Quads for my boninha

>>3400
popular opinion: boni is cute and makes good toks

>>3401
People used to call her sickly but I still like her
I bet the vulgar opinion of her changed as soon as midjak started namefagging and posting her but I dont care enough to go find out

She HATES me, she's MAKING FUN of MY NORWOOD it's OVER between US
>>3402
>dont care enough to go find out
Me neither but I've seen her post a few times and nobody really cared about Boni, they were all just simping for snoo.

>>3402
anyjuan ever noticed how her name is soijak and she looks like a soijak???

>>3404
I think it might be an intentional choice of a name

BUsiness idea: commissioning some indian ITguy on fiverr to make a tutorial on how to host an imageboard

>>3406
hellosirschen.net

>>3407
nekochupta.in

erm actually whilst it's called an indian imageboard it was actually designed and coded in bengal. it is technically a bengali imageboard.

>find some redditor talking about virtual private servers, saying they want to host their a remake of an old anarchist imageboard. Has been a linux user since 2013 and has linux infrastructure experience (post made 5 years ago)
>Check their profile
>my boobs got big enough I can lick them. this is the most gender euphoria I think I've ever received from transitioning (1 year ago)
HAHAHAHAH linuxbros? Our response?

>>3410
It's not a linux thing, it's a reddit thing

>>3412
counting is hard...

I miss 480p

That reminds me, I genuinely have a hard time doing any significant math in english.
I've done maths in native my whole life and it just does not compute for me because the association between the number names in english and the concepts of those numbers seem to be rather nebulous for me.
Like I can read and write them just fine, but whenever I need to do any number manipulation I read them in my native, calculate, then translate back to english if needed.

>>3415
Example?

I've returned. -7 days of life. The "I'm 22, I've wasted my life, it's over" maymay never made more sense.
Things I've missed this week that I'll never get back:
-best movie movie movie night of the past week
-the joy of being alive
-double quints on the chen
-chazzinky's 24 hour stream where he defeats the ender dragon and then goes back to building asymmetrical houses
-all the new toktok audios and trends (2 minutes in and my fyp is full of pardos with miku wigs and hue futbol shirts(I hate it))
-my vaporeon erp
-[your fu here] ko-fi leaks

>>3416
I dunno, pretty much everything.
A trivial example would be factoring 429, like just from the beginning adding the numbers together I go automatically native instead of "four plus two, plus nine" to establish divisibility by 3.
Even just going "four plus two" I cannot imagine thinking "six" as an answer, if I see the numbers I go through my native (so 4+2=6 then "six")
There's just strong association between the concept of numbers and the names in my native while it just doesn't exist in english because I never calculate stuff in english and I have a hard time even making myself do it because of that lack of association.

>>3417
>pardos with miku wigs and hue futbol shirts(I hate it)
I havent seen any cosplayers yet but I love it

I'm going to the dentist, can someone feed my goldfish for me?

>>3420
I guess I'll have to do it...
#feed

>>3420
#flush

>>3422
I was thinking the same but I wasnt brave enough to type it unlike you, king

>>3422
Actual psychopath... There goes Henry the Fourteenth...

>https://boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/74939677
Bravo, Mr. Letourneau. Excellent thread

>>3425
I am not reading that thread, clearly a GOMAD hater made it. I'm going to continue to drink 4L of milk every day and my lifts WILL SKYROCKET.

I suppose I can now admit that the reason I've stopped blogposting (biology neko) is because it's increasingly hard to be positive.

My job prospects are slim to none, my weight isn't decreasing and now after a recent visit to the dentist for the first time in years, I have learned that my teeth are fucked. Yeah, a lot of this is my own fault, the weight especially, but fuck I have been incapable of seeing an NHS dentist for 6 years, since turning 18 and moving away from home, there were no dentists even accepting new patients nearby.

And the job front isn't great, even my boomer stepdad has finally been forced to admit it, as his cousin's daughter has apparently applied to 1000 jobs and gotten one interview, despite her degree.

I am increasingly more negative about my life prospects as time goes forward and the only positivity I find is in this fucking computer screen.

-

And just like that, I think I've vented all the frustration of the last few months that has been building up. Sure, the job hunt is bad but letting anger and annoyance control my life isn't gonna be much better.

I'll get a job eventually, and when I do, I'll be able to blogpost about how much my job makes me want to rope.

Hey no-pushupsneko, I started doing pushups again a few days ago after a 2 month break. If you don't start again you'll be losing your title in no time. Get going lil pup

>>3428
>waited until he had a few days head start then posted about it
yeah now you've built up a lead i'll never catch up, therefore i'll never try so i can't fail

it's akimbo for me

>>3429
I'm on my 2nd day of doing them today, same with pullups
Starting soft with 3 sets of max effort (so 3x10 for pulls and last time was 3x25 for push but today looking like 3x30)
It's still a fair race if you get started TODAY given that you already had a lead previously

>>3430
I cannot do pullups as I lack a pullup bar, I concede this championship to you m'liege.

Pushups though? I could maybe come close to that number

>>3431
>I could maybe come close to that number
Werent you doing like 40 per set of normal pushups?

>>3432
You think more highly of me than I thought, no I was doing 20 per set, and then 2 sets a day.

Even 20 was pushing it initially tbh, my arms are very weak (all of me is)

>>3433
my initial post was to pushupneko that hasnt worked out for 3 weeks thus nopushupsneko, not to you

>>3434
O-oh okay... I guess I'm not allowed to reply to your posts Mr Valid... I'll just go back to not posting like a good Gene-cel...

>>3427
>because it's increasingly hard to be positive
It's okay to be negative, it's not like life will be wonderful all the time buddy.
We all go through our periods of darkness, so it no longer surprises me that many people don't really believe in anything.
>I'll be able to blogpost about how much my job makes me want to rope
Relatable, most of the jobs I've had were ropefuel lmao.
>>3433
>all of me is
GET TO WORK THEN BUDDY
>>3434
Uhhhh, I've been doing 3x33 pushups+3x33 squats as a "no workout" routine...
I've done 2x10 pistols and like some other cardio today.

