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/TLVG/ The Loud Verse General #20 Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No. 17759
A thread for TLH fankid and OC material.

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Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.17760 del
Man, this fandom was excessively cruel towards Loan in the early days.


Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.17761 del
>>17760
>mom kiss you
Cruelty beyond reason


Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.17763 del
>>17760
>>17761
Bad response but also I'd argue people still treat Loan like shit in fanfics.


Anonymous 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.17768 del
>>17759
Drunk Lori is a a caring but dangerous Lori


Anonymous 03/20/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.17775 del
>Standard SK Setup.
>Be Loan.
>Four days since she last showered.
>Fresh off latest 18-hour gaming session.
>BAM!
>Door implosion.exe
>Definitely don't squeal like pig as parent invades.
>Smell the scent of alcohol.
>No chance of escape.
>Fear crushing Dadhug+kisses until Mom steps into the light.
>"O-o-oh *fuck*."
>Mom blinks like a frog as she takes in the NEET-cave.
>"Lo-anne~~" she's doing the sing-song voice.
>She's drawing out Loan's name.
>"Y-yeah-"
>"H-how-*burp*- how long have you been all..." she does the frog blink again as she tries to brain. "*This*."
>"Ahh..." she probably means her latest NEET-streak.
>Not the whole failure at life thing.
>"Just a few days." Loan does a shaky smile.
>Lori stares her down.
>Loan sweats more.
>"J-just- umm..."
>"Honey what day is it?" Lori's voice is suddenly sharp and clear.
>Eyes dart to the computer.
>"Without looking."
>Darn.
>Best guess it is.
>"Thuuuu-" Mom's eyes narrow. "Frriday!"
>Dramatic pause.
>"Are you sure?"
>No.
>"Y-yeah!"
>Mom walks around the NEET-debris.
>Loan shrinks back as she hears crunching from something under the surface.
>Mom stops a foot away.
>Then suddenly she's a lot closer.
>Also they're hugging now for some reason.
>"Oh Loan, this is all my fault."
>Nani?
>"I've let this all go on far too long." Mom sighs. "Just look at you, what kind of life is this?"
>Okay. Used to visible disappointment from anyone not blind but feel like this is leading somewhere dangerous.
>"But that ends tonight."
>Oh no.
>Eye twitch as Mom goes in for a kiss on the cheek.
>"M-Mom, what are you doing?"
>Mwah.
>Repress a shudder at human contact
>"Mom I'm twenty-"
>"And well overdue growing up." Mom steps back and doesn't even look drunk anymore.
>(Feel dread like the last time she tried to apply for a job)
>"Get in the shower Loan. It's time we made you a functional adult."


Anonymous 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.17777 del
>>17775
Piss off


Anonymous 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.17778 del
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Anonymous 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.17779 del
>>17775
Funny, anon.


Anonymous 03/20/2026 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.17780 del
>>17775
Not a fan of slob Loan, but alright story all the same


Anonymous 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.17781 del
>>17778
A happy Lil honeybee just in time for spring


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.17782 del
Not sure when the #19 will be deleted so here's the archive for it.
https://archive.is/avfY7


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.17783 del
>>17775
>NEET-streak
lul


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.17784 del
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Scottish Lupa


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.17785 del
>>17784
Lincoln took the kids on a vacation to Loch Loud.


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.17786 del
>>17784
Lupa 'ben up yer bowfin minge, ya wee cunt' Loud


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.17787 del
What are most of the opinions on Loan as a character? What are some different headcanons some of you thought would be fun to see ?


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 19:39 [Preview] No.17788 del
>>17787
My opinion is that her neetdom and mental illness make her extremely erotic, I headcanon that she is into the craziest shit ever.


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 20:22 [Preview] No.17789 del
>>17787
I headcanon her as very anxious but with help of parents, family, friends she's growing more conversational, open and braver in public


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.17790 del
>>17787
I think Lori would not only spoil her daughter, but put her in some expensive private school. Maybe still lazy, but imagine Loan as more of a rich brat.


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.17792 del
>>17791
I don't know who had a bigger hate boner for Lincoln. Pat or Flagg.


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.17793 del
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Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.17800 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CWP1xLJ6s-A [Embed]


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.17801 del
>>17775
I love this shit keep em coming (and I hope you do a beans story to)


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.17802 del
>>17800
who- why fucking make that first image...


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.17803 del
>>17775
Nice story


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.17804 del
Enclave? You here? Can you archive previous thread?


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.17805 del
>>17790
>some expensive private school
Agree that Lori would indulge her every whim, but Loan definitely attended a regular school


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.17806 del
>>17787

NEET. But not because she was once normal and got Diddy'd or something.

I think Lori would be an overbearing, but well intentioned Mom.

But this is the same girl who went full authoritarian every chance she got on her siblings. Add in the obvious teen mom thing on top of her control-freak and vain tendencies that she hadn't grown out of yet, and I tend to think of her as having started out as an ambitious tiger-mom who pushed Loan too hard when she was young.

She does love Loan, but between all the pressure and her own drive to succeed I think that Lori would try to do it all and end up making a wreck. She'll try to be both the ultra-ambitious businesswoman she imagined herself being when she was younger, and a ultra-successful 'single mom'.

This means the snapshot for Loan's developmental years would be a lonely girl who has to move around and lose her friends whenever her Mom's career demands it. At the same time though she's under pressure from Mom to be great at school/extra-curriculars/whatever, and Mom isn't paying enough attention to realize Loan is cracking under the pressure. Lincoln and the rest of the family probably do their best, but Loan's time is usually taken up and they can't always get out to see her when she's half way across the country.

Puberty comes in, things comes to a boil and when Loan can't take it anymore she just breaks down entirely and goes full NEET. A girl who was once apparently perfect from the outside fails to graduate high school, and can't even talk to people because of a combination of missing social development and assorted complexes.

It's just so much easier for her to exist in her safe room, and live through the internet than going outside...


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.17808 del
>>17806

Also there's the whole product of incest thing. She could either be dealing with that for her whole life and it's one of the big things wearing down her psyche as she realizes the implications more and more as she grows up, or maybe it's something her family reveal when she's a teen and they think she can handle it.

But instead it becomes the anvil that breaks the camel's back.


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.17809 del
>>17804
Not Enclave, but It was done earlier by this anon. >>17782
archive.is and .ph are under the same ownership.
>>17806
>>17808
M'yeah, I'm liking this HC.


Enclaveanon Board owner 03/23/2026 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.17812 del
Will update the archive pastebin now and delete the previous thread after, apologies for the delay. Thanks again to the anon who got it right away.
(Edited because the site wasn't working when I went to it, worked again 4 minutes later. Go figure.)
>>17804
Yeah, I'm around. Sorry, just been tired lately and I forgot to do it before, but I've still been keeping an eye on the thread. Missed this post until now though. How are all of you doing these days?
Edited last time by Enclaveanon on 03/23/2026 (Mon) 02:02.


Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.17813 del
Evening, gents.
>>17810
Nice spread anon.
>>17812
>Sorry, just been tired lately
Mmm, sorry to hear that, hope all is well on your end.
>How are all of you doing these days?
Doing good. Been wanting to write things but the drive to do so has been lackluster. Naturally, being a extremely lazy bastard will do that. How about you? Hows that booru coming along?


Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.17814 del
>>17812
Thanks for your work
>How are all of you doing these days
Surprisingly good, thread have been slow lately, but the spammer disappeared somewhere, so there was a nice atmosphere. can't vouch for other anons, but same in irl too


Enclaveanon Board owner 03/23/2026 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.17816 del
>>17813
Thanks, it's been fine enough, just lacked the desire to get that thread in order. I'd been wanting to post again for a while.
>Hows that booru coming along?
It's going better than before, we have a lot of things on paper that would make it much more efficient in both cost and code to run, but it hasn't been made. The biggest obstacle is finding someone who can actually put it together and or fix it. I wouldn't mind helping, but this is one of those things where you're stuck if you haven't got the right skillset for it, which I don't. It's been hard to find a replacement sysadmin.
>>17814
You're welcome anon, glad things are going alright. I noticed that as well, he's been quiet a while now, but hey, I'm not complaining.


Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.17817 del
>>17812
It's All good, glad to see you're doing alright, daylight savings and allergies had me loopy a bit too.


Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.17820 del
>>17809

>M'yeah, I'm liking this HC.

Cool, thanks. I also think that in this case, part of the reason that Loan's like 'this' now is probably because after her breakdown Lori panicked and swung to the opposite extreme. Becoming overly permission and more than a little hands-off...

Which unfortunately became enabling of Loan's bad coping mechanisms and allowed her to devolve into full NEETdom.

No Bad Touch or physical abuse needed. Just Lori being flawed like she is in the show, Loan missing early socialization for realistic reasons, and good a heaping of incest angst.


Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.17821 del
>>17820
>No Bad Touch or physical abuse needed. Just Lori being flawed like she is in the show

It'll never catch on with the fandom in that case


Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.17823 del
>>17821

Okay but what if we also gave her massive Daddy issues because Lincoln was both on the other side of the country and also her 'uncle' for most of her (lonely) childhood?

So as far as she knew she grew up without a Dad, but in reality she always had one who wanted her but was too far away/busy with his bajillion other kids. But then she *does* finally get her Dad but its a monkey's-paw wish thing


Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.17824 del
>>17821
What makes you say that?

I somewhat think it's because of early coomer thoughts or edginess.
But it would be a new way to look at Loan or another headcanon for her


Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.17825 del
>>17810
Lari n Loan appreciation day


Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.17826 del
>>17790
Loan headcanoned as being a pampered but spoiled kid sounds good and believable


Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.17827 del
>>17823
>Okay but what if we also gave her massive Daddy issues because Lincoln was both on the other side of the country and also her 'uncle' for most of her (lonely) childhood?

Won't catch up if you treat Lincoln like that.


Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.17828 del
>>17813
OGs behind bars


Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.17829 del
>>17823
Sounds alright. Its almost taking a plot from Trillhouse's What She was Missing. She’d want a Dad and positive role model in her life, but wouldn't expect what comes with it.


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.17830 del
Does anyone else have the rest of this image set, of Pat's fake sinkid fighting game set? I'm pretty sure there was at least a Lupa one with her wielding a butterfly knife.


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 04:55 [Preview] No.17831 del
He had to start slowing down at guys night. They were gonna be the death of him

Lincoln slumped down and sighed into his coffee at the table as he was greeted by a hot Saturday morning. His head throbbed as he barely recognized the usually rude greeting of his daughter Lupa.

"Sup drunk middle aged old guy," Lupa perked. "how's it hangin."

"Ugh, go to your room, your grounded for... something, you did something I'm gonna regret today."

Lupa continued to teasingly swarm around the half hungover Lincoln as she held a few tablets of Tylenol and rub his back.

"Aww and after I came down this morning to help you with your headache?" Lupa said teasingly holding the keys to his relief. "But since I'm grounded already..how about you tell me how much fun it was pretending you were still young for a night."

"Well..umm"
......

12 hours ago.

"Alright ladies first round of drinks is on me!" Lincoln shouted as he and friends grabbed a table.

Rusty eagerly guzzled down the first of many beers as he sighed. "God I needed this, you would not believe the week I've had, who knew teaching piano and running a suit store would be this..rough."

"I guess you could say you're not..Suited..for it." Zach replied.

Liam quickly interjected. "Ha you think that's bad, try working 11 hours on a farm all day and get back to me."

Clyde followed with his own woes."It beats arguing and disciplining kids all day, by the way Linc I'm gonna need you to come in for Lupa...again."

Lincoln hastily changed the subject. "Guys guys guys, remember it's Friday we're not here to argue about the week, we're here to get..LOADED!!"

"Yea! Wooaa!!"

2 hours and many drinks later.

"Lemme up on that bull goddammit, I been riding and rustling all my life I can handle a mechanical one!" Liam yelled to the staff dj and game conductor

"Hey there little lady," Lincoln hazily swayed to another patron. "how bout me you and your friends over there come back to our...wait, Cleo!?..Is that you?!"

"W-What..n-no."

Lincoln could hardly hear as he barely saw Cleo run to another table and out the door with her friends.

He shook his eyes. "...Weird.." He swore he saw his friends daughters. He thought he saw Lyra too. Then he walked back to his friends with a beer "..Anyways. Hey Dj, C'mon if there's anyone who can ride a bull here its my buddy here!"

"Hello, you still here, you're not gonna puke or anything are ya?" Lupa said snapping his attention from his hazed memory and back to her.

"I...I remember now. Lincoln replied.

Lupa began. "Good. Now maybe you can tell me what hap-

"Wh-what was Lyra doing there yesterday. And -agh my head, and what did you do at school yes-yester- "

"Here's the Tylenol you need Dad, gotta go..yeah later." Lupa said as she quickly left the kitchen.

Lincoln gulped the coffee down with his Tylenol. After he remembered he had a house of kids to rope up.

And after he remembered..he had to start slowing down at guys nights. They were gonna be the death of him.


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.17832 del
>>17831
>Rusty
>Clyde
Cringe


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.17833 del
>>17831
Ok story anon


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.17834 del
>>17831
It's alright. Slight exhale out the nose out of ten ten.
Gah! You make me want to write-fag a lil bit.


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.17835 del
>>17793
The 3 bestest girls


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.17836 del
>>17834
Go for it!


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.17837 del
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>>17831
Hammered hammered.


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.17838 del
>>17831
Good story DA.


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.17839 del
>>17838
Not me this time, anon. Although I am glad to see another writefag willing to consider Lincoln will keep his friends as an adult. Most people don't.


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.17840 del
>>17839
Because they all suck


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.17841 del
>>17837
Nice


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.17842 del
>>17838
That's not DA. If it was, Lupa wouldn't be in it at all. He's only capable of writing about Lyra and the beans.


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.17844 del
What happened to /tlvg/? I swear every green that gets posted here nowadays plays it too safe.


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.17845 del
>>17778
Animal tag


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.17846 del
>>17830
More animal tags


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.17847 del
>>17843
Ancient preserved fossilized barf


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.17848 del
>>17844
Everyone here got older and grew out of their edgy phase.


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.17849 del
>>17848
I'm not saying greens gotta be edgy and all that but like all these new greens have no bite at all to them. They're too sanitized. Too wholesome. Too milquetoast. Whatever happened to interesting writing?


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.17850 del
>>17849
Could you explain or give an example to compare it to?


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.17851 del
>>17830
Big sister and little sister


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.17852 del
>>17831
Good story


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.17853 del
>>17826
I think Dove had a headcanon with Loan as a spoiled rich daughter.


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.17854 del
>>17853
>Dove
Cringe


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.17855 del
>>17831
This was ok anon.

>>17853
It was some other girls too she made. It was probably a personality swap


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.17856 del
>>17830
>Looks at tag number
Whatever happened to Lulu #1-11?


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.17857 del
>>17856
They had "defects" and were promptly eliminated.


Jest visiting 03/27/2026 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.17858 del
The second one

>Loan Loud was seven today she was excited about her birthday.
>No one came for her party even her dad didn't make it. She just stared at the cake with six candles on it.
>"Mommy I'm seven today."
>Lori took a long drag on her cigarette.
>"I know dear I bought you the cake and set this party up remember."
>Loan tugged on Lori's pants.
>"I know mommy but there are only six candles and no one came. There's not even any balloons?"
>Lori rolled her eyes and put her cigarette on the cake. She patted Loan on the head.
>"Most girls like it when people think they're younger, maybe that attitudes why no one came."
>Loan was starting to cry.
>"Why isn't daddy here?"
>"Because just like 7 years ago he forgot to buy the balloons now blow out your candles and make a wish!"
>Loan blew out her candles and wished she knew why no one came.
>Later that night when Loan was throwing out the cake with the ash on it she saw all the invites in the trash her wish came true.

More Loan abuse why I dunno I just like abusing her

>Loan waited with tears in her parents room.
>Today was Monday that’s mommy day.
>While waiting like a good girl Loan decided to be a bit naughty.
>Loan opened up the dresser near the bed
>Loan see’s her dad’s gun.
>Loan never held a gun before she trembled as she’s picked it up.
>Holding that gun made her feel something new.
>A kind of power, for once she didn’t feel so weak and helpless.
>Before she could think any further she hears her mom walking towards the door.
>She gulps and swallows all her fear and doubts to summon her courage.
>Loan started to breath heavily with one eye closed and water distorting her sight, she raised the gun high and by bit her lip.
>Shaking as she pointed the gun at the door.
>”Who loves special mommy daughter day?”
>Breathing heavily Loan mumbles.
>”I...I do Mom.”
>Loan squeezes the trigger and she hears a click.
>”Wha wha what’s happening!”
>The door opens and a surprisingly sober Lori come see in.
>”Liar I knew you didn’t love it.”
>Loan falls to the floor face like a puppy that got caught peeing on the carpet.
>Loan is still trying to fire the gun nothing but clicks come out.
>”Not that it’s loaded dear but the safety is literally still on.”
>Lori grabs the gun off her daughter and pulls her towards the bed.
>”This was a test dear to see if you really loved me and if you could be trusted.”
>Loan whimpered.
>Lori just brushed her hair.
>”It’s ok I’ll still make you feel special I just don’t have to feel bad about it anymore.”

Another fuck Loan story let’s call it a Loan for lunch
That’s stupid it’s a dumb name. I mean fuck that kid is getting bullied I can see it now.
>”Hey Loan me your lunch money.”
>Loan tightens her grip on her backpack straps and gulps nervously.
>”Hey Loud are you deaf or just stupid money now!”
>Loan remembered her father's words bullies are a superstitious cowardly lot. This gave her confidence
>”You can’t have it my mommy made it just for me!”
> Loan was instantly punched in the stomach she felt a bile rise up as she coughed and her knees hit the ground.
>Before Loan could do anything she felt the girl grab her hair and pulled her face to her knee giving Loan a black eye.
>Loan was in tears as the girl ripped her backpack of her and rummaged around finding her lunch box.
>The bully opened the box took a bite of her sandwich and hucked it like a loogie in Loans face.
>”Eww tuna your mom sucks next time bring money dork!”
>The bully opened Loan’s Juice box and poured it on her head before leaving with her cake dessert and apple.
>Loan sobbed silently on the ground rolling into a fetal position, thinking her dad was wrong she was the coward.


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.17859 del
Oh Jesus. Ya happy now >>17844?
>>17858
You evil depraved anon. The greens could use some work, something tells me you're ESL, but hey, whatever, at least we're getting something around here. Loan abuse aside, I think the second one was probably the best one of the three. Other than that, fuck you.


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.17860 del
>>17859
He asked for bite only to turn around bring us try hard edgy Loan fics


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.17861 del
>>17860
Probably isn't the same anon.


Jest visiting 03/27/2026 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.17862 del
>>17859
These are old Greens just reposts from long ago. Who’s your favorite sinkid, or just someone you want to read about, I can see if I have one of them in a green text I can post.


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.17863 del
>>17862
If you're going to be republishing older greens maybe do something a bit more positive? Maybe even match >>17844's request for something not-edgy, but with "bite" or whatever.


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.17864 del
>>17859
>Oh Jesus. Ya happy now

No. Not really. That's just trying too hard to be different and try to fit the spirit of how the fandom used to be.


