>>4084 >A neko did 30 pushups and 30 squats every morning after waking up. This is what happened to his dick and balls. https://youtube.com/watch?v=TGFuSGi1bsw [Embed] Mr. Neko is a 39 year old man, presenting to the emergency room with abdominal pain and soreness in his upper and lower body. His brother Josh tells the admitting nurse that he had heard "LIGHTWEIGHT BABYYYYY" coming from Neko's room, before finding his brother collapsed on the floor. You see, Neko was a fitness freak who was trying to better his health. It was the end of the summer and his physique was okay, but he was borderline on getting chubby. "If I don't start working out more, there's no way I can maintain a good look" he thought. I'll start working out right after waking up and it'll all be fine, he thought. Someone in his threads had offered him the idea of going on a cut but he said no, and good call. One of his friends had gone on such a cut recently and a couple of days into it he had gotten strong hunger pangs and ended up eating way more than he should've. Not worth it. Neko was good, he was just going to need some more working out to get through this. He had built up a healthy workout regiment throughout the summer so he'd need to increase his volume, but just for a little while, just for the cut. Immediately after starting his new regiment, Neko felt great. He was awake, alert and refreshed. But then he started panting. "Time for another set" he thought. Awake, alert, then panted. One more set. And another. And after 10 sets of pushups, Neko started sweating. He got the shakes. He was wired. He could feel his heart beating in his neck. His heartbeat was pushing his eyes out of his skull. In the bathroom now, Neko wanted to run 20 miles. He left as if he could lift mountains. But his muscles were all starting to knot up like twine. He felt a burning in his chest. As time went on, his thoughts started racing and were getting cloudy. He was sweating everywhere. His hands were shaking. Later in the morning, his shoulder muscles started hurting. As he goes into the bathroom, Neko noticed that his urine was turning yellow. "Haha, I drank so little water that my pee has turned asian" he thought. He laid down on the floor for a few minutes. He felt his heart beating in his eyes, before finally having his first powernap. Loud snores wake up his brother Josh. He rushes in to find his brother on the floor, sweaty and unresponsive, as he calls for the natty police, and he is brought to the emergency room where we are now.
