820 del
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direct response to suissebert


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.98821 del
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>>98819
I mean, it's already there. I doubt barcelona is much fresher


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>>98821
perfect time to visit Vienna


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.98823 del
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bertacek please get out of my feed


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.98824 del
>>98821
is the wind really that strong? What's that like


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.98825 del
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>>98821
Fuck it is, guess I am the only one that needs to suffer


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.98826 del
>>98823
at some point people should realize cycling is not for them


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.98827 del
>>98825
seems doable


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:24 [Preview] No.98828 del
>>98823
recon an extra long stem would be all that bertacek needs 2bh


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.98829 del
>>98820
hekelt? the fuck does that word mean.
>hassen
oh, well. I still don't get the context of it besides shitting on HLN boomers.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.98830 del
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>>98824
Yeah it's tramontane season. Feels pretty bad tbqh, especially at those temp.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.98831 del
>>98823
Bertacek looking SHARP
Also I think 2xl is borderline too much for me, except for heel issues


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.98832 del
>>98823
just for completeness since people here talked about reach a lot someone recommended the Mondince FM316 XL (longer reach than canyon 2xl but shorter top tube)


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.98833 del
>>98830
Oh and also fire season just started as a consequence


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:41 [Preview] No.98834 del
>>98823
phwoar


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.98835 del
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sexo


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.98836 del
>>98835
vision wheelset on a look does feel wrong


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:56 [Preview] No.98837 del
>>98835
interesting look
but fuck me is it terrible stats wise, the 10.690,00 € and 11.690,00 € builds respectively weight 7,6 kg in size M no pedals no tubes and the bike is even shorter than average. They are banking on the customer not giving a fuck about anything but the name


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.98838 del
>>98835
>with fish-scale scopes
HNNGGGG


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.98839 del
>>98837
only care about the LOOK


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 20:15 [Preview] No.98840 del
>>98837
To be fair, how many people paying 12k are actually competitive. I have boomers friends paying that much money to ride 23km/h avg around nice


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.98841 del
>Teammate fears Seixas has trained too hard: 'Tiesj even said he has never seen Vingegaard train *that* hard.'

he will be a blinding star that burns up in week 3 but by god this first 2 weeks will be glorious


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>>98840
Not bad if they are scoring vueltas over Col d'Eze


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 20:27 [Preview] No.98843 del
>>98817
>last dance of the fatman.webm
lmao, thanks for the laugh


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.98844 del
seems like we're the next country on the chopping block
getting heemed by the senegalese


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>>98840
you would be surprised, I'm fairly certain pretty much everyone who's not old, on the internet and in the market for a product in that price range cares about stats at least to the degree that it should not be worse than other flagship products. If they're buying expensive equipment they are a tryhard, even if they don't want to be they know other people will see them as a tryhard so it's even a sort of self fullfilling prophecy


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.98846 del
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Heat index 40C

This one goes out to Malawibert. All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.98847 del
>>98845
In France only boomers can afford 10k bikes. Enthousiast millennial just buy 5k canyon/van rysel


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.98848 del
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belgabwe
burgers even displayed the German text of the anthem heh.
auf König, Recht und Freiheit


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:10 [Preview] No.98849 del
footie commentary is on the same level as jose bean tbh
what a useless profession, the south americans mastered it with pure soul screaming


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.98850 del
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camper bernd still exists


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.98851 del
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today I stand with my african brothers


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.98852 del
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>>98847
here they are not too common either but I suspect that has more to do with how little gain there is over that middle price point. It's more of a mentality thing because people buy multiple bikes in the 5-8k € range instead

I was really disappointed to see that congo didn't make it oh well senegal it is


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.98853 del
>>98851
>2-0
het is vorbij.
I can't believe retards actually spend 1000 dollars and more to see football.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.98854 del
>>98853
if I had fuck you money why not, make it a nice trip to america
see the sights
eat the burgers


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.98855 del
>>98854
drink our delicious beer


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.98856 del
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>>98855
yes 5 of these will do to get a good night's sleep


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.98857 del
>>98844
Jesus what. Not watching but the stats say you are being demolished. Yes I know we were also shit


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.98858 del
>>98857
kinda entertaining, there's infighting right now too blacks vs whites


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:39 [Preview] No.98859 del
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yuros going to the burgerland to taste every different kind of fast food
and not tip a single dollar


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.98860 del
>>98858
Hmm maybe I will watch a bit, seething and squeaking is always entertaining


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.98861 del
>>98859
I have only one tip for them hehehe *unzips dick*


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:43 [Preview] No.98862 del
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>>98861


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:44 [Preview] No.98863 del
>>98859
We have many delicious foods

It's just our fast food franchises that went global


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:46 [Preview] No.98864 del
>>98863
Like what. Pizza?


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.98865 del
>>98863
donuts


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.98866 del
>>98864
BBQ our greatest culinary tradition.

But every area has its own stuff. Just take New England

Lobster rolls
Fried clams and clam bakes
New Haven pizza
Chowder

Etc


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.98867 del
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belgiumbros we are SO back


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.98868 del
WOUTISM LIVES


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.98869 del
we're so back


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.98870 del
SPIRIT OF REMCO


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.98871 del
I bet Remco is staying up late to watch Lukaku playing. this isn't good for recovery and I shan't pick him.


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Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 22:35 [Preview] No.98873 del
haha


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.98874 del
classic VAR
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/classic-var/2026/result


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 22:43 [Preview] No.98875 del
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Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 22:44 [Preview] No.98876 del
what a stupid ending, fuck "Belgium"


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.98877 del
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francophonie bros stay winnin.


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 23:50 [Preview] No.98878 del
>>98872
Remco balding


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 23:56 [Preview] No.98879 del
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>US of A is playing Bosna und Herzegovina
isn't 1 vs. 2 kinda unfair?


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.98880 del
>>98879
Remember when your country was two countries jammed together


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.98881 del
>>98880
they do cyc championships together so they are officially one country still


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.98882 del
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Not looking good for Los Estados Unidos chances going forward


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.98883 del
>>98797
Actually I checked because I couldn't understand how godon could do well, but in catalunya they do half the climb. Changes everything


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.98885 del
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Oh nonono


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.98886 del
>>98885
What are Amerigans gonna do without AC... They will be dead in MINUTES


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.98887 del
>>98885
Americans real silent since this dropped


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.98888 del
>>98887
I'm starting to suspect that those 1000 who died in Europe because of the heat are actually American tourists that couldn't handle walking and the heat.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.98892 del
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Finally below 20C at 8 o'clock.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.98893 del
Can't make meself pick Remco. 16 for a top tier stage hunter is still steep.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.98894 del
>>98767
This one is perfect btw. Tried to adjoost this morning but didn't have anything to change. PERFECT


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.98895 del
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kanter identified as secret astana pick


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.98896 del
>>98895
I assume pog-jonas pickers that are short on funds, see him as best budget sprinter.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.98897 del
>>98896
He's better than a lot of the guys that cost 8 like matthews


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.98898 del
Hummm, looking at last year winner it feels like jonas-fish teams are very hard to beat...


