Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 17:43 No.18526 del

>Lynn is making Lacy practice soccer
>"Mom, can we please take a lunch break?" Lacy pleaded. "I'm hungry."
>"We can get launch after you get one of those balls past me." Lynn declared. "C'mon, Lacy, you've been slacking all day!"
>Hungry, and frustrated, Lacy gives the ball one mighty kick
>It hits Lynn directly in the lady bits, redirects down, bounces off the ground, and goes into the net behind her
>"Good...urk...kick." Lynn falls forward and curls up into a ball on the ground. Lacy walks up.
>"I'll go eat and be back in an hour. Bye, Mom!"