Lemy Loud was walking down the street one day with his hands in his pockets when someone called out to him from a dark alley. "Pssst hey kid. Come here."

Lemy knew that bad stuff could happen in a dark alley but no one ever said he was smart, so he went in happy to make a new friend. A guy about 18 stood by a trash can. Lemy grinned at him and walked over. "Hey man. How's it going?"

"Good" the guy said. He took a baggie out of his pocket. "Want to buy some weed?"

Lemy's eyes widened. He had heard lots of cool stuff about weed but never had it himself. His mom smoked it sometimes but she was dumb and never let him have any. "Sure" Lemy said and started to get excited. "How much?"

"50 dollars."

"50 dollars? That's crazy."

"Take it or leave it. I'll even roll you a joint for free."

Lemy didn't want to spend 50 dollars on weed but he couldn't pass up this opportunity. He forked over the money and ran home straight to the one person he wanted to share it with. His brother Lyle.

Lyle was sitting in his room. Lemy came in and explained what happened and Lyle grinned. "Dude awesome. Let's go smoke it."