I am still fucking livid over how much rizz I give every other character but myself in my dreams.
Like, how does my brain manage to come up with a fucking pickup line featuring a song lyric for a song I haven't listened to in over a year? That is so fucking funny to me
>"Give me a sign"
<This is your sign, I like you. Do you want to go on a date?
The worst part is that if an actual woman said this, it would have a diabolical success rate due to how clever it was. I am starting to believe that real people are in my dreams. These cannot be figments of my imagination. There is no way I am coming up with these things and then also accurately writing the script for the appropriate characters to say them.

I need to go to the doctor because this is making me feel a bit kooky in the brain innit