12/26/2019 (Thu) 06:12:14
In Wales we have 'sion corn' which literally means john pipe but a chimney is a corn mwg (smoke) so its really john chimney. He is a very grumpy old man who swears by saying blincin. He also sits in an arm chair duct taped to a trailer and his mate tows him around all the villages with Welsh nationalism music blaring as he throws sweets at passing kids. Not sure how local that one is to me though. Also can't confirm but someone told me he pours petrol down the chimneys of naughty Englishmen.