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NEET General #686 - Love for Burgers Edition NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No. 699879
Would you NEETs say that you love burgers? Would you make love to a burger?

Old Thread: >>698855


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.699885 del
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Think of what you are really gambling with


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.699888 del
>>699885
I don't know what I'm looking at there but it does not look good.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.699889 del
>>699885
>prosperity pig


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.699892 del
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E-WHORE BEST WHORE


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.699893 del
Got a pint and a jacks and coke on my free points and two free tendies.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.699901 del
>>699893
Prosperity pig.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.699902 del
I saw there was new graffiti on my fence when I took doggo out for his walk earlier. It is about five metres away from where I was sleeping last night.
It is disconcerting to know bad home individuals were that close and up to no good and I didn't even notice.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.699903 del
>>699893
>free points
>free tendies
How much money have you given them today?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.699904 del
Kept wondering what that little plastic thing on the front of n95 masks is for. Turns out it's a valve to make it easier to exhale. I really dislike the idea, it seems like it would let stuff get in no matter what.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.699905 del
>>699904
Wouldn't they have a check valve in there?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.699906 del
>>699905
I think that's what I meant. I thought maybe you had to insert a filter into it for the mask to work properly.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.699907 del
I need a check valve on my arse to keep weber out.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.699908 del
>>699907
Make sure it's butt welded.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.699909 del
>>699903
Intook 500, its in the pic


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.699910 del
>>699909
That is casino gibberish.
How much real money did you have when you walked in and how much do you have now?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.699911 del
I love my adult daycare.
They give me drinks and snacks and there is bright flashing lights and noises and they let me stay till I run out of money.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.699912 del
Really worried about the Prosperity Pig's gambling. Him getting the odd win at this stage will just make the long term addiction worse. Things are already escalating.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.699913 del
>>699909
>Intook 500
Biffdirs?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.699914 del
>>699902
All you can do is make sure your windows and doors are locked, plus your doggo should be a good alarm.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.699915 del
>>699911
Winning.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.699916 del
I got my socks on at the second attempt. 🧦🧦🧦 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.699917 del
>>699910
210, walked out with 600


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.699918 del
Won another 25 at a pub on the way home


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.699919 del
Still at that pub, still time to get another minor jackpot


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.699920 del
>>699916
Well done, I can no longer put my right hand side one on.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.699921 del
You lost the lot and are flat broke for 10 days again.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.699922 del
>>699919
Quit while you're ahead.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.699923 del
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If cruisey and monk teamed up to take the cas think of how much money they could win


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.699924 del
>>699923
Ummptys Eleven


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.699925 del
>>699916
>>699920
At the NEET Commune each Exec shall be asigned a skelly to put his socks on for him when needed.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.699926 del
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>>699923


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.699927 del
Admittedly I am bitter at cruisedogs big cas wins. I should have spent a few months on the pokes, I could have won my table losses back. Maybe I can take my cenno down to the bowls club and put them through the ringer


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.699928 del
I don't want to stream the entire series of Deadwood, but do neets want one final episode tonight? We'll stream it if we get a reasonable number of votes.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.699929 del
>>699923
Weber on the right.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.699930 del
>>699927
Sounds like a foolproof plan King.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.699931 del
>>699892
It's good to see this bloke giving it a go.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.699932 del
>>699911
What happens if you shit yourself, asking for a m8?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.699933 del
>>699916
Good work NEET.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.699934 del
>>699924
kek


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.699935 del
>>699927
Good luck NEET.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.699936 del
>>699928
Yes, put thole show on.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.699937 del
Burgers


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.699938 del
>>699937
Three please.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.699939 del
>>699938
three triple cheeseburgers for this growing boy


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.699940 del
>>699938
>>699939
Maybe 4?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.699941 del
What's a webby approved meal from hungry jack's?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.699942 del
>>699941
Hungy jack whoppa!


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.699943 del
>>699939
>>699940
Yes please.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.699944 del
>>699943
Maybe


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.699945 del
Not much can out a neet off it's appetite


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.699946 del
Sirs


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.699947 del
I'm so bored I might shit myself


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.699948 del
All around me are familiar faces...


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.699949 del
>>699947
It would give you something to do.
Large number GET is soon. There is a bloke who hunts the GETS with soyjak faeces. Don't be surprises.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.699950 del
>>699948
Adult day care centre?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.699951 del
>>699949
>soyjak faeces
Oh shit!


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.699952 del
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>>699948


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.699953 del
Tempted to get on the piss.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.699954 del
I done goofed again neets - bought a plastic protection mat to sit between my chair and my hardwood floor a few years ago, recently noticed that it's rubbed some of the coating on the wooden floor. I'm such a mong.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.699955 del
>>699949
Poop


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.699956 del
>>699954
I think the plastic for hardwood floors is softer grade and carpet one is less pliable. I have done the same damage and I am only aware of it because officeworks had a sign on it. I buy them online cheaper


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.699957 del
>>699954
I did that to your floor


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.699958 del
>>699953
Then wagon tomorrow?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.699959 del
this is a spoilered comment


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.699960 del
I sold a neets wagon once


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.699961 del
>>699960
Good price?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.699962 del
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Sloppy Fuck Molester


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.699963 del
>>699956
I got mine from officeworks too. We are like two mong brothers. Have you done anything about your floor? My place is rented and I haven't told the landlords yet.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.699964 del
>>699963
I did the NEET thing. Ignored it and not use the space anymore.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.699965 del
>>699959
Is not.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.699966 del
The show must go on


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.699967 del
Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall
(Against the wall)
Now there's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me
Get him up against the wall
(Against the—)
And that one looks Jewish and that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint and another with spots
If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.699969 del
Lost $200 thatll make you nay sayers cream your panties


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.699970 del
>>699967
Wrong reply >>699968


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.699971 del
>>699969
Chinaman 😁


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.699972 del
>>699924
Lol


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.699973 del
Possum hit me in the eye with a beam of wood once.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.699974 del
>>699973
Cold pack applied?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.699975 del
Is staring an autistic trait?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.699976 del
>>699975
I knew an aspergerish girl who liked to stare at people on public transport. She had a very intense gaze.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.699977 del
>>699976
I feel like I look angrier than I really am, I hate it


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.699978 del
>>699977
Show your beautiful smile more often.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.699979 del
>>699978
Then I'll look creepy


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.699980 del
I should just wear a mask to hide it


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.699981 del
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>>699980
Smart.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.699982 del
>>699973
Matthew 7:5


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.699983 del
I'm ugly


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.699984 del
>>699983
On the inside too?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.699985 del
I hate my Neanderthal brow


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.699986 del
>>699984
Most likely. Too autistic to try and do good for people like I want


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.699987 del
>>699969
It just makes me sad. 😔😔😔


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.699988 del
Heavy rain.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.699989 del
I might try volunteering, I know I'd just get in the road


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.699990 del
>>699989
You are being very negative. That is depression talking.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.699991 del
>>699988
Very strong winds here.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.699992 del
>>699990
Sorry


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.699993 del
You filthy GET whores are waiting to snipe


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.699994 del
I hope that faeces soyjak doesn't show up.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.699995 del
>>699991
You need some charcoal tablets.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.699996 del
I want some lamb cutlets grilled over charcoal.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.699997 del
>>699950
Poor meme


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.699998 del
>>699996
Forequarters are better on coals.
Cutlets are overrated.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.699999 del
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Nines for Frog Wizard and Cruisey quits gambling for good. unna.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.700000 del
>>699998
>Cutlets are overrated
I can't afford them anyway.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.700001 del
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Big get and we have a win on the pokes.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.700002 del
>>700001
Very well memed.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.700003 del
>>699999
Your not even a real boong.
Gambling is fun.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.700004 del
>>699999
Thanks frog wizzy.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.700005 del
Watching a Japanese executive devouring bowls of ramen and fried chicken with style


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.700006 del
>>700004
For what?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.700007 del
>>700003
The digits have spoken.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.700008 del
>>700006
For geting cruisey to stop wasteing his money.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.700009 del
lol, showed Misso the winning photo and she reminded me that she got a $500 fine yesterday.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.700010 del
>>700009
>>700006


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.700011 del
>>700005
>a Japanese executive
I heard that they shame them over there.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.700012 del
>>700011
This one is well kempt.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.700013 del
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NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.700014 del
>>699999
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.700015 del
I think Cruisey lies about his gambling winnings so in a twisted way he can confess to us how much money he is embezzling.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.700016 del
>>700010
Not slowing down for a school zone.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.700017 del
>>700016
That's just silly, how will the children ever develop their reflexes if you slow down for them?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.700018 del
>>700013
Sounds like everything else we do too.
Goon wank binge etc


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.700019 del
>>700015
The only people I tell are you lot.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.700020 del
>>700018
Childhood trauma causes permanent changes in the brain. Basically brain damage.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.700021 del
>underactive brain reward systems