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.98899 del
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>>98898
I guess


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.98900 del
>>98899
A lot more "good" riders have completely given up on GC so I expect more points dilution on the mountain stages


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.98901 del
>>98900
The beginning is not that hard, a lot of your remcos lipo and co will still be close by the end of the second week


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.98902 del
So everyone will have Verstrynge and he will probably score 0 points then


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.98903 del
Damn, hill repeats before going to work isn't optimal. Kinda of feel like the nervous system is empty


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.98904 del
>>98902
Yes, but if you don't pick him he'll do great. Your choice really


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.98905 del
Fuck can't even make "consider this" shitposts because of the post limits


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.98906 del
>>98903
What kind of reps are we talking about


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.98907 del
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Anyway, consider this


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.98908 del
>>98896
Him or Wærenskjold


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.98909 del
>>98907
I have Jappe but I am considering downgrading to an 8. It is going to sting so much if he crashes or the peloton limits sprints to 3-4 instances.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.98910 del
>>98907
that's shockingly similar to my team


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.98911 del
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I don't understand insurance
I just met with a happy merchant and we upped some limits on my home and it includes almost everything,fire, disaster, migrant attacks, even personal responsibility, you forgot your keys, you get stuck in a tunnel, damages caused by me, it even covers travel expenses, BIKE expenses, even BIKE recovery like when your chain snaps and you get triple pinchazo, they will come in a car to get you. Hell even it includes a home visit ("an hour husband"), they will help you repair your facilities and appliances.
Yes there's co pay like torty euro for SOME parts.
But it all costs 100 euro a year.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.98912 del
>>98911
lets face it they ain't paying for shit and will fight you on everything and even if you win it takes years until they send you money


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.98913 del
>>98906
1-2 minute


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.98914 del
>>98911
It's because they don't pay when you have a problem and fight you to death to make you liable


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.98915 del
George really messed up with seixas. I know why he does it, casual will pick him so he wants the boring team to lose. But still


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.98916 del
>>98911
Lol even when a tree falls on your car the insurance will fight you for over a year hoping you give up


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.98917 del
>>98915
You think too far, he's just mad he made him cheap last year so he's in the punish zone like de lie and turner


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.98918 del
>>98912
>>98914
>>98916
surely the insurance company is on the common folks side


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>>98918
>the common folks in question


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.98920 del
>>98918
My dad has a rare disease and spends hours a month fighting medical insurance for stuff they already paid back in the past. Every time they try again asking for the same papers making the same bogus arguments only to comply after a while and the we do it all over again.
I wonder how many people give up we the thought it's only x00 euros it's not worth it.
Vile industry


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.98921 del
>>98885
I have five separate A/C units going full blast right now.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.98922 del
>>98920
You should see the American health insurance system.

There's a reason the CEO of our largest insurance company was assassinated and literally no one cared and many people cheered.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.98923 del
>>98922
Good


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>>98922
Based Jigsaw


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.98925 del
>Heat index 45 today
All AC units cranked to the max. Pray for my wine.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.98926 del
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I will have it known I met Dylan Greenroads this week.
Followed him and at no point was I afraid he would drive me into the barriers. Very nice guy.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.98927 del
>>98926
Very cool


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.98928 del
posting the team presentation stream very very prematurely
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5YniXqpJ_jQ [Embed]


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.98929 del
greenstreets can't drop local bert. adjoost your team.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.98930 del
>>98926
did you wheelsuck him?


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.98931 del
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he's talking about big boobs?


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.98932 del
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>>98925
Off to the /bert/ office. Let's see how stable temps are during the day.

>>98931
Utterly based fellow lover of large naturals


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teams and sponsors spamming the socials with their videos


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.98934 del
>>98926
based


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.98935 del
>>98930
Yeah for like 20 mins, till i had to go in another direction. With my still lose broken collarbone. Was doing around 300 watts mostly because he's much shorter than me, and im not tall for a Dutch man. But he is build like a brick house up close, like a powerlifter.


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little ayuso the cycling fan


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.98937 del
>>98935
His neck has always veen huge


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.98938 del
>nathan van goydonck is Jonas' driver
Lmao


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.98939 del
>>98938
jesus at the wheel


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.98940 del
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>Le 29 juin, la route du col de Sarenne était sous une coulée de boue. De quoi menacer l'ascension vers l'Alpe d'Huez, qui se tiendra la veille de l'arrivée sur les Champs Elysées.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.98941 del
>>98926
>hair
This Bert is not real.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.98942 del
>>98936
Why do these photos look like they were made in 1997.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.98943 del
>>98940
They have like a month, bertrand get a shovel you have too much free time anyway


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.98944 del
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Brtek, what are the latest noviny on Bittner. Do not do psyops.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.98945 del
>>98940
very worrying for my summer trip


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.98946 del
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Good question


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.98947 del
>>98946
W H Y


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.98948 del
>>98946
For the squeaks ofcourse.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.98949 del
>>98946
Tell me why


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.98950 del
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What the fuck is that haircut


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.98951 del
>>98950
W H Y.jpg


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.98952 del
>>98950
Week 1 and week 2 hair tufts potential extremely low. Ok potential in week 3. Adjust accordingly.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.98953 del
expect broken records


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.98954 del
>>98936
Georgia... home...


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.98955 del
Never buy these. Near impossible to put on or get off. Why did I have to get them off already? Because my inner tube got under the tire and exploded during inflation, they sit so tight.
>kurwa count: +50


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.98957 del
>>98955
do any tires even exist these days that are easy to put on when new


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.98958 del
>>98956
>>98955
noted


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.98959 del
after all the heat adaption last week 29°C feels kinda cold. and I've never passed so many people on road bikes on a weekday. did the ride in the afternoon, so I can see what cringeworthy dancers this time grace the tour presentation.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.98960 del
6km to go in central Polska
https://youtube.com/watch?v=71meGQNiCbA [Embed]


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:05 [Preview] No.98961 del
>>98960
Turd time in a row:
BOGUSŁAWSKI
FRĄTCZAK
ROUFFAER


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:08 [Preview] No.98962 del
rear derailleur cable snapped
worst part is I kinda felt it coming and kept postponing


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:09 [Preview] No.98963 del
>>98962
now you have wireless shifting for free


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:10 [Preview] No.98964 del
>>98962
heh, the 2 gear special.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.98965 del
>>98963
next bike I'm going wireless


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.98966 del
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back to bling mode


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.98967 del
so how long are the pads in the bib shorts supposed to last? didn't feel much cushioning was left in my oldest bibs.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.98968 del
>>98950
lol what


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.98969 del
>>98950
dios mio, la creatura dopado


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.98970 del
we live in uefalona or farca, whatever you like to call it.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.98971 del
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Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.98972 del
time to check who is lean to adjust


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.98973 del
>Mathieu van der Poel is ambitious for the team time trial: "Giving ourselves a chance to still go for the yellow jersey"
adjusted


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.98974 del
no entiendo, por favor habla en espanol.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.98975 del
hmmm, merlol is the stronger sprinter...watching the highlights from last year


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.98976 del
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ynr gaviria's big cock


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.98977 del
Can we speak a language I more or less understand?


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.98978 del
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astana with a new rider


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.98979 del
>>98977
jazeker


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.98980 del
thanks picnic post nl and now fuck off as quickly as possible kek


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.98981 del
it's really funny having wawa and john beton as your main guys
takes me back to my youth


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.98982 del
waar is de lie?


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.98983 del
>>98982
taking a shit


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.98984 del
>>98982
probably vomiting from being ill or stuffing his fat face


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.98985 del
4/cyc/ claiming that frumdawg officially retired.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.98986 del
>>98967
How old are they? I have many bibs for many years. Usually the seams start to fail first here


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.98987 del
>>98982
>Arnaud De Lie will not be at the team presentation for the Tour de France in Barcelona this evening. The 24-year-old Walloon is suffering from stomach problems. His team, Lotto-Intermaché, announced this on social media.

I genuinely think they're poisoning him at this point because he's leaving the team


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.98988 del
>>98986
6 years, I wear them primarily on shorter rides. the seams are still alright.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.98989 del
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dude


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.98990 del
benny hill looking good but he hasn't ridden good


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.98991 del
HE'S RUNNING TO THE LINE


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.98992 del
HAHAHAAHHA is this why he never announced his retirement


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.98993 del
>>98988
6 years seems quite long to me. I dont know what the lifespan of these things is supposed to be but i can imagine the cushioning deteriorating like pillows do


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.98994 del
team never say israel not getting booed this time.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.98995 del
>>98987
AAHAHAHAAHAH
what a kwab of the century


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.98996 del
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last bastion of sponsorless has fallen


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.98997 del
torstein trein heh


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.98998 del
>soren warkenwold


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.98999 del
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eat cheese
the danish


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:07 [Preview] No.99000 del
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Thank you so much. Gudlack!