>Hey Sadie Adler, have you seen- ...
<Guy, not named Sadie Adler: "Yeah I saw that"
Naahhhh blud think he Sadie Adler

>>3436
>his "no workout" routine has more volume than my workout routine
Funny.
I'm coming for the pushupneko record

>>3437
very funny post, very funny poster HOWEVER you made a typo so this won't be going in the giant book of epic posts.

>>3439
Typo where?

>>3438
>I'm coming for the pushupneko record
I'd like to see you try :)

>>3438
>I'm coming
I'd like to see you try :)

>>3442
You can post this image 622 times more before it disappears forever. Post wisely

>86.97KB
Lmao buddy, what a FAILURE not mentioning that it implies you have erectile dysfunction NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>3440
naurrr neko didnt respond to this because he outed himself as actually wanting to be referred to as "she"

>>3445
I will never install one of those estrogen plug-ins.

>>3446
You don't need to when you already get it intravenously, Sadie naurrrr

I'm sick of these trans jokes. I am not trans.

#autobahn

Actually nevermind, I am trans.

>>3449
I am sorry for your loss Bonald

Hey brotherman, you missed my last dono. Do I need to drop another $50 haha

>>3451
You're laughing but I've seen how you act when Chaz Rizzton is streaming, you drop 5 swifted every hour just so he reads out your name.

>>3452
He has been going on for like 25 minutes now

>>3452
Is this true? I'm checking the dono page right now

>Oh it was a sub alert? Thank you
>Thank you GrizzleSauce for subbing, thank you (name2) and thank you (name3)
He didnt even see the sub alert of the guy who is beggging haahaha oh my lanta

>>3456
It's over, he will never get his 2 seconds of hearing his name getting read aloud by his FAVORITE streamer...

>it's a transmania streamer too
ahahahahahahahhaahahaha this is so fucking funny hahahahahahahahahhahaah this is so fucking funny hahahahaahahhaahhahahahaahahahha this is

>>3458
He lost last shreds of his sanity...
+2, good post

SHE*

>>3460
I was talking about neko, not the streamer :)

>>3461
still she* buddy. Rekiqueen (née Rekiking) has left that dark age in the past

Streamer.... a crumb of attentionies.... please... It came out of my rent money...

1 min ago but its a boring tok

>>3463
Did he ever get his sub message? ;_;

>>3465
No, so the guy started saying "I bet 10 subs that you can't guess my rank" instead. (He didn't read that either)

>>3466
He's never getting his moment... Paycuckbros... We're donezo...
Now being donezo reminds me that I should definitely workout some more today, time for some pushups :)

>Couldn't find matching user for line 27, username: @nekomiisa, skipping
Uhhhh nekos?
Our tokfu just got deleted?

>>3468
works on my machine

>>3469
Lmao I even checked the tiktok site specifically, she was not there for like I dunno, at least a few minutes because tiktok was responding with "This user does not exist" but now she's back.
Very strange...

I wish she deleted. RyoGERMS sucks

*sends a big wirtual hug to all the nekos*

Just had the most perfect slashback that I have ever and will ever experience. It literally splashed a perfect circle fully encompassing the entire area and nothing more, not a drop hit my thighs or nothing. It felt incredibly harrowing and uncomfortable, but it was enlightening.

checked the place where I send myself messages to remind myself of stuff
>idea - neko kahoot
>dated: april 28
acabou. nunca se concretizou

>>3472
Thank you neko :3
I bet me from the future would tell me I'm retarded though
>>3473
I've got no idea what slashback is but... Uhhhh... Interesting?

>>3475
splashback

>>3476
>Good morning and a big wirtual hug to you neko
Y-y-you too...
>always has been wonderful
Is this the trick? Surgically remove all the bad parts from your memory and then life is wonderful.

>susu literally proves my pet theory wrong WITHIN a DAY of me posting it on /neko/
YEA WELL FUCK YOU TOO SHE HATES ME

>>3478
I can't understand this outfit, help me out here /fa/

the top half is tomboyish
but then she's wearing a skirt and knee length socks.
is she tryna be a persona 4 tomboy or a tradwife gamer???

>>3479
>help me out here /fa/
You've lost me here. My /fa/ experience is not going out in ripped/too worn down clothing.
>tradwife gamer
🤤🤤🤤
Tbh though she does look like 80% of the art students I saw (barring the size difference) (most of them are fat)

tfw no fat tradwife gamer tomboy art student gf (trans)

>>3481
You didn't post your face or your feel.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT IF YOU DIDN'T DO THAT HUH? HUH? HUH?

>>3483
I choose the gecko dodge (you're happy because you POPPED off and dodged a bullet)

Political theory: life stopped being wonderful when neko stopped hanging out with his bgcfu
He must retvrn

I keep forgetting to post this but I need to get this off my chest.... I'm tra-

Do you think in Gattaca that the "In-Valid"'s genetic problems were overstated? Vincent needed glasses, but he lived far part his expected death time and didn't seem to have any real heart issues or health problems. Yeah, he had to fake his way through physical exams but he was capable of doing the physical tests, they just exerted him a lot. Maybe he wasn't a genetic freak but he was a smart intelligent guy and fairly physically active, ontop of spending an hour every day faking his identity.

It felt to me that the gene-doctors were being hyperbolic about how bad a child's life is if not genetically engineered to push parents into doing it.

>>3485
She showed up to BGC last sunday. She's kinda... bad at the game? She believes people too easily, which admittedly does benefit me because if I ever need to convince her to vote with me for my own survival, it's super easy, but she also gets frustrated easily and whines when losing. She doesn't comprehend what I consider fairly basic aspects of the social deduction game and ends up blaming players as evil just because of 'vibes' rather than any actual empirical data.

She asked me last sunday if I'd play in a vampire: the masquerade campaign with her (she was talking to another girl who also plays in a VTM campaign and goes to bgc), I immediately said no and I love Vampire: The Masquerade.

I just refuse to let my first time PLAYING be ruined by people I don't think will take it seriously, and also I would likely be forced to run the game, which I don't want to do.

