Anonymous 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:14 Id: 69d5b5 No.130106 del
Authorities On Hunt For Arsonist Who Just Burned Down Three Presidential Campaigns

At publishing time, authorities warned that the arsonist was still at large and likely to strike again.

https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-on-hunt-for-arsonist-who-just-burned-down-three-presidential-campaigns