A family of five (father and mother, daughter and son, and mother-in-law on the Hungary when we mention mother-in-law we usually talk about the bride's mom, so we use the viewpoint of the husband first, although ofc we call both the same) is having dinner. The kid asks:
- Dad, what's the difference between theory and practice?
- Let me demonstrate you, my son. - then he turns to the female members of the family - Would you have sex with [insert very handsome actor's name] for 10 million HUF?
- Well - says the mother-in-law - in my age it would be really flattering, ofc I would. I could spend the money well too.
- Khm - clears her throat of his wife and continues with red cheeks - you know how much the spending of our family, the education of the kids takes away a lot of money, I could use some new clothing, and we could travel some place nice in the summer... so... you know... for the family.
- Ofc I would - laughs the daughter - all my friends were so jelly! And all that money!
- You see - turns the man to his son - in theory we have 30 million HUF, but in practice we're living together with three whores.