Ten hour day, some truly shitty jobs. Then got summoned to the hospital to unfuck some bad home neets, then went with pajeet the taxi driver for some bad home ambulance work, currently deployed in bad home area.

Gym complete. Not sure if I should bother sleeping tonight

Happy Birthday, have a rare Lidia

>>694784
Uhh how’d you know it was my birthday?

Garlic is oozing out of every pore. I don't think I'll ever be able to eat it again. Feel sick just thinking about it.

morning neets, slept maybe 4-5 hours again, wish I could get over this

>>694795
Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in /ausneets/ soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before Monaro starts bitching about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young NEETS at the path throwing up

>>694796
I liked this
>Midday sun shining,
>/Ausneets/ calls, gotta get there soon,
>Drunk before it starts.

Do you still have a doctor who bulk bills, neets?

>>694798
Yes. Have to make an appointment or see whoever is on.

>>694798
I think so.
I can't see it stopping in Lizbef... nobody would ever go to a doctor if they take it away.

Didn't sleep. Home alone today.
Might get some feed and/or vape and/or energy drinks and/or goon and having a daytime gooning while getting stuck into a big wikipedia session on the Syrian civil war and the history of its different factions

>>694798
My mong doc at the mong addiction clinic bulk bills. Not sure if my old pajeet gp does

>>694801
>Might get some feed and/or vape and/or energy drinks and/or goon and having a daytime gooning
Then wagon tomorrow?

Isn't there some petition to save medicare bulk billing? We should sign it.

>>694798
There isn't even one in my town

>>694796
very good

>>694798
Yeah but it's a Mcdonalds clinic full of chinamen, 3 minutes maximum appointment.

Woke up under a table, foul odor, children crying, dog barking. Cat turned up overnight so wasn't really missing, patient one seems fine, patient two eating what looks like left over sausage rolls.
Now to the post office to bpay the utilities, then ten hours wage.
Bad home visits unna

go woolies

>>694808
woe

>>694807
How long does it take to get the appointment though?

In some cases that would be enough for me for a script if I didn't have to wait 30 minutes to 2 hours for an appointment, if it was a walk-in.

>>694803
>proper job hunt wagon tomorrow.
You're actually 'up' early enough to contact the recruiter woman. You should contact her soon.

>>694811
It's been about a year since I've been there but I used to be able to get same or next day.

>>694812
he wont though

Neither would I.
The thought of action is exhausting.

>>694814
>I used to be able to get same or next day.
That's not good. The walk-in place I go to has been pushing people away now to take people who have appointments. It has been walk-in for at least 10+ years and bulk bills for all appointments in the last 5 years (Sundays use to have a fee without a Cenno card). But people started bitching about waiting time and the appointments were introduced.

I needed a script once at 6 PM and was told the earliest appointment was 9 PM and I can imagine I would have to wait at least 30 minutes. I can imagine they will be adding a gap payment fee soon.

>>694815
It's on the to-do list though.

>>694817
I'd usually get an arvo appointment if I booked in the morning or next morning one if I called in the evening.

>>694812
>>694815
I'm not in a mental state fitting of a professional conversation due to the sleep deprivation.
The opportunity has also lapsed.

>>694820
>lapsed
*Gooned away

Got to go to see a specialist this morning about all this hazardous workplace exposure stuff and find out if I'm gonna die. Not looking forward to this. Wish I'd slept better.

>>694820
If you get too good at the lapsing you will become a pro-lapser.

>>694808
Which NEET is this?

>>694820
You need a new Fight Camp
>Man of the House Edition

>>694823
What type of specialist?

It's a good thing I never told him about all the radiation in the workplace.

>>694828
5G?

>>694829
11G

almost time for grotty trackies and a 9am bottleo purchase

>>694827
One who deals with chemical, asbestos etc exposure

Cruisey won't take me on the Glenelg ferris wheel before it closes on April 30 :(

>>694835
Have you tried showing some cleavage?

>>694835
Ive never been on it, or any of the rides there.
Why are they closing it?

>>694804
GPs dont deserve it.

>>694837
It only runs for a 'summer' season, late October to late April

>>694836
He needs to sing some beyonce too.