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.99001 del
how dare intermarché treating him so badly, like allowing him to return to Eritrea whenever he wanted.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.99002 del
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man in question


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.99003 del
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>lame
>I wish I was retired and playing golf right now


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.99004 del
how high will they get in the TTT, they're all big guys (for you)


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.99005 del
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france has fallen


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.99006 del
top kek, fuck off FDJ


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.99007 del
>>99005
Brutal mog, no homo.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.99008 del
ayuso chewing gum like the most braindead retard on earth fucking hell
he's off my team


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.99009 del
>>99008
Incredibly infuriating.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.99010 del
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america fuck yeah
and wodrow wilsons pet project czechoslovkia


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:17 [Preview] No.99011 del
Not watching always drinking marching band sorry. Will fight with the second tire now.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:17 [Preview] No.99012 del
where do they keep finding these acts


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.99013 del
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they are reusing the same clip for the femmes like last year. didn't bother to make a new one heh.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.99014 del
puck jumpscare


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.99015 del
>>99013
Good, Polska gurom.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.99016 del
AL-BAHRAIN VICTORIOUS


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.99017 del
>e matador des gatos


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:27 [Preview] No.99018 del
Chat says BIDEN is dead.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:27 [Preview] No.99019 del
Chat lies.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No.99020 del
>>99018
good riddance


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.99021 del
>fuck off, please


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.99022 del
when are those shitbongs going to put a proper union jack on their jersey


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.99023 del
>Pidders will have to step up if he wants a good GC result. But does he? The 26-year-old Brit says he goes to Barcelona without ambition, wanting to enjoy the next three weeks.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:30 [Preview] No.99024 del
cuties miring the seixas


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:30 [Preview] No.99025 del
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seixas hype already died down


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:31 [Preview] No.99026 del
SEIXAS


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.99027 del
I like him, non bullshit answer


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.99028 del
LIPO (and Remco)


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.99029 del
van gils dark horse pick


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.99031 del
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REMCO REMCO REMCO


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.99032 del
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Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.99033 del
Remco not skelly.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.99034 del
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Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.99035 del
>>99028
can’t wait for that german shit to get EXPOSED


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.99036 del
remco speaks French you know


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.99037 del
>the golden sunglasses


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.99038 del
>>99033
he looks skelly, he's as thin as hindley


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.99039 del
holy rehearsed text lipowitz


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.99040 del
>>99038
I need to see cheekbones in setting sun backdrop, otherwise not skelly.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.99041 del
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Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.99042 del
next after remco comes the next remco


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.99043 del
based Castrillo gigachad


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.99044 del
>>99041
Lowland Jake Gyllenhaal.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.99045 del
here come the villains


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.99046 del
>>99041
HLN say’s he’s the captain


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.99047 del
>>99035
can't wait for that Belgian shit to drop and abandon on the first big mountain


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.99048 del
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sepp kuss


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.99049 del
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he pisses in bidons you know


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.99050 del
he said vingeghoul


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.99051 del
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can't wait for jonas to do the thing again...not really


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.99052 del
POGI POGI POGI


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.99053 del
tirreno d'auvergna


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.99054 del
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straight outta compton


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.99055 del
Pogacar is turbo villain maxxing and I’m here for it


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.99056 del
>>99055
The racing will be a bit boring but it'll make up for it on the seething


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.99057 del
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Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.99058 del
>>99054
lowkey terrifying sight


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.99059 del
so what now?


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.99060 del
>>99057
peak performance.jpg


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.99061 del
>>99054
>How much doping?
>yes


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.99062 del
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>>99056
Same.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.99063 del
Italians have the superior milf game, but we knew that already


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.99064 del
>>99059
we dance


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.99065 del
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wat


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:46 [Preview] No.99066 del
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finally a bike for bertacek that doesn't squeak


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.99067 del
I actually like it


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.99068 del
>>99066
even his imagined bike squeaks, he's schizocek


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.99069 del
Ahh I know why paul is 18. You can't take the big three


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.99070 del
bald men holding up the cuties


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.99071 del
climbing down? they could simply collapse the tower


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.99072 del
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the Puck Moonen grabbed the bald guys crotch


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>>99072
we have word filters here? kek
also dirty feet


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 17:54 [Preview] No.99074 del
>>99073
I have word filters just for the spammers. but that includes the l word yes.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.99075 del
wish memco was in my team


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.99076 del
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most unflattering pic of Remco they could find


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.99077 del
>>99076
why does it remind me of a Buddhist monk


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:03 [Preview] No.99078 del
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what's his obsession with Baudin? just having Kanter as sprinter allows for a 4th GC rider in a pogi team.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.99079 del
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>>99075
just do it


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.99080 del
>>99078
Fuck now I need to change my team


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:08 [Preview] No.99081 del
Twenty minutes of fight and second tire is on.
I am not even carrying spares. Will never get these tires off and on in the wild.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.99082 del
>>99078
Not hating. 6 rider overlap.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.99083 del
>>99078
fuck that's 90% my team, I did NOT steal it


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.99084 del
>>99081
second time is always easier


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.99085 del
>>99078
His take on the sprinter stages is not great imo.
This is the TDF, team do drill it.
He underestimates the amount. Especially to have wellens in lmao


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.99086 del
>>99078
His team is better than mine. It's over.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.99087 del
>>99085
I think girmay is a fair compromise, he'll have the most opportunities outside of pedersen en phil


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.99088 del
>>99087
I'm leaning mads


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.99089 del
>>99088
He’s been bad all year but I guess he’ll be hungry getting those top fives


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.99090 del
>>99088
I would pick mads will win but he's running almost solo and the black pearl has an entire team devoted to him


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.99091 del
memco and lipo aced the duo interview basically already won the tour la


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.99092 del
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lance and ulle


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Fuck it. If I go down I go down


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.99096 del
>>99090
Yeah just looked at his train and it's sad. I guess I'll go jasper again. Just pick the best train has always been a good option


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:28 [Preview] No.99097 del
>>99095
I like it, soulful


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.99098 del
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Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:40 [Preview] No.99099 del
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Agua...por favor ..


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:40 [Preview] No.99100 del
consider the following: aranburu


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.99101 del
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my bike is bertaceking, there's something wrong with the shifting. It skips the 12t cog for some reason and in both directions, it goes 13t -> 11t and 11t -> 13t and the shift from 14t to 13t is also a bit delayed. What the hell is that how do I even go about diagnosing what's going on here


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.99102 del
>>99101
Mine also has strange gearing problems but it's 100% the cable. I'll fix it when I come back


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.99103 del
>>99099
sorry hombre I ain't got any water and I'm keeping the cash. I'm not coming back either


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.99104 del
>>99099
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z0WtOfMsAW4 [Embed]


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.99105 del
>>99101
that has to be cable tension no?


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.99106 del
>>99105
ah its on the road bike so ultegra di2


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:54 [Preview] No.99107 del
>>99101
please stand by, our chief mechanic will be back soon to analyze your problem.
I had something similar, when I didn't insert the wheel back properly.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:54 [Preview] No.99108 del
>>99106
oh I know nothing about that, how does that even happen with electronic shifting


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.99109 del
>>98996
disappointing


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:56 [Preview] No.99110 del
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We hiking in the Kingdom Come region.
100% humidity, not very cool.

I need latest insights from team presentation, who looked SHART? who looked LEAN? who looked MORBIDLY OBESE?


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.99111 del
>>98944
He was gravely injured whole spring


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.99112 del
>>99110
I hear the red bull duo is looking good


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.99113 del
>>99110
remco has some chub, de lie called in sick again, pogi unhinged evil now.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.99114 del
it's really hard to guess who will be in yellow after the TTT


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:02 [Preview] No.99115 del
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fukushima did irreparable harm to the world


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:03 [Preview] No.99116 del
>>99114
Carapaz


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.99117 del
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>optak for the team classification
damn he's cranking out articles for that dollar now


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.99118 del
>>99114
Ineos


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.99119 del
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>>99117
youth classification


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.99120 del
how real is the >remco will go for stages bit and how many stages will he go for


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.99121 del
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>>99119
points


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.99122 del
>>99118
but who is the finisher? diseased vauq?