Jest visiting 03/27/2026 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.17865 del
>>17863
Ok so something more like this?

Wrestling isn't wrestling.
>"I'm telling You guys it's awesome check it out!”
>Lemy turns on the tv and sits between Lyle and Bobby jr.
>"This is so fake."
>"Shut up Lyle you don't know right Bobby!"
>"Well I'm sure the stunts are real."
>Lyle smirks and Lemy groans.
>"Not you too, come on guys what's possibly fake about this?”
>"Well for one thing, they're stomping when they hit the other guy nobody does that in a fight."
>"They don't?"
>Both Lyle and Bobby look concerned at Lemy.
>"Jesus man no wonder you keep losing fights!"
>Lyle is shaking his head with disdain.
>"Alright alright fine I'll admit that's apparently weird... But you can't possibly name anything else off about wrestling."
>"Uh actually, there is something."
>"No Bobby don't you dare!"
>Lyle is sporting a wicked cat like grin ear to ear.
>"Yes Bobby dare! Dare!"
>"I don't want to say it's nothing."
>Lemy looks relieved
>Lyle looks annoyed but his grin comes back fast.
>"Really Bobby nothing well I guess it couldn't be half as bad as that lizard fight, you know the one Lemy was mocking when we watched star treck."
>Bobby jr look pissed.
>"They don't even connect when they dropkick! Who lets them grab their arms when they throw! Why would you ever fight your boss! It's terrible writing fit for an awful eighties soap opera!"
>Lyle falls backwards laughing.
>Lemy just turns off the tv and puts his grunts and flips them off, as he walks away.
>"Oh fuck off, you guys suck."
>"Did I go too far?"
>Lyle pops back up and puts his arm around Bobby Jr.
>"He was stomping his feet when he punched people this'll help him."
>"Still I feel like we kicked a puppy."
>Lyle rolls his eyes annoyed.
>"Fine we'll find him some real wrestling to watch."
>Bobby smiles looking happy and hugs Lyle.
>"Come on man don't make this gay."
>Lyle pushes Bobby away and pulls out a cellphone.
>"Alright what do you think he'd prefer MMA, or Lucador?"
>Bobby scratches his chin.
>"MMA, luchador will remind him of Aunt Lynn and who wants to picture girls wrestling?"
>Lyle blushes a bit imagining Aunt Lynn pinning someone.
>"Not me..."


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.17866 del
>>17864
What would you have in mind then?
>>17865
Uh, yeah, sure. That works, alternatively just... stop republishing things and make some new things.


Jest visiting 03/27/2026 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.17867 del
>>17866
Why something new when you can have Zoidberg? Nah I’ll try and dust off my old writing chops ok give me a request and I’ll see if I still got the busted chops to make English teachers cry. Pick a kid or kids and any scenario and I’ll see what I can do.


Jest visiting 03/27/2026 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.17868 del
Nothing huh? Well makes sense I’m ancient not sure if any of you even know who I’am, well I’ll post an old favorite of mine that never caught on, and I’ll check the thread again in like 8ish hours, see if anyone puts in a request.


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.17869 del
>>17867
How about Lynn Jr drives Laika home after she lost a boxing match

Or

Leia and Stephanie argue over territory lines at the Royal Woods park


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.17870 del
Wait

>jest visiting
>jest
Jestsumguy?


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.17871 del
>>17856
I think it's cause she's the twelfth child.
1. Loan
2. Liena
3. Lyle
4. Lyra
5. Lemy
6. Liby
7. Lacy
8. L3
9. Lupa
10. Leia
11. Lizy
12. Lulu


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.17872 del
>>17870
Possibly


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.17873 del
>>17853
She got that from DA


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.17874 del
>>17858
>Loan woke up with a fright
>She turned to see her calendar on her phone
>It was now her birthday
>It occurred to her, that was all just a dream
>She walked down the stairs and all her family was there
>"Happy Birthday!" They all exclaimed in unison
>Lincoln, Lori and BJ all rushed up to give her a big old hug
>"Happy birthday honey, we've prepared the cake just for you!"
>The cake was her blue, adorned with all her favorite media franchises
>Loan began to tear up
>"Thank you... Thank you everyone..."
Loan Love


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.17875 del
>>17856
>>17857
Animal tag lovers

>>17874
Garbage and disrespectful to Green


Jestsumguy 03/27/2026 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.17876 del
>>17870
>The car drive was tense Lynn turned the radio on to cut away the silence, Laika turns it off as soon as Lynn’s hands are off the knob.

>”So you lost, it’s not a big deal it’s motivation to win next time.”

>Laika just grunts as there’s the sound of old cans rolling around the back.

>”You shouldn’t be so hard on yourself, they pulled off a mean counter, they were fast and you know boxing isn’t all size honestly could’ve happened to anyone.”

>Laika rubs her black eye and just puts her head down on the dash.

>”You’re the last person I want to talk to about this! Just shut up, shut up, shut up shut up!”

>”Hey no one likes a sore loser, you get knocked down you get up again don’t be a baby be an adult, train and channel hate let it fester and boil and bam you punch them like a volcano punches the sky!”

>”You’re the worst coach ever and I should kill you! Why don’t you understand the simple, simple concept of shutting up? Did you get that many concussions in yer time, your fat ugly goat of a woman!”

>“Hey!”

>A hand grabs Laika’s and Lynn’s shoulders from the back seat.

>”You both promised no hard feelings, and we passed the ice cream place I was promised ice cream!”

>Lynn and Laika by no means are tiny woman but they felt a cold painful grip from Lacy loud in the back seat.

>”Fine fine fine, I’m turning around Jesus just let go it’s like the jaws of life that grip!”

>“Hooray! I’m getting a scoop of Strawberry and chocolate ooo oooh ohh and banana. Unless they have soft serve then I want a twist!”

>Lacy happily let’s go and started to playfully kick her feet while humming. With her good eye Laika stared angrily at the girl half her size.

>”Sorry I hit you so hard what ice cream flavor are you gonna get Laika?”

>”I’ll get ice flavor for my eye you tiny demon!”


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.17877 del
Oooh, we're getting pampered tonight with the greens. Reposts or not, that's pretty cool.
>>17868
>>17868
Oh, cool, sorry anon don't have anything in mind. But if you're really who you say you are it's cool to see you're still hanging around.


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.17878 del
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>>17875
>>17845
>>17846
>>17847

> Graaaah Respect creators Garbage Animal Tags!


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.17879 del
>>17876
This was nice Jest, love the Lacy apology and reveal in the end


Jestsumguy 03/27/2026 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.17880 del
Here an old favorite of mine that never caught on (1/2)

>”Girls we have a visitor!”
>Leni screams in excitement.
>Bed and Liena come from the kitchen to see there youngest aunt Lily there.
>Liena gets excited and runs over picking up her skinny aunt lifting her in bear hug.
>”Ooof Hey there Liena man you’ve gotten big.”
>Lily gasps for air and pats her on the back to put her down.
>”Who’s this little muffin?”
>Bed being squimish hides behind Leni’s leg.
>Lily kneels down and looks at the small child hiding between Leni’s legs.
>”Aww she’s precious... Quiet though does she talk?”
>Leni pats Bed on the head.
>”She’s always like that around new people she’s like a cat, she’ll be all over you after she gets used to you.”
>Lily smiles and looks around.
>”Hey wait a minutes you’re missing a kid where’s the boy?”
>Leni looks away and scratches her chin.
>”Oh that’s weird guess he doesn’t want to come down?”
>Lily gives her big sister the stink eye.
>”Yeah or maybe you just yelled for the girls.”
>Lily takes a deep breath claps her hands to her mouth and yells.
>”Lyle Loud your super cute aunt is here!”
>Bed starts to shiver scared hiding underneath Leni who’s ears are ringing, Liena’s standing there happily smiling.
>”Who the hell is that?”
>Lyle come walking down looking bewildered and annoyed.
>Lily see’s him and runs up and picks him up mirroring the bear hug from Liena earlier.
>”Oh my God he’s adorable!”
>”Who the hell are you?”
>Lyle’s struggling to break away as Lily is examining his face pulling his hair and tickling his stomach.
>”I haven’t seen you since you were a baby making poo poos, Wow that hair is precious, are you still ticklish?”
>”Stop! Who the hell are you?”
>Lyle shouts as he pushes her off him.
>”Lyle that’s your aunt Lily, my youngest sister.”
>Lily falls back and giggles she grabs her suitcase and throws it at Lyle’s chest, he catches it but loses his balance falling over on his ass.
>”Naughty boy swearing, now you gotta carry my bag.”
>Lily sticks her tongue at him and winking trying to look cute
>Lyle groans as he gets up.
>”Why does this family keep getting crazier?”
>Lily walks over and offers to help him up.
>”You get used to it, hey you have the same eyes I do weird right?”
>Lyle dosen’t let her help him, as he struggles to lift the suitcase.
>”Not really we’re related after all, what’s in this thing?”
>”Text books mostly and clothes.”
>”Books?”
>”Yeah I need to study even though it’s spring break.”
>Lyle walks her to the guest room.
>”This’s how you spend spring break?”
>”Well I go to school in Florida so I party all the time no big deal.”
>Lyle drops the suitcase and a bunch of botany books fall out.
>”Oh no they fell out… sorry.”
>Lily smiles despite the boy trying to get under her skin and picks up the books. Lyle annoyed he’s not getting to her begrudgingly starts to help and accidentally grabs a bra and drops it embarrassed.
>”Ha ha ha was that intentional?”
>Lily nudges the blushing boy suggestively.
>”No no no I swear!”
>Lily smiles and raises her eyebrows fast and suggestively.
>”Really I mean you are a Loud we tend to keep it in the family.”


Jest leaving 03/27/2026 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.17881 del
>>17880
2/2 going to bed goodnight

>Lyle gets frustrated and folds his arms.
>”So you know all about my dad and us then.”
>”Of course I do I’m the baby sister.”
>Lyle grits his teeth and places his right hand on his fore head annoyed.
>”So why haven’t I heard of you then?”
>Lily looks down.
>”Well that’s because Linky, er your father was disowned by your grandparents before you were born.”
>”Yeah that checks out so we’re the black sheep the blight?”
>”Yeah sorry kid I wasn’t really allowed to keep in touch and still live at home.”
>Lyle looks surprised.
>”Wait does that mean you and Dad never...”
>Lyle coughs nervously.
>”Well.”
>”No
No don’t continue I do t want to know.”
>Lily looks a little sad eyes watering up a bit.
>”Well truth is, I wasn’t allowed to see Linky anymore after, Well you know.”
>Lyle pats Lily’s back.
>”I’m sorry but at least you’re the normal one in the family.”
>Lily spits her tongue out waving her hand in the air mockingly.
>”Pfft normality is over rated, speaking of weird.”
>Lily digs in her suitcase pulling out an old fox toy.
>”Yeah you were the last kid I got to meet... Hey this is lame, but I always wanted to give you well one of the kids this. Would you still like it?”
>Lyle very puzzled grabbed the old creepy fox.
>Looking at his aunt smiling in anticipation.
>”Uh sure what is it?”
>Lily is crying a little while smiling.
>”Oh just a little family heirloom do you like it?”
>Lyle gives Lily an awkward hug.
>”Uh yeah it’s the best gift you could give me thanks?”
>Lily wipes off her tears.
>”Oh I just missed so much time already. Sorry I’m being way too emotional I must look terrible.”
>”Nah you look... what did you say earlier super cute.”
>The two just sit there until Lyle coughs to break the silence.
>”So Florida that’s a long flight do you want anything water or like food?”
>Lyle says feeling weird that he’s comforting this strange woman, who’s now brushing his hair?
>Lily can sense the tension.
>”Yeah some water would be nice if you don’t mind.”
>”Alright I’ll be right back unless you want to come with?”
>Lyle cringed a bit realizing he’s making this more awkward.
>”No, no need thanks though water would be great you go and I’ll catch up after I unpack.”
>Lyle gets up and leaves the room forgetting the fox.
>Lily watches him go and grabs the fox doll.
>”I guess he’s too old for this now...”
>Lily hits the play button and watches the fox sing don’t you cry.
>”My baby...”
>Lily whispers silently cradling the old toy.


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.17882 del
>>17868

Well if you're still taking requests:

Maybe something about Cecilia getting welcomed into the family (not like actually moving in, but like getting introduced to the main blob of siblings and parents who live in the Loud House) after the reveal of who her Dad actually is?

Like, she's probably still reeling from the whole revelation about being from the same bloodline as her arch 'rival' Lyra. But there's also the whole "yeah, this house is 100% incest."

Bonus points if Lupa comes along to warn her about rule 1: Don't ask why Dad/Mom/Auntie/Whoever is like that.

Lupa: "It's not 'cause we're shy about stuff or anything. It's just every time someone *does* ask we find out, and it's always a million times worse than you thought it was."

Liby: "Yeah, one time we found this old mascot costume in the attic and... well..."

Lupa: "Long story short? We took the time machine and found eleven year old Dad stuck sleeping outside in the Michigan Winter."

Cecilia [still in shock about everything: "... Time Machine?"

Lupa: "Yeah don't get your hopes up about taking it for a spin. Aunt Lisa took it apart after the last time. Probably for the best, everytime we used it shit just got worse."

[Lupa leans in]

Lupa: "If you don't believe me, go ask Lyra why she has to wear a wig."


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.17883 del
>>17882
>Cecilia
One of the biggest wasted potential characters.


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.17884 del
>>17881
>>17880
Very sweet Jest, hope you had a goodnight and time here


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.17885 del
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Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.17886 del
>>17885
The unexpected nerd duo


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.17887 del
>>17884
I don’t think that was actually Jest, there would’ve been more Lyle posting.


Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.17888 del
>>17883
True. We should try to get her out here in greentexts, but we really should expand and use her more.


Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.17889 del
>>17876
>>17868
This was quick Jestanon You still have good greentext writing!


Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.17890 del
>>17887
Better than being called DA. I would take actual offense if I was confused for DA. Dude doesn't even acknowledge most of the OCs.


Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.17891 del
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Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.17892 del
>>17891
First picture's nice. Always nice to see wholesome Loan.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.17893 del
>>17830
Gotta catch em all


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.17894 del
>>17829
Anyone ever ask Trill if he's gonna start it back up or open to let someone else take it over?


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.17895 del
>>17894
Please god no. There's already too much edgy crap and dramaslop on the market. We don't need one of the OGs to make a comeback. It was bad enough when that fix Zeobide wrote was a thing.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.17896 del
>>17895
I think finishing a story is better then letting it sit dormant regardless if it's dramaslop, or whatever.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.17897 del
>>17895
>>17896

I say go ahead and write for any of this abandoned stuff. Either the story finally gets an ending from the new guy, or the sheer butthurt from getting their stuff touched will inspire the OG to actually put the effort in to finishing the damn thing.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.17898 del
>>17897
Another Without Sin situation.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.17899 del
I wish someone would write Without Sin but swap children or swap Linka with Liberty instead of Lincoln


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.17900 del
>>17896
>>17897
>>17898
>>17899
How about no. This kind of shit is why the fanfiction side is so dead/creatively bankrupt.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.17901 del
Do you think Edgelord Lupa would actually kill anyone? Like she carries around a butterfly knife and maybe she slashes at some people and maybe even stabs one or two. I can't really see her actually just outright killing someone though. She strikes me as more the kind of bipolar girl from school who acts like a tough, crazy maniac who might carry a knife, but would never have the guts to actually take a life.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.17902 del
>>17901
I think it would depend on whether or not she actually felt threatened. I feel like she would absolutely kill someone if she felt like they were a threat to her family or herself, but absolutely not randomly. She's an edgelord, not a psycho.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.17903 del
>>17901
Pretty much what>>17902 said. I see her as very proficient at handling her switchblade able to do tricks, aim it and everything and might even try to scare someone who annoyed her but never try to jill someone with it


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.17904 del
>>17900
I disagree, anon. Like I said earlier, I think it would be better for creators to come back and finish a story rather it sit dormant. But I can agree that it would be refreshing to see new material put out there. Problem is, I don't think Sin Kids is as popular these days, let alone The Loud House in general.
>>17901
I think the consensus here is that, no, she probably would not take a life unless provoked. However, who would? Lulu? Loan? Lops?


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.17905 del
>>17904
You do realize none of these people want to come back and have moved on? Besides nobody wants to deal with Midgar and all that autistic garbage. Just let the shit rest and move on.


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.17906 del
>>17904
Even provoked I think Lupa would shove or punch at best. Lulu on the other hand would attack immediately.


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.17907 del
>>17906
Lulu is such a stupid character, people pick on Lani but it’s the same dumb shit just replace magic with science.


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.17908 del
>>17891
And then Cloud was born


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.17909 del
>>17903
She wouldnt kill them, but she would jill someone


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.17910 del
>>17908
She's no longer a Clyde kid.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.17911 del
>>17910
Wait, I thought heard somewhere he changed them back to Clyde kids.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.17912 del
>>17911
Citation needed


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.17913 del
>>17910
Lets just ignore that specific headcanon and say she is a Clyde kid for all intents and purposes


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.17914 del
>>17912
>>17911
I think Vale said something about it on a q and a


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.17915 del
>>17913
Here we go disrespecting the creators again.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.17916 del
>>17909
She is good with her hands


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.17917 del
>>17892
Agreed. We need more.

>>17913
Agreed. That was a reactionary take.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.17918 del
>>17891
The sweetest little girls in the whole wide world


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.17919 del
>>17882
Lurking writefag in practice here. Don't think Jest (assuming that is Jest) is going to fulfill this but I'd like to shoot my shot here. Got any art of her for reference?


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.17920 del
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>>17919
You talking about Cecilia? A few I could dig up on short notice.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.17921 del
>>17919
>>17920

Thanks to the Anon above for giving pictures.

Cecilia's whole thing was basically being the bitch that fanon Carol was, except with some added girlfailure elements because she *Lyra's* supposed rival...

Except Lyra barely knew who she was, because even though Cecilia was decent at anything she tried to match Lyra in, Lyra was flat out great or exceptional at. Plus she was also rxtra judgy towards the Louds (super extra judgy if the whole incest thing is publicaly known) while ironically either not knowing about Lincoln being her Dad (maybe insecurities about not having a Dad contributed to the bitchyness?) or knowing and resenting Lyra+her siblings for having Lincoln so much in their lives.

Personally, I like to add extra salt by using the "everyone inexplicably loves Lincoln" trope with her. Specifically by having her not know Luincoln's connection to her because Carol wanted some distance from the mess that is the Louds, so she's resenting Lyra for also having a father figure and also secretly has a crush on Lincoln...

And so if the truth comes out it's just pure ironic hell for her. Hilariously awful way to finally get the Dad she always wanted.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.17922 del
>>17921
Wasn't there also a thing about her grandparents raising her?


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.17923 del
>>17922

Yep, and they were usually upper-class snobs which also played into the whole bastard angst/Daddy issues/resentment towards Lyra (who was white trash who was great at all the stuff Cecilia was supposed to the best at+plus had a massive family who loved her) stuff she had going on.