>>694835
He took Possum though.

At the first herd.
Not handling it.

>>694843
You WILL handle it. You WILL wash it with care.

>>694840
Ah, okay.
I thought you meant it was out of business indefinitely.

>>694844
I'm all itchy and in need for a boonging to avoid concern. Maybe beer would help but I've drunk on an empty stomach all week.

>>694846
You need to unfuck yourself quick smart. We don't need another loser like monk here.

Watching an adult in crocs.

Jens’ cricket is Too Wriggly!
Voigt helps with STEALING!

>>694847
Monk never committed to the boongcycle.

Barry has Dug A Hole!
He is enjoying his Excellent Hole with some Special Rocks!

Round Frog is ready for Dinner!
(Jens doesn’t need any)

>>694833
kek

>>694853
He is basking.

>>694857
🥳

In the comic I'm reading there was two gangsters called Fat Tony and Other Tony.
Then Fat Tony got killed and Other Tony became Only Tony.
Then Only Tony took a shotgun blast to the crotch and became No-Balls Tony.

>>694861
what a roller coaster of emotions

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/barry-humphries-family-gather-at-bedside-as-legendary-star-goes-into-unresponsive-state/news-story/34028c1d39d849060c647067e8cd29f3
not long now and the tranny will be burning in hell

>>694863
I don't think many trannies liked him. He made fun of them more than anything. That's a recent change in view of his 'performance'.

>>694864
I heard on the radio that they will defend the action, as if they did nothing wrong. Pretty funny as they starting to push new ads out showing the good they do for the community to improve their outlook.

>>694866
I never liked him. He was always shit talking Possum.

>>694869
sensiblechuckle.jpg

>>694868
>as if they did nothing wrong
yeah the article said as much
hopefully the name of the pajeet responsible comes out during proceedings

Acquired my binge materials. Copped a big hand feel from the hot teen drive thru girl

>>694873
Do not grope Craigs gf.

>>694875
RIP.

Maybe hes run away into the sun with a nipponese gf

>>694878
Barry! No!

I think JoslinMc2 has been shadow banned on the Daily Mail.

Wonder if Cruiseys misso can hook me up with some slave traders in Libya selling african hotties

>>694882
me the handsome darkie

Last time I went to the Dans one suburb over I noticed all the blokes working there had beards.

Possum saved me from a brown snake bite once.

>>694889
How the fuck is her stupidity the banks fault?

She fell for "Hi I am pajeet from microso... sorry NBN please to be giving me access to your bobs and vajine Sir".

>>694882
nice

>Like many scam victims, Sarah Kay believes her bank should have compensated her for failing to stop the suspicious transaction.
>NAB has maintained she was the one who gave the scammers ultimate access to her account.

based bank

>>694896
My online banking doesn't allow me to transfer money to another account without entering a code that is texted to my phone. I suspect they're all similar in that regard, so she is doubly stupid.

>>694895
smart pajeet

>>694896
When my brother worked at a public library an old woman asked him to help her with photocopying all her id.
When he was helping her he asked why and she said she had just been contacted by a long lost relative who just needed her bank account details and id to foward money from a will.
When he told her it was a scam she got very angry and told him he was just jealous of her good luck and walked out.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-21/how-psychosocial-workplace-hazards-can-impact-mental-health/102224278

More normalisation of the imaginary psychological health conditions, which are just normal parts of the human experience.

>Dr Sinha says, in order to create a safe environment that encourages dialogue, organisations must promote inclusion, including offering role models.
>"You could have all of these written in policy documents but not a single person role-modelling those behaviours in reality," she says.
Not a single person outing themselves as a weak bitch.

>>694901
Thanks Dan I have just been in one of your fine establishments.

>>694904
Time to acquire a mong doc

Bought oodie. Waiting to hear back about the cpu.

Possum started wigging out while he was sitting in the drivers seat looking down an alley way infront of us during the initial stages of the battle of Baghdad when I started yelling at him and quickly exploded two hajis with the 50cal once

>>694907
I think that is because he doesn't like loud noises.