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.99123 del
>>99122
y


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.99124 del
>>99114
my guess it will be Pog and he will keep it the whole Tour for total domination


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.99125 del
>>99120
still wont pick the seether


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.99126 del
>>99124
he's never had it from day one has he, so he probably will


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:10 [Preview] No.99127 del
>>99126
ynr navarez cucking him in il giro


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.99128 del
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>mcnulty launches del toro en pogi first ascent
>del toro launches pogi second ascent
other teams will need 20 seconds at the foot of the final climb


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:13 [Preview] No.99129 del
>>99128
wait, it's the same shitty TTT rules from the Dauphiné? that's lame.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:14 [Preview] No.99130 del
>>99129
the old TTT is dead in ASO races


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.99131 del
>>99126
That and the Swiss tour showed he's willing to go scorched earth this season


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.99132 del
>>99131
yeah, having a 6pt UAE dom will pay major dividends


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.99133 del
>>99108
no clue but the issue seems to be with the right shifter because if I change rd shifting to the left shifter buttons it works as it should


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.99134 del
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Ugly bike


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.99135 del
>>99134
it's not that bad, I even like the steering fork


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.99136 del
>>99135
Yeah at least it looks different from the other bikes. Still though, it's ugly


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.99137 del
it's so hard to pick three guys that have a good shot of ending up in the top-10 GC, let alone top-5, if you want points anywhere else


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.99138 del
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I am having mechanical issue with my hiking shoes
Basically my leg is kinda thin (I mean, toned) for its size and my shoes have quite large entrance resulting with galactic shitton of pebbles, leaves and shiet falling in. Probably will have to buy that cover thingy.
Pic related.


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.99139 del
>>99134
I like it too. Seems very fast if the geo suits you


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.99140 del
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>>98987
>The 24-year-old Walloon is suffering from stomach problems.
Huffed too much carbon monoxide?


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.99141 del
>>99138
I got some gaiters for my boots but I haven't used them yet


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.99142 del
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>>99134
looks good


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.99143 del
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>>99138
Apparently it is called "trail gaiters"
One thing AI is good for is I can describe things like a retard and it gives me the correct name


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.99144 del
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>>99139
even better color options, too, though the burgundy ain't bad


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.99145 del
>>99140
I assume many Tour riders are gulping down bicarbonate baking soda in the days leading up to the Tour. A few grams here and there can be the difference between no benefit and shitting your pants


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.99146 del
>>99137
I've given up on scoring points anywhere else
carapaz will have to do


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.99147 del
>>99142
why is the top tube moldy


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.99148 del
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BAM


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.99149 del
>>99143
PPATTT >>99141


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.99150 del
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>>99149


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.99151 del
>>99148
buy one for me too la


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.99152 del
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>left shifter shifts the rd
>right shifter doesn't shift at all anymore
>left shifter now also doesn't shift anymore
>app doesn't recognize either
>disconnecting and reconnecting the shifter doesn't do anything
thats it huh


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.99153 del
>>99148
pretty cool. Tire clearance of effectively 40 mm means it doubles as a champagne gravel racer too


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.99154 del
>>99152
need to replace the shifter batteries?


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.99155 del
>>99154
nah they're wired, I'm trying to reset the system by unplugging the battery for a few minutes now


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.99156 del
I like the wahoo hr monitor, but proprietary charging cable is so cancerous


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.99157 del
>>99153
we have fully wrapped around aero gravelbikes just being the norm


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.99158 del
lmao Austria


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.99159 del
>>99057
no herpes for a change?


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.99160 del
kinda surprised that I haven't seen any teams (I don't think) with a certain rider


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.99161 del
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fucking hell


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.99162 del
>>99161
always on a hair trigger with this guy, totally normal question


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.99163 del
did we discuss FROOME officially retiring?


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.99164 del
>>99160
You mean BLACK? You racist piece of shit
>>99163
I just know he will come back like Lance did


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.99165 del
>>99164
>BLACK
n-no, I mean Son of Jorge


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.99166 del
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>>99161
Seething session has finally started
Been too long


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.99167 del
>>99165
well hes just not that good and those 10p can go elsewhere


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.99168 del
>>99161
tbh this is what B*lgium does to a mf i think. We Dutch cut everyone down who is reaching for greatness, the Germans are retarded, French are insane etc etc


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.99169 del
>>99167
he was 6th in points last year and he's at basically the same level this year, I don't know why I'm giving this away for free


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.99170 del
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Team made in 5 minutes. Not going to sweat it.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.99171 del
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Might just have a glass of green wine and some cheap fish this very evening


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.99172 del
made pizza, no pics


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.99173 del
wake up swiss bert it’s your time


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.99174 del
>>99095
Not going to lie I want to steal this one.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.99175 del
>>99173
>hydration break at 15 degree
I don't think people understand how much that old ASO lady is saving the sport of cycling


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.99176 del
Wait assman is doing the tour? 8pts is not that much


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.99177 del
>>99173
Saving us from billions in riot


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.99178 del
>>99176
he had a good tour but does lighting strike twice
>>99177
kek


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.99179 del
>>99178
Good giro too.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.99180 del
>>99179
Too good even, might not give him enough room this tdf


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.99181 del
>>99163
What was his reason for denying it for 6 months


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.99182 del
>>99173
good morning. us French speaking countries all won unlike the German ones.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.99183 del
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Already given up


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.99184 del
huh test


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.99185 del
>>99182
Truely we are vainquers


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Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.99187 del
>>99182
>>99185
Based


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.99188 del
>>99183
I think the dude didn't even checked the stages and thought it was the same climb as catalunya. This is just a 3 loop of la redoute lmao, he has 0 chances


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.99189 del
Looks like Chorwacja got robbed but you should not lose to Portugalia with Alaphilippe tier CR.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.99190 del
>>99189
Ronaldo is the mark cavendish of football. They will rig him to the final against old messi


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.99191 del
>>99177
its just delayed and will be more intense. the chimpout VILL happen


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.99192 del
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back in Tyrol for a few days, in comfy 17C, its even a bit cold here actually. might bring my long sleeve to this rampa today


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.99193 del
>>99192
oh boi, that short 5.5% breather to recover


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.99194 del
>>99192
Yeah, your hinter will hurt.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.99195 del
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Was looking through old kurwatour photos, how bad was this cute lesbian's blood had to be looking, no races this season.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.99196 del
Montpellierbert surrounded by flames, stay safe brother


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.99197 del
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Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.99198 del
>>99190
Sorry Bert, it will be USA vs Messi. The whole "sport" is rigged, with VAR they can do whatever the fuck they want. Artificial hype will be created, there is so much money to be made if they can get the Americans


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.99199 del
>>99196
Escaping to Italy as we speak


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.99202 del
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Unsure about the look, probably will be better when the light tan side gets dirty.
Preferred fresh orangy tan more on those cotton hell of the norths, but it got ugly when it got dirty.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.99203 del
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oh no no no


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.99204 del
>>99203
Legendary keep getting them checks performance.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.99205 del
>>99202
Black bike and tan sidewalls is a good combo, looks good.

We won't be discussing your seat stays, however.

>>99203
>Bilks Israel out of millions of dollars, just for the love of the game
Amazing.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.99206 del
>>99202
Is it an XS or is your head garbantual?
Nice propa saddlebag too, VERY cool


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.99207 del
>>99205
Hey, at least the go all the way to top tube. The gimmick Zertz doesn't do a lot but it also 100% does make a difference.

>>99206
Why drive around some weightweenie s saddle bag which only fits a multitool and a co2 canister, might as well get something that fits a 20cm tire lever.
And I have a notoriously big noggin, me mom always said she had issues buying children hats for me, helmet is Prevail 2 XL.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.99208 del
Czechs stealing bikes in Polska, how the tables have turned.
Although these might also be quite gypsy "Czechs".