Plenty of material for drama. Kind of surprising she didn't pick up more steam in the community to be honest.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.17924 del
>>17921
>>17922
>>17923
I feel like Cecilia didn't catch on with the fandom because Ratchet spent 98% of his time shoving Marla down everyone's throat. He had a much more interesting character in Cecilia but instead chose to constantly focus on Marla, who, in my opinion, is one of the blandest OCs out there.

Another reason I don't think Cecilia caught on, and this could just be me showing bitterness towards the fandom, is because nobody wanted to work with a multi layered character who had something interesting going for them. Shit, this was at the peak of Glyle and Gloom being portrayed as an idiot who was incapable of functioning without Lyle's help.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.17925 del
>>17924
I remember a certain amount of apathy towards half-bloods back in the day.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.17926 del
>>17925
Everyone was extremely picky about what half bloods they cared about, which is why so many of them, Cecilia included, ended up so underdeveloped. That and people were allergic to interesting characters like Cecilia.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:27 [Preview] No.17927 del
>>17926
Sounds like you’re just bitter that nobody likes her, if she was more interesting wouldn’t she have had more people writing for her and drawing her?


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.17928 del
>>17927
Well, one thing that would've fucking helped was if her creator actually did more shit with her instead of constantly shoving Marla down everyone's throats. And you're getting my comment completely twisted up.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.17929 del
>>17928
>creator did more with her instead of using Marla
I'm thinking that's the consensus for most of the active fandom. Cecilia has more potential than Marla right now and unless others get involved with expanding Marla, she's pushed as far as she can go


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.17930 del
>>17929
Marla was always a bland character imo. Didn't really help she was part of the Lyle cult shit.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.17931 del
>>17920
>>17921
Yes. Thanks for the art and lore. I'll probably pick and choose certain things to fit an Idea I have (while staying as close to the original prompt as possible). Nothing big, mind you, I'm not that enthusiastic about my writefagging skills. Already have too much unfinished crap sitting in my docs. We'll see where this goes and If I end up going through with it, cool, I'm not as lazy as I thought.
Until then, here's a parting question. Are there any original characters out there, whether that be from niche Lincoln x ? ships, or maybe something else, you'd like to see make a comeback?
Personally I'm kind've fond of Lops. The whole nature lover thing she's got going is nice.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.17932 del
>>17931
>I'm not that enthusiastic about my writefagging skills.

Have you not seen the amount of garbage and unoriginal crap that passes for "good" in this fandom nowadays? Don't beat yourself up.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.17933 del
>>17932
Agreed. Just get your stuff out there wade past the hate, net the constructive criticism and positives, and you'll be alright.

>>17931
>Original characters out there, whether that be from niche Lincoln x ?
Its an open world depending how far you want to go back, how many headcanons you're open to, and how many OCs from CCs you'd like to try out.
There's Laxx from Elektrik
Rockmeister had Bun Bun kids, Lavender, Layla, etc..
DA has Holly
There's Nevy Lani and Lulu and Dove's characters Rosie, Bobby, and Daisy
HoneyLemon's Lari and Rinn
Lio's Stephanie and Bluebell Scouts
Zaq's Connor
Etc....

And you can always right about the other main kids day to day life


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.17934 del
>>17933
Zaq no longer associates Connor with sin kids. Stop disrespecting creators.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.17935 del
>>17933
>Laxx
LMAO

>the bun bun kids
LMAO

>Holly
Cringe!

>Rosie, Bobby, and Daisy
Even more cringe


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.17936 del
>>17934
Well he was part of them.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 23:07 [Preview] No.17937 del
Alright let's see what we got, piles of bobby shite with some turd creme of greens with the lard, some Lemy garbo, some dove snot sprays here and there, no lyle (lmao),other than that reposts all over the place, again, some things never change huh cling anons.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.17938 del
>>17933
>No one cares he's autistic
>Niche tbh
>No one cares he's autistic
>Pretty sure dull hates the shit she pulls but is too nice and she's taking advantage of that, last three are tards
>Pretty sure he hates anything near them two
>Doesn't give a fuck tbh
>Doesn't give a fuck would prob eye roll at ya


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 23:14 [Preview] No.17939 del
>>17907
Tbh that's these retards, dull says nat birth.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.17940 del
>>17936
He's no longer apart of sin kids. Respect Zaq and leave Connor out of this.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 23:43 [Preview] No.17941 del
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>>17937
>Tfw you're so obsessively autistic about other CCs and their OCs that you froth at the mouth at the mere mention of the ones you don't like.
I get this place has a dwindling user population but (you) seriously don't need to be here.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.17942 del
>>17941
I don't think he's around regularly. I don't get the point of being so cynical you visit a place just to bitch but still care enough to drop by. Why not actually discuss something? What a strange thing.


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.17943 del
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>>17940
>>17939
>>17938
>>17937
>>17934

The return of the schizo


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.17944 del
>>17941
He needs this place the same way Kurt wanted us.

>>17942
It completely illogical. But then again, arguing with autistic mutant like him never worked out before.


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.17945 del
Anyone see TheSeigePerilous's newest fic?


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.17946 del
>>17945
If it's that new Helluva Boss crossover that's a hard pass. Never really cared for crossovers. How about you though anon? You read it?


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.17947 del
>>17920
Smug Rich Bitch in all of her glory


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.17948 del
>>17946
Made it halfway through. Still reading.


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.17949 del
>>17787
There's a headcanon where she's spoiled rich and less socially anxious


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.17950 del
>>17945
>>17946
>>17948
Siege used to be such a good writer then he started slipping in quality and writing autistic crossovers. What the hell happened.


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.17951 del
>>17933
ZAQ makes a good foil to Liby. I don't know if anyone ever made any fics about them.


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 03:38 [Preview] No.17952 del
>>17950
He let his fetishes and crossovers run too wild to the point they took over the quality


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.17953 del
>>17952
I feel like even before that, he started slipping in quality. Like Gigant used to be good but at some point, I wanna say when he couldn't stop dragging out the Maggiecoln dating arc, he started to get into Saint Lincoln/Everybody Loves Lincoln territory and never looked back.

Also, he's a good example of "just because it sounds like a good idea to you doesn't mean you actually have to do it"


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.17954 del
>>17953
>Saint Lincoln
Sounds like he delved into the Lincoln Harem side. No idea what it is, but most known writers toward the end end up falling into camp perverted, dark and twisted or Captain Save the Day Lincoln Loud


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.17955 del
>>17954
Gigant was already a battle harem fic but it was like he went from writing a normal, down to earth, close to show accurate Lincoln to turning him into Saint Lincoln. And what he did to Maggie was so cringe inducing.


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.17956 del
>>17949
Who?


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.17957 del
>>17955
How'd it end?


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.17958 del
>>17957
Gigant is still going. Much like DA, Siege is incapable of finishing anything.


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.17959 del
>>17956
Unironic DA and therefore Dove


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.17960 del
Do any of the other moms try and get their kids out of the line of fire on April 1st? Or is it a suffer with me mentality?


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.17962 del
>>17960

I think it depends. Like, Leni's probably going to try and save her babies. But Luna for example might decide: "okay Songbird, you think you're tough shit, let's see how you handle *tough shit*" because Lyra lectured her on her 'adult responsibilities'/moralized one time too many.

Basically I expect there's a spectrum, with some of the Moms being on "NOT MY BABY!" to, "Lol, we burn together my brat!"


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.17963 del
>>17960
Lana would try and get Lizy out with all her might and bulldoze over Luan to do it


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.17964 del
>>17960
I think Luan will start a prank where she doesn't change at all on April Fools, making the kids feel like all their parents are nuts because they're so afraid of her on that day. With each passing year, nothing happens until they all come to the conclusion that "has she really stopped?" and stop being wary. Then she'll get them.


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.17965 del
>>17964
She's playing the waiting game


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Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.17967 del
>>17966
Roundtable of garbage


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.17968 del
>>17966
The one sister Luan doesn't prank anymore is Leni. She's afraid she'll hulk out on her if anything happens to Bed.


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 19:04 [Preview] No.17969 del
>>17968
Bed is too much of a sweetie, she's off limits, says Leni


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.17970 del
>>17966
Sweetheart and SCP


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.17972 del
>>17963
>Luan tries to prank Lizy
>Sees Lana in the background watching angrily
>Leaves immediately


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.17973 del
>>17966
>>17970
She's sleeping with her favorite man


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.17975 del
>>17970
Only when she's angry or hungry or scared or likes someone.


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.17976 del
>>17962
>Leni and Lana with Liena and Lizy "Not my baby!"

>Lola and Leia
"We're burning together!"


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 21:17 [Preview] No.17978 del
>>17973
He's the best secondary pillow, sleeper, eater, big brother in the house.


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.17979 del
>>17949
Most of the time she gets wrapped up in the anxiousness and people leave it there.


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.17980 del
>>17948
Ended with a possibility of a chapter 2


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.17981 del
>>17973
>>17874

Lulu has competition


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.17982 del
>>17979
Loan could really be headcanoned as a list of things even with anxiety if it weren't made so crippling


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.17983 del
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>>17981
Cute competition


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 00:08 [Preview] No.17986 del
Envlave. Midgar is spamming again.
>>17985
>>17977
>>17974
>>17971


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.17987 del
>>17986
Rent free as always.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.17988 del
>>17964
>7 years pass without a peep
>Kids fall under sense of peace
>Perfect
>Luan strikes at midnight


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.17989 del
>>17988
>Every kid starts going to therapy the next day.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.17990 del
>>17966
The only other sister Lulu would patiently wait for to groom her.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.17991 del
>>17983
>>17976

The big question: what happens to Liby?

Does Luan spare her spawn, or does Liby get the kind of *special treatment* that requires professional help afterwards?


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.17992 del
>>17986
At this point he really is just the new Kurt; a mentally ill nuisance.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.17993 del
>>17991
Luan might settle for a middle ground. Light pranking to keep her daughter in her toes and get her used to pranking opportunities. And eventual recruitment and special Mother Daughter bonding.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.17994 del
>>17960
Lemy and Marla would be on the fence. Their parents Luna and Margo would halfway want to get them out of the heat. But the other half would believe it builds character and understanding.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.17995 del
>>17994
Garbage

>>17990
Animal tag lover

>>17992
LMAO. That's the best you could come up with?


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.17996 del
Thanks Enclave.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.17997 del
>>17986
It's funny to see how Midgar pulled this whole “fatherxdaughter, and if you don't support me you're my enemy” thing.

Only to end up making enemies of most of the server or the fandom in general.

At least I'm glad I don't see any more content from Greenshit, Midgar, or Adull, since Alexics, the only shithead who supported them, is no more sharing that shit.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.17998 del
>>17997
It was a masterclass in hypocrisy. Him, Green, and Dull went around for years doing the exact same things that got people tired of Pat and Chip.

Flagg would have a field day watching Spanish chip, Mexican Pat, and Midgar run rampant claiming they're saving the fandom and respecting everyone.

That is one good thing out of all that. He might be learning.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.17999 del
>>17997
I remember when I found out Alexisc writes. His writing is exactly what you think it is. Also, he has his own Cleo... cause of course Lincoln needs more girls to race mix with.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.18000 del
>>17999
>Oh no.
Another Saint Lincoln harem writer. As much as I want to say he tried to make another Cleo, this is just another no name girl to make smut of.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.18001 del
>>17946
Why is it that so many previously mainly loud house fans suddenly pivoted to Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva Boss? Am I the only one to notice this?


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.18002 del
>>17960
Lori and Loan: Protect
Leni, Liena, Lyle and Bed: Protect
Luna, Lyra, and Lemy: Protect
Luan and Liby: Goes extra hard on the pranking, but Liby uses her intelligence to stay a step ahead of her, only for it to be revealed that Luan predicted Liby's every move and planned the ultimate prank just for her out of her own strange brand of motherly love
Lynn, Lacy and Lynn the Third: Suffering builds character, and most importantly, cardio from running and dodging
Lincoln: PTSD flashbacks to the previous April Fool's Days, and goes into survival mode to protect his entire family, cooperating with Liby to make it out of this alive. Good bonding experience with Liby.
Lucy and Lupa: Protect by stealthy hiding. It's no use.
Lola and Leia: 50/50 Protect or Suffer together
Lana and Lizy: Protect
Lisa and Lulu: Lulu is untouched by every single prank by Hax powers. Lisa is not so lucky.
Lily and Lani: Same as above.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.18003 del
>>17989
>Dr. Lopez sessions with kids get confusing
>Kids say they're worried and trying to avoid their Aunt Luan, some are mildly inconvenienced, some are fearful, some are angry
> Dr. Lopez gives heartfelt advice about talking honestly with parents and Luan, being tolerable and lenient, but still set firm boundaries with her.
>Kids thank Dr. Lopez and leave.
> Lopez removes wig and makeup, turns out it was Luan all along masquerading as Lopez, while real Dr. Lopez listens from behind curtains
>Real Dr. Lopez had idea to let Luan talk 1 on 1 with kids/potential victims to find common ground and to help both with pranking others and consequences of prank
>Luan still pranks family, but now they're lighthearted, sometimes actually funny, but never dangerous, almost like she's realizing when to pull back


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.18004 del
>>18000
My favorite part is how he tries to implement social commentary on racism in it as if he doesn't treat her the same way the fandom treats other black OCs and he isn't part of one of the most racist people out there.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.18007 del
>>18002

>Standard SK Setup.
>April 1st. The Loud House.
>It's a fucking massacre.
>Broken windows.
>Smoking wreckage.
>Bodies strewn across the property- still twitching like they're alive.
>(They *probably* are, but probably wish otherwise at the moment).
>You'd think Lisa and Lulu might stand a chance.
>But no, the bunker door blew off from the inside half an hour ago at escape velocity, and candyfloss-scented mist is the only thing that came out after.
>Uncertain if they're dead or alive. But if they're not corpses they know not to draw attention.
>Luna grabbed her spawn and left a week ago.
>One look at the news shows the Tour Bus is currently airborne thanks to a million balloons that mysteriously appeared tied to it overnight.
>Liby's the last Loud standing.
>"Well... well... *well*..."
>Shiver as the creepy voice echoes through the house.
>Liby's eyes dart around the kitchen, looking for something to save her.
>Nothing- unless she wants to try and hide in the front yard's new crater.
>(Stand Proud Dad, you were strong).
>"You know, I think the cabinet would be your best bet."
>Mom's voice comes from all directions.
>Cold sweat pouring from all of her... well pores.
>"Most people go for the vents on instinct you know? But I've been booby-trapping them since before I had braces."
>Liby swallows and retreats to the middle of the room. The walls aren't safe.
>Look under the table, no pranks that she can see.
>"Oh yeah, hide under the table. I bet no one's thought of that before. Maybe we can huddle together until the big bad boogeywoman's gone!"
>Evil cackle.mp3
>"M-mom? Why are you like this..." Liby can't help the whine as she tries to find a safe spot. "Why can't you *not* be a total psycho every April 1st?"
>There's a pause.
>Liby's pores do overtime as it occurs to her she might have just made the beast *angry*.
>But no, it just made her introspect.
>"Why does a bird fly, little Liby? Why does a fish swim and cat play with its food?"
>There's something behind her.
>Swallow and turn around to see Mom standing behind her, looking perfectly put together. Calm as a cucumber like she *hasn't* done a million felonies today.

1/2


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.18011 del
>>18002

>"Because they *are* what they *are*." Luan smiles like she's explaining simple math. "Like the scorpion and the frog. Except with pranks."
>"Mom I think Dad needs the ICU."
>Luan winks, "well, I guess we *sting* a bit too."
>"B-but *I'm* not a menace to society!" Liby protests. "I'm nothing like... *this*!"
>Luan tilts her head back and gives Liby a look of casual amusement. "Oh really?"
>"... Yeah?" Liby looks around. "I-I don't have a criminal record or anything so..."
>"Well, maybe that's the case." Luan nonchalantly shrugs. She casually pulls out a remote. "But maybe you just haven't had the right.. *inspiration* yet."
>Liby stares at the remote. It's a super cartoony one with a pokey antennae and a giant red button. "... What are you going to do?"
>"Oh, *me*?" Luan pressed a hand to her chest and chortles. "Oh *nothing* at all."
>She leans down with a wicked smile and holds the remote out to Liby.
>"This is for *you* sweetie."
>Liby shudders and backs away a little. "Y-you can't be serious. I'd *never*-"
>"Remember when you were trying to track who was using all the hot water in the morning?”
>Of course she does. She was so close to proving who it was until-
>”Leia made sure she covered her tracks well didn’t she?” Luan shakes her head and ‘tsks’. “But we both know who took your notes before you could prove it don’t we? And then she went and *pinned it on you*!” Luan gasps, “what a devious little devil- and she just got away with it too!Oh dear oh dear, she’s a crafty one that girl! In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s not the *first* time that’s happened….”
>Yeah, Leia knows how to get away with…
>*Everything*.
>”If *only there was a way to make her realize the full *weight* of her crimes.”
>Liby hesitates. “What are you trying to say?”
>”Who, me?” Luan chuckles again. “I’m not trying to say much of anything. You know me, just a silly girl with silly ideas!”
>”But I’ll let you in on a secret,” she leans down to Liby again. “I know *exactly* where she and Lola are hiding.”
>Liby swallows, “you… you *do*?”
>”Oh yes, they thought they were clever making a secret compartment in the bathroom, but I know just how to *flush* them out!”
>”Literally. *And* give them super-frizzy bad hair days for the next month!” Her lips tremble as she holds in another cackle. “Buuut…”
>”But?”
>”I think *you* deserve the honor!” Luan thrusts the remote towards Liby again. “After all, she wanted all that hot water- you should be the one to give it to her!”
>Liby stares at the remote.
>She *should* say no…
>But when did Leia *ever* get her just deserts?
>”… And I’ll throw in immunity for next year’s April First.”
>”Really!?” Liby’s neck nearly snaps she was looks up.
>“Prankster’s promise!” Luan holds up both hands to show she’s not crossing her fingers. “You can-”
>YOINK!
>Liby practically rips the remote from her Mom’s hand.
>Luan’s face shadows with glee.
>”*Attagirl*.”

2/2


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.18012 del
>>18007
>>18011
Good greens anon


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.18013 del
>>18002
I was wondering if Lori would want to protect Loan


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 23:27 [Preview] No.18014 del
>>17966
Lulu created a new appendage just for her


Anonymous 04/04/2026 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.18015 del
>>18007
>>18011
Nice story


Anonymous 04/04/2026 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.18016 del
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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.18017 del
>Lacy's walking down the stairs with two small helmets under each arm.
>Just as she reaches the front door, a laser grid suddenly activates over it.
>"Whoa!" Lacy jumped back and collided with something.
>Looking back she sees Lisa towering over her.
>"Would you care to explain why you're carrying a safety apparatus clearly designed for someone my daughter's age?" Lisa demanded.
>"Uh...I promised Bed and Lulu to pull them around the block in the toy wagon." Lacy explained meekly.
>Aunt Lori had been right-Lisa could look scary.
>"..." Lisa glared down at her.
>With a swing of an arm she knocked one of the helmets out of Lacy's grasp.
>As it clatters on the floor, Lisa pulls out another small helmet, sleek and futuristic looking.
>"I built this specifically calibrated to protect Lulu. I assure you its far superior to whatever second hand rate that one was purchased from."
>"Whoa, cool." Lacy took it and marveled as her aunt shut down the laser grid.
>"And do not go too fast." Lisa added with motherly concern as Lacy headed out.