Snosaj roll and some springies, a bepis and a pale.. all for the low cost of $0.
It never felt so good to be a degen gambler.
Was $50 up, now only $10.
Feeling lucky.

>>694908
Kek, i thought the same when he said oodie last night.

bill oodie ell

Could really go for a quarter pounder.

At the NEET Compound the gamblers can gamble on how much the gooners drink and the profits can be used to buy more goon.

went to the bank and kfc
bank girl was quite pretty

>>694916
Troll science infinite money hack

>>694918
I hate seeing pretty girls now. I just feel >tfw no gf whenever I see them.
>inb4 JUST

>>694920
it can be a bit that way

there was a piece of popcorn chicken in my nugger bag again hashtag winning

>>694923
but nugs comein boxes?

big old sack of nuggers

>>694923
I had a gobucket for lunch. Satisfying.

>>694926
>gobucket
That sounds rather lewd.

>>694924
6 and 10 come in a paper bag here

>>694926
i had a zinger stacker combo and ten nuggers

>>694928
where?

>>694929
BEST A

>>694930
You can't even afford cardboard boxes mate

>>694931
Absolute dross.

>>694934
That looks like it should be in an industrial cleaning supplies cupboard.

>>694935
Niggers should be made to drink bleach, so I agree.

>>694918
What do you need to go to the bank for?

>>694938
Pull out some money to pay Bill

>>694941
The Bill bill

>>694941
wat does that mean? just use bpay

>>694943
You know full well what I meant.

>>694944
who's Bill?

>>694945
he used to be an english cop there was a tv show about him.

And then some martial arts woman wanted to Kill him.

>>694946
i watched it with my fam i think it was on at 8:30 wood pannled tv with knobs

Might troll a NEET mercilessly a little later.

>>694948
It was comfy in a very boring british way but then they turned it into an american cop show.

>>694950
remember when it got axed and that fag reg tried to kill himself

>>694941
Bill is over paid, you need to cut his wages.

>>694951
Was he the train nerd cop?

Can't bring myself to close all of those porn tabs I opened incase I want to use them later

>>694953
probably, I can't remember
I don't think he left the station, he was like the dumb cunt behind the counter

>>694955
I close mine in disgust wihin milliseconds of nutting

>>694960
NEET party at your place?

>>694968
Poor doggo.

It was IGA who posted all those illegal images. The same IP had posted several Dan memes and the Sam Hyde image beforehand.
I deleted the images and any other posts that referenced them. It is not helpful to have later posters coming on and then asking what was deleted and reigniting conversation about it again.

>>694980
Thanks BO

>>694980
Normal shitposting shall be resumed.

Possum once told me something very deep and meaningful that I am sure would have changed my life for the better but I had a choof and forgot what he said.

>>694985
Many such cases.

>>694988
I blame Cruisey for most of them.

>>694990
>Cruisey
He needs a fridge meme.

>>694994
Exceptionally frogged.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/designers/st-vincent-de-paul-shop-blasted-over-disgusting-500-shoes/news-story/3253da09fcc3c327ba294ba21417c7e1
surprised they were honest enough to put them out for sale instead of stealing them

>>694994
Well bannered.

>>694997
I bet it's a scam to attact rich women to their op shop.

>>694993
I think he meant to say well bannered to you so I agree.

https://www.escape.com.au/destinations/asia/vietnam/i-tried-those-200-flights-to-vietnam-heres-what-its-really-like/news-story/d56b4786d92b32fc8a725e304814cbe9
$200 flights to Vietnam
We should go on an /ausneets/ holiday togehter

>>695004
I was expecting a list of terrible but that all sounds quite good.

>>695004
Smart countries worked out that Western tourists should be given discount tickets because of how much they spend after they arrive. Then there's QANTAS jerking off in the corner making honking noises

>>694916
What if the goon was reinvested into the neets? That would generate infinite money and infinite goon

>>695009
A perpetual NEET machine

Rereading a comic called Uber, it's got the Nazis making supermen in the last days of WWII.
It's really good, they're treated as weaponry rather than superheroes and it reads like a war comic.

tab closed

Even the fart was slow

Do herders get an extra allowance if their mong farts a lot?