Mong disease


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.700022 del
>>700020
Emotional trauma is a serious condition.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.700023 del
>>700022
It causes them.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.700024 del
Possum dumped a litter of Labrador puppies in an industrial bin on more than one occasion.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.700025 del
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Grego wasn't impressed by this, think you would need a dozen or so to get a breakky feed.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.700026 del
>>700022
>Emotional trauma
Real?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.700027 del
Greg O looks and sounds like a child molester.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.700028 del
>>700027
It was probably an issue with his wife. He would have got fucked up one night on their Asian holiday and quickly came up with an excuse in the morning still half drunk when she found him with a 10 year old boy in the second hotel room he booked for 'filing food reviews'


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.700029 del
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If anyone likes these they are on special at woolies for $6, thinking I should have got several packs.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.700030 del
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>>700029
>Be treatwise
>Enjoy a balance diet


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.700032 del
>>700024
They were black. He only keeps the blonde ones.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.700033 del
>>700027
I do not agree.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.700034 del
It's not clear if we'll be showing another episode of Deadwood. Maybe if some more neets vote for it in the next hour.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.700035 del
>>700034
Yes, put it on.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.700036 del
That was an order, not a vote.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.700037 del
>>699993


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.700038 del
I was never a maltesers fan. Weird flavour in there.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.700039 del
>>699993
>>700034
Put it on you flipping scum nugget


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.700040 del
Monk and possum should come too instead of acting like sinkholes with some thing better to do


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.700041 del
End Stage Sinkhole.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.700042 del
>>700030
The good thing is the large serving size of 25g so that's a 1/4 of the pack which is a nice change.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.700043 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mXuUotM0zwI [Embed]


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.700044 del
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NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.700045 del
>>700044
What does this mean?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.700046 del
>>700045
RETARD SHARK DOOT DOOT DO-DOOT DO-DOOT


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.700047 del
Weber should go to japan and mog all salary man at a high end hostess joint with his superior ramen slurping abilities that pull the hotties


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.700048 del
Toast with butter for breaky, toast with butter for lunch, toast with butter for dinner
12th can of pepsi max


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.700049 del
>>700047
He should go to that forest.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.700050 del
>>700049
An utterly abhorrent post.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.700051 del
>>700046
Hopefully you get a good herder.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.700052 del
>>700051
It's fucking stupid. You need NDIS worker clearance to pentest an NDIS provider network.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.700053 del
$120 for the privilege


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.700054 del
>>700052
J U S T


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.700055 del
>>700048
Well lubricated.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.700056 del
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Ok, we'll be showing the fifth episode of Deadwood in 22 minutes, where they have a trial for the killer of Wild Bill Hickock. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.700057 del
>>700055
Buttered up.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.700058 del
>>700040
You can't start watching a TV series halfway through.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.700059 del
>>700048
Twelve splashes of milk?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.700060 del
>>700052
Only a mong can hack another mong


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.700061 del
>>700056
We'll play some music in the womboflix room while waiting for deadwood to start


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.700062 del
Playing assassins creed origins but just sitting in the back of a cart pulled by uaruks and listening to a man yell as he whips them.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.700063 del
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Cauliflower bake on toast


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.700064 del
>>700062
>listening to a man yell as he whips them.
So a normal council meeting.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.700065 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching one last episode of Deadwood https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.700066 del
>>700063
>unbuttered


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.700067 del
Watch the fucking TV with me


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.700068 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fdEefQWXPR8 [Embed]


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.700069 del
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NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.700070 del
>>700069
Me far left.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.700071 del
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>>700067
No.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.700072 del
>>700063
Looks alright neet.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.700073 del
Is sinkhole code for gape?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.700074 del
Watch the fucking TV with me


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.700075 del
>>700074
I am not sitting on your lap again.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.700077 del
>>700075
Hot!


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.700078 del
>>700076
My old man one of them.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.700079 del
>>700078
Your old man is a singing wallfish?
Are you a mer-NEET?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.700080 del
>>700079
His starfish could sing too.


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>>700074
Everyone must be hitting the town.


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>>700080


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.700083 del
>>700082
we could drill for vegemite


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.700084 del
>>700082
kek


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.700085 del
>>700081
That's not anything. Why would you watch that instead of cowboys?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.700086 del
>>700081
A lovely couple.


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>>700085
I am in a sticky situation.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.700088 del
>>700082
lol


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.700089 del
>>700087
Looking good.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.700090 del
Alright neets, that wraps up our viewing of Deadwood. I think next week we'll be seeing Dr Katz


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.700091 del
Bit shit that so few NEETs showed up


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.700092 del
>>700091
Try streaming something worth watching for a change.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.700093 del
>>700092
you're a fucking idiot cunt retard nigger


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.700094 del
>>700093
Settle down nuro.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.700095 del
india nigger retard doctor
- Terry Davis


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.700096 del
>>700094
No, you're a cunt. Do you have any idea how long it takes projectionistNEET to convert video to a stream-able format and upload it and manage CyTube and keep people informed here and all the rest of it?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.700097 del
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>>700095
A man wise beyond his years.


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>>700091
I'm a busy NEET.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.700099 del
>>700091
Having an arsehole there slagging the show off puts me off the whole thing.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.700100 del
>>700099
Yes, negativity is not good banter.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.700101 del
>>700100
I’m hearing what you’re saying and I’m taking your feelings on board however I am rejecting them also, because they are bad and wrong


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An omen.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.700103 del
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>>700102


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.700105 del
>>700101
Can you answer my sinkhole question?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.700106 del
TGIF Neet bros!
Have a good one!


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.700107 del
>>700105
A sinkhole is usually a hole or depression in the Earth's surface. Sometimes it is used to refer to a literal hole in a sink or basin. In cyber security, it can be used in reference to a DNS server that is configured to hand out non-routable addresses for certain domain name queries.
At no time has it ever been used as a 'code name' for a gaping anus.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.700108 del
My sinkhole ate a whole packet of chux.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.700109 del
a hole in the ground


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.700110 del
I like the pepeNEET. I hope he has a blessed Saturday.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.700111 del
>>700110
His blessings come when the day is practically over. He needs to do them at least twelve hours earlier.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.700112 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DfQnOq1e9K4 [Embed]


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.700113 del
going to have a wank and then retire to bed
terrible night on the board, you should all be ashamed


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.700114 del
>>700099
He wasnt there today


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.700115 del
>>700105
Phone spellchecked dickhole


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NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.700117 del
>>700116
Animated fridge meme.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.700118 del
No


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.700119 del
suck a dog’s chonky womper


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.700120 del
>>700119
>>700118


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.700121 del
Two Australian hoki fillets and a row of snack chocolate


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.700122 del
Two rows


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.700123 del
>>700122
Finish the block.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.700124 del
I am thinking it is time to bring the heater out of its cupboard, but the thought of the cost of the electricity to run it upsets me.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.700125 del
>>700123
I have hidden it in the fridge


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.700126 del
I am having a chamomile tea. I bought another box of them. It is a different brand, they smell different.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.700127 del
I might dig around in that NEETs fridge and see if I can find the rest of that chocolate.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.700128 del
I wish he'd bought the caramilk.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.700129 del
I tried the Aldi brand imitation caramilk the other day. It was shit, had no flavour at all.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.700130 del
You would go to his house and he'd serve you tough old forequarter chops instead of succulent cutlets and he would tell you that the forequarters were better, not that he was a tightarse.
Probably home brand ice cream for dessert.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.700131 del
Had too much to drinkl. Goimng to tip mte rest of the goon down the sink, brush my teeth adn go do to bed.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.700132 del
>>700131
Good night NEET.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.700133 del
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good evening NEETs


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.700134 del
>>700124
i forgot this planet has a second hemisphere


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.700135 del
>>700133
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.700136 del
>>700107
High quality reply.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.700137 del
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morning neets, 121kg on the scales, still making progress


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.700138 del
>>700137
Good morning 121KgNEET.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.700140 del
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what a cock up


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.700141 del
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Tommorrow night on womboflix we will be showing The French Connection (1971) - a pair of NYPD detectives in the Narcotics Bureau stumble onto a heroin smuggling ring based in Marseilles, but stopping them and capturing their leaders proves an elusive goal.

Then on Wednesday, there will be a few episodes of Dr Katz, an animated comedy about a new york pyschotherapist whose patients mainly seem to be stand up comedians.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.700142 del
knock knock


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.700143 del
>>700142
Who's there?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.700144 del
>>700143
possum


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.700145 del
>>700144
Possum who?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.700146 del
>>700145
possum the nordy boy


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>>700141
I recognise that train picture.