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.18018 del
>>17785
There's an awesome fanfic about that


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.18019 del
>>17858
To much bite, to much!


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.18020 del
>>17865
>>17901
if she has magic like she does in some AU's I think so


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.18021 del
>>18017
Nice green anon


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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.18023 del
Happy Easter, Altchan!


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.18024 del
So... Is Lyra a catholic or a protestant? In joke fanart, she was often depicted with catholic stuff, but generally speaking, was there any kind of consensus on this subject?


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.18025 del
>>18024
I'd like to think she's a devout catholic.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.18026 del
>>18024
It flip flops all the time, like her sometimes being into country and other times not being into it. Basically Lyra is a charecter people can’t agree on. Remeber when people would give her a dumb tattoo that was stupid.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.18027 del
>>18026
She somehow managed to become the most flanderized sin kid.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.18028 del
>>18023
Hope ya had A good Easter!


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.18029 del
>>18024
She's a nondenom


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.18030 del
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/152044337/#152054482
I thought this idea was creative, so I wanted to make a sinkid DLC/Mod to the idea, where Lincoln has to do this but with his dear inbred/normally bred kids.
>Loan is very easy to aggravate because her anxiety makes her think the worse very quickly, and happens randomly throughout the day. However, you can enlist the help of your children to help her together to pacify her
>Liena is hard to aggravate, but hard to help because her muteness means you need to interpret her sign language and gesturing
>Lyra is very passive and hard to aggravate, and she comes to you the least since she's the most responsible and helps you with problems the most, and even when you do aggravate her, she forgives and pacifies quickly. However, if you have your microphone on and it picks up on you using any swears, that adds aggro to her, and using blasphemy immediately aggros her, and you need to recite the Lord's prayer to pacify her. This is also true if you pick dialogue options with such words, and you need to type out the Lord's prayer if you don't have the mic on
>Liby is like Liena, hard to aggravate but hard to help because her problems require investigative skills and mystery solving, but keeping her passive is a big help to other problems
>Lacy is the fastest, and basically impossible to evade, and solving her problems costs you a lot of cool because she needs help with her exercises, which exhausts you
>Lupa has two routes depending on what kind of Lupa you're dealing with
-Bitch/edgelord Lupa is in a near state of constant aggravation, and being around her only increases it, and finding a good solution to her problems is damn near impossible. The only way to pacify her is to evade her and let her be alone, or bribe her with ciggies and art supplies. the saving grace here is that she rarely comes to you for help and only when she absolutely needs it, and has a very slow speed
-Daddy Lupa is the near complete opposite, constantly tailing you and bogging you down with "problems" that are a thinly veiled excuse to be around you, taking time away from pacifying other kids, but near impossible to aggravate, and very quick to pacify
-You could also create a custom Lupa with varying traits, but this locks you out of achieving certain trophies
>Leia is easy to aggravate, but helping her contributes aggro points to all the other kids since they involve screwing them over a little bit except Lizy, but especially Lupa. Keeping her passive could be a big help though, since she has many contacts that could easily solve a lot of your problems
>Lizy is very easy, aggros slowly and pacifies quickly, but aggravating her aggros Leia, which makes your playthough noticeably worse, and pacifying Lizy doesn't mean Leia has forgiven you for aggroing Lizy in the first place.
>Lulu is a real wildcard, and aggravating her or Lani aggros everyone else, because them being aggro scares everyone else, and her aggro comes randomly, but is very easy to pacify, and she helps you in pacifying Lani. Bonus, being around passive Lulu slowly restores cool
>Lani is the real thorn in the side, just as randomly aggravating as Lulu but far less easy to pacify, but pacifying Lulu first means you can recruit her help in pacifying Lani.
(1/2)


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.18031 del
>>18030
Now for the boys:
>Lemy's dangerous antics are one of the few things that can aggravate Lyra, and being one of your biggest helpers means you just lost a large crutch. You need to actively seek Lemy out to pre-emptively solve his problems before he does something stupid. He can be helpful in dealing with problems of a mechanical nature however.
>Lyle is hard to aggro, easy to pacify, and good for help. However, he sometimes aggros other sibling with his smartassiness. Though, He can be a big help in interpreting for Liena and Bed
>BJ is much like Lyle, but harder to aggro since his ego isn't as big, but slightly less helpful in some situations
Some misc sinkids:
>Bed is hard to help because her engrish and shyness is hard to decipher, but very helpful in problems that don't require communication
>Reina is a great help in many problems, and hard to aggro, but aggravating her means having to deal with Latina rage, which has a knock on effect with everyone else's aggro.
>Gloom is very easy to deal with, but her presence very slowly aggravates everyone, because of her clumisness, cluelessness and unintentional creep factor
>Loth is by far the slowest, basically never asks for help and can sometimes help in dealing with Lupa, but don't ever count on her in dealing with anything else. She is by far the least helpful kid
>Rinn is very helpful in dealing with problems, especially of a medical nature, but she aggros easily, especially if you repeatedly ask her for help

>throughout the game, Lincoln's sister will rotate through the house, and can help in dealing with problems especially if it's for one of their own kids or kids they are closest to. Now that they are grown up, they don't need help with their personal problems nearly as much, and all of them are harder to aggro, and easy to pacify
(2/2)


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.18032 del
>>18030
>>18031
Whole lot of garbage


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.18033 del
>>18030
So far, no tlh game project has managed to reach it final stage, ulless we don't count short demo, like baking cookies with Leia, but though everyone loves to talk up their grand plans. The game idea aren't bad, BTW.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.18034 del
I can draw but I don't know how to code, so the best I could do is make a visual novel.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.18035 del
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>>18034
The majority of tlh games are exactly that. Right now, there are about four projects that are more or less still alive. All of which started a long time ago, yet not a single one has reached completion.

I’m not trying to talk anyone out of it, especially if they’re truly passionate about fangames, but things aren’t quite that simple. Often, projects have ended up shutting down due to people quarreling.


Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.18036 del
>>18030
>>18031
Looks great


Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.18037 del
>>18019
>Little Loan was wondering around the house in the morning.
>Today she found an old photo album.
>She saw so many pictures of her parents looking happy.
>Loan excitedly grabbed the photo album and ran to her mom in the kitchen.
>"Mommy mommy look what I found!"
>Lori was packing lunches dressed in one of her business suits. She looked down.
>"Oh this yeah that's when I was younger thinks were better back then."
>Loan looked confused.
>"Things aren't good now?"
>Lori picked Loan up and sat her on her lap.
>"Look, honey, it's just things were easier."
>Loan was still confused.
>" I thought you said sometimes you need to work hard to be happy."
>Lori smiled.
>"That's true it's just Loan I feel bad I'm always working and your dad is out of town... Again."
>Loan smiled.
>"I know but that means I get to go back to Daycare!"
>Lori forced a smile.
>"Yay daycare. Come on honey we have to go."
>Lori grabbed her briefcase and the lunches not realizing Loan was still holding the photo album and went to start the car.
>"Alright honey remember to put your seat belt on like a good girl."
>"Mommy?"
>"Are you having trouble do you need hel..."
>Lori turned around to buckle up Loan, only to find her looking at the old picture of her and Bobby's marriage.
>"Mommy that's not daddy who's that?"
>Lori's face went blank she buckled Loan up and took the photo album.
>"That was just an old friend, Honey no need to think about it. So tell me what you did in daycare yesterday?"
>Having a short attention span Loan started to talk about blocks and other kids.
>Lori was driving trying to hold back tears making sure not to make a sound.
>She managed to hold it together long enough to drop loan off.
>She couldn't help but weep when she got Lincolns text message.
>"Not sure when I'll be back still busy."
>Lori picked up the photo album and looked at the last photo she had of Bobby.


Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.18038 del
>>18037
>>18019
>She was pregnant and Bobby was kissing her taking a selfie of them.
>"I should've been the one driving."
>Lori thought back to that day.
>"Come on babe You don't want to be late for your little brother graduation do you?"
>Lori was being very careful going down the stairs.
>"Patience can't risk the baby you know that."
>Bobby was waiting at the car with a camera around his neck he looked like a tourist.
>"How about a selfie like old times."
>Bobby pulled Lori in giving her a kiss on the cheek as he took a self of them.
>Lori jokingly pushed him away after the picture.
>"You big dork we're not in high school anymore."
>"No but we're going back to visit."
>When they got in the car Lori had to recline a little.
>"Are you, ok babe?"
>"Yeah just a little tired morning sickness woke me up about a bit too early."
>It started to rain.
>"Why don't you two get some sleep?"
>"Bobby it's a three-hour drive you need the company."
>Bobby leans over and kisses Lori.
>"Get some sleep I'll have the radio on I'll be fine."
>Normally Lori would fight him on something like this but with the raindrops, she slowly drifted to sleep.
>There was a faint beeping as Lori Woke up in incredible pain.
>"Bobby?"
>Lori could only open one of her eyes she wasn't in the car.
>"Bobby!"
>Lori sat up in a panic holding her stomach. She didn't feel the baby. The beeping on the machine she was hooked up to grew louder.
>Lori started to scream, she tried to get up from the bed.
>"AHHHHhhhhhh!"
>At this point some nurses and a doctor came rushing in.
>"You need to calm down. You've been in an accident."
>The nurses were trying to hold Lori down back to the bed.
>"Where am I!? Where's Bobby! My baby."
>Lori was injected with a sedative.
>As Lori drifted back to sleep she could hear them talking.
>"She woke up, I almost wish she didn't after what happened."
>Lori woke up again this time seeing the face of her Mom and dad they've both been crying.
>"Lori sweetie you need to stay still just concentrate on holding my hand."
>Rita was holding Lori's hand.
>"Mom? what happened?"
>"I'm so sorry Sweetie there was an accident."
>Lori wanted to get up but listen to her mom and started to squeeze her mom's hand.
>"This has to be a dream I'm literally asleep in the car right? This is the hormones messing with me!"
>Lori's grip increased and her other hand was about to touch her stomach Rita caught her other hand.
>"Lori I'm so sorry but you're awake right now. It's a miracle you're alive. Bobby did everything he could. He swerved into the accident to keep you safe."
>Lori started to babble.
>"No no no no no no no no."
>Lynn hugged his daughter Rita started to cry as she continued.
>"The airbag saved your life but I'm afraid it could only save yours."


Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.18039 del
>>18019
>>18037
>>18038
>Back to the present Lori was frozen in her car. She was breathing heavily as she saw raindrops hitting her car.
>Lori picked up her cellphone and called her job.
>"Hello I'm sorry I can't make it in today."
>Lori was about to get out of the car to get Loan from daycare but she couldn't she just waited until the rain stopped.
>When the rain cleared up it was already three. Lori realized she still needed to do some shopping before she picked up Loan.
>At the market she still had Bobby on her mind
>Lori caught herself staring at a stock boy until he asked if he could help her.
>Feeling embarrassed Lori quickly grabbed three things next to her and left they were bottles of wine.
>When Lori picked up Loan she had the radio on she didn't want to talk today not even to her daughter.
>"How was work today, mommy?"
>"Mommy?"
>Lori was focused on driving she was going about five under the speed limit she always did this when the roads were wet.
>Loan was used to this she just looked out the window and fell asleep.
>When Lori got home she picked up Loan and placed her in bed as she started to make dinner.
>While Lori was cooking she looked at some the extra things she bought and poured a glass of wine.
>When Loan woke up she could smell dinner it was Italian.
>"Lali dear come to the table."
>Loan came to the table to see her Mom red in the face.
>"Mommy are you ok you look like you have a fever?"
>"I'm fine Lali come on sit and eat."
>Loan was a little scared her mom had a weird smile on her face and her eyes looked glassy.
>Loan started to pick at her food avoiding her mom's eyes they scared her.
>"What's the matter Lali isn't the food good?"
>Loan gulped and looked up.
>"Mommy I'm Loan who's Lali?"
>Lori's smile slowly vanished.
>"Oh yeah that's right Lali's dead or maybe she was never alive. It's just you here Loan."
>Lori picked up an unopened bottle and left the room.
>"Mommy are you ok?"
>Lori didn't look at Loan she just walked to her bedroom.
>"Just do the dishes when you're done."
>That was the first time Loan saw one of her mom's incidents they became far to commonplace after that.


Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.18040 del
>>18037
>>18038
>>18039
Jest did you seriously delete your Pastebin? Really? Why?
Lucky you, I have my backups.
Expires in six days.
https://filebin.net/3i6xkz8ptlj2d7rk


Fuck 04/07/2026 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.18042 del
>>18040
Just move it to pastebin. Dam filebin never works anon as its always downed or something retarded. Pass it on Pastebin or give me login and password for the dumb manual way.


Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.18043 del


Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.18044 del
>>17997
I know there's a word for you basically trying to flip the script but I'm too lazy to Google it but whatever makes you happy in this corner you're stuck in chief.
>>17998
Huff that copium


Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.18045 del
>>17942
Diff dude but for me I like to visit the zoo from time to time see if the animals still do the same habits, which ya guys still do for most part. And admittedly I just pick up a stick and poke the animals if I'm bored since it's pretty easy


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.18046 del
>>18042
The "SMART" filter would prevent half of those stories from being reuploaded.


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.18047 del
>>18044
>>18045
Get a life


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.18048 del
>>18045
>>18044
>Diff dude
Sure you are bro. We totally believe you.

Get some help man. If your ego is so fragile that you need to play defense in a janky Russian 4chan, despite having your tantrums continuously deleted, then the word of the day you need to google is INSECURITY


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.18049 del
>>18037
>>18038
>>18039
Great greentext Jest


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:50 [Preview] No.18050 del
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Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.18051 del
>>17970
SCP Loud House/Sin Kid edition


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.18052 del
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Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 20:30 [Preview] No.18053 del
>>18043
This is nice. Who's the artist?


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.18054 del
>>18053
DaMeanzBeanz

Has a pixiv and I think a twitter.


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.18055 del
>>18052
Good one Dove.


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.18056 del
>>18054
thanks anon


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.18057 del
>>18050
Entertainer and the Emo getting her girl to smile.


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.18058 del
>>18057
What are the thoughts on Luan x Maggie? They haven't been around each other since season 1 or 2, but what does everyone else think about it?


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.18059 del
What are the thoughts on Luan x Maggie? They haven't been around each other since season 1 or 2, but what does everyone else think about it?


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.18060 del
>>18059
I still firmly believe it only took off because Safehouse was desperate for anything they could use to counter Loudcest.


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 21:45 [Preview] No.18061 del
>>18024
I'd say she's a Methodist falling under the Protestant branch with an idea of slow transformation to live a good honest life and trying to get her family to follow her


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.18062 del
>>18060
Rent free boogeyman


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 22:34 [Preview] No.18063 del


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 22:34 [Preview] No.18064 del
>>18060
It was made by Safehouse


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 22:35 [Preview] No.18065 del
>>18064
Edit:
It was made by Safehouse?


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.18066 del
>>18065
It wasn't. Safehouse just remains living rent free in their heads.


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 22:56 [Preview] No.18067 del
>>18044
Oh no its just another midgar dog.

Anyways...


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.18068 del
>>18039
>>18038
>>18037
Please stop this, Loan dosen’t deserve this. Also is there really a stillborn OC?


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.18069 del
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>>18059
It was actually a pretty decent ship and Luan still fits the role of a lesbian better them Luna, but obviously, something like this couldn't last forever, since Maggie isn't really a character.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.18070 del
>>18052
Dove - love!


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.18071 del
>>18058
A classic. I like the yin-yang pairing they got going on.
>>18068
That's an old green, anon. 2018 or so.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.18072 del
>>18048
>>18047
>>18067

He's still mad about his obsessive posts
>>18005
and
>>18006
getting deleted


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.18073 del
>>18059
They need to bring Maggie back, she and Luan would've been great together.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.18074 del
>>18039
Lali the unborn


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.18075 del
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Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.18076 del
>>18052
>>18069
Make it double


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.18077 del
>>18069
>something like this couldn't last forever, since Maggie isn't really a character.

Tell that to the Maggiecolnfags


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.18078 del
>>18074
If I recall correctly Jest never made a sinkid, did he do this as a joke?


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.18079 del
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>>18077
That’s different. Of everyone who stuck around and still takes an interest in her, she’s exist as QT.png or as a busty_big_boob.jpg attachment for Lincoln, so having any actual personality isn't really all that important to them.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.18080 del
>>18078
Not entirely sure. Possibly?


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.18081 del
>>18075
Luan and Maggie are the bestest gays


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.18082 del
>>18080
>>18078
Jest was into Lyle and Lemy, but I don't think he ever made his own


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.18083 del
>>18071
I do wonder sometimes if when they're paired together it actually works or it just becomes another very unlikely ship.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.18084 del
>>18069
Bloud Maggie?


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.18085 del
>>18052
Sweet Rocker Lulu AU


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.18086 del
>>18038
Oh no, not Bobby


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.18087 del
>>18084
Black Mag


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.18088 del
Can I get the quick rundown on Hugh Jr's Lore? Like what is his parentage, Is he Lincoln's or Hugh's?


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.18089 del
>>18088
I think he was a test tube baby made with unspecified dna of Hugh mixed with Lisa. I think that was it? I don’t even remeber titter.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.18090 del
>>18083
It depends on how invested in the relationship you get. It can become like Luna x Sam or Bobby x Lori and just there. It can fizzle out like Leni x (insert boyfriend for season). Or it can keep going and expanded.

Javi still does Luan x Maggie.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.18091 del
>>18082
Sure he did her name was Lali.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.18092 del
>>18022
Do it for her. And you'd do it again. You do it for her.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:24 [Preview] No.18093 del
>>17966
Cuddling her lil mattress


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 00:27 [Preview] No.18094 del
>>18091
Any art of her?


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.18095 del
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Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.18096 del
>>18095
NTA but touche


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.18097 del
>>18079
The only problem I see with the Maggiecoln fans (most of whom are coomers) is that they treat Maggie like just another one of Lincoln’s possessions. Along with his other 100 girlfriends.

She’s special to them only for being an emo girl with a great body.

The thing is, it doesn’t even make much sense as a story unless you force Maggie to forgive Lincoln for almost ruining her birthday party.

