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Counselors are trained and paid to keep a straight face for the duration of their session, no matter how weird the conversation would be in any other social setting. They've seen it all and are legally required (in first world countries) to keep their mouth shut. Unless you're sharing pedo or violent thoughts about harming yourself or another, that gets you vanned. Meet guy saying that he's a antromorphic teapot from Zeta Reticule sent to liberate coconuts? They've seen weirder.