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NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.700149 del
>>700141
Lovely.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.700150 del
>>700133
Janny beer


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.700152 del
Went to McDolans to get breakkasy before Bill gets here. Bill doesn't deserve McDolans.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.700153 del
>>700152
Will he make you drive to get Dolands though?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.700154 del
>>700152
big breaky burger?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.700155 del
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There has been a development.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.700156 del
>>700154
sossy mcfuggin


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>>700155


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.700158 del
>>700155
time for a second breakfast


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.700159 del
I have no idea if I sleep with my mouth open or not


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.700160 del
>>700155
He's faking it, he gave you too much detail.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.700161 del
>tfw thinking about his Bill free day


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.700162 del
>>700160
Yeah I know.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.700163 del
>>700162
You should have told him you bought him Donalds.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.700164 del
>>700161
Might replace the AC fan blower control module in the car.
Might also do some stuff with cupboard knobs and hinges etc.
Apparently I also have $6.60 of store credit to spend at Supercheap Auto.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.700165 del
He creates a dilemma for tomorrow too. If he shows up, he either has to walk back some of his bullshit or he really was sick and gives me whatever it is he has.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.700166 del
>>700165
A billemma


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.700167 del
>>700166
kek


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.700168 del
>>700133
Morning, looks comfy.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.700169 del
>>700137
You're going well.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.700170 del
>>700164
I look forward to any updates and pictures.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.700171 del
>>700166
Well bantered.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.700172 del
>>700155
RIP Bill.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.700173 del
>>700159
Sometimes you do.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.700174 del
>>700137
Well done NEET, nearly there.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.700175 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HzyqMXsteG0 [Embed]


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.700176 del
>>700174
just another 40kg to go


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.700178 del
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Olive uploaded six minutes ago.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.700179 del
>>700178
I'd be happy to give her an upload.


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.700180 del
>>700179
olive may look like an input, but is really an output, if you know what I mean


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What's the best b-movie action film you can think of neets?


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.700182 del
>>700181
Commando


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.700183 del
>>700180
kek


NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.700184 del
Everywhere I've gone this week people have been coofing. No masks or attempts to stop the spread, just coof coof coof. Disgusting.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.700185 del
>>700184
It's better not to go anywhere.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.700186 del
>>700155
You're a dick


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.700187 del
>>700178
Very fast neet. She looks really pretty in the natural light.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.700188 del
I'm up. Very hungover. Two panadol down the hatch. Having a coffee. What do?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.700189 del
>>700188
You need the wagon


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>>700189
I think his wagon is beyond repair.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.700191 del
>>700190
>>700189
The wagon for me is always tomorrow yet never comes. I'm out of Dan's poison, contemplating not getting any more.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.700192 del
My wagon has fallen through, like an old boong's arse.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.700193 del
>>700192
It dropped right out.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.700194 del
Boongs never invented wagons therefore a true boong has no need of the wagon.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.700195 del
>>700192
Chux sinkhole.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.700196 del
>>700186
The blue box was added in MS Paint, gullibleNEET.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.700197 del
>>700196
It was too whimsical for him.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.700198 del
>>700196
I would have honestly replied like that.


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>>700191
You just need the right wagon.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.700200 del
>>700199
Lesbian Cowboy Bonanza Vol6


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.700201 del
>they went digging for gold ...
>and instead found each other


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.700202 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.700203 del
>>700201
>they went drilling for gold
>and instead found themselves drilling for vegemite


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.700204 del
>>700202
>tfw I never get invited to the lesbian wagon parties


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.700205 del
might get some kfc and crack a beer or six


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.700206 del
might get some kfc and crack and a beer ot six


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.700207 del
>>700187
Yes.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.700208 del
NEETs dream of Olive in the moonlight.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.700209 del
>>700206
>and crack
Bussy?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.700210 del
>>700208
The ultimate male form.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.700211 del
>>700209
there was an extraneous and there
crack a beer
not crack (of any type) and beer


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.700212 del
>The British royal family last month announced the official dish celebrating the coronation of King Charles III: a quiche.
>It'll be made in homes in the UK and around the world and served at communal celebrations as King Charles is crowned monarch on Saturday.
>A quiche is a widely known French shortcrust open pie with filling. The quiche Lorraine (originating from the Lorraine region in France's northeast) is made with egg custard, as well as bacon pieces.
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/the-coronation-controversy-thats-infuriated-some-french-culinary-experts/8833lrnks


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.700213 del
>>700212
We discussed the royal egg & bacon pie some weeks back.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.700214 del
>>700213
We did. Are you having a quiche Lorraine tonight?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.700215 del
>>700214
>quiche Lorraine
*with English additions.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.700216 del
>>700213
Helen could have been a Royal.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.700217 del
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Moonta


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.700218 del
>>700217
Bring me back some seashells please.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.700219 del
>>700217
I'm involved in the cavalcade in a couple of weeks as part of the Kernewek Lowender festival.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.700220 del
We could watch the coronation on neet tv


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NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.700222 del
>>700220
I thought Shibs said that was the plan once a suitable stream had been sourced


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NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.700224 del
>>700216
Imagine what the corgis would have done.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.700225 del
>>700214
I'll probably have pidser, which I have done with every royal funeral and wedding since Lady Di Dieded


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.700226 del
>>700220
I think we'll watch coronation street instead.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.700227 del
>>700226
You'll watch what you're told and keep your opinions to yourself.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.700228 del
Cornish Bumfingering Festival


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.700229 del
might become a nude model


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.700230 del
I cut all the bouganville and branches that were hanging over my fence and chucked them over the neighbours fence 2 maybe 3 weeks ago.
It's been nice weather everyday since then and the heap has just sat there and today when it's 12 degrees with rain and winds they are out there cutting and moving it.
People be all fucked in the head and shit.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.700231 del
>>700137
Well done NEET. Keep going.


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NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.700233 del
having a southwark (pronounced south wark) old stout
2.2 standos a stubby


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.700234 del
>>700232
natalia napoli put it in her butthole-ey


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.700235 del
>>700223
>>700221
>>700217
Thanks for the pics


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.700236 del
>>700234
iafd doesn't even know her


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.700237 del
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Who is the most mysterious neet on ausneets?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.700238 del
>>700170
I've started drinking, which means I'll either do nothing for the rest of the day, or get six standards in and make a complete mess of something


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.700239 del
>>700237
noname


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.700240 del
>>700217
>>700221
>>700223
Very nice.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.700241 del
>>700238
Have the day off, we won't judge you.


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>>700237
You will never know.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.700243 del
>>700241
Some of you will.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.700244 del
alcohol, choof and lobster pills should be banned


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.700245 del
>>700243
If they judge you I'll judge them.
I'll judge them up real good.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.700246 del
>>700244
*compulsory


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.700247 del
my hose isn't long enough


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.700248 del
Wombat Hotel has three (3) THREE! specials boards.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.700249 del
>>700248
Get a mixed grill you arsehole


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.700250 del
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>tfw the chips aren’t crispy


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.700251 del
>>700250
Worse choice you could have made


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.700252 del
Horrendous footy. Like watching an under 16s game on a sunday


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.700253 del
>>700252
tex walker go


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.700254 del
>>700247
Bad home NEETs cut bits off the end probably.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.700255 del
>>700248
If everything is a special then nothing is.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.700256 del
BIG TEX


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.700257 del
>>700254
looking at a bit more girth too


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.700258 del
>>700255
NEETs are special.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.700259 del
>>700257
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s4N32DaLr8U [Embed]


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.700260 del
More than one NEET has completely lost their hose down a sinkhole before.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.700261 del
Have an online assessment to do for a linux admin job


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.700262 del
>>700261
All the best, NOOT.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.700263 del
>>700261
Good luck NEET.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.700264 del
>>700261
post it here if you run into trouble


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.700265 del
>>700264
furiously linuxing that tarball


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.700266 del
>>700222
Correct.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.700267 del
>>700225
Based.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.700268 del
>>700242
Good Pepe.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.700269 del
>>700266
It looks like the thing will start around 4.30 or 5.00pm best a time


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.700270 del
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NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.700271 del
When is Olive going to wear those garters or whatever that that neet bought for her?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.700272 del
I can't type properly. Hands are too cold. Going shopping in a minute. Going to avoid Dan.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.700273 del
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>>700271
she wore them in 4 or 5 videos


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.700274 del
>>700271
He showed us the pictures she sent on the cool NEETs discord.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.700275 del
>>700234
Do you remember that Brian Fagioli guy from 8chan's /tech/?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.700276 del
>>700275
the name rings a bell
why?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.700277 del
>>700269
>4.30 or 5.00pm best a time
I would avoid it until the King starts the journey. It is going be all talk about absolute crap before hand.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700278 del
>>700270
Well targeted.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700279 del
>>700217
A bunch of my family are from there.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700280 del
>>700272
Good work NEET.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700281 del
>>700269
first hour or two will just be faggy twats waddling into the church


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700282 del
>>700274
NDIS one is popping off.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700283 del
>>700277
yeah


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700284 del
>>700181
>>700182
The Punisher (2004 film).