The only good thing about that ship is the daughters.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.18098 del
>>18097
>Maggie like just another one of Lincoln’s possessions. Along with his other 100 girlfriends
>Along with his other 100 girlfriends
>Maggie to forgive Lincoln
Damn, that would actually make for a pretty solid premise for a series of short stories. Like, Lincoln spend N-days before mother's day, spending one whole day with each Qt who have had his child or are currently in a some relationship with him. Explore their dynamics and consequences of their past. Some women are still "into him" like Haiku, some complicated like Rat, others remain neutral, some just friend/positive toward him, and remaining one harbor resentment.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.18099 del
>>18097

>Be Maggie (now adult).
>Maybe in a situationship with Luan.
>Another birthday party.
>Somehow Luan's kid brother is here.
>Except now he's not a kid anymore.
>Actually kind of hot despite the Buck Teeth.
>Looking like he might be a little tipsy.
>Lightweight.
>...
>Actually, maybe this punch is stronger than it should be.
>Might have drunk a bit too much.
>Bad decisions.exe
>Wake up with hot blond in the bed.
>Not the worst way she's woken up.
>Hot blond turns over.
>Spot the buck teeth.
>Fuck.
>Okay, NOW it's the worst way she's woken up.
>(Feels like she had a good night though.)
>Boot out the Loud boy. Get a shower. Forget the night ever happened.
>Three months later and now pregnate.
>Fuck.
>Keep the baby because Mom wants grandkids and probably won't get them otherwise (mostly into girls).
>Six months later and kid comes out.
>Actually pretty cute.
>Also Luan's kid brother is the Dad.
>No so bad actually. He's *really* good with babies.
>(We can be friends I guess.)
>Happiest little girl in the world.
>Call her Gloom for the Lolz.
>Gloom giggles at her name.
>Unexpectedly_content_motherhood.exe


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.18100 del
>>18050
An angel and a buffalo at rest au naturel


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.18101 del
>>18097
Now that I think about it, it does make their ship unlikely, especially without any further interactions between them and not including fanon.

I think Luaggie, as much as a crack ship as it might be, is better.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.18102 del
>>18099
Heh. Interesting way to explain how Gloom exists.
Nice greentext, anon.

I wonder if Luan did the same thing at the party and that's how she got Lois.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.18103 del
>>18098
>Cleo
Damn shame what happened to her.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.18104 del
>>18102
Don't let Lois's creator see this.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.18105 del
>>18092
That is to say. You do it for them.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.18106 del
>>18098
Triple flav Goth squad


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.18107 del
>>18099
Nice greentext anon


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.18108 del
>>18103
Lets just retcon all that other stuff and make her Clyde kid again.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.18109 del
>>18108
I don't remember much about the old Cleo or exactly what her relationship with Clyde was like.

So... What was so special or good about the old Cleo?


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.18110 del
>>18109
All I remeber is her being black and a goth.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.18111 del
>>18110
She was a black alt girl, had a strained relationship with her twin sister and dad.

Now, she's just the adopted black child of Saint Lincoln and nothing more than porn material now for Lincolnfags.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.18112 del
>>18111
lol I forgot she even had a sister.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.18113 del
>>18112
Most people treated her like a meme character or more Lincoln sex material so...


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.18114 del
>>18111
So, if you think Cleo would become Clyde’s daughter again,
how would you make that dynamic or relationship work?

I'm trying to think of something, but I can't really find anything about Cleo and Clyde.
Just a pic from Patanu, but it looks like Cleo hates Clyde in that one.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.18115 del
>>18114
Cleo does resent her dad cause, depending on if you headcanon it or not, Clyde had cheated on Haiku with Penelope. Real gripping stuff I know but it's better than the stupid shit like her and Sonette being born out of a threesome between Clyde, Haiku, and Lincoln


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.18116 del
>>18114

>>I'm trying to think of something, but I can't really find anything about Cleo and Clyde.
Just a pic from Patanu, but it looks like Cleo hates Clyde in that one.

Did Pat have any parent-child dynamic that didn't have the kids hating (or just be apathetic to) their parent once they hit puberty? Seen his pics a million times here and if it's not mon-son incest then it's a dumpsterfire where the kid's constantly hostile to the Dad.

Sure you can say there's the whole child of incest/daddy issues thing going on, but Lincoln's usually an otherwise decent guy getting endlessly ragged on. Meanwhile the sisters get off scott free even when they presumably started whatever fucked up incest-grooming mess turned Lincoln into what he is, even Lyra doesn't rag on Luna like she does Lincoln.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.18117 del
>>18116
It's kinda like with Green's works where you can't help but wonder if he's projecting due to certain themes constantly popping up.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.18118 del
>>18115
>Clyde had cheated on Haiku with Penelope.
Didn't it was a reverse? I remember she and Connor are Clyde's primary and official family.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.18119 del
>>18118
Again, it depends on the headcanon.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.18120 del
>>18119
>depends on the headcanon
Like personal ones? Because i have never seen art and fics there Haiku had a marriage or a permanent relationship within the sk au


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.18121 del
Dove - love!


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.18122 del
>>18116
There was kickback with some sisters, Lori usually getting it the worst but there were greens of Luna being a drunk and a bad mom. That’s why Lyra was so out together she had to be Lemy’s mom but Pat didn’t like that and always tried to shift away from Luna being a bad mom. There was also a lot of Lynn being a terrible mom but Lacy just being precious despite her peaked at highschool sports mom. Sometimes Lucy was seen as distant, not caring about Lupa. Luan was sometimes seen as not a Tully swing her daughter talking for her rather than listen to what she wanted. Lisa switched between mom and just a scientist with an experiment. Lola often didn’t care about her daught and would pick on her for fun. The only perfect moms were really Leni and Lana.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.18123 del
>>18122
And then you had that one drawfag who headcanoned Lucy as the only good mother and the rest as not caring about their own kids.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.18124 del
>>18122
Heavy disagree on Leni. People loved to portray her as a bad parent cause "lol she's blonde therefore she's stupid"


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.18125 del
>>18124
Another reason was because she was optimistic and kind, which was translated into stupid and negligent


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.18126 del
>>18122
>>18123
>>18124
>>18125

Yeah I think I've seen a little of that. But I don't think the kids ever lashed out at the Moms in the same way they did Lincoln. They're not hostile and hateful towards the Moms, Dad meanwhile?

Yeah, it's open season. Only half joking there, with some of the stuff Lupa just on her own did her pulling a piece on him with live ammo isn't out of the question.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.18127 del
>>18126
While I'm not a fan of how a lot of people to portray Lincoln as a saint that everybody loves, Pat constantly dragging Lincoln down always bugged me, especially when Lupa was involved.

Like grow a fucking pair and discipline your brats, you spineless fuck.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.18128 del
>>18127
Yeah, there was always this lack of a middle ground either turned into Everybody Loves Lincoln or it turned into where he was just the biological punching bag.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.18129 del
>>18127

I think it's mostly because Lupa is usually portrayed as an edgy character who isn't really interested in anyone else and only thinks about herself or causing trouble for others. The only times I've seen her drawn in a “decent” way are when Julex, Dove, or Procras draw her.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.18130 del
>>18129
>Julex, Dove, or Procras
The mostly pure bois. They draw Lincoln in a gentle loving universe as a family guy.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.18131 del
>>18127
It was the edgy times of the fandom.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.18132 del
>>18126
>But I don't think the kids ever lashed out at the Moms in the same way they did Lincoln.
I don't see this as a big problem, just variable family dynamics, because kids was constantly also divided into camps of "always loving" and "normal relationships". Lincoln is mostly attacked by those who can be described as "difficult teenagers". Lupa and Lyra, to depending on headcanons and circumstances, Lemy. This is basically a basic idea: children should not have absolutely the same attitude towards their parents. Plus, if we're going to talk about it, there are plenty of headcanons where Leia and/or Liby was positive toward Lincoln and negative towards their mothers. I also remember an old fic where Leni had trouble communicating with Liena due to her poor understanding of sign language.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.18133 del
>>18127
There's no Lupa or bratty child put in place by Lincoln


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.18134 del
>>18132
>Leni trouble talking with Liena
I remember that one, was that a Trillhouse fanfic?


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.18137 del
Lupa gets a piece!

Warning:has Daddy/daughter elements.

>Lupa brings home a piece.
>Old revolver. Looks like the shit.
>No ammo but great for getting freaks to back off.
>'Uncle' Lincoln takes one look at it and scowls.
>Smirk because incest-pedo-freak-'Dad' is a pussy who won't do anything.
>Lupa's Face When Lincoln yoinks the thing out of her hand like it's nothing.
>Lupa's Face When she learns the hard way a healthy adult man can easy overpower a tiny teenage smoker.
>Turns out Lincoln was taking her bitching because of guilt/affection/whatever. Now she's crossed a line.
>Find herself manhandled and stripped of all her contraband.
>Pocket knife? Knicked.
>Lighter? Gone like the wind.
>Pepper Spray?
>She actually got a chance to use it.
>Because Lincoln decided to stand still and took it face-first to make a point.
>Lupa's Face When pepper spray is nothing to a man who grew up getting wrecked on the daily by the Loud Sisters. Luan's stinkbombs alone are worse.
>Bottom line: Lupa's disarmed and tied to a chair.
>Shout for help.
>Coward siblings hide instead. Can see Lincoln on the phone talking to her Mom.
>"... Not what we usually do but..."
>Stomach drops as Lincoln comes over. Face like stone.
>Sentence announced:
Room to be turned inside out and all her contraband stuff seized.
Grounded for a month.
No computer or phone privileges.
And a hundred hard wallops to her asscheeks. More if she bitches about it.
>Damn. Didn't know corporal punishment was even in the Loud handbook.
>Kind of weird when you remember the beatdowns Lincoln and the sisters used to give each other. But maybe that's why. No point in spanking kids who routinely give and take punishment to each other that should put someone in hospital.
>But it's Lupa's not-so-lucky day because her stunt just warranted a special exception.
>Smirk and try to play it cool as Lincoln unties her.
>Loose the cool as she gets turned over and has her pants pulled down.
>Holler and snarl defiance. Accuse of pedo shit.
>Light work: no reaction.
>Lupa can't say the same.
>First hit catches her by suprise.
>Yelp out of shock more than anything else. Never been spanked before. Sensation is new.
>Second time is just pain though. Grit her teeth and say nothing,
>She can take this. Baddest bitch in the house.
>Tenth time her eyes are watering.
>By twenty she's not bad anymore, just a bitch trying not to whimper too loudly.
>WHAP!
>WHAP!
>WHAP!
>The second after is the worst bit. Extra stinging that peaks just before the next hit resets to a new peak.
>Going to have to sleep on her belly.
>...
>She loses track.
>Then something happens.
>Pain is still there.
>But different feeling.
>WHAP!
>The feeling starts growing. Gathering and feeling distinct.
>Feels...
>Good?

Part 1 of 2


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.18138 del
>WHAP!
>Suddenly realize nips are hard as diamonds.
>Kind of like when-
>WHAP!
>Something important in her head snaps.
>Denial?
>Sanity?
>Whatever it was, it's gone now- and there's this brand new shiny link between the pain in her ass and her downstairs.
>WHAP!
>Squelch!
>Stomach drops out as everything stops.
>Oh fuck please no.
>I'm not one of THEM.
>Lupa turns her head.
>Sees Lincoln staring at his palm.
>Old fuck is whiter than usual.
>"... I guess you need to use the bathroom?"
>Blatant lie.
>They both know what that is.
>Kind of surprised he didn't keep going.
>You'd think an incest-pedo would jump at that kind of thing.
>"Go... go clean yourself up."
>Old fart is doing the tight smile thing. Like Lacey gave him one of her special shakes and can't cop to the fact it tastes like shit and vomit warmed over without breaking her heart.
>"Just go to your room after-"
>Wait what?
>Visions of daddy-daughter molestation in private fill her head.
>YOUR'RE NOT ADDING ME TO THE COLLECTION SHITHEAD.
>"... We'll skip the rest of the spanking. I think you got the point."
>...
>Hunh?
>Lupa's Face When Lincoln just lets her go without the Bad Touch.
>Momentarily relieved.
>Then inexplicably pissed.
>AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
>Bro seriously draws the line here? Dude, the qualification for basic human decency is back before you knocked up your little sisters.
>Go upstairs and end day even more messed up in the head than usual. Also now slightly body insecure.
>Brand new level of fucked up.
>Kind of impressive.

Part 2 of 2


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.18139 del
>>18121
Barf Garb!


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.18140 del
>>18047
>>18048
Lol told ya it was easy.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.18141 del
>>18124
Oh yeah I forgot about that I guess it was just Lana.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.18142 del
>>18121
Lovin the Lulu


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.18143 del
>>18137
>>18138
Ok greentext anon this was..different?


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.18144 del
>>18121
Kabuki/ Visual Kei Luna


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.18145 del
>>18052
What would Lemy and Lyra be like if Luna became Lulu before they were born?


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.18146 del
>>18145
Lyra would be like early seasons Hailey from American dad, Lemy would be like Justin Bieber.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.18147 del
>>18145
It seems to me that Luna might choose a career as Lulu only if Lyra were born as a guaranteed way to provide for her child and her future, rather than relying on the uncertain prospects of life in a fledgling niche rock band.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.18149 del
>>18130
Do Julex and Procrastinauthor still do commissions?


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.18150 del
"Now remember, girls, this is a big responsibility." Lincoln warned as he walked his daughters into the library. "And it comes with a very big financial obligation if you take it lightly." He stated fiercely as he looked at his sister Lisa following along.

"I fail to see how a simple withholding of reading materials results in such exuberant fines, especially for the betterment of mankind." Lisa defended herself as she followed, studying the building front desk. "My latest invention is evidence of their bureaucratic nonsense and a testament to the will of innovation!"

Lincoln quickly shot her excuse down as he held the door open. "Let's just hope it's a testament to not reporting us to a credit bureau. It's our finances on the line for this, you know."

"C'mon, guys!" Liby screamed, startling the room as she burst through the door. "They finally have the new issue that tells whether or not if the baby is one-eyed Jack's or Ace's."

"Shhh!" A café filled with customers went.

Lacy sprinted up to the double doors. "This guy's book must be important. Especially if you been waiting this long for it."

"You like coming here. I don't. And why did you have to bring us with you? Couldn't you have just made this a boys trip?" Lupa sneered.

"My word!" Lisa gasped. "I'll have you know the library is the most entertaining place in Royal Woods! A wonderland filled with knowledge of the ages.

"Leopold and Lemy are off with Lyle and Gordon and Bobby." Liby shouted back, somewhat suspicious. "Something about getting their groove with the ladies back by getting some fresh suits on. Even Connor said he wanted to go with them. And he loves the library."

"It seems we share that sentiment. In fact, it is precisely why I have decided to accompany you all here. Despite the perceived danger to my being." She added swiftly observing behind library shelves.

"Cmon, you'll love it." Lincoln coaxed. "It has books about science stuff, comics, different stories, even your Aunt Lola likes it. I bet they even have that book you and your mom li- "

Just a quick look from Lupa bore holes in Lincoln's confidence to continue talking. It was a look that screamed, please DON'T, you wouldn't, and I dare you- a screenshot of an average teenage girl's mind.

"..I bet they even have that book Me and your Mom likes." He corrected.

"Yeah, c'mon Lupa," Lacy shouted back, earning an ignored shush from the patrons, "the library has everything. It has fitness issues. It has sports articles and memoirs. It has training techniques and regimens- "

"Gee really?!" Lupa smiled. "Does it come with exercise advice and dumbells too?!"

"Shhh!"

"Sometimes they do! They even give you nutrition advice too? Wanna read some together?!"

"Shhh!!"

"..No thanks." She sighed, stiffed by Lacy's lack of fight and sarcasm. "Imma just go look at the dirty magazines til Liby gets her book and its time to go."

"Shh- "

"Oh, shut up. Half of you are on Twitter and the rest of you are between lousy first drafts and your 3rd cup of coffee." She said as she shuffled up the stairs to the manga and kids section of the library.

"Well then, if anyone needs me or unfortunately looking for me, I'll be assisting ny nieces in their scholastic pursuits. While also perusing for the finishing touches to my layest invention." Lisa said as she walked the library, shielding her face as she examid the library exits and employees.

"Good morning, Panther." Liby chirped, as she watched Panther look up from her book. "How are you today?"

"Ok. But, I'd be alot better in 15 minutes." Panther lazily waved back.

"How come?"

"Thats when I get off." She smiled.

"Hey Panther! Do you have any workout books for emos? Lupa and me were going to go exercise and she wanted to know if we had any books about dumbells and beginner exercises." Lacy smiled, running to the front desk.

"Ummm Lacy," Lincoln explained. "I don't think your sister really wants to exercise with y- "

"Of course she does Mr.Loud." Panther interrupted. "Don't you see


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.18151 del
"Don't you see underneath all of that gloomy, chubby, bratty, borderline fatas-

"Panther!" Lincoln warned.

She smiled through a row of sharp teeth. "What? I was gonna say beneath all that is a girl that really wants to get active."

"Panty, you know that's not ri-"

"Oh, did I forget to mention that the newest Muscle Fish comic is out today?" I know some people just don't have time to go pick up and buy them, but I'm always happy to share."

"...Well, I guess a little tease isn't so bad." Lincoln looked away. "But no cursing." He added as he walked upstairs.

"If you say so." Panther smiled and waved.

The next 15 minutes passed in a blur as the Loud family raced around the library. Liby studied the new comic of Ace Savvy she found and proceeded to stand at checkout and theorize to Panther. Lacy looked up the various sets of exercises she'd try out at home, stopping occasionally to look for ways to get Lupa interested. Lupa walked around aimlessly in the adult section of books, but only a minute before rushing to search the kid section. Lisa, while picking up her own books, took time to return some of her own.

"I'll be happy to inform you that all of our children have found their age appropriate reading material and are accounted for." Lisa commented, occasionally stopping to look around the corners of bookshelves.

"Alright, so now all you have to do is fill this form out. You'll have your library cards, and we can get you checked out." Panther announced.

"And you can get to your job at the perve- I mean the maid café right?." Lupa finished, earning an annoyed look from Panther.

"...Just sign your name, date of birth and residence so we can get out of here." Panther scowled. "And you can finish reading- wait a minute, is that that pony novel from the kids section?! You know that's for elementary school kids, right?"

"...That's not...What even is that"

"Oh umm actually thats mine. One my little pon- eep!" Lincoln suddenly squeaked. A slight pop to his butt from Lupa, who whispered quickly into his ear.

"Yes? One..?" Panther asked.

"I mean, one Pretty Pony: Equestriana Girls. For me."

"If you say so." She smiled, ringing up the children's book.

"So who do you think Lady Ace is carrying the baby for? Liby asked, ready to finally hear Panther's thoughts as she sat her books on the shelf. "I think it's One-eyed Jack's, Savvy already has enough love interests. But what do you think?"

"...I think the kid really belongs to Kitty and Lady Ace doesn't even know." Panther teased.

"..WHAT?! That's just stupi- "

"Im ready!" Lacy came running to the desk. "I finally found it!"

"Found what?" Lupa asked.

"The workout magazines and articles for goth and emo kids. It took awhile but I finally found it!"

"There are no emo and goth workout boo-"

"Yes there are. Here." Lacy explained.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.18152 del
In an instant, Lacy sat down an old article of a tall gothic woman being interviewed, holding a skull in one hand and a basketball in the other. The article was titled, 'How I Stack paper to the ceiling and rain 3 pointers on my short athletic sister.' Lupa was surprised to see it was a picture of none other than her Mom, Lucy Loud.

"Now we can exercise together!" Lacy explained. "She recommends you do warm up with drills and situps. But we can start with suicide runs."

"Isn't that exciting Lupa?" Panther smarmed.

"..Terrific." Lupa scowled.

