Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:26 No.18240 del

>(Maybe she needs to revise that probably.)
>"I-I-I-"
>"Shhhhh...." Dad cuts her off with a gentle finger to her lips. He leans over her, and she's suddenly very aware that she's trapped by her own blankets.
>Her eyes dart around for an escape avenue.
>Spot the shapes her smaller siblings in the darkness.
>Look over and can vaguely make out the lack of a grill on her vent.
>Hear a rustle as the shapes pilfer her bag. Stare with betrayal at the Lupa and Leia shaped ones.
>Get flipped off by Lupa.
>"The secret..." she trembles as Dad leans in to her ear. "Is..."
>"Dad you-"
>"I LOVE YOU LOAN!~~"
>She swears she can hear vertebrae dislocating as Lincoln's arms clamp around her like steel vices. She gasps as best can- but can only whimper as Dad rains down a hailstorm of alcohol-scented kisses to any exposed part of her face and head.
>"Daaad whhhyyyyy..." she gasps as she desperately and utterly ineffectually tries to dodge his smooches.
>"Because I love you and you and yooouuuu!~~"

>Operation Liquor Leveraged Larceny Outcome:

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