>“32-letni obywatel Czech i jego 39-letnia rodaczka zostali wylegitymowani, a następnie zatrzymani i przewiezieni do komisariatu. Śledczy ustalili, że para obcokrajowców od 15 do 26 czerwca bieżącego roku mogła ukraść na terenie Krakowa, a następnie przewieźć do swojego kraju nawet kilkanaście rowerów” - przekazują śledczy.
ji


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.99209 del
>>99208
this corresponds with bertaczek claiming to be on a hike and not posting here while he's actually in Poland to acquire a new bike.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.99210 del
>>99209
You told me not to get "german" bike so i got a polish one


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.99211 del
>>99210
purchase canyon bicycle with new handlebars they are very good ja ja


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.99212 del
>>99210
If you find a look size m contact me


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.99213 del
>>99202
I like those tanwalls, clean look. But that tiny stem makes the bike look a bit off imo, but I guess that's just personal anatomy.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.99214 del
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What did you say about not skelly


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.99215 del
>>99161
remtism


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.99216 del
>>99214
Berts were saving you from the temptation


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.99217 del
>>99214
If Remco could dial in his nutrition/performance balance I'd say he'd still be clearly 3rd in the Tour, but I'm worried he's at the "not eating enough to progress/recover" stage


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.99218 del
Gonna stream movie tomorrow. How many replies I need for image poasting?


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.99219 del
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>Midden-Brabant Poop Ompoop


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.99220 del
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My daughter is starting her month-long holiday from kindergarten, so life will be even more difficult with the baby who doesn't sleep and the energetic 2.5year old at the temper tantrum stage both at home. Wife allowed me to do a slightly longer rape before the inevitable loss of training hours. Good stuff, 2x35min high sweetspot and some endurance work afterwards for a total of 42 eggs.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.99221 del
So we're watching Sumo, an Indian, - hopefully - masterpiece on July 4th.
At 11 and 21:00 CEST. That is 9 and 19:00 UTC, 5am and 3pm East Coast burger time.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.99222 del
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>>99221
Now?


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.99223 del
EMERGENCY VELOGAME BROADCAST
Ayuso has been sick since dauphiné


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.99224 del
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Two frauds and a legend


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.99225 del
>>99223
Adjuste- oh no wait I never pick Ayuso because he SUCKS ASS


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.99226 del
>>99223
Never pick ayuso the dude dnf at the first wind


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.99227 del
>>99223
He might just be more fragile than Almeida which is impressive


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.99228 del
>>99161
If he is this angry after a 2 month break from racing imagine how much seethe we will be getting already from stage 1.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.99229 del
>>99222
please make some posts before posting an image, thank you for your understanding.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.99230 del
>>99223
It's okay, if I pick someone to replace him, the replacement will announce after first stage that he is sick and his wife is pregnant


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.99231 del
>>99230
Luckily that norge is gay


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.99232 del
>>99231
Excuse me, bigot, this is the year 2026, men can get pregnant.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.99233 del
>>99232
We don't so thzt anymore


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.99234 del
>>99233
We WHAT


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.99235 del
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wanted to break me PR, but was not even close (2 minutes slower over 34min), but was kino anyways up in the clouds


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.99236 del
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>>99235
hehe


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.99237 del
>>99235
Cool


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.99238 del
Actually funny how hated Quin Simmons is in commentsections for being a Migger


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.99239 del
>>99235
>2min slower
How skelly were you?


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.99240 del
I'm in girona airport, they have bike tools to build up your bike. Cute but most flights are to engl***


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.99241 del
>>99239
around 69kg, now 73ish


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.99242 del
>>99241
I was also 69, 15 years ago. Then I started lifting and never left 78-82 zone


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.99243 del
That being said I really want to start running again and for that I'd need to lose wieght. My old knees aren't as strong as they used to be


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.99244 del
>>99243
>r*nning with old knees
don't do it


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.99245 del
>>99240
due to security measures from ETA there are no luggage lockers in Spanish trein stations, but they have them in bus stations. Basques don't like bombing bus stations? I don't get it.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.99246 del
>>99245
It's way less vital. A bus stop you can move 40 meters. A train station not so much


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.99247 del
>>99244
Good for the bones. And easier to do when moving for work


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.99248 del
>>99243
I've been incorporating some 10-15km easy runs in my training and it's kinda nice


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.99249 del
>>99248
Yeah main trick would be start slow and once per week. Last time I tried to outrun some feasting session in Italy it didn't go well


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.99250 del
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I have the option to do the Passo dello Stelvio from both sides tomorrow, including DS car (me dad) with jackets and water bottles. I might do it


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.99251 del
>>99250
Don't want to be that guy but I've heard horror story about it, especially in summer. Maybe it's too early for the dutch be I don't think so


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.99252 del
>>99250
there's a 3rd way up from Switzerland


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>>99251
that and weather are my biggest concerns. picrel was two days ago


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.99254 del
>>99252
is it unpaved still?


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.99255 del
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what a disgusting pos


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.99256 del
>>99255
anglos am I right


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.99257 del
>>99255
9/10 on scale of punchable faces


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.99258 del
the Tour starts tomorrow :)


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.99259 del
>>99254
they paved it a couple of years ago


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.99260 del
>>99258
it's finally summer


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.99261 del
Serious fire around Girona too. Maybe they can Jonas the second stage already


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.99262 del
>>99261
climate activists putting in the work eh


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.99263 del
BIG ride tomorrow, finally


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.99264 del
cable replaced
went completely smooth thank allah


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.99265 del
>>99255
Dan's freaking hilarious. I don't know what you Berts are talking about.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.99266 del
>>99264
can't fix my shit so I'm relegated to gr*vel cucking until new shifters arrive


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.99267 del
I haven't adjusted once


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.99268 del
>>99267
Really debating swapping out Ayuso. But I don't think so. He'll be good, safe for top ten, maybe top 5


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.99269 del
>>99268
>maybe top 5
This mofo is the new DNF Martinez IMHO


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.99270 del
>>99268
Least obvious psyop


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.99271 del
>>99267
Me neither. After picking the best 3 riders of the race I had no budget left to make any decisions.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.99272 del
>>99266
>new shifters
the fuck, how did you manage to break your old ones?


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.99273 del
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>some berts can't fix their shit
couldn't be me


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.99274 del
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so called "experts" are actually rating lipo below ayuso for this tour


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.99275 del
>>99272
they went to sleep
forever
>>99273
it's a bertacek story for real real


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.99276 del
>>99275
Wouldn't have happened if you used the old method of mechanical shifting


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.99277 del
slapped some fresh wax on me chain, that's all of maintenance I did. but I will have to replace the cables sooner than later.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.99278 del
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>>99276
...yes


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.99279 del
>>99276
>Wouldn't have happened if you used a fixie
ftfy


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.99280 del
>>99278
It is what it is. How much for new shifters?


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.99281 del
>>99280
200€ they are on a 50% discount in one shop
coincidence? I think not


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.99282 del
>>99281
It's not too bad then. I'd be suspicious too


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.99283 del
>>99281
Might as well buy a new canyon bike


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.99284 del
>>99283
I'm not lying when I saw the new handlebars look good


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.99285 del
if I get dentist money I really might get that Orbea


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.99286 del
still not buying a canyon, I don't like this psyop


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.99287 del
>>99285
Buy the LOOK


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.99288 del
>>99287
THIS


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.99289 del
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Are these motherfu(kers making fun of us,Berts?


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.99290 del
>>99284
I thought you meant the the ones with integrated bike computer
Which ones you mean?


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.99291 del
>>99286
you HAVE to, I get a comission if you use refer code BERTCYC


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.99292 del
>>99268
I swapped him out for the norge, the moment he said he was sick is a sign for me to dodge since he's a frail dude


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.99293 del
>>99266
did you actually find out what the issue was since you're buying new ones
isn't it almost impossible for both to die


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 17:41 [Preview] No.99294 del
congrats to suissebert and his gf chabbey on the pregnancy


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.99295 del
>>99294
so that was the reason she wouldn't start at the tour and they were saying something of sickness.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.99296 del
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>>99294


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.99297 del
>>99296
looking lean suissebert


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.99298 del
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she even posted her positive test (baby doping), 9 months of silent ban.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.99301 del
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>>99296
The frog?