"By the way, Mr. Loud. Could you give me a lift while a clock out? Dad says he's running late at Duds for Dudes. Something about some kids needing to bring back some suits." Panther asked as she grabbed her bag.

"Sure." Lincoln perked. "Throw in that new Muscle Fish comic over the weekend, and Lincoln's Taxi service is at your disposal." He joked.

"You drive a hard bargain Linc- Mr. Loud. But I think that'll work just f- "

"Yes, swimmingly dear. Now may we please finish issuing those library cards so we may leave. Post haste of you may?" Lisa sputtered her eyes, searching around the library.

"Relax, Lisa." Lincoln defended. "We're on our way, but we're not in a rush or anything."

"I beg to differ. As amicable as this trip has been we must leave befor- "

"Well Well Well..." An old woman's voice roared from the library entrance.

"Oh no... it's YOU."

"That's right. Lisa Loud."

"...Mrs.Wetta, or perhaps Molly given our acquaintance."

"Mrs.Wetta is fine." Molly answered, as she walked from behind the front desk. "I thought I saw you sneaking around. It seems I was about to leave right on time."

"How lucky for you."

"Lucky me indeed. Now, onto the real reason we're here. Time to pay up! You owe more than a $1000 in late fees, missing books and replacements. And after all these years, I'm finally here to collect."

Molly Wetta stood in front of the entrance with the declaration of a general going to war- focused, weathered, and ready to strike- already adding up bodies.

The library was finally silent. Filled with the bated breath of booklovers and onlookers. Even Lincoln stood with his kids, stuck with no clue of what to do.
...Then Lisa finally spoke.

"I suppose it's actually a blessing that we've crossed paths. I have quite the surprise for you Molly." She smiled, unsheathing her latest experiment. "I've been doing some science to my newest invention, Behold!"

"Shhh!" A café of readers once again groaned.

"Unless it's cash or credit, I don't care about whatever.. that is." Molly stated, stepping closer.

"And it is this exact lack of conviction and innovation that I counted on!" Lisa screamed as she pulled a gun from her hip.

-PLOUW!-

The gun beeped and rang as a small harmless green portal appeared beneath Lisa's feet.

"Behold!" Lisa shouted.

"Shhh!"

"Years of innovation and conviction you so foolishly ignored, all in favor of your precious library fines, now stands before you in all its scientific glory!"

Molly was undeterred. "...Mrs.Loud, pay your fines, or I'll be forced to call the poli- "


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.18153 del
"ln the words of an illustrious poet before my time, you may fine me, but first you'll have to find me." Lisa said before dipping the tip of her toe in the swirling green hole. "In informal terms of speaking; I don't owe you shi- "

"Shhh- "

-PLASH-

The library erupted in a blast of light as the green portal instantly swallowed Lisa whole. And just like that... she was gone. The entire library seemed unphased as they carried on like nothing happened. The only evidence hinting at her safety or even time at the library being a text to Lincoln that read:

/You have my utmost appreciation in serving as my cover to finally return those library books and acquire a few more. I'll see you and the girls tonight. And love you./

Lincoln was nearly smitten, before Molly Wetta turned to Lincoln.

"Well Mr.Loud," Molly began. "Given that she's your wife, I take it you'll be covering her debts?"

Lincoln stuttered as he searched for an excuse. "Umm... I'm actually not- "

"I'll see you in the car Mr.Loud!" Panther shouted as she and the rest of the girls rushed to the exit.

"Shhh!"

"Yes!" Liby followed. "We can talk more about who's kid Lady Ace is carrying. And why it can't be Kitty."

Lacy grabbed for Lupa and left for the exit. "C'mon Lupa, we can go try some of these exercises outside. In the interview, she mentions doing three sets of 20 sighs and thighs squats."

"I'll just hold on to m- YOUR Princess Pony: Equestriana Girls book." Lupa spoke as she left. "I'll be in the car making sure no one steals it or something." She hugged it to her chest tightly as she left.

"Well Mrs.Loud?" Molly resumed.

"..I'll actually have to call her.." Lincoln stammered. "I think she's coming back and ju- "

"Don't you try and dissappear on me, Loud." She warned, standing near the exit.

"Me? Run away? No, I was just going to ask how much she owes?"

"I see." Molly answered as she walked back to front desk computer. "Given the outstanding debt she had at the age of 4, add 25 years of late fees. She owes approximately $293,487.99."

"WHAT?!!"

"Shhh!"

"Shocking, isn't it? Despite the need for knowledge, some people just aren't financially responsible." Molly sighed. "So will you be paying in credit, cash or deb- "

-WOOSH-

"HEY?!"

"I'll talk to her at home!" Lincoln screamed back as he blasted through the double door entry. "She'll pay it next time we come to the library!"

"Get back here!" Molly shouted as she saw Lincoln flagging his girls down to start Vanzilla up. "You Louds or gonna pay!"

"Sure we will...Next time."

"Shhh- "

"Oh shut up!" Lincoln screamed before Vanzilla screeched out of the parking lot.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.18154 del
>>18150
>>18151
>>18152
>>18153
Ignoring the grammatical issues in some of these sentences. This wasn't bad. Pretty entertaining actually. Thought Lisa's reaction to owing what is a down payment on a house in fees was pretty funny. 200k? How many books have to go missing for Lisa to owe so much? Nice use of Panther. I'm not too lore familiar with her but I see anons talk about her sometimes, different headcanons and whatnot. Neat to see someone a bit more "niche" get a little time in a writefag's spotlight.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 01:00 [Preview] No.18155 del
>>18153
Good story anon


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.18156 del
>>18154
>>18155
It's an old story, dumbasses.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.18157 del
>>18156
Okay well, no need to be rude, anon. I didn't know that. It's not obvious, at least to a newfag. I thought some writefag was feeling extra daring today.
Since you're apparently all knowing, who was the original author of this?


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.18158 del
>>18156
Begone schizo


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.18159 del
>>18148
Young adult Lulu loves rocking Lemy's headband as a mask


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.18160 del
>>18150
Nice story anon


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.18161 del
>>18148
Lincoln's a good mediator


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.18162 del
>>18153
Ok greentext


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.18163 del
Is the BLOUDS a race swap of just the LH girls or is it for the entirety of Royal Woods?


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.18164 del
>>18163
Both. Initially, it was just a swap, but then the idea of ​​a simultaneously existing og Rita took hold. This means there may be original older Lincoln sisters. So now it's headcanon territory.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.18165 del
>>18163
>>18164

Swap everything with another race:
White or Asian Clyde
White Ronnie Anne
Latina Stella


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.18166 del
>>18163
It can be either one or both depending on the preference


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:17 [Preview] No.18167 del
>>18132
They're a combo of oil and water


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:17 [Preview] No.18168 del
>>18165
Technically Stella is already latina


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.18169 del
>>18151
>>18152
Good short stroy


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.18170 del
>>18130
>Family Guy


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.18171 del
It wasn't the weirdest thing Lemy had ever asked her to do, but it still felt strange.

"Can you help me with this eyeliner?"

"I don't know anything about makeup, Lemy."

"But you're a girl." He countered.

Of course, he was correct. But it was one of those uninformed leaps of logic Lyra often expected from her little brother. Lyra really didn't know anything about makeup and she certainly didn't use it herself. There was no particular reason, even thought she usually worked to present herself as femininely as possible. One of the things Lyra prided herself on besides her maturity was being practical, and the effort just didn't seem worth it every morning for another day on the road.

She didn't think it was whorish though. Or out of place on boys. Lyra's mother was a rock star, and Lyra had been seeing people in that scene her whole life. Makeup was a big part of it. The teen could remember countless mornings when she was little, some of them before Lemy was even born, in the bathroom with her mothers while they applied makeup for their shows or whatever else. They were so vivid Lyra could still remember exactly how they'd done it, enough that she thought she could do it herself. Even though Lemy had memories just like it, Lyra undoubtedly held more experience.

"I suppose I could try..." She offered.

Lyra was surprised by just how naturally it all came to her. She'd never handled a brush before, but her hands were delicate enough to handle it like an expert. It was also the longest Lyra had ever seen Lemy stay still. After 10 minutes, both considered it a success. Lemy was hyping himself up in the mirror behind him. Lyra felt pleased with herself.

"What about nails?" He asked next. Just like eyeliner, Lyra had seen it enough to be confident she could do it, and she was right. Lemy would spend the next few hours admiring himself in their mirror, then immediately running to their moms when they finally came back.

"Check out what Lyra did!" He showed off his nails and tilted his head back.

"Whoa, Dude!" Luna joined him in his hype.

"Nice." Sam wasn't going to put him down either.

"Since when do you know how to do makeup?" Luna addressed her daughter. Lyra shrugged modestly.

"I've seen you guys doing it all my life."

"Learned from experts." Luna grinned. "You're pretty good at it, Dudette. You should try some for yourself."

"No thank you." Lyra hadn't changed her mind on that. "You should teach Lemy. He seems interested in it."

"Yeah, Lyra was really slow." Lemy added, making Luna and Sam smirk. Lyra didn't let it annoy her.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.18172 del
>>18130

Good stuff. Could always use more loving Dad Lincoln. There's always plenty of 'deconstruction' edge shit, Dad/daughter shit, etc, etc.

But Lincoln just being a good Dad who loves his family is just always solid you know?


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:40 [Preview] No.18173 del
>>18172
True. I think we're right at the point in the fandom where we're ready to push more towards headcanons that show Lincoln as a family man


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.18174 del
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Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.18175 del
>>18171
Nice story anon. Lyra's picking up more from her mom each day.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.18178 del
>>18175
They can disagree on a lot of things, but at the end of the day they're still mother and daughter.


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Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:45 [Preview] No.18181 del
>>18151
>>18152
>>18171
Amazing stories anons!


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.18182 del
>>18180
This isn't an image board its an arms race


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.18183 del
>>18145
Lemy a pop star
Lyra a heavy metal rockstar
Lincoln more polished manager Dad, but more worked


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 23:50 [Preview] No.18184 del
>>18179
>>18180
Proto-Lyle


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.18185 del
>>18184
It’s funny how Lyle started as
An innocent happy girly boy and instead became such a sassy bitch. It’s like he watched one episode of Ru Paul’s drag race and learned the ways of the bitch.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 00:43 [Preview] No.18186 del
Let's see, some garbo greens, reposts of clinging to garbo. Eh slow day I guess.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.18187 del
>>18186
Ok than well show us what you got.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 01:46 [Preview] No.18188 del
>>18185
He learned it from Lola


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.18189 del
>>18188
>”The trick is to find any insecurities and make small nods to them.”
>”What if they don’t have any?”
>”Everyone has them, why look at Leia she has to live in my shadow and she’s not even good at that.”
>”I’M RIGHT HERE MOTHER!”
>”Ugh I know, shouldn’t you be peddling diabetes to the lower class?”
>”I RUN A COOKIE BUSINESS, THAT OUT SELLS, THE GIRL SCOUTS OF AMERICA IN THIS TOWN!”
>”Oh that reminds me, your shark friend came over I bought some of her cookies for you there in the kitchen with some milk.”
>”YOU WHAT!”
>Leia runs to the kitchen and starts smashing plates.
>”Wow I actually feel bad for her.”
>”Don’t she’s breaking your father’s adequate China.”
>”Should we stop her?”
>”Nah gives me an excuse to buy your father proper plates for his birthday.”


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.18190 del
>>18187
Not wasting my time with you people lmao.

>>18189
More garbage.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.18191 del
>>18190
Ah coward got it.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.18192 del
>>18190
Sure schizo. See you in the next couple of days.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.18193 del
>>18145
Lyra would mix her christian values and music to become a christian/country rockstar
Lemy would rebel against her and become an underground rapper


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.18194 del


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.18195 del
>>18189
Nice short anon


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.18196 del
>>18189

>>”Ugh I know, shouldn’t you be peddling diabetes to the lower class?”

Lola really acting like she's isn't the trashiest of white trash after literally fucking her brother and spawning one of the *dozens* of inbred kids in said white trash family.

10/10 in character (she really would do that).


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:59 [Preview] No.18197 del
>>18189
Lyle is learning from a master


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.18200 del
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Hah, recently learned that there is a scientific term that describes the situation when twins are born from different fathers - heteropaternal superfecundation


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.18201 del
>>18200
>The Cleo and Sonette were born from a threesome headcanon

Extreme cringe.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.18202 del
>The Cleo and Sonette were born from a threesome headcanon
Based


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.18203 del
>Cleo as Clyde's daughter

Cringe


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.18204 del
>Cleo as not another Lincoln sperm tank
Based


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.18205 del
Cleo is/was better as Clyde daughter


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.18206 del
>Cleo in general

Cringe


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.18207 del
>>18204
>>18205

Cleo would work better if she had a friend group instead of being a loner or just having Lupa


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.18208 del
>>18207
I always found it weird she wasn't associated with Lyra's friend group. Then again, people could never make up their minds whether or not Vikki was a part of it.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.18209 del
>>18208
There's something mildly funny about Lincoln's kids with all of RA's friends being older than his and RA's kids.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.18210 del
>>18208
>>18209
Also, Lyra and Cleo being friends has been a thing before. Or are you specifically talking about a group?


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.18211 del
>>18210
Any examples? All I can recall outside of gooner garbage is a drawing from Warden.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.18213 del
>>18209

It is kind of weird, but maybe RA just decided to wait to get her career in check instead of hopping on the teen mom train. Everyone else though? Nope, full throttle to babymomma central.

Either that or RA's a cuckquean and she was too busy getting off on Lincoln being every other female's spermbank for like a decade. Which is coomer logic but probably makes their relationship make more sense anyway; what other kind of woman would get involved an actual romance with Lincoln "Single-handedly reduced the genetic diversity of Michigan" Loud?


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.18214 del
>>18213
>what other kind of woman would get involved an actual romance with Lincoln "Single-handedly reduced the genetic diversity of Michigan" Loud?

You're gonna summon the Lincolnfags with this one.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.18215 del
>>18211
Guess it's one of those things that developed in the isolation of Discord. But there was a lot of playing around with Lyra and Cleo being tight knit since they were little girls and still hanging out as teens whenever Lyra was in town. I'll see if I can dig anything specific up.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.18216 del
>>18208
>Lyra's Friends

Oh, you mean the OCs from Midgar, which are just another deposit of Lincoln's semen?

Pass.
And they used to be good characters with great designs, but now they're just sperm containers.

How disgusting.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.18217 del
>>18216
God no. Not those two losers. I meant her old friend group aka Sonette, Pan, Vikki, and Terry. I'm aware like two of those characters have become Lincoln sex dolls but that's not the point of anything.

Unless you meant differently.

>>18215
Was this before all the adopted Cleo BS?


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.18218 del
>>18211
>>18215
I can't really summarize three years of loose ideas being thrown around, but I'll summarize the two most common things:

>Lyra and Cleo having a waitress job together.
>Cleo helping Lyra adjust to normal school and teenage life after so long homeschooling and having limited contact with peers.

>>18216
Those two classmates from a private academy? I think that anon was referring to her old friend group. There were like four of them, Sonette is the only other one I can remember.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.18219 del
>>18217
Not sure. When did that start? Stuff I'm referring to is goofing around dating back to 2023.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.18220 del
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>>18218
>Those two classmates from a private academy

And don't forget one of them was a Mexican girl with father issues who saw Lincoln as a father figure and her mom likes Lincoln too. Because of course that was the whole character.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.18221 del
>>18220

Pretty sure she's also one of the only characters who *didn't* get Logged? Endless daddy/daughter as far as the eye can see, but the latina girl whose entire personality was built around it got skipped?

I'm also pretty sure she was one of the OCs who were 'Lincoln is totally not the secret Dad *wink wink*'. So what gives?


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.18222 del
>>18221
I could've swore there was a comic involving her recently but I guess Midgar took it down cause I can't find it anymore. So take this instead https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140635153


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.18223 del
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>>18217
Oh, my bad, it’s just that Lyra’s group of friends… hasn’t really been around much lately.

Apart from those… two.

So, how do you think Lyra would interact with that group of friends right now?
Those four girls are all a bit different from each other compared to Lyra.

>>18208
So what's the idea behind Cleo joining Lyra's group?
I still really like the design Dove created for Cleo.

She looks great now.
No Egyptian stereotypes or shit like that.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.18224 del
>>18223
Unfortunately, Dove and Nevy still support the adoption shit and did the "lol black character has no father" stereotype. Because of course.

Call me woke but this fandom can be so cruel to minority characters.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.18225 del
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>>18223
The straightwoman? All the others are eccentric in their own ways. Maybe they like having a 'mom' of the group?

I'll be honest though-I remember nothing about Pan. I couldn't even tell you who her mother is.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.18226 del
>>18225
I always found it weird she wasn't already in the group, especially since she's Sonette's twin sister. But I wonder how much it had to do with the headcanons where they have a strained relationship.

Pan was the Polly kid who I believe was missing a leg or something. Her whole thing was being the cynic/pessimist of the group if I remember right.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.18227 del
>>18224
Oh, I'm not sure about that.
I've only been able to talk to Nevy.

She’s unsure about Cleo’s current status, which tends to leave her vague about her origins and more focused on Cleo.
I mean, it makes sense that in her post she doesn’t mention “Loud” or “adopted” or “Clyde.”

According to her, Vale doesn’t really make it clear which origin he prefers, and he’s been away for who knows how long.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.18228 del
>>18227
I recall Nevy posting some shit about Cleo's dad in her take being a deadbeat... because of course.

Like I really hate to be that guy and also point fingers and accusations and the like but I really really hate what's been done to Cleo to the point that I have a kneejerk reaction.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.18231 del
One day some random person at school screams to the kids "YOUR DAD'S A SLUT!"

How does each kid respond?


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.18232 del
>>18231
>Loan
Breaks down and cries because a stranger screamed at her and scared her
>Liena
Keeps walking unaware of the insult because she's deaf
>Lyra
Sticks her nose in the air and walks away haughtily while silently agreeing in her mind
>Liby
Scrunchs up her shoulders, clutches harder to her binders and walks faster to get away
>Lacy
"What's a slut?"
>Lupa
"My dad fucked your mom, shitlips."
>Leia
Huffs indignantly and get into an argument with the stranger, plans his downfall later
>Lizy
"What's a slut?"
Make something up for the boys, I'm at a loss for them.


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.18233 del
>>18231
>>18232
>Lyle
Looks insulter up and down. "Clearly he lacked taste at the time."

>Lemy
"So my Dad fucked your mom, why are you so butthurt about it half bro?

>Bobby
Yells insults in Spanish he learned from watching his Mom argue with others


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.18234 del
Do you think the kids ever question if Lincoln or one of the moms would molest them?

Darkfic content for sure, but I think it would at least cross their minds.


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.18235 del
>>18233
The Lyle one is max sass energy.


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.18236 del
>>18233
Do Lyle and Lemy even like their dad? I always got the impression they were momma's boys.


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.18237 del
>>18236
Generally Lyle like his dad, while Lemy at least gets along with him. They're rarely in conflict with each other. They're definitely more attached to their mothers and sisters though.