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.700285 del
>>700279
are you cornish


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.700286 del
>>700273
Oh, that was them. I didn't make the connection, too Dan-brained these days.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.700287 del
>>700277
I don't know why Shibs is keen on it he doesn't like people sitting around and talking in costumes.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.700289 del
>>700276
The post I replied to reminded me of him. His articles would get posted and people would spam:
>Fagioli, fagioli, give me the botnetioli
Where botnet was used to just mean bad.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.700290 del
>>700286
she chose them, so it's not like i picked me out


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.700291 del
>>700289
ah yeah
makes sense


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.700292 del
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>>700285
No, although some of them were Welsh.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.700293 del
>>700290
>me
em


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.700294 del
>>700289
>Fagioli, fagioli
I remember seeing that but I never had any idea what it meant.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.700295 del
>>700292
she wanks off gollum in season 2


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.700296 del
>>700290
Yeah, I know. No worries.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.700297 del
Howdy NEEToes how's it going?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.700298 del
>>700290
Buy her a buttplug.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.700299 del
>>700294
No one seemed to like his articles but they'd always get posted there so they could get angry or mock him. Sort of like that Jana Hocking or whoever.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.700300 del
>>700299
>tfw you finally get it 8 years later


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.700301 del
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>>700296
got her this too lol
if she covers any of it up i'll crack the shits at her


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.700302 del
>>700299
lol could you imagine the breakdown jana or nadia would have had if 8chan had targeted them


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.700303 del
>>700300
It is odd to think how long ago that all was.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.700304 del
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>>700287
>he doesn't like people sitting around and talking in costumes.
He loves Thursday night.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.700305 del
>>700303
yeh, it's a bit scary.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.700306 del
>>700297
Good afternoon NEET. Well, you?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.700307 del
>>700304
A menacing photo.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.700308 del
>>700301
Is there a particular cosplay it is for?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.700309 del
>>700306
Doing fine, sipping on a red top and listening to some boomer tunes.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.700310 del
>>700308
dunno mate
i like olive but have nfi what 99% of the shit she wears is


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.700311 del
>>700310
She should wear more slutty stuff and less gook costumes


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.700312 del
>>700309
Living the dream.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.700313 del
>>700307
It is the last thing skellies that mock the Execs ever see.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.700314 del
>>700312
yep


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.700315 del
gutted that you bullies never invited me to the cool neet discord


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.700316 del
>>700311
I agree.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.700317 del
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>>700315


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.700318 del
>>700315
You never posted an elbow pic.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.700319 del
>>700310
She might use it for an original character. She has done them before and seems to like them.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.700320 del
Alright, actually going to the shops now.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.700321 del
I heard you need to get a noosa pad before they let you into the cool NEETs discord.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.700322 del
>>700320
One quiche Lorraine please.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.700323 del
>>700320
30kg of rice thanks Lorraine.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.700324 del
>>700320
2 packets of golden crumpets thanks.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.700325 del
We have another NEET giving money to an e-thot. I wonder if Monaro is still giving his money to handsome young men.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.700326 del
>>700325
Who?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.700327 del
>>700325
>to handsome young men.
The twink budget.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.700328 del
>>700327
A good way to wankruptcy.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.700329 del
>>700328
The old twink twank descent.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.700330 del
>>700329
Many such cases.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.700331 del
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fingered a boong


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.700332 del
>>700331
Good smell?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.700333 del
>>700331
Vile


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.700334 del
>>700005
Mom ponder the fragrance
>>700106
Ah si
Fue el cinco de mayo, pero buenos noches ahora.
>>700003
Based ameribro
>>699959
No spoiler here m8


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.700335 del
>>700331
Did he have an organism?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.700336 del
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>>700334


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.700337 del
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NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.700338 del
>>700336
Cheers Trev that was a very strange post.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.700339 del
>>700337
Looks like the Ganges


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.700340 del
>>700334
pity that's a keyhole and not a rifle scope


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.700341 del
>>700340
>IKTF


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.700342 del
>>700339
Sam Ganges.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.700343 del
>>700342
samwise


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.700344 del
>>700250
Hope you enjoyed your burger.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.700345 del
>>700261
Just answer Install gentoo for every question and you're in.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.700346 del
>>700345
emerge yourself from the closet you giant homo


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.700347 del
>>700331
Boong stains don't come off.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.700348 del
>>700347
yeah they're not


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.700349 del
>>700347
Boongbux time!


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.700350 del
>>700339
It would have had a body floating in it.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.700351 del
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>>700348
You will be 100 pecent boong by morning.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.700352 del
>>700309
Sounds comfy.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.700353 del
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ILL FARKIN FINGA THA LOT OF YA


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.700354 del
>>700353
Hot!


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.700355 del
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Good morning, The Most Loyal Subjects of His Majesty.
Which stream should we watch?
BBC with empty chitchat:
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=nWmPw8dok3Q
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nWmPw8dok3Q [Embed]
Or The Royal Family Channel:
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=Fk32YcX6VOA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fk32YcX6VOA [Embed]

On Endchan Movie Corner:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Starting now basically, after we decided which to whatch.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.700356 del
>>700128
I have almost a full block in the fridge. It's a bit shit


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.700357 del
Gym poo


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.700358 del
>>700140
A cat smoking a choof


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.700359 del
>>700355
The second one is rolling now, we can switch anytime if we want.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.700360 del
>>700358
Kek, I see it


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.700361 del
>>700159
You do.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.700362 del
>>700355
I'm watching on ABC news Australia, some brave wandogerie nation woman is talking about her land being stolen by the monarchy.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.700363 del
>>700181
Toy Soldiers


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.700364 del
>>700181
Major Payne is good too


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.700365 del
>>700362
there's a big fat nigger talking on the endcorner


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.700366 del
>>700191
I would like to hear an update on how things are going


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.700367 del
>>700362
>>700365
The Royal Stream seems to be fucked, it stops and buffers. Which I don't get since, it's from youtube the same.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.700368 del
>>700353
Thanks finger wizzy.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.700369 del
>>700367
billions are watching


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.700370 del
Okay, switched to SkyNews now. That's quiet. ABC news was liek the most colonial stream ever, like American.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.700371 del
>>700218
I got some sarsaparilla, dark mint chocolate block, lemon sherbets, jersey caramels, and some gummy octopuses.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.700372 del
Too bad the SkyNews stream is blocked in Russia.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.700373 del
>>700219
I heard the song sung a couple of times today, I might go back for it.
I've never had a good Cornish pasty from anywhere on the Eyre, or copper triangle.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.700374 del
THE CATCH-UP IS ON


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.700375 del
>>700373
>I've never had a good Cornish pasty from anywhere on the Eyre, or copper triangle.
you are too picky
the specials boards have ruined you


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.700376 del
>>700230
Enthusiasm takes a while to build up 👆


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.700377 del
>>700375
He could eat a bowl of dog food and praise the taste.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.700378 del
>>700233
Suthark


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.700379 del
>>700250
Should have gone with the special


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.700380 del
>>700287
Maybe he is anticipating action


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.700381 del
>>700365
He's Hungarian


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.700382 del
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Ready.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.700383 del
>>700381
lol
rude


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.700384 del
>>700375
Tbh I think it's because they try and be fancy.
I had one there a while ago that was the 'traditional' half meat and half fruit and it was shit. Came with 'traditional' vanilla ice cream.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.700385 del
>>700383
What costume is he wearing?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.700386 del
>>700381
Well bantered.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.700387 del
>>700382
You shine up well.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.700388 del
>>700380
A Yakuza hit squad is set to attack the coronation and the only man who can stop them is a half boong rapist from Joondalup.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.700389 del
>>700387
Thank you.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.700390 del
That 5ťh one did it.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.700391 del
>>700384
just get a meat pastie from the kadina bakery


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.700392 del
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>tfw you didn't join the YPG in 2014 and get to post videos on twitter of yourself shooting jihadists in kobane


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.700393 del
>>700392
The sad state of things.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.700394 del
>>700391
I want a Cornish pasty when in the area that they're allegedly from.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.700395 del
>>700394
you are not deserving of any baked goods


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.700396 del
cruisey are you doing a boongery tonight?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.700397 del
one of the poojeeta girls i was into at uni got married
she looks pretty good in the pics, makeup a bit overdone though. so many girls seem to overdo the makeup on their wedding days


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.700398 del
>>700396
He is going to get a left handed oily wank from an old abbo tranny meth head in an alleyway next to some dustbins full of mouldy fish heads and maggots.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.700399 del
>>700398
winning


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.700400 del
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

get in here pooers


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.700401 del
>>700400
I think one NEET is hitting the goon too fast.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.700402 del
>>700401
It's probably Possum.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.700403 del
>>700402
he loves a bit of pagentry


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.700404 del
God save the Queen.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.700405 del
>>700404
a bit late for that neet


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.700406 del
>>700405
Maybes he's watching the funeral instead. Got all mixed up.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.700407 del
all around me are familiar faces...


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.700408 del
>>700407
>>699948
Keep going you're almost in the present.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.700409 del
>>700408
woed


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.700410 del
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>>700409


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.700411 del
If you see a bright light, go towards it.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.700412 del
>>700411
and get hit by another truck?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.700413 del
>>700412
>another truck
How was the first?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.700414 del
>>700413
hurt


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.700415 del
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NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.700416 del
>>700414
I am sorry I didn't send you a get well card, flowers and chocolates.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.700417 del
drinking beer?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.700418 del
>>700417
Our elite gooners should be halfway through their supply.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.700419 del
Japanese succubus let me stick it up her pooper.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.700420 del
>>700419
pics or it didn't happen


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.700421 del
>>700419
Hot!


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.700422 del
>>700419
Tell us the full story NEET.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.700424 del
>>700419
Good


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.700425 del
maybe drinking to brain damage isn't a bad idea, just look at the state of the world today and tell me that an alcohol induced fantasy land could be any worse


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.700426 del
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NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.700427 del
>>700423
She's doing well.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.700428 del
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>>700426
I hope Mark gets lucky.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.700429 del
>>700425
Cruisey could take you to the pokes for $1 a minute and order you something nice off the specials board. You'll be living your best lyfe.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.700430 del
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NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.700431 del
Have a Blessed Saturday, Neets!