>>694966
kek

>>694980
Thanks.

>>694994
Cruisey? No!

>>695004
We can all pack peanut butter sandwiches.

>>695016
I hope you had a good birthday yesterday.

4pm
might be time for a stout and a bottle of red

>>695021
kek

>>695028
I think you've earned it!

Did HazardousWorkplaceExposureNEET survive his appointment?

>>695031
the pajeet doctor was pretty useless, told me he only takes cases where people are still at their jobs, advise somd me to see a respiratory specialist. Maybe there's some sort of employee vs employer divide among doctors and this guy works for the employers.

>>695032
>advise somd me to see a respiratory specialist.
See them in the public hospital or determine what their bulk billing policy is for the appointment.

I see one they do a breathing test that is bulk billed for ~$90 and then I need to pay a gap fee to see the doctor afterwards for the 'results'. I thankfully only need to see them yearly now and they have only introduced the gap shit recently.

>Maybe there's some sort of employee vs employer divide among doctors and this guy works for the employers.
Workcover claims are not eligible for medicare and you need to pay for them upfront even to a GP but are often reimbursed later on. They can charge big money when not restricted by the fees tables for bullshit.

>>695034
I'm not really after workcover, just hoping for a specialist to tell me that I don't have too much damage.

>>695035
>to tell me that I don't have too much damage.
Are you showing symptoms of damage?

>>695035
>just hoping for a specialist to tell me that I don't have too much damage.
If it is your lungs you are worried about, see a specialist. OR find an 'integrated' medical clinic with a nurse that has the facilities for a breathing test to see if you need a specialist.

The one I do at the specialist is more accurate but you don't really need it unless there is a cause to follow-up on or are taking medication for it.

>>695038
lung function test (spirometry) is what you want for a baseline
some medical centres have them onsite, others will refer you to another place for it
that will give them a baseline which they can compare to what's 'normal' for your age/weight/known medical conditions
another test a year later or whatever will show if there's been a decrease in function
back from the bottle shop

>>695039
>back from the bottle shop
Good shop?

>>695039
>back from the bottle shop
whadyaget

>>695040
it was alright
she wasn't on, so I wasn't wished a wonderful evening
the other fat girl wished me a good night though. she was also wearing makeup, so I think the other girl might have spurred her into trying to look better or something

>>695041
longneck of coopers stout
bottle of hardy's tintara shiraz

>>695032
Go to the hospital and demand a diagnostic.
Private medicine and industrialised importation of healthcare workers is enough to send me postal.

>>695038
Do you agree I should see one in a hospital?

>>695043
u got triple vaccinated

>>695046
I got double vaxerino'd so I could work

>>695044
I doubt the new girl would have told her to improve herself, I suspect it was more just driven by jealousy or a desire to compete.

>>695048
That's what he meant you sperg
Fat biddies me compensating and competing

>>695045
Aren't you worried about all the diseases you might get in the hospital?
>>695048
They do do that, offices can get nasty.

Bottlo's should respect the NEET dollar.

>>695054
elaborate

>>695055
No it's quite simple really.

>>695054
Mine does. The blokes give me free booze and the girls call me darling or wish me a wonderful evening.

>>695057
Dan didn't care. BWS cares.

>>695057
They used to go and get my bottle as soon as I waked in.

>>695057
and the KFC milf calls you sweetie

Bottleo's always looked down on me. Even when I rotated so I could visit different ones on the same day. Not sure if it was living in an upper class suburb or my erratic and awkward drunkard behaviour

>>695063
being on their doorstep before the roller door goes up isn't a good sign

I dobbed in a fat poojeeta for blatantly stealing the money at my BWS.
I normally wouldn't care but she did it so clumsily and she was slow moving and sullen.

>>695066
Good. There is no excuse for that sort of thing.

>>695067
She only rang up the carry bag on the till and tucked the notes for the bottle under the keyboard.

>>694797
>>694806
Yeah I plagiarize the best.

>>695069
Mine got knocked over so many times that the customers now have to feed their notes into a gigantic safe thing which dispenses their change.

>>695071
The spirits at mine are in a locked steel mesh cage.