>>3486
That was the premise of the movie, yeah

>>3486
>Do you think in Gattaca that the "In-Valid"'s genetic problems were overstated?
It was a feel good story, generally if this technology was available right now, I think it would blackpill a lot of normies.
He did do the best he could with the hand he was dealt with which is always admirable and just a thing to strive for in general.
>gene-doctors were being hyperbolic
I think they were just pretty much realistic, when gene-screening is everywhere and they refuse to hire people based on that then it obviously is beneficial to do the artificial conception.

>>3489
but who started the fire? the gene doctors or the corporations??

>>3487
>I would likely be forced to run the game
Yea that's a no-no. Not really even because GMing is hard but because having to wrangle people that are bad makes it 10 times worse.
>because of 'vibes'
That's because you don't have the 6th womanly sense neko. They know who's evil or not, just by looking and listening to the tone of their voice.
That whole "good girls love bad guys"? Total myth, never happened.

>the site did NOT refresh WHILE I was LITERALLY writing the POST
>>3490
Whoever made the sequencing technology, which is some kind of big pharma company most likely. Like 23andme is doing now pretty much, but they don't have the tech down enough and it's not in their best interest to release all the information they have on your genome.

>>3492
Maybe when we've been on this site for another 3 months youll realize the refresh function barely works. Any time now

I'm not looking forward to when gene-screening becomes commonplace and all my future employers know that I secretly carry the 9 and a half inch cock gene...

>>3494
Yea, imagine all the "word around the office is that you've got a fat cock" jokes... Acaboat...

Soemthing they didnt touch upon in GYATTACA is how the insurance companies handled the whole Godbirth vs. valid thing
That mustve been a hellpit

>>3496
In Murrica? They were surely just uninsured. Freedom to pay their own crippling medical debts :)

hope neko gets his Community of England or possibly his Congregation of England job

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WROTE CHURCH ON THE APPLICATION. IT'S FUCKING SOVER

>>3499
Akaboo...
They'll think you're an old man and not hip with the kids now... And you could've said you're a tiktok expert...

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah tenshillion live l8r. lets. freaking. go. tenshi congregation.

>watch uninteresting 35 minute long video on youtube
no problem
>watch a 22 minute long episode of something interesting and fun
big problem
what causes this?

>>3502
>what causes this?
I presume you're actually doing something else while watching youtube.
Also imo just watching things passively has become pretty hard, at least when I'm alone. I would rather play vidya or do something with friends (including watching things passively but with friends)

>>3503
>actually doing something else whilse watching youtube
I am not. Watching it just as attentively as I wouldve with the episode of whatever show I am watching

how about you just let people enjoy things???

>>3505
Okay okay I will not write that mean comment about Tenshi

>>3403
women or men?

I'm starting to think Neko is parasocial

what is bro yappin about

>he's actually watching tenshi
naurrrr he's gonna drop another swifted

>>3512
>12000
How? I cannot stomach anything beyond 4000, and that's when I'm working physically.

>>3514
That's meal 1. He eight 21,000 calories that day.

>>3515
I hope he didn't eat for the rest of the week in that case. Grim.

>>3516
He... he ate like that for the entire week...

>>3512
i have watched some of his videos and its crazy how much he can eat

Had to share, this is the boomer paypig who hasn't learned a single huezilian word in 20 years.
I'm roflmaoing.

>>3517
>he ate in a week what I eat in like 2 months
JC... Denton... What a rotten way to die...

>>3519
He has visited 16 times and speak it for at least 2-3 hours with his hot brazilian girlfriend who does not speak english but he needs to translate a word in his head into english and then read that word in his mind for it to make sense. Thanks.

>>3519
Well, is it common? I don't know anything about Brazil.

>>3522
The funny JOKE is that he had to get himself into that situation to find that out.
Do better next time, nonsexhaverneko.

>>3523
>nonsexhaverneko
But I did, though I've used protection every time.
>The funny JOKE is that he had to get himself into that situation to find that out
I would've never gotten it.

>We understand that the application process can be time consuming and we would like to thank you for your time. At this time and based upon the information provided we will not on this occasion be continuing with your application.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK

DON'T YOU KNOW I ONCE GOT FIVE NUKES IN A SINGLE MATCH OF ULTIMATE PAINTBALL 2???

FUCK YOU

>>3525
At least they responded. Most jobs I've applied to I never heard back from lmao

>>3526
Yeah, they responded within 2 business days of the application closing too, so I shouldn't be mad. But then again, I agonized over this application for weeks.

>>3519
Just reread this 50 minutes later and now I understand that he isnt talking about the general brazilian population but the massage parlors HAHAH
This guy is a sex tourist who is now stuck getting strung along by a a smart businesswoman opportunist who saw a wallet she could abuse

>>3527
The trick is just to embellish yourself too immoral proportions and to LIE LIE LIE on your application and then to mentally withdraw and just shotgun them away and hope something sticks
Instead of caring about 1 specific application, if you shoot off 300 then you might get a few of them responding back at which you get to choose

>>3529
Okay, this advice might work.

Tomorrow I am going to send ONE HUNDRED job applications and I will LIE through my TEETH about my accoldates.

>>3530
AND Mr Beast will sponsor YOUR job hunt

Woah I just got an email from [email protected] saying they're gonna fly me out to meet Mr Beast and Ava Tyson will personally escort me around the city :D

>>3532
>:D
You've asked for this.

of course the month im swifted a sub is the month she streams 4 days out of 30.

>>3533
I love this song
ive heard it in some other touhou video and it was cute then too

looking through the job list, notice this in part of the 'benefits' of this specific job
>Medical appointments: reasonable time off during working hours including time for fertility treatment and gender reassignment

>>3536
Sounds like the employers at the Axolotl Conversation Co. know their workforce

Conservation* acaboat

>>3536
>fertility treatment and gender reassignment
Truly a job for me, they might give me time off when I get ED from being SO OOOOOOOOOOOOLD

I was supposed to work out... But I got kinda pissed instead... AK on the boat...

TIL that RAD is still obsessed with Nat/Bryn, and posts on 4chan's /r9k/ board about them.

Who's RAD, actually, who's TIL? I don't know any of these people...