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.700432 del
>>700429
>Cruisey
not a fan


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.700433 del
said i have 50 minutes


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.700434 del
>>700430
who is that cunt?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.700435 del
ausneets regency council


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.700436 del
>>700432
I think you are a fan in denial.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.700437 del
>>700436
im literally not a fan


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.700438 del
i'm a qing restorationist


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.700439 del
>>700437
Cruisey is a good NEET and you are a meanie.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.700440 del
>neets are trying to turn me into a fan


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.700441 del
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NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.700442 del
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NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.700443 del
I quite enjoyed the crowning, it was very interesting. Thank you for coming, fellas.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.700444 del
>>700443
Yes it was an interesting event.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.700445 del
>>700443
Thank you for putting it on.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.700446 del
I think the Queen's funeral left the more powerful impression.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.700447 del
just farted


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.700448 del
Thank you for putting it in.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.700449 del
>>700448
Are you that Jap succubus?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.700450 del
>>700446
Yes of course. But you’ll only see one or two of each in a lifetime, so it was worth it.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.700451 del
sad


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.700452 del
maybe satan will help


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.700453 del
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Hilarious.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.700454 del
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NSFW from the coronation.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.700455 del
>>700454
Would bury so hard, the person that can pull out my dick out of her arse would be crowned King Arthur.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.700456 del
morning bros


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.700457 del
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>>700456
Feel free to join watching The Raid Redemption we did not in the morning. I mean evening.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.700458 del
>>700457
It's too early in the morning for that much violence for me. Did the neets watch it last night?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.700459 del
>>700457
Do you show that same film over and over again?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.700460 del
>>700458
We watched the coronation, no?

>>700459
What's over and over again?
We have different movie each month.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.700461 del
>>700460
I went to bed early, I thought you might have played the raid after the coronation


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.700462 del
>>700460
You've shown that film about 6 times in the last year.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.700463 del
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>>700461
We haven't even watched the full coronation, just until they went back to the B. palace. And most NEETs left way before that.

>>700462
Actually 12 times!


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.700464 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.700466 del
>>700464
mording
having a mountain jew energiszed


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.700467 del
told bill to stay home


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.700468 del
>>700467
Was he going to create a Billemma?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.700469 del
>>700466
Good morning NEET.

Powering up for anything special?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.700470 del
>>700468
He would have. I just CBF dealing with him today.

>>700469
Morning. Nah. Might go find some breakkaye shortly.

Need to find a blanket or something for the couchbed. I woke up freezing.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.700471 del
>>700470
>Need to find a blanket or something for the couchbed.
Get a nice cotton blanket, if you want to stay crispy get one of those cheap synesthetic blankets from BigW/Kmart


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.700472 del
>>700465
was she the one with the big milkers?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.700473 del
>>700472
I called her tits.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.700475 del
>>700474
You know I cant do that yet


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.700476 del
>>700475
I was thinking that a second set can be purchased, but upon writing this post I realised it might also spoil my excitement of seeing the original sheet set in all its glory.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.700477 del
Another solution
https://theoodie.com/


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.700478 del
>>700476
I need to tidy up that room and pack things into boxes instead of having stuff strewn all over.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.700479 del
Tip for Bad Home NEETs:
Having a choof and cough on the toilet can really help get that stubborn last bit of poo out.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.700480 del
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NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.700481 del
>>700480
The guy on the right composed this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eqnO3FSfmyo [Embed]


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.700482 del
>>700479
Does it just fly out?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.700483 del
>>700478
Use your Bill Free Day for it.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.700484 del
>>700480
kek


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.700485 del
>>700473
what did you call them?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.700486 del
>>700457
I would like to see the raid one night when we can get a bunch of the neets and watch it together


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.700487 del
>>700482
The power of cough impels it.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.700488 del
>>700473
Lady Titswobble to you.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.700489 del
>>700483
I'll try and make a start on it, but I have a few other things to do first.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.700491 del
>>700489
Shops won't be open for ktime twists for another hour or so.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.700492 del
I'm never ready for cobbee and corvettes


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.700493 del
>>700454
She was wearing a girdle.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.700494 del
>>700493
I prefer to think it was a sexy corset and suspenders


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.700495 del
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There is an event in Rimworld where it drop pods in random items sometimes.
This can get weird with mods or maybe the game is insulting me.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.700496 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JN0VVcaLx6E [Embed]

Hmm.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.700497 del
>>700494
I bet she has floppy tummy skin.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.700498 del
Hankering for a spankering
Swooning for a gooning


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.700499 del
>>700497
She's 50, mate. Her gunt would be hanging on the bed while you grunted away behind her.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.700500 del
>>700495
Cook them!


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.700501 del
>>700498
Choking for a tug?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.700502 del
>>700499
Leave her girdle on. In button the top of her blouse.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.700503 del
>>700501
Choking for a groping sort of works.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.700504 del
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fifo you boong


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:20 [Preview] No.700505 del
>>700457
I went there and Ovaltine ran away


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.700506 del
>>700500
I sold them to some dwarf merchants.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.700507 del
>>700505
you mogged him


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.700508 del
>>700507
The rest of those russian pol poofs are liek little babby.. as their meme speak would say.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.700509 del
>>700508
There is a russian choof growing thread where they grow weed really badly.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.700510 del
off to bunnings and supercheap
again


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.700511 del
>>700509
They're a mob of mongs that talk about living in the wilderness but take instructions from you tubers.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.700512 del
Need to wash my doodle


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.700513 del
>>700510
How was the cars and coffee?


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.700514 del
>>700503
CashedUpNEET.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.700515 del
>>700512
Chux it!


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.700516 del
>>700514
That doesn't make sense.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.700517 del
>>700509
They do everything really badly. Look at their current 'war'.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.700518 del
>>700513
I didn't go to that. Thought about it at 5.30 and reset my alarm for 7.00 and had a snooze.


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.700519 del
>>700516
True, if you chain the Asians down in a room the choke would be free. But I would like to believe that most NEETs would need to pay for a group rub, tug and choke session.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.700520 del
>>700496
Interesting video.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.700521 del
>>700519
At the Commune all sessions will be free. unfortunately we will have to substitute other NEETs for asian women, maybe they can wear masks


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.700522 del
It's not gay if the other NEET is wearing a mask.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.700523 del
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>>700521
>maybe they can wear masks


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.700524 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xhbyj8pqUao [Embed]


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.700525 del
Port 1-24 @ $3.35


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.700526 del
Mummybot is viciously bitching about the tranny to her friend over the phone
Love to hear it


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.700527 del
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NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.700528 del
>>700525
Any port in a storm.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.700529 del
might get some junkfood and eat my feelings again


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.700530 del
>>700529
better than gooning


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.700531 del
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>>700529
>eat my feelings again
>IKTF


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.700532 del
Possum once told me that great men must not be subjected to the same constraints as leeser men or they will be dragged back down to a lower level and humanitys lot in general will suffer and that's why he gets the last piece of pizza.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.700533 del
>>700532
More than once?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.700534 del
>>700530
I'll do that after too.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:05 [Preview] No.700535 del
>>700533
Every time, every bloody time.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.700536 del
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Cenno landed. Vape acquired. Energy drink guzzling. Big day of footy and UFC. Happy neet.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.700537 del
didn't they ban vaping?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.700538 del
>>700537
not yet
you do know that changes in legislation have to go through parliament right?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.700539 del
wtf is Gracie doing


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.700540 del
>>700539
is that the original gracie of gracie fagjitsu, or somebody else?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.700541 del
>>700540
Yes part of the royal MMA family
Pathetic fighter


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.700542 del
>>700541
Thought he would have retired by now. All that grappling stuff is boring.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.700543 del
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Sounds like an tourism advert.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.700544 del
>>700525
They will win by more than that. bombers are overrated.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.700545 del
>>700526
Imagine what she says about you.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.700546 del
>>700538
Unpleasant tone.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.700547 del
You should repeat it all to xer and set off a drama bomb


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.700548 del
>>700546
I’m sorry petal


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.700549 del
>>700545
She probably was talking about him and he misunderstood it.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.700550 del
>>700548
Go and be a cunt somewhere else.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.700551 del
>>700550
alright I’m out of here


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.700552 del
>>700526
Youre a dotty old bat


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.700553 del
>>700530
No it isnt tubby.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.700554 del
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We'll be seeing The French Connection (1971) tonight, a classic action thriller noir starring Gene Hackman. I haven't seen it myself, but it does appear to contain violence and negative portrayals of racial minorities. 7pm AEDT.

Then on Wednesday join us for Dr Katz, a tv show about a new york therapist and his neet son.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.700555 del
>>700554
The second one is about trauma and minorities too.. and how they can make money out of convincing people their problems stem from something they cant change rather than realistic, timed and measured solutions.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.700556 del
Carn port!


