Anonymous
05/23/2026 (Sat) 15:06
No.18505
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>Loan gets tricked/dragged out for a mother-daughter bonding day.
>While she's out, Lincoln goes in her room with a bucket, cleaning supplies, and a HAZMAT suit to be safe.
>Time to get the place safe for human life.
>It's not as bad as you'd think. It's not like Loan's a total slob.
>But she's still waaay too lazy about doing the bare minimum to be functional. Girl has two sets of the same sweater/pants combo and that's her done for 99% of the year.
>Spend four hours seperating piles of old clothes into what can be saved and what must be burned.
>Scrub the walls of mysterious stains that were previously hidden by stacks of Boys Love manga.
>Ignore the box under the bed to battle dust-bunnies (they fight back).
>Finally get to her computer.
>Suction up the dust and bits from around the setup.
>Notice the keyboard is stained and probably has bits in it making it stiff.
>Get idea.
>Low-power suck from the vacuum cleaner.
>Keyboard is now marginally cleaner/easier to type.
>Screen clicks on.
>Oh hello?
>Looks like Loan didn't have time to close it down before getting Bonding With Lori.
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