RAD = Random Asian Dude
TIL = Thomas Ilversin Langworth

Both huge namefags back on nekochen.org, but you're a newfrog who only showed up to .net

>>3542
>nekochen.org
Oh yea I got banned from that site. My ban will expire in a year, maybe then I'll be able to lurk moar so I won't get banned in the future ;_;

>>3543
yeah the new admin is enforcing rule 8: you must be transgender to post here

>>3544
Fuck you buddy I actually laughed out loud... Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it's over for the nekochen posters

>>3542
They're not tadpoles or newfrogs anymore, we call them alley cats now

Don't fight BUDDIES

I'm sorry, I apologise. I won't make a single post about a neko being trans or even bee mean to a neko, not even tell them to buzz off, for the rest of August.

Just watched a video with a british girl narrating the tutorial
She sounded kinda daft but also very cute

>>3550
post it

>>3552
Yeah I'm not good enough at accents to tell you where she's from. Doesn't sound like she's from my ends, nor birmingham or liverpool. That's all I can tell you.

have a good one chap

>>3553
She sounds like this lad who I used to be friends with on youtube back in 2011 https://youtube.com/watch?v=jAl2DlV7zLc [Embed]

>>3554
holy fuck is that simon from the yogscast??? diggy diggy hole :D

i love shadow of israphel so much it scared me as a kid i thought israphel was real in minecraft xD

>>3555
forced

>>3556
how about instead of just replying "forced" you give me constructive pointers on how to improve the post?

lets help each other be better posters. you help me with your comedy skills, ill help you with my... uh...

>>3557
yeah that post is unsaveable brother you managed to cook that in the completely opposite direction

>>3558
lets assume we can clean the slate, blank the cheque. where would you begin?

>>3559
I see no avenue to where you could make a joke to the post that you replied too
Look as I might, I see no possible joke

>>3560
I'll set that as homework for the week then, everyneko has to come up with a reply. Best reply wins a $100 amazon giftcard

[You must reply with your email and full face doxx to receive the winnings]

Actually I go sleep, no funny post.
Goodnight nekos :)

Wakey wakey, early neko gets the germ

between 20-25% of 9th graders in my country do not pass elementary and thus cannot apply for high school and this can go up towards almost 50% depending on the school
the decadence of society is in full effect.

>>3519
I looked up a random thread and I find this comment lol

>>3565
I also had this yesterday but the first one was so much funnier.

>>3566
yeah I read that one too. Funny part was that he was replying that to a reply chain of people saying that gringos should gtfo and that nobody likes them

>>3566
just noticed the thread is 1 year old, is he just looking up "brazil easy sex reddit" and ended up dropping a comment or what is he doing there?

>>3566
>my girlfriend
>her husband
erm.... what the shrigma?

>>3563
>early neko gets the germ
Yea I'm not getting the germ today (both because I woke up late AND because my script automatically deleted her from the update list so I have to readd her)
>>3564
I was trying to find recent-ish statistics for Poland and I've found a table named "Share of NEETs among 25-29 year-olds, by educational attainment (2022)"
Anyway it's like 8% total pop and I think like 5% drop out rate for upper secondary which seems consistent with the older statistics I've found but I've found recent statistics of ~20% elementary school droupout and I've got no idea wtf is going on.
I'll investigate further.
>>3569
She is ROLLING in cash, EASY MONEY from the CLUELESS GRINGO

>>3570
These arent the statistics of people who drop out, these are the people who genuinely cannot pass their classes enough to even be eligible to continue on to high school, even to the least demanding programs. I think an example of the math you need to know for that is 1 variable arithmetic like 10-x=15

addendum:
you are legally required to attend and finish school up to and including your 9th year. after that you dont need to go to school and can go work if you want

>>3571
>people who drop out vs people who cannot pass
That's pretty much a semantic distinction imo, whether they drop out or cannot pass their classes the end result is the same (they drop out) and they are counted in the drop out group.
Also I've found why the elementary classes cohort was bigger before, we've had a 6+3 educational system for elementary, but now it's just 9 years, so the 6+3 numbers looked better for the 6 but the 6+3 as a whole had ~15-20% dropout rate, and the last available years are 2 covid ones so I guess 30% at those is kind of understandable...
Wish I've had more recent statistics, maybe I should inquire to the office of statistics to make their life harder LMAO
>>3572
Yea same here. Though you are not exactly legally allowed to work at 15, well there's a very limited subset of jobs that you can do, so basically most kids go further with education or they go vocational school.

I do not like the latest germ so I'll post a bit older one

>I do not like the latest germ
me neither bestie, her sinon is pretty cute though. shame the anime SUCKS

this one goes out to all the alley cats that say shrivix isn't talented and canon. i-

Germ really emanates the opposite of the cheerleader effect. I posted her friend ~50 posts back and she looked fine, but the moment she's next to Germ she looks like a swamp troll.

naurrr she even made the chips mascot look ugly...

>>3573
>That's pretty much a semantic distinction imo
Disagree

>>3575
nigga thats a BIRD

>>3576
ok I jsut triple posted and I am going to heck but are you sure youre not confusing trace with the other girl violet or whatever her name was?
The one with a bunch of piercings that ryo hung out with a lot, thats a different girl from the one in her most recent tok and the girl in >>3576
this is violet https://www.tiktok.com/@sleepydarla and Ive seen her posted before but cant remember trace [Embed]

>>3575
I think she went a little too hard on the red but I cannot say she's not at least decent at it. Well, I would say she's pretty good for an amateur, that's what I mean.
>>3578
Well, what do you think the percentage of kids that drop out of elementary because of external factors and not being unable to grasp the knowledge base? I would estimate that at single digits at best.

>>3581
I dont know what the percentage of people that drop out are nor was I talking about that because you legally cannot drop out to begin with. The CPS can send the police to literally come to your address and make you go to school if you have no good reason not to attend like a medical complication (though this happens at very extreme cases as large fines and such come first)

>>3580
Of course neko, Germ has many friends who are all quirky and mid on their own way, some being more affected by magnets than others.
I like Violet too, in fact, she's my favourite tokker with an @ starting with "sleepy". Who could forget her Maid Sama! cosplay? Won't post it so I don't get negged at.
Attaching another friend of Germ 🥰🥰

>she's my favourite tokker with an @ starting with "sleepy"
....