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.700557 del
Might get a covid booster shot. Might get a flu shot while I'm at it.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.700558 del
>>700536
>Big day of footy and UFC
Big investments?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.700559 del
>>700558
Up $2.60 after 2 fights.
Need port to step up for the multi


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.700560 del
Went to Paddy's Market. Had never been there before. It's like all the niknak shit from the Port and Gepps Cross ones, now that they're closed.
I thought it would be fruit and veg.
I almost got an epoxy'd log, with the bark still on. It has a bowl cut into the side and flat on the other. It'd be a good spot to leave my keys but I'm glad that I didn't get it because I don't really have anywhere to put it without making an effort.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.700561 del
>>700557
Get a couple for me as well thanks.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.700562 del
>>700520
Scared to use emojis now.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.700563 del
>>700560
Sounds like a nice outing.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.700564 del
I took Doggo for his walk. Zero people encountered. I didn't even see anyone in the distance. The sun was out, the ground was firm. It was a good walk.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.700565 del
>>700536
3 credits, 50 lines.
Change machines after 6 pokes after the feature. You won't need to lose more than $70, if you need to make it back and get just in front, cash out and call it even. If you get to $100, pocket $20 and pretend you didn't. It's all fucking free games and features. Slap the fuck out the chinaman. Stay away from the kraken.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.700566 del
Try the Halloween tree one.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.700567 del
Doggo and I started our daily walks on February 1st and we have not missed a day so far. That was when I determined to be a better owner to him and stop being so lazy.
The winter is going to test our streak though since wind and rain may make things difficult.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.700568 del
High stakes gives you a good chance of getting free games within the free games. I've had like 50 games in row once.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.700569 del
>>700565
The system is evolving. I bet you will not give away your secret rubbing technique to make it pay out.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.700570 del
>>700564
>the ground was firm
Grope it.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.700571 del
>>700568
Mate you are just another one of these degenerate addicts who thinks he can beat the machine. No-one beats the machine in the long run. It is designed with people like you in mind. Quit while you're ahead.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.700572 del
>>700567
That's a good effort, well done. Does doggo seem happier for the exercise?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.700573 del
>>700572
Yes doggo seems happier and his general health seems to have improved too.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.700574 del
>>700573
Excellent.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.700575 del
>>700563
I went to Hollywood plaza and the Asian supermarket too. Left two stuffed cabbage leaves and two stuffed capsicums on the counter. I didn't get charged but wanted them.
They were beef and rice filled.
I got some Adelaide hill smoked silverside, short cut bacon and something else and some sa maastadam cheese.
You can ask them to cut to whatever sized slices of any cheese and small good.
I should have got some thin slices of spicy sausage. And a heavily discounted end cut of proscetto


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.700576 del
>>700571
I will quit while I'm ahead, after a grand jackpot or two


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.700577 del
>>700576
>a grand jackpot
You would cum in your pants.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.700578 del
>>700575
I used to get my deli to cut silverside slices about 8mm thick, made great sandwiches.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.700579 del
>>700575
>Adelaide hills smoked silverside
I have never seen that. It sounds good. How much was it?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.700580 del
>>700578
>8mm thick
How thick are they usually?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.700581 del
>>700564
Lovely. A firm ground undersole and the cool breeze brushing through your whiskers under the sun cutting the crisp air, and a dog, is a lovely scene.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.700582 del
>>700577
I read a reddit thing where a gambler said he couldn't get it up except on the nights he had a win.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.700583 del
>>700580
I don't know tbh, 2-3 mm maybe?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.700584 del
>>700583
So you have them big and chunky? Nice.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.700585 del
>>700584
Yeah, you can taste the meat so much more.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.700586 del
>>700585
What is your opinion of shaved silverside? I never get it, I always go for the slices.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.700587 del
>>700578
Very nice, that is a good size.
I've never asked for a specific size.
It was a long process, even when three girls on three slicers, taking orders.
They had to get the cut out of the display, then after the first cut, would show you a slice.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.700588 del
>>700582
...but when he got up 👆


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.700589 del
>>700587
I just asked for the thickest they could slice and I think it said 8mm on the label.
>>700586
It's nice but it's too fiddly and I always end up putting heaps on.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.700590 del
Down $2.50
Need port to pull their fingers out


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.700591 del
>>700589
Do you remove the fatty part on the edge of the silverside slices?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.700592 del
>>700590
>$2.50
High stakes.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.700593 del
The cuts were
Aussie short cut (about 8ml) 0.224kg $20kg (6 slices)
Corned Beef Silverside (2-3ml) 0.250kg $26.95kg
Mt Pleasant Wholesmoke Ham which I ripped the paper of while trying.
I thought I got the smoked roast beef.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.700594 del
It was a smoked silverside I'm pretty sure


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.700596 del
>>700564
comfy


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.700597 del
Yeah the powaaahhHH!


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.700598 del
>>700588
Big Bada Boom


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.700599 del
>>700579
Had two slices with a thin slice of raw carrot, some mustard and a pickled onion.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.700600 del
>>700591
I do, used to give it to the cat.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.700601 del
>>700593
Good taste?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.700602 del
>>700599
Orally?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.700603 del
One time the deli silverside was way too salty so I stopped buying it.
There used to be a good one at the central markets that had a sweet taste.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.700604 del
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NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.700605 del
I find pens difficult to hold for a while due to how thin they are. Any suggestions for what I could do? I was thinking of getting some of those pen grip things or maybe just thicker pens.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.700606 del
>>700605
You have answered your own question NEET.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.700607 del
>>700604
Looks like it was one out of the fridge too.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.700608 del
>>700543
You think you'd just walk the 40km in five days. That is only 8km a day. Did she have access to water?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.700609 del
>>700607
He is either very happy or completely insane or both.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.700610 del
>>700607
>>700604
This is the fridge meme for a part time driller in Kalgoorlie


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.700612 del
>>700611
Would make a good fridge meme with some appropriate alteration.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.700613 del
>>700612
Real friends stick around when you throw up.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.700614 del
>>700604
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.700615 del
>>700608
She had a bottle of wine and lollies. Both were gifts for her mother.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.700616 del
>>700613
I had to get a bucket of water once to wash it off the driveway.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.700617 del
PORT!


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.700618 del
Slow start to the day. Just had my seventh coffee. No shit yet. Going to brush my teeth and have a big glass of water.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.700619 del
Can't write properly as my hands are too cold. Woe.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.700620 del
>>700619
Get some fingerless gloves.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.700621 del
>>700620
They almost make it worse


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.700622 del
Multi looking good


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.700623 del
>>700619
Buy two small dogs and use them as gloves.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.700624 del
MY CENTRELINKS DRIED UP LIKE A DIRTY GIN'S CUNT


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.700625 del
>>700624
>>700622


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.700626 del
wish possum would get on the sportsbet with me


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.700627 del
Possum told me that Wealth gained hastily will dwindle, but whoever gathers little by little will increase it once.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.700628 del
>>700627
Do you tell him its wise advice once?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.700629 del
>>700628
I may have told him that more than once.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.700630 del
beer


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.700631 del
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NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.700632 del
Banrock station keeps getting more expensive.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.700633 del
>>700632
*everything keeps getting more expensive


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.700634 del
>>700633
Apart from a used bussy.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.700635 del
Prawn StirFry
Dark choc with peppermint crisp bits
4 butterscotch timtams used as straws with milk


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.700636 del
>>700622
You don't know what you're doing


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.700637 del
>>700635
That sounds nice.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.700638 del
>>700636
Shut up faggot


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.700639 del
>>700638
You need a daddy figure in your life.
I can teach, but you need to listen.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.700640 del
>>700626
You are a bad influence. Do not corrupt him.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.700641 del
>>700635
>used as straws
Basically like sucking a cock.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.700642 del
need a post beer poo


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.700643 del
>>700640
He didn't ask cruisey with his system of rules and tricks of 3 way multis on the three dogs paying 5-7, each way for $5, so $30 all 👆 up. Paying out big. Get a fucking system. Align and execute. James Bond is a faggot.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.700644 del
>>700641
No spit


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.700645 del
When's the TV on?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.700646 del
>>700643
The System.
Dream big
Lose
Forget losses
Dream big
Lose
Repeat.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.700647 del
>>700645
idk, when is it?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.700648 del
>>700645
No tv one of the NEETs bet womboflix and lost.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.700650 del
lonely


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.700651 del
>>700650
Have a wank to Olive's onlyfans.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.700652 del
potentially join a cult levels of lonely


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.700653 del
Feels like 0.7 °C
really cold outside


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.700654 del
>>700651
i don't want to wank any more, i just want someone to hang out with


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.700655 del
>>700642
Should have taken one with you.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.700656 del
>>700646
That's consistency.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.700657 del
Thinking about that heater again. Wondering if I can justify such a luxury. Its still in the cupboard for now.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.700658 del
>>700654
>someone to hang out with
Where do you live?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.700659 del
>>700657
You don't need it, stay strong.
>I reach over and turn mine back on


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.700660 del
Electricity is absurdly expensive. I saw a story that there was going to be some relief announced in the budget next week though.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.700661 del
>>700645
Depends on where your TV is.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.700662 del
>>700554
whats an AEDT? does this mean the moofie is on at 6 here? I dont want to have to bolt my tea.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.700663 del
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>>700660
All we need to do is turn our fingers into candles so we have light and heat at the tip of our fingers.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.700664 del
>>700654
I just use posts here to make up characters in my head and talk to them whilst pacing around drinking.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.700665 del
>>700662
Australian Eastern Dickhead Time