Made sausages, no paprika.woe

>>695072
yeah they're all in a locked cabinet
the fridges where the udls are are also locked and can only be released when the attendant pushes a button

Recently been talking to the poojeeta big-bum ex and she said if I convert to islam she'd marry me, even though I'm a derro dropkick gooner and shes making over 150k working as a laboratory manager with a phd in cancer research and owns a home on long island NY.
The 6'4" degenerate archetype paying dividends, #winning

Employers would rather underpay staff and have half steal than pay everyone properly. It's a dollars and cents issue.

>>695076
only takes a handful of boongs to ruin it for everybody else

>>695075
She must be mentally ill. It would be a terrible move for her. Don't do it to her.

>>695075
You will fail your muslim test because you got pissed the night before.

>>695045
>Do you agree I should see one in a hospital?
That's your choice. A public hospital will provide it for free. Private whatever will probably charge.

>>695070
It was a good post.

>>695075
>and owns a home on long island NY
so she's a multi-millionaire? bullshit

you know the penalty for apostasy in islam is death, right? there's no going back

>>695081
Why not get it done in a hospital then?

I was shocked when I went in to the bad home JB Hifi and they literally did not have any products on the shelves, just the empty boxes for them and you took the empty box to the counter and then the staff member went into the back and brought you the real thing and held onto it until after you had paid.

>>695078
That's true, most of my suburb is quite nice but we have a state housing/boong section and border on an awful suburb.

>>695075
Also interesting that a devout muslim girl was all about premarital sex. Might be worth informing her family and Imam.

>>695087
>Might be worth informing her family and Imam.
thot status: patrolled

>>695085
I don't think I've seen that but I can imagine why.

>>695079
She does seem somewhat mentally ill. Very hardline islamic since I last saw her. Prays 5 times a day, wears a hijab and routinely sends me youtube videos about white pissheads who atoned for their sins through conversion. Loves the conservative culture war and hate fags, kinda based actually.

>>695083
She had enough for a deposit at least.
>you know the penalty for apostasy in islam is death, right? there's no going back
I could liberaise her and still it in the neethole

>>695087
>Might be worth informing her family and Imam.
What a weird and stupid thing to even think of.

>>695089
JB initially had bag inspectors on the door, but it doesn't take long before the bad home types realise they can just push past them or knock them out.

>>695092
Welcome to tiffyland.

>>695092
People who want a bob each way with their religion shit me.

>>695095
Like you act out your own values

>>695098
I'm not religious. The whole hijab-wearing "you must convert to islam and marry me" thing after you've already fucked her makes a fool of her and her faith.

>>695093
We will probably see the armoured door slot shopfront scifi trope in our lifetimes.

>>695100
It'll be more like the 711 or deli or whatever it was in The Wire, where the cashier is behind bullet proof glass and there's just a little slot for putting in notes and getting change.

>>695104
With ED-209 standing outside.

>>695099
I would agree but I don't think her newfound religiosity is a trendy facade, its not like she was a westernised slut when I met her. To her credit she is pretty well versed in the texts and often tells me about her distate for 2nd gen fake mooslims and other radical ideals.
I don't know why I'm defending her, but its not like any of us here have any adherence to a faith, or rather, any principles in general.

Allahfags have great segs

What's for dinner, NEETs?
(everybody except that one calling people fags and stuff)

>>695114
Going to get fish and chips

>>695116
nice

>>695118
I'm air frying a couple of those easy bake baguette things to have with butter

>>695116
flake min chips and 3 potato cakes?

>>695120
Nah, from the shop.

>>695073
Paprika isn't real.

>>695120
Sorry misread that, snapper and $5 chips.

>>695114
Thai.

Minimum chips at my shop gets about 7 chips these days.

>>695079
She wants his babbies.

>>695132
Change out of your cum stained trackies into a pair that is less stained, you want to give her a good impression or yourself.

>>695132
And try and scrub some of that shit off the walls.

This is very retarded even by ausneets standards.

>>695138
It's probably just Pajeet too.

