but its also so disgusting how unlucky I was
I usually only take the bus one stop so if they arent on the bus when I get on it, I am basically immune from their cancer. Today, however, I decided to take it two (2) stops in order to save like 2 minutes of walking time. Lo and behold, the fat bald butch lesbian and her coworkers (all incognito undercover controllers) get on at the stop I was supposed to get off on and then accompany the bus for one (1) stop, the stop I was originally not supposed to take due to the non-zero risk of this exact event happening.
I will no longer be taking it 2 stops