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.700666 del
>>700662
It would mean 6:30pm I think.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.700667 del
>>700664
I will call you Frederick.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.700668 del
>>700663
At the NEET Commune we shall feed the Execs beans on cold nights and use their farts as heaters.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.700669 del
>>700668
Imagine the flames


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.700671 del
Good home neets only use SA time.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.700672 del
>>700666
how long is the moofie? does it have subtitles if its in french?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.700673 del
>>700670
Roots of loneliness will be what we call the small tin shed in the commune that we keep Olive in.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.700674 del
>>700672
It's not actually french.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.700675 del
>>700673
Are we still keeping the whore pits or is the Olive shed the new version?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.700677 del
Cash out likely


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.700678 del
>>700672
I imagine it will have subtitles, yes. I am not projectionist neet though.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.700679 del
Out of cash likely


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.700680 del
>>700674
so whats the connection with france? does it have french actors like charlize theron?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.700681 del
>>700670
Every one of those symptoms applies to me


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.700682 del
>Il ne connaît pas le français.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.700683 del
>>700677
How much are they offering?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.700684 del
>>700679
Well bantered.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.700685 del
>>700675
We are keeping them since Olive isn't a whore.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.700686 del
>>700680
I can't really remember I think they are after a french drug smuggler


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.700687 del
>>700683
$18 off a $7.50 investment.
Pies look likely to win so I'll see how it changes after that. Not confident of Saints by 40+


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.700688 del
>>700685
The Olive shed is for Sunday best and the whore pits are for casual useage.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.700689 del
>>700688
>Sunday best
All the NEETs will be in church.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.700690 del
We need a new e-girl
Preferably a big booty slim thick Asian


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.700691 del
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This has to be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.700692 del
>>700687
Have you ever won a multi you have made?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.700693 del
>>700690
Stop speaking like a nigger.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.700694 del
>>700692
2. I'm up for the season


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.700695 del
>>700691
I was waiting for him to shove it up his bum or something.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.700696 del
>>700691
An impressive display of eating.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.700697 del
>>700695
The way he so skillfully peels the banana and then eats the peel anyway is just hilarious to me. I really can't tell if he is just a minda or that is somehow very intelligent.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.700698 del
>>700697
I think he is mogging the human way of banana eating.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.700699 del
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Olive will never be replaced. Always was, always will be, Olive's board.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.700700 del
>>700664
I have a whole cast of characters in my head to act as friends, it still doesn't do the trick.
>>700658
I'd rather not say, sorry.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.700701 del
>>700699
You need to get an /ausneets/ bum pic before you make such claims.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.700702 del
Olive is not even cute
Looks like a random chick you'd find selling candles at Dusk before mothers day


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.700703 del
I'd give Olive a good candleing.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.700704 del
>>700702
All the Dusk girls at Munno Para are fat and covered in tattoos. It truly is a bad home area when even the Dusk girls are dero.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.700705 del
>>700662
It's a time zone: Australian Eastern Daylight (Saving) Time. It's the Eastern Coast of Australia during winter (which is summer there apparently). It's UTC +11 hours
Now they have AEST, which is Australian Eastern Standard Time. It's UTC +10 hours.

I think all Australian time zones are earlier. Later. Whatever.
Christmas Island is UTC +7
Australian Western Standard is UTC +8
Australian Central Daylight is UTC +10:30

I feel like there should be more. Are there more? Like what's Central Standard and Western Daylight?
Also feels like we discriminating against certain NEETs who don't live on the East Coast. How many are you fellas?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.700706 del
>>700704
>tattoos
I really hate them.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.700707 del
>>700699
He's looking handsome as ever.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.700708 del
>>700704
Bad home area women get fat at 20 like boongs and negroes.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.700709 del
>>700705
It just werks.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.700710 del
>>700699
Her boobs look much bigger in that pic on the right in white.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.700711 del
Cash out unavailable, its only half time on the final game
You're joking


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.700712 del
>>700705
WA is 1.5-2 hours behind the rest except we don't do daylight savings so add another hour in for half the year.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.700713 del
>>700711
lol


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.700714 del
All around me are familiar faces...


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.700715 del
>>700712
There are three time zones within WA, two of which 99% of the population are ignorant of.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.700716 del
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LOOK AT HIM GO!


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.700717 del
>>700710
They'll get even bigger still once I get her pregnant.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.700718 del
WA worst A


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.700719 del
>>700714
*faeces


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.700720 del
>>700715
Fucking is not cunt.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.700721 del
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>>700720


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.700722 del
>>700716
That banana really got him going.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.700723 del
>>700711
J U S T


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.700724 del
>>700721
That shit is desert over near you poofs nobody cares about that.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.700725 del
Weber picked up some boong hitchhikers and then abandoned them in the Nullarbor once.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.700726 del
>>700714
>>700719
Wonderful remix.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.700727 del
>>700724
Like he said, 99% are ignorant of them.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.700729 del
>>700725
Based.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.700730 del
>>700727
Everybody forgets the timezones on the Islands and Antarctica too.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.700731 del
>>700725
Love 'em and leave 'em.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.700732 del
>>700721
I think we will give everything west of NSW - SA border back to the boongs.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.700733 del
>>700730
>he thinks Antarctica is real


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.700734 del
>>700732
You don't like our mining and farming revenue?
Alright we'll keep it.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.700735 del
Cash out is back. $32. Need saints by another 40 points. Doable.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.700736 del
By another 20, I mean


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>>700734
> we'll keep it.
The boongs will drink it all.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.700738 del
>>700735
So they don't let you cash out when it would be good for you?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.700739 del
meth is just an alternate dimensions arcane medicine


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.700740 del
>>700737
Which state has the most boongs?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.700741 del
>>700738
They stop it in the final 5 or so minutes of the game


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.700742 del
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NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.700743 del
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Movie in 1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.700744 del
NSW is full of boongs


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.700745 del
daylight come and me wan' go home


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.700746 del
>>700744
whitest you've ever seen


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.700747 del
how long would china last if we dropped all our boongs there?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.700748 del
>>700742
SA racist cunts


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.700749 del
>>700742
Not even 4% of the population and they're trying to rejig the constitution and everything else for them.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.700750 del
>>700748
NT 1 in 3 is a boong, I didn't realise it was like that.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.700751 del
>>700733
It is where Hitler lives.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.700752 del
>>700750
All thats up there is heat and boongs.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.700753 del
Cashed out at $15.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.700754 del
>>700752
A friend in Darwin told me that boong kids and drunks throwing rocks at cars is an everyday event there, it's completely normal.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.700755 del
What are australia's small towns like? Are they ridden with crime and boongs? I keep thinking of moving out of the city to lower rent, but I don't want to wind up in some place infested with boongs and methheads.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.700756 del
>>700742
>25mil
That's less than Polan. Haha, Australia smol!


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.700757 del
>>700755
There are few boongs and no public meff heads in my town but there are often stolen cars on the curb wrapped in police tape and bad home looking people near the commission area


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.700758 del
>>700686
oh okay.
what kind of drugs do they have in france?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.700759 del
>>700743
but its ten past seven AEDT now


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.700760 del
>>700755
>What are australia's small towns like?
boongs and methheads, also methhead boongs


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.700761 del
>>700755
In WA the nice towns tend to be all Brethren and they don't really do strangers.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.700762 del
>>700758
Heroin iirc.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.700763 del
i wish my brain wasn't so faulty


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.700764 del
>>700761
>Brethren
please explain


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.700765 del
>>700764
Excusive Brethren, they are like uber protestants, the church runs their whole life, they have arranged marriages, can't eat or drink with non members.
I worked for some for a while, it was interesting.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.700766 del
>>700762
that's what it is in the french connection


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.700768 del
>>700765
Sounds like Jehovah's Witnesses


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.700769 del
>>700762
ow okay whats that like?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.700770 del
>>700768
They can only use phones and the internet for work, no tv or music either, and for some reason they are not allowed to solicit new business themselves, they always hire non brethren sales reps.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.700771 del
>>700753
Well done.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.700772 del
>>700761
We got a lot of them up here in Barnaby land, not many people like them and they all have those big white vans and drive like idiots.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.700773 del
>>700747
The Chinese know how to deal with subhumans. Some of them would probably find their way into the cooking pot.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.700774 del
>>700772
The ones I worked for were full blown gooners, they would get smashed after work in the office then drive home.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.700775 del
>>700769
Fuck off with your baby talk bullshit.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.700776 del
>>700774
I'm surprised they are allowed alcohol.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.700777 del
>>700776
I think it's the one vice they are allowed.


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NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.700779 del
>>700778
Kek


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.700780 del
>>700778
Cruisey would still put a pineapple in.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.700781 del
bad thoughts


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.700782 del
>>700774
Yeah they all like a drink, often see them at Dans if you get there after their service or mass whatever it is, one of their business was across the road from where I worked and one year there was some big get together for them and they showed pornos all night projected on the wall of the building and there were empty bottles everywhere.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.700783 del
>>700780
And he would still pull out 50 ahead.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.700784 del
>>700783
He would say he did.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.700785 del
>>700763
All around me are familiar feaces...