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.99302 del
>>99301
One of us


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.99303 del
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Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 18:48 [Preview] No.99304 del
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>>99303


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.99305 del
>L’Equipe informs that Ben O’Connor had already decided about his future before the biggest race. He will go back to the team he was in, Decathlon CMA CGM, and he will strengthen the team around Paul Seixas.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.99306 del
>>99305
Bon voyage cunt!


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.99307 del
>>99305
what will happen to jayco then?


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.99308 del
>>99307
they should hire fellow Australian Gall then


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.99309 del
>>99307
the guy putting in the money stops next year, the team is dead


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.99310 del
>>99307
They'll build a super sprint train around Ackermann haha


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.99311 del
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>plans for tomorrow
I might've bit of more than I can chew


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.99312 del
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>>99311


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.99313 del
>>99305
Good signing. He should never have left.


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.99314 del
>>99311
abnormal


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.99315 del
new kijkers dropped


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.99316 del
>>99315
brutal course, might watch


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.99317 del
We all have the same team do we?


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.99318 del
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>>99317


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.99319 del
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>>99318
lmao, do we just approach velogame singularity at some point


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.99320 del
>>99319
I think george fucked up, lipo and dopo are impossible to pass on


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.99321 del
>>99320
lipo defintely and vingo/seixas/remco are almost impossible to pair with pogi without giving up on everything else


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.99322 del
>>99317
everyone has the same sprinter (or kanter), pogi, lipo and toro
i still don't see the value in verstrynge, seems like velogamebait


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.99323 del
>>99322
who else are you gonna pick, most of them are bad
robbe dhondt?


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.99324 del
>>99323
all 6 pointers and skipping out on the norge


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.99325 del
>>99324
may the best bert win


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.99326 del
>>99324
Slock has probably ran out of dopage by now Bert, that will be 0 points


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.99327 del
>>99326
i have a pick not a lot of people will think of actually


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 22:20 [Preview] No.99328 del
(3.78 MB 574x962 2024-03-08 14-48-58.webm)


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.99329 del
>>99328
good job not dying in you are race big brtek


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.99330 del
>>99327
>picking Foss


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.99331 del
>mads is torty
>grug gonna be a father
>w*ut is a busted husk
it's never been more voorbij


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.99332 del
huh, intervals has a /tdf/ mode, seems pretty neat


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.99333 del
https://www.intervals.icu/tour-de-france-2026/


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.99334 del
>>99333
THis is nice, but not completely on points for the climb profile. Will post pic when boss allows me too


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.99335 del
Healy, carapaz or arensman? I think the question is more which stages will be allowed to go as a breakaway. Since they are so few real mountainstage maybe pogi will try to win those, and breaks will be only medium hilly days


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.99336 del
FUCK pidcock said he was sick before. That was my secret pick now I might actually have to pick the norgay


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.99337 del
>>99336
Hermans said the goal for pidcock was GC anyway which will be a disaster


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.99338 del
>>99335
Pogi will want to win but richie and kiwi do have legs to still top 5 from the break


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.99339 del
>>99336
adjusted


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.99340 del
>>99338
I'll pick both. Fuck norgay


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.99341 del
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>>99315
I′m slowly drifting, drifting away
Wave after wave, wave after wave
I'm slowly drifting (drifting away)
And it feels like I′m drowning


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.99342 del
>>99315
Being a XC rider probably is the best possible life a cyclist can have. Your racing calendar is like 4 months, you just go on weekend to the alps AND you're racing against frauds


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.99343 del
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The Maryland Cycling Classics has been cancelled


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.99344 del
>>99343
burger bros can't go outside anymore since it doesn't have AC


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.99345 del
>>99344
I'm pretty sure UAE could aircon a small circuit


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.99346 del
3 GC + 2 sprinters is probably retarded but it is what it is


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.99347 del
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>>99345
we have the technology


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.99348 del
>>99346
People underestimate how much sprinters team care about the tour. Alpecin/Quistep/NSM/cofidis(lol) have like 7 polderbully each, good luck to the break


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.99349 del
BIG adjustment.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.99350 del
we live in Siebenbürgen
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s2kPql5KcS0 [Embed]


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.99351 del
Spinter

>Philipsen 2.25
>Merlier 3.5
>Pedersen 5.5
>Birmay 6
>Kooij 8
>Pogacar 13
>Godon 41
>Poel 51
>Kanker 67
...
>Lie 81
>Vingegaard 151
>Bittner 151


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.99352 del
KOM

>Pogacar 2.37
>Carapaz 5
>Martinez 5
>Vingegaard 9
>Paret 17
>Storer 26
>Skjelmose 29
>Seixas 34
>Healy 34
>Jegat 34
>Pidcvck 41
>Arensman 41
>Evenepoel 41
>Ayuso Pesquera 41


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.99353 del
5+ wins

>Pogacar 1.4
>Merlier 11
>Vingegaard 26
>Evenepoel 51
>Kooij 51
>Phipipsen 51
>Seixas 81


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.99354 del
>>99347
imagine the listeria contamination


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>>99349
dangerous


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.99356 del
Stage 1

>INEOS 1.8
>UAE 3.75
>Red Bull 8.5
>Visma 9
>Lidl 10
>Jayco 26
...
>Decathlon 201


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.99357 del
>>99353
wtf why is merlier so high when philipsen will get more opportunities


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.99358 del
GC

>Pogacar 1.22
>Vingegaard 4.33
>Seixas 15 (collapsed from 9)
>Toro 19
>Lipowitz 26
>Evenepoel 26
>Ayuso Pesquera 34
>Holland 67
>Pidcvck 126
>Skjelmose 151
>Carapaz 201
>Tiberi 201
>Arensman 201
>Uijtdebroeks 251
>Martinez 301
>Jorgenson 301
>Yatesi 301
>West 301
...
>Vauquelin 501
>Kuss 601
>Eetvelt 1001
>Otruba 4501


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.99359 del
>Le ministre de l'Intérieur Laurent Nunez a adressé, vendredi 3 juillet, un courrier aux préfets concernés par le passage du Tour de France (du 4 au 26 juillet), les enjoignant de prendre des mesures pouvant aller, "à titre exceptionnel", jusqu'à l'annulation d'une étape en cas de chaleurs extrêmes.
>"Pour répondre aux enjeux fixés, et particulièrement pour éviter une saturation des capacités hospitalières et pré-hospitalières, le retour d'expérience de la vague exceptionnelle de chaleur que nous venons de vivre nous conforte dans l'obligation de continuer à adapter nos dispositifs", écrit le ministre, dont le courrier concerne également le Tour de France Femmes, qui aura lieu début août (du 1er au 9). A ce jour, Météo France n'a émis aucune vigilance canicule, mais un pic de forte chaleur est attendu dès mardi, avec des températures dépassant les 35 degrés, entre Carcassonne et Foix (4e étape).
Fuck this shit. Riders train in their sauna to get more bloodcells and we're getting cancelled because boomers are dying after the greens fought for 30 years to prevent people getting AC


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.99360 del
>>99359
they really consider the option to cancel a stage because 35 degree heat will murder too many people, das craze mang


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.99361 del
>>99360
It is 100% PR. Since regulations have been fighting AC for 20 years the country is not adapted to heatwaves so they can't be seen doing nothing. I honestly doubt they'll go as far as canceling stages but we never know. The problem is that it's now in the hands of the prefet who can be retarded (like the one that cancelled paris roubaix but was seen throwing parties during covid)


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.99362 del
>>99361
uh we're calling them heatstorms these days chuddie


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.99363 del
HEATSTORM in the HEATDOME
we gotta raise taxes to battle the heat man we just gotta


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.99364 del
>>99230
>>99231
>sticks pick of his/her/them partner on bar
>misses the slag because distracted

<trine_laughing.jpg


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.99365 del
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What a nice gesture for froome's retirement.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.99366 del
red bull humbled by the Swatt Club in Sibiu


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.99368 del
>>99367
Original, I like it


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Please stop bothering the runners Berts


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.99372 del
>Remco
very disrespectful from Emil

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Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.99373 del
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>>99358
>Remco
very disrespectful from Emil


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.99374 del
>>99371
yes this was me and I'm happy he sent me a message he isn't sprinting


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.99375 del
>>99373
I recognize Ayuso immediately


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>>99375
why is he so ayylmao


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.99377 del
> This board asks new visitors to make a few text-only posts first before uploading files. Join in, get settled, then files will be available.