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

stumbled across a brony forum and they have a thread where they post pics of themselves
some look the way you expect, some hons here and there but some people actually look remarkably adjusted

>>3583
>Who could forget her Maid Sama! cosplay?
Damn, I looked it up and it actually did distract me enough to forget that she's a metal detector bait.
I mean AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

fuck I shouldve scrolled 2 seconds more before posting
found this girl, total cutie. looks like her fav pony is fluttershy

>>3587
Her skin looks pretty much the same as mine on my right hand. For some reason I've got a literal infestation of moles there compared to almost none on my left.

movie movie movie saturday
Kes (1969)
I got invited to go drinking with normies but the chick hosting the party lived too far away from a good connecting bus station so we are watching britkino instead

>>3589
I have actually seen this film film film, when I was like 5 so I don't remember it except the bit where 4 grown men bully 3 brown kids playing football.

>>3590
forced

>>3589
Wait when what AAAAAA IM PANICKING

>>3591
forced

>>3592
huh

>>3594
Does the spoiler mean that you're changing the date or is it just really early post or is it not Wednesday and I'm losing it?

>>3595
movie movie movie saturday
the spoiler was what couldve been, then the movie wouldve been on friday instead
maybe that girl was into me at second thought, she invited me through a mutual friend after only having met me once

>>3596
Go rizz her up you FRICKIN IDIOTa

>>3597
she wasnt my type, she looked loose, had a weird name, from the north, drank liquor and the worst of all: she lives in an awkward place for me to take the commuters bus back home so I cba

>>3599
But she drinks ALCOHOL and has a WEIRD NAME...
It's over, that guy rejects girls left and right and I haven't spoken to a female for at least a few months...

>>3600
I dont mind alcool but liquor is too much for me

>>3600
>I haven't spoken to a female for at least a few months...
y-you just replied to one >,,,<*

>>3600
cute girls? naurrrr, i'd much rather stay at home and play terraria: cock and ball torture edition

>>3601
Actually liquor is a good sign for females, as in vodka and vodka-like things. I would rather have a girl that drinks low caloric alcohol than high caloric ones, means they're OBSESSED about their wait (good) (unless they're fat in which case it doesn't matter and it's a skip anyway)
>>3602
Yea okay buddy like I'd believe that.
If it's a joke setup I WILL PERSONALLY strangle you with my BEAR HANDS

>>3603
Funniest part? He will probably actually be doing that instead of going PARTYING

I need to gain weight, I do not look good skinny

>>3605
i have put terraria on hiatus cus I cba grinding my head against a wall just to kill Yharim in 300 tries

>>3606
My thoughts exactly (20 kilos ago)
>>3607
Well, you've got a free Saturday :)

>>3608
>Well, you've got a free Saturday :)
I've had a free summer and still not dont anything that I have wanted to do

>>3609
>and still not dont anything that I have wanted to do
english (as a second language) is hard

novacuckle bros....

>>3610
done
it's more a symptom of typing fast is hard

>>3609
>refusing a cute girl has made him all defeatist n shit
Yea okay buddy and I haven't done anything I wanted to do in 30 years what does it matter towards the next SATURDAY HUH?
>>3611
>went on an EDATE with my viewer
>it's actually Nova
If I'm right without watching the video I will do 100 pushups RIGHT NOW

>>3613
It's not actually Nova, that was my first thought too but it's some random viewer that emailed her business email asking to apply to be her boyfriend (this was in the very dark very sad 5 weeks between her breaking up with her ex and her dating Nova)

It's some Polish-German guy called Dawid. I only watched 30 seconds.

>>3614
>It's not actually Nova
That's good because I wouldn't be able to do 100 pushups in one set
>It's some Polish-German guy called Dawid
STOP DOXXING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (it's not me actually, but Dawid is pretty common in Poland)

>>3614
I mentioned this guy in the neko threads when she was doing it

>>3616
yeah but i was sleeping at the time

>>3617
maybe if you stayed awake 24/7/12/365 you wouldnt be missing stuff

>>3618
That comes out to 288/2555 which is around 0.11

>>3618
That comes out to arou2555 which is around 0.11

Is this an elaborate someone posting at the same time as me or did the site just double post a post with errors?
If it's the first one, congrats, you got me, at least until right now.

Is this an elaborate someone posting at the same time as me or did the site just double post a post with errors?
If it's the first one, congrats, you got me, at least until right now.

>>3622
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Decipher this BUDDY

This alley cat says he wants to fuck me, what the neko

Well, I mean, you are like 20 kilos lighter so it's just right that you will bottom.

>he doesn't know that he's talking to the fatneko
You're 20 kilos lighter than me lil pup

>>3626
More like 5 at best.

>>3627
Looks like I need to start bulking.

>>3628
Yea I'm not taking you up on that challenge, I actually need to lose wait sorry.

Another victory royale (with cheese) for me.

>>3619
no it doesnt

>>3631
That is not the way you wrote it, the division sign binds from the right in math notation so it would be 24/(7/(12/365)) which comes out exactly to 288/2555

>>3632
looooool got you oppan epic baitstyle I always hated simplifying multifaceted divisions and wolfram said you were right FUCK YOU

>>3633
Funniest thing? I've just learned that python does not preserve that rule.
I hate the operator binding order lists,
I hate the operator binding order lists,
I hate the operator binding order lists.

I hate the binding of issac
I hate the binding of issac
I hate the binding of issac

>>3635
blatant lie to force a joke
it is a well known fact that you like that midlet game

>>3636
wrong.

!docket

Binding of Issac | Goofball Goals | Quiplash

>>3638
Yea he doesn't stream anymore, that docket is WEEKS old at this point.

>>3639
should chazStream tonight? #8ball

>>3640
(Hell yeah motherfucker!)

chazLive chazLive for chazBattlebit

>>3642
warning: i got mad at my death and ended the stream

...
Acaboat...