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.18238 del
>Standard SK Setup.
>Some absolute **** spiked Dad's drink. Now he's intoxicated.
>Lyra will assume it was probably Leia, she likes making distractions whenever Lyra's getting close to finding something incriminating on her
>Whoever it was, the result it the same. Meaning: Lincoln is a an affectionate menace to his offspring for the next six hours.
>Which sounds bearable until you realize he's kissing/crushing his kids into broken, spittle-bearing husks of themselves.
>"... kill meeee....."
>Loan shudders as she steps over the twitching remains of a sibling.
>(Better you than me)
>She feels guilty for thinking it but it's true.
>You might be asking why Loan- having a well-fortified door- would leave her secure zone in a time of terror.
>Well, you see under most circumstances the fridge is closely guarded by Liena. No snacking on the secure contents, no extra nibbles unless you want to risk getting a wooden-spoon wooping+drafting into kitchen prep for a week.
>But right now Liena's deserted her post in favor of the safety of the open road (and drag racing).
>So by using her strategic instincts, Loan made a calculated risk. She *dared* to leave her room, knowing full well Lincoln would probably be occupied hunting down her siblings, and they would be occupied either hiding or wishing they were- so there would be no one to see her sneaking. No one to report her.
>A bold plan (especially for her).
>And today?
>Fortune favors the bold.
>Packets of chips. A tub of ice cream, assorted other treats.
>All hastily pinched and stuffed into her old schoolbag. (She didn't have a fridge in her room, but it was chocolate so it would be gone before the night's end anyway).
>Enough NEET-rations to last her a week. Well past the time it'll take for the siblings to point fingers at each other over the stolen goodies, get into a murder cloud, and forget about the treats when the next disaster happens.
>Somehow, someway, she makes it back up to the top floor without an incident.
>Can still hear shouts and wails from from her siblings rooms, echoes from the vents. Fallen blood relatives still litter the hallway as she sneaks back.
>Door is still sealed by lock. Fuck up punching in the code with one sweaty hand. Get it right the fourth time and squeal like a pig when something jerks her back.
>Wait.
>No that's just the backpack getting caught on the doorframe.
>Heartrate a million miles a minute over nothing.
>Still get inside. Close door.
>Safe.
>Open bag.
>Goodies still inside.
>Can still hear wails of despair outside.
>She won.
>Operation Liquor Leveraged Larceny for Loan's Lunchtime Liberation is a total success!
>Quietly squeal at glee from the pleasure of ill-gotten gains!
>Salty!
>Sweet!
>Sticky!
>AND ALL HERS!
>She grabs the tub first (shocking right?) and dives into her bed. In seconds she assumes her blanket cocoon form, and a click of a remote illuminates her face with the reflected light of her screen.
>Isolated with Icecream, and all the wonders of the interwebs to entertain her. Imageboards, her favorite Yandere Boy Hentai, and the two or three good indie porngame sites that aren't trojan-bait and haven't been taken down yet.
>Good times.

>Actually she really should have taken a spoon too.
>Wait, there's one right there.
>Floating in mid air.
>No wait, that's just the darkness obscuring a hand.
>Look sightly left.
>Two shiny eyes stare back at her.
>The smell of alcohol hits her before the sound does.
>"Hi sweetie."
>Hi Dad.
>"Wanna know a secret?"
>... "No?"
>Dad's eyes get closer, and now he's got a face in the light of her screen.
>(If this was one of her games, this would be when the heroine got violated.)
>(Which might still happen here. Just probably not *sexually*)
>(Probably)
>"It's a special secret." Dad's smiling now, the buck teeth and grin kind give him killer clown vibes. "The kind that brings only *joy*...."
>(Maybe she needs to revise that probably.)
>"I-I-I-"
>"Shhhhh...." Dad cuts her off with a gentle finger to her lips. He leans over her, and she's sud


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.18240 del
>(Maybe she needs to revise that probably.)
>"I-I-I-"
>"Shhhhh...." Dad cuts her off with a gentle finger to her lips. He leans over her, and she's suddenly very aware that she's trapped by her own blankets.
>Her eyes dart around for an escape avenue.
>Spot the shapes her smaller siblings in the darkness.
>Look over and can vaguely make out the lack of a grill on her vent.
>Hear a rustle as the shapes pilfer her bag. Stare with betrayal at the Lupa and Leia shaped ones.
>Get flipped off by Lupa.
>"The secret..." she trembles as Dad leans in to her ear. "Is..."
>"Dad you-"
>"I LOVE YOU LOAN!~~"
>She swears she can hear vertebrae dislocating as Lincoln's arms clamp around her like steel vices. She gasps as best can- but can only whimper as Dad rains down a hailstorm of alcohol-scented kisses to any exposed part of her face and head.
>"Daaad whhhyyyyy..." she gasps as she desperately and utterly ineffectually tries to dodge his smooches.
>"Because I love you and you and yooouuuu!~~"


>Operation Liquor Leveraged Larceny Outcome:
-Complete loss of dignity (no discernible change)
-New stains to Loan's bed and blankets (icecream melted and spilled without consumption).
-Mysterious loss of all other pilfered snacks (no evidence found in Lupa or Leia's possession for *some* reason).
-Six hours of inescapable parental love. (Everyone else actually escaped for the rest of the night thanks to Loan being used as a bodypillow)
And finally;
-Kitchen duty for the next month, only spared the spoon because Liena took pity on her after seeing what was left of her after Lincoln was done with her.
>This is why she never left her room.

2/2


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.18241 del
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>>18238
>>18240
Nice green anon!


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.18242 del
>>18238
>>18241
Nice greentext. It had me wondering halfway.


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.18243 del
>>18235
Queen of the sass


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.18244 del
>>18236
Can vary depending on whose HC is being followed, but in most they're alright with him.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.18245 del
>>18241

Liby's gonna join Loan on Kitchen duty if she keeps stealing all the pancakes like that.

Probaby only after she gets back from the hospital though. Since she's going to need a few days from the jumping she's about to get.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.18246 del
>>18179
Lori loving her sleepy nephew


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.18247 del
>>18241
Big sis privileges


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 19:16 [Preview] No.18248 del
>>18231
>Bed
Waits, then pulls out gun, countdown from 5


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Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.18250 del
>>18238
>>18240
Lupa and Leia working together is the craziest part of this story


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.18251 del
>Original trio is bumming around their room.
>Liby and Lupa notice Lacy glancing out the window every few minutes.
>Finally she sees something and jumps in excitement.
>"My friends are here!" She runs out of the room.
>Liby and Lupa glance at each other in confusion and go and look out the window.
>Sitting in the front yard is a pack of maybe 20 dogs, domestic and feral, patiently waiting.
>They all jump around in excitement when Lacy comes out.
>The sunshine girl is sure to pet each and every one of them.
>Eventually she skips off towards the park, the dogs following behind.
>Lupa and Liby stare at each other again, utterly flabbergasted at what they just saw.

Lacy continues to defy her mother's aspirations for her of being a star sportswoman by going through her Disney princess phase.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.18252 del
>>18251
Lacy could be the best quarterback this state ha ever seen bit shed rather be the cheerleader.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.18253 del
>>18252
She's the best, but She'd rather cheer players up than take them down


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.18254 del
>>18249
What a beauty


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Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.18256 del
Retard, read fucking rules, don't post nude cunny


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.18257 del
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>>18255
Enclave, purge him please


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 16:37 [Preview] No.18258 del
>>18255
Is that a new pic from Lio?


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.18259 del
>>18251
Nice short greentext


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.18260 del
>>18234
I don't think so. It'd depend on how dark a headcanon you're following and interested in l, but, majority of them show sexual relationships as consensual


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.18261 del
>>18258
Not that guy, but nah. He hasn’t had that art style for a couple years now.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.18262 del
>>18255
>>18261
Not entirely sure, but it looks like something he did back in 2017-2019


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.18263 del
>>18255
She's just getting her daily dose of Vitamin D


Enclaveanon Board owner 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.18264 del
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>>18256
>>18257
I'm not certain these actually violate the global rules, since no direct form of intercourse is actually being depicted despite the obvious implication of the third image. I'm not sure if the presence of white fluid constitutes a depiction of sexual conduct, So I'm going to spoiler them for now (for those of you who don't want to see that), if admin deletes them then I'll include that class of image in the "delete on sight" category for the future. Sorry to disappoint, but that image is a very strange case. I will however say the appeal is lost on me. Not sure if people generally would prefer that kind of thing be removed anyways.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.18265 del
>>18251
Lupa flabbergasted her reign as queen of the pack is contested.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.18266 del
>>18261
I see, thanks


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.18267 del
>>18231
>Reina
Finds sisters for good insults and comebacks, then finds them again to roast them

>Lacy
Ignores it as trash talk. Catches them afterschool and spear tackles them to the ground.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.18268 del
>>18255
That one is nearly lost media


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.18269 del
>>18253
Lacy being an athletic ray of invincible sunshine was always fun without making her stupid.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.18270 del
>>18269
^

People find it easy to conflate the two. Same issue Gloom had.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.18271 del
>>18270
Yea, for some reason optimism and positive outlook are treated as stupidity and naivety. Gloom, Lari(ssa), and Lacy all end up as idiots


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.18272 del
>>18251
you just know


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.18273 del
>>18272
Lacy is pure and wholesome. She just like dogs. Gives the family a headache anytime someone puts out a box of free puppies cause she'll take the whole damn thing.


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.18275 del
>>18273
She's as energetic as a box of puppies


Enclaveanon Board owner 04/22/2026 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.18276 del
Here's a poll regarding NSFW content in the general, try not to get crazy with the numbers. Currently trying to see if I can find more specifics on /operate/ or if I can find the admin to ask about it again.
https://strawpoll.com/61gD9rzbOZw


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.18277 del
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>>18268
It uploaded in Lio's baraag.
>>18264
All fine, it's just that kind of thing clearly attract admins. And it's best not to attract their attention.


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.18278 del
>>18238
>>18240
Good story anon


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.18279 del
>>18271
Does anyone still use Lari or Larissa? Any headcanons?


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.18280 del
>>18279
What version? Oldest sister (except Rinn)? Where Lori is just a surrogate mother? Or where she has no connection to the Louds at all?

However... She generally is a rare character. You probably will only find Lari among the spanish fics or if someone make a art gift to Lemon.


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.18281 del
>>18277
Ghost Lincoln Guilty Luan


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.18282 del
>>18281

"I'm so, so sorry Lincoln..."

"Ah, it's fine. I think we all knew your pranks would get one of us killed sooner or later."


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.18283 del
>>18242

Loan: wondering if she's going to join the Logging accident victim list.

Lincoln: Squish the baby! She's not too big yet to have a squressh!


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.18284 del
>>18255
That's one hungry Lulu


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.18285 del
>>18282
Lol
Luan pranked Lincoln to death


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.18287 del
>>18285

It's funny but with the kind of shit Luan pulls it'll be a miracle if she *doesn't* get someone killed before she turns 18. Lincoln was just the most likely victim since he's the girls' punchingbag


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.18288 del
"Leia
In my headcanon, Leia likes to tease her mother Linka, but deep down she loves and admires her very much. But she prefers to keep her pride and make hurtful comments.

Linka knows this, which is why she doesn’t correct her, she loves her daughter just the way she is.

Although sometimes, if Lexx feels his daughter is going too far with her comments, he sets limits by threatening to interfere with her “business.” Lexx is proud of Leia, but just like her, he would never admit it in public."

Yun_999 (Pixiv)


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.18290 del
>>18288
Nice pics. And interesting genderswap with Lola x Lincoln to Lexx x Linka.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.18291 del
>>18287
Luan's pranks get outlandish and push to absurdity as time goes on and she gets her own money


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.18292 del
>>18288
Art is not bad, but don't really like when people portray Linka as meek girl or "the lady", that image doesn't suit her. Especially in sk au.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.18293 del
>>18251
Princess Lacy Queen of the Pack of Royal Woods


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.18294 del
>>18238
Great story anon! If Lincoln is a supe loving dad with his kid while drunk it would be fun for him to be a unstoppable sex pest with his wives lol


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.18295 del
>>18189
Good shit


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.18296 del
>>18292
It depends on the type of Au you're using.
Not everyone likes to put Linka as “something for public use”.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.18297 del
>>18296
While I imagine Linka to be quite flirtatious and adept at using her feminine charms, that message wasn't about sexuality, it was about strength of character. After all, the burden Lincoln "distributes" between his sisters falls entirely on Linka's shoulders, and there was likely significant social pressure she had to overcome.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:20 [Preview] No.18298 del
>>18297
I still think that using Linka to “bring” all the Sinkids into the same universe is very, very complicated.

Especially because of the number of pregnancies she would have—not just from her brothers, but from other guys as well.

And considering that Linka is young, that’s twice as bad for someone her age.

That’s why I think that, at most, some of the “sinkids” would be the children of the brothers’ partners, and they would just see Linka as a second mother or a cool aunt.


But I get what you mean, Linka should be more determined.
Although I don't know, Linka is a good mother.
And with Linka, I can see her being a loving, doting mother to her children (or her siblings' children)


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.18299 del
>>18298
>Especially because of the number of pregnancies she would have—not just from her brothers, but from other guys as well.
From what i've seen and read, most agree that in Linka case there are no palce for halfbloods and her relationships are entirely within the family. I personally adhere to the headcanon that she has only a core group of children.
>That’s why I think that, at most, some of the “sinkids” would be the children of the brothers’ partners, and they would just see Linka as a second mother or a cool aunt.
Can't say anything good about this, as i'm one of those who think that writing Lincoln/Linka as just an uncle kill the whole idea of ​​sk and take them out of "neutral ship territory" which could lead to unwanted conflicts. Plus, from my perspective such canon won't make practical meaning and distinction if all children are constantly with the head family, and the other parent are somewhere else and aren't involved in their life (which usually happen, at least out of a reluctance to inflate the cast and significantly revise sk personality) + always looming shadow of plot where Lincoln pretend to be an just uncle and many people have this thought in their heads and waiting for inevitable "coming out". Looking back at existing fics and hc that didn't want the whole Loud gang involved in incestuous adventure, the more successful one were usually those that simply didn't include affiliated children.
>Although I don't know, Linka is a good mother.
Like these characteristic are not mutually exclusive parameters, you know? I would even say that to BE a good mother she need to have a backbone, be an authority. I personally imagine her to have many of Rita traits, but more confident and independent, with the ability show who boss here with a stern mother's gaze and to put a stop on cartoon sibling fight among her children and likely brothers.


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Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.18302 del
>>18299
An encouraging mother with her Knight and her Champion


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.18303 del
>>18300
I'm loving all the gender swapped girls with Linka


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.18304 del
>>18231
>Laika
Russian beatdown w assistance from Marla and Lacy

>Marla
Delivers final kick to backside. Mutters "Only my Mom gets to call him that."


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.18305 del
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>>18304
>these two protect Lincoln honor
>Lacy fight anyone outside of ring
Ha-ha


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.18306 del
>>18299
Give me Liberty or give me Linka


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.18308 del
Slow day huh


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.18309 del
>>18300
What were the names for the genderswapped Liby, Lacy and Lupa again?


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.18310 del
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>>18309
Mind you this is Dove's take. I don't know if anyone else came up with names for them in the old days.


Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.18311 del
Anyone else notice a sudden change in Endchan's layout? I used to be able to see the last three replies of each thread browsing the general page. Now, I have to actually click the thread to view them. Kind of annoying.
>>18308
Talk about it. People come and go, I guess.
>>18310
Interesting name choices. Didn't even know Lute was a name. Apparently something rare from the Greeks. Wow. I feel uncultured. Lottie however, not sure who that's suppose to represent. Is that Lyle?


Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.18312 del
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>>18309
There was a name for everyone, but no one remembered them except reverse Lemy aka Lita. So, like Dove, cc usually reinvent it themselve.


Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.18313 del
>>18311
Yeah. Lyle looks like a girl and girl Lyle looks like a boy. Pottery.


Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.18314 del
>>18311
>Is that Lyle?
Yep. Dove decided that if the normal one look like a girl, then the reverse one should be a tomboy.


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Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.18319 del
>Ordinary morning in the Loud House after seven years since Loan was born.
>Older girls hustling and bustling, little girls getting ready for existence as a little kid.
>Lincoln trying to keep chaos in order.
>Main caretaker for the offspring since his sisters are all either in school, or are busy with their careers.
>Lori doing Law/Golf/whatever, Leni making headway as a fashionista, Luna on the tour bus, etc, etc.
>But Lincoln doesn't really *need* to leave the house for his stuff (when he has time for it), so Daddy daycare for the rest of time.
>Or at least until the most time-intensive parts of the parenting is done with. Lori's been hinting about taking Loan with her permanently soon and Luna wants Lyra to hop on the tour bus as soon as she's ready.
>Might feel bad getting the hardest years of child-rearing to himself, but that would imply that he's had enough sleep in the past week to process emotions.
>"Daddy the eggs are done."
>Loan was the one who spoke, but look down to see Liena pointing at the omelette/scrambled eggs (he was tired okay).
>"Thanks girls," smile at offspring as thanks for sparing them burned eggs.
>Scoop and serve, scoop and serve, scoop and serve.
>Breakfast is served.
>Go help Little Liby get hers to her face.
>Feel a tug on his jeans.
>"Thank you Dad." Lyra looks up to him, all polite and proper as a four year old can be.
>The rest remember their manners and say or sign the same.
>Feels good to be appreciated.
>Later that day. Getting Loan to school.
>Drop her off. Help her get out of the Van, make sure she has her bag and lunch and all that.
>Suddenly get a hug around leg.
>"I love you Dad."
>Heart melts.
>Kneel down and give her a big Dad hug.
>"I love you too Loan."
>Give her a quick kiss on the cheek while the other kids aren't looking.
>"Have great day."
>Loan does her shy smile with the scrunched up lips (everyone's favorite Loan expression) before going off to (hopefully) do just that.
>Feels good to be Dad.


Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.18320 del
>>18319
Very cute and wholseom, anon.


Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.18321 del
>>18213

>Some people wondered why a self respecting woman would stay with a man who spawned kids like weeds.
>They didn't get that that was the appeal.
>Ronnie Anne wasn't some submissive just letting her man do whatever because she couldn't do better than him.
>She was the one who usually set things up.
>Lincoln was cute, handsome in his own way. And very, very fertile.
>But putting some girl and that fertility together? Seeing them swell up a few months later because she arranged it?
>Even if she wasn't the one who was doing the seeding (most of the time, she had strap on with a reservoir for the odd lesbian she found), she was one who made it happen.
>And that was what made it hot.
>That was dominance. That was power.
>And Ronnie Anne Santiago liked it.


Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.18322 del
Let's see what we got this week. Lot of garbo reposts, more delusion, stalking of your bogeymen or man in this case (unsure if he even commed that Lioxdz seems to just really like them), some greens with garb and fag in em, and some greens that are actually nice w/o. Hm, so mostly nothing, for the x time.


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.18323 del
Does anyone have that one pic of Lyra holding Lemy while the other sisters huddle around her to see him?


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.18324 del
>>18323
Where he is a baby? I have it, but it take a long time to find in the archive.


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.18325 del
>>18315
A Lizy coming in hot!

>>18319
Lovely greentext DA


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.18326 del
>>18325
Not me, anon. Only three in this thread that are mine are >>18171, >>18251, and >>18017.