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.700786 del
>>700782
And these are conservative Christian types?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.700787 del
>>700637
Zinger with bacon boig
Two packs of chips (honey soy chicken and sweet chili)
Another serve of prawn
Going to get some choc chip cookies, Tim tams and milk ready for the movie.
Might grab the jersey caramels for after.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.700788 del
>>700646
I don't lose.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.700789 del
>>700787
Chortler rations.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.700790 del
>>700653
I put Willy warmers on


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.700791 del
>>700665
Sinkholes


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.700792 del
>>700671
It's night time. TV should be on.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.700793 del
>>700687
You bet on things with too many variables


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.700794 del
SABBATH


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.700795 del
>>700705
I'm not going to remember any of that.
Just do it in SA time.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.700796 del
>>700721
Dream time out there


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.700797 del
>>700753
What are you doing


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.700798 del
>>700789
Heavy breathing


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.700799 del
>>700797
Just watched the news on telly. Now I'm back in my lair wondering what I'll do for the rest of the night.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.700800 del
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>>700799
Watch the movie with us
I'll give you a chocie


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.700801 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.700802 del
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I love Yor Forger so much.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.700803 del
Monk left the movie to play games he doesn't enjoy instead of spending time with his friends once.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.700804 del
>>700803
Based.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.700805 del
>>700800
I'll have the plate on the left.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.700806 del
Spending time with the lads at the movies


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.700807 del
>>700800
I'm picturing the milk dribbling down your chin after the sucking.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.700808 del
>>700803
I watched that dead scottish poof on masterchef with mummybot


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.700809 del
Might put money on the Hong Kong premier league


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.700810 del
I am out of touch I thought the Masterchef host was that executive who wears a cravat.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.700811 del
>>700810
Mother says 'like a rat with a cravat' when talking about certain people.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.700812 del
>>700811
Like a possum with crocs.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.700813 del
>>700812
or a dog with two dicks


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.700814 del
>>700813
Or a boong with a gold watch


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.700815 del
i might invent nuclear fusion


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.700816 del
>>700815
If you do can I say I helped?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.700817 del
>>700815
Two please


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.700818 del
>>700815
30kg of plutonium thanks


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.700819 del
a little rape never hurt anybum


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.700820 del
>>700818
bad neet


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.700821 del
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NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.700822 del
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NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.700823 del
>>700822
JUST


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.700824 del
Acquired 11 from the drive thru. The hot girl working there asked me if I was ok. What the fuck. I must have mumbled (i was looking away) when she asked how my night had been. Dunno why they ask that on a Sunday, I thought that was something you'd ask on a night out.
Felt like a HR woman had just asked me R U Okay, but just me and no one else in the office.
God I hate women


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.700825 del
>>700822
That is my exact body type.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.700826 del
>>700824
You don't sound ok.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.700827 del
>>700825
You are doing well NEET.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.700828 del
>>700824
>God I hate women
Thanks Trev.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.700829 del
>Feels like -5.0 °C


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.700830 del
>>700824
So someone was worried about you, lucky neet.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.700831 del
Contemplating a run but it is fucking freezing outside,


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.700832 del
>>700824
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.700833 del
>>700831
Do it, you will soon warm up.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.700834 del
>>700824
She was angling for a root. Good job on keeping that vile whore away,


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.700835 del
>>700834
Agree, that's all they want from us neets, sex, sex, sex, fuken bitches.
trev.jpg


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.700836 del
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NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.700837 del
>>700836
>trev.jpg


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.700838 del
>>700832
Yes, expecting some calls regarding jobs

>>700830
>>700834
hmmmmm


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.700839 del
>>700836
Vile.


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>>700840
>She downloaded Tinder, Bumble and Hinge. Made a promise to herself that she would go on two dates a week and gave herself a 'glow up' in preparation. She dyed her brunette hair blonde, got a gym membership and started watching youtube makeup tutorials.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.700842 del
>>700841
lol perfect meme


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.700843 del
Have a Blessed Sunday, Neets!
See ya next thread.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.700844 del
I wanna join a rape gang


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.700845 del
>>700844
You've come to the right place


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.700846 del
>>700844
Join a grape gang instead. Cabernet for life.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.700847 del
>>700846
The grape will invigorate the rape


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.700848 del
>>700836
Why did she position her arse like that and then act surprised? Why did she post this with her face in it?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.700849 del
>>700846
I've still got the cab merlot sitting here. Woe.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.700850 del
>>700848
It looks like a disabled toilet so she might be tard.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.700851 del
>>700850
In any case, I am in awe of the velocity. She probably ablated a small hole in the wall.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.700852 del
This guy followed me home from the bus station so I stood at my front door with my cock out in a power pose and stared at him while he quickly walked past my house.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.700853 del
>>700852
You did not.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.700854 del
Feeling guilty that i still don't know if, and what, possums name at moofie nights is


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.700855 del
>>700853
Anyone who walks in the direction of my house is following me.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.700856 del
>>700855
You are a natural leader.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.700857 del
Possum had a quiet spergout during a welcome to country ceremony at the footy once, much to the displeasure of those sitting adjacent to him


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.700858 del
>>700857
He was banned for life for racial vilification.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.700859 del
Ate too much. Awoken from the coma. Yawning feels like I'm going to tear a hernia.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.700860 del
>>700859
Chortler life.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.700861 del
>>700860
My burps taste like curry, but I think it's stomach acid.
Bacon zinger was the only spicy thing I can remember eating.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.700862 del
I need to hold my gut when I stand up because I'm scared of exploding, but I need my arms to lift myself out of the chair.
I'm not going anywhere.


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>>700861
>>700862
The absolute state of you.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.700864 del
>>700863
Chortlemania


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.700865 del
Oh shit.
Learning about the executive struggles of sneezing.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.700866 del
>>700865
Get the chux ready.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.700867 del
>>700855
Your arse is irresistible.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.700868 del
Weber shot me in the arse with his air rifle when I was replacing the target at his request once.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.700869 del
I remember shooting blackbirds with the air rifle as a teenager. The forestock had a crack down it from the stress of being fired so many times. This caused the rest of the rifle to rattle around in the stock when shook and shift slightly as the trigger was pulled. The seals would also leak pretty badly so I had to take the shot very quickly after cocking it. They were an issue because they'd nest in the gutters.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.700870 del
I took the heater out of the cupboard. RIP my electricity bill.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.700871 del
I am having a chamomile tea.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.700872 del
>>700871
I've been smashing them lately. They calm me down and help me sleep. I'd believe the tea itself has these effects on its own but I find that it has caused me to drink less black tea. Hence less caffeine which has the obvious benefits for anxiety and sleep.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.700873 del
>>700872
I don't notice any of the reported calming effects or sleepiness, but I do like having a hot mug to hold to keep my hands warm and something warm to drink.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.700874 del
Got busted having a choof outside in 0°
Goon glass was by the door.
No excuses. She said I was a strange one but didn't actually come and see.
Fake ignorance.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.700875 del
>>700874
Slave in your own home
Stop being a pussy


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.700876 del
>>700875
She knows. Just doesn't like it and knows saying something won't change it.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.700877 del
Hiding it made me control my intake


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.700878 del
>>700873
I hold my neetstick for the same reason.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.700879 del
>>700877
Punch a few holes in a bag of golden oaks and shove it up your arse. All the nutrients a beloved customer needs without any of the womanly nagging.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.700880 del
Want to buy a row of skyscrapers in Cairo and build a community in the connected common area of the bottom 4 stories, full of boutique shops and indoor plants, and clear aqueducts. Hotel and apartments above viewing the Giza plateau.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.700881 del
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looking at nag races


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.700882 del
>>700881
What's the cash out rate?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.700883 del
>>700881
You should let Mummy have control of your fortnightly dole and only give you enough to buy necessities. No vices.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.700885 del
When I stayed at my grandparents house grandpa would take me with him to the deli across the street to buy the morning paper and I would be allowed to buy a chocolate bar for myself. Grandma would cook bacon and eggs for breakfast.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.700886 del
All the locks along the river presents the silt from flowing downstream and fertilising the land.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.700887 del
Prevents *


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.700888 del
He said "Money you know it comes and goes
On booze and rent and fags
You can make a fortune on overtime
And lose it all on the nags
But years of toil with a bunch of mates
You know it leaves you satisfied
Though we never moved a mountain
We sure gave it a try"


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.700889 del
FERTILIZE MY ARSE, WEBER


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.700890 del
>>700888
>On booze and rent and fags
The twink budget again.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.700891 del
>>700890
Ted should've just come to /ausneets/ for the free bussy.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.700892 del
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Possums got scared when his neighbour caught him pumping this banger once


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.700893 del
My farts just keep rumbling out, like a meffed up boong's didgeridoo..


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.700894 del
>>700892
That is a good song. How old is it? I had not heard it before.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.700895 del
BUM RASH


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New Thread: >>700884
New Thread: >>700884

New Thread: >>700884
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