And you fuckers claim this is better than 4cyc? Lol fuck off, i already posted here before here and there


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.99378 del
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>>99377
skill issue


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.99379 del
Henlo?
Is this the non schizo /cyc/ ?


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.99380 del
penis


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.99381 del
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I'm going for seixas


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.99382 del
>>99381
Only 1 sprinter?


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.99383 del
>>99377
it's either making 2 text posts when starting a new browser session or spammers being able to post pizza.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.99384 del
>>99382
I don't think they'll have too many chances and they always chute, so it's a gamble who's actually gonna be able to sprint anyways. Don't wanna burn 12+ points to end up with nothing. Even considering a 6-pointer desu


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.99385 del
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>>99384
Yeah fair. I should probably read the velodrama rules again. Do you get extra points for picking the green jersey winner?


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.99386 del
>>99385
yes, and every stage they're high in the classification too


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.99387 del
>>99358
putting a life savings on KUSS


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.99388 del
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it would really annoy me having to wear something on my wrist while riding me bike.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.99389 del
>>99388
would it still annoy you if they gave you one million chf to wear it?


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.99390 del
>>99389
This.
I'd wear steel cuffs for that much money.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.99391 del
>>99384
Same.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.99392 del
>>99390
have some self respect pal


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.99393 del
the velogame deadline in 3 hours, adjoost now


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.99394 del
Time for emmergency ajusting.
Also this board is melting at the moment


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.99395 del
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>>99392
I don't know the meaning of the word.
I used to work for Soudal.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.99396 del
>get velogames pro now!
I just have the adblocker handling the ads, so what's the point?
>Pay What You Want: Contribution-based entry—support the site for the price of a coffee!
so I can pay 1 cent? is that ok?


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.99397 del
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>>99393
You do not need to adjust.
Your team is perfect.
Trust the plan.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.99398 del
>>99397
>Your team is perfect.
cool, I will win


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.99399 del
>>99396
supporting a guy that has been doing it alone and for free since 1997.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.99400 del
>>99396
Do I get extra velocoins? I need them for Seixas


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.99401 del
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what to do when both jerseys suck?


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.99403 del
Simmons or Plapp? Both should be very active on breaks


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.99404 del
>>99403
both are fine
I'd prefer plapp slighly tho.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.99405 del
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>>99403
it's 4th of July, the 250th edition of the declaration of independence and we're not talking Australia here. the choice should be obvious.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.99406 del
>>99403
Both are not doing SHIT


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.99407 del
Lipowitz will finish higher than sexass and still manage to disappoint, won't he


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.99408 del
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>ayuso


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.99409 del
>>99407
sexyass won't finish the tour so that's a given


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.99410 del
>>99403
Jegat


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.99411 del
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>>99410
>nothing personnel on an absolute best case scenario 10th GC


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.99412 del
ASO is trying out AI sloppa this year. called "inside my race/dans ma course" you can get personalized AI slop about the race. the supposed site is still not online heh.
maybe it could be useful just have it observe your veloteam, so you can squeak irl.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.99413 del
>>99411
Still double what simmons made last year


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.99414 del
SAINBAYAR humbled at the NCs


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.99415 del
>>99414
>bart buijk DNS
>sainbayar humbled
not a good day for our bois


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.99416 del
>>99413
Yes, but this is not happening this year for Jegat.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.99417 del
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>Fritz Kola
based
>superzero
extremely gay


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.99418 del
test


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.99419 del
>>99417
My faceblindness works only short term definitely, knew I know this mfer despite not watching any motoracing since years.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.99420 del
test2


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.99421 del
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test3


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.99422 del
>>99421
no schnitzel no party


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.99423 del
>>99421
I need to make chicken and fries.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.99424 del
I want to pick my boy grug, but it feels like suicide


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.99425 del
>>99424
everything does


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.99426 del
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You know what, fuck it. I'm 10th anyway in the league not like I'm risking much


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.99427 del
>>99417
Poor Felix is only a year or two away from losing the fight.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.99428 del
>>99426
Based and grugpilled.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.99429 del
>>99379
We are certified zonder schizo


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.99430 del
Last minute adjoost done. Ayuso out.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.99431 del
>>99379
Basically yes.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.99432 del
>>99430
good


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.99433 del
Almost chickened out but I am zagging with BITTNER.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.99434 del
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H&M sells bibs now?


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.99435 del
>>99421
I rode the GRAVEL to a super secret ice cream&others parlor only to find it's closed for 2 weeks. I can't stop losing what the hell
<anime clown girl.png


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.99436 del
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>>99426
What do you mean risking much, that is almost exactly my team and I thought I was playing it safe


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.99437 del
>>99436
The norgay has like 80% chances of earning more points


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.99438 del
>>99421
where's the Fritz Fanta or Urquell?


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.99439 del
>>99421
>Bertaczeck on diet


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.99440 del
I just posted a pic an hour ago, what is this text crap. Make it cookiebased instead of session you fucking retards


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.99441 del
fucking retards, AI can code better than you. I'll flood your mom


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.99442 del
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Is there a single person that does NOT have Veistroffer + Verstrynge?


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.99443 del
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About 1 hour remaining broberts


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.99444 del
Goddamn, 4cuck is already a battlefield.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.99445 del
>>99442
I don't have them I don't even know who these goons are


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.99446 del
>>99442
Why would I have two 4-pointers


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.99447 del
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>>99446


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.99448 del
>>99442
Affini solely for assists points I guess?


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.99449 del
>>99446
Because there are a billion 6 pointers who could all score zero just as well so better save some coins


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.99450 del
>>99437
Well yeah I obviously don't have Mathieu he is not going to do SHIT


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.99451 del
Almost went with one adjustment too far. Wonder if banking on the big seethe will still turn out to be one too far.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.99452 del
>>99451
Remco looks and sounds absolutely completely unhinged. He is going to chute literally every day


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.99453 del
I ain't got nothing to adjust the gc lords are set in stone, carapaz has to be in there after mysteriously disappearing in the delphin and brother bini has to stay for ethical reasons 🙏🏿
I don't have the necessary knowledge to make qualified decisions for the rest so adjusting them is pointless either way


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.99454 del
>>99449
Well yeah but a few of the 6p guys are must haves


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.99455 del
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Last minute adjoost


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.99456 del
>>99442
I don’t
And I have 2 4 pointers
You have to be willing to go against the grain to make big progress.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.99457 del
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my sources (Benji) tell me that DE LIE abandoned the TTT recon.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.99458 del
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Why the hell do I get this garbage on youtube of all places. 1K replies all exactly like this


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.99459 del
>>99454
Like who


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.99460 del
tried to make an all burger gombling team just to see how it might fare but there is nobody to select in the spr*nter categorie


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.99461 del
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>>99455


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.99462 del
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>>99458
they can't help it simple as


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.99463 del
>>99458
Because you interact with it


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.99464 del
>>99459
Plapp, Simmons, Baudin, Abrahamsen, Jegat


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.99465 del
we live in France (Spain)


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.99467 del
>>99464
No thanks I'll take GOATstroffer over that shit


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.99468 del
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Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.99469 del
Ah damn I should have said VerstrynGOD. Missed opportunity


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.99470 del
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northern half of France ignored and that's a good thing


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.99471 del
Meanwhile the other Finnbert second in gravel NC (age group). BIG result! Meanwhile I am enjoying a very stressful holiday weekend at a spa hotel with my family. Oh well, I'll target the nats in 2030 or something.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.99472 del
>>99471
he squeaked on 4/cyc/ that his SRAM chain broke during the sprint and that cost him the victory.