>>695138
all the work of one poisonous banned neet

I was also speaking today to the Panamanian who is back from her studies in Canada. She showed me a sexy pic in her undies. Told me I should travel there asap and we could trip around the country and meet her parents. I told her I didn't want to break her heart and leave again and she seemed surprised when I told her a marriage visa was the only solution.
She's catholic and I took her virginity so thats the first option

>>695140
AI's are going to put crazy people out of a job soon.
They will be able to post gibberish but it will be entertaining.
Nobody will ever reply to a real crazy person again.

>>695140
His brain is truly steamed.

>>695141
Hot!

>>695141
Get her to fight the muslim chick for your hand in marriage.

what's on womboflix tonight

Freo 1.80
Dogs 2.00
Could be a banger

>>695148
Freo will lose, they always lose.

>>695147
Interacial Lebian Spankfest Bonanza 12

>>695149
They're guaranteed to win if monk bets against them

>>695150
I have my doubts.

>>695150
Good.

>>695151
There's probably a lucrative career for him here, where sportsball teams pay him to bet against them.

>>695151
Could he be cashed up again?

I wonder if there is much money in being able to invent porn film titles that haven't been used yet.

>>695154
Monk's Cas Advisor.

Nah I reckon dogs 1-39 @ $2.50
They laced the tiges

>>695156
There is, but they won't accept any names that make fun of Jews, eg Schindler's Fist, The Diary of a Young Whore by Anne Wank, etc.

>>695159
Many such cases.

Freo 25+ @ $3.50
oooohhhhh

>>695160
Old Ass Woman That Is About To Die Gets Fucked

>>695161
Big investment?

JEW COUPLE WANTS TO FUCK MORE THAN THEY WANTS TO DIE

>>695159
Fiddler on the Poof.

>>695165
good one

>>695163
$15 on Dogs 1-24 @ $3.50
Potential return $52.50

>>695167
turn it into a multi quick

>>695165
Hot!

>>695168
Smart.

>>695168
I'm a businessman, not a gambler.

SELL SHARES IN FREO
BUY DOGS BUY DOGS !!!

>>695171
You could have got a Tech job with that attitude this morning.

>>695173
He could be engineering the clouds right now.

>>695174
AWS says their focus on optimising them. That's right up his alley.

>>695175
BWS is right up his alley.

>>695174
Would he get the rainfall prediction right though.

I'll engineer a fuckin lambda function to post poojeeta porn on every new ausneets post, ya fucken dogs

>>695178
you can't even get out of bed before 2pm

>>695178
Serverless do-able.

>>695179
Tomorrow I will

>>695147
Sorry not to have posted. We'll have another episode of Clarkson's Farm in 10 minutes time

Ready.

Ready.

>>695182
hooray!

>>695184
You look good.

Get in here neets, we're watching the third episode of Clarkson's Farm https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>695187
I feel empowered.

might have a whisky

>>695203
might aprove of you having a whisky
>>695204
it is a mating ritual amongst his peoples

I remember when he would randonly declare his love for Weber.
Such a fickle heart.

I wasn't in another tab, I was shitting

>>695207
bricks?

>>695208
That would hurt.

>>695204
He thinks I'm the BO or somehow involved in the running of this board.

>>695210
I would vote for you if we elected BOs

>>695208
Painful gooner poo

Weber shoved me into a locker and took my lunch money once.

>>695211
As I have stated before, I do not want -- nor am I worthy -- of such responsibility.

>>695214
That makes you the perfect candidate.

>>695203
Approved.

Possum tricked me into being the BO once by saying how fun it was then he went fishing on a raft with some negro guy.

>>695215
The current mods are doing quite alright.

>>695210
Steam on the brain. I think it's terminal for him.

>>695205
>might aprove of you having a whisky
>>695216
>Approved.
I changed my mind and poured a sherry glass of The Prospector's Port from the Corvette Nationals just past.

>>695220
>a sherry glass
I hope you have your little finger out

>>695217
You are conflating Possum and Tom Sawyer?

carn doggies

>>695222
No it was Possum i'm sure of it.

>>695207
You can't shit that much

>>695221
I can assure you it is curled inward.

>>695226
I've not drunk much sherry tbh.