>>3566
>leaodobrasil
why is bro angry in the "PAIS DA PUTARIA"

>>3645
?????????

>>3645
jajaja

I need to buy a bigger harddrive. Only got 1TB HDD and video games are so big these days.

>>3648
I live with 1.6tb of storage and it's not that bad. Though I do have SSDs only so that really helps with modern gaming.
I would really recommend getting a decent SSD if possible, preferably nvme if you have a slot.

Why do trans girls like bad movies? I've had this question for a real long time.
>>3649
I do have roughly 500gb SSD, but I try not to install the bigger games on it, and it wouldn't help anyway. Loading somehting to your SSD just makes it boot up faster right?

3 big games is basically all I can fit on my harddrive, maybe I should look into deleting my 200gb of TTRPG maps.

>>3650
>Loading somehting to your SSD just makes it boot up faster right?
Not for the modern games, basically, if the game is bigger than your RAM capacity and for most even without it, you will see performance hit for not using an SSD and I'm talking about not only load times.
Basically anything over like 20 gigs which is most of the games nowadays except for some indies is a bad time on HDD, unless you have a really good HDD.
>maybe I should look into deleting my 200gb of TTRPG maps
Same but for my 350gb of toks

I do not play big games though personally, like the biggest ones that I use are way under 100gigs, I think like Pathfinder was 40gigs, I got dota which is 60, those are the kind of games I would never put on hdd anymore because it would be awful.

Wait a second I just noticed it's 10 hours... Jesus... 10 hours talking about a teenage novel movies...

Trans mentioned

>>3652
Yes but I didn't call any nekos trans.

>>3652
>>3653
He's only human after all, he's only human he does what he can, he's only human he makes mistakes, don't put the blame on him

>>3654
-2 for not referencing ALOO GOBI (but with ELECTRIC GUITARS)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UhIoSAfRkR4 [Embed]

i'd rather be
a man on a mission
oh oh oh my god
what's happening to me?
walking down montana
woah oh oh oh
same old dull routines
same aloo gobi
walking down montana
oh oh oh

>>3656
that song is so fucking bad

>>3657
I will have forever fond memories for it for the HOURS I spent playing Stardew Valley whilst listening to it

gosh darn this cast iron lounger
my butt will bruise

OH OH OH MY GOD
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?

you remember the posts I made about it on... .moe? jeez, it was 3 freaking freaking years ago.

>>3658
>you remember the posts I made about it on... .moe?
unless youve made several, then no and I am glad I dont
that song is intankável

the entire band is, for that matter

You are not alone.
You are not alone.
Someone else will be there with you
be there with you
you are not alone
be there with you
be there with you
you are not alooone

oh oh my god
what's happening to me?

-
I know you don't like it, and objectively their album Ok Human isn't as good as Pinkerton, nor as feel good pop music as most of their otherslop nobody remembers or talks about, but it holds a special place in my heart, especially Aloo Gobi. It cheers me up when I am down.

Thank you Rivers Cuomo. Thank you Weezer. Thank you India for inventing Aloo Gobi. Domo Arigato Mr Roboto for doing the job nobody wants to

THANK YOU VERY MUCHO MR ROBOTO FOR DOI

>Theres a number out to hurt you
Shoutout to the dumbest song I have ever heard

When John Weezer sang "I'm so tall" I was like so true bestie.

>>3663
wow longcel coming here and coping that he isnt a shortchad. lmao actually. laughinjg at you for being cursed with a malaffliction of too much height

look at her look at him, they've got a million likes
better figure out how to multiply, divide
numbers are out to get you, they'll kill you if they get you
numbers, ooooooooooo

>>3663
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r2dosVRzLSM [Embed]

Lowkey, no cap, this song genuinely goes so fucking hard

HE IS IN MY EYES
HE IS IN MY EARS
HE IS IN MY BLOOD
HE IS IN MY TEARS
>>3662
There IS always a number that'll make you feel bad about yourself. There IS always a number that'll make you try to measure up to someone else. Numbers ARE out to get you.
>They say that you're too short to join the team
>and your IQ is too low for poetry
This song would've been KINO if I played as Vincent boarded the rocket to fly into space. The song is literally about being a gene-cel.

ok time for my mischevious spree to end
i am reformed, amgelneko, saint neko

I have watched every episode of Blue Period TWICE, I've even read the Mangas up to volume 15, I have even purchased the first 2 volumes in physical copies.

When will I get my art student gf? I've had this question for a real long time?

>>3667
I think art student girls read gory stuff like Berserk and Junji Ito stuff

>>3655
>why do people get drunk
Because they hate their life and want to forget, at least that's why I do it.
>why do my family get drunk and argue
Because they're really dumb and do not notice the pattern (you get drunk, you argue, nothing gets resolved and everything gets worse)
I genuinely don't understand people that drink and get angry, it's literally the worst possible idea.
If you're prone to anger outbursts you should just not unless you know you're not in the kind of mood that will lead to that.
>>3664
>longcel
Okay that one is pretty good, I wheezed.

>>3668
BGCgirl is technically an art student (she studies animation), but I have blogposted before about how I think her animation style is childish. I can't understand why you'd want to aspire, as an animator, to make children's cartoons, and not even well animated ones with heart like avatar the last airbender, she wants to make shit like Paw Patrol.

Maybe it's an autism thing.
>>3669
Neko... you replied to a deleted post that I tried to bury, now everyone knows that I blogposted about cringe irl stuff.

But I do agree with you, logically drinking when you know it turns you argumentative and loud, and on bad nights, violent, is dumb. Yet they keep doing it, fully aware of what they'll act like later.

>>3666
>i am reformed, amgelneko, saint neko
>satan trips
It didn't even last ONE SECOND. And I was going to CHALLENGE you for it to last 24 hours.
It's over...

>>3667
1. Search for that animay on the toktok
2. Scroll past all the toks made some androgynous looking humanoid and a melanin advantaged individual
3. The results start getting infiltrated by the animay "Perfect Blue"
4. Awoooooooga

>>3670
>you replied to a deleted post that I tried to bury
Didn't even notice it's deleted until you pointed it out just now. Endchan does not mark posts as deleted and I never refresh the site, well, rarely refresh the site when it BREAKS.
>Maybe it's an autism thing.
Maybe she just has bad taste.