But man, the writer scene is flourishing now a days. Love to see it.


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.18327 del
>>18325
That's not DA. If it was, only Lyra would be acknowledged.


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.18328 del
>>18314
Linka and movie night with her bestie and 3 favorite girls


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.18329 del
>>18324
Yes. That’s the one.


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Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.18332 del
>>18292
Lemy learned an important lesson that day, never peek on your Aunt Lily


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.18333 del
If Linka were in the brothers genderbent verse does anyone think she might consider hooking up with Clyde?


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.18334 del
>>18310
>>18312
I see, thanks anons.


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.18335 del
>>18333
You mean Claudia.


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.18336 del
>>18332
I remember a pastebin fic about this. Lily was drunk and had to be dragged to the bathroom by two of her sisters.


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.18337 del
>>18331
Bluan wit a trunk full of krunk
Luan with a sack of lack


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.18338 del
>>18327
People need to stop pretending to be old writers!


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.18339 del
>>18333
There was once a fanfic of Lincoln secretly being in love with Clyde. It's believable that Linka would think about Clyde or Claudia


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.18340 del
>>18331
No bully!


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 23:02 [Preview] No.18341 del
>>18331
Small white girl butts are good too


Anonymous 04/29/2026 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.18342 del
>>18336
Is it still on fanfiction.com?

>>18331
Candied Yams vs Mashed Potatoes


Anonymous 04/29/2026 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.18344 del
>The Loud House, seven years after Loan popped into the world.
>Afternoon in the kitchen.
>Mysterious meals are appearing before breakfast and lunch. No one's claiming credit, and no one knows where they come from.
>But in this house you take food when it's offered or you lose it to the other animals.
>At first they kind of sucked, half-done or half-burned. But they got good quick.
>Now they're better than average, like Dad (or Grandpa as he's mildly annoyed to be now) made them on a budget.
>But Lynn Sr's been on some kind of hokey band tour with his buddies for the last week.
>It's nice, but you kneed to look gift horses in the mouth in this house or you get wrecked.
>Mystery investigation time.
>Would have cameras to see, but they'd kind of ripped them out the last time Luan had to go to court (why did she have to court? She's Luan Loud, it's not hard to figure out).
>Instead Lincoln uses his brain.
>The food is always fresh. Not microwaved or reheated.
>So it has to be made just before the designated mealtimes.
>Mystery meals don't get made when other people are in the kitchen beforehand.
>Perp/food Samaritan is using the main kitchen, and doesn't want to be seen.
>Obvious solution is obvious.
>Lincoln hides the kitchen vent and waits.
>(He's very flexible.)
>Perp comes in.
>And she's adorable.
>Watch for five minutes to be sure, but yeah; she's making a meal for around ten people all on her lonesome.
>Pulling up chairs so she can use the stove. stepping on counter to reach the spices, etc.
>Very impressive.
>Also very dangerous.
>Draws the line at awe when she starts heading for the knives.
>Silent_ninja_skills.exe
>Appear in the doorway like he just walked in.
>"Well, well, well- what do we have here then?"
>Little Liena jumps on the spot and whirls around with her hands behind her.
>Hiding the wooden spoon might be more effective if it wasn't big enough to stick out behind her shoulder.
>(Her little face is extra squishable with her lips pressed together).
>"Hmnn...." Lincoln does an exaggerated thinking pose. "Food sizzling on the stove? Oven set to preheat? And what's this?" He stood over the cutting board, "onions and mushrooms, all still in once piece but ready for dicing...."
>"Do you know what this means Liena...?"
>Normally Liena bore a passive or pleased expression that made it a little difficult to guess what she might be thinking at any one time.
>But out of the corner of his eye he could see those lips of hers were tight.

1/2


Anonymous 04/29/2026 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.18350 del
>"... The Phantom Chef has struck again!" He whirled around with a showman's declaration that would make Luan proud. "And mid-cook no less!"
>"Why if you or I had been a mere moment sooner, I think we'd have got'em!"
>Liena blinked.
>Then nodded so fast her head became a blur.
>Yes yes I was trying to catch the Chef. Ignore the big spoon.
>"It's a shame," Lincoln sighed. "They're really great." He marched over to one of the pots, and raised the lid to waft up the broth mist. "Making all this good food for us, and without any thanks or appreciation." He tutted. "Maybe they're just shy, but I think they're doing a great job- don't you Liena?"
>Nodding_head_blurr.exe
>But now there's some red from her cheeks!
>"Well, we've interrupted their hard work." Lincoln sighs and put his hands on his hips. "And this mysterious person has fled... it would be a *shame* to let this all go to waste..." he put a finger to his chip as he 'thought'.
>"Ah-ha!" He grinned and turned to Liena "I know, why don't *we* finish the job together!"
>Liena's mouth dropped open.
>He waved his hands in front of him, "now, now, I know you're too little to chop and cut- I'll handle that! Buuut- we'll someone *else* to stir the stew and watch the oven, and you look like a *great* stirrer to me!"
>He sticks out his hand, "what do you say there kitchen-buddy?"
>Liena stares at his outstretched hand for a moment. Then her face lights up with the biggest grin he's ever seen on her and she grabs it with both of hers.
>(They both ignore the spoon clattering behind her).
>The Phantom Chef had already done most of the work, so it only takes ten minutes to finish up. Somehow Liena always knows where some utensil or spices are, and where the eggs are hiding.
>Enough food for everyone plus a little extra for the pet tax, a rare hot lunch in this house when Lynn Sr was out.
>The two look upon the set table with satisfaction.
>"You know," Lincoln says conversationally. "I think I know who the Phantom Chef is."
>Liena's smile shrinks.
>"I think it's Dad." He leans down to whisper, "*my Dad* I mean, not me. I bet you *anything* he's trying out different recipes, but he's shy about how we'll take them. So he's doing this whole road trip thing for plausible deniability and *teleporting* in and out using one of Lisa's inventions."
>Liena's mouth drops open in shock.
>"I know *right*?" Lincoln shakes his head. "Well don't you tell him we worked it out. He'll let us know when he's ready."
>"Buut..." Lincoln 'hmmed' to himself, "I think you made a great assistant. Maybe when Grandpa comes home, you can help him out a little, just no chopping or cutting until you're a bit bigger: okay?"
>Lips squeeze back together, but in a happy way.
>Biggest smile he's seen on her.
>Liena_nodding_head_blurr.exe
>Feels good to be Dad.
>Tastes good too.

2/2


Anonymous 04/29/2026 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.18351 del
Thanks Enclave


Anonymous 04/29/2026 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.18352 del
>>18344
>>18350
Beautiful greentexts anon


Anonymous 04/29/2026 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.18353 del
>>18344
This was nice. Its good to see a heartwarming greentext about Lincoln being a top tier Dad


Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.18354 del
>>18331
Rosie Snatiago?


Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.18356 del
>>18232
>Lois
Bibbity Bobbity shoves a wand up their ass


Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.18357 del
>>18356
I always though Lois would prank them to death


Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.18358 del
>>18350
Very sweet story anon


Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.18359 del
>>18357
Depends on headcanon. I think in Pepe's she's a prankster like her Mom Luan, not as good, but more violent.
Then in other headcanons, she's a magician who takes from the magic entertainer side of Luan.
Then there are some where she's a little less of both and just an average middle or high school girl.


Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.18360 del
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Buns fresh off the grill


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Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.18362 del
>>18354
Edit: Rosie Santiago


Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.18363 del
>>18360
Luan has smallest buns in the picnic


Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.18364 del
>>18362
She's missing her crutches


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Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.18366 del
>>18350
>>18344
Good story. Lincoln help encouraging his little secret chef


Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.18367 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zb03cJQfl2o [Embed]
>20:50 - 21:09
I didn't plan on being attacked by Saberspark today


Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.18368 del
>>18367
LH shock content deep dives are becoming more popular on youtube recently. Some day soon, there'll be one exposing the SK fandom.


Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.18369 del
>>18367
>Furfag
Don't care.


Anonymous 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.18370 del
>>18369
I've noticed furfags especially seem to really like shitting on the show. Probably coping telling themselves there's a fandom supposedly worse than theirs after years of being the butt of that joke. Schadenfreude.


Anonymous 05/01/2026 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.18371 del
>>18370

Weird since I'm pretty sure there'd be a decent overlap considering what kind of shit Furries are into.

But hey; if the furfags want the novelty of not being the most degenerate fucks in the room more power to them. Just hope they don't do anything too cringe like moralizing when they've all got years of receipts to instantly hang them by their own standards or whatever.


Anonymous 05/01/2026 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.18372 del
>>18367
Tlhg and Tlvg is miles better than being a furry


Anonymous 05/01/2026 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.18373 del
>>18368
I'm honestly surprised that hasn't happened yet given all the infamy surrounding SK fandom.


Anonymous 05/01/2026 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.18374 del
>>18373
True. 2018 - 2019 Sin Kids was linked to many artists and writers in the LH fandom.


Anonymous 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.18375 del
Another day of nothing. LMAO.


Anonymous 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.18376 del
>>18359
There was also the idea she was in late middle school and a mentor to Reina


Anonymous 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.18377 del
>>18375
What does a day of something look like to you? What do you want?


Anonymous 05/01/2026 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.18378 del
>>18377
He doesn't actually want anything. He's just whining and being a troll like all the other times he comes here


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Anonymous 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.18380 del
>>18350
The Phantom chef gets away again!


Anonymous 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.18381 del
>>18379
There's a universe Lincoln has 11 redheaded children.


Anonymous 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.18383 del
Happy 10th anniversary to The Loud House


Anonymous 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.18384 del
>>18383
Happy 10th indeed!


Anonymous 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.18385 del
>>18381
Lincoln x Americ-anne verse


Anonymous 05/03/2026 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.18386 del
"Loan come downstairs dinner's ready." Lori called.

A muffled voice answered back. "...In a minute... No not you RedRussian407, I'm gonna beat the boss now."

Dinner sat untouched. Minutes passed by without another answer.

Lincoln shouted upstairs. "Loan? You've been up there gaming for the last 3 nights. Pause your livestream and come down just for today."

"..In fifte-..In 30 minutes."

"But w- "

"Don't worry CashMoneyGremlin. This part is made by saving up your money then buying the next part from the vendor in this part of the map."

The hallway didn't make a sound. It contained itself to Loan's room. The dining room table sat with one less Loud.

Lori called. "Loan? Com-"

"I'm not hungry!"

"....Maybe she's not feeling well." Lincoln reasoned. "It isn't the first time."

Lori didn't. "Loan Alberta Mikasa Loud. Get down here right n-."

"Uggh! Not now!" Loan yelled. "I'll get it later! Start without me! Just not now!"

Lori's fingers trembled with the intensity of a husky watching a porkchop- careful, quiet, and all the more ready to strike.

She screamed. "D-did you hear what she just sa- "

"...." Lincoln nodded.

"Well she's not getting away this! I'm literally gonna march up to that room an-"

"...." He warned.

"Well she's going to spend all day up there ignoring us and skipping dinner...again. What are we going to d-"

Then he waited. "...."

"Well? What ar-" She stopped. Then slapped him on the arm. "Oh my god! You're LITERALLY soo bad. When?"

Lincoln pulled out his phone and smiled.

.....


Anonymous 05/04/2026 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.18387 del
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Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.18388 del
Tough crowd.
>>18386
Nice short, anon.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:46 [Preview] No.18390 del
>>18387
Sweet Cleo


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:48 [Preview] No.18391 del
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!Happy Cinco De Mayo SK!


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.18392 del
>>18379
Bobby and Bebe


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Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.18394 del
>>18386
Ok short anon


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Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 19:12 [Preview] No.18396 del
>>18395
Chubby princess in all of her glory


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.18397 del
>>18395
Does anyone still use Leia's friends/Cartel?


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.18398 del
>>18397
In serious works? No. In lewds? Hell yeah.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.18399 del
>>18387
Who's the artist?


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.18400 del
>>18387
Hot Spring tea and sake


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.18401 del
Who's got drawings of Vikki?


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.18402 del
>>18395
His lil Armee is on the way


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 04:53 [Preview] No.18405 del
>>18294

That's dangerous territory anon. What happens if the wires get crossed?

Some of these girls are basically identical to their moms. What happens if Drunk Lincoln mistakes Loan for Lori? We go from funny cute "awww' to 'we just 10x'd the therapy bills'.

Unless the writer's going for an Abbyfic setup. Then full steam ahead IG.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.18406 del
>>18399
It's Nevy.
Only Dove or Nevy post on that shared account.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.18407 del
>>18399
>>18406
That's not dove nor nevy you numbskulls. Look at the signature at the bottom.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.18408 del
>>18407
T.N.G.30

TheNevyGamer30?
She literally posted it on that account, you moron.

https://x.com/GreenNevy/status/2051394408650567929?s=20


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.18409 del
>>18405
It'd really only be Loan or Lyra, since Liena is VERY hard to mistake for her mother even with blurry vision and the rest would be shorter than their moms.

I don't know if Lyra would freeze up in terror or slap him into unconsciousness so he can wake up sober.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.18411 del
>>18409

I think most versions of Lyra would go for the slap either immediately or after the initial freeze. I can see her freezing up in shock at first, but I don't see her not immediately putting a stop to things as soon as either her rear or her boobs get touched.

Unless it's a version that's into it of course, but it's kind of hard to imagine the standard "incest is wrong" Lyra not lashing out the second she realizes she's on the log list. Like not unless she *starts* as the usual Lyra, but then gets corrupted via hentai logic.

"I was the sane woman in insane house until my Dad's drunken groping awakened my inbred genes so I gave up all my personal convictions to be concubine #whatever!"

Loan though: yeah that girl would just freeze. Happy ending is Drunk Lincoln noticing 'Lori' is trembling/crying before anything really happens and stuff just gets worse from there.

Barring porno logic of course.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.18412 del
Yet another day of nothing. This starved for contents, aren't you guys?


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.18413 del
>>18411
Lincoln grabs her ass cheeks and starts talking dirty to 'Luna' over how they were always his favorite in the house. Then his hands drift upwards and he wonders where Luna suddenly got boobs.

Then the realization hits him. Then the hand. Then darkness.


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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.18415 del
>18410
Gone.
Thanks Enclave.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.18416 del
>>18386
Good short anon.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.18418 del
>>18413

Lol, imagine Luna's reaction.

Not only did Lincoln accidentally grope their daughter/give her an insight into the night she got made, but he only realized it wasn't her *not* because of Lyra's hair or something: but because Lyra actually has a rack to go with her back.

Meanwhile not even childbirth could make Luna's molehills into mountains.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.18419 del
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>>18418
Assuming Luna is the chill parent, she probably considers the whole thing amusing and any debt resolved by the red handprint on his face. And while it's a fun meme, I think Luna's confident enough in not being totally feminine to not take offense to being outdone by her own daughter.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.18422 del
>>18419

"So..."
"Shwo what?" Lincoln mumbles through a swollen cheek.
"Apples, cantaloupes..."
"*Mother*..." Lyra glares daggers at her mom.
"... Melons?" Luna leans back and smirks. "What are we talkin' about here?"
"*MOTHER8!?" Lyra's screeched. "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
"What, I just wanna if you're still not Yet a Woman or you're ready for some Tiddies and beer?"


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.18423 del
>>18422
If Luna ever toured in Germany, she'd definitely suggest to Lyra they grab a drink together since she's legal drinking age there.

I would say Luna and Lyra have changed in front of each other living on a tour bus, but I can also imagine Lyra being prudish enough to be stingy even with her own mother.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.18425 del
>>18423

Def see Lyra insisting on changing in the bathroom once she hits puberty.
Canada has 18 as the drinking age right? Luna would probably make a trip to get Lyra sloshed up there (probably have to tease or neg her into drinking though).

Not because she's malicious or anything (maybe a little since Lyra can a be a pain too). But to A: bond with Lyra.
B: Get some delicious drunk Lyra content and C: Find out Lyra's limit, since finding that out in a safe location is for the best.

Who knows maybe maybe Luna successfully needles Lyra into drinking at home, and apart from finding Lyra's limit shenanigans ensue.

"Awww..." Luna coos.
"Shh..." Lincoln murmurs, and snuggles in closer to *relish* the moment.
Lyra returns the favor, clinging in closer like her Dad was giant bodypillow. "Dad you.... Dad you cozy."
"I *am* cozy." Lincoln happily agrees.
He gives her a gentle squeeze, "and I'm comfy too now that you're here."
He looks to Luna and mouths 'get the blanket'.
"She'll rip you a new one if she wakes up like this."
Lincoln very clearly does not care.
Lincoln hasn't shared a couch nap with Lyra since she was five. She hasn't let him snuggle and hug her since was fifteen.
But tonight Drunk!Lyra revealed there was still a girl who wanted a hug from her Dad still in there.
"Sure thing Linc."
A moment later and the duo are covered in a comforter, nice and warm on the couch.
(Luna also sneaks a pic with her phone because of course she does).
"Oh Sweet Child O' Mine..." Luna chuckles as she turns off the light.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.18426 del
>>18425
Cute and humorous.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.18427 del
Yet another day of nothing


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.18428 del
>>18425
This was nice anon


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.18429 del
>>18398
Nice. Lio always had some good lewds of them.


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.18430 del
>>18425

I was expecting Drunk Lyra to get her own back by humping Lincoln's leg in her sleep or something, but this was pretty sweet.


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.18431 del
I see Midgar has taken over the general.


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.18432 del
>because he just did, okay?!?


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.18433 del
>>18425
Good story


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.18434 del
>>18401
Is Vikki a skater like Nikki


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.18435 del
>>18395
Ultrahand was amazing artist. Didn't like all of his fetishes, but he had a great style for drawing the SK


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.18436 del
>>18367
10th Year Anniversary of Sin Kids!


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.18437 del
>>18435
I liked the loose feel feel of it like Pat used to have


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.18438 del
>>18437
Pat's hand drawn stuff was so good. Wish he would go back to it.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.18439 del
It's Mother's Day. Post Mother's Day headcanons and greens.

>Lincoln trudges through the upstairs hallway ringing a bell at 4 A.M in the morning.
>"Roll call!" He yells.
>He goes into the trio's bedroom and yanks Lupa out of bed to carry her underarm since he knows she's the least likely to get up.
>Eventually, all his kids are standing sleep-eyed in the hallway.
>"Father, what's going on?" Lyra asked.
>Lupa growled under Lincoln's arm. "Grr."
>"I'm not making a dozen Mother's Day breakfasts by myself." Lincoln declared. "All of you are helping."
>Half his collected audience groans.
>"You are helping, or I shut off the cable and internet." Lincoln threatened.
>He gets more cooperation.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.18441 del
>>18439

Lincoln: could easily have drawn in Lynn Sr and Liena to make something special with barely more effort than usual. And it would have been far more efficient since they're just using their regular kitchen and there's a max of maybe four people who can be actually useful at any one time.

Also Lincoln: I have to parent the whole army of offpsring, I'm going to *use* the whole army of offspring.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.18442 del
>>18439
Good Mother's Day short Anon


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Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.18444 del
>>18443
>Loki
Would


Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.18445 del
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Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.18446 del
>>18439
This was nice



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