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heh


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.99474 del
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squeakers unbearable with their seixass hype, he's Portuguese anyways


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.99475 del
>>99471
>>99472
nice but that's a classic with those 13s chains, even after a revamp they are still the most prone to snapping chain out there. Plenty of happenings in my riding circle


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.99476 del
>>99471
>stressful
>at a fucking SPA
God I am glad I don't have children


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.99477 del
>>99474
Move asside lelgium, let us show you how OVERHYPPING is done


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.99478 del
>>99475
>>99472
I wonder why he didn't swap to a kcnc chain for the big race, close to 2W saved in drive train losses. Sram flattops are very durable in comparison for training, but I'd prefer faster for a big race


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.99479 del
I've literally never swapped a chain


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.99480 del
>>99476
Well the baby either sleeps in a baby carrier while I walk or with my wife's tit in his mouth. He's never happy just laying down, needs constant warmth from us. The other kid is slmost three and has the worst temper tantrums whenever she doesn't get what she wants. We are crammed in the same hotel room, and the baby wakes up constantly at night, the toddler wakes up from this, all the works. And rhe toddler also doesn't want to take a nap in the daytime, so there's no relaxation from this, and because she still does need the naps she's super cranky and needy. God I can't wait until the summer holidays are over, the worst stuff when the grandparents can't be arsed to help


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.99481 del
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>I swear this isn't jalaBERTs max watts, but just a random number generator for a number in the peloton


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.99482 del
>>99480
Hell on earth


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.99483 del
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and there's this guy in the race, barely seen anyone of you picking him


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.99484 del
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remcoesque


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.99485 del
>>99483
if I could choose any runner why on EARTH would the fish be the one to select


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.99486 del
>>99483
he'll score a lot but you have to use those extra 10 velocoins perfectly to make up the difference to Pogi


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.99487 del
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>2out


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.99488 del
bertgames:
first chute
first DNF
will Remco finish the tour?
number of French stage victories
will the weather protocol be enacted aka will Jonas make the call?


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.99489 del
>>99389
That slop looking watch itself is 1 million, is that the payment they give him?


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.99490 del
>>99489
the question is, can you sell it for 1mil+extra when you can say that Pogacar wore it during the tour 2026 and make some extra money?


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enough impression from last year as filler until the start


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.99493 del
>>99488
Remco
Remco
No
6 (all Seixas)
Yes


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>>99480
Why even go on vacation with small kids? You don't only suffer yourself, you also let others around you suffer.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.99495 del
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insanely steep rampas (avg of every climb >11%) in insane heat, will never do that one again


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.99496 del
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WE LIVE


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.99497 del
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>>99495
Very impressive, Bert, what are you gears?
And why is your Schnitt so high? We were having like 22/23 average and boy I have awoken in those temps.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.99498 del
Oh crap I forgot to make a full Ineos team named Wout van Aert is a disgusting dopeur or something


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.99499 del
>>99403
simmons will have to slave, someone on that team has to


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.99500 del
>>99498
You still have 10 mins


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.99501 del
>>99495
he actually did the whole koers the absolute madman. I would have died on the last 4 rampas.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.99502 del
>>99497
Schnitt is 19,6 which was the slowest I could possibly go with my gearing, need to check teeth later


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.99503 del
>>99499
I bet he'll get to try for 1 or 2 stages like last year


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>>99502
I meant the temperatur schnitt, pardon my french


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.99505 del
lol they're cancelling stage 3 and 4 apparently


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.99506 del
>>99452
Good. The real danger is a seethe DNF but I hope to get some kino and 1600 points by that time.
Immaginarsi him going amok today and scoring megapoints in yellow.
It's just too much fun to goomble-watch him and no punch Lipcowy has only three true KOMs to impress. A solid 1000 for sure from him, maybe even 1200 but it ain't it.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.99507 del
>>99505
>When we compare the route schedule with the current hotspots, the severity of the situation becomes clear. Stage 3 is scheduled for Monday, July 6, from Granollers to Les Angles. This is the first Pyrenees stage and the border crossing into France. The riders will finish in Les Angles in the Pyrénées-Orientales.

>Just a few dozen kilometers further east, on the Costa Brava around Platja d'Aro and Calonge, a lockdown is currently in effect for 50,000 people due to a severe forest fire. The smoke threatens to drift across the course due to the wind.

>Stage 4 follows on Tuesday, July 7, from Carcassonne to Foix. That stage passes straight through the Occitanie region, the absolute epicenter of the French drought. Fires have also broken out right next to the route, in the Béziers and Perpignan region. Local authorities there have completely closed off major roads such as the D5, D11, and the coastal road D81. Thousands of campers have already been evacuated.


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english tourists spotted


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.99509 del
>>99507
FUCK. EMERGENCY ADJUST.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.99510 del
>>99504
because it was fucking HOT, it was 35+ on the last 2.5 hours


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.99511 del
we live in France :))


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.99512 del
>>99507
the volta would never reroute because of a fire


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.99513 del
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>>99510
18 degrees and light rain atm


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.99514 del
>>99507
fires and smoke did NOT stop the PORTUGUESE VOLTA CHADS but of course a little forest ember is enough to kill the PATHETIC LGBT COMMUNISTS that inhabit Esp*na


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.99515 del
>>99510
>>99513
even my ride had like 25 average and I was mostly in the woods shaded from all sunlight


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.99516 del
>>99513
jelly


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.99517 del
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Our lad Rosenbert is alive and posting on 4cyc


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.99518 del
>>99507
Trine made the call.


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I forgot that pogi isn't the world champion in ITT


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c'est parti.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.99521 del
it's officially bert boy summer


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.99522 del
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teams closed, post em


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.99523 del
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Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.99524 del
arnaud de lie DNS


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.99525 del
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>>99522


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.99526 del
>>99524
Rusbert sipping.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.99527 del
>>99523
euh bert, don't mean to rain on your parade but you do know bittner mangled his foot pretty bad not that long ago


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.99528 del
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easy, EASY


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.99529 del
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I'm not good at this. could have chosen a much more adventurous team tbh.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.99530 del
Czech /tv/ takes no prisoners:
>What can be said about Picnic PostNL?
>Absolutely the worst team in WT
>If they continue like this they will cease to exist


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>>99522


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.99532 del
>>99523
Kurwa mac, I told you BITTNER is basically bed ridden and you picked him anyway


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.99533 del
>>99527
I know, I am not picking a negro.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.99534 del
>>99530
wouldn't ever hear a bad word about Picnic PostNL here because they have based Dege and you'll bet they will interview him whenever they can


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.99535 del
>>99533
>>99530
basiert


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.99536 del
>>99533
top kek, why not pick the german exterminator though


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caja rural can't into TTT


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.99538 del
>>99532
But see him on me stream with me very eyes.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.99539 del
lmao barguil dropped and they're WAITING, picnic might OTL


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.99540 del
>>99536
Meh, no risk.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.99541 del
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Barguil laché


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.99542 del
picnic doing 3 TTT's at the same time


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.99543 del
This is embarassing


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.99544 del
Dicknic already fucking up


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.99545 del
lol

lmao


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.99546 del
What are they doing haha


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.99547 del
>>99540
one day you will learn


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.99548 del
didn't pay attention, they were talking something about helmet problems for Barguil


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.99549 del
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the kamp nou home of farca uefalona


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.99550 del
picnic read the thing about cars in front pulling and cars at the back pushing and are replicating it with bike riders


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.99551 del
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and there's these guys


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.99552 del
>>99551
looks like a kid who puts on his father's knight armour


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.99553 del
>>99551
fuck he's really lean


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.99554 del
I wonder if Tudor runners have complained about the black jersey


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Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.99556 del
>30 seconds down on caja rural
lmao


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.99557 del
Shitnic still first at T1 jej.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.99558 del
Not anymore jejej.


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.99559 del
>>99554
I thought they did some research about that and found that it really doesn't matter anymore


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.99560 del
well, I need to run some errands, move the NEW THREAD soon:
>>99402
>>99402
>>99402


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one last pic of fraudulence


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.99563 del
First GC superstar is starting
MARTIN-KULOMET is on his way


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.99565 del
>>99559
I think you're right, yeah, I'd like to see the data though still


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.99566 del
Czech /tv/ shitting on Vuelta 2025
VERY cool


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