[Verse 1]
The board was young, the thread slate clean
No words yet on the ‘chen was seen
No toks were post on MegucaTV
When Josh Ing woke and typed alone
He named the nekos and their socks;
He archived a lot of LATAM toks
He scrolled the fyp for a year
And saw an @ of gems appear
Dangan cosplays in chinese app
And he wrote the first neko rap




[Verse 2]
The ‘chen was fair, the user count small