Some revelations that just came to me a few days ago:
>alcoholism is caused by excessive masturbation
>all the mystery schools are rooted around several things, one of them is literally worshipping poo
I'm not so sure about the first, but I'm definitely sure about the second. Shit was said to be a fertiliser by ancient southern animists, the early Romans not only recognised it as part of agriculture, they even deified it as Sterquilinus. Some Egyptians also apparently worshipped shit.
That's why India was taught to poo in the loo a few years back. Shit gives to earth, earth gives to cows, and Hindus worship cows.
Plus, why do you think "holy shit" was popularised as a term? Because the people at hollywood actually worship it. Disgusting.