>>695221
he's on the right

>>695228
Me either. It has fallen out of fashion over the last 50 years. A sherry glass is the more acceptable size glass for port or other aperitifs and digestifs however.

>>695229
faggy twat on the far left is into death metal

>>695229
Medieval NEETs in a cellar.

no fuckin way that was a mark you DOG CUNTS

>>695229
Me second from right wondering why I only got one glass.

>>695230
It is an after dinner drink traditionally isn't it?
My folks would have it on christmas and such.

>>695231
He's got a whole bottle hidden behind his back though

>>695235
It tends to be, yes.
Apéritif = before dinner
Digestif = after dinner
I think aperitivo and digestivo are also used by wops

>>695235
Oh, and sherry can also be consumed before dinner. Port tends to always be an after dinner drink.

both teams are so shit

Motherbat still recounts Fatherbot's Granny receiving a glass of pre-dinner sherry and downing it like a shot of whisky and holding her glass out for a refill.

>>695240
Kek, old school gooner lady.

She also recounts one of Fatherbot's Uncles wearing a flying hat and goggles like Biggles wherever he went. She always tries to associate that branch of the family with being alcoholic and/or inbred.

>>695220
>>695226
Good Choice.

>>695240
Based.

>>695242
My mums family had a black sheep uncle who was a full on tramp, he wandered around drinking and doing farm work and they would let him sleep in the shed when he was in town.

>>695242
Uncle Biggles would probably be awesome.

>>695240
Sounds like my pop
Or my nan
Or me

>>695245
Yes, there are members of the family on both sides who were full-on tramps, alcoholics, and general mentalists.
One would drive his horse cart to the pub and get shitfaced and the horse would drag his passed out body home at the end of the night.

>>695248
Trust the horse.

>>695246
She didn't like him because the first time they met he asked Fatherbot "where he dug her up".

I wonder how many of us would be tramps if we were born 100-150 years ago.

Unfortunately it was really only my Grandfather and Uncle who lived long enough to make an impression on me. From what she says, I'd have gotten on just fine with previous generations of Fatherbot's family.

>>695249
Good plan.

BULLDOGS!

>>695252
Grandfather bot left school when he was 11 to work during the depression. I get the impression they all did what they had to and the blokes could all cook and sew and do the needful when they had to.

>>695253
Patterns do seem to pass down generations even without contact.
Maybe if we knew more about our ancestors we could understand ourselves better.

>>695257
Yeah, both sides have said I look like X in on respective sides, and I know my Grandfather had some of the same habits with regard to gooning and having meals like a loaf of freshly cooked bread and butter.

>>695257
>a loaf of freshly cooked bread and butter.
I want this now.

There is a new nuggoes and popcorn deal.

>>695259
>>695258
woops

>>695261
hmm?
Everybody should have hot bread and butter

>>695259
He would also go and bury foil-wrapped taters in paddocks that were on fire and dig them up afterward

>>695263
Clarkson should have done that

Both of my Dads parents were heavy gooners and my uncle was adopted out
Apparently my nana was the hottest girl in town
She then hooked up with a famous bank robber and my Dad lived in multiple states while he was on the run
My achievements seem even more pathetic

The Greek word for "work" literally means "slavery".

>>695265
You could still hook up with a bank robber if you really wanted to.

>>695260
>Maxi Popcorn Chicken, 10 Nuggets & 2 Sauces $10

Good deal.

>>695266
Do you guys have port in Czech-land, Czechmate?

>>695268
Pretty reasonable.
Not as good as the 24 nuggs for $10 deal though

>>695268
popanugs

>>695269
theres some on the river but i dont see the appeal of sailing down that stinking river

>>695272
I meant port wine you fuckin smart arse

>>695265
How old was your dad then?

Dogs for sure
Behinds are a bit of a worry regarding set shots
Forward possessions a good sign tho

>>695275
I'll set up a shot on your behind

>>695274
Early teens

Tomorrow I want to buy a webby approved meal, maybe for lunch. Is anyone with me? It'd be awesome if we could get a bunch of ausneets executives all posting pics of the same meal at the same time and reviewing it.

>>695273
yeah, i never had it though, i like the red wine from lidl