Anonymous
04/29/2026 (Wed) 04:18
No.18344
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>The Loud House, seven years after Loan popped into the world.
>Afternoon in the kitchen.
>Mysterious meals are appearing before breakfast and lunch. No one's claiming credit, and no one knows where they come from.
>But in this house you take food when it's offered or you lose it to the other animals.
>At first they kind of sucked, half-done or half-burned. But they got good quick.
>Now they're better than average, like Dad (or Grandpa as he's mildly annoyed to be now) made them on a budget.
>But Lynn Sr's been on some kind of hokey band tour with his buddies for the last week.
>It's nice, but you kneed to look gift horses in the mouth in this house or you get wrecked.
>Mystery investigation time.
>Would have cameras to see, but they'd kind of ripped them out the last time Luan had to go to court (why did she have to court? She's Luan Loud, it's not hard to figure out).
>Instead Lincoln uses his brain.
>The food is always fresh. Not microwaved or reheated.
>So it has to be made just before the designated mealtimes.
>Mystery meals don't get made when other people are in the kitchen beforehand.
>Perp/food Samaritan is using the main kitchen, and doesn't want to be seen.
>Obvious solution is obvious.
>Lincoln hides the kitchen vent and waits.
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