I have no idea what's said in this tok and I will post it ANYWAY

>>3670
>deleting posts
cringe

>>3671
>And I was going to CHALLENGE you for it to last 24 hours.
its called a CHALLENGE because its IMPOSSIBLE
picrel is boni when i am on my saint arc

>>3672
Hey neko, just wanted to let you know the character that is being cosplayed in this toktik is MALE. That's right, it's a CROSSDRESSER.
=)

>>3675
>picrel is boni when i am on my saint arc
Why does Boni have the aureola?
If you're the saint it should be you having the aureola not Boni, this doesn't make sense at all, unless... You're actually THE DEVIL all ALONG I knew IT
>>3676
Yea okay buddy I saw that, you're cool in my book from now on.

I found another cosplayer to follow by looking up blueperiod cosplay on tiktok.

Thanks nekos, this girl is so cute and perfectly captures how handsome Yatora aka TorontoTokyo is.

>>3678
>dota reference
Nobody got it I'm sorry

>>3676
If only you saw my toks (I know nobody clicks on them because they're all in HEVC) then you'd know how many boys I post on purpose :^)

>>3680
Wait a second I CLICK THEM, they're BOYS? I AM NOT CLICKING THEM ANYMORE BUDDY

>>3677
>aureola
erm what

bros imagine if this was a meguca board

>she even recreated his first watercolour painting
I can't, she's perfect.
Michelle, my girl, I love her I love her I love her.

So hey, wow. FUCK YOU SID
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>3682
I guess a halo would be better but it's still an english word, for a second there you got me doubting, FUCK YOU

>>3683
Once you finish paying that Sir on fiver, we'll have a meguca board.

>>3683
I cannot. I got banned from all neko-related meguca boards.

>>3681
Only the best boys for my cool cats.
>>3682
Auréola is halo is Boni's language, ebin fail...

Yeah, next time I go into the city centre I'm buying myself another set of earrings. Yatora aka TorontoTokyo looks so fucking cool, I am anime boy maxxing.

>>3685
had no idea
>In Romance languages, the noun Aureola is usually more related to the disc of light surrounding the head of sacred figures, which in English is called halo or nimbus.
>>3687
no, I said imagine if THIS was a meguca board
we would start anew, away from this horrible slowposting hellhole
every morning I wake up and I am in a steamy mood, yeah? Because I post on in a SLOWHOLE. ENDCHAN is a SLOWHOLE

I'm still surprised nekochen actually gets posts, you'd think a month after we'd all left that the alley cats would've skidaddled, but they're still lounging about waiting for the jazz band to return and make things groovy.

>>3691
The domain runs out in january, think it'll be renewed?

>>3692
>this intrepid intellectual idol checked the domain status by using the #domain command
I kneel...

But seriously, I think he'll renew it. Assuming his goal is still to eventually supplant the cave, he needs a recognised and remembered domain for them to fall back on when the cave is inevitably down for 2 weeks again.

>>3693
lol so true

erm... she the devil... she a bad little bitch she a rebel...
>>3694
I can't believe she recreated the neko-made "boni laugh.mp4" video, she's a real fan fr

>>3690
>ENDCHAN is a SLOWHOLE
I feel though that it is conducive towards longer posts, at least there's that.
Well, it is what it is and we have to deal with it at least for a while.

gnightnekos

>>3697
Goodnite, I'll go to sleep too, maybe today I will not wake up at 2 hours past what I should.

Early bird gets the... Arie???

good morning nekos, as the first post of this morning, i declare life will be wonderful

>>3700
>as the first post of this morning
FUCK YOU BUDDY
But also good morning late riser neko :)

>>3699
A year or to ago I actually read the first two chapters of that animay Arie's cosplaying for half a year and also watched the first episode of something that was supposed to be the same shtick but with newer characters, whatever, all because I was curious of what was the meaning of that card all the fus were wearing around their necks.
That animay is way too fucked up and I was baffled about how many teenage girls knew about it and liked it enough to buy the costumes and do some idiot little dances for the camera. No wonder more and more fus look perfectly fine one day and then suddenly start selling the others. Mind what your daughters watch.
Also I had a very specific tok I wanted to post with this blogpost but my fu deleted it, so I scrolled down my entire downloads folder thrice and didn't find it. I was pretty sure I posted it on r4 one day, so I opened the last 20 threads and ctrl+f'ed all of them with "kake" and "rina". Didn't find my fu, but found the same Acid tok reposted a bunch of times (it was fine) and almost a dozen Kay's (softy) and she's so ugly I can't even. "Rina" also landed on a single Furina cosplay by an equally vile tokker.
So going back to my downloads folder, didn't find the tok I wanted but caught three (ignoring all the Arie's) other cosplays, one being Nora's (awoooga) and the other being Ari's (forgottenfu). I'm attaching the third which is by far the worst of them.

>>3702
+2 for great ramble
I don't think Kakegurui is that bad tbh, I liked it when I watched it, it's very easy to disassociate yourself from the characters while enjoying it. Maybe it's different for women though, I dunno.

>>3702
this fu is cute
>Ari (forgottenfu)
we miss Ariposting

>>3702
>Nora's (awoooga)
we all think this about Norafawn. She's so beautiful and perfect. i-

It really makes you think.

>open steam
>stare blankly at my library for 5 minutes
>pick a game
>play for 30 minutes
>switch to another game
who else do this???

Yet another day that I have not done a single actually interesting thing that I have wanted to get done for weeks RAAAAAAAH
>the day isn't over yet
The lack of dopamine flowing through my veins prohibit me from starting RAAAAAH

>>3711
>who else do this???
Yea that basically means I don't feel like playing anything and I'm just going through the motions.
Though I do do that sometimes, even though I know it's dumb.
>>3712
Well, I guess it's time to start doing things that are neither interesting nor useful since you're not going to get anything done anyway BUDDY.
NOW GET TO WORK FUCKO

>>3713
>time to start doing things that are neither interesting nor useful
thats why I have been watching boring streams of boring games and boring youtube vids all day

>>3714
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FKJANiM_ef0 [Embed]
I'm listening to this song rn :)

>SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
Ayoooooooo Marina WHAT THE NEKO?

>>3715
Why would you listen to Marina's third worst album?

>>3717
Because I like all her songs pretty much and I've had the marina mood

scrolling the brony forum again and this chad has been posting on the site for 5 years

>>3719
I got mogged by a brony... ACABOU (actually) (not joking)

>>3720
pretty sure he mogs us all

>>3719
Look buddy, when I attach here all my furries and crossdressers, it's a joke. The moment I close this tab those things don't ever cross my mind.
Why are you visiting those websites on your free time?

>>3722
>The moment I close this tab those things don't ever cross my mind.
Any Truthseekers out there to check the verity of this statement?
I am having an intense feeling of doubt here.

>>3722
Oh, I was just joking too haha..... obviously....

>>3723
I am the head of the Neko Truthseekers Association and I put my best men on this post and the results are astounding.

ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT. TRUE.

This neko only has beautiful women (females) on his mind and disapproves when his fellow humanoids disguise themselves as beasts.

Found out the voice actor for Yotsugi Ononoki is the same one who did Yukino from snafu

>>3726
Yukino YukinoSHITa is not my wife, she is a kuudere and probably trans as well. Yui Yuigahama, redhead airhead tomboy sex, god bless.

This was my desktop background for like 2 years

mooooooooods hes posting AGP material in the thread

Yes, I'm a trans woman, how could you tell from my MyAnimeList?

>>3728
I actually took my first moderation actions earlier today to delete and ban the tadpole. It took me a while but I figured out how to use the moderation tools on endchan and banned the guy that had just been making weird text posts. I could see he didn't engage in good faith with anyone here, nor post any toks.

>>3730
what posts were he making?

>>3731
bad ones. you can probably still guess which posts are his ITT, because none of them have any replies and they're just really hostile

>>3732
I have read every post in this thread and since the time I mentioned that there were weird posts for a week or so I havent thought about anything
wish there was a modlog i could stalk

>>3725
>head of Truthseekers Association
>posts HEVC toks
Yea buddy IF it was true I would be calling NEPOTISM.
>>3732
I was actually considering responding to some of them (since there were quite a few that directly responded to my toks) but I've decided it's not worth my time to engage.

>>3732
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>>3733
In the last 2 threads I could see only 20 posts, he posts very infrequently. I don't think the ban really matters, everyone has a vpn and he can just VPN hop, but maybe it'll make him think about his posts in the future.

I don't like to ban people, and the only posts I want to delete are my own, when I write something retarded.

>>3735
would've been a shoe in for the book of eric posts but you make an ascii fail

fail. sad.

>>3737
I bet he can't triforce either

confession: I have never triforced successfully

confession: the doctors say my testosterone levels are off the freaking charts and i am the most masculine and least trans person to ever live

Yea off the freaking charts but on the bottom end of the spectrum BUDDY

Though if you didn't mention the second thing I was going to say that I have never actually successfully triforced on a chan either, I did play with ascii a bit on discord so I might know how to do it but it was never a priority for me

I'm not going to be suckered into being mean to a neko. I love life, life is wonderful. I will now post things I love.
>>3735
This is a really good post and a good drawing neko. Take a +6 from me.
>>3725
I actually quite like this song, when I worked at a pharmacy and they had the radio on constantly this song was always on the radio so it's successfully surgeried and brainwormed into my head.

Those kind of walls are cool too, but I don't recognise the Manga. Any nekos here know what it is?
>>3723
I find the audio ironic because she is singing "You so clean" whilst, of course, funkertron is covered in ketchup.
>>3719
He's pretty handsome, ngl if I looked like this, life would be wonderful indeed.
>>3715
ngl if I looked like this, life would be wonderful indeed.

>>3742
think its jujutsu forsen

only took 5 hours of effort and over a week straight of hyping myself up for it but I have watched three and a half (3,5) episodes RAAAAAAAH

>>3744
What have I done that's productive in the last 7 days
>Applied to TWO jobs
>Ran ONE session a TTRPG for a friend
>Read 1.2 million words of an unfinished Harry Potter fanfiction
Yep, we're /producing/

When you consider that the fanfiction has actually been my 5th re-read of this particular story, it sounds like an even less productive week. Maybe after I'm done with it I can start reading one of these new fangled sci-fi books I've got.

>>3745
gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers buddy

>>3742
>she is singing "You so clean" whilst, of course, funkertron is covered in ketchup
I think the lyrics are about the subject (male) so probably about the (imaginary) person in front of the funke.

Also I'm not going to say anything about me being productive this week because my list is shorter than any of yours (nonexistent)

Imagine if all the nekos put their productivity together... we could conquer planets

>>3748
the productivity of all of us combined would be just enough to get out of bed and shower but I am seriously dragging down the mean

>one chance at life
>wasn't born a 43 year old photographer in western canada
Why even fucking live.

Isn't it ironic how the most handsome and intelligent nekos are also the least productive?

aiko my beloved

>>3751
If you're talking about yourself: FUCK YOU
If you're talking about someone else: FUCK YOU for sowing dissent
Also I'm going to sleep goodnight

>>3753
goodnight neko sleep tight

I have had enough of being lazy and only watching SHIT youtube videos and streams so I have now decided to download League again

>>3755
There goes my plans to have a neko dota 5 stack...

pulled my pants down and flexxed infront of the mirror and man I wish I could just fatten up my face a bit and stay this level of lean on the rest of the body
my face needs to bulk but the rest of me doesnt

aha, first post of the new wonderful day claimed by me.

the ending of the words is ALMSIVI

>>3758
>attachment
Yea whoever put this out does not understand Streisand effect.
You just block ignore those kind of mails on your "professional mail"

Also good morning neko :)

>>3759
>whoever put this out
You just posted her ;)

also, check dms ;)

>>3760
>You just posted her ;)
I guess susu STEWPID
>also, check dms ;)
THERES NOTHING IN MY DMS, why does everybody tell me to check DMS when they NEVER send me ANYTHING???????